/biz/ - Business & Finance

>making thread when the old is not even at 300
delete this

are you suposed to stuck those in your asshole or what?

Threat reminder, we aren't anywhere close to the bottom.

>>52733326

Why do you personally want to make it?

>>52733337
I'm tired of having to constantly move and play by other people's rules as a renter. I want to be able to smoke cigarettes while I'm using my computer and not have to worry about losing my security deposit. I want to be able to paint my walls crazy colors. I want to be able to play my music loud without having a neighbor complain. I want to be able to invest in my home and have it gain equity. That's why I want to make it.

>>52733332
>he doesn't know you're supposed to counter-trade Motley Fool

>>52733337
go play the lottery if you want to dream about "making it" you poor, depressed-ass nigga.

this is for REAL stock traders only who exist only to be right and watch the number go up, nothing more

Something big is going to happen on Thursday Dec 8th according to my astrology readings.. You know what to do with that information. If you even have been paying attention.

Zoom out

What am i buying this week?

>>52733376
i won 50,000 dollars on the lottery.

>>52733337
I want land with a stream. I'm not even sure why I want this

>>52733337
To seek out the truth. The most important question in life. Why are we here and how we can escape.

>>52733381
This. If you know, you know

>>52733337
i dont even know at this point. my health is getting worse to the point where im doubting ill live to the old age i planned to. dont know what the point of money is when i wont have a family or get old. i used to want it for that and to go traveling and start a business to help make the country better.

>>52733337
I like work but I would like to able to spend a few months vacationing and doing what I want. Also want a nice house & property.

>>52733406
ive never understood the boat thing. what appeal is there to be on a tiny apartment, but on the sea.

>>52733376
>Calls himself a real stock trader
>posts bugs
Opinion discarded

>>52733396
>escape
There is no escape

>>52733418
With a boat you can go anywhere...

>>52733404
>my health is getting worse to the point where im doubting ill live to the old age
For me this one is starting to kick in. Turning 30 soon and suddenly dawning on me that my health actually needs to be paid attention to. I can actually get diabetes and heart attacks now. Scary stuff. I dont want to burn the candle from both sides working in oil at 84 hour minimum weeks much longer.

>>52733418
its like having a mobile home but on water. you can travel around to any coastal city/town. p

>>52733293
>pic
Rocker...

>>52733426
There is always a way to escape. And it's humanities ultimate goal to seek it.

>>52733388
>full house get
Also, I do business with some of those companies

>>52733337
I've been going thru the motions around people I don't care about for all my life and I'd like to live without having to do it.

>>52733388
all of them, in the end line only goes up, besides
>santa rally

>>52733439
>30
>worried about his health
Kek anon stop paying attention to the medical Jew. Your 30's are just an extension of your 20's. You don't have to really worry about your health until you're in your 40's. The medical Jew wants you scared at a young age so they can fill you full of prescription drugs early.

>>52733388
heh, I happen to do business with some of those companies.

>>52733445
>it's humanities ultimate goal to seek it
Last i know its goal is to get rich and thats about it

>>52733467
Probably the case but I do have to start noticing things. And I desperately dont want to be on any kind of medication ever. Too many co workers taking anxiety meds and blood pressure meds.

>>52733337
that gave me an existential crisis, don't do that

>>52733337
I don't like working and just want to NEET, drink, and 4chan all day. I've known since I was a teenager that I didn't want to work. I stayed in college as long as possible to avoid working. I'm in my 30s now and it hasn't changed.

>>52733474
Falling in love/slave to the physical reality - ngmi

>>52733418
Boats are literally a wealth flex. They are incredibly expensive to buy and maintain, plus you only use them a handful of times a year.

>>52733508
whether you love,hate or ignore it,doesnt change anything

Hearing China is ending lockdowns, RIP my SOXL puts

>>52733293
That’s the saddest picture I’ve ever seen
Enraging as well

>>52733551
This one's sadder

>>52733545
Maybe my soxl might finally break even. Don’t get my hopes up pls

>>52733551
>>52733556
>looking at food makes you sad

>>52733570
I'm in the camp of red week this week, then santa rally next week, so the highest I can see SOXL reaching if I'm right and it dip then pumps is 18

>>52733337
The point is to not have to deal with people. I want to buy an acreage, raise some animals, and do hobbies without interference.

>>52733388
I also do business with these particular companies

>>52733337
I want to have sex with anime girls

Here is a tip:

Money is a tool. A tool to help you achieve maximum human performance. Health, well being and latest enhancements. It gives you the ability to achieve all the human desires... so you can be FREE from it. Even wealthy people become slaves. Slaves to the $$$. The Greed or Thrill of EARNING MONEY. Once you attain all your human desires through wealth you are finally capable of truly being free from your human needs. You no longer need to chase after the house, women, status, useless cheap collectable shit. etc...

Majority of wealthy people become bored and dull after awhile. They need to do weird, twisted and disgusting shit to feel alive. They will never make it.

Money is and never will be the ultimate goal.

>>52733606
Cope

>>52733545
Alright priced in.

>>52733606
what do you think about my march AAPL puts, faggot

>>52733597
Based simpsons enjoyer

>>52733556
>2013
I want to go back. Just to any other timeline but this one....

