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>> No.52770612

>baking 10 post before bump limit
stop making threads so early nigger

>> No.52770656
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>>52770564
first for himeno!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52770714
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We're already in a recession. Why is the new tactic this weird denial and redefining of reality until reality slams them in the face rather than getting in front of the problem? They did the same shit with the effectiveness of the vaccine and they did the same shit with inflation in general. Now they're doing the same shit with the recession. We aren't in a recession because the new definition of recession that we just made up says we're not...Well, we might be GOING into a recession but it will be a "soft landing"...Well turns out we're in a recession, but it's a "soft landing"...Well turns out the recession is not a soft landing, oops!...Well turns out we're in a depression, but it's Putins fault. What the fuck is going on with reality.

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>>52770714
Because, ultimately this shit does ride on public perception. Take the residential housing market for example: it's absolutely shitting the bed and not a peep in the media. When they want to pull it, then you see the headlines.

>> No.52770734

I don't see a single good play these days. Think I'm going to go cash and wait for an idea

>> No.52770752

>rent price falling
>oil and gas price falling
CPI data will be bullish, 50benispoints confirmed and we will get a santa rally next week

>> No.52770762
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.52770775

When is oil gonna make a comeback?

>> No.52770792

the rise and fall of empires

>> No.52770794

Oatsbros wgmi

>> No.52770802

>>52770792
Fuckin nerds playing map painting games.

>> No.52770811
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>AAPL

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i blame niggers.

>> No.52770840

kek

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Mumu?

>> No.52770853
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Goddamn it we're just going to crab for a week, aren't we?

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>>52770564
What you been buying smg?

I got green energy stocks.
China stocks and I just got activision stocks expecting a 25% increase.

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>>52770853
This isn't a crab

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>>52770856
Zoom out.

>> No.52770877

>>52770853
10 minutes
We are waiting for Canada

>> No.52770883

I was really hoping for a nice bounce so I could reload more shorts

>> No.52770889
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psssst anon, you still have time to rack up more lossess....i mean turn profit this year, no trade is a risky bet if your gut says so

>> No.52770895

>>52770877
Fucking leafs? Really?

>> No.52770911
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I'm just not going to sell my AAPL puts

>> No.52770921

5 red days in a fucking row are you serious
fuck this nigger market

>> No.52770926

So it's basically confirmed we are in a global recession with all central banks tightening because of retarded Covid policies and no chance of restrictive monetary/fiscal policies and yet the SPY is still trading at a P/E of 19 where typical recessionary P/E's bottom out around 11. That's in a normal recession.

kek, baggies, kek

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>>52770895
yes

>> No.52770936
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Oil is undervalued and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

>> No.52770943

>>52770911
Based.

>> No.52770956

I lost the overview

>> No.52770962

>>52770921
try 50 red days in a row

>> No.52770964

ASO SISTERS ITS OUR TIME IN THE SUN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52770968
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>>52770932
Bullshit non country with an economy based on real estate shenanigans. Great.

>> No.52770974
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I might buy hundreds of the cheapest spy options that expire on Tuesday right before Monday close. The CPI data usually moves the market before Tuesday opening... I just have to figure out if its bullish or bearish...

>> No.52770980

>>52770911
Why trade spy when appl exists?
Just buy puts, lmao
Is seven inches big enough? Asking for a friend

>> No.52770984

>>52770968
yes, real estate, depending on the leaf banks decision a sector that might get fucked harder or less harder and could easily spread

>> No.52770986

>>52770802
a dab of green and a lot of red fren

>> No.52770989

>>52770980
SPY doesn't screw you on option premiums

>> No.52771009

We go green if Canada does 25 bps even if it is bearish. We go further red if it’s 50 bps even if it’s more bullish

>> No.52771013

BOIL bros...

>> No.52771015

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.52771019

Good leafs. 0.5

>> No.52771020

>>52770984
I think they might also export oil and maybe my shampoo was made there.

>> No.52771021

>>52771009
No one gives a shit about Canada

>> No.52771025

Imagine not buying this oil dip lol lmao even

>> No.52771026

>>52771015
bank of canada interest rate hike 50 bps as expected

>> No.52771028
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>>52770853
No, SPY will dump and dump hard. Test 380 by EOW.

