/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52787554
chill out bro, she's just a practice wife

Married to bit. I keep it halal all the time cuh.

>>52787554
>Fell in love with the practice GF and she dumped me for another guy
Was I the practice bf all along, bros?

I lost true love and now have practice fiancee, soon wife.

Wat do?

>>52787683
Practice love with the practice wife until you have practice children and practice die happy

>>52787554
That’s what you get for not being ruthless, and dumping her after you had your fun.

They say practice makes perfect.

The rose is not important for being rose but for the time you spent with it.

>>52787554
Not a practice girlfriend, but I ended up liking a girl online and she fell in love with me, but even though there are a things I like about her, there are things I don't so I'm not head over heals about her like I should be.
She's in another country, in Central America while im US, and even though I find her pretty cute, she's kind of ugly too (hope I don't go to hell for shitalking her). But really the only real reason I'm feeling so hesitant is because I don't think she's very intelligent. I always imagined myself marrying a smart girl and possibly being able to have deeper conversations, but with her I feel I'm lacking a bit of connection. I also don't want dumb kids. Hopefully a good education and nutrition going up would help with that.
What I do like though is that she's very sweet and kind and she likes to take care of plants and cook which I find cute. She's also trying to learn English to be a teacher so she has some goals. Also she's pretty trad and eager to make me happy. I'm 26, so I don't have a lot of options anyway.
I think if I didn't want kids she'd be the perfect wife almost.
That being said, we fianlly met in person and I took her virginity with my fingers and mouth so now I basically need to marry her if I'm not a peace of shit.

>>52787777
fucking chizzek'd

>>52787888
How did you meet

>>52787554
i hope things work out well for you anon, i am nearly 40 yrs old unmarried and wish i kept that practice gf from a while back. now im stuck with recycled divorced roasties

>>52787898
Language exchange app
I had broken up with her but then I drunk texted her and now the relationship advanced 100x kek
Speaking of which, she's trying to get me to quit alcohol which is nice

>never had a girlfriend
>turning 35 next year
>cant remember last time I talked to a female
>portfolio never recovered from the big dumps
>havent had a job in 6 years
>havent been outside even once in the last 16 months

>>52787948
Which Language exchange app? Sounds kinda fun

>>52788027
Gosh dude go take a shower and go to a local gym

>>52787777
based zen anon

>>52787892
What is chizzek'd?

>>52788213
i bought into the self improvement and get some game meme 7 years ago and two years after putting effort had nothing to show for it except for work related stress and herpes
went right back to hermit neet mode

>>52787554
What does it smell like?

>>52788027
I’ll help you get outside and talk to women, you teach me how to make money, deal?

>>52787888
Every woman is stupid. No exceptions. And a vast of majority of men are also stupid. Why do you think forums like this exist so we can connect with other like minded individuals?

>>52788203
I won't let you spread your evil

>>52787888
lmao bro if u marry a mexican ur gonna have 90 iq brown kids and shes gonna get fat and look like shit by 35

>>52787777
checked

>>52788027
almost same. wanna kms daily

>>52787554
6 years later I don't want to leave her. Why leave someone who will do whatever I want and love me unconditionally?

I married a fat girl that my parents wanted me to marry and now I have erectile dysfunction and can't have sex.
At least the blowjobs are good.

My wife beats me and makes my life hell

>>52788624
At least you don't have erectile dysfunction because her body is chubby.

