/biz/ - Business & Finance

We will close green

first for dead market

>>52741483
no buyers because everyone is afraid to buy the top, no sellers because nobody left to sell and shorters are loaded on protective puts

>>52741481
Where do I find a hot milf like this that can be my sugar mommy where all I need to do is be in shape and have sex with her?

Let's see if you fags can make some money today. Here's a fuggen clue(pic related)

>>52741475
i love himeno

>>52741481
When/where can I get 49yr old suckies?!
>>52741483
Seconded.
>>52741493
SHORT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52741490
If you are hot just go running shirtless through a rich white people neighborhood

>>52741490
you have to already be wealthy and jewish

>>52741481
How is that chick 49? I'm 42 and she looks like she could be my mom.

>>52741481
Would

>>52741501
>Loving the girl who smells like stale cig smoke
>Not loving Makima
Lmfao uh, yeah. You can leave.

>>52741481
>Cumpleanos

Hello, rabid anti-semite here.

Why is nat gas so low?

Redpill me on MMAT

>>52741539
My man.

oil?


OIL!

>>52741531

>>52741481

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

What the fuck was that?

WTFWT

I don't even want to average down on my shittiest bag anymore.

Just so you guys know, theres some economic data in 15 minutes and an ISM number in 30 so expect volitilaty

>>52741626
thanks for the heads up

***NO OPTIONS EVER EVER EVER***
***Gains are to be analyzed over timespan, losses are to be analyzed with dollar cost average principles***

(((BUYING RULES)))
*Market(DOW, S&P 500, NASDAQ whichever particular stock is within) AND portfolio must be down 2.5% or greater for the day
*Market must be below 20 day moving average
*Bank account must grow by $100 weekly, the remainder can be invested

(((STOCK RULES)))
*Stock must possess market dominance or novel superiority
*If stock has been extremely bullish, must buy on day it performs poorly
*If stock has been extremely bearish, be very critical. Stocks must not be limp dicks, stocks MUST possess erect qualities
*Bearish, failing stocks CAN possess erect qualities, but it is extremely unlikely
*Consider your personal biases
*Consider the direction of the nation, and the world

(((GAIN RULES)))
*Track date of surpassing 25% gain
*Increase position at each 25% gain interval(in order to create bias towards winners)
*Determine long term market cycle
*Sell HALF of position prior to next market cycle
*Rinse repeat

(((LOSS RULES)))
*Assess company integrity at 50% loss
*If stock absolutely going to $0, cut losses
*Else, double position
*Rinse repeat

rip to TOPS baggies

***NO OPTIONS EVER EVER EVER***
***Gains are to be analyzed over timespan, losses are to be analyzed with dollar cost average principles***

(((BUYING RULES)))
*Market(DOW, S&P 500, NASDAQ whichever particular stock is within) AND portfolio must be down 2.5% or greater for the day
*Market must be below 20 day moving average

(((STOCK RULES)))
*Stock must possess market dominance or novel superiority
*If stock has been extremely bullish, must buy on day it performs poorly
*If stock has been extremely bearish, be very critical. Stocks must not be limp dicks, stocks MUST possess erect qualities
*Bearish, failing stocks CAN possess erect qualities, but it is extremely unlikely
*Consider your personal biases
*Consider the direction of the nation, and the world

(((GAIN RULES)))
*Track date of surpassing 25% gain
*Increase position at each 25% gain interval(in order to create bias towards winners)
*Determine long term market cycle
*Sell HALF of position prior to next market cycle
*Rinse repeat

(((LOSS RULES)))
*Assess company integrity at 50% loss
*If stock absolutely going to $0, cut losses
*Else, double position
*Rinse repeat

>>52741626
if the pattern continues, this is going to cement the .5% hike on the 14th

why is gold down

Hi chappies. When's Adidas's next earnings report? Can't find online - trying to figure if the losses from Kanye leaving are already priced in.

>>52741626
>expect volitilaty
The only thing one can expect in the current year.

>>52741640
These are shitty rules anon. The market is way more likely to go up when it is above its 20 day MA and when it is going up (i.e. don't wait for a BIG down day to buy). 2.5% down in a normal volatility environment is very abnormal.
You will also have way better luck cutting your losses far before 50%. If your analysis tells you a stock is good and you have confidence in it and the market goes the other way it's way more likely that you are wrong than that you are early. Most trades lose money, but you want to cut your losses short and let your winners run.

