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fuck kikes

imagine the cope by bbby baggies still holding on

It's another good day to not own stocks.

SOXL is going to 8.30.

bullish for the market index
bearish for oil

>>52833181
MDB, you say?

>>52833207
they keep killing the scientists who discover free energy

Boring ass market desu senpai.

>>52833204
everytime I jack off to cunny soxl goes lower

Bank of America is getting REKT this year.

>>52833207
Well now that our energy problems are solved what's everybody doing for lunch?

>>52833221
it still shocks me that their business is sustained on atm and bank fees

>>52833207
Overhyped, according to /sci/. "120% of energy" doesn't take into account all the other energy put in or the losses in turning that into commercial power, like 40% steam turbine efficiency.

>>52833207
Probably not commercially viable for a while but progress is progress.

Why is VIX way up? what's up

>>52833212
Yep. I think MDB has a long way to go up.

WHEN I SAY GREAT,
YOU SAY DEPRESSION!
>GREAT!

https://youtu.be/D8-yztLezmM

Does anybody else here exclusively trade only one stock?

Gay market PREP accordingly

>>52833247
lot of stuff happening this week soon

>>52833247
hedgies are buying puts lol

So, the VIX is up 7%.
Why is UVIX up 0%?

>>52833238
yeah but think about how much more efficient the ovens will be

>>52833262
by "trade one stock" do you mean buying VT every day?

Almost time for me to slurp up KOLD

>>52833207
Fusion is like the original "2 more weeks" meme

>>52833164
I'd prefer you didn't Emma Roberts post. Thanks.

>>52833247
It's over

>>52833275
vix futures = / = daily vix

m-my oil stocks will go back up eventually, r-right?

>>52833238
the intellectuals on /sci/ are 14 years old. it's irrelevant what the efficiency is when this is the first time it's ever produced a net gain. it's in its infancy

>>52833301
global economic depression is bad for oil, anon

>>52833304
hail the great reactor
throw niggers in
it requires fuel

>>52833255
love classic Kate Bush

>>52833297
Spoon feed me a little, fren.

>>52833304
This is the second time NIF claimed net gain. The first was like five years ago. They're a boondoggle project trying to justify their existence.

>>52833218
Some sperg hates my picture.
I think we have a faggot in SMG.

>>52833292
anon was posting something about a freak cold snap projected to happen in the next two weeks
>in two weeks
I know
>>52833319
You cannot buy the vix. The instruments available to speculate on the implied volatility of option pricing on spy/qqq are future contracts. Daily vix has nothing to do with the implied vix by settlement date of the futures.

>futures

>>52833329
I'm too stupid to post fat ass pokemon girls because if I get banned I won't be able to funpost for three days

>>52833327
shut the FUCK up bobo and go back to jerking off in the corner while i buckbreak your dad

>>52833221
oy vey, antisemitism is on the rise.

>>52833239
>implying this won't be powering the whole world less the ukraine in 2 more weeks

OIL!


Also whats up with TSLA and MSFT?

>>52833221
Kek I remember mannarino telling people to but at $45

>>52833186
Losing my mind! How the fuck are we crabbing so hard, my SPY puts after 2 weeks are barely in the money….just been fucking crabbing up/down. Like pick a fucking direction already. JPOW needs toss the crabs in a pot of boiling hot water served with a side of butter.

>>52833304
>>52833238
>>52833207
There are steps to this
1) Can we do it?
2) Can we do it and produce net energy? (shitloads of power are needed to contain it)
3) Can we do it on a large scale?
4) Can we do it for profit?
5) Can we do it over a long time or will shit shit break down?

If you guys want an actual interesting discovery look up the Allam cycle. Some engineer found a way to burn natural gas in a pure oxygen environment and produce no air pollutants. Or a supercritical carbon dioxide power plant.

