/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52737667
If covid was planned to avoid abig financial crisis, what's the plan to avoid this one? My bet is a war with China

FUCK early bakers

>>52737698
>believes random retard conspiracies with no evidence
ngmi

>>52737718
>doesn't consider we are all a part of a big game
NGMI

>>52737718
>TRUST THE EXPERTS!!!

Getting real sick of the crabs, salads and kangaroos lately. I don't want another week of nothing happening.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52737749
salads are unironically bad for you. Carrots and potatoes (without the skin) are ubermensch veggies

>>52737728
>believe random things because it makes me feel superior to others

>>52737767
>salads are bad for you
explain

The stupidity of SMG is unreal.

>>52737718
my pronouns are told/you/so

>>52737775
most dressings are bad and a lot of veggies have toxins. Potatoes (without the skin) are pretty much the perfect food. Carrots and similar veggies to carrots are usually good

>>52737755
only chile is more inverted than canada

I had bacon cheese burgers two days in a row
I should probably buy stock in JACK and SHAK

>>52737808
the burgers are tiny and expensive. Fiveguys is patrician and Wendy's is better than jack

>>52737771
Nigger, I'm a principal data scientist in the top 0.5% of earners for my age. Yes my opinions are superior to random retards off the street.

>>52737775
Lettuce, mostly romaine, provides the highest probability of being exposed to E. Coli of any food in the US.

>>52737826
I was getting extra credit card points for SHAK. Also, Five Guys is too complicated. They make me pick the toppings, and I don't like that. Why am I paying them to make me design a burger? I don't know what I want, I'm not a burger chef. I'd be much happier there if they had some pre-selected topping combinations I could choose from, so I didn't have to think.
Also, SHAK's fries are way better than Five Guys, which are absolute ass.
I do like Wendy's, but the JACK is closer to me and usually faster

>>52737835
Y-you could wash it...?

>>52737826
You may be right about Five guys, but as far as I am concerned, they have always been priced out of the market.

>>52737698
Covid bailout was a pre-bailout for this crash, exit liquidity.

>>52737827
>I'm a principal data scientist in the top 0.5% of earners for my age

>>52737839
just say "id like a cheeseburger all the way" comes with all the basic shit.
>>52737827
Based, if people don't earn more than me I simply disregard their opinion.

>>52737854
07, 08 and 09 would be interesting data points on that chart.

>>52737840
I think most of the outbreaks come from prepared foods in restaurants (burger/fast food). Tons of recalls every year

>futures

>>52737860
Make my coffee, bitch.

>futures

Real talk: supposing that Blackstone becoming insolvent is the catalyst that starts the crash, what's going to dump hardest: banks (SPY), real-estate (also SPY?), or tech (QQQ)? They have a ton of real-estate holdings that could be pretty catastrophic if they were dumped all at once. I'm looking for a long-ish term hold until the bottom.

Where tf my KOLD bros @?!!?

>>52738019
>what's going to dump hardest
probably BX

>>52738037
I have an aversion to betting on individual stocks.

>>52738031
It do be KOLD din a mafucka outside yo

>>52738050
you are betting on blackstone becoming insolvent. but wont short blackstone? are you trolling me or just retarded?

Why is shitcoin pumping?

>>52738066
I'm, dare I say it, an inverse boglehead. A bobohead, if you will.

>>52738058
>KOLD din a mafucka outside yo
You think so? It was -25.9 °C on Friday, where I live.
The next week is supposed to be similar, not including wind chill...

Uh oh...

>>52738019
how would they become insolvent they have a withdrawal limit and only collect fees

>>52738106
they wont become insolvent, that anon is just a literal retard.

>>52738106
>>52738116
Jews find a way.

When does the market stop niggering around bros?

>>52738103
I watched this movie while on the clock, was really shit. Like the immense amount of fag and minority pandering aside it was so uninspired.

>>52738125
can't argue with that

>>52738129
the niggering hasn't even begun

>>52737755
So, curvy lines bad? Lemme write that down in my learning bout stonks notebook

>>52738103
Disney can't catch a break lmao. Their movies lately have been pretty shit beside spiderman no way home. This movie looks like their next Black Cauldron from how terrible it looks.

