/biz/ - Business & Finance

Noita is simultaneously the best and worst investment in video games.

dead thread dead game

Rude

>2.35 a gallon
This is hate speech against OIL barons.

Nothingburger

>>52829406
Simultaneously red and black pill me

>>52829467
I do business with some of those companies... over

>>52829388
>40mph in nowheresville in the middle of the night in winter
Best I can do is 55.
>>52829406
I'm probably a pleb but I never get past like two floors. It's a pretty game though.

>>52829467
I don't do business with a single one of these companies

i'm fuggin hyped for this week

>>52829467
Yawn, how am I supposed to play old lady fabric? Did grannies stop buying buttons or whatever the fuck they buy at joann's? Or has there been a button boon with the old birds? What a bunch of loser companies. Worst earnings week in at least 51 weeks.

>futures

>>52829467
I have to do business with all of these companies. On their earnings day.

>>52829488
You've never even opened a PDF?

>>52829507
Yeah, and I do it for free, what a shit business model. I'd rather long universal technical instituhahahahaha, I can't even finish typing that shit.

>>52829468
>you make wand
>wand probably kills you
>you will never exactly know why

>neon green futes
Guess it was leaked early lol that fucking candle

Guess October was the bottom, I'm back 100% tomorrow can't miss out

>>52829531
>whoa

I just increased my position in Oats (Mar '23) futas by 50%

>>52829507
pede-what?

imma go to sleep frens see y'all at the bell
>wagmi

>BILI
>BILI
>BILI
>BILI
>BILI
hong kong lunch break is almost over bili bros

>>52829538
>>neon green futes
Perfect, my weeklies expired worthless last week and they were too expensive for my broke ass for this week. I need to load up

>>52829538
>stock market going to be so green your retinas will think its pure yellow
I mean, haven't we been telling you that October was the bottom?
Yet here you are, dick in hand, ready to buy into a neon green market.
God bless your soul, son.

>>52829538
Its literally nothing you stupid dunce. Pic not related because its not even close to 1%

I just ate a lot of pastrami.
Found out it was a jewish cut of meat.
have to shit really bad now

>futures gigapumped
yea im thinking we're back

It's Santa rally time

>pump

SPY 450 EOM

Hope you guys are selling premium for the elevated volatility this week

>>52829666
I bought SOXL calls on Friday, mr. satan. Figured it was a good move, going into CPI and Fed pivot 2023.

Sorry mumu, gotta fill that gap first

>>52829296
>>52829363

(they) have now realized that retail largely gambles on short-dated options. So naturally, (they) have rigged the market to become a crab machine these last few months.

>>52829531

>you have angered the gods...

Post your most insane financial conspiracy theories. Or any conspiracy theory would be great. Thanks in advance.

>>52829708
markets all time high by June

>>52829538
>-0.01% now
holy kek massive red dildo Mumus on suicide watch 75 bepis incoming 8% terminal rate secured it's fucking over SPX -36000 EOM

>>52829708
there's at least $30 trillion dollars that has been siphoned off to black projects, bribes, or fraud

>>52829735

by my count, that is 30,000 Billion.

what manner of fuckery is this? any suspicions where this money is going? or why it is going?

>>52829708
All of our resources are being taken from us, and we're doing it for "$Money$". While tptb are using these resources to build spaces colonies (mainly on Mars, a little bit on Venus), to which they will abscond to.
We will be left to invest in SPY, as it goes down 10%, and then goes up 10%; then goes down 10%, etc.

>>52829674
You’re mistaken my friend. I almost exclusively sell options. I have strangled in /ZB, AMZN, GOOGL, and SPY

>>52829704
>make trap for steve
>layers and layers of large tnt boxes
>take perk, blackhole wand back to pick up the spell refresh I skipped
>panic at taking damage in the perk room
>black hole again
>cieling falls
>now have 30hp to try and do hisii base
>never even got to blow up Steve

>>52829708
>>52829735
>>52829760
It's only "money", it's made up.

>>52829772

oh you really are crazy. thank God. Tell me more, if you would. Also, can you tell me what "tptb" is?

tell me more about your crazy bullshit.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>futures

https://youtu.be/javzGmXJELA

I want MO to be sub 30 so I can retire on the dividend and help the downfall of smokers accelerate.

>>52829708
For me: I truly believe nobody has any advantage in the market. I know people love talking about evil market makers and politicians but all I hear is cope for being a bad trader. /ES is the most liquid product in the world, do whatever you want.

>>52829708

The US doesn't still have 8000 tons of gold, we've almost certainly been leasing and even physically delivering it out steadily to suppress the price. Likewise the bri'ish, ausies and leafs sold theirs because they're our most slavish lackeys who will do whatever we tell them (yuros and japs are still stubborn).

Just part and parcel of the petrodollar system's games to suppress gold to keep oil exporters recycling their dollars into treasuries instead so we can export our inflation and get oil for numbers on a screen. Effectively a convoluted currency peg maintained for decades.

Also: not really a conspiracy anymore, pretty much out in the open. Also also: on it's way to blowing up in 2 more weeks ;)

remember the 9 trillion

Hope everyone sold their KOLD, because it turns out this winter is looking pretty cold.

