/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52747714
Fuck jannies and fuck kikes

Spy to 340 by feb

You will buy SQQQ you will take an easy 25% profit

The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>>52747722
????

>>52747714
>muh supply problem
Sure anon, the Fed definitely didn't create the biggest speculative bubble in history through abuse of QE and ZIRP enriching themselves and their friends, then selling the top right before they burst it. Just a simple supply issue goy

>>52747744

BOIL and GUSH bros what the FUCK happened today

>>52747755
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

>>52747745
brainlet here, what's an FX swap and why is it "off balance sheet" coulda probably look it up myself but would prefer not to

>>52747739
I cashed out most of mine today that I bought Friday. I kept these three to let ride

We red tomorrow too?

I bought some Totinos Pizza rolls. What am I in for?

>>52747780
Red is more associated with christmas spirt then green

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>52747765
>playing leveraged jewish controlled commodities
what the FUCK did you think was going to happen?

>>52747792
Let me cool after taking them out of oven or you will burn the roof of your mouth. Don't be a lazy faggot and microwave them either, use an oven

>>52747765
>>52747806
1) natural gas is forward looking natural gas stocks go down during the winter because summer profits will fall because people will be outside, possibly having sex (not you of course)
2) gas stocks are also seasonal, they fell at this time last year and the year before etc because of the switch from summer blend to winter blend. This is also why they fall every year in june, during the swap from winter blend to summer blend. It is cyclical and happens almost every time to the point where it is almost a 'sure thing' to bet on.

Made so much fucking money on my KOLD and puts. Sold everything and parked it in JEPI and TLT and then jerked off to Rae Lil Black. Won't be back here until next year maybe.. honestly /smg/ is fucking cancer and I'm the only one that ever posted any good ideas

You never listen, you hate making money, you always call me a nigger

>>52747792
depression and stinky toxic gas 2 hours later. make sure to drown them in ranch so they don't get caught in your throat

>>52747745
Nothing burger
Market already healing in AH

>>52747828
So when is the next obvious play on UNG, KOLD, DRIP, USO, etc?

>>52747780
Echoing this question. Can anyone tell? Based on the chart we should see a big leg down in the next week but... tomorrow?

>>52747828
no u

>>52747833
Sorry about your foreskin bro, sad the jews still do this to people. Otherwise nice cock, would suck, no homo

>52747833
what a sodomite

>>52747836
What?

>>52747833

>>52747833
based/checked

>>52747837
there isn't, there is no cyclical sure thing. ignore retards

>>52747847
Good question might be a crabby day tomorrow

>futures

>>52747745
we've known years that there's a shitload of international USD debt. the fact that a good chunk of it is off-balance sheet makes the work of the fed more difficult (predicting impact & identifying causes), but that's about it.

>>52747793
>wojak with your face so bright~
>wont you guide my puts to~night?

>I know everyone thinks the celebrity CEO removed the three child porn hashtags from his social media site. This is not true. (Elon Musk/"Twitter")
Still buying as much as I can at next direct listing.

Damn, maybe the UUUU bros were right.

https://youtu.be/141M9iU8rR0

>>52747950
Damn, I thought Elon was based. Black pill.

>>52747950
> fat
He is not fat, this is prime human form. I really don't understand why people want their body to take as little space as possible.

The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

>>52747996
based hamchad

spacemaxxerbros where we at

>>52747931
>For researchers at the BIS, it’s the sheer scale of the swaps that’s worrying. They estimate that banks headquartered outside the US carry $39 trillion of this debt -- more than double their on-balance sheet obligations and ten times their capital. Accounting conventions only require derivatives to be booked on a net basis, so the full extent of the cash involved isn’t recorded on a balance sheet.

>“There is a staggering volume of off-balance sheet dollar debt that is partly hidden, and FX risk settlement remains stubbornly high,” said Borio, head of the monetary and economic department at the BIS.

>In a separate report on Monday, the BIS also flagged the settlement risk as another potential source of instability in the foreign-exchange market. Researchers estimate that $2.2 trillion of daily currency turnover was subject to settlement risk, the possibility that one party to a trade fails to deliver the asset.

>>52748005
>spacemaxxerbro
kek, I need to make a t-shirt with that.