They built a plant a few years ago in texas I think? To see if its commercially viable and it was. Now they are in negotiations for 2 more plants

>https://www.powermag.com/net-powers-first-allam-cycle-300-mw-gas-fired-project-will-be-built-in-texas/
>"The company has since entered into a series of notable agreements that point to a potential pipeline of developing AFC projects. In April 2021, 8 Rivers unveiled plans for two 280-MW NET Power natural gas–fired plants in the U.S. These include the Coyote Clean Power Project in southwest Colorado, which will be located within the Southern Ute Indian Reservation, and the Broadwing Clean Energy Complex, which 8 Rivers is developing in partnership with agricultural and processing firm Archer-Daniels-Midlands Co. (ADM) at an existing CO2 storage facility site in Decatur, Illinois. When announced, the company suggested final investment decisions on the two projects were separately expected in 2022, and power production was expected in 2025."

oh fuck its going back down aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Is the fed's inflation predictions that come out today of any immediate consequence? Will it tell us what their rate hike may be?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h2hwyQMl5Q

How the fuck is DASH up 35 this is some horseshit.

>>52833262
QQQ. I sell covered strangles. And use some margin to sell additional puts.

>>52833334
How do I predict what LONGVOL is going to do based on what VIX does today?
Is VIX completely irrelevant to my UVIX purchase?

OIL BROS THE BOTTOM IS IN

when will AMC go back up?
I don't want to miss the dump-pump cycle this time

>>52833391
Woah that's really cool. Funny how media who constantly hits us over the head with green shit won't talk much about this. They're not there to give hope though, only drama

>>52833394
>r/antiwork

MDB is above 201.

who will gamble on lower cpi print pump tomorrow?

>>52833419
green energy is the biggest scam of the 21st century even moreso than crypto
solar panels and wind turbines barely last 25 years, which means countries like germany are planning to make their entire energy grid require replacement four times a century

seriously look up the roi for even solar panels locally for your house, it takes decades to pay itself back and that doesn't even take into account maintenance

if it was viable they wouldn't have to fucking shill it

>>52833429
Not me

Wat do we think about Ely Lilly & Co? It has had an amazing run the last 6 years and up 30% YTD, but is the potential impact of tirzepatide/semaglutide really priced in? I worked as a personal trainer during college and... just the sheer number of people who would use these drugs if they were a little bit cheaper and a little bit easier to prescribe/use is unprecedented.

>>52833294
I am here to Eric Roberts poast. I am here to celebrate one of the most prolific actors of all time.

>>52833429
no.
its higher, inflation is sticky as fuck.
already balls deep in shorrts.

how do I profit from black excellence?

>>52833421
>"Hey should we push for work from home or better hiring practices instead of outsourcing? Maybe maternity leave? Including commute time in the work week?"
>"NO! NO WORK EVER! SOCIETY WILL RUN ON RAINBOW UNICORN COMMUNISM FARTS!"

Today is so green, even VIX is up 7% :^)

>>52833445
Oh I know anon, very well aware.

>>52833401
Vix moves really fast. think maybe LongVol as an integrator of Vix. the longer the VIX stays high, the higher LONGVOL will go

>>52833429
I already hedged for this last week

Had to go out this morning for groceries, what did the CPI data look like? Going by the markets it could be anything it's so fucking schizo with it's movements.

>>52833445
That why I invested in coal.

>>52833474
CPI is tomorrow fren

>>52833467
Gotchya.
Thanks, fren.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52833462
>Some tranny dogwalker is going to tell us how society should be run.
No thanks.

>>52833495
how that place has any credibility after that is beyond me
besides the fact that socialists and commies are deranged

>>52833379
Zoomers starting to realize tesla was a pump and dump

>>52833379
meta is meta
tesla report came out last night that their neuralink killed 1500 animals
something like more than 5 deaths a day so people are pushing for an ethics investigation because you'd think they'd stopped after the first few you know hundred

>>52833518
idk, were was the massive support were it bounced thursday?
Tesla is high volatility for no reason.
today likely cause its a china stock now, and they are down too

>>52833508
It never had any credibility from the start. Fox news only had the mod on to humiliate whatever that thing is and the community, and I applaud them for it.

>>52833450
I took some profits on today pre market off some shorts. if CPI comes in lower I will use this fake and gay pump for better positioning. if it comes in higher I just go in after the 0.001ms algo dump happened but the market will dump the rest of this year anyway in this case. win/win. don't be a pig

>>52833479
COAL has been the easiest money for me and I honestly don't know why everyone isn't a COAL baron. The winter squeeze is here and we are marching on the $500 soon.

