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Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:10:37 2022 No.52827553 [Reply] [Original]

My first day of work is tomorrow. I'm not going.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:12:00 2022 No.52827568 File: 416 KB, 1920x1440, 1623101400748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 Me neither

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:12:29 2022 No.52827571 File: 18 KB, 260x226, 4D91C311-A9BF-4FE1-A17C-E9174B2CF90F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 >that zoomer work ethic

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:12:42 2022 No.52827573 File: 21 KB, 406x596, wt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 You can take this call instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:13:06 2022 No.52827576 No worries anon, your mommy and daddy will give you money forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:18:11 2022 No.52827634 File: 540 KB, 720x404, 1575841196441.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 YOUR TIME OFF REQUEST IS DENIED

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:23:01 2022 No.52827687 File: 51 KB, 489x626, 113F2E14-7CBE-4B36-912C-950B4F1DBE7E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Based

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:34:09 2022 No.52827818
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>>52827553
thats unironically extremely innovative and just the kind of outside the box thinking that corporate america needs. you havent even started yet and youre already shaking things up. youre gonna do great kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:36:58 2022 No.52827839 File: 92 KB, 1000x1000, 1635278433649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:42:18 2022 No.52827894 >>52827553 i'm jealous anon. I was considering doing the same 1.5 years ago, but I'm still working that job. having the extra money to slurp has been nice tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 01:48:54 2022 No.52827938 >>52827553 I'm not going to your first day of work either

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:14:41 2022 No.52828159
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>>52827553
>sign up for a job with a fake resume
>go to orientation and training while high out of my mind
>also show up for maybe the first day or two if I feel like it
>proceed to ghost them and collect the paycheck that they legally have to give me

Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:19:34 2022 No.52828210
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>>52827553
based
skipping your first day of work is a super chad move
they will think you think you are too good for them, and thus bend over backwards to keep you
maybe you can even date the qt 3.14 secretary

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:52:38 2022 No.52828537 >>52828159 Nice bait faggot, almost every job has a period of probation which means they can fire you at anytime they want, next time work an actual job before making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:54:07 2022 No.52828552 >>52827818 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:57:11 2022 No.52828576 File: 309 KB, 550x415, misc (18).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 >I'm not going. Must be nice to live in Mom's basement rent free with unlimited tendies, plenty of porn, and no hope for a better future.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:58:10 2022 No.52828585 File: 555 KB, 910x538, 1658135842943859.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 cheers

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 02:58:40 2022 No.52828588 >>52828537 They still have to pay you for the time you spent on the clock you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:01:42 2022 No.52828608 >I'm not going. smart decision

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:03:02 2022 No.52828617 >>52827553 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:07:57 2022 No.52828670 >>52828537 You still legally have to get paid for all time spent working and that includes training and orientation. I've literally done this before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:10:35 2022 No.52828690 File: 24 KB, 480x360, 1670261385650838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Same. Don't feel like waking up early some I'm just not going to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:26:23 2022 No.52828806 >>52827553 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:28:11 2022 No.52828826 File: 31 KB, 500x500, R.jpeg-173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52827553 >My first day off in six days >I'm going in anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:30:52 2022 No.52828852 >>52828826 Get that money! Fuck these worthless zoomies middle aged boomers are who win!

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 03:58:39 2022 No.52829090 File: 870 KB, 404x402, 1613404405783.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>52828852

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 04:08:52 2022 No.52829185 >>52828576 as if working a mind numbing job is that much better. you're just a pacified cow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 12 07:40:02 2022 No.52830475 >first day of the week >call in sick to avoid facing work backlog and dump it on juniors feels good to be a useless senior sometimes

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