There will be a different ”santa” ”rally” this year

>no what the fuck was that
>no bang
the crab won

>>52741664
Contemplating another test of major resistance before decoupling.

>>52741493
APSI up 6.3% already. You gonna just sit there and watch it?

>>52741678
Some of the rules are designed to be near-impossible to attain, and this is for very good reason.

>>52741681
What are you talking about Banganon was on point today?

this is the exact same hypercrab experience as back in june

>>52741717
SPY is at a value observed on May 9th. Furthermore, it is a value also observed April 9th, 2021.

>>52741698
Shut up about your aquaponics company you god damned double nigger.

Also, looks like the bears win. SPY will dump to 385 this week.
Also, anyone

>>52741717
looks like it, only that the dollar was still strenghtening in the wake of everyone else letting inflation run hot. Now there is dollar weakness, and it doesnt look like the upper resistances are going to get retested

Short oil.
Long tech shitcos.
I am the HARBINGER OF THE TRASH.

>>52741698
go be a nigger somewhere else

>>52741731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OMHIrKaB1I

>>52741743
sure thing cathie

Last night I dreamt that I was long natty gas (some obscure ticker I can't remember), DIA and XLE. My TQQQ position got called away last week and now I'm sitting on a little bit of cash. Thinking about buying more XLE here

>>52741735
>Shut up about your aquaponics company
dumb motherfugger. How broke are you?

>>52741764
>calling others poor
>his big richman stonk pick has ~$65,000 in volume
Lmao go fuck yourself, faggot. No one is buying into your faggoty PnD.

Buy weed and psilocybin stocks

>>52741745
Nope. I'm gonna rub your noses in this huge pile of shit you fags call /smg/. This place is a fuggen mess.

>>52741556

Yeah im thinking OIL

>>52741778
Hows that short going dickweed. You must be one of /smg/'s leaders. Show em your portfolio big boy

BILIsisters wtf is happening?

>>52741788
LMFAO
>pile of shit
>obviously a boomer
go post your lame ass /sp/ pics somewhere else, you know nothing boomer.
Want a REAL tip? Buy WMT puts :)

So I'm guessing the data was bad, then?

>>52741652
ok boomer

>>52741809
Real shit in 7 minutes

>>52741809
Yes

>>52741809
factory orders are due in 10 minutes, that is the relevant piece for today. if they come out hot, dump, if they come out cold, crab

>>52741803
Are you number 1 rated /smg/ poster. Show us your portfolio needle dick

>>52741802
REEEEEEEEE

>>52741788
go back to your discord faggot nigger

what exactly are you going to rub our noses in?

i make a million dollars a fucking year clown

you can stop now

>>52741801
Good, considering WMT is down. How's your APSI pick doing? Didn't you ask why people AREN'T buying? LMFAO ITS ALREADY GOING DOWN!!!!
>up 6.3% already.
HAHAHAAHAHAH FAGGOTY FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>52741832
>i make a million dollars a fucking year clown

>>52741684
decoupling? from the USD? they are still negatively correlated

good morning sirs please buy aquashit stock so my family can eat

>>52741852
do you think a million dollar is a lot green text shitposter?

>>52741518
Makima is a whore.

There no bigger sign of poverty then asking people to post their portfolio and not belieiving anyone has money because its just so unbelievable that anyoine in this world might be a success

you dont belong here nigger, go back to wherever u came from

I'm coming down from benzos and a period of smoking weed everyday today. I wanna kms bros.... Having some beers now....

Bobros, I kneel.

S and P is about to freefall holy crap

>>52741833
What's wrong needle dick. Scared to show us your portfolio big man? I mean you are the leader here, right? If my dick was that small, I wouldnt show it either.

dump

uh oh algos didn't like that report

>>52741862
post folio

>>52741856
no

>>52741875
ya because we totally need ur approval

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 10 AM CANDLE

Is anyone else freaked out how accurate the kpop anon is? It's shocking how accurate his prediction has been the past two months.