>>52833533
good luck, i'm still stuck holding YANG bags like a moron. They've gotta go up eventually though, China isn't going to come out of a global recession unscathed after the first little bit right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFujPyUFepc

>>52833533
hehe,
i took them thursday and jumped back friday ^^
thought no big moves after that fake and gay pump the coming week

Santa is real.

>>52833575
lol no

>>52833555
Checked. I know what you're getting in your stocking.

MDB broke 203.

Is jermone Powell Jewish?

welcome to nigger land i am your guide, lil nig. let's take a look at our main exhibit, the nigger market. as you can see this market is as niggerish as can be, it's as if six gorillion niggers have been rioting hollering and twerking on it all at once.

>>52833591
He's circumcised if thats what your asking.

>BBBY is going to go below $3
lets fucking go

>>52833597

>>52832159
kek this retard has been actually right

>>52833604
KWAB

>>52833563
nobody knows about China, their economic data are even more fake than US ones. I just know they are on low inflation and printing money at the moment but investor confidence is shit due political moves and like 40% off their GDP are housing which is still a shit show

>>52833608
What's wrong Anon? It's a beautiful green day. Enjoy it.

>>52833604
>my girlfriend left me over BBBY
>risk free bet
kek, /smg/ is full of retards that routinely blow up their accounts, but at least /smg/ has a little dignity.

>>52833429
Inflation is like Covid, we're getting a second wave.

KOLD is at a good entry. Might go lower but it's in the slurp zone. Some satellite said it's gonna be cold in just two more weeks so KOLD is down 50% in a week. Will be 20+ again before February

TSLA taking another nosedive. Rats are jumping ship.

>target doomping
nice.

How much would you pay for a single share of NEGG?

>>52833670
Good. That's what elon gets.

>>52833670
More like Musk has to pay for his new shitco

>>52833604
I bought BBBY at 4.70 and sold for 4.85 two days later. This was right at the start of the pump. I also bought ETH for 14 in 2017 and sold for 15 the next day.

The VIX pump is Mumus hedging for a hot CPI, right?

>>52833199
Checked and fpbp

>>52833705
bought it at like 10 and sold it a bit above 30.

what a shit pump, im gonna have to hold through CPI to get any action, betting that it pumps the market.

>>52833723
Im gonna have to quit at everything next time I'm at a museum, maybe them old time painters were trying to warn us too

>>52833687
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY LOLI CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus what a shit market.

>>52833670
It's a miracle TSLA is still trading above $40

>>52833764
>quit
*squint
stupid fucking AI

How often should I switch jobs? I make 52k currently with OTE of 100k as an Account Manager in tech. 4 years of sales experience. wondering if I'm underpaid /smg/

>>52833764
nothing to see goy just a few flowers

when do i buy?

Plumber is working on my toilet
I need to poop

>>52833663
I'm long as fuck on KOLD. The ETF has reverse split twice this year because of russia/Ukraine, America blowing up gas pipelines, that compression facility in Texas fucking exploding and then delayed restart (was supposed to be this month)

KOLD is going to have a 400% year next year.. natural gas was trading for 1-3 for years and this year it has been 6-9 jewry prices. Other than TMF I don't see a more slam dunk play than KOLD

>>52833782
>struggling to hit 100k in software sales
Either you're a shit salesman or you're underpaid. Unless you're at an industry-leading firm getting promotions every couple of years you should be switching jobs every two years.

>>52833782
Jobs aren't even an option for me. I don't want bosses, employees, coworkers, cofounders, deadlines, projects, no of that. That's why I'm here and not reddit.com/gettingalongwithfaggotsinanofficeenvironment

>>52833670
Never understood the TSLA meme. It was clear once other automakers started moving into electric cars that they would start to overtake TSLA.

>>52833819
Buy what?

>>52833819
late 2023

>>52833822
Maybe check out EU natural gas, if you're wondering why US is so expensive. While you're at it, check out the major Russian news of the past 12 months.

Why is oil pumping now?

>>52833834
b-but muh headstart muh technology muh data?

>>52833771
Is this the canadian suicide pod?

I bought SKYT. What am I in for?

