/biz/ - Business & Finance

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bobo week next week, followed by CPI and 50 BPS rally the week after.

>>52713422
Literally means nothing. You might as well say the SPX from the COVID Low to the 2021 High to Now is one giant Bull Flag on the Monthly chart. Algos respect Moving Averages in the Monthly, Weekly, Daily, 4 Hour, 1 Hour, etc. Pivot Highs/Lows, Financial/Economic News, MACD/RSI Combo, and Moving Averages are the only ones that actually mean anyway.

>>52713597
It's actually crab week next week. This will be followed by, believe it or not, another crab week.

>>52713581
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe gqrbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope and scapegoat "the lazy subhuman useless eaters" or whatever allows you to justify and slavery, but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

>>52713613
THis
Market cant make up his mind.
recession, no recession, soft landing, crash,....
Crab is winner

>Friday night
What are you doing here? What are you listening to? Whats your favorite stock you are watching to buy?
>im baking a lasagna in the oven.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2mjH4SVoM
>none, all stocks look like garbage right now.

Post your trading stations bros. Pice related, it's not mine

I can't believe you guys haven't been using Flaming Turtle patterns to sell options. Do you guys even know how to invest? Fucken idiots.

At least start with some basic Shagging Monkey Straddles.

>>52713596
Heh, I bought those calls for .94 and sold them for .98. They're currently 1.14, but peaked at 2.50 back in November...
I am not good at timing

>>52713618
I just wanted to chime in and let you know I didn't read any of it. Like not even a single word.

>>52713628
Tuesday next week jobless claims, forecasts look good, so bad for stocks.

>>52713647
Well, you made money at least. Could be worse

>Gayed is a fucking retard
Is he?

>>52713635
I already boughted.
I’m having a bad time and it’s going to get worse.

>>52713663
Otherway around. This entire opposite trading is confusing

>>52713651
I just wanted to chime in and say that I could fucken break you in half Rocker.
And even though I can do that, I would never do it. Because I really enjoy your videos.

im racist and have shorted $NACP

>>52713611
>Literally means nothing
>t. my autism is weak sauce and unable to make use of such subtleties

>>52713678
everyone was off hard about the labor report so I think jobless claims will be the same, over expectations, biden gloats, SPY 380.

>>52713635
Posting pics from my "anon" /smg/ folder while browse screener to see if there is anything worthy adding to watchlist.
Currently listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SinxJYLx6lU

Just checked and this company is actually delisted now. RIP that anon.

>>52713618
nice pasta, if only you could eat it godless commie

Wtf was this this actually right

>>52713635
feeling bad man.

>>52713784

>>52713642
Sure.

>>52713784
Anon if you wanna make that money back you're gonna have to take out a loan and dump it into Mondo Megabits right now!

Anyone else watching Northrop Grumman unveil their overpriced B-21? I got a few calls that are going to give me generation wealth on Monday.

>>52713773
Now account for inflation and Russia invading Ukraine lol cuck

>>52713635
>doing here
learning/shitposting while eating 2 slightly thawed frozen bananas w/ cinnamon and frozen blueberries for supper.
>listening to
the clicks of an electric radiator heater thermostat and passing cars, might fire up some streaming Southern Gospel, idk.
>favorite stock watching
hoping to get someone to let me have an account under their name so I can start trading with a maybe $200 starting seed to save myself from doom, lusting after buying late Jan puts on TLRY if I had enough to afford the contracts as a max of 5% portfolio.

>>52713820
Woah, I always wanted to meet you mister Warren Buffet. I wanted to ask you, how do you feel about selling SU at the bottom, right before it went up 100%?

>>52713827
kek, I'm sure this is how the anon who posted this got into this situation in the first place.

>>52713688
You live in a fantasy world but I appreciate you being respectful.

>>52713857
If you wanna make it like WB you gotta act like him.

>there is STILL a /GME/ General
Almost 2 years after the great bag transfer

>>52713895
Indeed, wasn't trying to be offensive. I must say, my mind is broken since WB is the first thing that comes to my mind whenever I see Coke

>>52713784
RING RING BITCH
ITS MR MARGIN, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
I WANT USD

>>52713587
Slashdot called. Go back. Damn I'm old. Are they still doing that over there?

>>52713944
Occasionally. Somehow it's still worth going each morning for shitter news, but sad to see "Cowboy Neil" still being used in all the polls when...I mean ,those days are just looong gone.

i'm drunk bros, spy 1D pattern is the candycane of death
>dec14/2022

Remember I said there was going to be a guaranteed pullback? I think that pullback may be even bigger than I anticipated. The Vix is doing it's Vix thing again.

