/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52796264
Gib me some stocks that have ACTUALLY done well in the last year

>>52796264

Weaver seen the lows for the year 100%.


You can bet your life savings we are going higher

>>52796272
Any energy company

>>52796295
I feel much better now. Red day tomorrow confirmed. I was getting nervous, thanks fren

Fomo into $XOM tomorrow?

What's the /smg/ consensus on PPI so I can do the opposite?

>>52796307
On good ppi data. Dream on. Dxy is below support

>>52796295
>Only 3 weeks left in the year
T-thanks market makers.

I just started DCAing into JEPI this week, in a taxable account (with the goal of 80% VTI 20% JEPI), am I retarded? I'm also making it 5% of my ROTH portfolio.

>>52796264
WMT has a fucking PE of 45! All these retarded fucking """safe value stocks""" need to fucking die already. I HATE THEM.

>>52796336
PUMP MY WMT BAGS

>>52796331
They think it's gonna pooomp cause we pooomped today and futes really green, so we prolly doomp some an hour before bell from report, then the other report I think is 15 mins after open. Who knows. I personally think we will stay in the same range til the fireworks next week so I'm closing my bearish crab spreads Friday before close or for sure monday

>>52796308

So much money going risk off.. the bonds.. look at the bonds..

Look at the long dated bonds vs the 3 month.. no one is buying the 3 month they want 5/10/30 yr bonds... why would they be moving billions of dollars into risk off assets..

>>52796336
might want to uhhh not dox yourself there anon

Little late for that isnt it? Data comes out in the morning.

>>52796336
c-c-c-can i come over for some beer and tendies

>>52796336
Is it better to buy dividend etf through a roth ira or a regular brokerage?

>>52796368
OH fuck! How do I delete it?

>>52796352
>>52796349
>tfw 70 shares of WMT through work
I'd be happy if the stock ate a dick in time for post-holiday pay in a new calendar year, happy to accumulate. It's almost doubled in the last 5 years and I'll be writing calls out soon

>>52796336
What kind of pizza do you like?

>>52796336
I thought Wyoming was just a road runner cartoon meme and didn't really exist, or at least not with people that actually live there

>>52796381
well either you or the jannies figured it out apparently

>>52796397
as long as you're not dirt poor it's pretty nice actually.

Hey guys, just bought a new home. What kind of reverse mortgage do you think I can get for it?

>>52796381
ZOOM ENHANCE

>some anon doxxed himself 10 posts in
Off to a good start guys

>>52796336
>>52796381
What compells somebody to make their house creme green or whatever that is

>>52796397
No one actually lives here. State population of 0.5M. Population density of less than 6 people per square mile.

>>52796331
Seems like an even split right now

>Boomers accidentally doxxing themselves because of how excited they are about their "future gains"
Unbelievably bearish signal.

>>52796415
Sell signal if I've ever seen one

>Wyoming
It's a sign.

>>52796412
Looks cozy. I would totally smoke weed on that porch and drink 15 beers and think about how gay city fags are for paying 3,000/month for a studio apartment

>>52796425
This will be the best post in this thread, no need to continue posting from here kek

>>52796422
I think it was the era the siding was produced. I'm guessing early 80s

If you look into the fire, The Lord of Light will show you that SOXL will end the day at 15.39 tommorow.

What in tarnation are you guys doing?

>>52796331
Some people are literally saying its going to flash crash tomorrow to 380. Others are expecting a pump.

>>52796458
Shopping for pizza in wyoming

Why shouldn't I go all in XOM calls tomorrow?

>>52796458
sending anonymous gifts to neighbors far away

>previous post deleted
Is our boy Marcus now a consumer of hot pockets?
>>52796295
>bullish signals over the past two decades went from "economic growth will continue just zoom out" to "LE SHORT SQUEEZE" and "LE GAMMA SQUEEZE" and "LE PIVOT" memes
Oof

>>52796412

Imagine actually living in that


At least it was probably only like 50k to buy.

>>52796455
I can only coom so much.

>>52796424
Sounds kinda nice

>>52796458
Jerome. They are buying the bonds. Do they finally understand we are fucked? Jerome look at the 10 year.. they keep buying the 10 year Jerome

>>52796458
We like to have fun here

>>52796465
Don't equity markets usually shit hard as soon as interest rates and bond yields cool off?

>>52796485
Does all this bond buying result in the curve uninverting?

>mfw i bought $2k worth of TSLA calls on monday

>>52796476
God damnit forgot to attach a pic. I remember he was buying memestocks in 2021.
>>52796272
Energy and industrials. And this is only when there has been a little bit of concern that throwing money into bottomless tech money pits might not be the BEST idea anymore.

>>52796497
From what Ive read here the market does its final dump when the fed says they arent going to raise anymore. Better not be on the wrong side of long soon. I imagine there will be a bull trap though.

test

>>52796498
Yes... and then we crash. I'm buying more 2023 upro puts tomorrow... the bond buying the last two weeks has been insane

>>52796355
kpop faggot exposed the inverse trading method. So now it's not longer effective nor does it work. It just causes more confusion and harder to trade. He did it on propose so fuck with retail traders.

Rocker? Are you the Janny that cleaned all that up for me? I really appreciate it.

