/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52777794
Where do you work as a fisherman? How tf do you make 6 figures in 6 months of fishing??

The markets can't recover until everyone has lost all hope.

>futures

>>52778618
I'm betting it's Alaska.

seriously if you identify with a disenfranchised mechanical engineer who goes around shooting people, chances are youre a beta cuck, will NEVER be like that guy, and will work a wageslave position dreaming of getting rich (you wont) until you die. so tired of beta white guys daydreaming of being tough while they get assfucked by the system and ask for more.

>>52778633
i would sacrifice my portfolio to snuggle with her feet

>S&P 500 is 85% of the entire stock market
how

>>52778618
I am curious as well. I'd like to work only half the year

>>52778655
Wrong thread?

repostin' in new thread:

>>52778538
wow. it's almost like there are major multinational pharmaceutical corporations who directly benefit monetarily from people paying for and taking their medication, and therefore seek to continue and promote this as much as possible through their powerful lobbying!

also while we're here i guess i'll join in the fun of shitposting images and webms.

>>52778633
10 year crab it is then

>>52778633
I maintain an account for my dad, he has 30 shares of AMZN, average of $110, down about $900 so far. He wanted to sell it and eat a loss.

>>52778699
It's not work if you enjoy it :)

>>52778699
probably alaska in -40 degree weather

>>52778687
ever heard of a little thing called passive investing?

Its an SMG confronts its own mortality episode

>inheritance tax just cam in
>its 200k

I dont even earn 40k a year how the fuck am I supposed to pay this?

>>52778718
Well don't listen to me. I'm just some retard on the internet.

>>52778744
>how the fuck am I supposed to pay this?
Don't. Simple.

>futures

>>52778744
What you inherited?

>futures

>>52778744
You can probably arrange a payment plan with the IRS or get that debt bundled in a way that will give you time to pay it down elsewhere. I am assuming you don't want to sell the assets.

There once was a poop that took a pee.

Greif Packaging down 5% after hours, after lower earnings than expected.
Seems like a decent bellweather to me.

>>52778744
>how the fuck am I supposed to pay this?
from your inheritance

>futures

>>52778744
The tax can't be more than 100% so presumably you pay it with the inheritance.

>vanguard pulls out of the climate alliance
>the goal was to have assets managers to reach a ZERO EMISSIONS TARGET by 2050
No fucking shit they pulled out. How the fuck can you invest if you have to buy companies that produce NO emmisions?

>>52778777
>>52778822
real estate, even after maxxing out the tax exemption limit its still 200k
only way to pay is to sell (wont do that)

>>52778846
What was her name?
i find her attractive for some reason

>>52778820
ppc went up probably everyone looking to long unemployemt and cpi. opened new shorts on lower leverage. insurances pay

>>52778710
They would never do that, chud. They are just good Samaritans that put their record billions of conflicts of interest asside. Leftists love mega billion dollar corporations now!

>>52778857
climatology is ending, its not worth it even for the elite. Low emissions require high interest rates to control inflation.

>>52778846
Pixar needs to stop weaponizing mom asses

>>52778865
Aunt cass

>>52778745
Well I mean, retail capitulation is a good barometer. He's not Buffett. Still, I think we have much lower to go, especially when Q4 retail ERs hit in jan/feb

>>52778881
Not yet. Germany is still pushing for its energy grid to be 100% green energy by something like 2040

>Futures

>>52778891
germany is always on the wrong side of history

>>52778872
what is ppc?

>>52778884
Thanks.she resembles my mom when she was younger,minus the green eyes though

>>52778598
Well /smg/ whats the point of making it if you don't even get laid when you pay for a meal

>>52778891
Germany is literally on the verge of collapse. Like their central bank is running on fumes and I dont think they will last next year after US popped their pipeline.

