/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Caturday
>posts monkey
OP is a faggot

>>52814769
>>52814729
>asked the cute girl out at the gym
>"Oh I'm sorry I like taller guys!"
>"That's okay! Worth a short, what is like... your height preferred anyways? Like what's your dream guy?"
>"Omg probably.... Zack Ephron or... Damen from Vampire Diaries! They are kinda perfect giggle"
Zack is 5'8
Ian Somerhalder is 5'10

I'm 5'11
Millennials are the weirdest mix of hopeless and absurd standards not based on reality

I hope all of you have a plan in place to keep your head above water during the Greater Depression this decade.

>>52814883
I will just hold my breath!

Don't forget that markets are pricing a 0.3% inflation MoM for November from Consensus yet we'll probably get more than 0.5%
Act accordingly.

sell sell sell reddit sell

>>52814868
It's sunday,faggot

>>52814948
Here ya go fren.
https://youtu.be/NUTGr5t3MoY

>>52814980
I AM REASONABLY SURE THAT TODAY IS SATURDAY

>>52815045
no

on the next /smg/… anime is made real, we find out if coffee is good for you, and woah- is that black betty?

>>52815116
>anime is made real
Never ever happening

>>52815077
>t. third worlder
there is nothing in that time zone worth to be mentioned

>>52815120
>id: 3dYOU
oh yea it is

>>52815138
not on my watch

I'm a wagie and have to go to my company's Christmas party soon
Wish me luck lads

>>52815231
sex a coworker and ruin your life

"I can't remember a decision we ever made based on the Fed," Buffett said, stressing he buys shares of companies he likes rather than playing the overall market. However, stocks would be less attractive if the yield on the 10-year U.S. government bond were 5% or 6%. "You would have a whole different valuation standpoint."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8s7pNuiINM

Does PDT rule apply if I am in Europe?

>>52815191
WE ARE GOING.

>>52814850
its so sad that its enough seeing a monkey eating goyslop to trigger the yearning for me.

>>52815433
At least its better than the torture videos

>>52814868
Monke is cuter though

>futures

>>52814878
this never happened lmao

>>52815547
Why do women have to ruin everything?

>>52815547

You're here posting on a stock market general in the afternoon on a Saturday.

In the middle of a bear market.

And you think you can still buy growth stocks.

You ignore value stocks that ELS funds are buying up.

You ignore stocks likes BCC and SCI.

It's fine.

Keep buying semiconductor stocks.

Keep buying tech dogshit.

You don't listen when we talk about the funeral home companies.

You don't listen when we talk about the construction companies.

>>52815576
No, I buy inverse semiconductors

They knew what they were doing in 2008 and they know what they're doing now.
>>52815191
qrd?

>>52814850
i just want spy 500 is it too much to ask

They don't listen to me when I talk about SCI.

They don't like when I talk about how SCI has been using pre-need deposits to invest money into equity and bond securities, giving them a WACC that makes any Graham disciple hard.

They really think that funeral homes are un-investable.

They are morons.

They don't understand that customers pay a massive premium for funeral home services.

They don't get it.

When grandma dies, grandma's family pays a fuck load of money to companies like SCI.
SCI then uses that money (in what is a called a pre-need deposit) to invest into the stock market and bond market.


SCI has really good money managers. They are making a ton of money with their funeral home pre-need trust deposits.

You don't understand. You morons. Are so clueless. About the funeral home. investment. returns.

Investing dead grandma's money. You don't get it. How much alpha this produces.

I'm shorting jeeps

>>52815597
They kicked the can all the way down to the end of the road. It's over.

>>52815619
>>52815619
Why not light a fire inside and wash the clothes in some melted snow? Then dry the clothes over the fire?

>>52815620
imma get a bag, and a divvie girl please this is a good pick. but bcc would be dependent on growth, everyone dies not everyone grows

>>52815674
Fires aren't carbon-neutral.

>>52815680
hey can you please speak english thank you!

>>52815695
>shalom

Bros I’m taking an ice bath to help my trading concentration and it’s very very cold and I’m only half submerged

Boring week for earnings

>>52815767
I do business with some of those companies but I’m too cold to post the apu

>>52815764
Bros I'm doing nofap to hlp my trading conetration and it's very very hard and I'm only half-edging with my balls only barely filled with cummies

>>52815791
I’m doing that too

>>52815799
I, too, am also, doing this as well.