>> No.52771036

>>52771021
They supply a significant amount of natural resources to America, they’re kind of important. If one of our gas stations goes down, that’s not going to be good for us

>> No.52771047

Thanks for the money pivot copers


Meet Kevin
@realMeetKevin
·
Dec 2
Jerome Powell is panicking. He realized the bond market's yield inversion is SO BAD, based on history, we need to cut rates 500 basis points (5%) SOON. That would basically mean cutting to 0 to avert a deep, dirty recession.

Prepare for a glorious Fed u-turn & massive deflation

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>>52770762
Son of Sam a lam

>> No.52771057

>>52771020
Something like 20% is real estate and mining and manufacturing something along 10%

>> No.52771060

>>52771036
The rate hikes of the Canadian central bank don't matter I meant

>> No.52771062

>>52771047
meet kevin is a retarded real estate doomer who lost all his money trading stocks

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>>52771028
>Namefag
>Metalsfag (miners lol)
>Options gambler
>Coomer

>> No.52771083

>>52771047
Larp
if this accoutn exists its an astro turf account
No real person uses the ADVERTISING all caping of RANDOM words

>> No.52771084

Someone post the pic of the Nasdaq guy with the inner city kids I need a laugh

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>>52770936

>> No.52771094

>>52771047
>lowering interest rates
>deflationary
Explain yourself right the fuck now, cause that shits all retarded

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>>52771047
We will have negative rates, once Jpow roles out the FedCoin.

>> No.52771114

tell me anons can we take a sporting good company to 20b cap

>> No.52771123

>>52771114
Academy is unironically a well run company. Clean and nice stores, great prices, good house brands. No surprise they're always packed near me

>> No.52771132

Bobros wtfwt
I thought we were getting a sustained doompa
Why do mumutrannies keep slurping le dip

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crab day

>> No.52771134
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Well this is retarded fucking cancer. I take it the Shit&Piss is going to be shidding and subsequently farding $700 billion market cap every 5 minutes for the entire day?

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>>52771133
Just like the chart said

>> No.52771141

>>52771123
I think it has some growing pains to go through as a public company its gains since IPO has been unreal

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>>52771072
I love the female body. What are you, gay?

>> No.52771152

If AAPL gives up 140 its literally over lol

>> No.52771154

>>52771132

SOFT LANDING

>> No.52771163
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>>52771142
Well, once you've had the opportunity to touch one, get back to us.

>> No.52771166

>>52771142
>metalschad
>coomer (this is a positive)
AND MY AXE
I also bought SLV calls...

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>>52771154
>SOFT LANDING

>> No.52771170

>>52771134
Yes, does that upset you?

>> No.52771175
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I got shaken out

>> No.52771179

>>52771142
Who IS this semon demon
If you're so great baggie, let us know. Otherwise fuck you. Imma fap to Kendra lust again

>> No.52771193
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INSANE VOLATILITY

>> No.52771199

Weird market again today
Probably wise to take some profits on my protective shorts here

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>>52771163

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>>52770693

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52771234
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Everyone has been screaming trying to short and long, yet my portfolio of TLT, TIP, and flipping TMF calls has done nothing but point upwards for weeks.

>> No.52771239
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FUCK CARVANA

I’m not very good at shorting. I’ll take the small gain but I should have re-shorted.

>> No.52771240

I'm getting front runned, they never hit my number

>> No.52771248

>>52771234
You do know it's fucking gay saving a naked dude on your phone. Lmfao. There, I said it.

>> No.52771258

>>52770921
cry more bulltard

>> No.52771259
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Pivot fags, hit me with the newest cope.

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>>52771216
At least post the red one.

>> No.52771267
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Should I call it for today?

>> No.52771272

>>52771248
Either
>Child
or
>Severe Autism

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>>52771234
At this point, loading up on spy puts is a no brainer.

>> No.52771276

Buy oil NOW you ducking benchods

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>>52771259
Uh, one more week?

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>>52771272
What if I'm both
Better than being a gay nigger (you) with images of a jacked homo on his phone

>> No.52771292

What the fuck. How has QQQ not touched its 200WMA yet? Its at 278~

>> No.52771293

>>52771276
>buy energy into the recession
Short Carvana

>> No.52771295
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>dead thread
>dead market
Where did it all go so wrong? Did SOXL really ruin that many anons?