>>52741857
Himeno *drunkenly* took a teenager home, and propositioned sex. I think we know who the whore is, buddy.
>>52741862
I mean, beside the point that /biz/ is anonymous, so...
>>52741875
I come here to be anon, not accrue popularity points. If I felt I had anything to prove to some shitskin, I'd have a trip on.
Enjoy your obvious as fuck PnD ;)
Oops, it's down 3%...Lol

Kek
Post the report, market is dumping now

AAPL 1 min chart looks like a shitcoin rug pull

short everything

>>52741889
he won't because he's fos just like 90% of the losers here that make no money, and try like hell to chase away anyone that tries to help anons actually make it. Who let this place become so worthless?

>>52741874
Called it LOL

short AAPL while you still can

>>52741893
Post it you big bullshitter. Is this where you fags come to pretend to be somebody?

>>52741915
So how’s that APSI? instead of investing in bullshit, you could’ve invested in TLRY

>>52741915
baggy did

>already going back green

BUY BUY BUY SLURP REDDIT!!!

mumus are real quiet right now ...

And just like that the bear market resumed. Sorry mumu.

>>52741899
And he was just circlejerking about "muh santa rally". Stop sucking his dick.

>>52741928
>So how’s that APSI?
Up like 40% in 2 days.

Soxl bros....

>>52741915
A lot of us try to help you faggots make money. I was talking about QSR, since the middle of October. Backed up with actual data.
I have been one of the few anons also telling you to buy KOLD calls. I literally just said to buy WMT puts.
Go fuck yourself, loser. You're just mad you come here and contribute nothing but faggoty snide remarks.
KYS BRO

>>52741935
what is it with shitposters and baby language? Does it come with the discord grooming?

>“I would not call it a ‘soft landing.’ It’s a complete mislabeling of the reality of what will happen here,” said Mark Zandi, chief economist at Moody’s Analytics. “If the economy is simply flat for jobs and GDP, which is the goal, that means half the economy is in recession.”
>soft landing

CRITICIZE MY SHORT AGAIN YOU GREEN NAMED FUCKING NIGGER

who the fuck is buying

>>52741940
Did you even read the screenshot? He said crash was coming and to buy the dip because Santa rally is coming. Which is the end of Dec.

>>52741481
>49
And those tits are looking fine.

>>52741926
yes im really desperate for your portfolio newfag

>>52741953
Are you new here? The battle between bobo and mumu is eternal and profound. It is as natural as the universe itself.

whts the news for this rollercoaster?

>>52741962
Based.

Also SPY is down 1%. Those are rookie numbers. We gotta pump that number up. 3% at the very least.

>>52741507
Pretend to be 27 and then have sex with her.

>>52741979
Looking like bobo gonna take the day.

thanks for playing mumu

>>52741948
Two days ago was Friday nignog. you bought at .60. Hope you didn’t shill a PnD
>p.s. you totally are in a PnD

>>52741967
It's from November, he's been more bullish since then and there is no santa rally.

>>52741979
no, but the baby language always was suspicious, together with the cartoon animal circus it screams pedo or grooming victims

>>52741951
You cause nothing but pain here. This is where fags like you come to act like you are somebody. Post your portfolio or stfu. You make no money and no one gaf about you. Go play hall monitor someplace else, worm

i quit my job to trade and i gotta tell you idk how you boomers did this shit when vix was 10. Don't even need to get out of bed when the vix is this low and it's still 20. Shit is so boring, nothing moves anymore

>>52741652
>50% loss

>>52741475
I'm up 11% on COMS! ER today and David Knight's the CEO so here's to looking forward to reaching greater heights!

>>52741998
Wow you are really dumb. The screenshot was from November 30th. Which was last Wednesday fucking idiot. NGMI.

cmon call shorts more bad names

>>52742005
Would be a pretty good rule for most bagholders here that hold way below a 50% loss

post yfw they didn't listen

is this why we're dumping?

>>52741977
Go larp to your little sister retard. You've done enough damage here with you bs. Show your port or stfu.

>>52741832

>i make a million dollars a fucking year clown

except you refuse to prove it. Go eat a dick faggot

>>52742000
Looks, it's mad that I don't want to appease it AND called out its PnD!
Lmao go back, kid. No one here is going to be goaded into doing anything.