>>52733337
Have enough savings to retire and live on dividends. I also want to have a small house with its own, sustainable electricity source. At this point I'll be able to do what I want and take more risks.

>>52733337
it's not even about the money, the market is a puzzle, and i intend on solving it

>>52733653
the fake jew khazarian mafia has been trying to kill everyone for hundreds of years. We are just starting to notice it.

>>52733653
If only you had voted for Ron Paul...

>>52733653
Stores don't even sell those meals anymore. I wanted one this year, but couldn't find any anywhere...

>futures

>>52733388
checked
buy calls on gaymstop. goysloppers cant do without their vidya
t. just bought callisto protocol

>>52733673
Yeah ive never seen any either. Id probably have gotten some If i did. Spend thanksgiving alone in a hotel awake at 10 pm getting ready for work.

/smg/ being super bearish is bullish. we're reaching new highs this week just so you know. at LEAST enough for bobos to get liquidated.

>>52733679
WAGMI fren
If EPS is positive... shorties will seeth hard

>>52733622
>thinking in line with kpop seer anon
thank god

>>52733718
no. more crab, and the next crab leg is down. dxy is likely going to retest resistances while yields rise again

>>52733677
>futas

>>52733731
I remember GME being in this wedge from when I was still holding it last summer (I bought in at 10 dollars)

Enter the Paw Patrol
only the sickest, fucking nastiest bears on smg need apply

>>52733718
put to call ratio is low though.

>>52733738
nah, you're wrong.

>>52733751
when its low its usually bearish, when its high its bullish because put closing and short covering happens after.

>>52733745

>>52733326
>buy our bags please thanks

>>52733731
kek baggie
dilution soon

>>52733745
RIP party city. Those paw patrol muffin cups will always hold a special place in my heart

>>52733754
if you bulls get lucky, the 10year is going to see some action

>>52733731
GME suicide stack?

>futures

>>52733785
cups available on AMZN, the party never truly stops

>>52733798
why does the market love 10yrs?
why not embrace the 30yr?

>>52733751
can you mess up the put to call ratio by buying puts and calls on only inverse ETFs

>>52733820
Investment horizons are usually 10 years. Capex too typically. 30 year is too large a time period. Figure a 30 year bond now was bought prior to smartphones and 9/11. Way too much going on to accurately invest it as much as 10. But not as short as the 2 year which doesnt tell ya enough.

>>52733812
This man literally saved the paw patrol muffin cups industry

>>52733820
creditors making margin calls are wanting the 10yr

Almost 600 million views talking about a Recession on TikTok. The most anticipated recession in history.. Even your dead grandma is talking about how to prepare for the upcoming recession!

Be sure to follow all the latest Tik Tok Boys giving out advise on how to prepare for THE recession. #recessiontips

HAHAHAHA

>>52733865
never understood the billionaire with the goblinas that look like michael jackson. if i were a billionaire i'd find myself an aryan goddess and keep her continually pregnant. you have essentially unlimited means in bezos's position, why not?

>>52733785
What happened, I thought it's such a great company, at least that's what the shill has claimed

>>52733894
Fun fact, we are already starting to get out of recession. Normies are always many months behind the curve.

>>52733901
he worships satan. He views the world from a completely different lens than you do

>>52733894
>>52733917
These are the same nimrods that fell for GME/AMC/Doge/etc. The average TikTok-aged investor shouldn't be allowed to wipe their ass unsupervised let alone give financial advise.

>>52733337
To be frank; it's not about the money per say, its more about being able to not work cause "I have to". If I want to work, do something part time,etc I want to do it cause I just feel like it. If I decide to just not work at all, well I could do that to. The ability to just spend more time with family and take an extended break from dealing with people would be nice to.

>>52733917
there never was a recession, just too much circulating money on top of a productivity gauge with a constant demand

>>52733917
>we are already starting to get out of recession
pffffftttttt hahahahahahaha we haven't even begun

>>52733917
this guy knows what's up. inflation is cooling, rate hikes are slowing down. we have bottomed.

mostly i just always inverse /smg/ though. i'll sell when everyone here is euphoric again.

>>52733777
Checked. The board won't even dare, they will get minecraft visits by crazy reddit psychos.
>>52733803
10 shares, if properly DRSed.

>>52733418
>Tell me you’re a poorfag without telling me you’re a poorfag
Lots of people make living full time on their boat a (tax efficient) lifestyle.

if I got laid off there is pretty much no reason I should tell the truth in interviews right? you never fess up to being fired right?

>>52734017
No actually it's the opposite. If you say you voluntarily quit they think you're a flight risk.

>>52734017
laid off and fired are not the same thing, anon.

>>52733962
>there never was a recession
How's the biden administration koolaid?

Recession definition:
Two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth

Don't be so hasty essehmgee, the Fed is in control here and there is always the possibility of overcorrecting past inflation with rate hikes. Timing is everything.