>>52815358
Depends on who regulates the broker. If its FINRA(US regs) thens yes it applies just the same. IBKR, for example, has brokers both in UK & Europe, under different regulators in different regions.

>>52815547
Good evening /smg/ I hate women.

>>52815191
>>52815597
>qrd?

>>52815920
Lol, the real winner is that dude. A lowly mayor of most places have no real "power" in the grand scheme of how the govt works. Unless it's like New York.

Anyone else nervous for next week?

>>52815988
>>52815920
i bet he knew she was a spy but didn't give a shit because there was no other way he was getting laid with that body of his. if he was smart he could probably just tell her some bullshit that didn't really matter so she felt like she had "access" and "influence" but it didn't really make a difference for China. but he got to fuck her.

sounds like a good setup for a porn in all honesty.

>>52815767
Wednesday decides the fate of America

>>52816031
You're legit heading for a stroke. You need to manage that.
>t. EMSfag
But yes, I'm staying out of the market, for the sake of my own blood pressure.

>>52816031
No

>Pre-Futures

>>52815561
the thing you really have to wonder to yourself is: why did she keep letting that dog in her room to do that in front of the camera over and over and over and over again? if it were me, the first time i fucked up and that happened on camera, im either getting rid of the dog or at least keeping it outside my room whenever im streaming. that shit happened so many times in that webm it's insane. how are you not afraid of people finding out and torpedoing your streaming career if people know you fuck dogs when it becomes so obvious after so many repetitions?

>>52816051
>Weber grills
If americans arent grilling anymore then we know its over.

>>52815619
and then she caught hypothermia and died, right?

>>52816096
Goods inflation is key. If the Boomers don't stop grilling, America will burn.

>>52815986
Is this real? How come it doesn’t match the recordings that Google shows?

der barenjude?
no, der barenkrabbe

>futures

When do you usually take profit? +50%? +100%?

>>52815986
Wow, that's some epic dark humor there. Have a (You), on me.

>>52815986
>I'll tell you what you get, we gaan

what was he trying to say? how was that sentence supposed to be finished if he didn't blow up?

>>52816218
Yes, here's the original recording: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14&t=2m51s

I'm so lonely bros. I want a cat very badly.

>>52816322
15

Why didn't he just take the vaccine?

>>52816344
It's Dutch for taking off/leaving. Read the wiki article.
>>52816218
No man, it's a joke read the last 1/3 of the transcript.

>>52816350
Get a kitty fren.

>>52816350
cats are awful. get a dog.

>>52816379
>It's Dutch for taking off/leaving.
oh, neat.

>Read the wiki article.
nah, i don't care that much. i got the jist already.

>Almost a new year
Hows was this year for you anon? What will you learn from it?

>>52816409
I learned that getting proper amounts of vitamin D is important even if you need to get supplements for it. I have also reaffirmed with myself that I will die alone and miserable with full of regrets.

how do we profit from this?

>>52816434
How do I know if I have enough vitamin D, fren?

>>52816452
There will be symptoms so benign that you won't even realize it like not being able to sleep well which turns into exhaustion which turns into lack of appetite and depression. I usually take it twice a week as it seems the most sufficient for me since I don't go outside often.

>futures

https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E

>>52816350
>>52816390
I'm sitting here with someone else's dog friend after getting so drunk and loud last night that I pissed off their neighbors. It's the only thing making me feel good about anything.

>>52816434
GET GOOD JOB HARDEST HERE
LOOSE WEGITH
SHOWE EVERY OTHER DAY
SHAVE
LIFT 3X WEEK
BRUSH TEERH
HAIRCUT
BASIC FASHION ( WHITE T SHIRT ANOD OTHER OVER SHIRT
DARJ HEANS
SMILE
BE SOCIAL DRINKING MIGHT HELP
DRINK YOU FUCKING NER DON'T SMOKE ANY SHIT LIKE A DAG
START MAKKING SHOTS AR GIRKS

BRO IM STUCK IN A FUCKING EBIBLE DISMENSION BUT IT STILL REALLY CAUSE IM WITH MY GF FAGGOT

>>52816505
I do like half of this already but I will save and remember this post to remind me.