>>52778907
W*men can pay for their own meals

>>52778884
mommy

>>52778895
>by 2030 it needs to be 65% green
>by 2045 it needs to be 100% green
Reminder too by the way that solar panels and wind turbines on average last less than 25 years. Which means Germany will have to replace IT'S ENTIRE FUCKING ENERGY GRID four times each century

>>52778907
If a girls into you she'll fuck you in the McDonalds (ticker MCD) even if you guys didn't buy McDonalds in the first place

>>52778907
Don't date shallow fucking women? Check their twatter accounts and look at their bio.
>>52778918

>>52778896
pcc, put call ratio
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USI-PCC/

downwards or upwards crab tomorrow?

what happened to ASML

>>52778846
>>52778884
that reminds me,
what are some stocks with high exposure to baby formula etc? I've heard that numbers of women who are able to breast feed is declining fast.

>>52778963
definitely going to go up or down, or possibly be flat

I have been looking all day and I literally cannot find one company to get excited about buying or shorting. This is potentially the most boring, uneventful, unreadable period in the last decade.

>>52778963
I'm betting upward crab

>>52778875
the anti-fascist communists throwing their full support behind mega corporations and the government would be funny if it weren't so sad and depressing.

>>52778969

>>52778963
up on jobless claims increase

>>52778963
Oh nice... I do business with some of those companies

>>52778963
saw all day before closing <1% up or down

>>52778907
You fucking morons do not understand that if a woman is waiting for you to ask her out and wants to play the whole circus of "lets see his manners/wealth status" is IF they don't know you well enough already. like if you meet on a dating app

If a girl actually likes you, you can get the value menu at Taco Bell for a $6 meal for two and drink a $4 bottle of wine of wine after and she'll absolutely love it.

Stop trying to meet women on dating apps you stupid cheesebreaths. and if you do meet them on dating apps, make sure you're guraanteed nudes/sex.

how is this even possible? first an end to globalization, now this? how can (((they))) keep losing this badly?

I'm so tired, please just dump it already so I can finally rest.

>>52778922
Also, green technologies such as turbines and solar are inherently unstable and force the voltage source to adapt. Hawaii basically banned solar on the grid because they had to spool their turbines down too far. CA is following suit here soon, we just passed NEM 3

Hawaii banned solar because they had to spool their turbines down so much, ca is following suit.

>>52778963
>liquidity services
>LQDT
Holy shit is this the buy going into the next few years? How many 2020/2021 companies are going to file for bankruptcy? Or is it too early and they'll all C11 and kick the can?

>>52778994
>If a girl actually likes you

how do i find one of those?

>>52779042
>California will soon ban solar

>>52778862
bummer but you must have inherited a heck of a lot of real estate to be paying $200k tax on the inheritance. And it was probably structured poorly leaving you with the tax burden. There are ways to avoid probate with the real estate but you need to pay a good attorney to draft up a good trust with designated beneficiaries for the real estate (you) and then the property would be directly transferred to you at date of death FMV, a trust tax return would be filed with no tax due and then you would just pay tax on the gain when you do decide to sell it and use DOD FMV as your cost basis. But sounds like your shit went into probate and now there is estate tax due that you and your other beneficiaries are on the hook for

>CPCS hits new ATH
>this is fine
This is fine.

Probably gonna bag more KO stock next year once the economy shats due to Powell's constant hikes. Once "they" realize he won't let up, well you know cheapie bagging will be back in vogue. Strictly speaking I don't have to bag more, between what I've got now and my 401k,etc I'm set till they put my perverted old ass in the ground but you know it's the principle of the thing. At one time I owned XXX amount of shares but for reasons I had to sell a few (very small maybe 12?). Well I'm gonna get my shares back. Before next year's first divvy payout.

>>52779045
Work/friends/volunteering.

Do not do online dating, both the men and women suck on there. I mean ffs i use online dating only to live out my mommy and sister kink (it has worked far too well for my own good).


If im trying to seriously date i would use my own irl connections and do activities that help me meet women naturally.

I'm not white or christian so idk what y'all do maybe go to church? lmfao

>>52779060
nem3 is the first step, retard.

>>52779066
This time is different

>>52779022
>midget fund with not even $1 billion throws cries that a $1 trillion fund isn't doing what they want
> BlackRock had changed positions several times on investing in thermal coal production
nothingburger

>>52779065
thanks anon
yeah I think Im fucked. guess there is no other way but to burn everything down and kms before they get me. If I cant have it, no one else can.