>>52796477
Leave Brian alone, damn. It's not that bad. Some people live in crammed building in some shit hole city with only a 4 foot balcony and no yard

>>52796514
Ohhh boy.

>>52796498
If you don't buy the bond curve won't normalize and crab continues

>>52796331
kpop anon exposed the inverse trading method to fuck with retail traders. It's now no longer effect nor does it work because everyone is just inversing each other causing mass confusion.

>>52796522
Imagine not loving the hustle and bustle

>>52796543
I'm inversing a person in this thread

>>52796498
Depends what bonds are being bought.

>>52796531
So I alone can stave off the crash by not buying bonds... The fat of the market is in my portfolio. The chosen portfolio. Its all up to me then, Ill either crab the market or crash the market.

>230k for a tiny green paper house
Do americans really

>>52796531
The bond curve normalizing means liquidity is going risk off.. it means they would rather get 3.5% for 10 years than be in the market. The pivoot narrative is dead and they are going to use retail as exit liquidity and ride bonds for the next decade of crabbing and dumping

>>52796557
10y/20y/30y apparently.

>>52796553
So youre buying SOXL?

>>52796549
It's fun for awhile, but gets old

word to the frens: futures mean precisely PENIS unless they are +/- 3% or more.

It's ok anon I like your puke house

>>52796567
So in other words, if the bond yield is high, the cost of the bond is low because there are no takers, and as more people buy it, the price goes up, thus making the yield drop?
Aren't people already risk off? Why would they rise in the first place?

>>52796584
oil went up like 4.5% this morning and it still meant absolute dick

>>52796584
Come back at the close tomorrow and say that after the S&P up 5%.

>>52796469
You like having more money than you do right now.

>>52796591
No one was buying the long dated bonds it's why the yields kept pumping. They were waiting for rate hikes and shorting bonds all year playing a game of chicken with the fed. Maybe they really believed in a pivot or were trying to force one.. maybe they were just trying to jew as many pennies as they could.. who knows.. maybe they thought "this time would be different"

All I objectively know is true is there has been a massive flight of hundreds of billions of dollars into bonds in the last month

Notice the 3 month.. +0.30%.. no one wants to buy the 3 month... the crash will be before March I guarantee

tell hong kong to stop dumping on my bilisisters and to pump them so we can dump on them like 30 minutes into the trading day tomorrow

>>52796567
Could also be normalized by aggressive short term bonds buying. 1mo yield and 30y nearly normalized. Buy more 6mo and 2y

I would gladly pay you a crab today for two crabs tomorrow.

I hate when I miss out on a good fill buying options because I'm being cheap and greedy and trying to get a penny or two cheaper price, and miss the bottom and then the shit I was so close to buying just moons leaving me in the dust. That's what I get for trying to Jew the Jew. Dammit they're rubbing off on me AAAA

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-v6JeolLzw

>>52796569
If so then just further reasoning for yield inverting

This PPI is one of few of the year that is before CPI. So the real fun is tomorrow and the FOMC.

really makes me think

>>52796672
Even the bible said in the end times everything will be inverted

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>>52796708
SHUT UP

Did this cunt leak the PPI early?

>>52796721
Ouch you fucker that hurt, no bully mumu

>futures

fuck florida for not having sports gambling there's chink tennis i could be betting on right now
i also saw a little mexican kid in a full winter jacket at publix even though its only 69 outside
i got a good fill on my 1dte BILI calls so as long as the entire market doesn't crash i will be enjoying my charts on walt's wifi

>>52796725
You have to consider everything she says has malicious intent

>>52796725
What the fuck is her problem?

>>52796751
this
>futures pump hard prior to some catalyst event
>retail fomos at the top
>catalyst event is bad
this has happened literally like 3 dozen times this year

notice how the powell speech and qna was preceded by a dump then pumped

My SOXL average is 30, how much longer am I going to be sad?

Also even though I hate VR stuff, I think Meta and all that shit is going to explode soonish. When to buy in? All this last year?

>>52796725
The last time I saw Yellen on MSM she was on CNN saying the same thing

>don't be afraid
>we will not lose the last two years of market gains
>everything is kosher goyim

Literally right before we tanked go 3500

>>52796649
Yes if you are short today was your chance to cover. We will be exploding higher tomorrow and blasting through that trend line people love to post here. SPY will never again trade under 400 after tomorrow.

>>52796771
uhhh i think you are losing A LOT to etf decay with how volatile its been. gonna have to be a major bullrun to get soxl back to 30. that i dont see happening anytime soon.

>>52796775
When have I heard that before?

Something definitely fucking leaked.. and it's not good. Bonds are getting giga slurped the yields keep tanking hard

>futures

>>52796791
Lol muh decay, jesus fucking christ. Did you see how SOXL pulled a 100%+ last month?

>>52796775
Good thing I picked up some 420.69 calls.

>>52796791
It will get back to 30ish after the reverse split coming around march

>>52796811
Cool it just needs to pull a 400% to get back to some peoples cost basis

Come on Powell whip out another fat hike this December or first of January so I can go on a bagging spree after 1-9-2023.