>> No.52771299

>>52771267
>Walmart says shoplifting could lead to closures
well maybe if the fucking government would stop protecting niggers with these “it’s not a big deal if they take less than $1000 worth” laws, we wouldn’t be having this issue right now.

>> No.52771301
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SPY is at the same value as mid May.

>> No.52771305

>>52771239
>carvana
holy kek LMAO

>> No.52771312
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/OJ flat today

>> No.52771313

>>52771267
take some profits, invest in a put

>> No.52771317
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You did stack barbarous relics, right anon?

>> No.52771319

>>52771299
sometimes you get what you deserve.

>> No.52771326

>>52771305
Imagine getting a 90% gain but only adds up to 2% of your portfolio. Do you understand this pain?

>> No.52771330

call me mr. poopyfarts

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>>52771317
tfw no qt rare earth metal gf

>> No.52771341

>>52771295
still refuse to believe that anybody actually buys what is being shilled in here, the last good call was nrgd with a 1000% gain

>> No.52771349

>>52771341
This nigga literally putting calls on leveraged inverse etfs.

>> No.52771378

>>52771349
when the short volume goes down by 90% on an inverted etf in a week that is usually a sign that it goes up next.

>> No.52771379

>>52771274
You know damn well those tits hang all the way down to her ankles.

>> No.52771385

why the fuck is DRV down today

>> No.52771394
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Crude -5.187MM, Exp. -3.418MM
Gasoline +5.319MM
Distillate +6.159MM
Cushing -373K
Production +12.2MM/d, +100kbpd
SPR drain: 2.1MM
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1600513444549009408

>> No.52771412
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uhh hamchads how we feelin about this?

>> No.52771413
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We crabbing today aren't we?

>> No.52771427

What the fuck?
when do we get the oversold bounce already?
thought it would be today

>> No.52771436

>>52771336
silver isn't a rare earth metal, its a fucking transition metal you uneducated faggot.

>> No.52771440

>>52771394
Explain. Why do people unironically use fourth parties to get information if the third party isnt behind a pay wall

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>>52771413
yup.

>> No.52771447

>>52771394
>Crude -5.187MM, Exp. -3.418MM
>SPR drain: 2.1MM
how much is left?

>> No.52771451

>>52771394
bullish for oil?

>> No.52771452

>>52771427
must be at a different price cuz qqq 200wma is at 278 and it hasn't touched it yet which is SHOULD bounce from

>> No.52771459

>>52771274
wait until it goes higher like 400ish then short

>> No.52771468

>>52771394
YUGE product builds... not looking good oilchuds

>> No.52771469

>>52771427
>oversold
Still up almost 4% for the month. We just need a decent pause before dumping further. Markets can’t go straight down forever.

>> No.52771481

>>52771447
Around 60% i guess

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Bros... I just ran the numbers in Excel
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>> No.52771488

>>52771459
>implying that's happening this week
We're hitting 380-370 eow and rallying 20 dollah on cpi data

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>>52771484

>> No.52771499

>>52771484
can you put a tl;dr on that wall of text?

>> No.52771500

>get call from recruiter
>call her back same day
>no response
>call her back but another day at the same time
>still no response
These people are fucking children.

>> No.52771510

>>52771488
futures will hit 4020.75 by thursday afternoon then begins the big doomp next week like you said

>> No.52771512

>>52771499
Sure: we're all fucked, until we aren't

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>tfw averaged at $48 for SOXL

How many more weeks until I make it??

>> No.52771518
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Does /smg/ find it easier to travel while single or as a couple? I have a trip to Japan in a few months but i've recently gone steady with a girl, she made it obvious to me that she wants to come but my tickets have already been bought 9 months ago through pts and their business class tickets.

What do I do in this situation?
Do I purchase economy tickets and let these pts go to waste or do I fork up alot of money $8k (based on my estimate) to get her to come into business class with me?
I make good money but i'm not rich so the latter option i'm trying to avoid, but I wouldn't be happy to lose out on almost $3000 worth of miles/pts.