>>52779076
>I mean ffs i use online dating only to live out my mommy and sister kink (it has worked far too well for my own good)

go on...

>>52778744
i'm going to heem the kike that thought up taxes

>>52779137
I just meet older women (lie about my age) and get them to play out a mommy kink.

For women my age, and also even older women, i do the sister kink. It's genuinely cringey as fuck but i watch so much incezzt and i KNOW women do too.

Women love being fucked by a big bro/ dad or even playing mommy sometimes. its just roleplay and lots of women are into it. this sounds like a retarded LARP but its true.

generally the bro/sis/dad thing is a lot easier to ask for than the mom thing.

>futures

>>52779093
>>>CPCS hits new ATH
>>>this is fine
>>This is fine.
>This time is different
This time will be worse than all that came before.

>>52779178
wtf is CPCS

>>52779134
Can you rent it out or lease it out? I mean depending on what it is surely you can make some money from it without selling it.

>>52779168
i need some stories. you just dating women and bluntly saying "hey can you be my mom while i fuck your asshole?" or is it subtler than that? also you should probably seek mental help.

>>52779168
I saw my gf was looking at stepbrother incest porn on her phone. I never said anything about it to her, just thought it was a little weird

>>52778588
i tried paper day trading for 3 months and i mostly got rekt. had a poor strat too but i consider myself smart and quick to learn.

id say its super risky. try paper trading on a broker that has simulated papering. i learned a lot so it was useful but i dont think its a good way to trade for me.

if you day trade every day or few times every week i think the risk of addiction on gambling grows. that can hurt your portfolio and life.

its not easy but it might be possible. but id say it takes at least 3 years+ to learn everything.

>>52779186
Cunt Pee Cum Shit

>>52779089
There is no way you can actually believe this.

and that's a good thing!

>>52779190
No you fucking idiot, i am not socially retarded and spend a lot of effort asking the woman about their interests like a normal human

eventually the conversation gets hot and heated

i ask or they ask about what we're into

then specify about kinks

then say something like "hahaha i like being called daddy" (which is super common and vanilla) and then eventually say you're into big brother porn

if she is attracted to you she'll open up about her own incest roleplay kinks

It's really not that hard if you spend the first few days/ few hours being normal and charming and not a creepy incest porn masturbator coomer (Which i totally am)

>>52779206
It's super common, not weird. Both men and women consoooom incest roleplay porn.

>>52779186
I think he means the put call ratio for both equities and index but that he added in an S by accident.

>futas

>>52778588
There is always risk. Yes but taxes will not be fun.

>>52779256
that means it's working

>futures

Alright loaded up on TQQQ at 20.50
When are we getting the santa rally?

>>52779283

>>52778707
OP's image is from the movie Falling Down, a prescient warning from a bygone era.

>just have $9billion on the tax payer for free

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/07/google-oracle-amazon-and-microsoft-awarded-9-billion-pentagon-cloud-deals.html

>decide to leave asian markets alone for today
>brush teeth, get ready for bed, nikkei dumps hard
why?

>Deleted posts

>>52779304
Turns out China is a collapsing authoritarian shithole

>>52779283
Buddy..

>>52779065
Would he be helped at all by one of these? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbi_trust

>>52779212
the sad thing is that day trading profitably is actually really easy and mostly revolves around applying the same backtested strategy over and over again in the same way in the first hour of the day. it's not even hard, and i can pretty much guarantee you that you probably lost because you thought you knew better than your system at various points and heemed yourself.

it's actually the least risky way to trade. because there is no gapping intraday with highly liquid highly active stocks with tight spreads and stop losses only work intraday. after that it's just all trend and momentum shit. you probably:

>bet too much
>didn't use your system robotically the same every time and fucked it up somehow
>kept adding to your position even as price went against you and held way to long i.e. again didn't properly manage risk and basically acted like a little baby.
>options

also if you can't handle potentially losing 10 trades and winning 12 then you shouldn't bother. i could literally trade profitably using nothing but 2 moving averages and risk management. it's insanely easy but you have to remember that 50% of the population has a double digit IQ.