>>52738099
Well I do the Fahrenheit thing, but that sounds kold

>>52738199

>>52738216

>>52738216
well great now my childhood memories are ruined

>futes
>gold/slv up
>oil up
>scam coins up
>stonks down
wtf is this shit?!?!?

>>52738270
Dumb animeposter

So do I just keep throwing my money in an sp500 index until i die

>>52738325
Depends on when you intend to die

>>52738318
I think you're dumb for not knowing who that is.

>>52738360
it's anime,what else?

THERES A POSSUM IN MY ATTIC

>>52738325
if you have decent income, yes. that's the least risky way to make it.

can you guys shitpost more im freaking bored. i need my dopamine hits

>>52738382
CUTE! Give him some.... i don't know what opossums eat.
Okay i checked. They like fruit, grains, insects and occasionally meat. You should treat him to berries and some oats.

friendly reminder to wait until fomc on dec 14 then buy puts when 50bps is announced

>>52738454
im already %10 down on my shorts brother i cant wait longer.

>>52738454
Great strategy

>>52738454
thats not how it works, you inverse before the fed meeting, then sell whatever you're holding, then inverse before the press conference, then inverse the next day

>>52738432
Anyone holding puts or cash right now is a stupid nigger that lost a lot of money in 2021

these futes are so fucking boring, what is going on. is there some big news tomorrow?

>>52738478
thanks

>>52738505
Akshually, you lost $104,000 today when factoring in 8% daily inflation

>>52738325
You also have to be lucky about it

>>52737767
>potato is a vegetable
Good morning America how are you. Don’t you know me I’m your native son.

>>52738546
a potato is a vegetable you dumb nigger

>>52738566
Sure it is. But it’s really a staple food because it’s brimming with starch. I eat it as such most days of the week and count vegetables separately. Which I would advise you to copy if you want to actually be healthy

>>52738627
cringe

>>52738631
Double cringe+1, nigger

>>52738650
>>52738631
Triple cringe + 3, double nigger, sneed

>>52738454
I shorted at the 200, i dont care, theyre april puts and its going down before then
Good an entry point as any

(copypasta of what anon said in previous thread)

I was talking with coworkers today about the railroad strikes that got (((averted))) and there was a good point; how would they arrest 100k+ union wagies if they did wildcat strikes?

There's new per se laws in a bunch of states where they don't even bother posting bail and criminals are out next day anyway. I doubt that many rail workers get arrested and they will fuck shit up since they got nothing to lose literally. I bring that up because we might get another 1970's postal strike situation and that will CRASH the stock markets I bet.

Just to add some more context; I did a little digging today and found out that of the current 197,000 RR workers, over 1/3 have enough time (30 years) to walk tomorrow with a full pension. What are they going to do if 70,000 workers retire, they can't stop them? BTW, I got my numbers off the Bureau of Labor cite.

I seriously think congress fucked themselves in the ass siding with corporations and the economy could potentially tank HARD because of this shit.

>>52738546
>>52738566
pizza is a vegetable

Oilgang

>>52738734
Once again, the rail strike has been "two weeks away bro" for fucking years. It's not happening.

ShippingGang

>>52738705
Fuark, you got me. Back to stonks

>>52738734
i wish a nigga would

>>52738754
Its already happening. Some boomers in my town that work rails for decades are going to take the bonuses and 'retire' this month. They told me others in various states will do the same too. Union wagies pretty much had enough of that shit.

My portfolio is perfectly hedged, which means something off the script will occur soon.

We're gonna open green, aren't we? Fuck

>>52737953
What the hell is that?

SOXL to 8.30 by EOY.

>>52738849
>3 percent vol
its nothing

Double bottom on the VIX.

>>52738861
<Nervous _sweating_bobo_wiping_forehead_blowing_out_sigh_of_relief.jpg>

Ok. I have a cool idea for an anime. There is an underground college for vampires. It's an underground metal/ice castle. Lots of backstabbing and murder.

The main arc is their struggle with the holy men, who are really just a different breed of evil vampires in disquise.

Am I a faggot?

guess ill try TECL or TECS depending on digits

Cup and handle on DXY, big red day incoming.

Among other things, I bought BABA puts on Friday that expire this coming Friday. Am I retarded or will they print?