>>52742016
God damn jews have some good tits

>>52741899
>imagine being this desperate for attention that you post off of your phone IP so that you can compliment yourself, in multiple threads, multiple times
we know it's you dude

>>52742000
Bro yoiu dont realize where you are do you?

all the big players and rulers post here??

>>52742029
How much money did you lose today?

>>52742018
And I'm saying he's been in here the last few days being bullish. The santa rally shit is bullshit. Get off his dick nigger faggot.

>>52742028

>>52741953
Hello and welcome, tourist, this is a Mumu vs Bobo vs Mr. Snibbs thread.

>>52741999
checked, but also KYS

>>52741493
Oh look, it's this pump n dump again that went up on 2 months old news.
Do you guys know what else is amazing? On the day it pumped 40%, rigth after close, some shill came to our safe space and told us we're stupid for asking questions and should simply buy his bags... I mean this opportunity.
This is the kind of deal I come for here!

>>52742005
It is designed to be biased towards winners, 50% for loss and 25% for gains, if you reverse these, it would be biased towards losers. You have to accept some ignorance and humility in the stock market and realize that even when you're down 30% you may very well oscillate back into profit. You should simply re-examine the situation, you do not need to react to it.

>>52742044
I come here for the office anime girls

>>52742030
AAAHAHAaaaa! All you little shrimp dicks do is larp here. None of you /smg/ hall monitors will show your portfolio balances. Your little gay jig is up faggot. You're broke. Stop pretending otherwise

>>52742000
Wasted digits. What a nigger.

Relax.

>>52742029
ya i also sleep in a race car bed

nerxt time you go to wage cage at your warehouse job i hope you think of me stretched out on my 600 acre property sipping weed coffee or excersiing in my basement gym until noon

>>52741994
brutal. mumu will never recover from this.

>>52742028
How can the government get away with not reporting 80 trillion in spending?

>>52742028
Kek jeff sniders gonna coom on stream

>cannabis
>TLRY
>MSOX
DUDE, WEED, LMAO

>>52742034
I would love to be him, his predictions are godly.

>>52741493
Btw, I also sent a report using TCR when you posted it first. You posted the exact gains you had on that day, so it should be easy to track you. Have a nice day poopty loo.

>>52742044
I realize where I am. With a bunch of worthless nerds who larp all day as successful, yet they refuse to prove it. You dorks ruined this place

>>52742061
Yeah, the troon is mad that it was called out on its PnD. Boring market, so it's mostly fine.
>>52742065
Oh? Says the guy who hasn't posted HIS portfolio, but shills PnDs that are already pumped.
Hmm, must be triple digit IQ.
LMFAO. Go be a boomer somewhere else, it's cringe. I can smell your 45yr old bussy sweat, from here.

why wont the market go down so i can buy in
will it never go down appreciably
is the fear gone
this is not how things were supposed to go

Pretty rare for my SQQQ to outperform SOXS today. Seems like the whole nasdaq is dumping

>>52742028
This is old news. The ISM data came out hotter than expected I think

>>52741994
Is so obvious you don't even need to draw the line

until SQQQ goes above 50 american dollars again there's nothing to worry about

>>52742091
But can he predict why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>it’s the taste you can see
>>52742096
One more shit post out of you and I’m going to assume you a a mentally ill faggot who loses money gambling with PnD companies

y-yang bros... is.. is that green i see?

Has anyone seen those Invesco QQQ stock commercials? Why tf is a commercial shilling for an ETF?

>>52742115
I bailed on YANG Friday open. Fucking chink economy. Cannabis is the only way

>>52742079
uh huh. You're a loser. Post port or stfu with your gay ass larps

>>52742123
You know they collect fees on that right?

ya im not posting my brok>>52742065
>erage statement to /biz/ sorry green name
>noboidy needs ur approval either
>see portfolio noob
>>52742065
>>52742065
>>52742065
>>52742065

>>52742123
>hy tf is a commercial shilling for an ETF?
Because invesco makes money the more people buying into qqq.