>> No.52771526

>>52771515
278

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>>52771500
>ghosted on tinder and now by job recruiters
embarrassing for you

>>52771515
jfc what was your initially price at

>> No.52771536

>>52771518
it's just a flight, make her sit in the back with the niggers jfc

>> No.52771537

>>52771488
>We're hitting 380-370 eow

Dude I'm a bear but this is fucking retarded lol. You would need two -5% days in a row.

>> No.52771544

>>52771317
>small little tight bodied pink-toed tatted up brown woman
My weakness, I kneel for she

>> No.52771548

>>52771518
is this a bot post because it reads like an open ai post

>> No.52771557

>>52771518
Do you want to marry her? Is she worth spending $8k?

>> No.52771558

>>52771500
Shit moves fast on both sides of the employment game. I had 8 interviews set up last week and nobody showed up, probably because they all found jobs before I could interview them. That recruiter probably filled the position before you could even call her back.

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>>52771312
>tfw I bought oats
btw where do you find this chart? I tried googling but couldn't find it at all

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>>52771537
I have calls and I can smell a nice fear dump coming by noon today
Do you feel it?
That low volume before the rape
Nothing but Tuesday's cpi can hold this rapage

>> No.52771582

>>52771518
>easier
Single, hands down. It is a lot of fun to travel with my wife and I love having her but compared to my diving trips with the guys everything is harder.

Dunno what youre traveling for but expect her to be entertained by you 24/7.

>> No.52771607

>>52771527
>tinder
Why is sex the only thing you think about at any given time?

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>>52770936
#oilgang loading up on XOM

>> No.52771617

>>52771379
They hang to her elbows when she’s on all fours.

>> No.52771620

>>52771558
That just sounds fake.

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>>52771518
What a cuck. Imagine not going and fucking dozens of slanty, stinky, hairy yellow pussies. You dumb dumb nigger faggot.

>> No.52771648
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52771648

>>52771484
I still don’t get it

>> No.52771659

Congress is voting on the National Defence Appropriations Bill today, has a lot of shit buried in it.

>> No.52771670

>>52771518
Do yourself a big favor and leave her at home.

>> No.52771676
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52771676

Holy shit, those green candles
Is this.....
IS THIS...
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!

>> No.52771678

>>52771659
Billions to ukraine?

>> No.52771680

why is this crab so violent

>> No.52771687

>>52771620
I assure you it isn't fake. We almost went out of business because of it. Luckily some zoomer really wanted the job at the last minute and bought us some time. We inevitably are going to go out of business, I just hope I can buy more time and stack more cash.

>> No.52771694

>>52771676
An oversold bump is expected...

>> No.52771695
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>>52771680
Crabs are peaceful creatures who by their nature are only violent in self defense

>> No.52771698

>>52771680
no liquidity, dead order books, piss poor volume

>> No.52771706

>>52771678
Among many many other things, including the SAFE Bank Act, and a requirement for companies that want to sell technology to the Federal government to only us US made semiconductors.

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>>52771676
ooo!

>> No.52771708

>>52771459
That be the 2nd shoulder on the head and shoulders so yeah that makes sense too.

Either will work :)

>> No.52771710

>>52771317

lol silver is for brokies

>> No.52771712

>>52771687
>we're going out of business because no one wants to work
That's a "work for 10/hr" job.

>> No.52771720
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52771720

Glad I closed my short for a small profit ($0.14). Now I'm 100% a commodity chad (lumber and oats, I got em because they're cheap).

>> No.52771721
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52771721

>>52771488
Checked and based

>> No.52771723

>>52771695
lmao, if you relax around crabs you'll get what you fucking deserve.

>> No.52771725

>>52771625
kek his look of disappointment

>> No.52771730

>bought a bunch of SOXL at 10:40
>market immediately pumps
I have the magic touch.

>> No.52771731

I missed buying a spy 0dte 395 call for .60, worth 1.50 now cuz i wanted a cheaper price many such cases

>> No.52771733

>>52771706
They really need to pass a law that new bills can only be ~5pages so the dems cant hide shit in them like this.

>> No.52771737
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>>52771607
>Pounding meat pissers is a status symbol. It reflects you worked hard for it, no money can buy it, you cannot inherit it, you cannot steal it. You cannot hold onto it without constant work. it shows discipline, it shows self-respect, it shows patience, work ethic and passion. That's why I do what I do.
Also you sound low T, you should get that checked.