>>52738976
>Am I retarded or will they print?
Probably both

>>52738986
>Both
Yea that's kinda what I was thinking. I normally don't buy such short dated shit, but I was gambling with free house money anyways

>>52738734
How hard is it to operate a train. I ask this in the sincerest way possible, is it like pilot level, or what? The only major fuck up from firing unions striking was reagan with the ATC since it's way too hard to train those people AND it's only a specific type of person capable of doing the job

>>52739017
Play densha de go and tell me

>>52737771
Unironically better than trusting the experts

>>52738734
I'm not American so I don't know how it worked out, but didn't Ronald Reagan fire thousands of airline traffic controllers before because they wouldn't go back to work?

>>52739017
When you are delivering copious amounts of fragile and dangerous shit like anhydrous ammonia and molten sulfur, you bet your ass it is hard.

>>52739136
He did. Problem was what happened AFTER he fired them. That kind of shit not only fucked the airlines for months but was one of the reasons that 1980's economy was getting worse up to black monday iirc.

Any slop posted tonight?

oil?

OIL!

Is it theoretically possible for a bond to have a negative (nominal) yield?

>>52739166
Oil's over chud. We aint buyin.

>>52739171
yes

the bond market is telling jerome he is going to have to cut rates in the near future, or else.

>>52739172
Is my coffee ready yet?

>>52739177
how?

>>52739171
yes. many countries in EU did for years, as recent as 12 months ago or less

>>52739171
Yes

>las futuras

>Futures

Ok what the fuck happened?

>>52739188
I think it's only banks who would buy negative yield bonds, i cant think of any way it would be worth it other than getting free cash from the federal reserve at a negative interest rate.

Otherwise you would just hold cash.

Unless the interest rate was like -2% and then the negative yielding -0.5% bonds would be better.

>>52739222
range broke

I thought futures would be green on china slowly going away from lockdowns. How bad is winter in Europe

URUA-HEEEEEEEM

mega ultra giga chad dump today thanks job data

just accept it oil bears, 75$ is the bottom

>>52739349
60 dollars is the bottom due to the price cap

soon all of oil will be pricecapped to make way for uranium kings

How do invest into a gpt14 world in 2035. Ask the AI for an optimal portfolio? I'm not sure which businesses or assets will survive

>>52739366
Just buy an AI etf and scale into whatever is doing well from it.

amazing how the FTSE continues to pump

>>52739409
its all industrials, energy and divy stocks, plus its super cheap and the pound is weak as shit which makes it pump. buy puts nigga is crazy for shorting it

>>52739409
i wonder how that buy FTSE puts guy is doing...

explain to a brainlet how to interpret bond yields. so far all i got is:

>generally if bond yields go up, stocks go up

but this hasn't been the case. there's short term bonds, long term bonds, and the dollar itself to consider. what's the relationship between these things?

>>52739423
Probably working extra shifts to pay his margin debt

>>52739425
If this does this, then that does that. If that does that, then this does this. Which also means if that does this, then this does that. Or something like that

>>52739425
i will explain. financial assets compete with eachother. investors are trying to build a portfolio that suits their needs(return needed vs risk tolerance). bonds(especially govt bonds) are seen as safer than stocks. a stock can go up or down and you can lose all your money. a bond is a loan where the person signed a contract saying they would pay you back, in the case of the govt, they can literally print money to do pay you back, so its seen as ultrasafe. so this leads to something important: The "risk free rate", how much return(or yield) can you get from an investment if it had no risk? Investors try to find a stand-in for this, and often time use the a few govt bonds. one in particular: 10 Year US Treasury Bond Yield.

if you can loan money to the govt(buy a bond) and get a garunteed 5% back plus your initial principle, why would you take on the extra risk from stocks for the potential of maybe 5%? It means stocks would have to yield MORE than 5% for them to be worth it. investors are doing these calculations. bonds are competing with stocks for capital. asset prices largely go up because of supply and demand. if theres more demand for bonds because yields are very high, this puts downward pressure on stocks, as they are seen as overpriced and not worth the risk. a portfolio manager had to invest in stocks because bonds were yeilding 1 or 2%, they were starved for yield and thus had to go riskier, so they bought stocks. when people buy bonds en masse, their yields go down, and when people are selling or not buying bonds, their yields go up(to attract buyers)

this culminates into a financial idea called the equity risk premium, the reward investors get for investing in stocks over bonds

>>52739514
Very good writeup, I'll also add that there are corporate bonds and when the corporation is shit like BBBY the bond yields will go way up because the price of the bonds are low but the payment remains the same. The risk has increased a ton because of the default possibility (no coupons or repayment of principal).