>>52734012
Not if youre american , you gotta pay taxes no matter where you roam around on your shitstack of a "house"

>>52733606
>Money is a tool
No, its a weapon. A weapon of control both outside & inside. Already you are enslaved in your mind to money the moment the world forces you to understand it. How can you survive without money, unless you happen to be born in some tribe in the jungle? Even if you go live in a woods - do those people do this without some money to survive up to that point & that decision, when they want to buy an axe, some clothes to wear & some tools, money. There are very few people not born enslaved to money, its empire is vast & ever expanding. Soon it will reach out into the stars & enslave those worlds too. I will never submit you cry out, you need not. You were already born submitted by your parents. Kneel at the alter of the Elite or in the gutter of the poor. It matters not. Slave.

>>52734022
damn you can't win huh?

>>52734017
Layoffs aren't stigmatized. Being fired is.

>>52733925
idk what that means. satan is into goblinas? satan doesn't want to breed? i don't get it. also satan isn't real but that's a whole other discussion.

Tomorrow is the final chance to buy under $10.

>also
What kind of pizza should I get? And what movie should I watch with it?

>>52734027
resulting mostly from a supply chain disruption. The Biden admin is incompetent and didnt do much to smooth out the situation, but the economy Trump build is keeping together, despite the interferences and sabotage by the Biden clique

>>52734017
I wouldn't. Most employers are so frustrated at this point that they won't bother doing any sort of background check. They just happy someone is applying

>>52734049
bacon beef crumble from dominos, fellow skyt chad

>>52734048
>satan isn't real
That's where you're wrong bucko. I don't know how satanists think because I'm not one. I mean it's futile to try to understand how they think

>>52734056
that and I hear a majority of places will only confirm dates of employment, which is a relief I guess

>>52734038
I’m afraid you are mistaken. You need to read up on the tax code fren.

>>52734048
Look at who bezos' girlfriend is. They don't date or marry for love, it's all a connected satanic pedo cult and they only date or marry people within their inner circle. That's why you see rich men dating absolute ghouls. Pic very related.

>>52734075
They will ask you, fess up. It's not the black mark you think it is. even if it was because you were useless you can say "i was complacent and will work harder"

>>52734061
That sounds tasty

Alright bros I need a good stock to make some money

>>52734124
NGE

>>52734124
SCMN

>>52734124
IGR

>>52733785
It's over for PRTY
No more birthday parties

>>52734089
I don't get Bezo's. Dude's ex wife looked hotter than the woman he's with now. Thought the idea with getting a different woman was trading up in the looks dept and down in the age dept.. Hell dude could have a bunch of 20 somethings ride his middle aged cock at the drop of a hat.

>>52733337
I want end the fed and to raise my children to not become slaves

>>52734141
>>52734148
See what I did there? :D

>>52734124
I already posted it

>>52733908
Pretty sure smg made out like bandits on SIGA. Didn’t everyone sell for a profit when pox cases began peaking? I actually think most of the bag holders were institutions that weren’t up to date via pol.

>>52734073
it's all metaphorical, anon. religion in general is metaphorical, it's not literal. heaven and hell are just metaphorical representations of positive and negative emotion. there's no dude with horns in a pit of fire with a pitchfork or some gay shit. it's all just the collective unconscious's attempts over the history of humanity to figure out what actions lead to a good life vs. a bad life via humans all watching each other closely and noticing the patterns over thousands if not millions of years.

same shit with buddhism btw. if you think of Samsara as a metaphor for your thoughts (each thought you have is born, lives, dies, and is reincarnated as the next thought) and the different levels of reality as being metaphors for states of mind you can be in, it all makes a lot more sense logically. you'd be better served in life in general if you took the metaphorical truths into your life and discard the mystical bullshit.

>>52734089
where's the evidence that bezos's goblina is somehow connected to the "satanic pedo cult" and he married her for some reason because... why? i need more convincing.

>>52734158
Your not getting it. All rich people are swingers. They marry their bottom bitch and then both the man and woman fuck whoever they want when they want. Satan worshipers don't give a shit about the sanctity of marriage, it's all about hedonism to them.

>>52734158
the meme about poor and billionaire wives being ugly is based in reality
stop at millionaire, before you're big enough to be worth blackmailing

there is no bottom until the thotbubble pops

>>52733925
I worship satan also, I still want white babies

>>52734192
They get more hedonistic as they age because they become more terrified of dying and what happens after.

>>52734199
this
so much silliness, so many zombiecos, so much horse shit that still needs to be liquidated

>>52734180
>Didn’t everyone sell for a profit when pox cases began peaking
Not sure if everyone, but many people did. Kinda bizarre to see us learning.

>>52734199
that is never going to happen

>>52734182
Lauren Sanchez started out as a secretary. She's now dating a billionaire, works in film and television, and owns an aviation company.
>from secretary
>to this
>who could make that happen for her?

>>52734209
It now costs companies twice as much servicing debt.

>>52733959
Agreed.

>>52734257
Maybe she just got lucky right?
Or she's just a passionate and hard working one

>>52734282
>Maybe she just got lucky right?
Luck is just a code word for jewish influence

>Futures

https://youtu.be/X0DXTCsTZ04

Looks like it will be another week of crabbing, goddammit

>>52734282
the better explanation is that she was just in the right place at the right time around lex luthor with a goblina kink.

>>52734040
Money is not a weapon, that implies it is a tool wielded. Money IS the hand, mammon IS the evil. We have known this for millenia.