>>52779311
never mind. japan is fucked
>china
heng seng looks trappy and hk looks crabby. has nothing to do with the japs

>>52779237
It probably will never be outright banned just highly disincentivized as in you will be taxed for it, this was on an earlier version of nem3. CA has basically been pushing the utilities around for awhile but there is no give anymore. We are reaching a point where there is too much power on the grid with no where to send it.

>>52779248
hey if you could quit it with the rebbit spacing we'd all appreciate it, thanks. maybe go back there.

>>52778929

on topic post. gold star and promotion. U on fries now son. movin on UUUP.

Micheal Burry deleted his twitter what are the financial implications of this?

>>52779257
Taxes aren't a big deal. I have my wage slave H&R block accountant handle that shit.

tomorrow will be red...right?

>>52779355
who? he doesnt even have a twitter account

>>52779358
Then do it if you can.

>>52779342
how do you know that people on reddit space like that? do you go there often?

>>52779364
no, put/calls came in too high again so gamma squeeze incoming

>>52779364
Thats quite a few red days in a row, you arn't getting a little greedy now are you bobo?

>>52778862
Look at it as the cost of ownership, the boomers who left you that property voted for more groids and beaners to replace them so you can pay for it and also the defense of Israel.

Plus tip ;^]

>>52779403
this train has no brakes

Some literal who thinks that PPI will come in cooler than expected which will cause the markets to rip higher, should I believe it? He also says that market has been down for 5 days in a row like that means anything.

>>52779397
>put/calls came in too high again so gamma squeeze incoming

where are you getting this information?

>>52779364
Yes until that one report comes out,or rather a little before it does

>>52779421
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USI-PCCE/

>>52779403
>it can't be red for 5 days in a row, b-because it just cant! ok?! theres a rule!

>>52779324

>bet too much
nope

>didn't use your system robotically the same every time and fucked it up somehow
my system was shit. it was -7$ when calculated the commissions and all. only thing i liked was that you were out of the market every day.
i dislike the amount you have to pay attention during the day. im going for longer swing trades.

>kept adding to your position even as price went against you and held way to long i.e. again didn't properly manage risk and basically acted like a little baby.
no i cut losses pretty fast

>options
never

>>52779370
i do. the sad thing is it's both very easy to do and very easy to fuck up if you're stupid and can't just fucking follow the rules (i know, i've done it quite a few times myself in the past, not following my rules and fucking myself over). eventually i learned python and automated it and now it's just a money making machine.

try watching this playlist and learn a thing or two. the prop firm owner story in this should blow your mind if you really think about it and accept it as truth. then remember you can do a TON of things to put the odds in your favor:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEORce6dZZI&list=PLPqWQo6-TXfE8G_Mmxow0znSSoWTu44e7&index=1

>>52779380
>how do you know that people on reddit space like that?
i was on /smg/ during the GME mania and saw plenty of your kind here.

>>52779443
>b-bobo...y-you baka!

>>52779439
thanks famalam. i'll have to see how well it correlates tomorrow when i get some free time.

>>52779485
>i was on /smg/ during the GME mania and saw plenty of your kind here.
U wot? So you would go on reddit to cross validate their posting style with 4channers?

Stop being autistic.

Few.

>>52779539
>bobos thinking they'll get to cum

>>52779539
>Corrective B higher than 3
okay. otherwise possible count

>>52779493
>mumu

When does the thing happen?

>>52779462
okay i'll bite: why did you trade with a shitty system? that's the easiest part. also fees haven't been a thing for years if you're trading shares.

>>52779572
after the santa rally

>>52779535
is this your first day here or something? lurk more, nigger.

>futures

>>52779572
2 more weeks

>>52779539

>he thinks lines one a chart can predict the market

Anon I....

>futures

why arent the markets closed for hanukkah?

>futures

>>52778652
Can confirm. I would only have to work 3 months if I could stop gambling tens of thousands of dollars away

>>52779324
>it's actually the least risky way to trade.

are you saying day trading is the least risky way to trade?? buy and hold for decade is the least risky imo.

its like 70% of day traders quit day trading after a year or two..


>>52779574
i traded a similar system im gonna focus on swing trading. ive always been against day trading so i didn't read much material about it.

Commissions were like half of my losses. the success rate was so low in the system. 2/10 about.

