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Imagine actually wanting a disgusting girlfriend. At ALL times she walks around with poop inside her. At ALL times shit is festering and rotting away in her gut. At ALL times the inside of her is filled with literal reeking shit, and her ass has a scent of pure shit.
You are literally having to care for a walking poop bag, and don't get me started on morning breath and vaginal secretions.
But just imagine all the poops inside of women. Imagine that they fart at least 14 times a day, having disgusting shit air exiting their reeking girl holes. Between the butt cheeks is always the lignering scent of vile putrid shit. And you have to take this poop bag to a picnic and serve her food like a poop cuck. You are cucked by a walking poop, a bag of feces, that smells like shit from her asshole. Cuck of the highest order.
And she comes over to your place, spends the night, and then has the audacity to have a disgusting, vile shit in your bathroom, stinking your whole place up with her disgusting poop smell. And you're supposed to care for this impudent poop bag, and invite it back. Men are so weak. Lying next to a bag of poop every night, who farts in her sleep and wakes up with disgusting breath in your face. Boggles the mind

>> No.52733799

To be fair to women I am currently taking a shit myself

>> No.52733828

I have a poop fetish

>> No.52733877

>>52733788
sigh..unzips

>> No.52733889

none of this should be a thing if you train your GF/wife properly.

>> No.52734003
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>>52733799

Equality is.

>>52733788

I eat pussy while it's bleeding but do agree, bitches need to shower after *that*...

>"Do NOT post that picture."
>"Do *NOT* post that picture..."

I don't listen to mom when she 'talks'...

>> No.52734098

>>52733788
Imagine having a girlfriend
Who's a walking, talking bag of poop
Her insides are filled with rot
And her butt has a stinky scent, too

You have to care for this poop bag
And deal with her morning breath and secretions
But just imagine all the poops inside her
Farting and stinking up the place

Between her butt cheeks is a lingering smell
Of vile, putrid shit that's oh so swell
And you have to take her to a picnic
And serve her food like a cuck, so tragic

You are cucked by this walking poop
A bag of feces that smells like dookie
Cuck of the highest order, no doubt
Men are so weak, no doubt about it

She comes over to your place at night
And has the audacity to take a vile shit
Stinking up your whole place with her smell
And you're supposed to care for this poop bag still

Lying next to a bag of poop every night
Who farts in her sleep and wakes with breath so vile
Boggles the mind, what is wrong with us guys
To want a disgusting girlfriend, oh why oh why?

>> No.52734104

>>52734003
Third time I had sex with my gf was the first time we had sex without showering
It felt like a completely different thing, suddenly my goal wasn't to orgasm but to actually enjoy the sex
I didn't cum for maybe 50 minutes and it got harder as we went
It was like making love to a radio active creature
And to shower each time, and being reminded of this, it just makes sex with the same person so tiresome. Makes you realize your girl just is another human being, and you start to look at other girls because they seem purer than your girl

It sucks

>> No.52734121

>>52734098
Awesome just tweak the syllables a little

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>>52734098
imagine if you turned your mind to curing polio or something. a waste.

>> No.52734172

>>52733788 Checked

>> No.52734210

>>52734104
Sounds like your gf is just disgusting, i never sensed any difference wherever my girl showered or not

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>>52734098
Imagine having a girlfriend
A walking, talking bag of poop
Her insides filled with rot and stench
And her butt stinky, nasty, too

You need to care for this walking poopbag
And deal with her morning breath and stench
But just imagine all the poop inside her
Farting, stinking up the place

Between her butt cheeks, a lingering smell
Of vile, putrid shit, so swell
And you got to bring her to a random picnic
Serve her food, like a cuck

You are cucked by this literal poopbag
A bag of feces, reeking of dookie
Men are so weak, no doubt about it
Absolute cucks of the highest order

She comes to your place, late at night
With the audacity to take a vile fucking shit
Stinking your whole place with her smell
And you're supposed to care for this poopbag still

You are lying next to a bag of poop
At night, farting in her sleep
Wakes up with a breath so vile and repulsive
Boggles the mind, what is wrong with us guys

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>>52733788
I still want one.

>> No.52734307
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>>52734264
I can't get one

>> No.52734330

Anon that’s WHY I want one

>> No.52734364
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>>52734307
Same. No one's ever shown any interst in me. I've only ever been rejected. When people start talking about relationships and sex I just virginstare at the table or the ground, I have nothing to contribute to the conversation. I hate when that happens.

>> No.52734422

>>52734364
I have Chad personality and good looks but
>>52734307
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