/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52766907
me too, kid

Wtf I am melting up again

FUCK THE PLEBBITOR DISCORD TRANNIES THAT TOOK OVER /K/!!!!!

>>52766930

fucking now what

>>52766930
That and feds. Read the unironic shit posted by chat bots. The internet is dead.

>>52766907
You've now baked like 5 threads early in a row today
Do you not have a life?

>>52766956
>Do you not have a life?
Anon,i..

>>52766956
This newfag doesn’t know about early bake janny hahaha
Make a thread before him and split the thread he literally seethes it’s so funny

wat line do tomorrow

melt up niggers tongue my anus

>Hey you
>Yeah you with the green hair and stupid face piercings
>Yeah get up and make up your bed
>Back to work

>>52767017
elon can tongue my anus to. We are all being played

whats your outlook on weed stocks and legalization.

>>52767027
CRYM might be worth a lotto. Sell the tools for the gold rush that may or may not happen. Also Doug Casey is a boss

>>52767027

>marijuana

it is literally the world's gayest drug. you have to be a 100% pole smoker to even consider smoking the garbage.

>>52766942
What happens if we, dare I say, redpill the glowies? Nobody spends long amounts of time here without it fundamentally changing you.

Ho do I buy Canadian stocks as a burger?

>>52767046
they recruit meatheads and give them a cushy life they can't renig on.

>>52766985
i went short so tomorrow we pump
mega green

NNN +6 lfg

>futures

>>52767058

Oh you mean you can't just leave alphabet agencies? I always thought they were fun and friendly people. I bet they wear funny party hats and do silly dances lol.

>>52767073
you don't have a leg to stand on, he's 'armless

>>52767058
I don't care how much money you pay someone. Eventually if you see enough of pic related, you'll turn with a light push. If there is something I've learned over the last year or so. People are motivated by money less and less.

>>52767099
they are motivated by not being killed.

>>52767061
ive been cooming everyday, im in a bad place right now. all in SPXS.

>>52767121
Is that what motivates you? If not than the same could be said for them. There are theories out there that the federal reserve has been infiltrated and they are crashing it on purpose. Never underestimate the American spirit. There will always be people in positions of power that are doing shit behind the scenes to try and save this nation.

>>52767142
do you even conspiracy theory bro? You think this guy can break character?

>>52767142
>There will always be people in positions of power that are doing shit behind the scenes to try and save this nation.
is this what amerisharts actually believe?

>>52767156
Yes we all know that guy was a crisis actor. But consider the fact that we all know this. That means important people know it as well. 9/11, we all know that shit was allowed to happen. The Vegas shooting, we all know that didn't happen the way they said it did. And look now, normalfags are starting to ask the JQ. Never give up hope. They want you to give up.

>>52767173
my point is the dudes that are a part of these plots, the glownigs if you will, won't give up. But I think showing the masses does help

>>52767161
Americans haven't given up and surrendered like yuropoors. Even the Democrats know that if you come after the guns, you better be prepared for a civil war. That's why they do petty shit like banning bump stocks. It feels like a victory to them but it means nothing. Yuropoors just handed over their guns and gave up, and it shows.

>>52767204

There are probably over half a billion guns in the US. The globalists can suck my cock. I'm not eating the bugs.

>>52767017
>I'm just providing beds for tired employees
is it for daytime naps? lmao

>futures

>>52767232
And it only takes a handful of guns to end modern society popping transformers

>>52767204
Who cares about guns? Have guns stopped the politicians from flooding our country with the new slave class? Have guns kept us from being minorities and homeless in a land our forefathers conquered?

>>52767237
They are getting training to do in a week what used to take them a year to code.

>>52766961
Just fapped to this pic a second ago, good taste /v/ anon

>>52767239
I've heard of some of those companies

hmm yeah i'm thinkin uranium is dead

>>52767244
>who cares about guns?
The Vietnamese beat the US government with a handful of rice farmers and guns. The Afghanis beat the USSR and the united states with a handful of goat herders and guns. Why did they both succeed? Because passion and spirit will always overcome corruption.

all we need to do is buy AAPL puts for May

dems control the senate, very bearish

I’m getting boiled alive out here #oilgang

>>52767189
Yes but these people are only brave when they are protected. Look at antifa for example. Once the proud boys showed up and started pressing them, they ran and hid behind the very cops they were rioting against. The left is full of cowards that are only brave because the government promises to "protect" them, which translates to, we will protect you until your usefulness runs out then we will roll over on you

Put/Calls are still pretty low but should go above 1 tommorow, big red day incoming.