>>52713820
That 44MAG?

>>52713963
It was turn of the century for me, I was there most days from 99-'02

>>52713969
I'm still hoping for an all out crash. Maybe I'll capture it in my next video (please don't share it with normies)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGNVsQwWZLI

>russia launches 500k strong offensive into ukraine

is this legit or what?

God damn my apartment is so cold...

>>52713969
Whenever everyone is on one side of the boat.. it's time to move to the other side.

Youtube fake finance fags saying recession is cancelled makes me believe this pullback will be pretty significant. But still I believe we will see a rally after the release of the CPI with dovish fed.

Trade Inversely.

>>52714003
Oh shit, I have a "poo" id... this is after having "cock" yesterday

>>52714012
So crab and leg down next week until CPI and then we pump till santa rally EOY?

>>52713970
Just 357...for some unknown reason I only buy 22lr & 357 revolvers.

>>52714003
Why apartment cold? Have you no furnace?

>>52713834
Underwhelming presentation. I liked when the B-1 flew past.

>>52714025
That is my current forecast. Subject to change anytime. This has been the most difficult year to time the markets.

>>52713992
Same, but still to this day I check it for interesting stories and a quick scan for potentially worthwhile comments.

>>52713969
Do you know what VIX is? It's a function of the price of SPX options for the next month.
>doing its thing
You mean rolling over like a dying dog. VIX going down means any move is going to be smaller than you anticipated rather than bigger. That's why there was no follow through on that dip on open today, not enough option buying to support it.

>>52714038
I'm trying to lose weight. I read that lowering your ambient temperature, sleeping without blankets, taking cold showers, etc. can speed that up

>>52714044
i'm starting to think it should be easier than this regardless of vix

>>52714012
>Youtube fake finance fags saying recession is cancelled makes me believe this pullback will be pretty significant
The "strongest economy ever" delusional narrative that's taken hold will allow the Fed to comfortably raise and hold rates way more than they should. Once the euphoria wears off the market will have to realize that everything is way overvalued and now we have a 5% FFR that's crushing the economy. This euphoria will make the fall really soul crushing.

Hey anons, I work at Walmart Canada. Apparently the other day, effectively immediately, we are no longer allowed to check customer receipts on the way out, unless they beep AND they choose to present it - we can't even ask. This came from home office/district.
Any idea why? Sounds like there was an incident somewhere in the country where an associate overstepped their bounds; my guess is something physical occurred and they opted for an out of court settlement with an immediate change in policy.

>As of October 31, 2022, Walmart's international operations comprised 5,266 stores
>In fiscal 2019 Walmart's international division sales were US$120.824 billion, or 23.7 percent of total sales
Canada has to be like a third of that at best, so maybe 8-10% of WMT's net revenue, so it's an interesting change, but unlikely to move the market

>>52714129
Probably tried checking a black person, it became racism, and now store losses go up 50%.

>>52714059
Body might compensate by burning more fat to keep warm but you would have to be shivering for that to happen anon. Turn on the heat.

What did they mean by this?

>>52714159
Yes, lowering the temp means your body burns more calories to maintain internal temp, but the science says you don't need to be shivering (and in fact shouldn't get that low).

>>52713784
>Boost
top lel

>>52714129
It's part of the Jew plan to bump leafs from 105 to 110% gay to increase inflation.

>>52714059
>I'm trying to lose weight. I read that lowering your ambient temperature, sleeping without blankets, taking cold showers, etc. can speed that up
Just skip breakfast and lunch and only eat dinner. You'll lose weight in no time. Why torture yourself?

>>52714193
I do that, and I exercise. I'm pretty close to my target weight of 170, but I'm trying to cut the last bit

>>52713677
>Is he?
He's not. Generally has good takes and points things out correctly, just says them in the most schizo and faggy way possible. People don't like macro or "medium term" outlooks though, they want to know what's happening tomorrow so it'll always fall on deaf ears.

>>52713969
Weren't you just in the other thread saying the Fed is gonna pivot? >>52712450
Which one is it?

>>52713967
Shit! Are we all in our 40s here? WTF!

>>52713967
Drunk too, godspeed anon.