>>52796811
but it was still a long ways from 30. kek baggie

>>52796826
>SOXL won't pull a 400% move to the upside just to fuck your bear butthole raw
Lmao newfag

>>52796838
You really should have averaged down when it was $6... your cope is pretty cringe man. It's more likely SOXL pulls a FNGU and has to 10x reverse split to stay above $1/share. So much chop loss.. the underlying could all hit ATH and SOXL still wouldn't be anywhere near its ath

>>52796333

>>52796272
CTVA

>>52796567
>>52796620
B00kmarked

if it flash crashes tomorrow that would be the most dastardly trick theyve ever pulled on retail.

I'm starting to think the big players pay shills to drum up exit liquidity

>>52796887
damn it
knew i shouldve bought puts at close

Just did a reading for Hasbro (ticker: HAS) and

>Querant: Ace of Cups - Heart, joy, abundance, nourishment
>Present: Ace of Swords - Excessive degree in everything, triumph of force
>Future challenge: Knight of Wands - Departure, absence or flight, emigration
>Context: The High Priestess - Secrets, mysteries, the future unrevealed
>Solution: Knight of Pentacles (rev) - Inertia, idleness, repose, stagnation

I interpret the Ace of Cups as "joy", eg Hasbro is a gaming company. Right now they are overproducing Magic cards and overdoing it. This will lead to a departure of players and stores from the game, or movement to other card games. The exact trigger for this is unknown (High Priestess). The solution is "idleness" eg, scaling back their print runs and being less aggressive.

>>52796333
>good ppi data
lmao

>>52796899
They 100% paid people to shill the pivot narrative that was absolute horseshit built on nothing but hopium that directly contradicted everything the fed said

They 100% paid people to shill "inflation is cooling" even though it's not and the last two CPIs were 0.4% increase

Jerome Powell blatantly says inflation isn't cooling, we failed to tame inflation, rate hikes will persist and be higher for longer than expected and the media runs Santa rally/pivot stories.

I think they try one more Jewish scam pump on "bad news is good news" but this whole rally from 350 was built on bullshit and cope/people trying to front run the bottom. Another Jackson Hole day will come soon

>>52796922
Is the secondary market really driving a significant amount of HAS business?

>>52796943
Well, no, but they managed to collectively piss off every segment of their playerbase with the Magic 30th product and aggressively shilling it and advertising it (fake/overpriced Ebay bids, etc). I think they're trying to trick shareholders and win their confidence, but there's also the potential that between this and different macro conditions, their next 2-3 ERs won't look very good (due to less revenue from pissing off their players). Remember that Magic accounts for 30% of their profitability

>futures

>>52796935
Lmao yeah bobo it's all just a conspiracy. Faggot.

>>52796922
"If any turn after such as work with spirits, and after soothsayers to go a whoring after them, then will I set my face against that person, and will cut him off from among his people."

>>52796943
35% of Hasboros income is magic the gathering and their ceo on the last earnings call said he said he "joked at cocktail parties about not knowing anything about the game". The game is dieing and they are trying to jew as many shekels as they can on the deathbed by reprinting cards they said they would never reprint and doing all kinds of sus Jewish shit that had raged the autistic player base

Shit company. I would say buy puts but they are already so hated/heemed it's kinda late

>>52796971
>If any turn after such as work with spirits
Do priests not commune with the Holy Spirit?

>>52796809
that wagie whale in the blue pants got some nice wide hips

>>52796971
>>52796971
Amen

two word.

>SANTA RALLY

>>52796971
Damn, can we just forget about Leviticus? Or at least leave it out of /biz/? I know you think that I will burn in hell already.

Im gonna pray for my stocks like basketball players pray to God the most powerful to help them win their bouncey ball game.

Most Powerful God, Creator of the Universe, Eternal Omnipotent One, Blessing Of Life, I pray to you that you make my stocks green. Use all your power capable of diverting wars, healing the sick, and making life to give me like 10% on my stocks tomorrow thats all I ask. Amen.

>>52796969
Conspiracy isn't the right word glownigger. Operation mockingbird has been public knowledge/declassified for decades. Media is literally glow nigger shills. Everything you are told is propaganda.

Did you get your 5th booster yet faggot?

>>52796993
Santa Rally followed by New Year blowout. It's gonna be kino.

>>52797003
You need to sacrifice at least one foreskin for that prayer to work.
We are at the mercy of the crab tomorrow.

Any important announcements or numbers coming out tomorrow?

>>52797028
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar?month=dec.2022

>>52796971
An actual djinn of Islamic lore told me about GME, PLUG, and NET almost exactly 1 year before each one 10x. I didn't listen out of religious superstition and fear of "hell", but the next time I'm fucking doing it.

>>52797018
My God is more powerful than your G*d Goldberg. Our bodies are made in his image so he abhors any mutilation to it.

>>52796973
Fuck them and good riddance. Sold dnd out to a bunch of Amazon cock sucking critical role whores.