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>52748003
>>52748029

>>52747966
Such a shit stock, hedgies have literally admitted to dumping their bags, just trade uranium futurtes

>>52748003
>>52748029
Go on ser..

>>52748010
yes, but note that those swaps are always pretty short-term, and we should be at a point where the worst of the dollar volatility is over. it would've worried me months ago, but now it would really surprise me if it causes an issue this time around. perhaps it could amplify another issue due to the settlement risk, but that's it.

>>52748053
>posts webm of two men dressing up as women acting like lesbians but since they're men it's just gayer than usual

if that's not some gay squared shit i don't know what is

>another red day
>biz is in bear market for quite a few years guaranteed now
>pol is long boring dead its not 2016 anymore
>tv is still the dull pol anti pol lite board
>v is long dead until the next nintendo meme console to come out and collect wojak OC/risk getting banned for sony larp shitposting
>fit boring in between the varbie coom material spree posting
>g is autism posting about AI no one understands and generally worthless and not getting better

yep time to clock out fourchannel for a few years and passively build the pink wojak folder I guess. Hopefully the bots dont get worse in 5 years when things are fun on biz again.

Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

SOXL, UPRO or V calls tomorrow? $2k

>>52748097
we're going down to at least 3800 this week wait for friday to buy calls

>>52748097
don’t listen to that other nigger, go all in on short dated soxl calls

>>52748086
>Hopefully the bots dont get worse in 5 years when things are fun on biz again.
lol. lmao
i give public forums like 4chan maybe 3 or 4 more years given the state of chat AI until you won't be sure whether you're talking to some retarded chat AI that won't remember the convo or an actual human being. only takes a couple of bad faith actors to fuck it up for everyone.
the internet is gonna go back to small closed rooms where everyone knows each other.

>>52748086
>pol is long boring dead its not 2016 anymore
2016 was the worst year with the initial plagueships of phone posters
>>52748093
Now THIS is autism

>>52748086
The only thing left will be bots and speech censoring tyrantJannies. Everyone else will be banned. Half the people that were here already are banned

>>52748060
>>52748010

>>52748117
you retard there is nothing bullish this week, we're going down to 3800 on SPY and then we Pump past 4100 for santa rally

was that oil move a flag?

So, why did we dump today, I was busy elsewhere and came back to a sea of red. Tf

>>52748086
>im an oldfag i've been here since 2015

>>52748165
didn’t read, don’t care, suck my balls.

>>52748197
>retarded posters are inversing me
bullish for my schwab account

>>52748158
lagging data. Why do you think the dollar rose over the last two years togetehr with the stockmarket?

>>52748173
The meme line was respected

>>52748158
also: nonbank financials hold plenty of other very dubious derivative assets to hedge against low interest rates, too. not just these swaps. so nonbank financial contagion in general is definitely a risk.

>>52748173
Rugpull after fake and gay pivot hopium narrative forced. Now todays data suddenly hiking back on the menu

Where did niggershill and his aquashit stock go?

Long CNY anyone? Can this be a play we can all get behind? How would one go about it? Just futures?

>>52748266
Back to the village with a pile of manure to sleep in tonight

I assume there will be significantly more selling than buying between now and the 14th (and no telling afterwards). Yet, the markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

AMRS was a potential gold mine that has been undermined by more than a decade by a Pajeet CEO. Now there are simply too many mistakes for it to rise out of the quicksand.
Two competitors started up because of how stupid AMRS was being and then repeated the exact same Pajeet mistakes.
Synthetic Biology is a sector absolutely cursed to its very core by Pajeets.

>>52748266

>futures

>>52748266
Is this different from the mutant fish stock?

>>52748309
>futures

Pepsi is doing layoffs.

>>52748367
bullish

>>52748093
I must say, those FOMC minutes are gettin more and more unusual.

>>52748367
Wtf ko boomer cant win

>>52748367
>Pepsi lays off a few hundred corporate workers

A fart in the wind. We need at least 5% unemployment, and that’s not going to get us there

>>52748377
we are repeating the great depression

>>52748231
even if it won't you can always say the magic words: "it broke the trend".

APSI CUNT WHERE ARE YOU I JUST WANT TO TALK

>That’s a lot of damage!

>>52748396
Congress can take action. Open the workforce to 10 year olds. If she bleeds she can feed herself. Should solve over employment

i havent been following the market for over a week now.

am i not hooked anymore??