>>52816442
RELASE EVIDENCE THAT YOUR YOUR NBEWLY BOUGHT COMPANY IS COMMITTING ILLGEAL ACTIVITY
GET ARRESTED AND PENALIZED FOR IT
BEARISH FOR TWITTER BUT THAT SHIT AINT EVEN TRADING
ALSO FAGGOT i DON'T EVEN THINK THATS INTERFERENCE OF AN ELLECTION

>>52816525
Liffting gets you good body
Haircut good face mewwwing emem unless deformed
now just personally
I would unironally cold approach ugly girls in public just to build up rejection

The hardest part of getting a giurl frid is just making attempt .you ll find the ones trully incaple of getting a gf are the ones that can't hold a relationship

>burry deletes/disables his twitter account
>fucks off for a few days
>comes back to tweet about being cancelled and fantasy books
what's his fucking problem

>>52816376
>Bam is 43
What? I thought he was way older.
>>52816344
"We gaan" is actually a Dutch colloquialism that roughly translates to "never trust a Dutchman.

>>52816442
also they had an fbi agent working for them moderating content the fbi wanted silenced which included tweets about voter fraud. fbi is a criminal, rogue organization.

Getting a girl to like you, be with you, involves you actually having confidence and you not looking like a slob. Sometimes you have to fake it. You acting like it don't mean nothing if she turns you down when in fact it does. You gotta act like you know what the hell your doing if when in reality you don't got a clue. You being a weak noodle will get you nothing. You gotta not take shit but don't be an asshole about the whole deal either.

>>52816606
Isn't he literally developmentally disabled?

>>52816442

short the USA

>>52816606
one hit wonder syndrome. I hope he gets fatter and starts doing heroine

>>52816606
I think he drunktweets. I think most of Twitter is drunk

>>52816620
but most importantly you have to kidnap one and force her to spend time around you

>>52816505
>SHOWE EVERY OTHER DAY

wtf? shower every single day you disgusting smelly piece of shit.

>>52816680
Showering everyday irritates the skin which causes you to smell in the first place. You really want to shower once a week. It's the same when people tell you to not wash your face too much as it produces more oil or to wash your hair too much as it causes too much oil to form.

>>52816680
>>SHOWE EVERY OTHER DAY
bad for hair skin, uf you smell day 2 your mutant and should kys

>>52816665
>I think most of Twitter is drunk

Close.

>>52816690
can i get a source on this that isn't some pseudoscientific hippy shit? sounds like something a vegan told you.

>>52816409
I once again learned that stocks can go down

>>52816719
you know the rule, anon: what goes down, must come up. i learned that from tequila back in my college days.

>>52816695
It's all so clear now.

>>52816728
If CPI is considerably lower, we're gonna rocket aren't we. The bulls will not be contained. They will jump into the crowds, desperate for one more

>>52816695
>make electronic gossip exchange program
>overtaken by small group of women with big egos
Makes sense.

bloodbath this week

>>52816816
Do bears and bull bleed their respective colors or the opposite colors?

>>52816816
Green or red blood?

does the PPI miss signal anything about CPI? I'm retarded but if a bunch of tomaters fucked up the PPI doesn't that mean consumer will be paying more for them

>>52816816
im dumb money and im bullish.

>daily 0DTE options
>most market movement is degen options gambling
Last week was a taste of the golden crab.

>>52816855
It signals that core CPI should be good because it mainly food that was high in PPI

are you guys all MGTOWs?

>>52816848
.white man dies, he's red blood spwews staining the market
Alien dies mosty commonly mexican dies, he blodd spews green staining the merket
killing mexicans is good for the market

>>52816886
oh yeah this is the Fuck the Poor report
i'm too pussy to buy calls on Monday but it is an absolute lock

>>52816680
Fat piece of shit detected

these threads are dead

>>52816848
too much sauce, needs way more cheese and pepperoni

I haven't had anything to eat but beer today.

Is there something I can do now to get a gf? Should I get a gym membership? There is one about 2 blocks away from my apartment.

I'm going to long Dollar General stocks, heard that its been doing really well like Campbell lately

Just FYI I've been running ChatGPT on this general for almost a month now.

>>52815791
>>52815799
you trade better after nutting due to post nut clarity helping you think
try jacking off (no porn) 30 minutes before open and you'll trade so much better

>>52817257
make the thread go faster

>>52816442
That south ameircan nigger is trying to destroy our political powers from within. Within 1 year he'll have us all working on his emerald mines

>>52817218
based Iceland

>>52814883
I am 100% all in DOLE. I'll be fine.