>>52796922
>the rise of magic, people adore the game and it grows
>magic is acquired by hasbro, and now has profit goals to meet which means more more more of everything. it works because when you're running hot it's hard to make it go wrong short term
>the addition of chase cards which the original creators said would never happen unless they ran out of ideas. banning of old cards for political reasons and other choices out of the spirit of the game
>the reserved list is going to be removed (you are here)
>the stagnation and eventual decline of the game

>>52797057
In their "fireside chat" (eg curated shareholder Q&A with prewritten easy questions) they mentioned wanting to monetize D&D more. Not sure how but they'll do it

>>52797057
He mentioned dnd in the earnings call and said "they have failed to do a good enough job monetizing it" and that they plan to fuck that up too.. oh yeah and another transformers movie or some shit.. I dunno the guy seemed like the biggest faggot on the planet that just turns everything to shit for a quick paycheck with no longterm goals other than "fuck you got mine". Typical boomer shit

>>52797077
To be fair, corporate America is biased to reward short-term gains for performance. A lot of people in these roles are there for 3, 5, 7 years at most, and do as much damage as possible in pursuit of short-term gains to look good, collect their bonuses, and move on. It's a tired song and dance.

>>52797036
My djinn has me on WEAT calls and YANG puts

>>52796620
>Maybe they really believed in a pivot or were trying to force one.. maybe they were just trying to jew as many pennies as they could.. who knows.. maybe they thought "this time would be different"
Midwit bobo overthinking it. It's as simple as they avoiding interest rate risk. There is no point in rushing into bonds when your "risk off" investment gets destroyed by the most aggressive pace of rate hikes in history. If you notice, the recent bond yield peak coincided with the October bottom in the S&P and that's because they both happened for the same reasons, the Fed telegraphing a slower pace of rate hikes starting in December and MoM inflation coming in below expectations. Short-term bonds are still not attractive while fed is raising rates but long-term is looking attractive even with yields well below what the fed's terminal rate is likely to be. So you're right it's a risk-off environment but it also signals a normalization of the market where bonds are recovering in preparation for a downturn, instead of everything being unwound at the same time all year long. Bullish!

Here's the bottom line, long-term bonds being bought up by the boatload is nothing new. Yields were low pre-pandemic and the pandemic sent them even lower and even though they cooled off a bit last year they never really crashed to previous levels. So long-term bonds were the most obvious short this year and now it's the most obvious long in the market but that won't prevent the S&P from recovering, because of the other factor you've not factored in yet, bond prices and equities having a positive correlation for the last several years of the bullmarket. Because most are skeptical of all rallies due to bad macro and most money is going into bonds, equities are relatively underallocated and getting forced higher by drip and hedging strategies all the time.

>>52797086
They are a divvy stock that is down 35% in the last 5 years.. destroying an IP that is 35% of your revenue for a short term paycheck was objectively retarded

These people aren't smart they are just absolutely delusional sociopathic cunts that stroke other rich delusional out of touch faggots egos to end up in positions of power where they act like monkeys and fling shit everywhere while getting 8 fig pay to destroy a company

>>52797095
lol you're 4/10 (w/makeup) goth thot gf is doing you dirty idiot.

>>52797107
This is why the final pill is that tobacco is the only boomer stocks you should invest in.

>>52797105
didn't read, still short

>>52797168
I think there is a significant risk around 4k level but if you think it can't be broken, ever, you are literally retarded.

>>52797183
we shall see

>>52797193
10 year crab

>futures

id rather future be slightly red than slight green right now.

>futures

What should I invest in as a reformed orthodox rabbi?

what i don't like about the price channels i see you guys post is that the lines aren't parallel or you're drawing one line based on bottoms, or tops. personally, if its not a parallel channel its not a good analysis.

>>52797255
Since you're watching TGA, I'll just tell you to buy ATVI since they're likely to be acquired by MSFT in the future

>>52797255
What in the actual fuck was that?

haha remember when that one anon doxxxed himself earlier in the thread? good times

>>52797271
It was some kid that snuck onto the stage with the development team and shitposted irl. Apparently he then got arrested

The sentiment is so shitty on pipelines right now. Easily a good time to get in

>>52797261
this is how i do my lines, straight, parallel, and shows a more solid trend. obviously price action can break out of the channel, but almost always returns into the channel. that gives me a more solid result on what could happen. in the end it doesn't mean much anyway because like most chart indicators, they work until they don't. i probably spend more time playing with indicators trying to find the ones that give me more accurate analysis than i do trading with them.

>>52797261
I had this really autistic organic chemistry professor from Russia that always said "the exception proves the rule"

Some anomalies will be noticed and the fact that they stand out proves that everything else fits inside of a defined pattern outside of those couple freak things.. if there wasn't a pattern to begin with we wouldn't even have the concept of outliers since nothing would have a correlation

Anyways 10 years of crabbing to unfuck the debt and inflation is par for the course before the next bull run. There will be some violent crabbing to momentum trade but mostly sideways for a long time

>>52797284
We call that the falling knife around here

The question is not if whether or not X is causing the market to do this or that, or if it was Y or Z instead, but to what varying degrees all these things have influence in the market. Basically X, Y, and Z can all be simultaneously correct in that they all are contributing towards this or that price action in the market. Arguing if X or Y is thus the reason why we should be "bullish" or "bearish" is thus almost as nonsensical as it is foolhardy: Yes and no that X, Y, and/or Z caused these present market conditions, that is why the market is so unpredictable: It is a complex, emergent, dynamic system, a machine of many moving parts.

In short, please don't be fooled into such narrow-minded thinking when presented seemingly-definitive market commentary.

>>52797274
I missed it. I bet he lives somewhere desolate like Wyoming though. Was his house one of those boomer shacks built decades ago for like 10k but he scooped it up “cheap” for around 250 despite being old and painted a stupid color?