>>52748405
>more people become unemployed
>orders still growing
productivity rising while labor demand is falling. 0.5% is set in stone

>>52748243
El-Arian talked a lot about a liquidity event as a potential problem the fed is going to face. Imagine high inflation + a historically high debt/gdp ratio + a liquidity event that will force them to stop QT and maintaining higher rates. It also seems to be without precedent

>>52748438
Same here. I lost money not paying such close attention. Should probably also start parking my money in Shit like JEPI and TLT when I notice I'm too busy following the market

>>52748440
>without precedent
both are similar in terms of effect, the former is similar in terms of cause

>>52747714
I come back home from work and jesus christ, what the hell happened? I thought we were just crabbing...

CHECK YOUR KIKEHOOD ACCOUNTS NOW. YOU GET AN ENTIRE $1 OF AVAX FREE FOR TAKING A 4 MINUTE QUIZ!

>>52748510
the great rotation out of stocks

and into poverty

>>52748487
im pivoting to longer term swing trading myself. need to read a few books and focus on that.

>>52748518
So you're soijacking yourself now?

>>52748558
They are avatar fagging, like you frog fags

>>52748574

>>52748504
>both are similar in terms of effect, the former is similar in terms of cause
Elaborate

>>52748574
>frog fags
Holy fuck go back to the vaginal cavity you came from and unspawn yourself

>>52748574
Sir, we are all frogs.

>>52748518
Yep, I officially hold crypto now. First time for everything. I'm sure as hell not gonna buy any of that shit anytime soon

Astrology says we rally tomorrow, but crash hard on Thursday 12/8. December 8th is a very important date. Good time to buy that dip. Rally on CPI. Fed day is a toss up. Santa Rally is certain.

The more people that doubt the santa rally the cheaper the calls will get.

>>52748623
Are those Gucci?

>>52748605
the fed will be successful at killing inflation, one way or another. a significant liquidity event would also do that.
the question is what happens after, and whether inflation stays down. there are two precedents where exactly this happened, but debt/gdp was only high in the former.

The threads feel slow lately. If anyone needs a pick up scrolling through this thread from March 13 2020 gave me a good laugh, >>/biz/thread/17782202

>>52748612
>>52748623
You just confirm it.

>>52748657
Weren't you wrong last time you did this astrology poastin tho?

>>52748657
I thought we were going to crash for 3 days and then crab until CPI day when santa rally begins!

>>52748673
I heard that the RAND corp Q glowie is posting shit again

>>52748673
Kinda loud. Every second post is just autistic bullshit. I'm glad the based jannies banned all of them but Baggie and the Rabbi

>futures

Anyone knows what do dark pools say about the markets?

>>52748735
for every buyer in a dark pool there is a seller. they don't mean shit.

why are we respecting technicals so much? i'm starting to think low volume days are active human traders, and robots on high volume days.
>>52748735
>pic_rel

>>52748758
>>52748761
Woah, hedgies bots reply very quickly nowadays.

>>52748671
Thoughts on >>52748420 ?

>>52747771
H-hot

>>52748673

Pepsico laying off hundreds due to consumer strength being questionable...what the fuck does that mean, even basement dwellers aren't buying doritos and mountain dew anymore?

>>52748774
STAY IN YOUR FUCKING CONTAINMENT GENERAL YOU FUCKING RETARDED GME BAGGIE

Post your best frogs

>>52748791
They still have a GME general all this time later? Kek

>>52748786
MASS DIE-OFF

>>52748735
I take it you weren't around when CRBP pajeet was earning his moniker

>muh dark pools, Japan approval in 2 more weeks

>>52748805

I don't get the oil play
Shouldn't price cap on ruskie oil be bullish for the oil companies?
Why is DRIP printing?

>>52748805

>>52748805
Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>>52748825
Putin is dumping Crude onto the markets

Pelosi just sold 20,000 shares of visa

>>52748805

>>52747714
WOW, the 3 month yeild is almost at 2006 levels, very cool

>>52748809
well yeah they just can't let go. It's how baggies are

OP there are 5 active /smg/s on the catalog because you are a try hard early baking faggot

>>52748825
Price caps put downward pressure on prices, that is, only if you can control the black market

>>52748888

>>52748811
That's true, I know nothing about old, long-forgotten shills of /smg/

>>52748776
the 16 month offset alignment is dubious and there's no reason to believe that CPI will behave exactly like M2 on the leg down. compare it with past periods of inflation - the timing can be very different, and the curve itself too. the only reliable info here is "if m2 goes down, then so will CPI eventually", which is something that we already knew.