>>52816031

I recommend going to see a doctor quickly.

Very least:

>No smoking - drinking - drugs
>Drink water
>No caffeine
>Eat vegetables
>Nothing to drink except water

Your diet is probably awful. Good luck fren.

WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT ON A LITTLE MAKEUP

>>52815547
she has to be ovulating when the dog does that no?

>>52816886
>PPI shows
>Energy cost decreasing by 3.3%
>Foods pumping 3.3%
>Transportation and warehousing faltering by 1%
shit ain't good holmes, food has been leading in the CPI

>>52817319
>supporting big banana

>>52817218
burger one is better

I accidentally bought FANG (Diamondback Energy) instead of the FAANG that Jim Cramer was talking about on Mad Money, how do I get a refund on RobinHood? Customer support is saying that its my fault.

>>52817398
Shit, they supporting me with these divvies.

>>52817424
bring a gun and ask more sternly

Had a cute uber driver today. She has candy canes and played christmas music

>>52814878
You didn't ask out a cute girl at the gym, this is a fantasy you played out in your head

>>52817483
proof?

What's the movie going to be tonight?

>>52817442

even if it was all for show, that is still nice. at least it lowers stress and blood pressure etc etc.

>>52817487
She posted a tictoc of you staring at her ass, calling you a creep

>>52814878

well if you are going to ask out a hot 20 something year old girl, you will likely need to be

>very good looking
>or 6 feet plus
>or have lots of money
>or have an extremely charming personality

you have to be exceptional in at least one area if you want to get a real hottie in today's age.

>>52816816
cpi will come in cool and bobo will be heemed once again. the put to call ratio is at 2.23 for Tuesday when CPI comes out, everytime people were certain of a direction this year, we have a clown world reversal

i will be extremely obnoxious on tuesday and weds when we get cpi and 50 bps

>>52816778
how prevalent is alcoholism in the soccer mom/business wife/trophy wife circles?

>>52817579
That’s already expected, market rallies almost every time Powell speaks and then we crash to new lows soon after. Easy money.

>>52816505
>BRO IM STUCK IN A FUCKING EBIBLE DISMENSION BUT IT STILL REALLY CAUSE IM WITH MY GF FAGGOT
gonk move choom

>>52816376
Fake and gay. He's not dead. At least not yet.

>>52817579
>the put to call ratio is at 2.23
is that your guess or is at that right now? why would people be heavy shorting this coming week?

>>52817648
https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/$SPX/put-call-ratios
CPI comes out on Tuesday, so that ratio is for tuesday, then its the Fed meeting on Wednesday

>>52816617
He just looks old af because he can't get his shit together. I'm so tired of hearing about bam.
>wahhhh my friend died a decade ago. Better neglect my family and just drink and do drugs until I die.
You lost a friend, not your fucking child. Grow up

slow
downward
crab
this has happened since Jan, this is happening right now and will continue to happen for months to come

>>52817707
otherwise known as a bear market.

Prob gonna bag more VZ on monday. Between that and the 3 divvy payouts I'm still gonna get this month I'll have hit 800 in divvy total. Which isn't much now. But let all that reinvest for 25+ years. Then that little amount turns into a much bigger pile. The rub is buying more monday puts my monthly budget right at the limit. But If I want to hit my divvy target I gotta bag now, while the cheap sale is on and it's still 2022. I'm at the age where time starts to work against you. So you know I gotta bag as much as I can while the clock is still on my side. (Turns 40 in uh 4 weeks. Sucks ass I know)

Third time asking. If I don’t get an answer I’m going to get angry. Should I invest my down payment? It’s going to sit for a year

>>52817603
I imagine very.

whats the best paper trader/market simulator to practice option trading?

>>52817848
A spreadsheet.

>>52817837
Post your portfolio's returns over the past 1-3 years. Or at least your active trade history for whatever portion of your money you *have* been investing.

Otherwise just buy 12 month T-bills and call it good.

>>52817851
>open excel
>puts/calls dont appear
ok

>>52817837
>1pbtid
>third time asking
Low effort, if you don't ask 3 times in one thread it doesn't count.

>>52817867
You are perfectly capable of using a keyboard.

>>52817876
yea thats why i used it to ask the question retard

>>52817852
I’d put it all in BRK.B

if the market doesnt pump on lower CPI it doesnt care about inflation anymore and we are at the beginning of the great depression 2

>>52817823
If you want divys why dont you just buy the bonds themselves?