>>52797304
>the market is complex and intelligent
>literally just millions of faggots screaming Santa rally, pivoootttttt, ath soon

>>52797333
lmao

>>52797333
It's been really easy money for a long time and things aren't the same anymore.. no one is having kids, zoomers yolo shitcoins, boomers are gonna all cash out their 50 years of DCA gains.

The "line go up forever" thing is going to come to an end again.. the next bull run can't start until all of retail is demoralized and doesnt even invest anymore.. then jews can go back to 0% interest and pump the markets 200% in a year

>wallstreetoasis is making fun of us again

>>52797271
Kek I just saw that, I assumed it was somebody else with the name bill Clinton.

>>52797359
Never used it but just peaked to see what kinds of threads are in a "serious buidness forum"

>does height matter
>I just got laid off
>can I just ignore the phonecalls and not pay back my signing bonus
>low GPA what should I major in
>what are the best dress shoes for NYC
>overnight Xanax meds
>do banks test for thc

>>52797382
So basically /r9k/, got it.

>>52797321
It's vinyl siding

>>52797105
>buy this 10yr goyim
>when feds terminal rate is 6%+
Fed hasnt stopped inflation yet with the tightest hiking sprre in history. Stagflation is here.

Why are we green bobo told me it was over

Dixie soul is corrupting America ever more and more than ever.

The average straight white male looks like this now.

Did you know the rate of pure white children being born is actually skyrocketing?

>/smg/ still thinks the US economy can handle rates being high for longer than a lag adjusted year
Reminder that "Don't fight the FED" is a FED psyop.

>futures

alright bilibili hk chads
lunch is over and we are pumping again
passed yesterday's close and our 0dte options are gonna print

>>52797405
I want cheapies. I want Jerome to crash the indices 50%

You're not missing the start of the big chinese bull run, right anons?

>>52797405
>economy can't handle high rates for longer

Wow it's almost like that's why they are going to do it you stupid faggot. What part of "pain and suffering" do you not understand? They are going to fucking heem enough people into capitulation until demand comes down, wages come down, housing prices come down.

>hahaha but that would make the line go down

Yes.. you stupid fucking giga nigger it will

>>52797268
>I'll just tell you to buy ATVI since they're likely to be acquired by MSFT in the future
Not if the FTC has anything to say about it.

Pretty good buying opportunity for Kadokawa though, as owners of the developer of the GOTY and all the future DLC it'll get.

>>52797433
I'm fine with it. There are too many jobs as is, and I'm tired of getting heemed at the grocery store.

>>52797433
No when I say the economy can't handle it, I literally mean the financial system will implode and choke on it's own debt. Just like you can't handle seven shotgun blasts to your skull retard.

>>52797423

>>52797452
The country is $30 trillion in debt and they just signed a defense bill for over a trillion. The whole system is going to come crashing down. You can't fight inflation while increasing the national debt. The national debt can only continue to grow if inflation does too.

>>52796673
Damn this anon smart. Shouldn't have sold iron condors before this one :( usually PPI is a nothinburger

It's over Mumu, it was always over...

>>52797452
>our debt is so overleveraged that 25bps of rate hikes can make the entire system implode
>so we should reduce rates and print more debt and let money hyperinflation go rampant
>so that my tech bags will pump

Bulls are actually fucking retarded.. "we are on the brink of collapse and that's a good thing because..."

ATH soon for sure. Maybe 6000 sp500 after jpow turns the hekkin printer back on. Any day now friend +1 upvote

>>52797474
fug

>>52797452
Yeah, people will just stop eating, working, driving cars, buy shit and drink water because numbers on a chart say “number less than before”… retard.

The only people about to get fucked are realtors, people who bought the top of the housing market, ESG hires and luxury goods. Everyone else will be fine.

>>52797490
You can't fuck the poors they don't have anything left to steal..and you can't fuck the rich because they make the tax codes and know how to hedge and diversify

The game plan is to rugpull all the boomers right before they retire and fuck all the middle class and tech trannies that think they can escape wage slaving their entire life for zog

>DXY rugging
>Oil rugging
>Gas rugging
>Iron going vertical

I dont feel so good bobros...

>>52797404
No, we need more pure White babies NOW

SANTA CLAUS RALLY!

>>52797478
>>52797490
I'm literally fucking bearish you braindamaged retards. The hikes are in and over and a recession is confirmed. The FED pivot being early is the most bearish shit I could type.

You're mindbroken by bulls who think a pivot is bullish.

FLASH CRASH

>>52796748
>fuck florida for not having sports gambling
Damn, Florida sounds based.

>>52796455
Bitch got a man to burn his own daughter alive. Sickening. Stannis or whatever that fags name is a worthless negro.

Efficient market hypothesis is just a fancy way of saying that it's priced in.

>>52797443
They turned it down now, but that doesn't mean they can't acquire some or all of it in the future. Not to mention another company might try to scoop them up too

One of two scenarios will resolve tomorrow.

Pic related.

So far we are more on track for a breakout and rally into year end.

>>52797654
PPI comes out tomorrow, it will move markets. Then next week, if we get a cooler than expected CPI print, and a 50 bps from the Fed. We pump.