>futures ramping in AH

Oh yea, they are preparing to dump their bags on retail dip buyers tomorrow.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MANARINO???
WHY ARE THERE NO NEW VIDEOS???
IS HE OK??!??!?!?

>>52748510
>I thought we were just crabbing...
and we are... check the D1 chart, nothing more that slight movements

nice pivot faggots

>futures

>>52748888
checked. i hate the early baker.

>>52748945
>>52748888
He is spamming/flooding the board. This place is no where near the speed for threads to be made that soon every single time.

>>52748937
oh jesus fucking christ
>sid's leg

Quit being a pivotard.

>>52748914
His email said he was going to Hawaii to spread the old buddy's ashes in Pearl Harbor. Won't be back 'til next week.

>>52748774
ken griffin paid me to post this
wake sure you're paying attention to the cash on hand figure

>>52748990
ty

>>52748937
that ring does not look very elastic

>>52748937
Thanks for that

>>52748990
I can't believe you know this, anon...

>>52748937
He’s gonna feel that in the morning…

>>52748990
Thanks for the update Mr. Memerinno

It. Isn't. Over.

>>52748786
>Pepsico laying off hundreds
Remember when the media praised their outstanding Q3 performance due to increased prices on the customers

>>52748990
So, what degenerate buy tomorrow?

>>52748735
>/GME/ schizos still exist
>/GME/ general still exists
Can you losers get to the point where you start bringing guns to "the hedgies" offices already?

>>52748805

>>52748937

Holy shit

>>52748805

>>52749055
nice one.
saved,
ty.

>>52748805

>>52748805

>futures

>futures

>>52749052
y-yeah sure mate

>>52748805
.

>>52748888
Early baker please bake at 310+. /smg/is slow because everyone's lost money, relax

>>52748805

why did american banks take a shit today? wells fargo down 5%

>>52749123
It's literally just one dedicated autist doing this every single time. Mods needs to ban him already.

Gentlemen I don't think I will financially recover from today

>futures

>>52749151
Because Wells Fargo fucking sucks.

t. WF customer

>>52748805

>futures

>>52749182
ok but all of them took a big hit from 1.5x to 2x the market

anyway my entire yahoo finance watchlist is red except the EV company i invested in, and the oil bear fund.

>>52749151
Le epic pivooter moment irl is why

>>52748805
.

>>52749195
Me anytime I decided to try to time anything.

>>52748825
Saudis lowered the price for Asian customers. Aren't you supposed to be oil investors?

>>52749195

>>52748805
..

im tired of this shitty market. i want green days and euphoria again.

>>52748510
Generational top

only 14 more hours of
>futures
posting

>>52749242
I don't even think we have reached the mid point of this bear market lol

>>52748825
the west is committed to fucking over russia and by extension all oil companies

read between the lines nigga not just the headline.

>>52747714
Who was the faggot who said banks were going to go up. I want to laugh at their retarded ass for arguing against me

>>52749254
>futures

>>52749254
The admirable Jewish people are prolly scheming up a plan for midnight options next

>>52749254
>Posting on /smg/ after-hours
Welcome2
Futures
Town

>>52749276
Do people really watch this?

I just chipped calcium build up from my lower tooth and know I gotta see a dentist for a cleaning. Ruck me I hate the dentist. But I hate feeling like their is a sharp jagged hole in my gums even more.

>>52749285
>he didn't watch AOTS

>>52749276
>diversity is our strength!

>>52749285
Its kind of a they/them, was/were type of situation

The term black hole is racist

>>52749290
>he didn't watch SS

okay zoom zoom i bet you liked those 4 hour blocks of Cheaters too didn't you?

>>52749290
>watching AOTS and not one of our eternal guys "The SESS" when he wasn't tweaking out on cocaine

however this came to be, but Oil looks like about to bleed to the low 60s to high 50s...

how will TPTB with their climate hysteria ever recover?

>>52748805

a simple doctors appointment is 3 months out. what does this imply for medical stocks?

did I miss the bot posting the ASMB ladies today

>>52748805

>>52748805
literally me

Long calls on TB12?