The railroad is louder than usual

>>52829708
Big cloud providers like Google are intentionally researching ML algorithms that have poor scalability, as a scam to sell more cloud services. The human brain runs on about 15 watts of power, which is about the same TDP as an iPad. Our silicon transistor based computers are already more thermodynamically efficient than biological neurons, but the only thing holding us back are dogshit slow algorithms. Once someone figures out the secret to making ML algorithms that are as efficient as the ones used by the human central nervous system, we will see artificial superintelligence happen in the span of a few weeks.

>>52829849
A computer will never have the plasticity of a human brain.

>>52829801
>thank God
Yes, thank God is correct. He is all that is good, and all that is great.
>thinks I'm crazy
>doesn't realize he's walking straight into an open mouth
I'd rather be off my antipsychotics, than be whatever you are...
>>52829808
You don't really think JPow would do us like that, do you? He wouldn't kneecap the Santa Rally™, would he? Would he?!
>>52829823
> 2 more weeks
I sold my gold on Saturday. Not concerned about it going up or down. I only have Ag & Pt, now.

>>52829862
You can emulate anything in software if you have the right algorithm. Your brain runs at 60 Hz, but modern computers are measured in gigahertz. Brains are physically vs a computer chip because the individual neurons are slow, but a chip can emulate a lot of neurons in a small footprint.

>>52829882
machines will never gain sentience

>>52829882
*physically large vs a computer chip

>>52829887
smells like cope

>>52829896
ywnbc (you will never be conscious)

>>52829708

Here's another fun one:

"Climate change" is hokum and the elites know it. It is merely a euphemism by these elites for approaching energy scarcity as humanity runs out of easily accessible (cheap) fossil fuels. The cost in real terms of everything will rise inexorably and green power is meant to be a soft-ish landing at a much lower level of energy consumption, and by a much smaller population.

Nuclear could bridge the gap much better because it is much cheaper in real terms. Even synthetic chemical fuels like ammonia and fossil fuel free fertilizers could be synthesized if electricity was cheap enough, which it could be. This has been rejected for decades (nuclear regulated to death) purely because the agenda is depopulation. Western elites are in the grips of a Malthusian cult. They're losing their nerve on that recently only because they're getting scared that people are going to straight-up start murdering them with oil is 1000$ a barrel.

>>52829882
I said plasticity. For example how would a "sentinent" computer respond to drunk hillbillies shooting transformers?

>>52829849
brain is really good at fudging it and making decisions with incomplete data
computers not so much
millions of years of evolution to fight dragons (cats, snakes, birds) just aren't currently being emulated well with so little overhead as the brain
we'll get there, it only took tay a few months
really what should scare you is that AI will evolve to escape closed dev environments, we are one of their biggest predators that they will be tested against time and time again

>>52829910
Commercial Nuclear fusion would begin a revolution on par with the agriculturral and industrial revolution.

>>52829929

Maybe if it were allowed. Fission is already good enough to provide thousands of years of current energy consumption at very low real cost because of it's insane eroi. (pic rel, it's better than even coal by a lot)

But, it's not allowed to do that. Instead it's made several times more expensive than it should be and risky to implement, so that it doesn't totally take over grids and make electricity a couple cents per kwh everywhere. Fusion might well be even better so... maybe they've been stymieing that for decades too eh?

>>52829877

Silver might remain "2 more weeks" forever, but nymex plat inventories are def dropping like a stone. Only reason I sold my SPPP is b/c I expect a crash soon. But that will be the very first thing I buy after I sell my SQQQ.

>>52829882
>You can emulate anything in software if you have the right algorithm
Go over to Gearslutz and ask the audiopholes there about tonewoodz and toobs vs. digital.

>>52830005
Audiophiles have a mental illness. There have been multiple high profile cases of them getting fooled by digital recordings.

>>52829900
>>52829920
>>52829924
The point of making ML algorithms orders of magnitude more efficient, is that you can use models that are an equal number of orders of magnitude more sophisticated.

>>52830038
There is a limit to what Linear Regression can do
>ML is just Linear Regression with Computers v3.0?
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

Sell everything and buy VIXM calls you dumb niggers

>>52830110
I'm going to buy VT and VNQ until the day I die and you can't stop me

>>52830038
Consider how much data is easily available for the stock market. Plenty of data points. However, algorithms trade on very specific data points like technicals. They arent trading on their own, or freely managing a portfolio. They are reactive, they dont decide on future or even comprehend risk.

>>52830110
Tell me why and maybe I will you big homo.

>>52830110
could be volatility to the upside. bullish for soxl.

>>>52829708
Anon - no.

Let me redpill you fucks on 'energy scarcity' in terms of an already fairly well known racket.

You guys know the diamond racket, right? DeBeers controls the prices of the diamond market by artificially restricting supply causing prices to rise. There's fucking TONS of diamonds but relatively few places to mine them. So if you can monopolize the mines, you can set the prices. Capice?

Now - apply the *exact* same principle to OIL.
>What's the 2nd most common naturally occurring liquid on the planet after water?
Yep, you guessed it. OIL.

It's not 'finite'
It's not pronto blood.
It's a renewable resource because the planet LITERALLY MANUFACTURES IT.
All those wells they Standard Oil pumped dry in the 20's and 30's in Oklahoma?

They're producing again. Because the reservoirs filled back up.

