/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52821731
If you aren't a chad or if you don't live within or close to a university, it's over for you. Time to start your vengeance against the government that ruined your life.

give it to me, ill be happy for both of us

>>52821731
Tried plastic surgery and leg extensions yet, chud?

>>52821731
Drive it by the high school and ask if they want a ride.

>could only afford the huracan
anon, i...

>>52821731
poast height

>>52821731
If you're rich and still can't get pussy then something is wrong with your personality.

>>52821766
Or it's just his facial structure, height, or ethnicity.

If that’s your shadow you look bigly. How fat are you?

>>52821731
if you give me the lambo I'll be your bussy for a while op

>>52821731
Maybe you larp maybe not but as I know tons of anons struggle with this once again reminder:

Material wealth WILL NOT make a 10/10 gold digger qt roastie appear on your front door.

Money makes every aspect of acquiring a woman easier but you still have to go through the process.
Money is also one of the aspects women desire in a man. Not more not less.

Money doesn’t help if you have zero exposure to women. You need to go to places online and offline where you meet women.

Being wealthy also doesn’t help if you don’t give women the opportunity to recognize you are wealthy. Also note that a Lambo signals certain things hence will attract certain women. Maybe a Rolex or big SUV suits you better. Depends on what you want really.

>>52821731
You said you bought an svj, you bought the huracan like a bitch

>>52821731
Have you actually tried approaching girls in your lambo? Or are you just posting a pic of yourself next to your lambo on tinder? they'll probably think you're just posing with a lambo you saw and isnt actually yours. even if youre a 5"5 indian i guarantee you could get some interest from women if they see you drive a lambo, even if theyre 6/10's

>>52821769
Yeah the absolute state of this civilization

>>52821769
This is hilarious and accurate. If you can provide and look good, you're set. If you're a woman, just look good.

>>52821769
i have no idea how to interpret this chart

>>52821775
He does look chunky. That's probably why. A fat ugly fuck with money won't get anything besides prostitutes.
>>52821731
I'm 5'7" and I've fucked more women in a few years than you will in your entire life, fatass

Are you an unvax chad anon? Only we will get any pussy soon.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/12/international-blood-bank-unvaccinated-formed-members-least-16-countries-demand-pure-blood-skyrockets/

>>52821753
it's not the poor version, look at back and front. not that it matters

>>52821740
i live next to a university
>>52821748
no i'm 6'1, maybe orthognathic surgery would help
>>52821766
whats personality gotta do with gettign matches? im not parallel parking my lambo at some club, no body would even know who's it is #1, and let's not bother with the other list of gay reasons not to do that
>>52821775
6'1 220 but i haven't lifted in 5 years so it's basically all starbucks
>>52821797
HAHAHA fuck. hpf is arguably faster. i'm not saying the sjv isn't cooler, it is, but it also doesn't fit in my spot, it's literally the largest car i've ever seen in person, it's bigger than an rs7 and that thing is the size of an f150
>>52821883
fuck dude wtf help me don't hate me
>>52822044
unironically yes, i never took the vax, even got a fake card from my mom who's a nurse and handed out some to friends to use. no body questioned it cuzz there was no database back then. i would go homeless before taking that jewish potion

Brutal, 6 ft white chad with a massive dick here, I live in a low income tenement and have thousands of matches on the apps and have fucked probably 100 slim white chicks now

Sucks to be you

>>52822107
Dude get in the fucking GYM

>>52822107
> i haven't lifted in 5 years so it's basically all starbucks
> fuck dude wtf help me don't hate me
only you can help yourself

>>52821769
i don't understand facial structure so you would have to. for example in flipped selfies i think i look pretty bad due to facial asymettry. awhile back i split my face in photoshop and mirrord each side and it was crazy, i look good in both, but together... not so much. so maybe that's the problem. i guess some photographer pro could fix that(?) and maybe then on dates it won't matter "in motion" but yea my own pics, even studying how to get good candid selfies, has failed