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52771740

i bought SPXU so the market will rally

>> No.52771750

I need to stop wasting my money on fucking SOXL. What are some other good stocks?

>> No.52771752
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52771752

Check the price mumus!!!

>> No.52771755

I GOT UP TO DO DISHES AND WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO?????????????????????????????

>> No.52771756

>>52771625
lmao.
what a whore.
opinion discared.

>> No.52771757

>>52771712
Not that cheap, but yeah more or less. But it's not just shit companies like us. Larger companies are having a hard time finding help too. The fact of the matter is the United States is over as the world economic leader. China is going to lead the way when it's comes to business and labor. People I the US just quit their jobs and steal. It's become such a problem that Walmart says they are going to have to close stores and raise prices.

>> No.52771760

>>52771752
say it with me goy "priced in"

>> No.52771763

>>52771625
how many do you think 8k will get him? approximately

>> No.52771767

WHY WONT SILVERGATE STAY DOWN

WHY IS CARVANA NOT ZEEEEEERO??

>> No.52771766

>>52771733
its not about the amount of pages its about slipping unrelated policies by omnibussing. Congress needs to get their budgets be far more specific

>> No.52771783

>>52769958
>>XLC
>not oversold
>>XLY
>not oversold, down move beginning
>>XLP
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLE
>a little oversold, still a bit more room to downside
>>XLF
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLV
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLI
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLB
>overbought, down move just beginning
>>XLRE
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLK
>not oversold, room to downside
>>XLU
>overbought, down move just beginning
>You're playing with fire here going long
>5 out of 11 sectors are still overbought
>only energy sector and financials are a little oversold
>there is huge room to downside - very great pot odds of more pull back to come
>wait til 5+ sectors are oversold
What measures does one use to determine if something is overbought or oversold? Is it an indicator, intuition, etc.?

>> No.52771785
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>>52771757
>China is going to lead the way when it's comes to business and labor.
China is literally in the middle of a demographic bomb going off. 500 million bugmen are going to retire and go on government pensions by ~2040. They have no children to replace their labour force. Their one child policy absolutely fucked them.

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52771793

>>52771767
It's like shorting tether, you know it's going to collapse some day but somehow the trade just doesn't work right.

>> No.52771804

>>52771757
i'm overstaffed as fuck. like what do you have a problem retaining good help?

>> No.52771819

>>52771785
they'll just have to import pajeets and niggers

>> No.52771822

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
Santa rally is now glistening
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight
Pumping in christmas rally land

>> No.52771825

OIL SISSIES WHAT THE FUCK WE BROKE SUPPORT

>> No.52771831

>>52771785
It definitely did fuck them but they have over a billion people. The US has like $350 million and are having NO kids by design. People are either sterilizing themselves or aborting all their kids. Even a depleted china is leagues above the US. They have a work culture over their, while brutal, is far more productive than america could ever dream to be. You can pretend everything is fine here like so many others, but it's definitely not.

>> No.52771838

>>52771793
Are you actually short tether? What’s the borrow like? And if it collapses, what happens to your collateral? Counterparty risk?

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>>52771819
I'll give you a deal. $15.

>> No.52771850
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>>52770564
What the hell happened? The futures were red just a couple of hours ago

>> No.52771859

>>52771695
Kaiju kino
>>52771500
Job market is just downright weird now. I'm trying to get a new job after tech layoffs ruined my comfy position, and there's a million jobs available even while companies lay people off all over. I hate interviewing so much.

>> No.52771860

>>52771850
The equity markets opened... Stupid equity markets, always disturbing our futures...

>> No.52771861

>>52771825

next stop: 65

There is no such reality as "oversold," you NPCs.

>> No.52771867

>>52771850
THE FUTURE IS NOW.

>> No.52771876

394 puts for friday, easy money. NO RELIEF MUMU

>> No.52771879

>>52771831
Post eyes slant eye

>> No.52771881

>>52771838
That's a whale trying to force a depeg with defi tricks, not me. But pre-FTX the cost to borrow was only 3%, now is something like 15-20%. Lots of counterparty risk due to exploitable defi platforms.

>> No.52771886

>>52771850
Wait for it little bear

>> No.52771895

>>52771876
we WILL get an oversold bounce. the question is just when. I will wait for that to happen.