I bought YANG at Friday's close.

>>52739514
I'll add to this. In addition, bonds are bought and sold on the open market therefore it is possible to lose money investing in bonds, even if the underlying bond yield is positive. Hence why bond ETFs crashed in price this year - people were selling off low yield bonds in order to pick up newly issued bonds

>>52739564
>he shorted Chyna while it's reopening

>>52739574
technically you dont lose money if you dont sell, but you miss out on opportunity cost

>>52739611
How many times is it going to re open?

>>52739673
buy the rumor, sell the news

>>52739263
>How bad is winter in Europe
So far it has been warmer than usual.
Its getting colder atm, but it has been somewhat late. Drawdowns from our gas storages have been far below average. Theyre picking up but storage is still much fuller than average of last years. According to "Copernicus" weather forecast the winter will stay like this, with above 50% probability of being 1-3 degrees warmer than average.
Source: I think I have read this somehwere, dont trust me as I had a brain damage and might remember it wrong.

Bullish

>>52737839
>Why am I paying them to make me design a burger? I don't know what I want, I'm not a burger chef.

I think this is the single most American thing I've ever read in my life.

>>52739673
It's gonna reopen as many times as they banned the crypto lol

I wonder how this anon is doing.

What's going on?
Why isn't futures pumping from china reopening?

>>52739993
Market is anticipating more economic data coming up today or this week.

>>52739993
China reopening = higher inflation = more aggressive fed + bad job data from Friday + already priced in

>>52739993
Sorry mumu

Apple, $AAPL, Nvidia, $NVDA, to be first customers of TSMC Arizona chip plant, per Nikkei

Sounds omega bullish

We will pump today.

OnlyFans CEO said this week that they are: "Not seeing any slowdown, despite inflation."

How is that possible? Should I long Onlyfans? kek

>>52740059
Desperate lonely men have been on the rise and rising for decades. So this isn't much of a surprise.

>>52740059
Simps are the most powerful race.

>>52740059
Check out Dvorak's law about hookers in hard times getting better looking and more affordable.
Hard times, easy pusspuss

>>52740058
Futures just went from flat to even more red so I don't really think so.

>>52740048
>chip plant move from offshores back to US
>labour cost increased
How is this bullish when you can no longer hire cheap chinks to build your chips

>>52740084
Don't have to rely on tariffs and lockdown bullshit I guess

>>52740084
You believe in American workers wage negotiation ability? Amazon seems to be the model you all will follow. $25/hr but you pee in bottles and work in a cage.
I GREATLY look forward to buying US wage slave products. Knowing how much you suffer for my comfort.

>>52740125
anon there isnt a man on this planet who didnt chart this, I'm short but I find it hard to believe it would follow this trendline

>>52740124
Amazon is actually all about automation and plans to replace all those people over time. They don't care about the price of wages because they want market share

Russia warns it will cut off oil supply after countries vote for $60-per-barrel price cap, per CBS News

Welp I'm longing oil stocks

>>52739795
yes, in this clown market it is.

>>52740134
Man I can't wait for the day that Amazon goes bankrupt. Sounds impossible I know but getting real sick of their shit monopoly.

>>52739795
What is the difference between forecast and consensus

I am PIVOOOTING

>>52740235
>futures red across the board

>>52740157
Oh no. This will have a negative impact on ordinary families, such a shame

>>52740229
forecast is by the institution, like guidance
consensus is probably either analysts or derived from the market somehow

>>52740245
where we're going we won't need a future

Likely a range crab til mid to late next week when the real shit happens that will affect the market. Trade accordingly

>>52740125
I counter with a finished correction looking at yields on treasury bonds largely correcting from their peak

>>52740071
>Dvorak's law about hookers
the keyboard guy?