>>52821731
>he fell for the money psyop

>I'm 5'7" and I've fucked more women in a few years than you will in your entire life, fatass

DUDE GETTING PUSSY IS A QUADRILLION TIMES EASIER THAN MAKING IT, IF YOU DONT EAT SHIT AND LITERALLY SPEND ONE, JUST 1, ONE!!!!!!! HOUR A DAY DOING EXERCISE YOULL STOP BEING FAT IN NO TIME
ALSO STOP SEARCHING FOR BITCHES IN TINDER, TINDER IS DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU FEEL MISERABLE, GO DO WHATEVER YOU WANNA DO THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND YOULL FIND PLENTY OF GIRLS WITH SAME INTERESTS THERE. JOIN A MUSIC ACADEMY AND PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, GO TO DANCE/PHOTOGRAPHY/WHATEVER CLASSES, LEARN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE, WHATEVER PUTS YOU IN THE SAME ROOM WITH MULTIPLE WOMEN THEN LEARN TO INTERACT WITH THEM

>>52821731
Are you white?

>>52822107
Lift, steroids if needed and you don’t have the patience. Take fin if your predisposed to hair loss, but you should probably get a hair transplant if that’s the case anyways.
Most people need some form of bimax to fix recessed maxilla or mandible or likely both. Then after that get custom wraparound jaw implants and cheekbone implants. There’s shit to do to fix a bad eye area but it’s depended on your issues. Just do it, literally why wouldn’t you, it’s not money that’s holding you back. Also get rid of the lambo, it’s tacky.

>>52821731
Suck me fuck me cuck me “straight” boy

>>52821731

prob because lambos are the most casual feminine broken dick baby boomer sugar daddy cars

get an actual fast car like a gt500 or a gt4 or a loaded truck. Girls want a man who can drive, not a pussy who buys a car that screams "i want to buy young pussy"

>>52821867
i think its basically concluding that for women only looks matter, and for men only looks matter also but slightly less. Personality and earnings are basically irrelevant

>>52821769
heh i wonder what their objective measure of "personality" is purported to be.

>>52822122
happy things worked out for you bro, impregnate a bunch of them and stop wasting it. if i had an easy time getting on dates i would go ghengis khan and break all of their hearts and save the white race, and nothing and all their governments could do would breach my offshore trust kek
>>52822161
>>52822161
maybe it's not that bros. used to lift for 3 years on test and ostarine (shit almost killed my liver fyi), numbers were decent for that length of time, well over 3 plate bench 5x5. problem is i could never cut low. but let's say i did, i'd still have no matches because i'm in clothes anyway. i can suck my stomach in for selfies, doesnt change shit. this retard above with his facial chart needs to explani that before we assume it's just 'look like zyzz' and also zyzz had a model-tier face the dude was pounding puss before he could lift a pebble

>>52822257
half german half irish tanning is a death sentence

>>52822267
i'm not saying i won't lift and cut and take fin (my hairline is surprisingly amazingly for being 32), i will
can you explain bimax and the wraparound shit? if i google bimax it's just some cut ur jaws off and fix shit for sleep apnea or whatever. and if ure doing that why can't they just do the implants same time or whatever? sounds risky but yea i agree fuck it
i've had a lot of cars, post-making it.. m3, m5, nsx, gt63s, r8, and now this. this is by far the most beautiful car i've ever had. the m3 and nsx were tacky. this is almost artful. it's not the base huracan. it's also the scariest to drive, the way it puts power down will slam you into a fucking wall if you do it at the wrong time on the wrong street. the other cars in comparison felt more fun because you didn't feel like you were going to randomly die at 130. i'm not a good driver and also now understand why good drivers like these cars more