And the japs hit the stop loss and triggered a take profit. praised be the insurance, only winner, the exchange

>Futures

I have no future

>>52779380
Trying to deny the fact that people have been calling it redditspacing all over this site for years proves his point.

You guys didn’t hold your longs overnight did you?

DID YOU!?

Oh god anon, what have you done….

>>52779729
recovering?

>>52779691
Markets not closed for any oven dodger holidays isnt it?

>>52779717
>retarded
>r*dditor

like pottery. no need to post further, anon. coulda guessed you were just an idiot from the spacing but i suppose i just had that morbid curiosity, you know? don't worry though, i do in fact regret ever responding to your dumb ass.

>>52779740
I bought longs to hold overnight actually

>>52779661
if I saw this I would fire this employee on the spot

>>52779758
It’s closed every Friday night and opens on Sunday night specifically because of the Jewish sabbath. it didn’t used to be that way.

crypto looks poopy

>>52779743
Picrel


Not looking too good but I'm pretty sure we get a squeeze tommorrow on news

Well, we're fucked I guess.

>>52779778
Well don’t look now, we are literally crashing.

>>52778894
I like cream cheese, avocados and bagels but why I do I find this combo disgusting...?

>>52779364
I just want AMZN stock price to dump down toward $70 by the end of the month.

I caught the 'rona at a company event and haven't looked at the market in a week. Is SKYT doing well? Did lean hogs recover? Did the YANG gang win in the end?

>>52779661
real fucking smart, the next people that uses the coffee maker will get salmonella, dumbass

>>52779572
it's been happening since last January and it will continue happening for awhile yet to come
it's called slow downward crab
live it
love it

>>52779592
I can say from experience that the idea of "Reddit Spacing" is only partially true. I've been using double spaced formatting for a long time but I had to stop when people started calling it reddit spacing. I understand that a lot of people from reddit were using it because it makes their posts more readable but that is the nature of double spacing, it's not just an up-vote grab. I'm an oldfag and I used to reddit space before reddit got here. Now I've been shamed into writing everything into as one long stretch of text. It's annoying but I do it to pacify paranoid reddit alarmists.

>>52779846
not his problem, now is it?

i hate being a dual citizen
fuck you america

>>52779782
I dunno, nigs got a day though.

>>52779859
nothing ever happens

>>52779866
the problem isn't the double spacing alone, it's the double spacing with one-sentence-long "paragraphs".

>>52779768
t. day trading is the least risky way to trade.

>>52779867

>Clean it up wagie

>>52779879
Thats nice, now pay our taxes.

>>52779885
it's happening right now though
yesterday
today
tomorrow
it happened and will continue
DOWNWARD CRAB IS YOUR GOD NOW

>>52779895
fine but im calling you the n-word the whole time im filing

what the fuck ever happened to doing it in missionary for the sole purpose of procreation what the fuck is wrong with people, financially speaking of course

Today was crabbing so fast no one noticed the CHYNA rally is over

I don't like how the early baker doesn't give each thread an EDITION...

ok another question but a good one.

has any of you had to change your trading style after it stopped working ? The market is now shit so could be temporary now.

>>52779915
Doujinshi have convinced me mating press is the only way to fug
>Buy SOXL

>>52779324
whats the day trading strategy because all the ones i've tried suck

>>52779931
Swing trading is stressful, i only do it in extreme volatility like this market, but it's really eating up a lot of my time keeping on top of sentiment, catalysts etc. People would be a lot happier if they just bought and hold for 1 year+, and probably do better as well overall.

Day trading is a joke that gamblers do unless youre scraping with an algorithm.

>>52779937
>whats the day trading strategy because all the ones i've tried suck

i'll give you a hint: if the trend is up and the momentum is up and you short, you're a double nigger.

>>52779186
equities put call ratio

>futures

>>52779888
Yeah, I've seen it. It's not exactly a literary convention that is taught is school. Like I said, it's about readability. I used to do the same thing so I could re-arrange sentences to make more sense. I was hoping that the idea of reddit spacing would die so I could go back to posting like that but now I'm stuck 4chan spacing. I've gotten used to it. If someone came from reddit in 2016 and they haven't left by now they either know how to type like me or they are doing it on purpose to troll you.