>>52714217
26 here. Physically 26 but mentally 40

>>52714204
If you start doing weird stuff like sleeping without blankets in a cold apartment you're gonna stress yourself out and create food cravings. If skipping meals + exercise is working then just stick with it.

lmao

>>52714244
vs

>>52714217
And to think, we're not even supposed to be here today.

Why are bobo edits always some chad gangster thug that looks like some par time well paid rapper while mumu is some boring looking nobody? I need some thug looking mumu edits.

>>52714059
Based brown fat enjoyer.

>>52714298
Mumu looks like a thug because he is black. He only profits when people lose and have their wealth stolen.
Mumu is a normal guy trying to make the world better.

>>52714250
bullish

>>52714328
>Mumu is a normal guy trying to make the world better.
Mumu is a psychopath that wants you to throw your money away on meme stocks and emotional trading. Never trust mumu.
>bro Powell was just joking when he said higher for longer definitely go all in on AMC
>nows the time to go all in bro we're hitting S&P 6000 by spring.

Bobo on the other hand just wants to you warn you about the coming financial turmoil so you can prepare accordingly. Bobo has always been the good guy.

>>52713618
No it isn't, you fucking Gray dumbass. You go to the stars. There is no expiration date. The expiration date is the heat death of the universe.

>>52713618
i shid when i fard then i coom real hard

>>52714328
>Mumu is a normal guy trying to make the world better.
That used to be true. Now Mumu wants to see the world burn so that more easy credit can be dumped on chasing shitcos. And then "Cash out" in rent seeking ventures like literal landlording.

>>52714328
Another bobo edit, just a straight thug with a chainsaw riding a hoverboard. Wheres the mumu doing a drive by with a glock?

>>52714305
I might take an ice bath this weekend too

>>52714059
It's scientifically proven that if you take a hot shower before bed it dilates your blood vessels which in turn makes you radiate more heat and your core body temperature will drop, which will make you sleep better. Won't help you lose weight probably, but it's a fun fact.

>>52714469
Cool, but I have pills to sleep

>>52714426
I can see that you are seeking confirmation for your beliefs. A new belief. A new mindset. A mindset of true charity. I also see that you've come to the right place. When it comes to investing, this mindset can only give all of its moneys away and only to the truly needy. Not just the poors, but the middles as well. The middles as well. But your mindset prevents you from thinking this.

>>52714054
I have said this numerous times. I have made a killing shorting the market using vix as one of the main indicators. Whenever the vix reached 30 you go LONG. Whenever the vix hovers around 20 you short. I have made money going down and going up. Every time the vix reached 19 this year a massive crash proceeded. 100%. The pattern can break, but I have not seen enough to come to that conclusion. The vix trades inversely to the S&P. They were trading together again which is very unusual, this usually leads to the pattern and trend breaking. I know how the vix works. You don't need to explain to me.

There are other indicators that i look like the divergence between the smart money and dumb money. Which is happening again. Whenever that occurred it called the top or bottom of the cycle.

Another indicator that is esoteric astrology. It has called the top and bottom of this market better than any of the other indicator that i look at.

Dow theory is crap.

Watch and Learn.

I'm an alcohol.

>>52714498
>the divergence between the smart money and dumb money
How do you measure this?

>>52714298
Smug/cocky mumus don't really work cause bull markets mean everyone makes money

>>52714495
The line "the bears are the ones hopeful for a better future" has been true since at least 2009 and maybe earlier.
ZIRP gave us nothing but rent extracting bridge trolls like UBER, LYFT, PTON, DASH, ABNB, Postmates, BNPL, Instacart and its endless clones, HOOD, COIN, OPEN, BIRD, and the list goes on and on. And that says nothing of the fraud universe that is crypto.
2010s was a lost decade of anything approaching progress, productivity, or innovation. The best it could muster was the twin carnival barkers of Elizabeth Holmes and Elon Musk.

>>52714498
>esoteric astrology
Isn't this a lot more complicated and effort (not to mention Babylonian) than just following the voice of the LORD God Almighty through the wilderness of the valley of the shadow of death until you hear the faint echoes of His whispered stock suggestions?

>>52714498
Gold also recently made a triple bottom. It's a leading indicator DXY may soon be reaching it's peak. The Fed follows the 2 year treasury. Which means the Fed only has one or two rate hikes left.

If you think I'm some troll spewing out nonsense random guesses you have learned NOTHING.

>>52714512
same, when spy 500?

Yields...

>>52714054
The fact that you aren't perplexed the vix is/was trading along the S&P tells me you are a noob to TA. And don't know what you are talking about.