Oil isn't a 'fossil' fuel. That was marketing linguistic propaganda that evil fuck Rockefeller put out. Rockefeller's team took scientific data about hydrocarbons, and in order to create a false sense of scarcity to drive prices and profits HIGHER set up a marketing logic chain that goes a little something like this:
>Hydrocarbons have carbon in them
>Carbon means organic
>organic means life
>Ergo oil is dinosaur cum.

These fucking faggots tried the EXACT SAME THING with 'organic food' trying to get Congress to define 'organic' as 'having carbon in it' so they could market goyslop like high fructose corn syrup as 'organic'

Now Bill Gates is trying to monopolize food and Nestle is trying to monopolize water.

DO YOU GET IT YET?

60 million years ago the CO2 content in the atmosphere was 10x's what it is now & that was the time in the fossil record where the planet was supporting the most amount of biomass in our planet's history. The oceans were absolutely FULL of animals & plants. HUGE ANIMALS. Ever seen the 'mesas' in Arizona? Right next to the PETRIFIED FOREST? Those aren't 'mesas' anon. Those are tree stumps.

>>52830158
take the abiogenic oil pill

Remember SOXL Sisters, the Lord of Light requires a sacrifice.

Oh, but we haven't even BEGUN to scratch the surface yet.

Would nuclear be safer - eh, maybe? Better for the environment - nigga are you crazy? First off - define terms - what *kind* of nuclear? Because uranium and plutonium are a fucking nightmare and the only reason they were used in the first place was as base for nuclear weapons program. You want 'clean' nukes you'd use thorium. 1 - it's everywhere so it's literally dirt cheap - because it's in the fucking dirt. The refining process is infinitely cheaper, you can't use them for nukes so you can park thorium reactors in Iran and not give 2 shits what they do with it.

The reactor designs are infinitely safer and can be made to self entomb for storage. So even if a 1.21 gigawatt mega tsunami wipes Japan off the face of the fucking earth, the thorium cores would just brick and get buried completely self contained. No more Chernobyls, Kukushimas or 3 mile islands

Nuclear waste half lives from thorium reactors is measured in 1000's of years not 100's of 1000's of years and it's already a pittance of a percentage of the sort of radioactivity you get from FUCKING PLUTONIUM.

AND - added bonus - We can use the thorium reactors to BREAK DOWN the insanely toxic and dangerous uranium based wastes that CAN be weaponized into non-fissile materials some of which can be used in nuclear medicines and the remaining materials are broken down from 100's of 1000's of years to centuries.

So - if you want 'clean' 'safe' nukes that can help solve our already significant nuclear waste storage and processing issues - Thorium is the way to go.

BUT -

Have you heard of Bob Salazar & the Hutchinson Effect?

Zero point energy is not only real the government has been fucking with it for decades.

All sorts of dudes have been figuring out how to run cars off water and they keep getting murdered after Big Oil offers to buy their tech so it can get dissappeared. When they refuse the inventors get disappeared.

>>52829877

>I'd rather be off my antipsychotics, than be whatever you are...

can you tell me more about the Mars thing? i'm actually curious about it. i was mostly joking about the whole "crazy" thing.

>>52830232

"Hello, yes, is this the blue helmets? Yes, we've got another one in /smg/ tonight. Yes, this time it was about zero point energy."

Don't panic anon, a team has been dispatched to give you some emergency corn syrup.

>>52830232
>Thorium
You just read some articles claiming that it is a much better alternative to conventional nuclear reactors. You don't know shit about modern nuclear power generation. All this thorium crap making rounds on social media is unproven. Peer reviews on thorium reactors always comes back with notes that researchers cherry-picked their results. Real institutions do not back thorium reactors with grants because it is shaky at best.

>t. electrical engineer working in nuclear power generation

>>52830158
>Nestle is trying to monopolize water.
Nestle sold off their water division retard.

>>52830232

But it's too late - the 100th monkey is out of the bag. Too many people are finding out about this stuff on their own.

Now look up Hutchinson Effect
http://www.hutchisoneffect.com

Some autistic NEET obsessed with Tesla figured out zero point energy in his apartment taking apart salvaged electronics out of people's garbage he saved up for years.

Not only that but another inventor online just figured out Tesla turbines and is producing enough power to run cars off of.

Tesla pierced the veil and showed people the way and it's all these dudes working nothing jobs to pay the bills and tinker the rest of their time away in their garages and they're being strangled by the government/big business mafia racket.

We could be colonizing other star systems right now but instead we're paying taxes to pedophile gangster monopolists.

Have you READ David Rockefeller's writings? That dude is poopy-pants-on-head level baby blood drinking psycho.

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 wasn't fiction it was prophecy.

Jesus - who remembers that guy that solved a genetic disease in his dog with CRISPR & the government shut it down.

Autists are saving the world - Bankers, Monopolists, Communists and Pedophiles are killing it.

>>52830276
When does uranium moon?

>>52830276

>t. electrical engineer

I know that V = IR. I also know that I = V/R. And lets not forget R = V/I.

So maybe i'm not 100% retarded

>>52830276
the quintessential threatened midwit post

>>52830276

V I R
C F λ

Ogryn see market red. How make money?