>>52816031
Im high as fuck right now but
>practical nurse
>see this pic
>half flash back to when some guy had a blood pressure like this and was having an aneruerysm
Good luck anon, probably a >30 BMI fatty faggot

>>52817416
kek what the fuck is it with liberal women and their obsession with calling everyone a narcissist

Line only goes down.

>>52817424
No refunds.

>>52817938
One of my former employees had a blood pressure like this constantly. I just heard the other day he had a massive heart attack. Definitely sad to hear.

>>52817837
do what i did after I made 100k selling my house and gamble it all on SOXL/SOXS as overleveraged as possible on every CPI/PPI/FOMC release. It's been a wild ride and I'm down 80k but I'm staging a comeback

>>52817958
Damn,sam looks cool here

>>52817975
me on the top
how do i turn into the bottom one

>>52817852
>>52817892
yeah I'd go with t-bills if you're set on a house, you can put 10k in an I bond too

>>52817983
Better diet
Fasting
Exercise
Semen retention
Peptides(optional)

>>52816093
She's an ethot, she's probably only famous because everyone knows she takes the knot

>>52817910
We're not gonna get a low CPI anyways.

>>52818032
>ethot
More like eknot

>>52817579
He didn't check the delta

I WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING SCIFI

>>52817707
Sometime I wonder if there will be one more massive face melting rally to ATHs before a cataclysmic market shattering crash into global economic depression. By this method all the bears and all the bulls are killed, and only true professional investors reclaim the market.

>>52818119
watch dune (2021)

>>52817938
What do the numbers mean? I'm a CS major so please explain like I don't know what a human's insides are like.

>>52818130
the meltup happened last year, you have to realize how insane some of those growth multiples and valuation were

>>52818119
Pandorum (2009)

>>52818119
watch chronicls of riddick

>>52818148
>jason momoa

>>52818119
Oh also if you've never seen it find From Beyond (1986)

movie night when?

>>52818198
Two weeks

14 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Uncut Gems (2019) since I have lost hope in my polish film ever working and we need something equivalently talmudic~

>>52818198
I bet it's something artsy again.

>>52818216

>>52818228
And yes, I did have to count the letters on my fingers.

>>52818119
Not to get all weeb but this shit was bussin fr fr og.

>>52816690
Ur a fagot. Showers are peak comfy, I'd shower twice a day if I had the time

Movie nigh movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Uncut Gems (2019)

>>52818152
their heart and arteries are about to explode
their cardiovascular system is doing a process fork bomb unix-style with no survivors

>>52818034
why not? i just paid 2.99 for gas. of course cpi will be lower

>>52818287
>unix
By "CS major" I meant "brogrammer", not "virgin".

>ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK >ACK

>>52818444
Checked but for what purpose?

>>52817848
I have mostly been using Robinhood because it's easy af for that (just go to the put/call you would like to sim, expand it, add to watchlist, it will update in realtime as if you'd bought it), but am starting to use thinkorswim some in order to just learn it in general because it's what I plan to use for essentially everything when I start doing live trades.

>>52817848
think or swim

>>52818370
sound pretty dyel
only blue haired faggots don't unix

Oil bois…. Not like this….

>>52818552
it's okay, hanging out with natgas bros for a while. seems to be coming back up

>>52818552

>>52814878
Grew up thinking I was 6'0. Just measured myself today and I'm 5'10 if I'm generously rounding up. Feels bad man.

>>52818576

>>52814850
I just ate the first pic of this thread for dinner. followed by the last pic above my post for dessert.

>>52818608
just wear shoes with a 2inch platform people wont notice

so this is what goes on while the rest of smg watches gay german porn on their discord

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>52818643
Women will only fall for that if you are a cowboy wearing boots. I'm sure lots of women will notice if you try that bullshit with sneakers

>>52817257
I could tell, it barely feels like any humans post on this site anymore

>>52818526
I don't dye my hair, I'm a natural dirty blonde prettyboy(straight). That's probably why I only make 17/hr.

>>52818598
>>52818609
>>52818613
>>52818639
AI image generation is looking pretty uncanny these days.

>>52818598
>>52818609
>>52818639
Jannies will clean this up, they will do it FOR FREE!