>>52734225
Oh yeah and to add to that, when pox cases peaked I remember coming to smg and the pol thread and telling people to sell and that it wasn't going to become another pandemic.
I posted like 10x a day to make sure people got out with some profit.

Everyone had like 1-2 weeks to sell above $18 for a 2x.
Also, pox posting and gaysex posting was hilarious.

>>52734209
bubble mostly deflated, I will post some examples of things I watch as a benchmark.
Keep in mind that since the beginning of 2020 USD lost lots of its value. Stock prices are not adjusted for inflation.

How are we feeling about tomorrow /smg/?

>>52734332
We'll find out in a minute

>>52734332
Cautiously optimistic

>>52734332
Crab until wednesday

how do i invest in titkok filters? this shit literally takes and ugly girl and makes her cute

>>52734332

>>52734331
FYI, I'm typing captcha multiple times to prove my point. Please don't make me reply even more

>>52734318
SIGA is probably the only stock in my entire life that I actually sold the top of. It will probably never happen again.

>>52734351
>>52734331
>implying 2020 was the start of the bubble
lol
lmao

>>52734351

>>52734346
Oh yeah?,that's nothing

>futures

>futures

>>52734365
>>52734360
If you expect the stock market to deflate to pre-2008 then you're deluded.

>>52734382
we aren't even pre covid yet dumbfuck

>>52734371
that girl is asian - everyone knows never trust an asian photo / video because of the crazy makeup and plastic surgery shit. i didnt know this shit was spreading to more non-asian women

>>52734382
>>52734365
>>52734351
why are these companies special enough to be your barometer of if we've hit bottom or not?

>>52734389
3390 shit and piss pre coof correction. if you take the money press into account we are below

>>52734424
M2 has been going down for the last year, not up
in fact thats the entire reason we're going down

>>52733326
Everytime people start getting bullish I hop into SQQQ worked 5/6 times this year and I went back in on Friday

>futures

>pooptures

Were still 20% above pre covid levels

>>52734371
JESUS CHRIST IS THIS A HORROR MOVIE??? haven't seen such terrifying jump scares in a LONG time.

>futas

>futures

WHY IS IT ALWAYS A CRAB
STOP CRABBING

>>52734436
kek I get second hand embarrassment every time I watch this. Imagine this being your moment on live television kek

tell me why 20 SMA crossing 50 SMA for intermediate term bullish and bearish conditions doesnt work because honestly if stuck to this chart i woulda sold the top of dec 2021, shorted until the 2022 summer rally, and then sold that top too

currently we crossed recently so we're in a bull market, santa rally and such. SMA are truly magic

>>52734371
>>52734401
>>52734455
this is why i am bullish on $snap, $meta, you name it. Soon everyone will have augmented reality contact lenses that filter people into looking attractive.

I'm buying more AAPL puts at open, idc what you faggots say

>>52733971
>inflation is cooling
Yeah that’s why my grocery bill is double what it was earlier this year. Eggs are 7 dollars now, I used to pay less than 3.

>>52734373
that ring looks pretty solid wtf

>futures

hey, can you guys stop posting about "futas"? don't need to see that shit. thanks.

>F̶̛̖̞̯͉̪́͛͂ų̴̡̛̳̞͇̼̹̮̤̼̰̞̑͒͗͂̆́͂̕ṭ̷̨̦̣̱̫̮̟̜̯̯͇̥̩̿̊̿̂͑͐̔́u̸͓̯̱̻͈͆̈ŗ̶͇̟̭̱̣̙̮͕̊̿̍ë̶̪̪̤̖͎́̍̊̌̔̂̋̉̚͘̕ṣ̷̡̞̼̬̌̽͒

>>52734432
Yes, deleveraging. if you expect it to come down to 2020 levels, dont hold your breath

>>52734389
It's almost like retail has been left holding worthless speculative stocks from 2021 buggle and institutions allocated their gains from scalping retards in USA corporations shares and bonds.

>>52734415
Because they were pumped by pure speculative mania fueled with free money that retail received from the government during lockdowns.
At the same time, profitable, divvy paying companies were considered to be unsexy.
I assume retail capitulated in those shitty stocks already and will either avoid stock market or put money into ETFs or boomer stocks, but that's just a guess. I care more about my own portfolio.

Look i was just being cocky but if it doesnt dump next week Im in big doo-doo.

I'm bagholding SOXL at 31 didgeridoos and that's not even my worst investment by a long shot

>reddit, /smg/, twitter, stocktwits, big chungus:
>LE SANTA REALLY

>nobody, not a soul:
>erm, sant?

>me:
>NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!
Dumb ass iditots

>>52734376
I didn't know crabs have another crab on their mouth

All in BOIL at open.

>>52734513
bigjb.jpg

>>52734513

>>52734514

>>52734468
Because it can be a lagging indicator.

>>52734501
we aren't even 20% done deleveraging dude
what do you think is gonna happen when M2 contracts another trilly (due to fed balance sheet runoff)

>>52734514
epic

>>52734373
>>52734436
eh I would have saved those for a real bloodred dump. we will crab tomorrow.