>>52742096
Your cringe ahhh stock pick is down 4.3%, right now.
Care you explain why you wanted us to invest in your obvious PnD stock pick?
*shoves dildo shaped mic in your face*

>>52742115
yeah can someone explain to me why the fuck chinese stocks are down when the chink markets closed neon green last night?

>>52742099
zoom out, slow downward crab is still in effect
all according to His plan

>>52742095
HA! you're all huge nerds aren't you

>>52742132
Is this the power of x1b leverage?

why dont you post yoiurs green name?

>>52742123
because nobody has heard of QQQ
it is one of the most esoteric, hidden knowledge ETFs out there
almost as well hidden of a secret as SPY
>Why tf is a commercial shilling for an ETF?
unironically for exit liquidity
whenever you see those commercials running, it is extremely bearish
when they want to pump up exit liquidity for tech stocks, especially in this tax loss harvesting season, it is extremely bearish

why is tech holding up so well today?

>>52742132
]I rest my case. You are full of shit and now everyone here knows it

>>52742152
>18 posts by this id
Seethe and dilate mentally ill faggot

Why are you retards continuing to buy Poland? Genuinely what is the bull case for Poland? Are you doing it just to squeeze me? I promise you I can remain solvent longer than you can remain irrational.

>>52741854
No, from the market.

I just want tsla to die, that's all I want, it's not too much to ask. I want Cathie to jump of a high rise when ARKK get liquidated. I want the market to heal, I want FA to mean something again. I want all the speculators bitter and broke. BTC to zero. These are reasonable and morally justified desires.

>>52742123
why indeed
haha
Captcha: G0YWS4

because posting your portfolio to the internet is totally a reliable way to prove one's success,

honestly unle4ss your looking at someones brokerage statement how do you know its real?

which no one is giving u

the fact ur begging to see people's port shows how new, and poor you are

>>52741501
She dies

>>52741999
Go back boomer tourist >>>/pol/ptg

>>52742169
why reply, report the shitpost bot

>>52742167
just you bro
you dont even like this bored quit acting like anyone sides with you

just because you are poor doesnt mean everyone else is....

white people rule bro
get over it

>>52742186
Cope, seethe, dilate and post portfolio.

>>52742186
You like to post about how you make a million a year, but refuse to prove it. Stick to D & D nerd. No one comes here for your gay larps

>>52742208
you should make a trip, your advice is really good

what the fuck is this guys problem

Cannabis stocks yall

>>52742218
His yacht is too big and they can't get it out of the Netherlands. It won't fit under the bridge. Look it up

Jeez. Some of you guys need to chill. I'm getting heemed, but these days bring out the worst in you.

>>52742218
Bezos? Mast & Test cyp
Green id? Troon meds

>>52742224
Cannabis stocks part duex

>>52742191
what has a disdain for pedophiles and grooming victims that turned pedo to do with orange man?

>>52742206
>>52742206
i already did

>>52741999
Checked, but boomer we are just trying to have a good time. Why do you want to ruin it?

>>52742208
BRO I ALREADY POSTED MY PORT WAS IT TOO BIG FOR YOU?

>>52741999
>>52741953
lurk moar

>>52742247
Go larp someplace else, needle dick

long Dow/short Nasdaq bros, we rise

>>52742247
lmao.

>>52742271
bro im the fucking market maker i'd watch ur mouth

>>52742248
that is what /b/ is for. If you want shitposting go open a /b/iz general on /b/, if you want to post cartoon animal cancer go to /s4s/
your cancer has shitted up blue boards for far too long. could as well nuke the entire side because it seems otherwise the cancer cant be beaten

>>52742247
https://funnylax.com/meme/anastashia-sponsors-investments-investing-robinhood-robinhood-9d6642093388ccbb

>a-anon-san you invested in SOXL again? B-b-but you heard jamanon is now averaging 1100 jars per month in sales and you're losing money in SOXL?! BAKA!

>>52742247
This guy fucks

>>52741475
WHY ARE WE DUMPING
LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

kek, people are seething because we are dumping

>>52742287
You're delusional. No one here is impressed by you. You offer absolutely nothing of value here and never will. Now leave and never come back

>>52742287
>bro im the fucking market maker i'd watch ur mouth
Prove it.