>>52821867
using a scale of 1 to 10, men and women both state personality is the most important attribute of the three.
all scores are then aligned on the highest point score for personality which was 8.1 for one of the two groups (either male is adjusted to female or vice-versa).
then a correlation of some objective measure of each attribute is made.
the graph immediately shows that personality, however its measured, is actually only par-for-the-course in predicting whether a relationship will start (CRI).
men rate attractiveness slightly below personality, but earning power way below. relative to personality, both are untrue when compared to the standard of, "have men actually initiated relationships for that reason as compared to for the reason of personality?" however
relative to the overall average, both are in-line: men on average state the importance of earning power is low, and on average CRI is also low.
women on the other hand are mentally retarded, or liars: despite having effectively the same "personality" curve, they rate earning power important slightly above average yet CRI is way below, and they rate attractiveness substantially lower yet CRI is the highest on the chart
i've been married six years and i'm still not sure if it's mentally retarded, or liars

>>52822286
"All measures included in the present report (except for “yes-sing”) were assessed on four different questionnaires: pre-event, interaction-record, post match, and follow-up. The present report focuses on the following three traits that might describe a romantic partner: physically attractive (assessed by the items “physically attractive” and “sexy/hot”), earning prospects (“good career prospects,” “ambitious/driven”), and personable (“fun/exciting,” “responsive,” “dependable/trustworthy,” “friendly/nice”). The first two constructs were examined because of their relevance to the literature on sex differences in mate preferences; the third serves as a useful comparison and includes characteristics that both men and women desire in a romantic partner (e.g., Fletcher, Simpson, Thomas, & Giles, 1999; see factor analysis that follows)."
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/5640931_Sex_Differences_in_Mate_Preferences_Revisited_Do_People_Know_What_They_Initially_Desire_in_a_Romantic_Partner

>>52821769
>Or it's just his facial structure, height, or ethnicity.
no, it's definitely his personality, even the ugliest shortest fuck can get laid if they have money.

>>52822348
also bear in mind all these correlations are very low, but they are not negative, so you have to assume some degree of internal consistency. when you see women score "0.32" for "personality" you're not looking at an R-score where you can say "oh well that's nowhere close to 1 so it's just noise"

>>52822272
>get an actual fast car
have you ever seen a drag race? no? when were you planning to start? after 7th grade maybe, if dad will take you?
just go on youtube for now there's plenty to enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZE3Zgw6Cw
>full car length before 60 ft
>8.7 to 9.9 in the 1/4

>>52822107
>6'1
lel manlet

>>52822300
> i'd still have no matches
i JUST told you to not look for matches in dating apps. dating apps are designed to funnel all the bitches to the top 1% which you will never be. i am not top 1% either, still i get pussy because im out there doing stuff and meeting girls on the way. do that instead. also life is happier that way, and the girls you meet wont be as shitty as the ones you meet on dating apps.
i say all this because ive tried. i tried tinder and got some matches, including two very beautiful girls. fucked a lot for 3 or 4 months until i really got bored. then the same happened with the other one. once the thrill of fucking a barbie multiple times wore off, it isnt fulfilling. every conversation felt like a waste of time prior to fucking because their lives were boring, there was nothing going on for them.
i know you're just on the lookout for pussy but take my advice, you will be happier by meeting girls in real life situations while doing stuff you like, you will get a lot more pussy, and the girls will not be as shitty themselves.

>>52822409
the lambo will dust a gt500 anything up to 1/4 but after that i think the mustang will pull ahead
if you throw a twin turbo system on the huracan you can get into low 7s on full boost, i'm scared to drive it now, i can't imagine kek. mustangs are boring to drive, they're obnoxiously loud for no reason and they can't put power down at all. impossible to hurt yourself in it unless you visit a cars and coffee

>>52822494
>apps exist to drive girls to top 1%
>i'm not top 1%
>i banged barbies off tinder non-stop
which is it dude? did you do a photoshoot or have a sick photographer take pics? cuzz i'm lost
you're also assuming i'm a virgin, which i'm not. and you're assuming i give a shit about the quality of the bitch, which i don't, in fact that'd probably make me feel worse if she was a good person to bang her and bounce
and without examples of this real life shit there's no help. if that's the advice, fair enough, i can go to full fightclub and pretend i have cancer and bang some dying girls, which sounds more fun than faking enjoying hiking or whatever the fuck we're talking about

>>52822629
>i banged barbies off tinder non-stop
never said that. i banged two. and i assume i got lucky.