SOXL to 8.30.
I told you.
You didn't listen.

wtf???? JANNIE!!!!!!

>>52818825
It will go to sub 7

>>52818805

>>52814868
what breed of cat is that?

Anons, I think this might be why banks are trying to push for CBDCs as fast as possible. This shit could make the 1929 crash look like nothing by comparison.

https://investorplace.com/2022/12/finra-halts-trading-in-meta-materials-mmtlp-stock-ahead-of-spinoff/

https://youtu.be/C_a9F3Cu28U

https://youtu.be/fLGMxH9KFa8

>>52818882
Means nothing, they've been cooking their books like this since forever. The only thing that will happen is these swaps cool because of interest rates.

Nothingburger.

>>52818576
Good shit. I’ve been buying into ET

good movie

>>52818825
>>52818844
after it goes to 15 this week

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfcV05bsdc

I'm a bear, but even I don't want the great depression that we're about to experience.

>>52819216
you wished for it
now we both burn

>>52819216
Youre supposed to making money and spending it on tangible things like guns, food, hookers and land. Get yourself a Quarter Pounder every once in a while too.

>>52819193
you inhabit a weird place on youtubes
https://youtu.be/9P16xvwMQ5A

how can these stonks have such high p/e ratios shit does not make senese

What's the plan for this week options bros? I'm trying my hand at a straddle to gain from CPI and fomc

>>52819302
because a stock price is earnings X how much you pay for them. if a company makes no money, or makes less, P/E ratios go infinitely high. this happened during 2008

>>52819318
so what do u do buy put leaps on these hoes this hoe has 1800 god damn pe ratio what the fuck ackkk

>>52819343
but heres the thing, if they make 0 money, and then tomorrow start making some amount of money, the PE will go down and it wont look so overvalued.

>>52819343
>>52819446
also there's a lot of accounting trickery that can go into a company's reported earnings and books in general
so not the guaranteed play that it seems to be

>>52819464
yea thanks seems confusing desu

>>52819056
last time I heard that was back in late 2000's. so I kinda doubt that this time.

>>52819216
Well too bad, its gonna happen if the banks keep fucking up with the off balance bullshit

>>52819623
>it's le 2008!!!!
Seething.

>>52819623
yer really breaking my balls here schizo
slow downward crab is the best i can do for you
take it or leave it

Anyone else thinking of copying burry and buying private prison stocks? These seem really hard to evaluate.

QUIK REMINDA THAT AINT NO NIGGAS ALLOWED ON /SMG/ OR NO NOTHIN

>>52819759
Nothing wrong with blacks, they provide us with supple black college teens. Easy pump and dumps.

good morning sirs dont forget to buy bayhorse

>>52816093
>how are you not afraid of people finding out and torpedoing your streaming career if people know you fuck dogs when it becomes so obvious after so many repetitions?
the awnser is simple; there is no such thing as bad publicity

>>52819768
>supple black college teens
gross

>>52819768
>supple black college teens
>endorsing beastiality
disgusting.

It turns out that JEPI outgains SPY in a crab market

>>52820005
nice pointy sticks bro

monday will be red, but tuesday and wednesday will be blood green.

>>52814850
Is anyone long in liquor? DEO or BF?

>>52820166

/smg/ has been unusually slow today, even by weekend /smg/ standards. Bullish or bearish? (I'm thinking bearish.)

>>52815255
I have a certain level of respect for WB & CM, they are certainly brilliant value investors. But another thing to keep in mind is they invested in the Golden age of the U.S, it was not tooo hard to invest in any reasonable stock and not make lots of money over a 40/50 year time horizon. Remember WB was pretty late to AAPL.

>>52820259
crabbish

>>52820259
everyones capitulated
only those will make it have lasted

>>52815358
I would assume so. Do you have cash or margin account? In the US, If you have a cash account, PDT doesn’t apply and you can say trade as much as you want even if you have less than $25,000 or Euro equivalent.

>>52820259
>>52820259
It is 4:30am here in Texas. Most folks are snoozing.

>>52815576
Sir, this is a casino.

>>52816322
If it’s good enough to screen shot it’s good enough to sell.

>>52816754
If PPI was higher than expected, why would CPI be lower? Also rates are already baked in. The current uncertainty and fear is a sustained and deep recession which is reflecting on futes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HEOeT-YG0A

>>52820342
Huh? I thought this is a gaybar

>>52820326
unironically this but in 4 months. I'll be baking the threads and then spam them to 300 posts all by myself.