>>52788634
At least you get blowjobs she gives me nothing no sex no blow jobs nothing

>>52788614
i have a fat gf that doesn't give blowjobs and wants to marry me, also hates cum and demands i creampie her every time. i recently "accidently" came all over her ass kek she was mad

>>52787554
tfw cant even get a practice gf :(

how do i do it /biz/? i work from home so never meet grils

>>52788350
Faggot detected, lurk more

>>52788533
I don't think I'm very smart myself, anymore at least, but I do think there is a range in intelligence and not just a binary. I'd always wanted someone who is at least a bit above average intelligence. And there are at least some women that are smarter than me so a midwit woman shouldn't be too much to ask for

Though I may be bring to harsh on her. I don't think she's dumber than a stereotypical airhead woman, but I'm just not sure if I made the right choice yet.
I feel autistic for asking, but How can I low-key test her IQ to be at least 100?
>>52788540
She's skinny and I can make her take care of herself. I just want kids who are at least midwit
>>52788614
Rip, letting yourself be forced into that situation sounds rough. I'd divorce or run away and start a new life
>>52788673
Seems like she want to trap you

>>52787750
based and decisivepilled

Same. She was actually a wholesome virgin. I won.
I pity cucks who married used goods lmao imagine kissing your wife knowing those lips were once wrapped around countless other mens dicks. Nasty and cringe

I spent all my 20's fucking practice gfs and now I'm 32 and never get dates anymore

>>52788832
My wife was also virgin.
I took her virginity but it hurt her so I became soft and had erectile dysfunction ever since.

>>52788832
I used to think like that until I got my current gf. Sexy ass 8/10 whore with a body count in the 40s. Sex is incredible, down for any kink, blowjobs on demand and she cums and squirts all over my dick so easy, like multiple times in 5 minutes. Record is 23 times in one session. Had many prudish gfs in my life and never had anything close to this experience and willingness to please.
Ironically she’s actually very trad in all other aspects, cooks, cleans, makes dinner, is desperate for multiple children and to stay at home and never answers me back.
Take the whore pill frens

>>52787777
This, so much this!

>>52788456
>had nothing to show for it except for work related stress and herpes
That's your fault for fucking random women anon. Regular exercise and sun really helps the body and mind even if it doesn't feel like it some days. It's a good excuse to be around other people too which will help with the isolation a tad
>>52788539
No anon that genuinely sounds like a fun app to learn a language with. I've been meaning to learn Latin, Japanese, and Greek at some point but I've been slacking off on grinding any one of them.

there's a russian saying that goes "nothing is as permanent as something temporary"

>>52787554

Please describe the pain to further warn us against this.

>>52789273

Blyat. I always get to this shit and it stings.

>>52789230
Ok in that case it was tandem. Hello talk is another good one
Not sure if it will be good for learning Latin. Use it as output practice mainly

>>52789330
Thank you. I'll try to not be evil once I get it going ha.

>>52789155
>he doesnt know about microchimerism
lmao bro ur girls pussy absorbed dna from every man that nutted in her
When she has kids your kids dna will have parts of other mens dna. Literal cuck.
Why you think virginity was such a huge deal in all ancient societies.

Girls who are virgins become highly clingy and loyal to their man.
Youre like the guy who marries pornstars and cope by saying they fuck good, collectively all men know this is a huge L.
You can train a virgin girl into your own personal whore

>>52789146
Stop beating ur dick nigger

>>52789155

>>52788027
He's literally me

>>52787554
The tranny fatty fappy crappy jabby groomy farty glowy banny niggy faggy trappy lefty shitty rabbi janny on biz must go

>>52789765
Agreed

>>52787888
>she's in central America

Lol
Thanks for the green card goyim
How much money have you sent her
What's her BMI
Doesnt even fucking speak English lol there's millions of fat beaners who don't speak English and will marry a ytman

>>52788858
Move to Washington, DC. It's hell for a guy in his 20s, because all the 20s women date 30s guys.

>>52788027
bruh its looking rough ngl

>>52788715
tinder or nowdays maybe other apps, use the /soc/ dating app threads to help you. get some decent quality recent photos maybe need a frens help for this. if you are kinda a weird guy most grills are going to know this though very quickly
>t.social incel autist weirdo who had at least some sucess with tinder

>>52789508
Think of your soul. It's all we really have
>>52789799
She is different™
But most of that is not applicable other than not being very good at English. She can still have basic conversations and has vurtual zero subcutaneous fat

>>52790109
Well, as long as she's skinny and not too short
Still not white though

>>52790141
Being Mexican and being white are not mutually exclusive. There are white hispanics (although very few of them date gringos).