>>52822629
and also
> pretend i have cancer and bang some dying girls
thats why youll never touch pussy again

drive around and go slow past hot girls and if they look ask if they want a ride. Then when they come up to the car say yea and I’ll give u a ride in my lambo after
works 9/10

>>52822658
>fucked a lot for 3 or 4 months until i really got bored.
i was making a point, dumb statement
>fucked a lot for 3 or 4 months until i really got bored.
thought you meant fucked a lot of barbies myb
here we are back to the hobby discussion again. well, i guess i'm stuck going back to lifting and not being fat again because even if my face has issues there's no way irl is going to work being fat. shit being too skinny is probably 10x better. fuck
could just leave america, ive traveled enough to know how hardmode this place is, but not being in a country where english is native tongue is more offputting than i imagined

>>52821731
Make rules for the car, women can’t see the interior without being naked first. Enforce the rules.

>>52822678
think diff in driving slow vs just being parked? uni nearby has fucktons of foot traffic it'd be a bit irritating. not the usual simple grid layout of a lot of places

>>52821731
Huracan does not count op. It’s like the Toyota Corolla of “super cars”. It’s the people who want to show off but haven’t actually made it.

>>52822691
people who come from a different country specially first world always have it easier, at least here. thats an easy way to get some more "points"

>>52822691
also, check other little things that may make a huge impact. sounds stupid but i have a friend who spoke all nasal and could never get laid. may happen if youre a stutterer too

You want to get girl? Simple. Say hi to everyone you see.
Also think if you were a girl what you’d like a guy to be. ;)

Have you tried getting laid with guys?
>this is the only way for you anon

>>52822753
park near the "quad" and bust some rails off the hood and smoke. I'd suck your dick right then and there and Im a man

>>52822794
you don't even know what it is you enormous massive coper. this car is one of the few that's set the nurburgring record. go get in your porsche that every soccer mom has kuk

>>52821731
this has to be bait. no one is such a fag they think they will get pussy just because they bought a car. lmao

>>52822794
I feel like bots want a lambos to be a cheap entry level car that you could save for to justify calling it "normie"

>>52822107
How'd you make it anon? Also yeah, lift. Once you get fit, you're probably good unless your face is deformed. You'd be fit, tall, and have money, that's pretty much gg

>>52823226
i made it the same way everyone makes it. you build a business. i'm a ycombinator grad and a ypo member which is to say i know a lot of entrepreneurs (surely not to brag, 99% of them are literal retards) not a single one ever made it in 1 go. takes like 3-4 businesses on average. there's an extremely specific reason for that, which i'll share after i take a gnarly shit

>>52821731
Try Grindr, faggot.

>>52822430
Even 6'0 is in the 90th percentile for male height, you are likely 5'10

>>52821731
I'm broke and drive a shitty bmw with a big scratch in the side of it and I'm banging hot girls who are more than 10 years younger than me. I'll swap you that car for my tinder account.

>>52821731
>retards said id get pussy if i got a lambo. got the lambo

>>52822107
>im not parallel parking my lambo at some club, no body would even know who's it is #1, and let's not bother with the other list of gay reasons not to do that

So how do you expect to get bitches with money if you're not going to flaunt your wealth retard? You have to dress in expensive clothing and drive an expensive car, that's what they're looking for. They know the brands, they know what costs money, they're on the lookout for that stuff. You can even hire a stylist to pick out your wardrobe. Do that alone and bitches will start looking your way, that's when your personality comes in, you don't even have to have a great personality, just don't be a fucking weirdo.

>>52821731
Just fucking pay a prostitute already. I know the USA is a pussy country that is afraid of pussy but you should be able to fly to any country you want and fuck the hottest bitches you can imagine.

