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If I become rich, will I finally get a 10/10 supermodel girlfriend? Does being rich cure Autism?

>> No.52737893

>>52737873
>Does being rich cure Autism?
no but alcohol does. just have a few drinks and hit up some bars. talk a little loudly about how you got rich, plenty of girls will start talking to you

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>>52737873
Yes. But only as a paypig. She'll seek physical pleasure elsewhere.

>> No.52738317

>>52737907
>she
That's a MAN!

>> No.52738323

>>52737873
Ask Bankman how cute his whore was

>> No.52738338

>>52737873

I drank breastmilk from a busty hot chick when my net worth hit 7 figs and then gave her a creampie

>> No.52738578

>>52737873
Listen retard. If you want to become rich just to impress some random bitch then I can say right now that you will die poor. Good night

>> No.52739164

>>52738338
Same but no creampie. She jacked me off. Her kid would suckle the other breast while I suckled on mine. 4 months I did this. Bought her lambo.

>> No.52739223

>>52738317
of course, the refined gentleman knows not to touch bio-women. Bussy is where it's at you fag

>> No.52740283

>>52738323
He had the meth equivalent of beer goggles though.

>> No.52741738

>>52738338
dis is da wae

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>>52737873
Look up Patrice o Neal. You need to funny and skill max. Work out yeah but you can't get shredded over night. Pick up guitar. Say you play poker. Try and be on a stage doing shit. Join college clubs that you're interested in. Talk to everyone you meet the same way and talk to everyone. Talk to as many people as you can. It will suck and you will get rejected. Just be a good person. A kind man not a nice guy. Look up Alan Watts.
>T. Spergy physics dropout who has fucked girls of every race from black to Jewish and currently dating a hot as fuck Nazi chemist I will impregnate. Went through a terrible divorce to a chink scientist in the past but you live and learn

>> No.52741980

If you get rich off being a media or alt-media "content creator", sure.

>> No.52742373

>>52737873
No and if you get a 10/10 gf you'll realize how terrible women are especially the hot ones.

>> No.52744799

>>52737873
this girl looks underage or just barely 18. yikes