>>52734531
I didn't know what you were referencing so I tried looking that up on duckduckgo and I might be on a list now

>another week of crab niggers until CPI

>>52734545
what balance sheet run offs? You mean the maturing? At first I was concerned, than I saw that nothing happened. Embrace the crab, the next leg is likely down, no way the dxy keeps just correcting

>>52734495
What are you, gay?

>>52734346
face is average but least she still got a nice wide butt

>>52734514
based

>>52734536
Shaun, we told you to return Melanias panties like 3 months ago.

>>52734558
dont worry, you were already on the list

>>52734518
It's crabs all the way down

>>52734568
>At first I was concerned, than I saw that nothing happened.
you mean except for the stock market crashing almost in lockstep with the treasury and fed balance sheets
which continue to go down
lol

>>52733653
>mfw by 2014 there were already zoomers calling me an old man

>>52734514
We just need to believe in the Santa rally, Anon.

>>52734568
>no way the dxy keeps just correcting

>>52734603
you call that a crash? Looks like an orderly deleveraging and re positioning, the crab walk

>>52734513
is this an assault, or a fetish?

>>52734622
God damnit I actually kind of feel bad for laughing at this one.

>>52734640
they are niggers its okay

>>52734640
>I actually kind of feel bad for laughing at this one.

> nat gas


KOLD BROS , did they really fell for the $9 ?

>>52734514
Santa Clause is coming to /smg/ because we have been good

>>52734639

>>52734481
I dunno I guess I'm lucky. Our bill hasn't gone up that much. We watch what we buy though.
Hell just a few days ago they had the 2 liter drinks for 1.49 each if you bought 4 or more.

line will continue to go up despite the macroeconomic situation just because bobos deserve to get liquidated. and their liquidation will push the market up further. because that's what bobos deserve.

>>52734665
I have bagheld all year. I deserve this.

>>52734688
checked

>>52734688
Wasted digits

>futures

Reminder that Fed's goal is to maintain average inflation around 2% (I know, define average. Someone should ask Powel what they mean).
Reminder that Fed has never made it their goal to liquidate their portfolio. Powel actually said that it's healthy situation to have player like Fed in the market who holds this many assets.
Reminder that Fed is under no obligation to sell those assets. They can simply wait for them to reach maturity.
Reminder that looking at a single metric to evaluate macro is equivalent of trying to use linear equation to explain how particle physics work, when in fact you need pic related.

>>52734654
Hey it's part of getting older. You start to lose your edge the older you get. Yeah it made me laugh but can you imagine being born like that? Would fucking suck. You absolutely have no chance of getting laid your entire life (although that's true for about 80% of this general lol lmao even) but yeah still that would suck.

we've been flooded by faggots posting retarded and gross memes, I think the kikes are mad about our previous discussions about satan worshipers

>>52734688
And what do Mumus and dip slurpers deserve?

>>52734688
The only indicator that this might be the case it the hkd mooning. One of the best indicators of dollar weakness, thought it was a result of china rumors and chinks trying to get their capital out.

>>52734718
.....maybe a gallon of water is over doing it for that little guy

>>52734688
This sounds fair.

>>52734747
Somewhere out there, there is a father that has to live with the fact that this is his son.

just watched this video on Notch, the guy who made minecraft and sold it to Microsoft for $2.5 Billion. but wound up sad, depressed, and alone.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGEgT_qgikY

why are there so many stories of rich people who are sad and lonely? what's the point of trying to "make it" if this is the ultimate result?

>>52733293
Alright anons banks will be going down in the short term. Considering the FED isn't hiking as aggressive as before I think the banks are going to take hit for the short term. Look at the performance of banks after JPOW let everyone know they won't be as aggressive either their rate hikes. I'm buying a put or 2 on JPM to make a quick little profit. I'd appreciate any of you fags giving me input on my option play

>>52734779
Because you always have to be on guard that every interaction with anyone you meet or even anyone you ever knew is just trying to use you for money or the access that your money gives you.

>>52734779
because he's a shitty person

>>52734779
He didn't have a goal, he's just a nerd who wanted to do computer stuff, then when he had money he didn't know what to do with it so he did dumb shit he ultimately didn't like. I know what I want, I want to make a large family and work on my software synthesiser. That's a goal worth making it for.

>>52733551
>>52733556
Make room for the King

I was talking with coworkers today about the railroad strikes that got (((averted))) and there was a good point; how would they arrest 100k+ union wagies if they did wildcat strikes?

There's new per se laws in a bunch of states where they don't even bother posting bail and criminals are out next day anyway. I doubt that many rail workers get arrested and they will fuck shit up since they got nothing to lose literally. I bring that up because we might get another 1970's postal strike situation and that will CRASH the stock markets I bet.

>>52734775
He probably deserves it. Don't lose any sleep over people like this.

>>52733326
I posted it :)

>>52734779
>why are there stories
propaganda, population control and making money off ordinary peoples addiction to stories about other people

>>52734779
He is just being a faggot. If he wanted he could just bank that shit out the way open another account put a few 10k in it. Then go restart his life anywhere else he wants & pretend it doesn't exist. He isn't going to walk down the street & get reconized.