>>52739364
Yeah you can tell that embargo on Russia will bring oil price to $60 globally bo looking at the reaction of CME futures traders to that news. Oh wait no, they are completely flat. Hah, I must say, they are bunch of retards since they completely missed the thing you mentioned. Hahah.

Bearish for AMZN?

https://deadline.com/2022/12/jeff-blackburn-retire-amazon-1235187279/

ive read enough.
I'm becoming a hyundai chad

How do I profit from ECB not wanting to buy bonds anymore from countries like Spain, Portugal, Italy and Greece? Sounds like a massive debt crisis in the making kek

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1599694502322577408

>>52740264
I think you messed up the chart. It should be "K" instead of "Z". Chart will make much more sense if you change that.

Good morning sirs
fuck china

Chyna needs to pump another 3% - 5% and I'm finally dumping my last bags on some pigs.
never putting any money into fake & gay chink market again.

BILI 30 EOW

>>52737826
>Five guys
>Paying $12 for a burger

Lol
Lmao even

Hang seng had a massive pump, yet futures are blood red for USA...? What gives?

>>52740613
If Five Guys would do a 50% decrease on their prices, I would eat there more. Double bacon/grilled onion/jalapeno cheeseburger with cajun fries and chocolate malt shake together is fucking GOOD.

>>52740613
>$12 is a lot of money

sorry about your village ranesh

>>52739812
We're sorry we're too busy running the world to pick toppings

Captcha: WW2 GDP

>>52740535
k what?

>>52740268
No, John C. The PC Mag columnist from the 90's. Had a show on TechTV. Currently does the No Agenda Show with Adam Curry (the former VJ).

>>52740634
I'm not afraid to spend $12 USD on a full meal but that's what they charge for the burger alone in small cities
On special, I can get 2 1/4 pounders from McDonald's for $6
I can regularly get 1/2lb burger from a local chain for $6
Why THE FUCK would I spend that much on a sub-par burger and then pay EVEN MORE for garbage fries

>>52740686
Best podcast ever.

Listening to three arrows capital guy talk about the blow up. I can't believe how retarded some institutional types are especially in crypto

>>52740681
Just shitposting. Sorry, it always amuses me when people use TA, that's all. Then I remember that I'm actually jealous because TA works so well that traders tend to be multi-millionaires unlike me.

>>52740616
until they get their first covid clogging their healthcare system. This is so shortsighted by investors, it's ridiculous. China has no plan to deal with massive amount of people going into hospital. They'll learn quickly I guess, and get back to lockdown

Why is Alibaba pumping?

>>52740768
China is reopening the vibecession is over

oh, okay
>>>/b/

https://www.reuters.com/markets/currencies/global-markets-bis-urgent-2022-12-05/

>BIS warns of $80 trillion of hidden FX swap debt

Kek'd and checked

>inb4 nothing ever happens

>>52740818
>msm
>>52740819
>old lagging data

shitposting?
>>>/b/

>>52740819
looks like a 2nd order system in resonance getting out of hand. From a system engineering perspective, I'd say you need to tune your PID m8
>inb4 the Fed doesn't know what a PID is
system engineering should be mandatory for any decision makers

>>52739611
China reopening is fueling inflation, so we geat an other 75 if we srsly get 50 next fomc.<
how bullish does that sound?

>>52739993
Because its like the fifth time china has reopened only to close a week later.

>>52740831
>i dont like it so it must not be true

WTFWT OIL?!?!?!

>>52740846
Wut is PID

Pee In Dick is what im going with til you answer

>>52740883
>he buys what advertising blogs sell
>he posts frogs

Is KOLD ever gonna stop poomping?

>>52740904
A magic device that runs on Laplace transforms

>>52740884
>Opec leaves production quotas unchanged
Alhamdulillah! A few more months and then theyll cut again.

>>52740846
I just know PID as in temp control and PID as process ID on unix systems
what does this have to do with the F.E.D.

> futures

mumu.... you got too cocky

>Cheniere Energy
Anyone else in this? I was thinking of leaning towards more LNG for my oil/energy stuff. LNG is set to dominate european markets.

What's the catalyst for today dump?