>>52779866
>I understand that a lot of people from reddit were using it because it makes their posts more readable
Excessive double spacing ruins readability, faggot. Reddit niggers don't care about readability at all, and in past arguments about it on here they said their site's broken UI makes them press enter twice to get a single line break, so they're trying to do something similar to greentext stories and fucking it up out of habit.

>>52779782
wtf, it used to trade for 2 hours on Saturday. The kikes took comfy weekend trading from us

>>52779998
it's not about "readability" you fucking faggot, writing in the form of paragraphs with double spacing in between is about "readability".

doing it every sentence

like this

just takes up

a lot

of space

and is

annoying

as fuck.

and with that, let's stop talking about this, shall we?

>>52780003
I don't know how reddit works very well then.

>>52780024

How do you treat your npc’s goyim?

>>52779965
day trading you have to read and follow lot of stuff before and during open every day.

im going for bigger moves so i think its way less stressing. true buy and hold is the best way. i wanna shorten my learning curve and try make money faster.

>futures

>>52780024
Whats the story behind that WebM? Wasn't he just moving the bike?

>>52780053
the only things i swing trade are commodities because they're naturally cyclical and relatively predictable

compare that to something like apple... yeah you are not swing trading apple.

>>52780008
Yup, if you research every thing you do t like in the USA you will almost inevitably find the Jews are ultimately responsible for it.


It’s quite amazing really.

thoughts on MRO and SHEL? Or is XOM is better play?

>>52779931
I had no idea what to do in january. I felt like everything was overpriced but it was crabbing forever.
So I capitulated & bought at the top. I was planning to get out on a rally but desperately wanted break even, so I lost more.
I remade some buying the june dip, and again in mid august I wasn't back to break even, really wanting it to keep going up.
But my gut knew it wasn't going to keep going up to hit my personal target, I cashed out.

Bears are nervous now, a lot of them closed their shorts expecting a pop up. and my feeling is that bears are being cautious and careful, while bulls are absurdly complacent.
CNBC just ran a segment on how AAPL revenue & margins will shrink but they're still long because lol line go up.

>>52780071
The story is, you don't fuck with strangers, because you don't know which ones are crazy. The story is also don't touch my fucking bike, wagie. Bike stays, wagie goes.

>>52779903

>futures

>>52780074
yeah im going for breakout style swing trading. i should learn more about commodities and bonds.

>>52779903

>>52780113
Break outs are a bitch. Embrace the channel

>futures

STOP THE COUNT

no cocksuckin mothafuckin way we close red tomorrow. we're so oversold.

this week mild green futures led to red day.
now, its mild red futures...

>>52780038
That's a good thing. Asking their refugees to explain themselves was like that time I asked faggots to explain prolapses.

>>52780138

fucking YIELDS what the FUCK

>>52780138
>mild red

Big dump all the way until tuesday. Expect one last fake cpi pump, fake fed pump that will provide the best shorting opportunity leading into 2023.

>>52780112
this bobo is great.

Anyway, since I guess we're fucked until at least next Wednesday, I have a non sequitur question: what hair product do you guys use?
>Look at this motherfucker's hair

>>52780174
>he doesn't rub trillions of dollars against his locks nightly
ngmi

>>52780192
Have you ever handled large amounts of cash for an extended period of time? It's so fucking grimy.

>>52780024
I wouldn't expect such behavior from someone of his complexion. He should be ashamed of himself.

>>52778725
The market has always been concentrated in the largest stocks son. Trading sets prices, not in flows.

>>52780128
ok ty. yeah im gonna try it dont need the biggest moves just some good ones. i can change it if it doesnt workout but it feels the most suited.

>>52780158
ive seen futures that were redder that turned green by open.

>futures

>>52778662
Same the $75 would be worth it.

Uhhhhh guys uhhhh don't look now but
>futures

>>52780212
Insure against outbreaks, its worth the premium

>>52780201
>ashamed
anon, he's crazy. you're speaking about him like he's a rational human being in that webm.