>>52833782
for the love of god don't ask that here
go to the boglehead forums and ask the boomers

>>52833834
>It was clear once other automakers started moving into electric cars that they would start to overtake TSLA.
No it wasn't and it still isn't.
Musk got all the initial costumers plus others were releasing absolute junk that couldn't compete with stuff Tesla put out 8 years earlier.

>>52833828
Gotta make money somehow.

>>52833849
Because its cold outside.

>>52833849
did you not think we might be near a bottom?

Literally everyone in the oil industry is retarded (OPEC included) if they let the US gov close their oil short without exacting an appropriate price.

>>52833860
>hair loss
>ED
>empty brokerage account
>shitty, unwipeable ass

>>52833860
Not much until the NDAA passes.

>>52833842
It's winter, Russians are being niggers, glowniggers keep blowing shit up.. every bad catalyst to pump natural gas prices has already happened.. there is very little left to make the price go higher and simple shit like winter ending (kold is futures prices anyways) can drive natural gas down 50% by March

It's easy fucking money.. I don't even know what thesis is left to be shilled to push natural gas higher

>TLRY
Do something!

Nicklyleaks says division is growing on the FOMC over rate hikes. Extremely bullish for stocks, particulaly given that the 2023 FOMC members will be much more dovish than the 2022 FOMC members. There era of hikes is nearing it's end.

>>52833207
Every single time a claim like this had been made it later was proven to be bullshit.

Verification not required.

>>52833822
Freeport exploding is bearish and restart is bullish for price you fucking retard.

>>52833874
I'm not saying TSLA won't be a successful company just that they're not more valuable than every other autonaker combined like they were being valued.

>>52833186
SPY is now a $394 stablecoin.

you guys are so autistic you just post the same shit over and over.

>>52833889
why was the fed hiking anon
have they solved their problem yet?

>>52833889
October was the bottom and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

>>52833884
What does NDAA have to do with SKYT and why do you think it hasn't been priced in already?

>>52833905
Oh, sure, that's reasonable.
What they did to erase dealers from the auto sales sphere alone is revolutionary. Imagine being Hyundai, Ford and everyone still having to go through these middlemen

>>52833911
Why you gotta be like that?

>>52833914
Here's something different

>>52833841
i want to buy low not after we've already mooned past ath

>>52833911
do you think I should buy WEAT now?

>>52833914
No they haven't. But Powell is about to have his nutsack cut off in 2023 with a bunch more liberal doves being added to FOMC and Bullard being removed.

>>52833897
Freeport exploding is mixed. It should suppress American gas prices but it added to the "Europeans are going to freeze this winter" hysteria narrative so it wasn't actually bearish at all. The "ahhh Europeans are all going to die this winter" narrative is the majority of why natural gas prices are so fucked.. once nothing happens (nothing ever happens) that fake and gay narrative will be dispelled

Thnx for the image but you seem retarded and don't realize that natural gas is just being price gouged by jews like every other commodity was in the last year. After this winter it will fall off a cliff

>>52833885
>simple shit like winter ending (kold is futures prices anyways) can drive natural gas down 50% by March
NG is 15% lower than where it traded 2 weeks ago, and KOLD is practically touching the lows. The decay is real. Even if you're right on direction (I put this at 50/50), you're gonna get assfucked by backwardation holding KOLD longterm.
No one expects NG to hold it's highs heading into summer. That's already priced into the futures curve. It has to move MORE than expected. April contract is $5 right now.

>>52833911
who the fuck do you think you are guy?

>>52833186
Fuck this staircase down escalator up nigger shit

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>52833966
So you're saying that the fed won't be able to hike enough, so the economy stagnates as people wait for the fed to finally beat inflation. Thats bullish to you? stagflation is your bullcase?

What the fuck was that?

>>52833994
>11AM
>market algos start doing market orders

this might be the week that normies realized they poisoned themselves

>>52833911
Hey calm down, guy.

>>52833970
Are you aware the entirety of continental europe lost its main supply of gas and it is not going back online?

Why are you overthinking this?

>>52834000
why is that?

WTFWT

>>52833984
It's not actually bullish, but it's bullish because the mouth breathing retard bulls will interpret as bullish (get their shot of Fed easy money heroin) and buy accordingly. don't be "right", just make money.