>>52788027
Take the self improvement-pill
Here is where to start:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7PbFZVYwrL4

>>52787554
There is no such thing as a practice girlfriend. Every relationship MUST be moving towards moving in, marriage, children, and beyond. Women rightfully expect you to keep committing further, manning up, and taking things to the next level. That is why you exist, to build a life with a woman. The idea of a practice girlfriend is complete nonsense. Grow the fuck up.

>>52787888
>I always imagined myself marrying a smart girl and possibly being able to have deeper conversations
The girl who destroyed my capability of being emotionally attached to any girl ever again was a smart girl, she even started college at 15. We had a very strong bond and deep conversations.
Life taught me that even smart girls who convince you they want a strong bond and to be able to be authentic and vulnerable with someone in the end will always choose the low IQ funny guy who’s popular.

>>52790141
She's skinny and tall for her country, 5'6. And we're the same race so I don't care about that. Just I'm not sure about her intelligence but I also don't want to ruin her since I basically already took her virginity, sort of
If I do meet someone I click with more where I live, I'm not sure what I would do
Well, I'll see how it plays out

>>52790350
Lol, this nigga prob married his kissing practice gf.

>>52790166
He said central American, Mexicans don't call themselves central American

>>52787750
Based af

>>52788532
>make money
Did you even read his post?

>>52787888
whatever happens i hope you find happiness anon

>>52787554
How the fuck do you simps fall in love so easily for women? The minute they speak a single word I’ve had enough and just want to be left alone. There is literally nothing to gain from being married and everything to lose. The courts and laws will not defend you and you will be financially ruined once your wife leaves you for bigger and blacker dick.

>>52790375
Don't mean to burst your bubble, but funny guys are high iq. Have a good day bro

>>52787554
i remember this thread kek

>>52788027
JUST

>>52787659
clearly.
Now that you have also had practice, move on.

I fell for the black gf meme

>>52788858
30-35 was the best 5 years of my life. Young 18-20 something were easy to fuck and date. Then I turned 36 and was magically too old for every girl I met lol.

>>52787916
Oh god I can’t stay single for too long

>>52791418
Details ? I was going to try for one but I think they’re a bit sassy and I think I’d say too many racist joke

>>52788027
you have the perfect beginnings of a ten millionaire sir

>tfw 25 khv
>never went on a date
>never talk to girls
None of you have it worse than I do

I’m a 23 yo incel guys
Mostly spend the last years being angry, having unanswered questions what’s wrong with me regarding inadequacy

Nowadays I am more in peace with, have a job. But having a relationship fills so alien, and not realistic in my case given I’m behind 8yrs+ behind my peers

I just work work work and doomscroll.
I didn’t even text a girl ever in my life
Just casually texting with our any motives
I don’t feel like any of my viewpoints as a person are valid
I have given myself up as a person a long time ago

Idk what else anons
Idk…

my practice wife is pregnant with my second practice kid

>>52792069
I am you except 6 months away from being 28.

fell in love with the online practice gf

>>52788729
Honestly there are quite a few studies that show that pretty much any child can be a prodigy at a given subject as long as they are taught from the age of 2 and onward. If when you're a father you take your children's education seriously they'll be fine unless she's really retarded. If she has all the other qualities of being a good mother/wife and you like her you should go for it, but it does sound like you have doubts and maybe they are for good reason. Long distance is not easy.

>>52792039
racist jokes are fine, ive even called her racist shite loads
>impossible to argue with a black girl
>all food tastes the same due to the exact same spices being used
>all her friends are black
>when a group of five black women get together they are a nightmare
>regularly gets very sassy
>spends more money than she has
>lowest common denominator taste in music and entertainment
>black girl sweat smells weird
and no i didn’t pick a dumb one or anything she’s got a masters in economics from UCL