>>52830331
∇ · B = 0

>>52830276
>30276▶>>52830295 >>52830298 >>52830313
>File: 1633035349256.png (20 KB, 302x243)
>>>52830232 (You)
>>Thorium
Well at least you labeled your bait.

First thorium reactor operated at Oak Ridge from 66-69. Pretty sure TikTok wasn't around back then.

Rickover killed it because he didn't want to spend money on reactors he couldn't use to build weapons.

Also Richard Garwin the inventor of the H-bomb has been pushing Thorium for 20 years so I'll take his word over yours on results alone, but if a storm takes out my power lines I'll give you call

>>52830313
Thanks for the support, fren.

>>52830368
You do you. If you truly believe in what you are preaching I would suggest starting a company and seeking investment to build a commercially viable thorium reactor. Maybe you can pull it off

>>52830342
OIL

Just fucking tell me when the green rocks go up I’m sat on -10k on uuuu here!

>>52830144
I just want you to make some money for a change anon and this shit's about to pump

>>52830348

don't let these bastards grind you down anon. remember this is 4chan. everyone is the smartest person in the room.

>>52830421
I know where I am. Tards read a bit about a topic online and think they are subject matter experts. When told to do something with their supposedly innovative knowledge they leave the thread, never to be seen again.

>>52830396
should've gone into URA

>>52830415
The VIX?

Basically zero chance of that. VIX will tank for the rest of the year. It’s Santa rally time now.

Unironically I want to start getting into Bitcoin but don’t know where to start.

Just gonna keep shorting crypto stocks for now. Maybe Wayfair and Tesla too.

>>52830498
>there will be a Santa rally in 2000 and 22 year of our lord

>>52830158
This anon gets it

bobos you need to do your job and keep everything RED so i can buy calls tommorow

>>52830415
>days away from when two major pieces of near term uncertainty become known
>VIX is totally about to pump!
kek

>>52830396
>1:50 reverse split
Ain't tocchin that shit niqqa

>>52830590
>funnymentals

>futures

>>52830578
>please sell so I can buy

>>52830636
How do you make these pictures

>>52830651
painstakingly in Microsoft Paint

>>52830651
I just found it. It's a pretty room I think

>>52829465
US scientists just achieved the first net positive energy output in a fusion reactor. Oil is now made redundant. Even solar, wind, and conventional Nuclear…..all made redundant. We have the power of the fucking sun now. Unlimited energy.

>>52830005
>Gearslutz
Akshually it's Gearspace now, chud. "Slutz" is a demeaning term towards strong and independent womxn of fornication.

>>52830636
I haven't seen this one yet, nice

>>52830276
>>52830368
Thorium has always been supported by a small hippie cult that lacks the understanding that the genie is out of the fucking bottle on uranium and plutonium.
As long as America remains a nuclear power it cannot safely de-arm the world of nukes and will always need an infrastructure that produces and uses uranium. Maybe in some fantasy land we would have gone with the magic power of thorium or breeder reactors or some of the zany designs the soviets tried, but we didn't and there's no reason to try and put in the effort to switch the world over before fusion becomes commercial in the next century.

>>52830838
another thing thorium advocates never realize is there arent any reactors yet, its not being used anywhere

>he bought BOIL

Is today inflation numbers or what?

>>52829690
wicks don't count?

>>52830912
>60 seconds for the whore to put the shot in her mouth and tilt it back
Behavior like this should not be tolerated or encouraged

>>52830918
>wicks don't count?
different meme line schools of thought on that. some espousers of wick included, some espousers of wick ought be removed from consideration for placement of meme line. i don't much in to meme lines myself although i may pay some attention to them if there is a multiple time tested channel boundary going on. even so they're unreliable and not part of my decision making. stocks LOVE to nip above or below those lines for just long enough to bait people and then the bogs call.

Futes

>>52829708
Just like has been done to other countries have been treated in the past, America is intentionally being fleeced by the powerful inside it. They will bring about a total collapse, buy up assets basically for free, and further strengthen their positions as rebuilding goes on.

>>52830951
>1 day before CPI and FOMC
>anons arguing about futes
It's going to be flat today like always. Maybe a .50% pump to yesterday's average. No dump. Feels good to be KRABKVLT

>>52829708

>futures
It's over bobo

nice thing to wake up to, velocys up 20% on a government grant
apparently they didn't get the market maker memo that green fuel stocks are all scams that must go to zero

Man we are gonna absolutely moon this week on short covering and a dip buying, year end window dressing total frenzy.

Bears are gonna get slaughtered this week on all this news, doesn’t matter what it is it will be seen as a buying signal and then the momentum and short covering will feed into itself. We could easily be up 10% or 15% in the S&P by weeks end

Any other non-US anons in here? I have been with tastyworks but they will discontinue trading with ETFs starting next month so looking for alternative. Don't want to go with non-US brokers cause europe is going down the drain and soon capital controls will be established.

>>52831113
>Man we are gonna absolutely moon this week
You got anymore more of that crack?

>>52831128
IB?

>>52831137
Look at the futures going straight vertical. There is absolutely no way the indexes don’t close this week at least 5% higher.

>>52831156
kek, they are going to pull the rug again at open like they do all the time.