>newfags posting
ugh definitely not the bottom yet

>>52742299
>WAAAH WAAAH WHY AM I LOSING I DON'T GET IT
Then stop playing

>>52742299
>WHAAAA I FORGOT WE ARE IN BEAR MARKET

>>52742299
Did you miss this?

>>52742271
im the best fucking larp /smg/ has ever seen

you can stop now bro

>>52742299
cause we rallied for no reason

>>52742315
>>52742316
whaaavemind

>>52742299

>>52742322
You're worthless. shoo fag

#petrochemicalgang

SOXL or SOXS today

>>52742310
i just did player

didnt you seem my 47 trillion united state dollary doo port?

but ya im done here have getting LIQUIDATED

>>52742324
we rallied because Powel has pivoted and we are going to get a soft landing

>>52742360
Fake news

>>52742344
SOXS 100 percent, and I say that after buying 500 soxl last week

dumps over
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT BOBO

>>52742360
Kekikus maximus

>>52742349
>but ya im done here have getting LIQUIDATED
beat it, retard. /smg/ is purging worthless faggots like you today. Fags like you ruined this place

>>52742360
>soft landing

>>52742388
>24 posts by this id
Post your portfolio.

>>52742032
Right? Now I'm up 17% on COMS.

>>52742402
Wood berry King Arthur etc.

>Top telecoms operators and emergency services urge EU to shield mobile and fixed grids from power cuts amid worries about a loss of telecom networks during widespread blackouts – Reuters
What should I short in Europe?

>>52742402
want

>>52742360
>Powel has pivoted
based on what exactly? his last comments were pretty not pivot like and rates went up 0.75 last time

>>52742378
why do you say that after 500 soxl last week

What are some cheapies to invest in right now?

Glide slope captured.

I am concerned. SPY hasnt confirmed to break downwards yet til it gets below 402.50. Once it does so, we can continue down but there is tremendous resistance at that point.
What do?

>>52742412
the absolute state of (((journalism)))

>>52742435
kek

ah wonderful, another red market and vol sell off day

>>52742299
>tell anons that it will dump in early december
>they do not believe

>>52742445
wildly crab until CPI and FOMOC next week

>>52742470
So you be sayin...

>>52742360
you're suffering from
>full retard "soft pivot" anticipation euphoria
it's clouding your judgement

fuck me, slept like shit.

>>52742478
Love these Ai Jeromes.

>>52742360
>newspaper: DON'T CALL IT A SOFT LANDING
Lol

>>52742502

>>52742496
lucky u... i didnt slept at all

Dude, weed!
Lmao

didn't he say that lumber is a buy at ~450$ per somethingsomething and it wouldn't go below because
>MUH MILL CURTAILMENTS

lumberbros...

>>52742535
>>52742496

>>52742551
>Getting financial advice from a Bruce Springsteen impersonator
ngmi

>>52742551
How do you think he feels about his home purchase?
I remember him saying he liquidated *everything* to buy it.

Jost woke up
is the market still crab and gay?

>>52742502
I liked it better when the AI thought he was black.

>>52742478
>hand backwards

>>52742554
yes...
COFFEE GANG!!!

>>52742572
Is AI please understand.

uh oh pivootbros...

>>52742602
>msm screencaps
>pedo animal spam
did you leave twitter because people started to say nigger?

>>52742577
>>52742554
>coffee
Im having me a monster with a doughnut.

>>52742602
Cope harder bobochud, lowering hikes from 75 to 50 bp is a pivot.

just sold some naked 12/8 SPY $418 calls for $.04 in preparation for the upcoming mcdonalds sale. do burgers freeze well? i might be able to live off of this for a couple weeks

>>52741481
please someone anime this beautiful woman

>>52742643
fuckin awesome, thanks for the heads up

Do I go all in on UNG

>>52742602
sounds like fake news, why would they increase rates next year while inflation is already slowing down, besides it would be a schizo tier policy to go back at higher rates increases after slowing down for just one month
powel is a stable, experienced smart economist who understands that uncertainty is deadly for markets, he knows what he is doing and is going to deliver us a clear and clean long term plan with a soft landing at the end

>>52742703
Sup Jerome. Will you bake the next thread?