>>52797654
brilliant

>Coinbase, $COIN, calls on users to switch USDT to USDC, and it will waive conversion fees.
Contagion is crazy.

SWBI? I think im buying leaps bros.

>>52797663
>i'm PIVOOOOTING

>>52797798
easing rate hikes isnt the same as pivoting to money printer on zero rates.

>>52797765
Why's that?

>>52796295
>TA on 5 minute candles
Lol

>>52797407
Imagine the smell

>>52796811
And its down like 80% ytd. I used to hold 3000 soxl. Youre retarded

>>52797512
holy shit, those are some big tiddies.
I wonder if her nose is as fake as those tiddies are.
>would still motorboat the shit out of them

>>52796791
>>52796811
KEK you lost all your money in soxl

>>52797423
it rallied 30% in a month bro...

SOXL is just 3x the underlying SOXX index. SOXX is down 31% year to date, yes that is a lot, however....When/where the market bottoms, we will have a huge gain gain one year out.

In March 2009 to March 2010 the S&P500 went up 50%, and the Nasdaq went up 80%. From the COVID bottom to the top, SOXX went up 207%, but SOXL went up 1510%, that's more than 3x. If SOXL goes to 5$, and we get a 80% rally in SOXX, it's mathematically possible we see SOXL at 30$ one year out

>>52797958
And it's going to rally over 100% in the next year

>>52797896
Hey bb! Now that you're a YouTube star can I have my $3k please?

>>52797960
chop
chop
chop

futes are poomping. insiders got the report

>>52797960
>technical analysis(lol) on price alone (LOL!!!!!)
>no mention of change in economic landscape that made soxx drop in the first place
KEK BAGGIES

>>52797990
>>52797984
its not ta, just how markets do 1 year after market bottoms. soxx is down 31%, and soxl is down 82%, that is a chop gain baby

>>52797975
stfu, niggerbitchfaggot

>>52797986
kind of a weak pump, smells fake and gay like your penis.

>>52798000
>sample size of 1

>>52798003
I'm always turned on by you the most when you're feisty. I could probably crush you to death with a bear hug.

>>52798017
>average one year gain after market bottom is 52%

What should I bet on tomorrow?

>BlackRock says get ready for a recession unlike any other and 'what worked in the past won't work now'

>>52798081
melt up confirmed

Scoopsies just give me the $3k and there will be an end to the horror. But I'll never stop dreaming about you...
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tkcE3DRDETk&feature=share

>>52798154
He can't afford 3k anymore.

>>52798163
I forgot he was heavy in SOXL. Goddamnit my bb boy is broke.

>>52798025
you could probably crush a whole goddam pig with your mouth in one sitting, fat hands

still got my competitive eating greentext saved anywhere?

How do I stop falling in love with women who are 10-15 years older than me?

We are definitely closing green on Friday

>>52798154
the horror will never end.
everytime you hit the post button, your posts are magically gayer than the previous. never ceasing to amaze me with how incredibly fucking gay that you are.

>>52798173
Yes I'm a hamchad, well documented. Will you be on the next interview with me and poem anon?

>>52798163
of course I fucking can.
I still got my whole fucking signing bonus.

>>52798166
I’ve just kinda been floating between $70k and $90k on my account for the past few months
I wouldn’t dare to say that the bottom is in yet though.

>>52798180
You can't. Unless you have a time machine to stop the woman who molested you while you were underaged.

>>52798183
when is it?
I’m thinking about it.

>>52798181
SOXL will close at 15.39

>>52798180
motherless behaviour

>>52797105
>Bobo overthinking it
>proceeds to write a book
Maybe you are the one overthinking it mumu hmmmm

>>52797468
Yeah, no shit retard. That's why you gotta beat inflation, not FED.

>>52798209
God I hate fat women

>>52798198
What's you're availability?

>mfw future trading perk unlocked

>>52798269
piss ‘o clock, t b h

chinkoids bugginn... bobos ruggin

>>52798029
Too bad its not the bottom.

Women have vaginas

>>52798326
you know what sounds fun? posting the same irrelevant garbage post in a stock market thread nightly haha

>>52798326
what do they smell like

Futures are fake pumping. Not even scared. About to double my port overnight

>>52798351
A fine sacrifice for The Lord of Light

fucking YIELDS

>>52798286
Sad really. Poem anon proved that he's better at coding than you. If you weren't such a a nigger, you could make it in life.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4UM55ZuZdNo&feature=share

I've had insomnia for the last week since I've decided to stop drinking.. I guess I'll be up for pre market
https://youtu.be/nP-6v9GOTCw

>>52796272
LLY
Don't ask me why, I have no clue

We're about 4X as inverted as we were going into 2008.

>>52798427
Eli Lily created tirzepatide, a weight loss drug that really works. imagine how much money theyll make when every fat motherfucker takes Mounjaro

>Those treated with tirzepatide had an average weight loss of 15% to 20% of their starting body weight over 72 weeks (about 16 and a half months). Those taking the placebo (an injection with no medication in it) only had an average of 3% weight loss

Yields....

>>52798454
Not sure if this is it. LLY stock was going up whole year, not just since October.
As for the drug you mentioned, they received fast track designation only so far. Can still be rejected if FDA thinks it's bullshit. P2 studies are conducted by company itself and often times results are cooked (that's why only 10% of drugs make it through P3). Not sure if single drug can have such big impact on a company that has vast portfolio already too.