>>52740995
did you skip synagogue again? Jerome swung by to warn us

>>52740992
lng from who? the price of us exporters has been spiked by missing ports to get the lng into the european gas system and speculation by shipping companies. if anything shorting lng

>>52740995
the beans and cheese i ate yesterday, combined with the coffee im about to have, most likely

>>52740995
False Thursday Friday pump obv

>>52740995
what's the catalyst for more line up mumu?

>>52741007
The last time he spoke the market reacted with a huge pump
Today, china had a huge pump after reopening
There are literally no bad news the market to dump

>>52741010
>lng from who
Idk. Who do they typically get it from? The usual oil field operator suspects?

>>52740995
Blackstone FUD.

Bears are in full cope mode. You cynical faggots had a good year, don't be greedy.

>>52741029
bro he speaks every week at the synagogue

I warned you Aug 16/17 about the top of the summer rally, back again to let the retards know that the current trend is about to die. If you're a bull you can hold on until the real resistance breaks again, ride line A into future gains otherwise. Most likely we're in for some weeks of crabbing, after which the bears will have it. Bull on copium can hold their stop-loss until the 200 week MA breaks, after that its D/E down.

The cycle low will be set in Q2 next year, we won't go under 3000 SPX. Don't be a retard, wait it out until directions are confirmed, play some short term puts if you insist. Anybody buying here is a retard par excellence, you've been warned. Last chance to buy Gold before it goes ballistic btw.

>>52741029
>after reopening
there is no reopening, they just eased some restrictions

>>52741032
lng was never a big part of european energy mix. some came from north africa, most from russia, the us trying to load off what is usually burns selling to the eu is a new evolution that failed, because europe simply doesnt have the infrastructure to get it effectively into the system

all of my indicators are signaling a pump this week. I fucking hate bobos. good day to you all.

>>52741053
>he thinks we're in drawing class
>muh (((portfolio)))

>>52741071
We have already tagged the major moving averages which means down we go again.

>>52741080
he green texts and posts frogs
>>>/b/ seriously

>>52741068
Arent they building it out now? I thought germany was building an LNG terminal. Either way i did some reading just now and applachia is stalling out because environmental groups are blocking all the pipelines so there wont be a ton of gas leaving there anyway. Prices will continue to climb until the democracts finally break and accept it.

Hi lads,
Will today bull bear or crab?

>this pre market volume
hellooooo? is anyone awake?

Time to short oil and go long tech shitcos.
>same as all of 2020 and 2021?
Yes. Tech shitcos are fucking back. And oil princesses will BEND. THE. KNEE.

>>52741091
28 in total. that is literally nothing
>they will be build
in 2026

>>52741088
>hurr durr go back
where do those leddit tards come from

>>52741103
Kek yeah wtf

ironic shitposting is still shitposting /b/tard

>DXY losing ground everyday and we're somehow going to gigadump again
nope

remember when people made a big deal about S&P breaking below the 200 week SMA as the recession "kiss of death"? Was that a meme?

>>52741071
all of my indicators are signaling a dump this week. I fucking hate mumus. good day to you all.

>>52741103
People are tired of this bear market. People are tired in general. Everyone wants it to be over and done with.

>>52741113
>in 2026
Ah thats quite a ways away. Lot could change by then, thanks.

>>52741141
>People are tired of this bear market. People are tired in general. Everyone wants it to be over and done with.
kek we got a ways to go before it truly tires out. That giga pump from powell proves we got a ways. Still too many people hoping for a quick turn around and moving on.

>>52741141
>>52741124
haven't seen volume this dead in a long time, especially around this time of morning
>QQQ barely at 600k

>>52741071
>>52741136
*snips you*

>>52741133
>52741133
Capital flows won't be going into the S&P bud, look at bonds not the DXY you absolute moron.

>>52741161
kek

>>52741170
bond yields are correcting harder than the dollar from its peak

>>52741135
We've been recessing since Jan, nobody wants to admit to it though.

>>52741181
is President Joe fudging the numbies?

>>52737667

SHORT ON CHINA50,

Long on SOXS

am i gonna survive this week?

>>52741171
Thanks saw it on another board a few minutes ago and though "the smg lads will love this"

Buy weed and psilocybin stocks

>>52741192
More like changing the definition of recession as damage control

Fuck this market.