>>52742673
Hard to say. Nat gas is still pretty high, though. I think a lot depends on the Ukraine-Russia situation.

i went long on soxs at the local bottom fml

I'm green now

>>52742703
>inflation is already slowing down
What country?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52742791
USA.

OIL bros what is happening???

With the dollar's recent collapse, inflation is going to come back with a vengeance. If bulls get what they wish for, it will only mean lower dollar, higher inflation, and therefore more fed hawkishness long-term. Better to take the medicine now.

>>52742791
usa

>>52742565
Pretty darn good, tbqh.
His zestimate appreciated greatly after he bought,
he locked in a mortgage at historically low interest rates,
he loves the town he lives in and wants to stay.
Him buying the house has improved his quality of life greatly.

He quite literally still bought at the right time.

There is still no concrete evidence that this isn't true or if about to change.

>muh housing crash
has yet to materialize and it's questionable if it ever will.

And that's coming from someone who thinks that UE has become too smug for his own good, has tendencies of a rising god complex and will very likely soon fall into "the guru grift" and generally got too high on his own farts. Also the majority of predictions are mostly shite.

But the "what about his house purschasse!?!?" crowd is even worse.

>>52742814
yeah this
DXY getting rekt means imports are already like 20% more expensive
inflation is gonna spike again at this rate

SOXS bros...whats happening...

>>52742838
Bulls would really rather ignite 1970s-style stop and go stagflation than let their 0dte calls expire worthless.

>>52742816
time to start the printer boys

>>52742846

high beta dogshit like semis outperform when the VIX is low

let me guess spy formed some kind of double top and not going to dump

>>52742565
I can't take that lumber wagie seriously but he has enough pay pigs and subscribers now that he can roll in the grift and pay off his home

>>52742868
Buddy, look at AAPL computer

>>52742880
Also this.
Next year we'll probably hear that he bought his first rental investment property.

>>52742378
You fuck. SOXL is pumping.

>>52742894
>AAPL
yeah? some 1.3 billion of dark pool money was purchased yesterday and they're probably doing a rugpull

Welp bros my parents got mugged last night by a few prospective scholars and scientists. I think I'm going to sell some of my calls to pay for a handgun my dad can carry. It should be what, at most like $500?

>>52742894
nice shitcoin bro

>>52742825
Pay for an ad, UE.
>>52742880
Yeah, I was rooting for his failure. Hopefully it all goes to his head, and he over-leverages.

Anybody getting in on this MMTLP squeeze?

New

>>52742926
>>52742926

>>52742810
There's probably an article with a lie stating production increase or some shit.

>>52741493
ehhhh, its not even on etoro nor trading212. I wanted to short that shit;(

MMAT. This is your final chance to get in.

>>52742910
>pumping
>probably like $12
>don't even care enough to check the price
You got absolutely swindled by the SOXL_shill (now hiding in disgrace) and the L*m poster. But that's okay, I know how you can invest in the future of America... on how you can invest in jams.

>>52742919
Will depend on the handgun. Walther PDP should be good.

>>52742938
Oh wow, that is pricey, like 700 bucks. Why not a Glock? I guess those are even pricier

>>52742919
Sig p365 is exactly 499.99 unless you get it used. Stay safe and good luck protecting your loved ones.

Germany wins

shit and piss 500 loses again

>>52742965
Ah, that sounds like a great deal. I prefer Glocks because they feel the nicest but a Sig for $500 is like half as expensive as a Glock 17

>>52742846

someone mentioned TLRY last week and I bought it after like 2 years again on a whim, I am now up 15% and want to thank you kind anons

>>52742402
Help bros I'm being subverted

>>52742919
my folks had a jogger steal their amazon package the other day. unfortunately for him he stole my mom's new bible kek

>>52741652
The only rule that matters is not risking more than you can afford to lose.

>>52742378
sorry for being rude

Okay, so I've managed to win on my last three trades, but I've only made small amounts; I'm down $1309 from my initial and wish I had started trading like this from the get-go instead of panic selling like an idiot. I've learned to set very low stop-losses outside the range of imminent reach; that way, I won't be forcibly liquidated. I've also learned to set very low take-profit orders. I'm happy I'm not losing money anymore, but I wish I could make back what I lost faster. Any tips, tricks, plays, etc?

>>52742061