Anyone else bullish for xom share buyback? May play some calls
https://youtu.be/cJZ_ViDADOE

>>52798544
Why are there so many XOM shills when the stock is near ATH, oil is crashing, and we're entering a recession?

>>52798507
its probably the biggest reason, investors are betting big on the drug and it is projected to make them 5 billion, it wasnt announced in october, its been in development since 2016 and is a superior and direct competitor to NovoNordisks Semaglutide. plus you can already get a Mounjaro prescription, and prescriptions are soaring also theres a alzheimer's drug that seems to work that they are coming out with. a recession wont cause people who need to lose weight to stop buying this drug

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/eli-lilly-lly-stock-up-more-than-15-ytd:-what-lies-ahead
https://www.biopharmadive.com/news/lilly-mounjaro-diabetes-obesity-quarter-sales/635427/

>>52798576
Idc about XOM, but we are not
>entering
a recession, we've been in one for about 9 months now. 6 months by technical definition

Guys i know the leaked PPI data but don't know how to interpret and predict how the markets will react? %0.3 PPI MoM

>>52798593
sounds bullish

>>52798589
Okay when we finish our appetizer recession and get to the main course then.

>Nikacado asshole in the catalog
Just

>>52798593
that's bad and markets would tumble if its true. how did you learn the number anon?

>>52798696
weaponized autism

Wtf, kikes are taxing 25% of my dividend from Israel
I want my fucking foreskin back

>>52798739
Thanks goyim.

>>52798739
foreskin plus tip*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuKbuhkJ-1M

Very good video and exactly what I expect as well. TL:DR
>europe economy is complete dogshit no matter how you slice it
>US economy is strong
>US could see a mild recession and a soft landing if all went right
>europe and china being in much worse shape have a very high risk of a credit event
>since most of the world is leveraged, contagion would take effect
>central banks would be forced to start QE
>inflation would obviously ramp back up
>we start rollercoaster inflation cycles
This is exactly why inflation is hard to stomp out.

>>52798652
I fucking hate AI.

>>52798788
nvm there's the real photo as well

>futures

>tfw no Avril Lavigne gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-zDFLbWK1Q

>>52798861
She only dates skater boy day traders
https://youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
My personal choice is
https://youtu.be/TGwZ7MNtBFU

Soxlnis Bullratheon is here

>>52798351
Even though I'm bearish, I wouldn't buy such short dated options.

Fug it's 4:30 AM. Cancelling all my Friday meetings.

>>52798980
Me too haha this bout of insomnia has fucked me up

NEW THREAD
>>52799001
>>52799001
>>52799001
>>52799001

>>52799004
What did he mean by this?

>>52798351
You're gonna carry that weight.

>>52799004
>That fucking hole

>>52799004
im not going

haha

Why shouldn’t I just put all my savings into a high yielding monthly dividend ETF like SDIV and sit on boomer gains for the rest of my career?

>>52799104
>without a crash

Yeah fucking right

>>52799104
how? the moment u "deflate" a bubble its poppin

>no need to look at the data
>stop noticing
>inflation is nothing to worry about just keep buying

>>52799107
because if you buy anything with a yield in it you might as well be a tranny in drag

Anyone have that GDP to stock price with standard deviations image for 2022

>>52799180
FUCK

>>52799180
ACCELERATE

>futures

>>52799107
>is down 70% from IPO
>down 50% past few years
Just buy one of the two big tobacco companies or $O after the housing market bleeds a bit more. Your return over 30 years will be better than whatever the fuck you linked, the dividends are high and if you want to be semi active sell CCs as they're very liquid.

>>52799180
>UK

first of all: who gives a shit. they aren't an important economy anymore.
secondly: lol, so britbong anon on here told me to kms and all i could do was laugh in his face and make fun of how fucked his country is. oh how the mighty have fallen. they don't even have a white person as their leader anymore. imagine conquering another country and then having someone from that country become your leader because your own people are so incompetent now. fucking hilarious!

>>52799258
Yo be fair im pretty sure that happened often in the roman empire

>>52799237
damn im old. who the fuck are those people.

>>52799292
No one knows because no one watches their shows.

>futures

>>52799258
they had a sandnigger PM in the Victorian era
Bin Hameen

>>52797296
That is one goofy chart

>>52798739
this is was you get as a germcuck :(

>>52799333
>they had a sandnigger PM in the Victorian era

>>52799337
>Soli
Kek

>>52799337
Thats what you get for investing in gems.
Es gibt Wege die Quellsteuer zu umgehen, wobei der beste ist keine Aktien mit hohen Dividenden zu kaufen. Ob das bei Israelischen Aktien möglich ist weiss ich nicht.

dem pros we got too cocky

>>52797261
>>52797286
personally, i believe you should make channels like this, using the start of the new move and then simply extending it to the right. realistically this is what the current QQQ channel should look like.

and honestly it looks like a breakout to the upside at this point, but to each his own.

More millennials are moving back in to live with their parents.

Signs of another depression happening in 2023?

