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52738080 No.52738080 [Reply] [Original]

>never catch a falling knife
As opposed to what, a magical knife that levitates upwards?

>> No.52738088

>>52738080
I got something that levitates upwards and your momma likes it. She catches that cum

>> No.52738090
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52738090

>>52738080
Perplexing question. Is this what Bobos believe?

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52738118

ass upposed to letting it land on the ground and picking it up

>> No.52738174

>>52738118
What if I'm a knife juggler also I can't tell if that hippie is 18 or 48

>> No.52738202

>>52738088
You're a master of sarcastic wit.

>> No.52738272

>>52738174
thats the bitfenix hacker show some respect

>> No.52738288

>>52738080
If it was "Don't catch a knife *when* it is falling" You would still be saying something nobody cares about.

>> No.52738297

>>52738118
This thief is so disgusting its unreal.
Textbook definition of a millennial who thinks they are being quirky and ironic and hilarious.
Can just imagine her being an aunt that tried to be funny at family gatherings and everyone just cringes.

>> No.52738303

>>52738080
If the knife was falling upwards the statement would still tell you to not catch it.

>> No.52738304

>>52738080
Market timing bullshit.

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52738322

>mfw I successfully caught the falling knife

>> No.52738347

maybe just stay away from knives, anon

>> No.52738597

>>52738118
Fucking based