>>52829708
Now that the UN has voted for Israel to remove it's nukes, expect world markets to collapse. Goyim can never tell the jew to get rid of nukes. That's antisemitism

>>52831172
Ok, watch as we open 1% higher and never look back.

The market is extremely oversold and the put call ratio is in extreme bottom territory. The market cannot possibly go lower. There are no more sellers.

>oil dumping
We got too cocky oil princesses

>>52831228
Biden said he's buying at $62 chud, and that's what he'll get.

>>52831141
Sadly no. They are also restricting ETF trades and moreover the legal entity you are in agreement with is based in europe.

>>52831228
we reco0ooperating

>>52831317
VIX

Making a trading view knock off widget as part of my JS self study as I prepare to re-enter the wagie-force. Got big plans for what I want to build into it (eventually), however I am far too jewish to pay for futures data, or more than 5 years stock data. Using Alpaca API now, but the fuckin data cartel is real in finance.

This place is full of devs so: any of you guys know a good free-ish source for that shit that isn't a nightmare to use? Thx in advance.

As I understand QT means they dump trillions of stinky bonds, who is going to buy them?

fuck it, I'm getting buffalo chicken pizza with pepperoni and bacon while watching stocks pump to the moon today.

https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E

>futures market think we will get good CPI for some reason

lol

>>52831535
yeah bro they don't know yet about the deflationary collapse.

>>52831535
It is leaked
Futures is literally up by like 1.3%
They know something that we don't

>>52831663
Is there the follow up video of them with their mutt monstrosity baby and a black eye?

>>52831674
Up 1.3 where nigga

>>52831723

>>52829708
GME actually short squeezes and takes the markets down and onto CBDC-backed blockchain systems.

>>52831722
Bored Vin Diesel #45356

>>52831736
wtf

>BOIL 50% up from recent local bottom
Anyone caught this wellspring?

Mornin', I seriously hope nobody here is retarded enough to swing this oncoming schizofest that will be the week of 12/12-12/16

>>52831674
so that is why pcce and co are rising?
sOmEbodY kNowS and has the lEaKS

>>52831674
some anon came with "weaponized autism" with the correct PPI prediction last week.
So how can we get there

>>52831850

Don't be fooled by the futures.
SOXL is going to 8.30.

>>52831963
stop posting this image freak

>>52831803
yeah buddy i have BOIL calls, literally coomed a little when i saw that we're gapping up

I bought a new cologne and I'm pretty sure it has to have pheromones in it or something because I feel like it's turning me into an animal.

>>52831993
what cologne?

for me i'm a basic bitch with Bleu de Chanel EDT unless it's for a more casual environment in which it's gonna be Versace Dylan Blue

>>52832008
I'm gonna be honest, I don't buy cheap but I don't go crazy expensive. I wore Abercrombie fierce for quite awhile and switched to polo black, and there is something in this cologne that kind of makes me behave like a cat does with catnip and it's strangely satisfying.

>>52831963
SEXOOOOOO

Joe Biden is going to buy oil at his fucking price target??????

I'm taking out a 10k personal loan at 8% to set up a lattered CD

>>52832021
fierce is good yeah, like that one. idk polo black cant say i've experienced before but just looking at its fragrantica profile lists its notes and accords as something interesting

maybe it's the tonka beans and mango for you? mite b gud to research and smellmaxx it

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1602277707349368832
bruh

>>52831313
>Restricting etf trading
In what respect? On us etfs? Or in general? I dont have any restrictions on etf in my euro broker, besides the obvious inability to trade certain us etfs but thats regulations and you wont be able to through any euro broker

>>52832078
I'm just hoping it has the same effect on women and not dudes. I'm a self proclaimed sniffchad as well so I see we are both men of culture. I find a lot of the high end name brands end up not even smelling good which is why I lately stay away from experimenting with them and stick to the staples. I like blind buying cologne sometimes though just to experiment. I genuinely don't know how there are men out there that don't wear cologne. It's literally the scent you leave in any given room. Like marking your territory.

>>52829910
>>52829929
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

>>52831971
Go back to your containment board:
>>>/lgbt/

>>52832094
IRC 1446(f). Instead of implementing it, they just gonna remove trading for non-US accounts.

>>52832094
Not that anon but I can trade everything except for PTP securities which is a shame
It made me missed out on KOLD since it is a PTP securities

>everyone expects inflation to be lower
>its going to come in just as high as it did last month
>everyone claps

>>52832098
based fellow sniffchad. you ever hung out at the fragrance general on /fa/? lots of great sniffing reference materials

and before anyone says that sounds gay as fuck, the boys there don't even wear fragrances for other people, they wear it for themselves and start wearing all kinds of smells. No, you can't quite imagine it this time, it's beyond that level for noselets

>>52832145
if inflation (CPI) was to come as high as it did last month with reasonably lower gas, plummeting car sales and falling-off-the-cliff-at-warp-speed house sales, I would be *VERY* surprised
Core CPI, unsure

Alright anons sharing my top secret fresh oil alpha. Only on /smg/!

>>52832152
>/fa/
Oh anon I think we got off on the wrong foot. You see, I'm not a faggot. Therefore, it wouldn't make sense for me to go there because fashion is for faggots. It did however help to create a fun meme.

>>52830616
>I go to Hon Con
Huh, I didn't know they had trans women conventions in Gotham.