>>52833997
Volume hardly went up

>>52833975
That shits going sub 2 next year at some point when Russians accept some faggy peace treaty and get to keep 5 miles of bombed out houses as a victory concession

>>52834014
spidey senses are tingling

stock up on hot cocoa and blowjobs

>>52834009
That's literally priced in you stupid faggot.. it is infinitely more likely to improve than get worse (what's even your thesis for it getting worse?)

>>52833926
There's a requirement buried in the NDAA that anyone selling technology to the US government has to us US made semiconductors. It might be priced in already, but usually the market reacts to bills after they pass, not before. If you're in cannabis at all, the SAFE Bank act is also buried in the NDAA, which should be a huge pump for weed stocks.

AMC poomp please?

>>52834015

>>52834032
The whole SE is gonna have their pipes explode.
Bullish for plumbing services

>>52834032
>Local high won't be above freezing until next week

Who the fuck is buying?

>>52834009
Gas fields are reopening in the North Sea in 2023

>>52834052
It's doing what bitcoin did?

>>52834023
All I can say is good luck with that.
Your general lack of knowledge makes it clear you don't have the edge you think you do, but even the most degenerate of gamblers can beat the house odds occasionally.

EH taking off again?

>>52834052
we're getting a soft landing. goldilocks. buy stocks.

>>52833293
Except it's more like just 2 more decades

>>52834032
Texas Florida Pennsylvania and Louisiana are all top 5 consumers of natgas. Last week I bought a March BOIL call, I'm holding into the new year.

>>52834036
It would be priced in if europe had multi-year contract for imports at fixed price before war started.

>>52834103
>>52834032
>looking a lot like Christmas
>we're getting a soft landing. goldilocks. buy stocks.
FUCKING SANTA RALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52833445
Yes solar and wind have always been a meme, oil companies shill them because they know they will never replace fossil fuels. Nuclear, natgas and hydrogen are not memes though

>>52834047
Plumbing is extremely expensive due to labour costs. New houses best be designed with easy to access plumbing with a simplified system.
>>52834061
Did you see florida? literally millions will die
>>52834128
Yeah its my headass reason why natural gas is pumping. Squeeze on short term supply as people race to stock up if it turns out to be a somethingburger.
>>52834154
remember santa wears red
and green

Green Boi Summer is back

PPI on Friday was 7.4% opposed to 7.2% expected; does this have any correlation to CPI tomorrow?

>>52834088
>>52834134

You niggers act like it takes a phd to swing trade natural gas

>satellite takes pictures of cold weather or hurricane
>ahhhhhh quick 40% price increase in natural gas in two days
>buy KOLD saying the price will come down

It's just a fucking shitcoin guys just invert tops or bottoms and it's fucking shares so you can just hold or dca if you get fucked.. it's not that complicated but you niggers would rather buy 200 p/e tech stocks or whatever

>>52834186
That's not temps that's average temp change from this week's averages.

Got 16k to spend on stocks / etfs today. 15 year time horizon so looking for some good shit not your chink scamware bags.

Costco? Tsla? Oil?

>>52834206
>so you can just hold or dca if you get fucked..

Oatbros, yeah I'm up $4.26, I'm gmi

>>52834218
4.8% 10mo CD from schwab

>>52834231
It gets funnier with every post.

>>52834238
This or buy a money market fund and hold in there until the bottom falls out of this faggot market
>>52834218

>>52834218
>not a scam
>tesla

>>52834231
Shit moves 30% a day on a fucking tweet. If it goes back to $9-10 I would all in on it

>>52834218
>52834218
not tesla. costco would be the safest out of the three. never see people talking about holding oil for 15 years but who knows oil may be phased out and expensive in 15 years.

>>52834218
Unironically NIO.
But be prepared to loose it all

>>52834250
K man. I'm not saying TSLA is the right call, I'm just not buying some of the garage band pharma stock bullshit this site keeps shilling. Whatever TSLA is, its an established brand / company.

Post more merchant stable diffusion

>>52834238
Better off buying 1Y treasury, so you can save on taxes.

>>52834218
TLT
SPY
GLD
VDE

>>52834233
*$15.48 now, holy shit Oatbros, Oats are taking off!