>> No.52771896

>>52771804
Easy problem to fix. Fire some people.
>>52771859
There are still way to many fucking jobs out there. Jerome needs to stop pussy footing around and fix the problem. Jack unemployment up to 10%, bleed everyone out, and you fix 2 problems at once.

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>>52771708
what time frame fren? 1 hr looks like it could be forming a h&s yeah

>> No.52771911

>>52771861
Fuck you.

>> No.52771913

>>52771881
>15 - 20
did you miss a point? currently its between 1.15 and 3 for stable coins

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>>52771895
We're not even done with the overbought dip you absolute mong
The bounce is going to be legendary but that's only gonna happen on Tuesday after hitting 380
DO YOU SEEEE

>> No.52771933

>>52771879
Not a chink. You should look into the work culture of China and get back to me.

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>>52771911

hate the game, not the playaaaaaaa

>> No.52771935

when I say santa you say rally

>> No.52771936
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52771936

It's over. SPY will never be under 390 again.

>> No.52771939

>>52771413
Copper has nice crabbing price action. slightly up but mostly crab

>> No.52771940

>>52771842
i already got a big quart jar full of pickled green beans now.

>> No.52771950

>>52771819
Not a bad plan as long as they do it like the Kuwaitis. Keep them isolated in camps in the desert when not at work. Don’t let them mingle with population, and send them home before they get too comfortable.

>> No.52771952

>>52771925
If you havent gotten the Memo yeat, here it comes.
MARKET FAKE AND GAY!
u neverkniow what absolutly retarded shit could happen right when u think u know what will happen.

>> No.52771953

>>52771933
they are about to lose 50% of their work force in 20 years. China is done, they fucked themselves with socialism

>> No.52771964

>>52771831
>You can pretend everything is fine here like so many others, but it's definitely not.
I'm not saying it's fine in North America at all, I'm simply saying China has a much worse demographic trend and their long term growth is way more precarious than the US. In the west, the bad case scenario is 2 workers for 1 retiree (as opposed to 5:1 right now). In China their best case scenario over the next 50+ years is 1:1. No immigrants, no children, no long term growth. Exact same problem Japan has.

>> No.52771971

>>52771842
Do you really get $15 for that? Good job man

>> No.52771973

>>52771895

I wouldn't even consider buying if the rest of the week closed red, technical bounce or not. I'll consider it at 350, but literally why the fuck would I buy dogshit overvalued companies into a severe recession?

>> No.52771974

>>52770564
JEPI bros where we at? Thanks to the anons last month that told me to buy in sets of 100 so the dividend rebuys another share on its own

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52771976

Find another market to sully, you evil coward

>> No.52771984

>>52771964
They could literally just bring in immigrants and enslave them and nobody would do anything about it, since half the US government is on china's payroll.

>> No.52771985

>>52771952
Jokes on you, I'm absolutely retarded with a luck and chr of 10 that let's me fly by

>> No.52771989

Is anybody slurping oil here? It's at the 52W low

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52771994

>>52771952
tldr

>> No.52771998

Shorting oil right now is money in the bank baby!

>> No.52772004

>>52771984
>Get btfo by Vietnam again
They can try. China is doomed for the next 500 years again.

>> No.52772010

Everyone and I mean EVERYONE expected a Santa rally - it was obvious to me that we would dump instead.

SPY to 340

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>>52771239
>CARVANA
-98% ytd. Holy shit. The only smart move they've made was to buy Adessa Auto Auction.

Too bad Cox Automotive/Manheim auctions aren't public. Play both sides.

>> No.52772020
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52772020

It's been a long time. What is the current scam? Since SOXL beheeming I lack inspiration, I have now muse from which the creative investing ideas flow forth. No news seems definitive.
What do buy? What is the macro thesis? It seems to me the global market is in a restless dream state and can't wake up.

>> No.52772027

>>52772010
santa rally isnt off, put call ratio dumping. bottom shorters in da house

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52772034

>>52771971
Yes yes, yes I do. Last weekend in Helen I sold $4,376 worth of cumjam and pickles.

>> No.52772036

>>52772010
Uh, one more week sweaty.