>>52767294
relax, we cheap, china coming back online, russian oil ban, patience

>>52767294
On one hand, might be a good time to buy now that it's hit new yearly lows. On the other hand, oil gets wrecked during recessions and it led the crash in 08. I'm too much of a pussy to buy

>>52767309
> which translates to, we will protect you until your usefulness runs out then we will roll over on you
yes, keep the faith

I want to interview a long term NEET from here next.

>>52767397
Going to buy some KSA and PBR to supplement my American oil holdings

ROKLER
WHER YA B @ N SHEET????

>>52767520
I'm here bb.

>>52767239
Short UNFI they fucking suck always sending mispicks, bunch of fucking baboons working there

>>52767532
YO NIGGUH, HOWS COMES YA POEM ANON INTAVIEW B A SCOPSES INTAVIEWS N SHEEEEETT?
HOWS COMES I AINT ON DA SCREEN OR NO NOTHIN BUT YA GOT MY NAMES N SHEET COMIN UPS, NIGGUH??

ALSO HOW COMES I GOTS MOR THN 3X AS MANY SCRIBERS N SHEET? HOWS COMES YA AINT GOT NO SCRIBERS OR NO NOTHIN NIGGUH???

>>52767567
The next interview should be a 3 way with you, me, and poem anon since he lives right next to you. Also you both have HIV

>futures

Jesus are we looking at ANOTHER red dump on Wednesday???

>>52767575
YO NIGGUH HOWS COMES YA B KNOWN THT N SHEEEETTT?
I AINT B PUTTIN THT FUKKN INFO OUT THER OR NO NOTHN
HOWS COMES YA B FINDIN OUT BOUT HOW I GOTS AIDS N SHEEETTTTT??

Anyone else shorting Walmart stocks?

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/walmart-ceo-warns-retail-thefts-will-lead-price-hikes-store-closures

>The EU hosted a 24-hour party in its $400,000 metaverse to appeal to young people, but pretty much no one showed up

>>52767600
that probably has a lot less to do with europe misunderstanding young people and more to do with how literally nobody uses the metaverse to begin with

>>52767600
I still don't understood who metaverse was supposed to appeal to. Second Life was already tried and that wasn't particularly popular either.

>>52767600
this news is worse for faceberg than it is for political leadership in europe

>>52767596
I'm thinking about shorting target

>>52767596
Maybe follow you on this one. The entire point of going on TV is to forewarn investors to hedge

>>52767625
>Second Life was already tried and that wasn't particularly popular either.
I used to think this youtube channel was the greatest thing since sliced bread:
https://youtube.com/@charliezzz

>>52767589
Scoopsies let's do another interview bb.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MBbS-Ps0cJ0&feature=share

Women have vaginas

>>52767650
post proof

holy fuck I'm short doge

>>52767648
It’s a lot harder for me to find spare time lately.
I’ve literally gotten on the radar of a youtuber in my topic niche that’s in the 80k-150k subscribers range. Chatted with him 2-3 hours on a zoom call this last weekend and somehow that hasn’t scared him off.

>>52767650
Boys have a penis

I want to short but i don't know if it's ready yet. I want a good clean solid setup for entry.
>>52767650
lewd

>>52767625
just having goy carry around a microphone and gps in their pocket isnt enough for zukerbergs tribe anymore they are on the cusp of having technology to control your thoughts

WTFWT?!

>>52767669
So you've sold your soul for YouTube fame rather than being true to your community, your roots? Enjoy the soulless money nigger.

>>52767650
i dont believe in things i haven't personally observed irl

Thank God nat gas has stopped plummeting off a fucking cliff

>>52767745
im putting the rope away

>>52767520
> using photo as YouTube avatar
> Posting it here
I downloaded this NFT.

I hope that red green crab meme chart would work today. I'm normally a bobo, but I could use a little green today

>China eases Covid restrictions on travel and production
>HSI dumps

>>52767957
Of course it does

This is related to WMT:

Whenever I go to Walmart and I see tweakers, like tweaker couples usually, I always start staring at them and following them around. Does anyone else do this? When you clearly see people who abuse amphetamines or other hard drugs at the local grocery store, you start looking at them because they look all funny. And you follow them around because they're just so interesting.

I did this at WMT. I felt rude but ultimately following the tweaker couple around was so fascinating. Their mannerisms intrigue me.

>>52766907
just closed my robinhood account i never use and what did the help desk mean by this?

>>52767969
Did you make em all paranoid or were they in there own little world?

Yields...

>>52767976
I would keep a distance so that they would not hear/feel my cart rolling towards them ( i know their sense are heightened on meth), but I would basically pretend i was on the phone and pointing at them whey they made eye contact with me

>>52767974
Just type in nigger and they will immediately close your account. It's like a cheat code that bypasses all those questions

>>52767244
it's the great american cargo cult

>>52767969

Be very careful about getting near people high on meth. It might be interesting to look at for a short time, but honestly don't fuck with them.

most of them will probably leave you alone, but some will start shit with you or attack you because they are likely hearing voices. it's not worth it.

>>52767993
i legit think it was an actual nigger cuz he wrote "i can assist you to close a account"

>>52767991
They probably thought you were an undercover pretend shopper they use

>>52767982
Oh fug, 6M inverted the 1 year. This entire saga has been like watching a trainwreck in slow motion.

Some of you are alright. Don't go to the United States economy for the next 10 years.

the bonds market is telling jerome he is too tight and will have to cut in the near future.

I was at home Depot today buying some plywood and two by fours, and the short cashier guy that rung me up seemed kinda retarded, but not too much. He looked at the wood and then immediately started yapping about somebody making millions of dollars on lumber futures, and then started bringing up oil futures. I asked if he had a futes account, he said no, you gotta have like 100 grand to open one of those. Anyways, was just kind of weird. If random people are talking about futures and options and shit, maybe we really are close to a 1929 crash after all

>>52768044
bond market tells Jpow he's going to cut after we have a inevitable 5 day circuit breaker week

Any predictions on OIL bros?
I dont even know anymore if bad news are good news or if any news have an effect at all.
Its all so tiresome

>futures

lmao this week is definitely the 'santa rally'

>>52768078
You know we literally can't lose, right?

just how much will sqqq be up tomorrow?

>>52768103
hopefully 25

>>52768103
Magic meme chart says we're green today

>>52768078
china is unironically reopening, they are the 2nd biggest oil consumer. the russian price can/ban means its harder for their oil to reach the market. be patient

the goybux are coming

https://cointelegraph.com/news/nigeria-bans-atm-cash-withdrawals-over-225-a-week-to-force-use-of-cbdc

>>52768172
It has began, coming soon to ze country near you

I am all in AAPL puts, I'm short doge and I have stacks of physical silver. Fucking comfy af

>>52768172
holy shit its real.

USA when?

Green dildo incoming.

>>52768237
After ze great crash, or ze great collapse, or whatever it ends up being called. Then the saviors will give us CBDCs through UBI that expires and has forever expanding stipulations attached as we become more dependent on it until we are chained into complete and inescapable permanent financial enslavement
>Inb4 meds

>>52768044
>the fucking 10y 3m
It's pricing in GFC part 2 times ten. Rate cuts tomorrow won't even save us.

Oats futures look cheap to slurp.

>>52768328
Sorry oat bro, slurping pourage just isn't for me, even if I am just a pleb. Meat all the way. I'm just not gonna slurp the oats is all

The Lord of Light demands a sacrifice, a red day is the purest death.

Why is there so much volume on HOOD this morning?

it's fucking over, there is no where to hide

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I got a new memory foam type mattress, but it gets really hot. What do? Is there a good kind of fancy sheets that help cool it off or something?

Sober days are fucking worst.

wheres the oil plunge protection team

>>52768426
The lord of light made soxl dump if you check the time of my post with when the big candle down

>>52768646
Thanks! I bought some spreads on them yesterday

Why is nat gas poomping?

>>52768701
Because its kinda cold

>oil
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52768701
Because it doomped. Line go up after line go down too much.

>futas
Rev up them pink images boys we're in for another red day

>>52768845
Boy I fucking hope. Green day would wreck me.

China is tumbling bros.
Anime isn't allowed to cum for the next months

TSLA dropping rescuing my short position. I did hedge it by going long on APPL though so that's biting me.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/04/how-i-lost-1m-during-the-pandemic

>inb4 wsb
It is, but holy hell, that was painful to read. Learn to manage risk, boys and never forget the market will rip you into pieces if you let it.

>>52768919
Tsla is a fucking shitcoin, even if it is down so far, doesnt mean that it cant pooomp 4% out of nowere when the amis start trading.
Appl is much more predictable.

This one schizo on Twitter with like 90k followers has been calling for a blow off top before the bust since June. I really do not understand how he doesn't see 2021 as the blow off top after the 2020 crash.

>>52768942
Holy kek. God its so much easier to make money when you have that much and people still fuck it up

>>52768998
it's literally this easy

i fucking hate bagholding. buying and holding was a mistake. but i refuse to lose money on good companies im invested in.

it's not THAT big of a deal to be fair. i'm young, i've got a great career going and making good money, and i'll either break even on a massive bear rally at some point or at least whenever the macro situation turns around as i continue to average down. but man, it feels like shit. once i get out im just going to stick to day trading for the rest of my life. which sounds weird until you realize that stop losses only happen intraday and you can only get gapped on if you hold stocks overnight, so it's actually the safest way to trade as long as you always follow the rules and trade with the wind at your back in highly active high volume stocks. after that it's just wash rinse repeat and winning more often than you lose. like, trend is up, momentum is up, you should be looking for entry points for long positions.

>>52769052
what's the next support line

>>52769080
3200 then 2000

>BOIL up over 11%+ premarket

natgas bros yeah im thinking we're fucking back. KOLDloveless kissless virgins need not apply

>>52769080
pre covid crash peak

Dammm, why is future dumping again?
I sold my SOXS and SQQQ too early.
Are we even gonna get a santa rally? I was thinking of rotating all my capital into TQQQ later but it seems like we are just gonna keep on dumping

>>52768011
their ticker isn't HOOD for no reason

>futures

Can't get back to sleep, had a dream I put a buy order in for 100 shares of SPY for $1 and it got filled but then SPY went to $0 that day anyway. Schizo dream, I'm spending too much time looking at charts.

That said I just put my buy order in. Good luck.

>>52766985
Her nudes are nice, she has big booba :)
I hope line doesn't go down this week I want to capture my dividends before selling.

uh.. Mumubros?

Just bought a Zojirushi rice cooker. What am I in for?

>>52769216
>last week
>NFP data came in hot
>market giga dump

>massive layoffs
>good for NFP data
>good for inflation
How is this not bullish?

>>52769232
Wrong reasons

>>52767682
Bro, you already got your setup

The market is kill

What does it mean exactly when he says don't be short gamma?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I closed my Nasdump shorts yesterday
just fuck my shit up

>>52769417
Kek the party is literally just starting

>my fucking shorts get killed last week only for the market to take a fucking shit now
Why? Was this retarded pump necessary for market to realize things aren't so fucking great?

>>52766930
>why does entire world except me hate r*ssia? entire world must be trannies!

i know i've become a boomer when my mood depends on the stock market

>>52769455
I literally bought OIL on monday bro

So the fed is pivoting and cutting rates right? That's why bulls went crazy buying right?

Green day

>>52769216
that's actually bullish. literally what JPow is trying to do, he wants increased unemployment numbers to shrink demand to deal with inflation.

im not even kidding. dude is literally like "oh, people still have jobs? RAISE THE RATES!" now he'll stop rape hiking us because of these layoffs and line will go up again. i'll be sure to buy more, thanks.

>>52769510
Unfortunatelly this is the case in clown world
and with jobless numbers tomorrow coming in most likely lower, rest of the week is green and ultra pump on the 14th

>>52767099

I made $3,000 from BOIL overnight
sold at open
probably selling way too soon, but my logic is that everyone bought hoping for the gap to ~$6.00-$6.20 to be filled; as we approach the gap, buying dries up, as everyone is thinking "I'll sell when the gap gets closed!" - so why would people buy more so close to the gap when the downside risk is large - people start taking profits, shorts add on, profit taking becomes panicked - pulls back

>>52769519
honestly as much as i hate bagholding, this is why i can't sell until i make at least a small profit. you know shit is gonna turn around and go up again at some point, but it's nearly impossible to know when. but i've seen a lot of signs of things starting to turn around, so it's just a matter of time. i just fucking hate waiting like this.

also apparently Trump has finally been canceled so idk if that's bullish or not when DeSantis becomes president in '24.

>>52769052
what do i do with this information

I must have farted like 25 times since last night. It feels like shit being a bloated fat retard.

>>52769561
>A dead advertising blog says something is over
How many readers and daily page views has that blog lost over the past 2 years alone, let alone past 10 years, something around 80%
On the other hand, go troll somewhere else

>>52769616
>I must have farted like 25 times since last night. It feels like shit being a bloated fat retard.

i ate broccoli for dinner last night and have been farting too. my whole room is gona be gassed out soon

>>52769455
The market was short hunting. That's it, the pivot shit was just the justification they gave.

Put/call ratio is rising and every time that happens, market gigapumps.

I'm just saying.

>>52769728
What's the ticker? I'm looking at PCC and it's not updated since yesterday aftermarket.

>>52769728
>Put/call ratio is rising
what did he mean by this
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPC
neutral, not overextended or too high
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCE
neutral, 200 day MA equities 0.67 at 0.73
https://stockcharts.com/freecharts/gallery.html?$CPCI
indices neutral 1.25 200 day MA at 1.28
all 3 didn't rise sharply off of lows either

>>52769616
You could be monetizing it like Burpbro

So ChatGPT is all over my FYP in tiktok right now. Anyone has a clue how useful this shit is? I am fucking brainlet when it comes to coding.

gtfo advertising bot and piss back off to tick tock

>>52769728
So you are saying my "insurance contracts" are actually worthless? THEY FOOLED ME AGAIN AAAAAAH

what the fuck just happened to futures???

>>52769813
It's not very good right now because it doesn't pull data from the internet (only the database it was specifically trained on)

When it can pull data from the internet, it'll likely become really good for debugging. Right now people google search -> parse through stackoverflow threads -> cobble something together based off that. ChatGPT will basically do that for you and give you at least an outline of the code itself.

But when companies create in-house clones and train it on internal codebases so it can specifically reference and manipulate the code companies actually work with... That's when it will be very interesting.

U Not Like Me mumu

>>52769746
>sharply
Anon... if you can see the spike it's already too late for the play.

>>52767467
Does living off investment income count as NEET?

>>52769860
gamma exposure is still positive - we haven't seen any sort of capitulation in market making
there is nothing in put / call ratio indicating that markets are too bearish, or at a bearish extreme to be inversed (yet)

>>52769746
zoom out unironically

>>52769858
So is more like a tool that companies will use and not something anyone will directly benefit from.wn0vvr

>>52767017
Blue haired browns would been cheered for providing nap accomidations but for musk its literal slavery lmao

>>52768540
You need a high thread count Egyptian cotton set of sheets.

>>52769851
Retail is banking on another dump on 14th but it's not going to happen. Literally everyone knows what's going to happen.
75 - pump
50 - gigapump
Only chance of market dumping at this point is a 100 which is not happening.

>>52769942
nobody is banking on another dump.
Stop reading ad blogs

>>52769878
>>52769860
>>52769874
>>52769728
>XLC
not oversold
>XLY
not oversold, down move beginning
>XLP
overbought, down move just beginning
>XLE
a little oversold, still a bit more room to downside
>XLF
not oversold, room to downside
>XLV
overbought, down move just beginning
>XLI
overbought, down move just beginning
>XLB
overbought, down move just beginning
>XLRE
not oversold, room to downside
>XLK
not oversold, room to downside
>XLU
overbought, down move just beginning
You're playing with fire here going long
5 out of 11 sectors are still overbought
only energy sector and financials are a little oversold
there is huge room to downside - very great pot odds of more pull back to come
wait til 5+ sectors are oversold

>>52769942
Market will pump during speech for 50 bps and then narrative will shift to “higher for longer” and it will reverse all its gains and dump further

How long do I hold MMAT?

>>52769942
The dot plot is more important. You know the Fed is going to go overboard with the dot plot to scare the market. Imagine they raise the terminal FFR to 5.5% on the dot plot to crush the market's hope.
Also a 50bps hike is not bullish. 4.5% FFR is not bullish. All of this will be devastating for risk assets.

>a share gets to +4.8% profit
>decide to sell it at 5%
>The next day it's now at -2%
>mfw

>>52769858
Chatgpt will never be able to pull data from the internet, its trained and you execute your query on the fixed model, its just a language model literally predicting the probability of the next character to create text, for dynamic content you need a seperate system

>>52769978
Do not ever trade round numbers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi

>>52770001
google's AI will though

>>52770012
5 isn't that round it's mostly edges but I see what you mean. I'll do 7 since that has no curves.

>>52769858
Absolute clown. 50bps has been priced in for awhile. https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

bullchads, today and tomorrow are the last days to buy the dip. friday will have a negative ppi and the market will gigapump into christmas

>>52769942
Meant to tag this post

>>52770052
Today is already a green day. dxy is on its way to test the next supports at 103

What happened to "le relief bounce" Mumu?
I smell a very stinky day ahead. Try to keep your pants clean.

>>52766907
I just want to do some basic boomer investing so my money doesn't rot away in my bank account, I have ~10.000 saved up, my idea was to go
5000 in S&P500
And 500 each in Amazon, Microsoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Nestlé, J&J, Pfizer, etc.

Does that make any sense? It's pretty much just S&P500 weighted towards Technology, Nestle and Pharma, which seems fairly safe to me. Or am I missing something very obvious?

>>52770052
SOXL or TQQQ?

I'm ready to make money today

>>52770052
We all know it’s going to be 50 bps, what we don’t know is what the new terminal rate will be. It’s currently 5% and Bullard warned us it could go up to 7%. If Powell comes out at 6%+, buckle up and get ready for more pain

>>52770062
It depends on what Canada does today. DXY continues to go down if they do a 50 bps hike as expected, and spikes if they only do a 25 bps hike

>>52770062
>Today is already a green day.

I'm regretting selling my 12/30 400 and 404 calls for a 40% loss yesterday. The cumulative losses are now weighing on me and I make stupid decisions when holding losers overnight. Back to 0 DTEs I guess

>>52770062
>Today is already a green day.

lol

>>52770113
boc 50 is a given, they have not much choice.
>>52770119
>pre market

Wtf

>>52770119
Today will be blood red

85 trillion in off the books demand for the dollar incoming fast.

>>52770156
They said the same thing about doing a 75 bps hike in October and then pussied out and did 50 bps. They could very well do it again with a 25 bps hike

>>52770109
SOXL. Waiting for more pullback is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now

>>52770105
>basic boomer investing
Buy $1,000 worth of VTI or VOO each month and see how you feel.

>>52769211
This is the house that big booba built.
>>>/tv/177570199

>>52770176
gtfo with your ad blog "news" from two weeks ago
the only negative news today has been labor cost still rising, though lower and I assume for some weird reason market is going to judge productivity increase negatiove again

>>52770105
JL Collins "The Simple Path to Wealth"

FUTURES

>>52766942
>Hello did you know the military now accepts 41 year olds? You should consider enlisting haha if you are a neet haha, you can get your life in order and bang all the hot 20 year old girls haha.

>t. not a fed

>>52770190
yeah that one was unexpected, dirty leaf niggers. But with fed continuing to put the cad under pressure same as the ecb, I don't see them getting around 50 unless they speculate on risking more inflationary pressure by being pussies

>>52770201
>I assume for some weird reason market is going to judge productivity increase negatiove again
you have zero understanding of inflation and labor markets

>>52767079
They wear funny hats anyway.

>>52770201
>the only negative news today has been labor cost still rising
>forget about the fact that we are about to run out of diesel fuel, the Russian war is ramping up, mortgage defaults are through the roof etc

>>52770105
Intel and JJ are dead son, they haven't grown in decades

>>52770224
In general if more people are jobeless and demand falling, while productivity rises nontheless, that should ease inflationary pressure.

>>52767385
>nrgu is going to 1200 trust me
>it's not the beginning of a real bear market
>china soon

>>52770105
tech is dead anon
the next cycle will be industry and manufacturing

>>52767264
>Why did they both succeed?
In Vietnam they were defeated and then just came back once the US left. The US lost political will to re-enter the war and let them take over South Vietnam. Its a lesson in patience.

>>52767580
Crabs.

>>52767596
>>52767629
Plus Walmart is donating to pro-trans politicians now.

>>52767623
Young Europeans have no reason to like the EU. I have no idea why I always see cringe shit like "the boomers trying to replace you with turkish migrants are sad because you didn't party with them". Either they think you're dumb and that zoomers can't google or they're delusional and somehow think european genocide is doing you a favor.

>>52770105
>buys 1 share of MSFT
>buys 3 shares of AMZN
>LOOK MOMMY IM LIKE A LITTLE WARREN BUFFET

>either inflation rate stays above bonds or mutts default
are boonders literally retarded?

>>52770234
>forget about the fact that we are about to run out of diesel fuel, the Russian war is ramping up, mortgage defaults are through the roof etc
You are literally an idiot susceptible to any media propaganda and angle. Read through the fucking lines or bleed dipshit.

>>52770248
>the next cycle will be industry and manufacturing
What to buy to get in early?

>>52770248
>implying an entire generation of asset managers that were born addicted to ZIRP and chasing tech shitcos will start caring about actually making things
No they are going to make even more derivatives on their shitco holdings so they never have to MtM their losses. Also Boomers will start actively bulldozing homes.
Hold on to your ass for MAXIMUM OVERFINANCIALIZATION

>>52770147
SPY is in a good place to rally into Christmas.

>>52769072
That video was instructive, thanks for posting

>>52770105
Check the charts.

My GFs pussy is starting to smell sour and I don't know how to tell her. Is this one of those infections I've read about?

>>52770025
Google does the exact same thing, a static language model

>>52770274
Yea... After stopping me out and wiping out 2 weeks of profit

>>52770270
>Read through the fucking lines

That's literally what I'm doing you fucking retard.

You react to daily news like a hamster lmao. Hedge funds have been growing massive short positions for the last 2 weeks.

But you're right, you probably know better than Goldman Sachs.

>>52770294
>Hedge funds have been growing massive short positions for the last 2 weeks.
You mean the losers that were getting fucking heemed?
https://www.ft.com/content/289a40c6-4242-442e-a860-0661c8e2fc34

>futures sell off overnight
>can wake up 1 hour ago
>enter a pre-market order
>and already be up
>TQQQ was at 20.00 now at 20.50
Does anyone here scalp trade pre-market?

I will be baggot for this bread since he won't show his face today after his spergeout over Russia nuking Ukraine yesterday.

>>52770294
>I read between the lines
>posts ad blog article sponsored by hedge funds

>>52770305
I've tried but there's usually never enough volume for my bulk trades.

excuse me i just need to
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aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

>>52770314
Phoneposters are literally fucking retarded. It's unbelievable how many of these dipshits think they're the only sane one in the room and "the rebel" when they're literally the fodder for the big boys.

>>52770325
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>>52770304

Kek you're gonna get fucking owned dude.

I almost feel bad even arguing with you.

>>52770306
you're a faggot

>>52770325
>>52770329
>>52770329

>>52770329
Based Fathands

>>52770320
West Coast here would be at 4:30am, going back to sleep, then waking up at 5:30am

>>52770331
Yeah okay phoneposter, go on and get them with your $500 portfolio.

I just closed my UVXY position and im preparing to long the market again

>>52770324
They still operate under the assumption that journalists are independnet and havent been forever just another part of the advertising industry.

>>52770362

>>52770351
Damn nigga those are wage slave hours

>>52770356
never understood the hate for phone posters
what do YOU do on the potty
literally shidding and farding RIGHT… NOW

>>52770393
Gregory are you alright

what the fuck qqq/ustech already tagged its 200 week moving average in pre-market futures

DXY eating shit.

>>52770408

>>52770362
what does preparing look like
waiting for funds to settle?

>>52770405
Phoneposters "contribute" to some of the lowest IQ and quality posts as well as dogshit takes.

It's not that posting from a phone makes someone a phoneposter. It's the mentality.

>>52770425
a conservative portfolio of 100% SOXL

>>52770408

>>52770408
This might be either Dixie's death knell or a long ass crab that will last years.

>>52770425

buying back in to my favorite stocks that are down, nice and slow like
I want to be long for the December Santa rally

>>52770430
Faggot nigger cocksucker

>>52770446
someone has a little case of the Wednesdays!

>>52770441
nigger aunt gonna be no santa rally this dump is going into near february

It's 9 am. Time for 6 more hours of consistent selling pressure against WTI oil futures contracts, starting right now.

>>52770454
kek

SPY 398. sell before close on thursday. everytime it finds a bottom after the pattern gets dumped on at the top, there is an ~2% move back up

>>52770456
Santa never goes for nigger aunts

>>52770406
>tfw no toronto blue jay fan gf with big tits in a canadian tuxedo
why even live bros

>>52770475
i hate this iphone so mich

OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE STOMP PUMPING

>V shape recovery on both TQQQ and SOXL during premarket
It is all so tiresome

>>52770486
literally pumping cuz qqq and ndx futures bounced on its 200wma

>>52770268
>>52770268
SLOW
AND
STEADY

>>52770487
>>52770493
Listen here Jack, we're going to save hanukkah and you're gonna love it. No malarkey.