>>52778687
s&p 500 indexes are only ~11%. The underlyings of the s&p 500 are 85% because america is the financial mecca of the world. If your company isnt listed on nasdaq or nyse are you even really a company? No. And the s&p 500 only lists the best 500 on those exchanges.

>>52780088
Explain "bears expected a pop up" when S&P went up over 10% in a month to me please. The pop up happened anon. Now we pop down, enjoy your bags. Also I did the exact opposite of you and am now in /cashgang/ after the crabbening of Nov-Dec

SWBI is going to $12 by Christmas.

What the actual fuck is going on this week?

i will cum

>>52780279
>he doesnt know

>>52780231

>futures

https://youtu.be/ScnIhjl5zeM

>>52780268
>SWBI
why have they fallen so far?

>>52780234
what do you mean? how do i do that

>>52780279
Pre FOMC jewry. Pull your stop losses if you aren't a pussy.

The Lord of Light has shown me in the flames that futures are low volume and will reverse around 2:30AM

>>52780113
>>52780128
>>52780212
im gonna do you a big favor:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

I'm shorting Disney. Their ticket prices for World gone up fucking 500%!

Did you guys know Kpop called the crash on Thursday?? I think he is a witch!!!

>>52780252
I mean really short term, closing their shorts today for a scampump tomorrow.

>>52780327
thanks will check out.

>>52778687
The biggest companies are really big. The top 10 companies in the S&P are over 28% of the S&P.

>>52780268
O_O glad I went cashgang SWBI was a big holding for me. SWBI chart history is nothing but crazy run ups and nose dives (2005 $1.25 to $16.00 2007, to $1.42 in 2008, etc) SHEEEESH

>china green
>everybody else red

>>52780364
>witch
burn him

>>52780316
stop losses?
more like stop wins
amiright guys?
hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FUTURES COMPUTER

Are we healing

>>52780299
Nuns

Futures don't matter.

im gonna have to get up early and sell the opening selloff before it recovers.

>>52780434
So you be sayin...

>>52780434
>fettuccini linguini memes
>>52780321
>posting a Jobber

Ah! I repeat Ah!

If I had futures permissions I’d be buying futures here.

Very bearish sign.

>>52780464
SPY 500 by January.

>>52780450
Jobs data gap down to afternoon gap fill?

>>52780430

do you guys think 2023 will be the year of hell or nah?

https://youtu.be/2t8VE5l0D4A

>>52780524
for like 3 months. Longer for the real estate market which is being very slow about everythin

>>52780524
Yea every year will get a minimum of 5% worse than the year before

>>52780524
also, what drugs is this dude on? his eyes are super fucking red

>>52780524
why this niggas eyes blood fuckin red

>futures

Any good orange juice stocks to invest in?

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/orange-juice-futures-limit-global-supply-squeeze

GOYS, CHOINA REOPENED FOR THE 6TH TIME IN 5 DAYS! BUY BUY BUY!

why dont stock exchanges just stop everyone from selling? then the line only goes up

>>52780555
>>52780558
apparently the dude got a BAD flu for the last few days. still making videos even when sick, kek

>>52780516

We will likely rally if jobs report has alot of red

>>52780562
>literally squeezing the orange juice shorts
When we run out of OJ we can use the blood of shorts

>>52780524
I don’t trust meth addicts

>>52780434

>>52780626
ok David Hunter

>>52780524
steven van metre eats his own shit
i've seen it

I saw where my boss’s boss DM’d my boss and said that I’m a cocky novice. Cocky? Yeah I can see that. Novice? No. I think she intensely hates me on a personal level. She’s never said anything to my face.

>>52780701
ok novice

>>52780701
Quit being cocky. Quit being a novice.

>>52780719
>>52780710
I’m literally not a novice. I have 2 interviews lined up next week. Going to try to keep my cocky novice mouth shut until I have a new job lined up. This job fucking sucks and idk why I endured it so long when this bitch hates me.

>>52780701
>she
I think women can make ok middle managers but they don't belong in any boss's boss positions. In my experience they are tyrants

>>52780770
I’m an IC so boss’s boss = middle manager. I thought she was really great but I guess the feeling is not mutual

I worked 60 hours last week including Sunday and I guess my tone wasn’t as neutral as I thought it was when I suggested it wasn’t fair that only the one on-call guy was eligible for the overtime pay for that, given that we all worked overtime

>>52780770
>In my experience they are
Incompetent

>>52780606
>if jobs report has alot of red
And if it doesn't? Flat open?