>>52734779
You cross a line that you can't go back once you become that rich. You can never trust anyone, because everyone is going to be trying to use you for you money. Friends you've known for your entire life will turn on you, any woman you date or fuck you can't trust, you can't even trust your own family. Any person you meet you have to be suspicious of. That is a very depressing life especially for someone who is autistic and doesn't know how to handle that level of mind fuckery. When people say money can't buy happiness and more money more problems they are absolutely right.

>>52733955
I figure I got about two more years doing Doge, then I can retire.

>all these incels defending some faggot who got lucky and is incapable of making friends or keeping a wife

>>52734814
so, what's the solution?

>>52734823
that's the weird thing, too. in some of his tweets he's like "i will sit around and wait for my friends who have families and jobs" it's like, bitch, you're a billionaire, why not just make your own family? why not make your own "job" not for money but because it's something you enjoy doing for it's own sake? like if he actually just enjoyed making video games, why not just keep making other video games?

to me, money doesn't buy happiness, it buys freedom. and i just fucking hate to see someone squander that much freedom, it makes me fucking seethe because i desperately want that freedom for myself and i know exactly how i'd use it to be happy. which, spoiler alert, would be making a lot of white babies and following my passions with complete disregard for their profitability.

>>52734873
go back to /pol/ bitch

>futures

>>52734874
>so, what's the solution?
Keep your wealth a secret: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_INmFnlp-hU

>>52734871
Jamie Lee Curtis will never be attractive to me no matter how hard anyone tries. That scene in true lies makes me borderline vomit every time I see it.

what's the best phone, from a Business and Finance perspective?

>>52734779
>sad depressed alone

Dude sounds like an extrovert. That billionaire lifestyle would be perfect for introverts.

>By myself in big ass mansion on large island, surrounded by forest
>Just close enough to civilization to order fast food, PC parts, gardening supplies etc.
>Still got good internet and make a killing with streaming
>Private beaches and waterway so annoying burgers stay away or get arrested
>Anyone that wants to hunt or fish nearby will have to pay me fees anyway
Ultimate peace achieved.

>>52734874
He could work out for 8 hours a day and fuck influencer ethots for fun.

>>52734874
He could just give his money to me.

>>52733672
i did. doesn't change the fact that the MSM painted as the "crazy old man" and their hatchet job worked wonders. nothing will change as long as they have control of the information outlets and can keep brainwashing kids in the schools. too many low information low IQ people out there who's vote is exactly equal to an intelligent person. we can't win.

>>52734881

>>52734897
>Jamie Lee Curtis will never be attractive to me
good bait

>>52734918
>He could work out for 8 hours a day and fuck influencer ethots for fun.
He could, but wont.

>>52734923
This, it sounds like he just needs to feel real struggle again to make ends meet month to month.

>>52734688
/smg/ volume is so low, we used to have 3 or 4 threads on a Saturday now we have 2 on the entire weekend.

>you survived the 2022 bear market crash

>>52734893
This is quite true. I that I might be retiring soon to my friends and since then everything changed. From them trying to create a startup with me to them asking for a loan I cut ties with most of them already. One of them even joked about breaking in into my house and stealing my gold stack (which I disclosed when drunk after him insisting). I didn't find that joke funny.

>>52734874
If I were him I would just create some shell company and hire all of my friends to just fuck around and make some kind of stupid passion project even if it's a complete failure just for keks. Like just spend a bunch of time making the large random statues and then just dumping them in random places and never take credit for them just to confuse the fuck out of people, and then we'd all just have a laugh, call them fags, and play vidya

>>52734775
>>52734835
>some of them want to use you
>some of them want to be used by you
>some of them want to abuse you
>some of them want to be abused

that's just how life is. there are always people in the world like this, whether you like it or not. you know how the song goes.

>>52734925
they only have left control over 40% after the coof debacle and the firey but mostly peaceful protests, and 2/3 of those 40% are 65 and older

>>52734951
>One of them even joked about breaking in into my house and stealing my gold stack (which I disclosed when drunk after him insisting). I didn't find that joke funny.
That joke is not funny at all and I would joke that I would kill him and no one would find him

>>52734945

>>52734893
This is quite true. I hinted that I might be retiring soon to my friends and since then everything changed. From them trying to create a startup with me to them asking for a loan. I cut ties with most of them already. One of them even joked about breaking into my house and stealing my gold stack (which I disclosed when drunk after him insisting). I didn't find that joke funny.

>futures

>futas
>(bull/bear) traps
Really makes you think

>>52734945
When did Macaulay Culkin grow tits?

>>52734925
Ron Paul never stood a chance. He wanted to dissolve the fed. That's literally murdering words to the establishment. They did him a favor by not letting him be president essentially. He would have got JFK'd if he somehow one.

>>52734833
Just to add some more context; I did a little digging today and found out that of the current 197,000 RR workers, over 1/3 have enough time (30 years) to walk tomorrow with a full pension. What are they going to do if 70,000 workers retire, they can't stop them? BTW, I got my numbers off the Bureau of Labor cite.

I seriously think congress fucked themselves in the ass siding with corporations and the economy could potentially tank HARD because of this shit.

>>52734980
>futures

>>52734964
Yeah, it was the last time I went for a drink with him. Anyone, if anyone wants to learn from my mistakes, don't tell normies about your money, don't even mention that you're investing.

>>52734986
You know she was born a hermaphrodite right? Like not even memeing

>>52734969
Yeah, I work in tech so I have a decent amount saved up, not enough to FIRE but I don't worry about money at all. My family asked to borrow $8k for something a while back, which is basically nothing to me... but I was like, "Uh yeah... let me check, I think I should be able to..."

All my positions are green, I'm gmi. Next move is shorting some EUR index because is Euro is gonna get heemed.

>>52734918
>muh work ethic
We live in a Liver King world, big muscles are more a symbol of insecurity and fraud than anything positive.

>OIL PRICE RISES ON RUMORS OF CHINESE COVID LOCKDOWNS ENDING
>RUMORS OF CHINESE COVID LOCKDOWNS ENDING CONFIRMED BY OIL PRICE RISE

>>52734952
>hire all of my friends
The dynamic would change completely once your friends become your employees, even if it's a bullshit job. They would never be real with you because they wouldn't want to lose their paypig

>>52734985
>Wasting a good sandwich

I hate tiktok so fucking much my god

>>52734944
idk why, but even after seeing this webm multiple times over the past couple of years, i still laugh every time.

>>52735008
No wonder she is adored by some on es em geeeeee
>yes i did know that

>>52735027
I feel like that would be a fair trade off. Kind of a you scratch my back I scratch yours. Better than having my friends work normalfag jobs and I never get to see them

>>52735025
>BREAKING: OIL RISES ON NEWS THAT THE PRICE OF OIL IS RISING

>>52734956
Just don't let it be you, or yours.

>>52734910
>be a billionaire
>still thinking of ways to make money
>as a billionaire

i feel like you're missing the point, anon.

>>52735051
>NEW: OIL RISES AS CHINA RESULTS IN RISING AS PRICES RISE

>>52735051
of course.

>>52734985
What a nice tight petite looking butt she has. More girls needs to be happy with having a tiny ass like this.

>>52735057
nah, you can't control that. i mean, do what you can, raise your children well, but some people want to be used and/or abused and you just can't help that. but i look at it like the farmers in the 1800's who would have like 10+ kids because there was a 60% child mortality rate by the age of 5. if i have 10 white babies and 1 or 2 end up being gay degenerates it's not really a big deal because i got the other 8. you have 1 or 2 kids and they end up being gay degenerates, well, you're just fucked.

>>52735058
I've heard it described that once you get to that level of wealth you'll never have to worry about money again, so it's not about just having money for generations, it's about being the best of the best. The richest of the rich simply as a status symbol which is why it was weird that musk was atop that list for a minute considering he doesn't really give a shit about money.

>>52734837
updated to today

>>52735077
>BREAK: RISE. RISE! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>52734985
Too much ass.

>>52734956
>hold your head up
>move along
>keep your head up
>moving on

>>52735081
now make the bottle into some picture that when looked at closely it's just some objects together but when looked at from far away... you know...

>>52735134
You must be a chicken and waffles kind of feller aint yah?

>>52735126
Actually white line should be up a bit higher, so if this is like 2001, this is the absolute top, kek.

>>52735110
>it's about being the best of the best. The richest of the rich simply as a status symbol

why? who cares? you know you're going to die some day, right? if anything, the key is philanthropy and putting that shit into helping people (of your choice) and making the world a better place (according to your opinion). musk is a great example because he's doing exactly this right now and it's brilliant to watch. buying twitter was essentially a philanthropic act. he didn't do it for money he did it for "free speech".

status symbols are just dumb. especially when you at least have to consider the fact that all empirical evidence from the entirety of human science points much more strongly to YOLO being true than there being any sort of "afterlife" or any of the religions being correct in a literal sense. don't want to die living a lie.

>>52734603
>this was a crash
stfu nigga damn. it wasnt even really a crash since we rocketed up 100% from covid lows in 1 year...

>>52733337
So I can fuck off and not have to deal with this gay shit any longer

tranny janny on the rampage

>>52733337
So my wife and daughter don't suffer when I am old.

>>52733337
i don't want to have to work a day job and do stuff i don't want to do just to pay my bills anymore. i want to have all of my time to do with as i please, follow my passions, and marry an aryan goddess that i keep constantly pregnant at all times. i'd be especially interested in pursuing my creative passions, specifically in music for me. instead i have to focus on programming because that's what makes money these days, not music. the people who "make it" in the music (((industry))) are a bunch of clowns to make fools of themselves on stage and/or are sex symbols. it's not about the actual music for the successful ones, it's about the cartoon character of sorts that they portray.

am i missing anything?

>>52735200
These people aren't like you. To become that level of rich there has to be something incredibly unique about you for better or worse. In almost every case it's for worse. Lot of sociopaths at the top, and they believe you are subhuman compared to them. The top richest people could solve a tremendous amount of problems with their money, but they don't because they don't care about anyone but themselves, and that type of thinking is how they got rich in the first place. So if you want to get rich like them. Don't have a conscience. Fuck over everyone in your life if it gets you ahead. Friends, family, the kindness of strangers. I don't have that in me. I hate most people but I was raised by parents that gave me hope that there are others out there like that. I wish I could be like the billionaires sometimes, but it's a soulless life.