>>52821731
Also op, you are retarded, You have to actually have to talk to people. Not once in your video have you said you were getting rejected, So that means you expect women to line up at your door

Link below is probably the only real gold digger prank on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXdZrxQbepE&t=327s

>>52823451
young girls unironically think even a 328 means you're a gangster
>>52823575
i guess, good point, but still no body knows who owns the lambo in that exact scenario. go into club, dance for 2 seconds, pull them out and give em the ride in lambo line. need to be non-fat and good clothes first tho. stylist to pickout wardrobe sounds based but i need to stop being fat according to everyone else first so have to put that off

>>52823598
cringe. what are you 12

>>52821731
you need to put fresh bread on it

>>52823590
how does flying to a country change anything? i can fuck disgusting prostitutes here too

>>52821731
There is sites for sugar babies and sugar daddies.

>>52821731
almost there
>lambo secured
But have you maxxxed these stats yet?

>Penis extension silicone inserts
>Scrotum silicone implants for bigger balls
>Juice maxxing /fit/
>Pubic hair implants on face for beard
>Hair transplant
>Laser hair removal
>Teeth maxxing
>Ortho durgery
>jaw implants
>asshole tightening surgery (if u peg)
>tipping -5%
>Purposefully break bones to let them heal stronger
>perfecting the glare
>sprinting full speed at women at night at 2:00
>goblin mode for a week to endure mental gians
>reading i spy to get better eye skills
>making a tinder with a models pics then telling girls a time and place and have them go just to not show and watch from a different table the confusion and continue messaging them
>fecal transplants
>CRISPR gene editing
>Hiring ex guantamano bay interrogators to test your mental abilites
>converting to the new branch dividions
>learning how to speak dolphin
>getting your pubes straightened
>nipple gauges
>zinc maxxing
>creatine maxxing
>drinking period blood for the vitamins
>Perfecting the art of shitting on demand

if you havent maxxed these yet you wont get pussy

>>52822107
Damn dude sorry that was really fucked up of me to say. My bad. I just woke back up and read my post and I cringed. Sorry for real
>>52822236
I do have tattoos. Thankfully I don't dress gay like that kek

>>52823775
it's cheaper

>>52822272

Anon, women don’t know nor care about sports cars. They only recognize it means money. A sports car is in fact not a pussy magnet but a dick magnet. Men will come to you and ask you about the car.

>>52824681
>A sports car is in fact not a pussy magnet but a dick magnet.

it's the exact same thing with lifting weights too
>nice delts bro
>looking jacked man

>>52824707
men also appreciated good personality, humor, etc. so based on that logic we can deduce that if the only thing men don't compliment on is height and face, those are the only things women do care about
goddammit. returning it tomorrow

>>52825106
Maybe go to a track and meet other car guys?
Maybe you will get invited to party with sluts you can fuck.

>>52821731
You’re going to get car jacked if you drive that thing regularly. Everything you worked for will be gone when someone sticks a pistol in your face or hits you with a baseball bat and takes your keys. Or worse, you’re followed home.

By bread they mean stacks of money dude

>>52821769
Why not use "looks". The word attractiveness is so imprecise in this context.

>>52825213
rofl yes everyone with a nice car gets car jacked, dumbass. idont live in niggerville, california
>>52825222
i spent it all on the car dude

>>52824681
Touch grass

>>52821731
put anime stickers on it

>>52825247
>hyperinflation just beginning
>next three years will see people starving in the streets and desperate
>funko pop-collecting Redditor driving around in Lamborghini
You’re just asking to be robbed dude. Besides, money talks, wealth whispers. Everyone can see through your act.

>>52825262
he's right incel

>>52825288
nice my car will hold value better than anything else and i'll have real wealth when i sell it. thx anon

>>52825318
You never bought an expensive car

>>52825409
the very first time i took it out 2 guys walked by with a girl. the guys completely ghosetd me, pretended it wasnt there, girl threw up the horns and smiled kek

every hot girl i ever dated never gave a shit about what car i drove, as long as it seemed safe

>>52823297
Bro have you not finished shitting? I wanna make it too, we could be bros one day.