>>52749305
>bends table

>>52749039
Now its all coming back to bite them in the ass kek

>>52748805
,

>>52749326
It's been like 2 weeks. That's a top kek

>>52749324
does he have parkinsons or some shit?

>>52749242
What if we're already going up, but not in a straight line? I know that in 2020/2021 it was mostly an escalator, but that's not normal.

>>52749338
You mean like cocain induced parkinsons?

>>52749338
no, he had a habit

>>52749242
>euphoria
You mean exuberance?

>>52749340
i hope you're right. i just miss the days where everyone was like "line only go up! buy the dip! Trump is president and i have hope for the future!" now brandon is president and everything is gay and costs twice as much except the stock market. feels bad.

It really is this easy

>>52749324
The look Kevin gives the camera gets me every time.
I feel bad for the PAs that had to try to drag Sessler away from the stage.

I've noticed that a bunch of 'upper' class boomers that I was acquainted with where I live had to do more shopping at walmart lately. Even had to settle with McDonald's and cheaper shit too.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bofa-finds-increasing-number-wealthier-americans-now-shop-value-supermarkets

Could all of this be bearish for more expensive places like whole foods and Target?

>>52749363
in b4 someone posts the chart with the current price action and the top of the line of the channel. you know the one.

>>52749359
Cool it with the, you know, the thing

>>52749298
Mother of God...

>>52749363
> In 2025 shareholders will have to pay other people to take their shares away from them
I can see this happening in this clown world.

>>52749362
what website is that?

What do I have to do to make Nat gas go up?

>>52748805
it's a classic

>>52749369
how are you tracking what people eat for lunch on the regular you fucking weirdo

>>52749363
Yes

>>52749359
>i just miss the days where everyone
I miss pre covid. And I miss pre 2020. Everything is so awful now.

>>52749407
>Berg

>>52747714
Who here didn't buy GEO lol?

>>52749419
*hold up paw*

Any Payton and Eli visual goyslop enjooooyers ITT? Inb4 slopball

>>52749412
The one before it as well

>>52749298
Kek is that the chick from Battlefield Earth?

why not just buy shares in a bank like jpm so i can profit off them wringing the neck of boomers?

>>52749359
>"line only go up! buy the dip! Trump is president and i have hope for the future!"
There is literally no substantive difference between orange and not orange boomer with the sole exception of fist pumping for culture wars garbage.
You will get endless posturing around abortion and "pride" but not a single word about stagnant wages, boomer housing/renting oligarchs/cartels, or doing anything about the Golden Age of Fraud.

>>52749407
>>52749422
context?

>>52749419
>GEO
Private prisons seem like a meme. They dont really make that much money. Its only going to be worth buying in a dystopia cyberpunk future where the gov actually spends money on building new jails.

>>52748805

>>52749421
its over for you kek.

>>52749425
Good catch

>>52749419
imagine being burry and all you need to do is buy anything and a bunch of retard will run and trip over themselves to buy your bags

>>52749440
Point is its way undervalued and its currently correcting.

>>52748805

>>52749459
Does seem to be the case yeah. At some point the gov will need to write some checks to build more jails. Im sure other countries will start jailing people at the rate the US does too.

>>52749456
He bought more on top of what he already bought. I have been holding it for months, its up 30% for me.

>oil is finally dumping

Good day for me. Christmas came early with that nice VZ dippy. I tracked it via google during my afternoon uh "break" then I bagged. Woke up this morning with a boner. Wife was asleep so I did the next best thing;pulled up a bunch of hentai pics of Power and used them to "release the pressure". (What?; you expected me to go into the office with a raging boner? Sides being backed up is bad for you)

listen to me and listen to me good because i'm only gonna say this once, AAPL and META are going to go down another 20% from where they are now and no one is going to interfere with that, got it?

I just had 1lbs of Taco Bell

>>52749517
why

>>52749491
means the bottom is around the corner

>>52749525
>1lb meal is impressive
lmao what is it like being a baby?

AMZN below 80 before the new year

>>52749528
because i need to profit on my puts, duh

Time for goyball and boy do we have a doozy for you tonight folks. Tonight we have the Tampa Gay Cuckaneers facing off against the New Orleans Taints. Brought to you goys live on ESPN 2 with NFL legend brothers Payton and Eli! Are you goys not entertained?