>>52820259
All the yuropoors are huddling around burning barrels, trying desperately to curb conserve power
So we’re stuck with amerifats who are only now starting to wake up for their morning McDonald’s

good everning sers i want to bet that meta will go below 90. how do?

>>52820259
>/smg/ has been unusually slow today, even by weekend /smg/ standards. Bullish or bearish? (I'm thinking bearish.)
world cup is going on; people are watching that and hanging out on /sp/

in other news - how come we didn't get a john rocker video this weekend?

Who's ready for crabbing next week?

https://youtu.be/6RXNzSbCZ5U

Can't help but feel that the global stock market will still be shit for years

what do y'all say about meta? looks like a pretty hard downfall. is there any reason it would go up?

Kinda a meh day. Not gonna do much other than hit WMT and maybe MCD's for breakfast this morning. (Wife said we needed more wrapping paper for the christmas gifts)

Been a slow 12 months

>>52815191
WE GAAN

when is the collapse? im not ready yet i dont have nearly enough gold or gun and my account is a joke. i need at least a year to be in the position to lose everything

>>52817268
>before long you'll be stroking it thinking about money
Based and wolfy-pilled

>>52818160
>>52818163
I can vouch for these >>52818119

Good morning smiggers. Hail Odin.
>>52818060
Underrated
>>52819768
Kys

>>52821236
there wont be a collapse its bull crab next week

just imagine if CPI comes in hot..
the absolute shitstorm it would unleash, 1 day before Fed decision - no time for the market to process CPI and price in future Fed decision(s) & timeline
or do we rally off of it, so that we can rally into the end of the year, and then we dump on Q4 earnings misses Jan/Feb
I will be largely cash until the CPI - doesn't make sense to gamble

Hs on the indexes. I expect dia to retest 200 daily ma. Then we get a golden cross. Eat shit bears. We retest ath, but then muh recession hits and we retest lows. That’s when you go “all in max leverage max debt and sell the trans wife and trans kids” into tqqq. Worst case scenario: trans wife and trans kids are sold into bbc slavery, but no one cares.

>>52821785
Also mention it’s like 2014-2016. Fed somehow manages soft landing.

>>52819683
Hello steroid seller, I'm going into movie production and I want your strongest steroids

Anyone else here looking at microcaps?

>>52816816
>and how this will help us sell more stock?

>>52817416
>Pennsylvania
Stop foreign aid to Israel

>>52821885
sifting through microcap businesses requires a modicum of effort, so no

>>52821785
How often has the market hit ath in the face of increasing rates and quantitative tightening
>this time is different

>>52821940

>>52821885
Boglehead here. Microcaps have historically outperformed small, like small outperforms medium, and like medium outperforms large. But these are micro for a reason they are fucking small volatile little shits.

You know how BBBY shit the bed until now its barely $3 a share? It's now officially a micro cap
>Companies with a market capitalization of less than $250 or $300 million
You're barely above the penny stock trades of nano.

If you truly want to I would just trade an etf. IWC is the best one. Lowest expense ratio for 1700 and has given 9.1% annually despite the downturn

>>52822132
Also new research has shown that the size factor alpha risk can be mostly explained by the value factor.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErHwq4M6pg
You're better off long term just holding a small cap that is pure value

>>52821834
you can't handle my strongest steroids
begone

>>52822132
Waiting for the big leg down. There is no more easy debt companies can take on. Each month more and more companies have to start paying 3-6% more on their extremely sizable debts as they issue bonds.

New thread for (you)
>>52817842
>>52817842
>>52817842

>>52822367
It's the weekend! BHENCHOD THREAD!

Happy Sunday /smg/. Don't forget to go to Church.

>>52822367
He asked for no GME nonsense.

>>52822367
cool rabbit

Did tranny janny ban all /smg/gers?

>>52822661
pretty much

Sorry, I turned off my ChatGPT bot, that's why /smg/ has been so slow

New

>>52822770
>>52822770

>>52820332
>and you can say trade as much as you want
Until you run out of settled cash. The closest thing you can do on a cash account is daytrade 0 dte options because the cost is low and options settle the next day. So if you buy a call and sell a call on Monday, the cash will be ready Tuesday. Preferably something very liquid like SPY.

>>52822661
nah, just those that don't appreciate true moe