/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52802392
Maybe in china

>>52802392
The other end plugs directly into the anus. The world will never know!

>>52802392
Hahahaha what faggotry is this?????

>>52802392
If it wasnt worn by soi cucks, it would look like cool cyber punk gear.

>>52802392
they should release a DC comics collab bane mask replica, I would wear that. this one doesnt look cool

>>52802450
it has to do the voice too obviously or its no dice

Welcome to the year of Our Lord 2000 + 22, in wich humans wear ze muzzle and are happy while pitbulls roam the streets freely murdering kids

>>52802441
Wagie#tJ1qh0nk, using such language is against our diversity and inclusion policy

Please meet me at my office 15.00 today to partake in the woke language module for the second time

Best Regards,

Laqueesha Oneiloogawooga

>>52802392
>>52802450
>>52802463
NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE AIR PURIFYING HEADSET

>>52802392
Bizonacci predicted this

>TFW it's real https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/30/dyson-launches-zone-air-purifying-bluetooth-headphones-with-visor

>>52802392
kek

>>52802392
If it means I don't have to smell whatever Linda is cooking in the microwave, it might be a useful invention.

>>52802392
First thing, the tranny fatty fappy rabbi crappy jabby groomy farty glowy banny niggy faggy trappy lefty shitty janny on biz must go

Finally i can scream "nigger" or "useless fucking cunt" as much as i want during work

Eyes up, wagie.

>>52802923
Ching chong! Ping pong ding dong!

>>52802392
kek i hate the future

>>52802392
Does it have a bug dispenser?

>>52802392
Darth Malak?

>>52802535

>>52802472
>Welcome to the year of Our Lord 2000 + 22, in wich humans wear ze muzzle and are happy while pitbulls roam the streets freely murdering kids

niggers are killing more than dogs are, you know.

>>52802392
yes.... an air purifying mask that doesn't cover the nose. gj

>>52803793
They want mouth breathers.
Scientific fact that people who breath through their mouth are weak and have a weak jawline.

A wearable air purifier is a small device that you can wear on your body, such as a necklace or a bracelet. These devices are designed to purify the air around you, removing pollutants and other harmful substances from the air you breathe. This can provide a number of benefits, including:

Improved air quality: By removing pollutants and other harmful substances from the air, a wearable air purifier can help improve the overall air quality in your immediate surroundings. This can be particularly useful if you live in an area with poor air quality, or if you are in an enclosed space with poor ventilation.

Better respiratory health: By removing harmful substances from the air you breathe, a wearable air purifier can help improve your respiratory health. This can be especially beneficial for people who suffer from allergies, asthma, or other respiratory conditions.

Convenience and portability: Because they are small and portable, wearable air purifiers can be worn anywhere, making them a convenient way to improve the air quality around you. This can be especially useful if you are travelling, or if you spend a lot of time in crowded or poorly-ventilated spaces.

Stylish and discreet: Many wearable air purifiers are designed to be discreet and stylish, so you can wear them without drawing attention to yourself. This makes them a more attractive option than larger, bulkier air purifiers that can be unsightly or obtrusive.

Overall, a wearable air purifier can provide a number of benefits, including improved air quality, better respiratory health, and convenience and portability. These devices can be a useful addition to anyone's daily routine, particularly if you are concerned about the air quality around you.

Would look cool as part of a half man, half robot costume

I would buy one, keep it around my neck and only put it on when I get within 6 feet of any shitskin non-white
The seethe would be glorious

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>>52802392
if I pull that off will you die?

>>52802432
holy based

>>52802923
this, and jesus fucking christ we live in hell
wake me up WAKE ME UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

>>52802392
Imagine the smell.