>>52799490
nah, we've been doing that for years. im in my 30's and never left home. gotta share our resources these days. personally i like it, though: i have a really good relationship with my family and am very family-oriented in general. i'll probably get married and bring my wife into the fold for even more resources, and my parents can help raise their grandchildren.

only way i move out is if i strike it rich somehow, God willing.

Why are people so bearish on SOXL when Semiconductors are going to be very important going forward. It isn't going anywhere close to 30 bucks, but it isn;t going to go to 5 or reverse split either

>>52799337
>not using broker outside EU tax governance
>paying tax

>>52799584
it's a time horizon thing. in the short term we're currently in a bear market. in the long term, semiconductors are crack in everything but name. the world is currently on fire on the macro side of things, but that really doesn't change the fact that semiconductors are the most important technology that currently exists, and demand will only increase as time goes on. we'll constantly want better and better semiconductors as time goes on, and put them in more things.

so, it depends what you're trying to do. short term plays vs. long term plays, know what i mean?

>>52799616
That's fair, but there is a difference of being in a bear market and hitting crazy 5 year lows for something so high in demand

>>52799616
But ...
Whats with margines while Production capacity ruses and more players come into the Market?
Yes No way around Semis, BUT
Zhat dont mean we keep these Pricesas demand may not rise that much.
Not everyone wants a smart fridge or a smart toaster.
My dumb shit is awesome.

>>52799640
like i said: it's a time horizon thing. just look at /smg/ during market hours. or even with futures. it's all about OOOO AAAA posting about what price is doing literally right now. reacting. but other people are just buying and holding. im doing that personally with AMD for example. i'll likely buy into SOXL when the macro situation turns around, im more risk-averse when it comes to triple leverage when the world is still currently on fire, but as long as you didn't start buying too early you'll likely be fine in a couple of years if that's your prerogative.

also just because it's at 5 year lows doesn't mean it can't go lower. the issue is the triple leverage tbhwy. i'd rather buy a specific company on discount.

>>52799648
it's not about smart fridges or toasters, although that's obviously part of it. it's about things like vehicles and industry. i work in the semiconductor industry so i know this, and no im not going to write paragraphs and paragraphs to spoon feed you on this. you can start by educating yourself on just how many things semiconductors are in and what they're used for if you want to learn more.

>>52799648
yeah there's no guarantee semi conductors are profitable even if ubiquitous especially now that they are moving westward. that's like saying invest in food because everyone eats food. it's not even an argument as to why to buy

>>52799681
>comparing food to high technology that requires continual innovation
>ignoring the fact that the bear market has little to do with what most actual companies/industries are doing right now and everything to do with what the Fed and World Governments are doing

anon...

>>52796272
Sampo, the big nordic insurance company. Pays juicy dividend too.

based, early baker finally got spanked

>>52799675
>it's all about OOOO AAAA posting
those are not humans. those are just forum disruption shills trying to make this place unusable so people migrate to places they control. report them

Should i short or long , quick /smg/

SOXL CHADS

why did i buy spxu. i knew it would mark the bottom

>>52799104
Say it with me Chud: Soft. Landing.

>>52800028
pick your ranges man, what did you think the short term low was going to be

>>52799104
there were articles saying the same thing in 2007

>>52799967
it's in a weird spot where it could go either way at this point.

bump de pump,
santa rally lets go

>>52798209
I thought that word was wordfiltered

Should I buy now or wait until January and put it in my IRA ( it's already maxed out for the year

>>52799522
Tradchad detected. Mid 20s NEET living with my parents currently. Its pretty nice and I play backgammon with my mom every other day.

shit

>inflation over
>china re-starting without Zero Covid
I'm pretty sure that was the bottom

that's a big candle

It's ogre.

>>52800321
WEEE TOLLD YOU NOT TO GET IN INVOLVED IN IT

>>52800345
4u

>>52800348
with core mom higher and yoy higher then expected. more crab

>>52800357
Here, have one with lowercase text, if you want it

Bullish for oil?

>>52800371
nice thanks

SPY at 390 in 1 hour and below 380 next week.

>>52800383
Before anyone asks, I tried making them with the text
>green colored
but it didn't look good

>>52800387
cpi next week could save the bull crab from the bear crab. truflation has it at 6.01% yoy

>>52797474
>>52797474
This is the most bearish thing I've ever seen

>>52800400
truflation is fucking cope

>>52800404
the trend is legit, the numbers are questionable

>>52800400
truflation is literal shit
what are you doing nigger
i need a bigger one of these now

nice found one
>slow downward crab market

Looks like that early baker is asleep

>>52800420
That's high res
> we're back to green
Shrugs

>>52800409
>ppi led by 38.1% surge in prices for fresh and dry vegetables

>-2.45% food prices in truflation vs a month ago.

SOXS

>>52800454
the new producer prices have yet to arrive at the consumer level, which probably happens in January/February

>>52800454
i would filter truflation but it would remove my ability to call you a dumbass everytime you mention it
>dumbass
i could write a bot i suppose
also it is a handy flag for disregarding the rest of your post

new thread
>>52800485
>>52800485
>>52800485

Reminder that the only hope for us to make it is to buy $100,000's worth of VTI

>>52800477
>it won’t be until April/May
t. Used to work in a warehouse and thing would literally arrive 90 days before the season

Why are these gay threads staying at the top? You're trying to suppress LINK discussion, aren't you?