Anon I hope you're all max long ahead of CPI day. There's going to be so much short covering it may drive the SPX to 4300 in a day. Inflation is over, hikes are done after this month, soft landing. ATH next spring.

>>52834040
Thanks anon. What's your average and stop loss? I'm not used to these swings on small stocks..

>>52833319
the market is shorting the economy, melt up confirmed

The regional Fed bank said in its November Survey of Consumer Expectations that one year from now, respondents see inflation running at a 5.2% rate, down from 5.9% in the last survey. That’s the largest month-to-month decline on record, the bank said.

Three years from now, consumers see inflation running at a 3% rate, down slightly from 3.1% in October.

>>52834186
>Did you see florida? literally millions will die

>>52834291
I don't swing it, I'm long. I'd exit if it went below $8. It's pretty low volume, so I wouldn't try to swing it.

>>52834289
This, take out a long from your bank and go all in way OTM 0dte calls

>>52834289
This but unironically

>>52834245
There is nothing wrong with averaging into commodity etfs. They don't just go one direction forever. You can front run a trend reversal but it's impossible to call exact tops of bottoms. This site is so fucking pointless. You niggers have no suggestions or discussions about anything and just shit on everything that prints money

>>52834339
You do not DCA into leveraged short ETF's. We are trying to talk sense into you anon.

>>52834186
>see Florida
I’m living in Florida. Why the fuck we need nat gas? It doesn’t get below 50 here. In fact I’m in shorts right now

>>52834313
it will take 10 years to get back down to 2% according to Bank of America (BofA)

>>52834264
Just buy JEPI and/or TLT if you aren't going to actively trade.

T thesis:
boomers are going to loss harvest, and they'll go back to what they 'know'

>>52834271
i really should charge you for this but for a fellow member of the tribe i'll make an exception just this once

CPI is going to come in hot tomorrow.
50 bps Weds but dot plot higher for longer. Consensus terminal rate will be over 5%.

>>52834400
Actively trading is PITA for me. My wife works for Goldman and I have to get approval for every trade beforehand.

>>52834414
That is the best one I've seen. Wow...
>>52834419
>hot
Lmao and this is based on what? The PPI crabbing? The continuously dropping energy prices?
Definitely gonna be hottttt

>>52834419
I'm expecting CPI to be bad cause PPI was but I also wouldn't be surprised at a clown world pump

>>52834379
First of all its a 2x so yes you can totally DCA 2xs

And bear commodity ETFs are safe as fuck. Goddamn orange juice, natural gas or wood can't just go parabolic forever you fucking retard. I've 3xd my account in the last 4 months while you stupid faggots just think oil is going to go up forever and dca VOO or whatever retarded shit

>>52834419
>CPI is going to come in hot tomorrow.
Worse it might be flat

>>52834419
yes, housing lag is going to cause hot CPI for a few more months. High OER.

>>52834339
>There is nothing wrong with averaging into commodity etfs. They don't just go one direction forever.
Look man, I understand that if you martingale into a play, the likelihood of returning a profitable outcome increases massively. You're EV might even skew positive since mean reversion is part of the dynamic with these things.
However, if you do this, you'll also find yourself rapidly blowing past your Kelly number on an outsized move against you. Eventually you'll be all in. One single move against you and your account is gone - blown wide open.

There were many traders betting on oil back in March/April 2020. They thought that it had to turn around eventually. It did, naturally, but not before prices crashed negative, UWT (old leveraged oil ETF) declined 90% overnight and blew up every last one of them.
I've seen similar in other leveraged funds too like VIX, and while SOXL hasn't blown up yet, those slurpers from last december are still trying to average themselves out of an 80%+ loss.

So again, good luck to you. Regardless of your result, I'll have fun on the outside.

>You niggers have no suggestions or discussions about anything and just shit on everything that prints money
I suggested China stocks when there was that final dump as Xi officially came into permanent power. Still riding that trade. For the moment, I suggest tax loss harvesting and waiting until January for some actual good plays to show up. This isn't about me though. You brought up KOLD, so we're discussing it.

>>52834458
Wrong pic. Pic related when I shilled $9 DRIP. I've swing DRIP from teens to 20 to 9 to 16 three times in the last 4 months while you faggots just keep buying oil bags

>>52834468
I genuinely don't think the market would know what to do with a CPI that exactly meets expectations. the market would open limit sideways, and I can't comprehend what that would look like.