Should get something interesting like an Alfa Spyder or 280SE convertible and a comfortable daily.

>>52822250
Making money is easier. The window to execute an action is a lot longer

>>52821731
Not bread on car, shoe on head. Sharpie in pooper. No one ever said anything about a $300k car. She can't do anything with that! Is she going to just sit in the car? Get her to do something. What do her feet look like. Does she have a much younger sister. These are the questions that deserve answers. You've given me absolutely nothing! Why am I even here? Stop wasting my time. 4 times trying to solve captcha just to post this shit. I can't take this shit anymore.

>>52825652
had t ogo to the hospital my friend is a dumb cunt. he's fine just had a panic attack
you need to crash and burn a few businesses in good industries. good industry = high lifetime value clients, great profit margins, don't have to make anything and sell air, banking products for example, debt products, payment products, whatever. first few businesses ure goign to fail because you don't know anything about marketing and you're going to think your life is over because it's impossible to figure it out. eventually you're goign to realize all you have to do is pay some retard that does know how to do it for you. and then bam you'll connect the right slave to build the right pyramid, and then you just keep hiring good slaves until you have this enormous pyramid under yourself with 100s of slaves
for example i don't know shit about numbers. i just pay people to do that. i don't even have the motivation to schedule doctors appointments so i task the most convenient person at my companies to do it. i do actualyl know marketing, or i used to, very well, because u have to make initial $$$ somehow, and i chose to sell people on SEO, but again i hire someone to do that (thats way better than i ever was) so i didn't need to start there
look at ycombinator. retards think that they're an accelerator. actually ycombinator is the best talent scouting and employment agency in the world. they trick smart retards with no money into working for them, and if they fail they just send them in a diff direction. at some point shit works because smart retards + infinite possibility + 99% of population is lazy/doesnt care = success. their structure is optimal

>>52825804
pt2:
tricking smart retards into working for you (like ycombinator does) brings me to the big reveal. it's called equity on a vesting schedule. you trick smart retards to take shit pay and work for you on a vesting schedule with a CLIFF. make them build a pyramid under your ass and if they're increidble, great, have them keep delegating and building it for you underneath them while u sit on their head. if they're not great, fire the mon the last day before the cliff and find a new retard to replace them on a brand new vesting schedule with nothing lost, except 11 months and 29 days of the other retard's hard work
basically you don't really need money to start at all. i started with no money and just tricking retards into working for me. some i fired pre-cliff, some after, whatever, most of the first businesses just sucked and it didnt matter what i did cuzz i didnt understand what a good industry or product or anything was, but at the core it's selling ppl on the entrepreneurial dream and absolutely raping them on the legalese of it. and it will dawn on them how fucked they are at some point so keep the passwords to yourself

>>52825843
pt3:
if the person is legitimately amazing, which you will come across if you take this advice and run with it, pay them very well. finding hard working smart retards is really hard if ure not ycombinator (with amssive marketing/brand). i have a good pipeline but even then it takes me a good 3 months to find a great person, and even then great person PLUS entrepreneur we're looking at 6m-1y search. it's rough. it's ver hard. so even if u have a massive legal advantage over them with majority shares and vesting and blahblahbalh, just pay them so they keep building for you. otherwise nothing is moving. and building pyramids yourself is failing, that is not succeeding, you're wasting time you don't have. if they get greedy u might have to pimp hand them into place, but on second thought maybe just hear them out and keep giving them more. i used to think that id be happy with 20k/m, then 100k/m, then 500k/m, now i make more than most actors, but i only got here because other really smart people are making multi millions working below me. and it happens fast, like u can g ofrom nothing to 100mm in 2-3 years easily once u get rolling. everthing in finance especially sells for 8-12x profit multiples. that book think and grow rich is a total meme but he even pointed out how once money starts rolling in it makes 0 fucking sense where it came from or how its possible, and he was right. actually that book got a lot right, the very first page is literally spot-on to the person ure looking for. that guy was a genius despite the book still being a meme about the whole secret n shit

>>52821795
Very good post.
OP is a fag tho.
As a Dutch guy I got a lot girls in the past just on my bike kek.
*ring ring* out of my way, niggers

>>52822345
The tool doesn't make the artist but his craft and skill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwCIEjdzvCk&t=574s

You can apply this to anything else in life.