>>52741180
>Correcting

Yields are going down retard, bonds are gaining not correcting.

>>52741252
yes, and as soon as the fomc on the 14th they are going to correct again with yields retesting resistances

whens the next market moving meeting

Who here wants to make money today?

>>52741214
I know nobody likes Biden but that's technically false. The two quarter rule is convention but the US government has never in any official capacity subscribed to it.

>>52740922
Sometimes you can just lhopitals rule laplace transforms for an easy win

>>52740967
The fed is stuPID, that's all

I sold $4366 worth of jam this weekend in Helen, Georgia. Lol. Why are wagies so incompetent that they can't sell jam?

NIGGERS

>>52741322
Do you sell it some flea market, or do you have a store or setup a stand on the road or what?

>>52741322
sneed

How long until we retest the lows again?

>>52741322
now what is the net profit after all the jars and fruit / gas it takes to get to farmers markets / farmers market permit?

>>52741322

>>52741336
two weeks

does anyone have the number for new york's jews? i don't think their alarms are working this morning because volume is nonexistent

lmao thread slow as fuck for market open

>>52741384
it's like half of the trading population disappeared over the weekend

>>52737667
Markets closed today

>>52741384
/smg/ has turned into complete shit. WTF is this board even for? No one here makes any money. SHUT IT DOWN

If I want to play bond yields going down -- should I buy IEF or TLT?

Anyone else shorting WMT? Have some puts for $155, expiring in Feb.

Good morning gentlemen. Another day closer to wealth and prosperity.

>>52741380
1-888-GOY-FUCK

>>52741403
>No one here makes any money. SHUT IT DOWN
Lmao not so easy making money in a bear market is it?
>inb4 youre original bobo and have made 10000000% return ytd

>>52741403
my robot makes money

>>52741380
>>52741384
>low volume
>smg thread dead

This is it isn't it? The jews will hit us extra hard today?

its a red day
UVXY lets fucking go

>>52741394
>>52741384
>>52741403
Everyone who sold has already sold and capitulated and are just waiting on the sidelines for some definitive bull market signal. We had an entire year to do this now already. Stop being retarded and being surprised by this low volume.

There are three scenarios:

Soft landing.

Hard landing soon.

Hard landing later.

So far the market is not entirely decided and we are arguably at an inflection point.

TLT getting bid now can either mean hard landing soon or soft landing.
In both cases it is predicting rate easing soon (IE no higher for longer) but in the hard landing soon case it is also a safety trade.
But it still hasn't actually broken out, so we could still get hard landing later instead.

>>52741431
that or they're weirdly waiting until open to pump; though that does also mean that at open they could scam wick and dump into it
>>52741436
i'm surprised by today's pre market volume only, it's incredibly low

>>52741380
I'm 100% sure there are roughly 6 million jews in New York

>>52741416
here here!

>>52741446
it's new york so the number of jews there is definitely higher than that

>>52741431
>>52741394
Tel Aviv got glassed and their servers are down.
Enter all markets.

>>52741403
>nobody wants to buy or talk about the bags I get paid to shill
shoo shoo

>>52741322
>I sold $4366 worth of jam this weekend in Helen, Georgia. Lol.
It it was the little jars for $5, then that's over 800 jars. Even if you were selling for 48 hours straight, that's 16 jars per hour every hour.

Faggot jannies banned everybody

>>52741428
>Lumber v Gold

This is what it looks like to not be a retard, take notes people.

Early because my coffee is on

>>52741475
>>52741475
>>52741475

>>52741441
There is no such thing as "soft landing" and "hard landing" this is fake fed speak.

>>52741427
>Lmao not so easy making money in a bear market is it?
yes it is. Buy APSI. simple as

>>52741482
2018 was a soft landing
2001 was a hard landing.

>>52741484
too many shills and already up big.

yeah im bullish (on UVXY that is)

Yesterday I had an uber driver, a retired federal economist of over 20 years, and I asked him what he thought of the economy; he said it's going to get much worse next year. I wish I'd asked him what to short. He said people keep asking him to come back, or work for them from home, but he's tired of that shit. I asked him if Uber pays well and he shrugged, said he didn't know how people live on it, and that he was mostly doing it because it gets him out of the house.