>> No.52772043

>>52772020
Just hold cash until the market shits it's pants in the beginning of 2023

>> No.52772044
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52772044

>>52772020
>What do buy?
Whatever feels safest for you to hold in a stagflation/recession.

>> No.52772048
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52772048

what to slurp?

>> No.52772050
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52772050

>>52770656

>> No.52772055

>>52770974
If you are betting on an outsized move and wanna lottery ticket play then just buy way out of the money on both sides; the options are so cheap anyway and if you are right you’ll make so much it won’t matter that half of them go to zero.

>> No.52772056

>>52772034
who are the people you scam? Who would pay $15 for shit?

>> No.52772062
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52772069

>>52772020
the scam is everything.

>> No.52772070

spiky crab.

>> No.52772083

>>52772069
Unironically, this feels like the actual problem.

>> No.52772087
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>>52772048
I'm not buying anything until after Hanukkah

>> No.52772091
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>>52772056
Old white ladies. They love me.

>> No.52772100
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>>52772034
is there time to do something like this for a christmas gift for me mum? any tips or things to avoid?

>> No.52772111

If AAPL breaks 140 its over

>> No.52772112
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52772112

blood orgy incoming

>> No.52772119

>>52772100
use cheese cloth to strain out the pubes

>> No.52772122

>>52772091
women suffrage was a mistake

>> No.52772137

>>52772055
>t. premium collector
they are cheap because no one fucking wants them.

>> No.52772141
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52772141

>>52772122
Checked and based

>> No.52772149

>>52772091
>Selling $15 for raspberry/pepper jam
What a crafty idea. It's like Jordan Belfort selling dogshit penny stocks to retards (both rich and poor) - they all deserved to get ripped off for being so gullible.

>> No.52772154

>>52771518
You seriously posted this in /smg/ after literally everyone in /trv/ told you you’re being a retard ?

>> No.52772165

Thinking of going long on some tech stocks with the dip in the market.

>> No.52772166

>>52772149
Whoops. blackberry*

>> No.52772175

>>52772149
it's the cum that demands the high price
there's a reason white old white women love it

>> No.52772177

>>52772166
Rofl remember the Blackberry/RIM shills?

>> No.52772185

>>52771783
the main things that I am looking at when looking at sectors like this is a combination of
>candlestick reading / trend reading
>support / resistance
>RSI
>MACD
>Keltner Channels
>Moving averages 50/100/200
the easiest for you to visualize as someone new to chart analysis is Keltner Channels on the 1 day and 4 hour
if it is above the channel, it is overbought, if it is below the channel it is oversold
this is very simple way of looking at it, and is not 100% certain by any means - you take everything into account, and it's just 1 indicator of many
partially it is also intuition
what also helps is if you look up all the components and their weights in these sectors, and to know whether the top weighted stocks are also overbought / oversold
if all the individual oil stocks are overbought (which they were 2 weeks ago) then the sector as a whole is too, and it'll drag down

>> No.52772190

>>52772154
well he is a retard so not surprising

>> No.52772198

The charts for major indexes are in full penny stock behavior territory. This is not good into declining liquidity. Full alert issued that black Monday tier circuit breakers are now a possibility on any bad news

>> No.52772200

>>52772165
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no
Buy 5 dte calls once we hit spy 385
Youll lose value most likely, but Tuesday will be exuberant

>> No.52772211
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52772211

>>52771936

>> No.52772214

>>52772198
So... Santa rally?

>> No.52772216
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52772216

what the fuck was that....

>> No.52772236

>>52772141
Judging from the quote it seems like the old fart misunderstood his life choices in its entirety.

>> No.52772248

>>52772211
Are those meat stalactites?

>> No.52772257

>>52772185
keltner + trend filter + scaling in to positions.

>> No.52772261
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52772261

>>52772100
Go to local farmers markets. If you want the best and want to pay shipping email Jamanon712@gmail.com and I'll send you a inventory list.

>> No.52772267

thoughts on MRO and SHEL? Or is XOM is better play?