>>52780806
I mean direct supervisor to grunts. I guess technically anyone under CEO level can be middle management.
that shits not worth it, I quit a big corporate job with a wench like that for very similar reasons. someone else fucked up so my division was expected to work 70 hours to fix it, without any paid overtime.
All for only 10% wages more than a smaller business. I was complaining about it to a fellow wagie and he reported my comment to my super's supervisor. So she fucking called me asking me if I was going to show up or not.
I gradually came to hate (wagies).

>*CHINA ASKS INSURERS TO BUY BONDS AS RETAIL INVESTORS PULL BACK

What did they mean by this...?

>futures

>>52780911
no idea, I'm dumb

>META crabbed today
>AAPL crabbed today
alright, which one of you fucks interfered with my puts? thing were going smooth until today.

>>52780911
NNNUUUUUUUUUT

>>52780965
Buy puts 2 years out. You then have two years to be finally right

>>52780698
>steven van metre
some people take trading advice from him ? isn t it faster to burn your cash ?

>>52780992
Can you get immediately theta raped on a 730 DTE?

>>52780895
Glad to hear I’m in the company of birds of a feather here on /smg/. Wageism sucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-KyLQujQA

Why did that one AI stock never take off? C3AI? Seems like the perfect meme.

I just want a beautiful JAV tier wife. And stocks. And a house. And the end of clown world.

>>52780992
ah yes, everyone should buy LEAPS. then we can all win.

New

>>52781026
>>52781026

pic related triggered me

>>52778655
>>52778707
I never knew that DFENS was a mech engineer. That explains so much.

>>52781009
No. Puts that far out are basically a pure delta and depending on ITM or OTW a gamma play. Evga perhaps depending on what’s going on but theta is very low that far out.

>>52780965
You were supposed to short over 405 on SPY and close under 395

>>52781041
>Evga perhaps depending on what’s going on
A lot from now till Dec 2025. Or nothing. Who knows

>>52781062
i bought these puts days before the market rallied because my TA showed a downward trend. tldr of course the market would do something like this. luckily i didn't buy short dated puts

>>52781103
>my TA
You don't need to try to be a wizard, you just need to see where it's being beaten down while keeping in mind that it will not dump in december because of the low volume.

>>52780201
This, usually bike thieves are black.

futures

smallcaps are bleeding from their asshole again
based

I just shorted 10 year T-Notes futures

>>52780626
This guy is really good. He talks about your pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZfMdWTZG-Q

>>52781226
Is that an electric bus?

I know this is the stock market thread, but you guys know about investments better than anyone.

Guys my major is English and I'm a senior. I have 2-3 semesters left. I have 1 hour left to register for classes. Am I crazy for just...not registering? I can't finish up an English degree in good faith. Might make it a minor and switch to a comp sci major...I'm really fucking bad at math though and I failed college precalculus two times. I just don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore. I'm 22...

College isn't putting me into financial ruin, but I do feel like I'm wasting time and money. I just feel like I wouldn't want to do any of the careers my degree sets me up for. Feels like I've wasted the past year. I despise learning English Literature in a modern academic environment. I'm honestly thinking about just biting the bullet and switching to comp sci. Surely I can learn the math if I put my mind to it, right?

>>52781960
Why not double major?
I have a good friend who is a technical writing manager. He has a master's in English.
If you had a double major in English and some form of technical or engineering field you could do really well.
If you have an engineering undergrad degree you could get a law degree and become an intellectual property lawyer. They make loads of money. An English degree would help with this. Your job would be to register patents for companies and find others who have infringed on your clients' intellectual property rights.
English isn't useless; it just needs a context within which to be applied.
I hope this helps, fren.

>>52781960
Switching would probably require another 3-4 years of school. You're probably better off finishing the degree and finding a McJob that requires a degree to filter out applicants.
coooding is a bit of a meme there are plenty of other jobs.