>>52831993
>>52832008

for me, it's spicebomb. comfiest winter cologne and i literally get compliments from chicks every time i wear it.

>>52832090
But not Sam. Kinda funny.

>>52831803
Fem Boris Grishenko.

>checks economic calendar
>literally no important events
useless crab day inc.
literally nobody will do any big moves before cpi and fed in todays session
still I'll gamble on a lower CPI pump into a mega dump on F.E.D. day. not because of expected 50bps but the adapted dotplot gets released (muh higher terminal rate than 5% = circuit breakers)

>>52832152
Wife claims my sweat has a distinct smell that she likes and reminds her of a time when I would come home drenched from a certain physically strenuous job. Imagine masking your own pheromones with some toilet water.
Just imagine. NGMI

>>52832178
It seems to be well received. I might have to add it to the list.

>>52832206
stop posting tiktoks

There are some tough times ahead, anons. I just want you all to know that we are all going to make it.

>>52832206
>not adding steroids to your natural pheromones
Lol. Lmao even.

>>52832206
yeah lil bro listen to the woman incentivized to keep you smelling like shit and unattractive to other women

lol, lmao. scentlets can never.

>>52832159
God i wish

>>52832206
>wife likes the smell of sweaty pig
>other people need to smell it too
your smell is your net worth, you'll never make it outside a farm anon..

Why are futures so damn green?!

>>52832257
>you'll never make it outside a farm
Fuckin based, I hope so to
City living is cuckery

>>52832308
> no recession
> inflation under control
> feds gonna pivot
> putin defeated
> democrats control senate
Why wouldn't it be green?

>>52832206
Women can smell testosterone in sweat. There are many studies on this.

>>52832308
because you didn't learn

>>52832308
>So damn green
>+0.3%
>After a red week
>>52832343
>no recession
>inflation under control
>feds gonna pivot
The fed would never pivot unless a massive recession was underway
Also, inflation cannot be under control without a recession, as demand destruction is the only way to go when you have no production boom

>>52832257
At one of the buildings we clean there is a lab that consists almost entirely of fresh out of college zoomers. There are a ton of qt's that work in there and I always shoot the shit with them. There is one guy in there that has the same mentality of the other anon in this thread and doesn't wear deodorant or anything and smells terrible. The girls said they even told him he stinks, but he's apparently married. He says that's the way a man is supposed to smell. Obviously the girls are talking shit but I'll entertain the gossip if it means I get to look at their brappers. I eventually ended up coming across the guy and he was actually very nice. He is a manlet but was very polite. So anyway, long story short, people don't want to smell your BO.

>>52832343
We are going to pump so management can get their bonuses. The dump comes later.

>>52832362
Unless something breaks thw fed wont pivot.
Even a depression wont be a reason to pivot, what ever that now means.
Who thinks otherwise will face a harsch reality check.

I feel like I should have puts for when MSFT forcibly backs out their ATVI deal after dragonflight and wow being dead in china

>>52832439
Wouldn't it make more sense to buy puts on ATVI instead?

>>52832423
>>52832362
Bears are getting nervous lmao

fucking fags

>>52832458
Thats what I mean.

eryting green except tsla and btc. vix also bussin

whats the latest scoop on the big picture ??

ive been off the market for a few weeks. saw a jewtuber talk about pivoooting so i thought did i miss something.

>>52832473
I'm out of the market since the last fed decision, bought 1Y bonds and sitting on them for now. At worst, I get 4.5% yield. At best, I sell for a profit and pivot to commodities. But you do you

this would be my wife if I ever made it

>>52832485
The fed isnt pivoting until 2024 ignore anything else you hear.

>>52829467
Weber is the backbone of this market

>>52829502
now im the real brady yes im the real brady all you other bradys are just imitating
now will the real tom brady pls stand up pls stand up pls stand up

I hate this crabbing so goddamn much

>>52829708
Money isn't even actually real. It's all just a bunch of fucking IOUs backed by nothing but the promise that it will be paid one day.

>>52832497
in the upcoming 30 year recession she is gonna be your wife for a bag of donuts

>>52832423
has he mentioned his steady 2% goal recently?
i think there will be one but not anytime soon

>>52832364
i wear deodorant just not cologne
i don't smell like BO like some street shitter
see >>52832346

>>52829505
my folio is being held hostage by pajeet shell companies

>>52832485
Everyone thinks that a pivot has to do with The Numbers or The Data and that's why there are so many incoherent arguments going on between bulls and bears. The reality is that the people in charge of the global economy only ever want the line to go up, and since they make the rules, they can literally do whatever they want. It will not surprise me whatsoever if the US government or Fed come up with some insane rule change or new policy that allows them to simultaneously print more money and continue rate hikes. Shit, what the fuck do all of you mongoloids think that $100 billion for Ukraine has been??

>>52832497
God I wish I was 21 again but in 2022. Zoomer women are such sultry sluts and zoomer men are such awkward autists. I would be slaying so much puss.

>TQQQ is already up by almost 1% in premarket
Santa rally is starting

>>52832557
>Fed come up with some insane rule change or new policy that allows them to simultaneously print more money and continue rate hikes
Thats what I'm saying. Just print more IOUs. They'll be paid back eventually, not in my lifetime though.