>>52749410
2021 wasn't all bad.

>>52749151
>banks
>>52749151
>>52749151
>>52749151
RESPOND NOW [INTELLIGENT POSTERS ONLY]

>>52749575
>INTELLIGENT POSTERS ONLY
jews

>>52749575
peepeepoopoo

>>52749398
increase demand or reduce supply?

>>52749554
the best reason
godspeed

>>52749491
i was talking with a co-worker today about the insanity of the cost of gas and he told me "actually it's come down a lot." i said "oh yeah?" and he said "yeah it's under $4 now!" (new england)

i weep.

>>52749324
I look like this.

>>52749491
Coal is pamping.

>tfw missed the most obvious nat gas short of the last 10 years because i was busy all market hours last week

easily could have made 5-10 grand with KOLD

>>52749558
>>126601217

What's up with all the fast food goyslop eateries advertising an Italian chicken sandwich now? That's why I stick to the tride and true McDonalds, two hamburgers, a six piece nugget with two sweet and sour sauces, a small fry, and a large lemonade. Ba da ba ba bahhhhhh I'm lovin it

>>52749633
pathetic cope

>>52749658
not cope. sold at $7 on the way up. Could have easily made the same I made on the way down. And it's likely going to touch $5.20 and bounce again

>>52749558
>>>/sp/126601217

>>52749289
I was just doing that earlier too, weird coincidence. I like feeling the crunch. hate this shit though, I still have a lower retainer and no matter how much you brush it will build up over time

>>52749402
Because I'm a retail wagie stuck at the mall complex cagie between a rich surburban area and poorfag trailer park

>>52749676
pure, 100%, cope.

>>52749633
>tfw still no leveraged coal ETF

>>52749627
Coal is such easy money, I don't know why everyone isn't a COAL baron

>>52748165
>santa rally
The last year of losses started in December of 2021, why would this year be the opposite when we rallied for the past month and half already with another huge rate hike in a week?

>pasts

>>52749537
No because it always dumps this time of year. But we might see a special extra dump if Jpow actually breaks demand.

>>52749627
>>52749749
based.

>>52749655
nice dubs

>futures
>line only goes up

>>52749289
Bacteria poo poo pee pee on your teeth.

>>52749655
>TWO sweet and sour sauces
When did this happen?

>>52749768
>pasts

>>52749710
oh yeah? kiss me faggot

>>52749793
>presents

what the FUCK is up with yields? they keep getting more inverted

>buy the dip bro

>>52749789
1 for the mcnugs 1 for the fries. Trust the science

>>52749815
Soon.

>>52749817
This is schizo autism charting but I ain't opposed to it

>>52749764
because CPI and dovish FOMC

>>52749817
if you bought at anywhere from 3500-3800 you have no need to give a single fuck. even 4000 is decent.

2024 we are 4.6k for sure, maybe even by q3 2023

>>52749680
None of those other boards exist. It's just this and /pol

>>52749655
Wendys is better.

>>52749815
WE CAN GO DEEPER

New

>>52749862
>>52749862

>>52749856
If you get a baked potato or chili instead of fries I would agree.

>>52749867
>not even 300 replies
dude stop

>>52749837
What happens if the snail climbs more than 3 feet in an hour?

>>52749872
That'll be $15-$20 buckaroos vs $9 at McDonald's

>>52749891
maybe, but wendy's fries are not good.

>>52749837
Somewhere between 27 to 28 hours depending on the speed of the snail. After 27 hours the snail will be 27 feet high. At the 28th hour, the snail will climb 3 more feet and reach the top so he won't slide back down after that. It's just a matter of how fast it takes him to climb the 3 feet in the hour.

>>52749935
If we assume each foot movement requires an equal amount of time regardless of direction then it will take him 3/5ths of the hour to move 3 feet higher so the answer IMO is 27 hours and 36 mins

>>52749044
30% DRV
40% TMV
30% BITI
trailing stop of 110%

>>52749254
>futures posting ever stops

Buy META right now if you like money

>rent is 267% greater than in 1982
>if it was 1982 I would only have to spend like 300 bucks to rent a shitty studio that goes for 800 bucks

>>52750219
Short META, you mean?

>>52750335
>making $4 an hour