>>52825947
Do you guys have a faggy commute bike and a proper road/gravel bike for fun? Or is it just city bikes all the way?

>>52826094
that dude is a god. he'd also be an incel in america

>>52826149
I'm not sure about that. He is an extreme chad. He is an idol.

https://sfcriga.com/the-great-determination-of-robert-kubica

I'm not a fan of crusty bread, it hurts my gums. I like a nice toasted bread with a good crunch though. I've been using gum toothpaste and it helps quiet a bit. Hope you have a good night baggeute man, Christmas is coming, spend time with your family even if you don't get along. Make a scene if you want, but spend time with them, love you.

>>52821731
Ditch the lambo
Get a corolla
Do evening classes in random shit

>>52821731
I have literally $3k to my name and I fuck a new girl at least once a week. Money is only attracts gold digging nasty bitches

>>52825933
checked. good info op.

Now how do you get around esg score cancer lmao

>>52821731
How do you not get pussy?
I'm broke and doing doordash and ubereats at the local college town and I still get laid at least once a month without really trying.

>>52825804
>>52825843
>>52825933
anon care to join some retards on our /entg/ discord? TCPztSUj

cool insights that people would love to hear more about

regarding getting pussy, just apply the ycombinatore infinite possibility strat. My guess is you are so used to winning you can't imagine being an amateur at getting pussy and want to start way above your station.

>>52821731
being rich by itself isn't going to do shit. especially if you go out of your way to show off. makes you look like a dick. improve yourself and be more subtle about your wealth.

if you show off subtly and with class its well received and attractive to others. if you're an in-your-face douche about it then you just look like a twat and nobody but gold digging whores will take interest. and those will lose interest fast if you don't let them milk you dry. also money doesn't fix shit personality or physique so work on those too.

Bait post, but I'll bite. Please never buy a car above $5k msrp, anons. Cars just aren't the move. No matter how nice or fast your car is, it will ALWAYS end up stuck in traffic. I bought a car for $40k and sold for $33k. Very very lucky that I got as much out of it as I did. I'd love to live somewhere I don't even need a car. But maybe that's just me.

>>52821731
Take pictures of you in it and use that in your tinder profile. Be careful not to get robbed/murdered

>>52822348
not retarded, it's just how women are, it's apples and oranges
but yeah liars, they are all like that and it is normal

>>52826134
even if you make it in eastern europe and wanna bike in a city, you need a mountain bike

>>52821731
Make an instagram.
Pay for followers.
Post pics of you and ur lambo.
Get decently fit.
Go on tinder.

As long as you're not like 4 foot tall or disabled, you'll get loads of matches

>>52827364
>Make an instagram.
>Pay for followers.
>Post pics of you and ur lambo.
how the fuck do these have anything to do with getting matches? never had any of those shit accounts and there's always a hole a call away

Stop posting here and enjoy your life. You’re literally free, congrats.

>>52821731
>no timestampt

>>52821731
kek, all these niggers bragging their e-stats on how many 1/10 slampigs they've banged off tinder thinking they know shit.

If ur main goal is to get pu$$y no matter how ugly the girl looks and u still can't get a gold digging whore with a $200k car, ur a lost cause.

My body count would unironically be 100+ if I did hookups and ONS but I'm not into that degenerate shit like some of you shitskins are in to.