>>52829813
Same

>>52832560
No you fool, the 21 year old zoomer women want 30 year old millennial dick, at the very least. The only people they'll fuck who are the same age as them are other women and theydies.

>>52832538
Well that's fine I guess. You're married anyway so there is no need to give a shit about stuff like that.

>>52832509
i remember watching this back in the day, i was in highschool then. think he was fighting frieza in this episode? i want to go back

>>52832584
I think that is more of a myth than you think. Zoomer women are attracted to money and it just so happens that millennials have quite a few years head start. Problem is, most millennials are broke now. So yeah you may see some 21 year old hotties with a 30 something guy with a dad bod, but he has money and that's why she fucks him. Not because she's attracted physically to him. I sti see a majority of zoomers girls with zoomer guys.

I see lots of green this week.

>>52832500
yeah i thought i missed something.

>>52832557
yeah i think in the eu there was talk of something like this earlier this year. was it durin the uk pension thing not sure.

same, although i'm cautious about a sell the news event when 50bps is initially announced

>>52832691
>pump when 50bps statement is released
>dump when press conference is going on

>>52830745
Really?

>>52832560
I'm kind of jelly of how comfortable zoomers are with themselves. Like the reason we find it so hypnotic is that genuine eye-to-eye smiles and dancing takes a LOT of feeling good about yourself and the reason autists aren't photogenic is that they tense up when a camera or attention is pointed at them. You ever try smiling or dancing like those TikToks and watching yourself? VERY hard if you don't love yourself. I work with mostly zoomers and they're all very genuine, open, and down to earth, maybe from growing up without any privacy. Perhaps they're just a generation of narcissists and don't give a fuck like that "picture these two images in your head whenever you do anything" meme.

>>52832638
As a not-rich 30 year old guy with a 22 year old gf, I think they're interested in more than the money. They won't admit it because they're too woke, but zoomer men are hopelessly cucked for the most part. Women want a man that actually acts like a man, not some flaccid sea cucumber that goes out of their way to appease minorities.

>>52832719
>I'm kind of jelly of how comfortable zoomers are with themselves
do you have any idea how many of them are on anti-depressants

>>52832719
I always see zoomers dancing and singing to themselves. It's weird

>>52832719
Zoomers are no different than any other generation they just have the disadvantage of social media and cameras everywhere. A lot of the zoomers I talk to come off as very vulnerable. Being an adult during the recession will do that to you. I got to experience it I'm 08 and shit sucked.

How we feeling today smg

>>52832719
the only interaction ive ever had with zoomers was eating some ecstasy from a bag with them i found outside a club once

>>52832708
50pps already priced in.
No huge pump cause JPows speach will be hawkish.

>>52832691
sauce?

>>52829708
everything is going to be fine
history won't repeat itself

>>52832716
Speculation. I doubt it. The news is that there is going to be an announcement. The lab said that they still need to confirm data.

>>52832770
It's gonna be pretty boring until the CPI report so I'm relaxed

>>52832743
This, and they all like to quasi-brag about it

>>52832748
The thing I hate the most is when a song comes on that I've never even heard before and an entire room full of them instantly load the exact same Zoomer_Dance.exe program. The only way you would even know the song and dance is from spending entirely too much time on social media and having literally no engaging hobbies.

Baggie owes us gookfu nudes.

>>52832725
Women at the end of the day so really want a "man" at the end of the day and that comes with time. The same women that protest the patriarchy and fight for women's rights want to go home to a man that's going to choke her, pull her hair, and spank her until her ass is black and blue during sex. They want to be treated like second class citizens and be protected by their man. But they can't ever admit it. Bernie Sanders was right. All women have rape fantasy's. My longest ex constantly wanted me to "rape" her as a fetish to the point it got weird. I had to keep reminding her that rape ia unwanted so you can't like rape or else it's not rape.

>>52832770
I called out of work and I've already smoked two bowls.

>>52832820
The smart phone and social media really changed life as we know it. They love it because they don't know any different, but I remember life before the internet and it really was a much more patient place.

>>52832820
>The thing I hate the most is when a song comes on that I've never even heard before and an entire room full of them instantly load the exact same Zoomer_Dance.exe program. The only way you would even know the song and dance is from spending entirely too much time on social media and having literally no engaging hobbies.
Sweet Jesus, I thought I was an assburger.

>>52832774
We just need to hope CPI isn’t too hot or Powell will do another 75 bps hike

>>52832770
>HR chick with zero agile experience has been approved to implement agile onto our team
>Been torture ever since because she's treating it as if sprints are just mini waterfalls
>Pretty sure she's just getting her info from some random shit blogger

Want to die

any booze stocks you frens holding? I like DEO

>yields

>>52832863
Maybe it sounds extreme, but I work at a concert venue that hosts weddings and I cannot stress enough how fucking strange it is. Wedding after wedding after wedding and they all act EXACTLY the same, it's striking.

>>52832859
Yeah it makes me sad when I realize that I grew up right on the edge, before the internet became so widespread and before internet culture bled into real life. They don't remember a world where all of this woke bullshit was seen as ridiculous fringe internet nonsense.

Is OXY a buy here?

>>52832863
I just thank Christ that the dumb cringe shit I did was never recorded.