>> No.52772268
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>>52772216
my slow downward crab theory is becoming reality

>> No.52772273
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52772273

Jesus this market sucks balls.
Good night smg i cant watch this shit today

>> No.52772277

>>52772261
Based jamanon good to see you bro

>> No.52772279

>>52772200
dont think i will

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>>52772248
>meat stalactites
They're garloids

>> No.52772286
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52772286

>>52772214
Cramer called for one again this year, so probably not... Last years santa rally was literally buying the top

>> No.52772288

>>52772190
Good point anon

>> No.52772289

>>52772236
He didnt realize he was fighting for (((them)))

>> No.52772302

>>52772236
Imagine being a WW2 vet and seeing how much of a degenerate shit hole the US has become. I watched the video from that quote and it's just sad. Hell even the difference between the 90's and today are enough to make you feel that way. This nation is culturally dead.

>> No.52772307

>>52772282
Don't bully the slime mold, anon.

>> No.52772324
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52772324

>>52772277
I try to pop in from time to time. But I've got to actually get back to work so good luck on your plays today m8

>> No.52772329

>>52772198
everything trades like a pennystock. weirdly enough except pennystocks and other scam markets

>> No.52772332

>>52772261
>under-ripe and clearly old habaneros and eaqually old / bruised under-ripe poorly grown strawberries
>the best

Ami being trolled?

>> No.52772333
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52772333

>>52772324
thanks man

>> No.52772334

>>52770714
i think they just hate us and dont feel accountable

>> No.52772335
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52772335

>>52772286
>Last years santa rally was literally buying the top
I was memeing about a Santa rally, but that was funny as hell the Fed sold the top.

>> No.52772339

>>52772302
Yeah if my grandpas were still alive who fought in WW2 could have seen what America is like in 2022 before going into the army they would’ve been like “Nope I’m not fighting for that”

>> No.52772346

>>52772302
>>52772339


100% this and agree.

>> No.52772352

>>52772185
>>52772257
Cool, thanks. I'm a very casual investor but things like channels and overbought/sold I want to learn more about, maybe I'm drawn to them because of the visual aspect idk

>> No.52772358

>>52770714
media stopped making money from telling the truth
also Q3 GDP showed positive growth, recession canceled
haha

>> No.52772370
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52772370

>>52771561
nta but that's Finviz's >futures page: https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

They've also got a sector heat map here: https://finviz.com/map.ashx

>> No.52772371

New

>>52772368
>>52772368

>> No.52772381

>>52772332
by "best" he means his cum

>> No.52772402

>>52772332
You don't know what a Scotch Bonnet looks like you mong?

>> No.52772405
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52772405

>>52772332
I just wanted to post my new knife I got yesterday. Just appreciate the beauty of my new knaifu.

>> No.52772404

>>52772370
Thanks

>> No.52772413

>>52772302
>Hell even the difference between the 90's and today are enough to make you feel that way.
I suspect that one of the main catalysts that put this species on its downward spiral was the emergence of porn on VHS.
The omnipresence of hardcore pornography starting with VHS to streaming porn nowadays has done immeasurable harm.
At least that's my opinion.

Also, decades of males jacking off to "teenage pornography" directly leads to the pedo acceptance degeneracy that's happening today.
Pornography is a LARP and teenage years start at age 13.
Now add billions of people fapping to that fantasy for decades on end and you get this shit hole of a global society that we live in today.

>> No.52772426

>>52772352
you really have to scale in to the positions because those bands will keep breaking most of the time.
like that you get a better entry price for your trades.
know when to gtfo as well. problem is, the more you bet, the lower is your "gtfo tolerance" and you will do stupid shit.
better bet smaller than bigger and let the trades build up.

>> No.52772439

>>52772405
Honorobu Nippon steel folded 9001 times

>> No.52772440

>>52772405
those are some very fine knives
peak japanese autism

>> No.52772445

>>52771989
One word. Deflation.

>> No.52772447

>>52772405
those knives look like they cost more than I am able to trade at one time. impressive, very nice

>> No.52772526

>>52772261
what kind of knife is that? looks like it's some kind of damascus steel or some shit

>> No.52772532

>>52772141
Several Pizza Boxes displayed like that’s a real achievement. Maybe if he was a better shot less boys would have died.

>> No.52772569

>>52772149
I would bet that jam anon’s customers don’t feel like they were ripped off so not at all like Jordon Belfort.

>> No.52772652

>>52772439
Kek

>> No.52773142

>>52772324
Meatball babies.

>> No.52774047

>>52771267
If it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell.