/biz/ - Business & Finance

what happens tomorrow?

Hey can one of you guys link me to the post where the mods said they were making the bump limit 294 now? I must’ve missed that one.

I approve OP picture choice

>>52763661
hes gone toadmode

>Bonds underpreforming
That had to do with the crash conditions. In 2020 rates were nearly at the floor already. If Fed raises rates to 5% terminal -- then bonds are looking at an '08 style crash as the fed swoops in with the printer and drops the rates back to zero. That will be quite a bit though so even the bond kings are only seeing 5% risk-free yield (not accounting for inflation) or possibly 10-12% corpo yield.

>>52763649
A modest relief rally before the dumpening resumes Thursday. IMHO DYOR not investment advice.

>>52763684
thanks just went all in UPRO for a quick swing tomorrow thanks to your analysis.

tonight /smg/ debates the meaning of controlled opposition

Is shorting DOCU still in the cards or does that company actually do stuff that makes money?

> The bear market rally is running out of stream, and it is time to take profits, says Morgan Stanley’s Wilson
Sell sell sell sell sell sell we care about you sell sell sell sell
If you are not selling when bankers are telling you then you have only yourself to blame
Now press the red Sell button goddamit

>>52763588
Actually I want to mock you in the new thread so people can see

>long bonds ran up 30% from jan 2020 and even stayed elevated all the way until September (excluding monthly yields)
>a 0 risk play is more risky than shorting the US economy
>to be a crash play, you have to 3x leverage against SPY
I may have found the dumbest poster here. Let me guess long bonds isn't 0 risk because the United States will default right?

Sigh another year is almost in the bag. Soon I'll be another year older. (turning 40). Another year knocked off on my path to retirement. Plan for 2023 is real simple; stuff my plain boring savings and emergency fund accounts as much as I can and deal with life's little "shat happens" things that tend to creep up and suck your green when you least expect it. Least that pending pay bump (6% - 12%?) will aid me in doing that.

>futures
>once again, line only goes up™

>>52763750
ahh a cool 0.83%, less than sticking into a interest checking account
truly masterful trading

There will be no relief bounces. Only pain

How much more will big tech keep losing this week? AMZN, google, apple and even microsoft are taking big hits.

>>52763701
trump is controlled op, alex jones is controlled op. not necessarily mean jewish, but rather, the illuminati, the elites, the bilderbergs, the trilateral commission, the club of rome.

So I‘ll just throw money at the most hilarious shit like TQQQ calls on Friday or next week and cross my fingers?

>>52763795
we'll know after unemployment thursday, Core PPI friday, CPI tuesday, and then the big dog FOMC on wednesday

>>52763801
Ive cast the runes and believe were due for a rebound.

>>52763258
Is this guy full of shit? I can’t tell. He had cohodes on which gives him credibility.

>Tim Cook says Apple $AAPL device chips production will be moved to United States.

GET READY FOR YOUR IPHONES TO COST TWICE AS MUCH CHUDS
OH AND ALSO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU TEXT WOMEN WITH AN ANDROID AND THEY HAVE AN IPHONE YOURE NOT GETTING LAID

Long chatGPT, long NYT as they slash their labor costs

why are futures green????

>>52763879
Oh, right, here's part 1 of that.

>>52763745

Bonds ain't running up and are obv not zero risk anymore due to inflation. Also the graph was 3x stock short vs 3x bond long. Just to put apples to apples. Don't use leverage idgaf. Nobody said you had to, that's your strawman. Another strawman "bonds won't go up during a crash", as was "go 100% short", you're having an argument with voices in your head famalam.

The actual point is that they are inferior as a crash play to stock shorts, and the trend (because stagflation is a factor now) is that they increasingly fail to follow stock shorts upwards all the way to market bottom making them a tricky crash trade to time correctly when you can just short stocks . The secondary point is that it is likely their short-circuiting vs stock shorts will be even more pronounced this time because the market has had a demonstration that gov can cause inflation.

I know this is radical stuff 4U and you're just outraged by it, but that's my last post ott. Already been very patient re-explaining it several times. Go ahead an make another post with more strawmen idc.

Here, have a cat.

>>52763839
>>52763839
https://voca.ro/1fAjveGnEgBt

audio msg of me sperging out about Cohodes

>>52763884
because they don’t mean shit

>>52763879
GPT cannot produce anything interesting to me. I'm not interested in made up shit, so that's probably why. I don't understand why are people wasting time reading some random bullshit generated by "AI". Waste if timr

>>52763892
>rosenbaum
>goldstein

>>52763898
what the fuck happened to my audio at 0:30 seconds
why do i start speaking like 2x faster

what are "they" doing to me

>>52763626
My god
Someone AI'd this picture and I LOVE IT

>>52763913
Half the population has a double digit IQ. Critical thinkers and AI detectors they ain't. But they vote and they have (some) money.

Plus it's not like this is the end of the road. People will keep working to improve AI same as they worked to improve computers in the 1960's.

>>52763943
what you’re calling “AI” literally is what they’ve been working on since the 60s
there is nothing exceptional about it
it is just increasingly complex programming, but programming nonetheless

>>52763684
Made me think about PETA's thing where the turkey looked like it was about to get fucked.

>>52763964
Yeah and we've had trading algos since the 60s as well, but I think there's a wee bit of difference between those FORTRAN printouts and modern HFTs. Same deal here. You couldn't automatically produce racist limericks *nearly* as efficiently a decade ago.

>missed out on KOLD

>>52763756
>bounce
>then down again
>then bounce off the """support""" when bps hike confirmed for low
>santa rally
>january
>line only goes down

>>52763873
.. Are we gonna start monetizing the Mexicans? Cause I really don't wanna monetize the Mexicans

>>52763873
>OH AND ALSO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU TEXT WOMEN WITH AN ANDROID AND THEY HAVE AN IPHONE YOURE NOT GETTING LAID
The recession *will* bring hoeflation under control.

>>52763991
>he isn't already monetizing mexicans
Esteban gets my septic tank done for 5k under market price
Pedro, Jose, and Migue get my interior drywalls, roofing, windows, and doors done for 10k under market price
Rafael does my backyard landscaping for 2k under market price

On the rental property. Yeah. I'm already monetizing the mexicans. they don't listen. they don't learn.

>>52763991
Biden let in ~million illegals, gotta do something with them.

>oil green in the evening but dumps red in the morning

I AM ON TO YOUR LIES

So line go up or down tomorrow?

>>52764022
>>52764024
Do you think they can make the iphones? Did we need the Chinese because they were smart? FCUK

>>52763913

>I'm not interested in made up shit

Well that's all most journalism is anyhow, so it's a match made in heaven really.

>>52764030

By my charting oil has broken down just like 2008. Ordinarily the oil bulls would be right and oil should go up with these kind of draws, but it isn't normal times. Oil thinks a lot of demand destruction is coming and it's one of the smarter markets, just IMO.

>>52764030
>OIL RALLIES 4% ON RUMORS OF CHINA COVID LOCKDOWN LIFTING
>OIL PLUNGES 6% ON NEWS OF CHINGDONGWUSHU RE-ENTERING COVID LOCKDOWN

alright, good work anons who heeded my warning. like i said, do not interfere with META nor AAPL until after they've gone down 20%

>>52764056
Manuel can make an iPhone, and his cousin can be taught easily.

Tbhonestly, i unironically used to really despise inner city latinos and their thuggery but suburban/rural mexicans have made me so much money from CapEx savings on REIT development THAT I LOVE MEXICANS NOW

>>52763626
real talk: does anyone here actually use any of the risk management advice in the OP on their trades?

>>52764022
>What can brown do for you?

>>52764104
You realize those old religious stories of "selling your soul" are meant as metaphors, yes?

>>52764118
i'm not in any positon long enough, nor do i have enough capital, to hedge my risks. i enter a trade with a percentage gain and loss in mind, and i act accordingly.

>>52763895
>The actual point is that they are inferior as a crash play to stock shorts
You're obsessed with returns while I'm talking about risk. There's 3 bear positions:
>cash
>bonds
>short
One makes nothing, loses to inflation but has unlimited time. Two makes returns, has monthly yields, and has unlimited time. Three has better returns but needs to be called correctly. Understood?

>Bonds ain't running up
Post your short position, put your money where your mouth is.

>>52764056
They can do one simple task on the assembly line.

>>52764148
wtf are you saying faggot. im trying to make the widest margins on my rental properties and that requires diligent mexican labor, not overpriced, lazy, gay asian/white labor.

I'm never hiring asians or whites for labor again

>>52764022

>Ranjesh is a slumlord who hires wetbacks to do a shitty refurb job to jack rents up for idiots

Yeah that checks out.

>>52764178
>im trying to make the widest margins on my rental properties
Yes, and that's extremely shortsighted, Jewish behavior. Exactly what those stories warn against.

There's a reason Latin America is a shithole.

should i fight my balding or just give up and let it happen? i did not get any pussy when i had hair so it probably doesnt matter

>>52764192
I'm sorry but as a Ranjesh I earn way more money than you, commit far less crime than you, and know how to navigate my way around capital structures. I do not want meth-smoking white labor that fucks everything in sight.
>>52764196
Jewish. Yes. That's the goal.

Also, not a fan of amphetamine addled labor (white construction crews in rural areas). Seriously lmao i encourage anyone to look at what a concrete foundation looks like after a bunch of white dudes on meth try to use heavy machinery on it.

>>52764200
How do you look bald, some guys pull it off quite well

>futures

This market is crushing bulls and bears alike. You'll get lucky once or twice, but if you cannot see through this bullshit you are probably already heemed. haha

>>52764230
>the market is heeming kpop posters

based

>>52764200
Just get hair transplants bro.

>>52764210
like who? and don't say people who are ripped and/or rich, that's not "pulling it off" that's just compensating.

>>52764200
get hair transplants: good US ones will cost $20k

>>52764250
>turkshit

>>52764230
i DCA into fundamentally good semiconductor companies and hold indefinitely. the cheaper it gets the more shares i buy. i'll sell when we're at ATH's again. i am uncrushable.

>>52764250
w-what the fuq

The time to re-enter oil longs is coming. Hold strong until FOMC.
We need to see current longs capitulate first. Tax-loss selling and tax-avoidance panic selling will hit hard.

>>52764167

nice post you got there. it sure would be a shame if I.... didn't read it

>>52764200

There's always a chance brah. Try shaving and see how it looks. Helps if you're jacked too. Still, fin is cheap. Worth a shot if it doesn't murder your dick or give you tits.

>>52764209

Sandeep still has chip on his shoulder about whitey I see.

>>52764200
Depends on your skull shape desu

>>52764250
What the fuck

>>52764295
Kyle has the AR-15 strapped to his shoulder. As he enters the school hallway. The chip on his shoulder. Is loaded. With bullets.

>>52764250
fucking how?

>>52764253
see
>>52764296

Tell me about Nat Gas. Is it near a bottom? Are we going back to $9?

>>52764320
Freeport reopening Dec 15th. It will be delayed again. All you need to know.

>>52764302

That's not really how chips work but OK.

>>52764302
wtf you talking about shitskin? Kyle helped to clean up his town.

>>52764338
lmao

>>52764338
>>52764331
*shoots up the local elementary school*
Yep we are cleaning up this town and owning the libs.

фьючepcы

>>52764361
Who was the uvalde shooter? ..oh yeah SALVADOR RAMOS, that sounds real american.

>>52764385

I'm going to start wheeling SOXL

>>52764400
>Wheeling
Oh no no no stinky no no no

>>52764200
Might as well embrace it. Unless you really want to shell out loads of green just for hair. Wear a hat in summer to keep your dome from frying.

>got a day ban from all boards for replying to off topic /sp/ threads
>missed the opening bell with SPY at 399.5
>didn't get to tell my /smg/ friends that SPY 400 is the bobo zone
I'm sorry I failed you guys, but I did close my bear positions for a solid 10% gain

Bought a few soxl calls at close. Only $15, seems like a worthy risk.

>>52764392

>RA2 posting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jHbJE6dN4M

God bless Westwood for knowing their audience of horny teenage boys.

Is it too late to fomo into MMAT?

>>52764403
stinks like easy premium

>>52764427
You did your best bobro.

>>52764451
Amen to that.

>SPY once again does an almost perfect bounce off the 50 EMA
God I fucking hate jews you have no idea

Lol public REITs are fucked. NAV based on appraisal done ANNUALLY

SKYT gave up all gains for the week
Bank of America down

America Bros I don’t feel so good. I think shits fucked. We couldn’t break the meme line. We’re going back to 340.
I should make some memes for the bobos.

>>52764104
I actually do like Traditional mexicans a lot. They are always very nice to me. And they do work hard and support their families. And they are just running away from the cartels. Don't need too many of em though. Maybe about 6 gorillion to run the factories.

>>52764547
>SKYT gave up all gains for the week
So that's why i didnt see any shills today

>>52764547
Depends on how CPI comes in. If it's shit then we'll be hitting new lows. If it comes in okay we might go back up for a little while and retest the meme line. Sometimes I feel like they just make up the numbers to fit the memes and wipe everyone out in the process

>>52764562
I was too traumatized to post

>>52764547

Dont kid yourself. They are gonna start pricing in shit for next week and we will be up 7% before christmas

>>52764547
don't worry, I'll pick up some SKYT when we hit 340

>>52764571

Decided I'm gonna move like 10% to a safe dividend paying thing.
Considering these ones, about to look into them:
Tlt
Vclt
Tmf
Bils
Usfr
Any thoughts or other suggestions?
I basically want something that's either very stable or monotonic and pays a dividend.

https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/russiannuclearstrike-12-06-22/index.html

It would seem by us being locked limit down that this had not yet been adequately priced in…

>>52764614
Just buy the T-bills on the government website yourself. Save yourself the expense ratio.

>>52764559
>>52764104
I grew up around Texicans in South Texas, legitimately some of the hardest working men I've ever met in my life (refinery services) when it comes to doing shit that no one else wants to do, albeit they'll be a little slow at it. The wamen are loyal too, yes there's a good chance they'll get fat in their mid-20s but if she has a skinny mom then you should be fine (imagine not being able to spot a future fatty kek lmao couldn't be me). My older relatives never understand why I only date Mexicans, but they have zero exposure to what a modern early-20s white woman is like today and all of the hassle that comes with one. Goals is to meet a very kind/sweet, decently pretty, very skinny dirt poor Mexican girl with pretty toes and eventually marry her tbqhwyf

>>52764657
eyyyyy fucker no mames wueyyy he wrote this all out hahah im about to rob a fucken 7/11 PUTO

latinas are a psyop. Literal goblin people. Don't fall for it

Who the FUCK is still putting money into crypto?

>>52764720
me. its gonna make me rich bro

>>52764559

They are actually mostly fine in spite of a lot being criminals. Always got along with them much better than other minorities that's for sure. Blacks it's pretty much always shitty to deal with them ofc.

The various flavors of Asian all tend to be weird autismos or have inferiority complexes that makes it hard to be friendly with em as a white guy. Usually related to girl troubles. Stacy doesn't want to fuck em, meanwhile their sister wants to fuck me just cause I'm a 6-2 white dude. I spose if that were me I might end up schizoposting about hidden tigers or volga hurricanes too.

Mexicans tho, yeah they're alright. Occasionally some of the girls are even cute.

>"Bed Bath & Beyond Inc. Announces Extension of Exchange Offers and Consent Solicitations for Certain of its Outstanding Debt Securities"
oh fuck

>>52764720
fortune favors the brave, anon

>>52764756
Bullish.

>>52764756
Translation?

>>52764720
everything is in a giant bucket right now, If you are bullish on crypto you are bullish on the global economy. We haven't even hit the soft/hard landing yet

>>52764781
>"Everything is fine we are just restructuring our debt. Fears that we won't be able to pay back our short term CCC junk loans are unfounded. We wre just going to buy back for longer bonds until this date."
>"We are extending the deadline... please trade more of your short term bonds for long term bonds.... please we really need those bonds back so we don't have to pay you until later."

>>52764746
minurrrrrihtuuuuhs. herher. hippety hurrr. hehe.

>>52764720
Is Eth still the only one that has a use case? And doesn't it cost too much to do transactions anyway? I mean in energy. It costs too much electricity to make transactions and also just to mine it. Hear me out on this.

What happens when the first central government Coin is mined with nuclear reactors? Libs love crypto. They'll legalize the nukes. The reactors to keep the party going. Until then, it's the crypto pits

>>52764614
This is the worst basket i've ever seen in my life. Just fucking pay for a more consolidated and less retardedly managed bond basket

VVIX. 86. Still low. Still VRP harvesting.

>>52764845
ETH's retarded merge in the name of "climate change" made it unprofitable to mine. You could put the money into BND and make more than you would mining ETH.

2023 shaping up to be bullish for casinos, particularly Caesar’s.

Earnings numbers are such a scam. The GAAP earnings are shit so we'll present you with (((adjusted))) earnings.
Mongodb: real earnings -1.22 per share, same as last year.
Adjusted earnings, 0.23, above expectations of -0.17, so market goes wild, +25% after hours.

yoy they're losing money faster than last year, crazy.

>>52764870
>Mongodb: real earnings -1.22 per share, same as last year.
Azure chads always win. MSFT bhenchodes have far better analytical tools for NoSQL / unstructured data / data lakes.

They don't listen. MongoDb. The Mongoloids.

Whats the best way to view s and p 500 futures? Googling them doesnt seem to be working

>>52764756
>4.915% Senior Notes due 2034 (the "2034 Notes") for new 12.000% Senior Third Lien Secured Convertible Notes due 2029
I give the company another year and a half.

>>52764902
Es=f on yahoo finance

>>52764869
Um, actually, it's pronounced GAH-yoos YOO-lyoos KAH-EH-sar.

>began year with ~$100k account value
>took out $35k for taxes (big cap gain from dissolution of an S corp)
>mistimed everything all year, dropping it to $27k
>made $5k swing trading ENPH in the last week
>back up to $35k

look who's back in the big time

>>52764945
If you have this much why not buy and hold an ETF?

>>52764889
I was going to buy puts on MongoDB pre earnings, but they weren't very liquid. My company is moving away from MongoDB because it's shit.

>>52764869
>caesar in the freezer
????

>>52764945
haha me too except i didn't withdraw anything i've just lit 70k on fire this year

Kek, yeah I think I'm done hiking my 401k contributions after this upcoming one in July 2023. Ran the numbers. Assuming I live to be an almost 100 year old pervert, my 401k money alone would be enough to last till then without even considering my pension or other income.

>Thinking about buying Textron (TXT) a while back because I'm a planefag
>Forget about it
>It pops because globohomo helicopter contract
How do you guys deal with dumb shit like this? And don't say a watch list because it was on my globohomo MIC list.

>>52764757
that's not supposed to mean an open invitation for retardation

>>52764756
>>52764814
Wait why does their short term debt have a non-convertible option with a smaller coupon? Does that option not go 1:1?

My (inherited) IRA is at vanguard.
They don't let you do leverage or inverse.
I want to get something that basically is an inverse of SP or nasdaq.
Is there anything like that available that isn't an actual inverse fund, or do I need to leave vanguard?

>>52765113
You need to leave Vanguard.

>>52764975
Gambler's fallacy

>>52764940
it's see-sir, cope and seethe

>>52764756
The economy isn't made healthier until all these zombie companies are flushed out into the sewers. No point in dead weight that does nothing that Amazon, Target or even Walmart can't do better. See you at Bed, Bath, and Beyond Bankrupt.

>futures

Signet jewelry, sales 2% down yoy, -8% same store sales.
toll brothers luxury homes, sales up 1 gorillion %
smith & wesson -7% AH no one will ever buy a gun again
sentinel one cybersecurity, doubled revenue growth! more than doubled expenses!
health equity .38 EPS adjusted, -0.02 real

In conclusion I'm becoming more convinced to never trust a EPS number again. Real stores maybe aren't doing as bad as expected, like Signet Jewelry, but others like SWBI are suffering.
Construction is still hot for rich people.
These software companies aren't necessarily zombies, but are still consistently losing money while being valued at tens of billions

Heemed about getting stopped out of 12/30 400 and 404 calls today. I truly thought we would crab until the 13th/14th but breaking through the bull channel today I knew I didn't want to be on the hook anymore. I need to formalize my stop loss procedures and stick to them. It's the same song and dance every time. Unironically I'm going back to shorter dated options vs 20-30 DTEs. Cheaper premiums and if I sell them the broker limits how many contracts I can sell so I feel like my losses were naturally smaller. What do? I feel like once I take my IRA distribution and reload my day trading account back to $50k then the self imposed mental pressure will be off and I can just focus on putting on good positions and keep it small with all the things I have learned this year being a retard

>>52764196
corrupt socialist oligarch retards and chinese construction companies are why latin america is a shithole

>>52765235
I love that movie so much it's unreal.

>>52764196
Having a great economy and then destroying it in the name of socialism is latin america's past time. I genuinely can't keep track of how many countries down there have done that. One recently I found out used to be the 7th largest economy in the world until they tried to invent their own form of communism. Inflation fucked them over so badly they fell to an emerging and now frontier market.

What are your thoughts on cannabis legalization chances?
Worth it to buy calls?

>futures barely up like they were last night
ruh roh

>>52765418

>>52765432
what is this meme?

>>52765448
just an expertly crafted shitpost taken too far.

>>52765432
Ah, that takes me back.

>>52765448
It was all the rage in /smg/ a couple months ago

I'm sick of scalping lunch money with options. What's a good speculative individual company to park $25k in? I'm eyeing PLUG if it keeps dropping. What else? I'm looking for scam companies that have big time insiders who have a vested interest in pumping it up even if its due to fraud

>>52765451
kek

>>52765454
should have known

I know the most sure thing play for the next few days and the ticker has only been mentioned twice in the last 4 /smg/ threads

>>52765374
hate dealing with weed stocks, especially with options around supposed "news". Would rather just hold Phillip Morris stock

>>52765374
My maybe barely above cave man guess if that is that big tobacco/alcohol have been doing backroom lobbying/organizing to essentially wind up with strangleholds on doing it profitably and all these upstart wannabe "visionaries" will get btfo in short order once things move into full swing.

ITS OVER

>>52765469
hush

>futures

>>52765477
delet this

>>52765432
Can't believe it's already been 3 months since then. Damn, times really flies when you're losing money in the market

>>52765502
ok

>>52764454
>MMAT
It's too early.

>>52765475
This. The best weed play is MO or PM. Your favorite mid/small cap out of Canada isn't going to be the face of weed.

>>52765469
Y'all too late for the BALL train.

Any other MDB chads here?

>>52765528
How low do we go? Any target for SPY?

>>52765536
Why? Really don’t see this going over $3 a share or so.

>>52765475
>>52765537
exactly, big tobacco just seems like the right choice to dominate an upcoming and closely related industry

>>52765586
>Any target for SPY?
covid lows

>>52765475
>>52765374
>>52765592
If you want the weed play that has the highest chance of being bought you just gotta follow the money. That's why when weed is brought up I tell people to buy CRON. That said I'm still not touching weed in these market conditions

>>52765524
Yeah, it feels like that was at least three quarters ago

>>52765624
CRYM is the only one I'd consider because Doug Casey mentioned it. I might throw some in as a lotto if my puts print.

>>52765586
350ish (which we hit in October)

>>52765432
source on this CFO strat being backtested?

>>52765650
The original poster's ass

>>52765537
>>52765592
I'm also expecting some long game surprises out of GM/Ford, and wouldn't be shocked to learn of some behind the scenes hand from them in Tesla stock tanking. They are assuredly doing some reverse engineering and using what they find to strategize their own R&D and roadmaps, but mostly playing their cards fairly well hidden for now and giving Musk plenty of rope slack before the big rugging. Let him make most of the early mistakes loosing AI automatic driving on the world, plus sorting the battery materials issues that will headwind the achieving of critical mass.

This is financial advice.

>>52765589
Yes, I agree. I'm saying it's not the right time to buy. Wasn't clear.
>>52765537
BTI is looking like a good buy right now.

I hate the troon discord that has taken over /k/ so much, it's unreal.

Guys, when the fuck are we buying AVUV at the bear market bottom? Getting rich off puts is nice but i like holding shares, its comfy
Do NOT say anytime in 2022

>>52765721
Mr. Russell has had a hard year.

it's going to be a crab day tomorrow

>>52765758
Haha no. The AH action is super bearish. Prepare to see a gigadump come tomorrow.

>>52765496
Just like last night...

Then bobo said it was his turn and to mumu's dismay, bobo has a huge red dong and can go all day

>>52765676
>I hate the troon discord that has taken over /k/ so much, it's unreal.
what does this have to do with biz?

so uh why isn't this being talked about more? The schizos know the BIS is part of the dark hand guiding the world. What's their play with this?

>>52765808
It's all fake and gay Calvinball and this will be hand waived or they will start WWIII or something.

>>52765803
S&W got fucked today i guess

>>52765666
>This is financial advice.
>666 digits
Thank you satan.

>>52765668
If we're really in for a shitty chop decade tobacco is such a good hold. Hope the next downturn puts them on sale so I can slide into a few shares along side miners.

do i dump in 50k now or DCA? is the market going to get worse?

>>52765676
i took a look and saw a ukraine tranny thread, gross. thanks lolbertarians for brining in subhumans into gun culture

>>52765853
dump it all into SPXS

>>52765808
It's a meme. The derivatives market is like $4 quadrillion dollars.

>>52765803
They sometimes raid /smg/ and /biz/ because they think talking about the recession is just russian propaganda.

>>52765776
ELABORATE NOW!!

>>52765892
That's notional value, anon.
Your run of the mill OTM SPY call has a notional of 40 grand but it's worth a hundred bucks on a good day.
But, people use that 40k notional value to come up with the "quadrillions" figure. This can still be quite significant in real value after sharp market moves, but you gotta know the details.

>>52765856
They're not even from /k/. They're a raid discord from reddit that totally took over the board and drove everyone else out.

just saw Violent Night, highly recommend

>>52765892
>>52765910
>>52765819
but this is bullish for the dollar right?

>coworker lets me do all the work
>complains when he doesn’t know what’s going on
How do I bully him into shooting up the office

>>52765668
oh, BTI looks good, I'll put that on my watchlist

>>52765808
>following gold shills on twitter unironically

>>52765929
I would assume it's deflationary, but I'm retarded and kinda stoned.

>>52765374
Yes and MSOX

>>52765948
I like shiny rocks. I'm all in long dated AAPL puts cuz I don't know what else is good in giant crisis and I think big firms have been hiding out in AAPL

>>52765955
that's my feeling too, thanks stoned anon

> yearly bonus was $30k higher than expected
Feelin' good bros. I think I'm actually gonna make it. Gonna splurge and get the guac with my next Chipotle order.

*sniff sniffs*
mmm... smells poopy in here.

HE's COMING BACK

>>52766000
it is just a little

>>52766004
>let get this out onto a tray

>>52765808
>so uh why isn't this being talked about more?
Nobody wants to admit that every financial institution in the world is just as degenerate and fundamentally insolvent as summer 2008.

>>52765993
What do you do anon

>>52765993
>chipotle

10 year yield tanking even as the markets were eating shit is spooky

>>52765808
Off balance sheet means OTC. Can corroborate that OTC FX is fucking huge. That debt appears somewhere though, unless it’s all non deliverable swaps and forwards you will see large borrowing in some base currency that is then transmuted with banking alchemy into USD

how do i invest in robo waifus?
>also why did they make m3gan look like lizzie bros

>>52766065
Dont worry dude,santa rally in two weeks

>>52766030
I wasn't investing in 2018-2019 but in my effort to understand bond yields I found out the curve was inverted then. And covid was too fake and gay not to think it was covering up something in the financial markets. Idk seems like the dump is going to be biblical, just a matter of getting the timing right

>>52765586
280-300

>>52766078

>>52766078
The sandwiches at Dominoes are pretty solid.

>>52766078
wine and jimmy johns?

>>52766088
Curves were inverted in 2019 yes, cash was hard to come by and it was causing issues in overnight rates, with the spike up to 10% on SOFR in early 2020, breaking the fed corridor. Covid did in fact solve this issue by giving us an excuse to destroy the Chinese economy while simultaneously printing a ton of money.

>>52766126
Sorry SOFR spike was September 2019

>>52766111
she looks like the type to get coal in her stocking

>>52766078
Damn I didn't think times were this hard.

>>52763626
Is this a good buy?
If Microsoft buys it I get free money but even if they don't surely they must make tons from microsanctions in Call of Duty and from Blizzdrones or whatever so it's a good buy regardless right?

for the poorfags to make your red wine last longer, mix it with coca cola.

>>52766174
or just cut it with a bottle of yellow tail red blend

>>52766174
I partied with germans who did this, actually pretty good
>>52766126
did destroying the chinese economy help the US out? I keep hearing the idea that china is signaling that they are done crushing their economy as if it was a deal they did for us

>>52765929
Yes it means a stock (and all assets) crash against the dollar some time in the next year.

...probably quite soon. By my estimation, the folks in charge want to get the psychological aspects of the recession over with as quickly as possible so that child molester in the oval office can get re elected in 2024 on how he turned around the recession in record time.

Incoming dumps on the stock market will be sudden and drastic.

It will be good to be a gambler of 0dte SPY puts.

>>52766144
you talk a lot of shit for someone with a robinhood account

>>52766173
>microsanctions
lol what are those
don't give them any ideas

>>52766173
EU fags will probably butthurt about COD being Xbox only because they're all Playstationfags.

>>52766173
How did they end up with the Crash Bandicoot and Spyro IP?

>>52766204
It did help us out, because China has been making headways into global markets for a decade now, basically ever since they switched from an industrial economy in the early 00’s. Currently about 70% of the worlds oil contracts are settled in USD and about 20% are settled in Yuan, among other commodities trade that has underpinned the Petrodollar hegemony for our lifetime. Anything American can do to retain the Chinese labor economy while staving off the Chinese financial economy is very good for us, and covid did that in spades, disrupting the Chinese market immensely.

I was just showering unaware it was thundering outside.

The good lord has spared me yet another day.

>>52766204
China was crashing their economy in a controlled fashion to avoid the death and destruction higher oil prices would have normalized. They are back allowing theor real estate firms to go wild.

>>52766313
so we are going to get more webms of buildings collapsing due to being built from paper mache

i sold all my individual oil stocks last week thankfully on the first day on the dump so i only missed out on like ~5% from the top

now looking to buy back in, do i have better options than pic related for NON-LEVERAGED energy ETFs as a leaf? i prefer canadian home bias so i don't pay 15% taxes on dividends in a tax-free account

tempted to go with NNRG but their expense ratio is nuts, not sure how much i want to risk into oil shitcos which have already turned into 10-baggers at this point

>>52766363
fuck, pic related XEG.TO
or NNRG.NE for that permabull eric nuttall dude

>>52766350
Well now they are former protestors to stuff in the walls.

>futures

>>52766398
H-how did they preserve them for so long?

>bro the markets gonna crash for real this time bro it dipped like 1% bro its a global recession and the governments fault

>>52766409
they didn't have to, the preservatives are built into the big mac

>>52766376
HXE.to nigga, cheapest one

Anyone on SMG ever work in a hedge fund or investment bank? Is it like those shows/movies where everything is intense all the time and people are on the edge ready to hit someone?

>>52766413
Its better the market crash then crab. Its not going back to ath with rates still rising.

>>52766398

thats not real, the lettuce would be black and screwed up looking. it's possible they stored it in nitrogen or helium gas, but i doubt it.

>>52766078
How do people eat while drinking booze? I feel like they counter each other and make both suck. It's either booze or food.

>>52766474
I like a beer or a glass of wine before I start eating and to sip on while eating.

Tomorrow will be Bad, SPY final price will be 3+last 2

Which stocks are you guy slurping up anyway?
It's obviously a good time to buy some up so I want to hear yoir suggestions.

>>52766518
$rope

>>52766474
some wines go good with steak or chicken/turkey, I like to have sangria at thanksgiving dinner

>>52766518
I will probably load up on small cap longs when spy goes below 350.

>10% of german kids identify as trans
can I get a non european international etf please

>>52766536
Same. I will unironically get a boatload of SKYT

>>52766474
Chianti and pasta is god-tier

>>52766518
Buy SPY puts dated to any time before April and youre all set.

Watch out for 0dte. They can pwn you.

However we will likely see a few days where spy dips by over 4% in 1 day and 0dte otm puts will yield 100x+

...not a bad time to gamble a little. The trend is your friend.

>>52766564
340 is my personal lower limit that I believe the market should re-test after fed finishs hiking. Inflation is somewhat under control seemingly, but employment is still above 5%. More pain ahead. Just slower.

>>52766587
I usually have you filtered, but why are you long miners when you expect a dump in equities?

>>52766620
That's a safe limit. However spy could go much lower depending on how this all plays out.

https://youtu.be/fLGMxH9KFa8

>>52766572

>drinking alcohol

no thanks. i'm not a faggot.

>>52766636
I doubt the fed willbthrow any suprises that would shock the market that much

>>52766668
So close...

>>52765113
I took my gambling money to TD Ameritrade. Should left it at Vanguard. YMMV.

>>52766635
My SILJ calls are leaps. They expire Jan 2024 and were cheap AF.

When the market bottoms, gold and silver tend to skyrocket due to their safe haven nature. Additionally, the only way out will be mega inflation at that point. I suspect we see silver and gold prices only dip slightly as the market tanks, and yes miners will take a hit, but in late 2024 you should see silver hit $50 per oz or maybe as high as triple digits or higher depending on inflation.

Essentially its a short term hedge (in case of a sudden pivot and money printing) and a medium term big money play, especially because junior miners tend to far outperform the underlying asset and become part of their own speculatory bubble (like shitcoins) when silver has a massive run.

>>52766692
What was the issue? I am thinking of opening a nonVanguard account for similar reasons once (if) I hit 500k.

>>52766668
That wouldnt be the fed. It'd be demand for the dollar skyrocketing into a deflationary nightmare which prompts countries to default on their debts and then massive bank defaults in the US and then countries leave the dollar and then you get hyperinflation in the US domestically.

Essentially its possible SPY goes to 200 before rocketing to like 20000 but it wont matter because itll be 20000 zimbabwe dollars

>>52766731
Thats a SHTF situation that I dont believe is possible until they replace powell with a tranny furry.

>>52766700
idk man, I think in most scenarios where silver moons, silver miner calls will get very cheap

>>52766742
Powell cant do anything about it to my knowledge, can he?

https://youtu.be/fLGMxH9KFa8

>>52766743
You think if silver moons, bullish positions on silver miners will become cheaper?

>>52766770
Hes been appointed and theres no takebacks for awhile.

>>52766700
we wuz kangs

>>52766636

Excel bros... it's not looking so good anymore
What the fuck happened to my V shape?!

>>52766780
yea they will get a lot cheaper before the boom. Also fuck off for being a SKYT shill. kys

>>52766781
The only thing he can do to stop this is print the ever loving shit out of the dollar and cause hyperinflation. Which is what the silver miner calls are an excellent hedge against.

What financial advice can smg gives me about my black bean spaghetti chicken dinner. Tossed in a light tomatillo lime salsa with bell peppers cilantro and feta

>>52766791
I know a bunch of people who work there. Theyre good dudes so fuck you nigger.

The problem is you dont know when the boom will happen. Thats why ive got leaps that, should silver hit $50 at any point, will make me half a million or so.

If that doesnt happen, my short and medium spy puts will succeed.

YIELDS MAID, STATUS REPORT!

>>52766850
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PILOTS? GET ME OFF THIS PLANE NOW!

you WILL live at work. you WILL like it!

can you imagine who butthurt these assholes at twitter are right now?

>>52766878

wrong image

>>52766868
Delta couldnt afford the union ones

>>52766878
>>52766884
Damn bro, should have grabbed Screenshot (1311).png instead of Screenshot (1308).png. Rookie mistake.

>>52766897

It's my first day on 4chan. please don't bully me

New

>>52766907
>>52766907

>>52766884
it's not a secret who's selling the drugs in SF

>>52766173
for about the same market cap you could buy Nintendo. I wouldnt touch atvi personally

>>52766884
>we need to make sure the building is being used as intended
this is why this country is doomed, people can't even properly identify shelter and stay out of other people business when they try to use it
>that building wasn't zoned for residential use, you can't have beds inside and people can't sleep in those beds

>>52766827
kys, no patience for shill faggots. I will never speak to you again

>>52765916
>discord
I think you mean "feds"

>>52766173
WoW is probably going to die within a decade.

im about to get raped by uncle sam

my bros, just buy AAPL puts in June