>>52826889
make it a telegram anon
discord is sus

>>52822348
women learn to lie about those things very early because they have to answer questions from paranoid parents about what they're up to.
that's my running theory

>>52825933
Damn anon, this was all great advice. Unfortunately I myself am pretty retarded and don't really know where I would start any of this; I have some savings but no business ideas nor knowledge on where to find smart retards. I also don't even know how to start a business in the first place, but you truly make it sound so ezpz, damn. Any more bits of advice you can come up with for an absolute beginner? I have around 8k in savings.

>>52821731
OP go get a bottle of flavored vodka. Drive around your town and when you see an attractive woman outside of your car, roll down the window, flash her a view of the vodka, ask her if she'd like a drink and to come for a ride with you. Some women will definitely say yes

OP, if you're still here I will give you some free advice;


be funny. I have gotten laid so many times by just telling a few jokes and one liners.

>>52825933
i run a low 8 fig valued crypto startup, any advice for exiting? i'm doing well so far but have no idea how to get the fuck out

>>52821769
I can see the merchant

Crypto edition

>>52822107
Park it on the street outside a sorority house. Collect phone numbers under the wiper blades.

>>52822107
>i live next to a university
Half of your problem. Move to a city, a big city, a New York, a Chicago, a Los Angeles. University towns are good for 3 people: students, faculty, and administrators. That's it.

>>52821731
Give me that shit, I'll get the hoes for both of us, trust me sir

>he bought a sports car instead of reinvesting
so fucking dumb

>>52832425
lol can't be real

The embodiement of biz

>>52822307
Melanotan II

>>52822345
Bimax moves the mandible and maxilla forward, giving you greater jaw projection, fixing things like laugh lines and weak lower jaw projection. You need to heal after Bimax and then a 3d scan needs to be done so a surgeon can create the custom implants. You can probably skip Bimax, but if you legitimately have a recession (95 percent of people do) then you loose your ability to fix it when you just slap jaw implants over it. Wraparound is essentially a custom unit that extends over the entire lower jaw area (including chin) and can completely alter the shape and size of your lower jaw. It’s godlike for most people, as long as the design is good. Money and inhibition are the only things holding people back who truly are in the know on these things. Look at a forum like looksmax, I’d suggest lookism but they shut it down.

>>52821731
what did you buy to make it, and what are you buying this bear market to multiply your money?

>>52833440
kek oh no no no

>>52821731
Make a joke in the bio.
Put literal bread all over the hood and say "someone told me I needed to put bread on my Lambo to get matches but idt its working".

>>52833571
nvm i read your three posts, thanks for the info

have you got laid yet OP?

How do you even get into YC? I’m a cs major and was thinking of trying something like B2B sales or SaaS but I don’t know shit about industry

>>52825804
What country are you in? In the United States, finance and insurance services are very heavily regulated. You can easily start a business, but you're going to need to get licensed.

You want to pull women, you become a dangerous man. Start dealing drugs or join the mob or sell the Lambo for a bike and join your local outlaw MC chapter. You could also join the Democrats but you need to be a real player, not some chickenshit feminist intern. If you aren't an ungovernable Chad or a Congressman you will have to settle for bored landwhales who will always insist on an open relationship.

>>52837667
nice larp retardo

>>52833440
Fucking lmao
>Dios mio...

>>52821731
You need to hit the gym

nice car OP. I have a nice bmw myself. The lambo is a lot nicer than pussy is, disregard the mean comments.

Unless you're a KHV and its eating you up, don't even bother trying to get pussy its not worth your time and energy

>>52821731
Uh, idk anon, have fun with your free time and develop hobbies? If you're in Kentucky I'll take you fishing sometime if you want. No women involved but we could have a fun time catching hybrid striped bass and I've been fishing all my life so I can teach you if you don't know shit about fishing. You can't drive the lambo the to marina though people will stare.

I did the only reasonable thing with my money and flew to Thailand for gender reassignment surgery, now I have the pussy and I make the rules

>>52841408

>>52840440
ahahaha yikes, all that money and he's a fatass lmao buy a home gym OP