>>52834445
The market is forecasting that inflation is over.
its not. Therefore its coming in hot.

>>52834396
Nooooo but my heckin consoomer sentimentarino!!!!

>>52834476
>12 pbtid
It’s like you are trying to tell us something. What is it boy? Did Sally and Timmy get stuck by the ravine? Has Joey fallen down another well? Is the person I’m talking to a mentally ill faggot?

Will jpows dick will be higher and longer? or lower and shorter?

>>52834419
(((they))) can cook the cpi however they want. think about the year end bonus for the poors on wall street.

>>52834526
high and long obviously
and so hard tat he will beat the crap out of the bulls who doubted him.

>>52834537
Chink traders went from making 600k to making 35k this year

>>52834504
Lmao
>Im smarter than the MMs
okay, ill trust ya. dubbin down on spy puts!

>>52834475
I like to play bear commodities for the reason you describe. Wait until something is already high and play the price coming down.

SOXL is a 3x and 3x is degenerate. They are almost destined to blow up mathematically. FNGU already 10x reverse split and is probably going to blow up anyways. 2x shouldn't blow up and I've posted my thesis in why energy is self limiting in price (it goes too high = people stop buying it)

>>52834555
i'm short on real estate because of continued reality of stagflation. Bought a cheap oiler for now, oil prices will eventually find their bottom.

Zoom interview for a cloud security consultant position in 9 minutes. The pay range is $165k - $220k. I'm going to say my target salary is $200k. Wish me luck bros. I'm getting second thoughts about wearing an ascot for this but it's too late now to put on a tie

>>52834581
show up to the zoom interview naked

>>52834581
best of luck. I actually have a cybersecurity analyst interview on Wednesday

>>52834567
2x is the sweet spot on basically all indexes. 3x is a pig trap, it actually gets slightly better gains over the long term but the crashes are horrible.

>>52834581
get a fap in real quick to clear your mind so you don't stare at the interviewers tits the whole time.
also screencap those tits and share them with us

>>52834475
Looked up UWT it was a 3x too.

Just play 2xs you greedy faggots. You can martingale 2xs and they don't blow up

>>52834581
Ticker? I’ll invest in my frens workplace

Hello everyone and welcome to Crabbing with Trance Music!

>>52834379
There hasn't been a single point this entire year where I wouldn't at least break-even if I simply held a LETF that went down.

The market is insanely volatile. You could literally put 10k into SOXL and 10k into SOXS today, harvest whichever goes up, and simply wait until the other trends back to break-even + up.

>>52834199
PPI is a leading indicator so it may not show up in the CPI immediately. Oil was down pretty big so we'll probably get a low number, but the market is already only expecting 0.3% mom, it could even be negative.
The market might overreact if we get a negative number, non-farms payroll already showed 6.6% wage growth and PPI shows inflation is only cooling slowly.

>>52834581
>wearing an ascot

>>52834628
ppi was hot... were was it cooling?
the only cool parts were related with oil but the problem is wage inflation

>>52834218
JEPI

>>52834633
O he can cover up the hickies, duh. Can’t have your future employer think you are a slut

I see a bart forming

>>52834625
The forbidden 50/50 tqqq/sqqq portfolio really would have printed hard this year rofl. Eventually we are going to stop the violent crab and the markets will pick a direction for an extended period of time

Bear commodity etfs are safer than bear etfs honestly... the market wants to force stocks up higher forever while commodities just get jewed up for a few months and then tank

>>52834662
now you can't go to the boat show

>>52834621
*fire sprinklers start spraying mumu blood*
>>52834644
Might mean the difference between getting the job, and them going with someone sluttier!

>>52834644
My employer knows I'm a slut.

How is VIX up so much on a green day

>>52834693
my shorts are printing, u have to look closer

>>52834625
>You could literally put 10k into SOXL and 10k into SOXS today, harvest whichever goes up, and simply wait until the other trends back to break-even + up.
It's the same as not buying anything, waiting for it to go in a direction then buying the one for going in the other direction.

hate to say this but this looks like bearish action for tomorrow, like its setting up for a dump tomorrow.