DXY going down so I'm buying upro right now

>>52768078
high chance of emergency meeting before next official opec meet in june iirc

>50 Day is now support

When will the dump stop? The reason this thread has been dead lately is because most Bobos got fucked on the day SPY pumped 20 bucks in pre market. Gay ass market did the movement so you couldn't get rid of options. That day my account moved like a faggot that does weekly options despite being 1-3 month expirations. I can see cpi being bullish but if it's too obvious then maybe we dump.

whats the bull case for CPI on tuesday? a low basis point or a high basis point?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>52770616
it will just be lower because we want it to, ok, ugh.

WOOP WOOP

>>52770635
its the sound of the police

/smg/ really is dead

is futures get above and hold 3940.25 then aim for 4019.25

wow this place is dead

>>52770616
just below expected will send the pivot tards into a coomer frenzy
>I'M GONNNA PIVOOOOOOOT OOOOOOO

>>52770668
You had all year to sell. 12 months of covering your losses. Those that did this have protected their capital and fucked off to wait for this bear market to end. Everyone who sold has already sold. You are retarded in failing to notice this.

>>52770668
>>52770673
Most of the regulars probably can't post right now due to the blackouts

I have spent the past few months scalp trading 20-30 DTE ATM and slightly OTM options with questionable success. Selling 0 to 5 DTE OTM options is the better play right?

>/smg/'s bearishness convinced me to short the bottom
I refuse to take personal responsibility for this one

>>52770668
>>52770673
bottom is in

>>52770694
good I need some bussy

>>52770673
not as dead as your ham wallet after I empty it (with my penis)

>>52770673
If you are still lingering around here for something then you are fucking retarded. Everyone has long since positioned themselves bearish and are covering their losses.

>>52770669
Try tea leaves next time if (and when) astronomy fails.

I hope you enjoy all those green dildos

>Market opens
>bot spam starts
everyday

>>52770682
I did sell and fucked off to /g/ to call Rust shills trannies instead, I only came back out of curiousity

>>52770707
>he doesnt know

Thanks to whoever shilled these ETFs :)

Now I can afford to feed the village

making a few meme plays on paper. gotta few books to read till i can focus on finding tickers again.

>>52770668
>>52770673
market is shit and retail is gone so you mostly lose money against the big boys.

reminder: jannie banned bang-anon, market will never recover from this

>>52770687
Market is fake and gay. Fundamentals don't matter, just throw money at shit and hope something moons

>>52770776
Even joking to be a Pajeet should be punishable by death
Get fucked

Reminder we are now in a stagflationary recession/depression. Every walltard has been in an environment where the single hint of recession has been met with extraordinary monetary policy which is not on the table anymore

One of my daily email newsletters said we were at the bottom, and markets will go up 8% next year

>>52770850
>goyslop says xyz will do certain movement
>xyz does opposite movement
DO YOU SEE?

>>52770850
ive read many different people say next year is recession.

Anyone buy the SKYT dip? It's trying it' hardest to make up for yesterday.

>>52770885
Recession for the economy, but not the markets

>>52770776
my tmf way out performing, get fucked haters

how come i can only produce returns like these on $20 plays. Why cant i ever get this on a $20k play?

>>52770894
yeah but recession is hardly bullish for the market.

>>52770931
Once companies use the "recession" as an excuse to lay off employees and shed costs, it becomes bullish for the market
You do know that this is their plan, right anon?

>>52770894
technically nobody knows how to define what a recession is anymore, so whether or not we enter into a recession next year is completely a guessing game

>>52770306
>Baggie !!qFagE99MFIv
Even has fag in the ID

canada canada canada

>>52771012
50

>>52771012
Love my country, hate my government, simple as.

>>52770894
Recessions have been debunked.

>>52771042
>Love my country, hate my government, simple as.
based

....who the fuck runs a leaf blower at 7 AM, right in the middle of the morning volatility?

>Panetta called for an "adequate regulation and taxation" of crypto assets, but also underlined that "only digital central bank money can provide" a "risk-free and dependable digital settlement asset."

so ftx was an inside job to get crypto regulated harder?

>>52771106
hispanics, niggers are lazy and can't wake up early enough to do that.

Wtf is this market even

Should I call it a day?

>>52771227
no

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