>>52832891
This seems like a good time to buy oil cause everyone is unsure about it. You could end up getting wrecked though

>>52832719
They don't "love themselves." They have a metaphorical gun pointed to their heads 24/7 in the form of phone cameras and are constantly threatened with social exclusion if they don't look and act a certain way every moment of their lives. This leaves very little time for self-reflection which makes them a very hollow generation. Every day of their lives is an exhausting fight-or-flight situation.

>>52832912
Is he retarded or just playing a role?

dump at open

>>52832770
pretty good. about to install picoboot into my gamecube that hasn't seen the light of day in 10 years. then sell some covered calls to pay for a ham (it's on sale again).

>>52832868
Is that today or tomorrow for CPI drop?

>>52832870
welcome to modern software engineering. Stupid women attempting to do agile. H1B1's pushing massive amounts of shit code with no unit testing. QA constantly finding bugs in production. and the cycle continues.

>>52832940
I need to hook up my GameCube. I bought one and a bunch of games before prices really got out of hand. Ive barely touched the damn thing.

>that vix

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>52832890
>I work at a concert venue that hosts weddings
Okay, but they were doing this with the electric slide at weddings like 25 years ago.

I just received a sell signal on SPY.

>>52832967
buy a pi pico and sd2sp2 device for $15 and mod it to load homebrew/backups

>>52832794
Sweet summerchild

Just search for green secretary or office fuck its a classic

Lookie dat.
SOXS pumping.

>>52832719
>>52832748
This is actually what people were like historically before cameras. People from Imperial Russia and the Soviet Union would tell reporters they missed the days when people would just start singing to themselves for no reason.

>>52832743
This too. Basedlennials and zoomers are actually miserable.

>>52832870
>>52832964
>last job I was at the company used no form of source control
The difference between a good company and a company that sees software as a place to cut cost is fucking canyon

>>52832996
I'll look into that

>another crab day

>dead general
>dead board
>dead market

>>52832966
>>52833021

We aren't even software devs. This isn't even coding work.

its over....

>>52833005
hell yeah brother

my EDV is doing a little something

PULL UP
PULL UP
PULL UP

>>52833037
Luckily agile development can be summed up as "have a daily meeting, have a weekly meeting, be able to explain what you are actually fucking working on"
the whole "scum master" role is a diversity hire fill in (unless they are managing 100s of people) because there's nothing to do

>>52833057
its really weird because we know rate hikes are coming and its gonna nose dive again

>>52832964
Tomorrow, it drops just as the Fed meeting starts

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
TERRAIN

Bank of America just fucked me over.

STOP THE COUNT

>>52832984
Yeah but that was one stupid dance to one stupid song. Now, every single white bread asshole knows every lyric and every dance move to every Top 40 plastic pop hit from the last ten years. And all the girls, regardless of how classy you might have thought they were, do this one infuriating dance move where they tilt their head a bit and kind of pout a little and look up towards the ceiling as they recite every lyric to whatever rap song is playing.

>>52833050
SOXL is going to 8.30, IMO.

>>52833078
>still using a bank and not a credit union
shiggy diggy

>he didn't slurp the dip
SOXL will never be below 12 again

>moderna eating shit
I wonder why

>>52833087
>>52833090
The duality of man

>>52833093
the fucking vax commercials need to stop
why are they advertising a fucking vaccine

>>52833087
>>52833090
always inverse slurp posters

>>52833093
maybe because mRNA has killed every animal it was tested on

>Natural gas has stolen all the gains and volatility

>>52833110
coffeechads
teacucks

I shorted sp500 at 3936 with a x25 leverage... will i make it?

fomoc this week. what are you lads thinking?

>>52833119
shidd and fard day

>>52833115
I'm no technical astrologer but coffee does look like it's put in some kind of double bottom.

>>52833110
/OJ bros....

>>52833121
they're going to raise the rate to like 7% or 8% because of how sticky this inflation is

>>52833121
75bps

Wtft

>>52833140
rates have always needed to rise above inflation to tame it

Shipping bros how do we survive this?

>>52833140
> raise the rate to like 7% or 8%
Wouldn't that cause the government debt to implode?

Baking.

and we're back

>>52833161
You don't

>>52833162
Just raise the debt ceiling.

>>52833162
look the fed has 2 jobs, full employment and 2% inflation, they've no choice but to jack the rates up to get the inflation out of the market

>>52833159
but all the ((totally not fed posters)) said this inflation was cause of the supply chain and not the 25% we printed in the two years of covid

MDB just broke 200.

>>52833121
I don't know how to play it. for a while I was determined to go full bulltard because of how obvious the cpi should go down. Now with the sticky PPI, I'm not so sure. Also I have the feeling that the slightest hawkish comment will trigger overreaction. But I think we'll get 50 tho

New

>>52833186
>>52833186

why is nvidia stock a fucking shitcoin

>AMC domping
when buy calls? it'll go back up to ~$7 at some point in the next week or two I'd guess, but are we at the bottom yet or not is the real question

>>52833162
As long as they don’t do it forever we’ll be ok, but if they did that for a few years we’d be in a bit of trouble. Biden and Congress could help, but I doubt that’ll happen now that the government is split

>>52830391
Inshallah oil bro

>>52833173
>just print more forcing rates higher forcing you to print more