>>52834641
ppi was over expectations but it was still low. similar how to CPI was 0.4 vs 0.5 expected and the market went berserk because it was no longer 1.1
remember CPI is supposed to be 0.2 every time. PPI was not hot don't let higher than expectations fool you.

>>52834693
Mumus hedging against a hot CPI print tomorrow.

>>52834708
VIX is down though

>>52834693
options are bussin

I went long on nasdaq with a x20 leverage

>>52834643
It's free money!
JPM's counterparties hellbent on donating their funds to you each and every month no matter the market conditions.
>inb4 they're selling covered calls, bro

>>52834706
I was thinking the inverse

You guys should really just admit you have no idea what's going on.

>>52834740
Im already down 2%

>>52834707
The problem is that despite all the hiking it is still that high, sicky as fuck.
it wont go down easyly. the context is importend too.

>>52834707
We are replacing a 0.9 tomorrow with a 0.2-0.6 (probably a 0.4-0.5). No matter what number comes in tomorrow bulls will be able to say that year over year decreased. I think tomorrow is green no matter what the print is even though 0.3-0.5 is incredibly bad bulls will run with the reduced 12 month narrative again. Wednesday is far more important. Jerome knows a 0.4 print is terrible and it's just whether or not he wants to punish the bulls/be the bad guy for the holidays or let the Wallstreet kikes pump till the end of the year and get their bonus

>>52834752

where were you when the golden melt up commenced?

oh nevermind finviz is broken. VIX up 7% holy shit. green day + huge green vix = huge dump tomorrow.

its contract rollover fags

>>52834734
How the fuck is that down?

>>52834771
Well, after the debt fueled spending spree that is going to happen this holiday season, business will feel ensured that all the price hikes have been resoundingly accepted by the customer.
Why would they ever sell for cheaper?
Until unemployment rises significantly there's probably no stopping inflation.
The consumer has accepted these prices and they will try to gouge more.

>s&p doesn't move for a month cause it's waiting on data to tell it how inflation was during the month it didn't move
"Stocks are forward looking"

>>52834770

>>52834752
It's true, that's why I'm all in on Oats. Does the market go up, does it go down? Idk, Oats go up though.

>>52834643
I just dropped 4k into JEPI and 1k into O

>>52834832
I fucking love oatmeal.

>>52834792
Vix futures are expecting VIX to decline back to 23.50 by December 22nd currently. All we are seeing today is that the market undecided of the direction.

>>52834852
Get some while they're still low

they always talkin bout investing but wot about outvesting tho?

>>52834747
how so
tell me what u see

>>52834394
For power dumbass, my entire community runs off of it after sunset.

New

>>52834922
>>52834922

>>52834856
That's a bit silly. vix would stay elevated if there was a negative reaction, you can't say ahead of time what the vix will be.

>>52834752
I don't which is why I've been out for months. Wish I could find someone that knew what to do

>>52834906
>https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/investing/how-to-build-an-lgbt-friendly-portfolio
... NERDS!

>>52834906
outsider trading got criminalized in 2021 after gamestop you fucking nazi

Please dump it kindly requesting

>>52833207
I'm so fucking tired of people shilling vaporware fusion for the last 60 years. Boomers couldn't do it, and the zoomers have only a tiny fraction of their wealth (and money). It's a dead meme at this point.

I pussied out and asked for $190k instead of $200k

>>52835314
For next time, checkout >>>/g/twg
The OP has links to good salary negotiation articles

>>52833247
FOMC and CPI

>>52834581
>>52834596
You realize AI will make both of your job’s redundant in the next few years right?

>>52834693
Bro I have no idea. I’m tapped out, shit doesn’t make any sense. Best guess is a pathetic green bump before catastrophe tomorrow? All I know is anyone playing straddles the past week or so is making bank. Crabs, I bend the knee. The market just refuses to do anything.

>>52834734
Kek. What are you smoking? Must be some good shit.

>>52833597
>>52833613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4brpoNVwS0

its over

>>52833186
Here comes the melt up!

You retards thought we were going down but I tried to tell you.

It’s higher, way higher, into year end.

>>52836962
>>52836962
>>52836962
I have baked.