>>52735212
and now delusional bulls believe we're going back to ath's while the economy is facing a present 4% drag by treasuries being a safe haven.

>>52734346
Ugly? I would bareback creampie no birth control the unfiltered girl.

>>52735126
i dont see why ppl shitpost this
it is uncannily close

>>52735126
>Past performance is no guarantee of future results.

This triggers bears

>>52735299
>Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyebrows suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'.

>>52735306
line ain't broke yet

>>52735126
WRONG

>>52735306
>>52735335
>>52735342
Who will win?

>>52735335
its just going to crab under the line until it suddenly rugs lole

I thought the bears were supposed to hibernate during the Winter

Not going short until I see the "HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP" shithead. The namefag is literally incapable of not timing local tops. He is the dumbest of money.
SIMPLE AS

I wonder how this anon is doing.

>>52735349
Isn't it fucking sad that the stock market literally has no organic movement anymore? It's just Hebrew computers fighting with each other trying to ouija board the stock market to mimic meme lines

Baking.

>>52734828
fucking kek

>>52735395

>>52735349
Qui indeed...

SCOOTER FROG POSTER, I HOPE YOU WENT BROKE SHORTING AT 3500. FUCK YOU.

>>52735387
I read a paper about how there will be an event where Algos will break the market in a single hour if they keep getting more advanced.

>>52735306
They're right. Stocks will go down forever.

>>52735436
Looks bearish does it Nigger?

>>52735431
cool but youre wrong fagboy. they dont even trade in weird situations, they pull the plug on all algos basically.

algos need to be banned because they provide no use in normal trading hours, and then when the market crashes or spikes crazily they dont even bother adding liquidity to smooth it out, theyj ust stop

>>52735462
Are you ok?

>>52735406
Lewd.

I made a about 400k this year and Mr tax man is going to fuck me in the ass. I can exempt about 165k for the sale of the first house but the 60k profit on the second home will fuck me as will my regular wagie 140k income. Stocks are a push because I made 35k but I have 26k carry over losses from last year.

I'm going to owe like 20k I think, so gay.

>>52735478
>Stocks are a push because I made 35k but I have 26k carry over losses from last year.
thought you could only carry over $3k per year

>>52735453
>Fast move up without proper pullback
fucking bearish as hell man

>>52735453
>Tonguing the mean

Oil bros......... Are we back???

>>52735494
No, that's for capital losses that can be deducted from wagie income, capital gains and losses are eternal. Unless u really fuck up and make a fortune one year then lose it the next.

>>52735494
yes

>>52735495
like in 2018? btwdoes 2018 have any relevancy out side of stock market junkies circles?

>>52735509
what the fuck happened? we opened flat

>>52735509
We never left.

>>52735514
No, please read tax law regarding capital loss, your thinking of the amount you can use as a deduction from regular wages not from capital gains

>>52735533
Imagine the smell.

>>52735525
>the only years we didn't have ZIRP
yeah

>>52735543
I thought that was what he was asking

>>52735513

Lol the IRS is gonna fuck you dude. I hope you enjoy paying $40k to a tax attorney to get your "eternal" capitol loses lol.

>>52733332
thats because warren buffet wants to burn crypto

>>52735543
no wait hold up, you can only claim 3000 of those 26K per year. the unused do carry over yes.

>>52735545
Smells like money. OBM does at least.

>>52735589
>>52735589
>>52735589

>>52735550
The way I understand it, you can use $3,000 per year to deduct from normal income if you still have any capital loss leftover after accounting for capital gains.

2021
>$50,000 capital loss
>Use $3000 to deduct from taxable income
2022
>$47,000 capital loss carryover
>$50,000 capital gain
>Pay tax on $3,000

>>52735550
Here's an example
Capital Loss Indefinite Carryover
The Internal Revenue Service does not set a limit on the number of years that an investor may take to exhaust the net losses. Assuming this is a bad year for the stock market, and you sell some of your stock or bond, realizing a loss of $20,000 with zero capital gains. First, you can use the IRS limit amount of $3,000 to offset your income during that year and carry forward $17,000 to the following year. In the next year, assuming you get a capital gain of $5,000. You can balance out the capital loss with that capital gain, plus the $3,000 from the IRS limit from income, and carryover $9,000 to the following tax year. If you get no gains the following year, you can keep offsetting your ordinary income against your capital loss until you exhaust it. Another example when an investor is earning an income as low as $500 and he or she, incurs a capital loss on selling assets. The amount is untaxable even without deducting the $3000 for capital loss. The investor does not want to use the income to offset the capital loss that year and carry it forward to the next year. In such a situation, the tax return will include the $3,000 deduction on capital loss, and since the income is not enough, you can carry forward the loss to the next year.

>>52735571
No again you guys are kinda retarded and un informed

>>52735627
Yes that's correct, it voids the future gains until the losses are exhausted and u get 3k of deduction s from normal income.

>>52735509
Always have been

>>52734462
Sauce?

>>52734897
your instincts are working Anon as It is a hermaphrodite