>>52714554
The flow of this reminds me of Eminem

>>52714569
For me, it's flipping tarot cards

>>52714625
this shit is wild

>>52714606
>yields are less inverted than they were last week
capitulation crash imminent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1WOaGmz6DE
I believe in asian supremacy
except their stock market

>>52714665
>>52714606
how do you cats feel about the 3x leveraged bull 20y bond etf?

>>52714676
better odds of making money than any stock

>>52714613
look at the ytd 1d charts when this correlation has happened before
>spy down? and vix down? same cahse session? pir related

>>52714676

>>52714710
big bounce my guy

>>52714721
4 hour got a double bottom

>>52713581
to any cryptobro reading this: try to into the stock market if you can. its great here.

>>52714577
I also keep a tap on the current geopolitical landscape. There are things you can't price in Like Russia going ape shit and invading Ukraine, but through astrology it can give me indicators of potential happenings during certain dates and events.

I will throw a bone to all you nonbeliever noobs of esoteric astrology.

There was big astrological event this year Pluto reach it's 27 degrees Capricorn on 2/22/22. This was a pretty important event because during the degree was the signing of the Declaration of Independence in 1776. It was the birth of the modern-day United States.

What happened this year that correlated to this date? Russia Invading Ukraine. News reported it on the same day 2/22/22

I already said too much. Best of luck. Doubters get proven wrong over and over again. I may stop posting soon. Revealing too much means they may shut me up soon. This knowledge cannot be known or shared to the ignorant unworthy plebs according to the wise ones.

Knowledge is Salvation. Ignorance is Sin.

>>52714760

Will my broker take delivery of physical orange juice to cover my margin call?

>>52714003
Embrace it
Let the cucks above, below and around you heat your apartment, that's what I do

cute

>>52714760
Get on in and let's ride.

>>52714851
Can somebody do me please. I want to see what is look like as an anime hamchad Jew.

>>52714739
just wait until you look at TMF

>>52714864
diy https://www.gamerevolution.com/guides/929983-qq-anime-filter-different-dimension-me-filters-how-to-use-ios-android-pc

>>52714919
Oh daddy likes!

>>52714953
kek

>>52714868
Taiwan is getting a silent "democratic" coup

you gotta admit this is pretty impressive :^)

>>52715012
Congrats man

>>52715012
i'd buy that pattern

>>52714760
>According to Astrologer Dana DeFranco, the U.S.’s Pluto being in Capricorn, “the second house of money, property, security, and values,” signifies that “These concepts relate to traditional American values and the American dream.” Many astrologers believe that the events of 2020 such as the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic and the various protests against racial injustice as well as the presidential election aligned in time for it all to come to a head now during Pluto’s return. It is likely there will be a major power shift as we have begun to see with workers refusing to participate in positions that are low-paying or unhealthy environments, whether physically or mentally.

>As there is an expected power shift in the U.S., this also means there are a variety of changes approaching. Since Pluto is “the great revealer ready to unravel what has been hidden” and in Capricorn, any form of government structure such as financial systems, capitalism, and leaders are “long overdue for a deep change” during the return. The beginnings of this can be seen in all the recent talk about debt whether it be student loans or the nation's own debt. According to Ash, we can “expect major tax reforms to pay for the huge accumulation of the nation’s debt (both associated with Pluto).” Pluto’s return could also affect social justice and accountability meaning, “the growing mood of social unrest and reckoning with major inequality between those who ‘have’ and those who do not — leading to social rebellion and change.” Additionally, Pluto’s return being in Capricorn, an Earth sign, indicates that there will likely be “an environmental impact” such as a revolution against the current energy in an attempt to make it greener.


https://nypost.com/article/what-is-pluto-return-astrology/

I am going all in asana!!!!!!!! I LOVE JAPAN!

>>52715012
that would kind of depend on the amount of capital you have. My portfolio has swung like 70 grand this year...

>>52715030
baggie spotted

>>52715041
40 actually, I am retarded, I added 30 myself

>>52715041
at most i was down $20,000, now im up $5000 and in position to gain at least 50% in the next bull market. I am guessing i +100% though because they're all heavily beaten down sectors. There's a chance they dont recover for a couple years though due to interest rates (tech, uranium, EV)

>>52715069
Oh I was also heavily in banks/financial stocks until we hit 4000, then i reduced my position by 70%

>>52714865
Does the rest of this board not even know this general exists?

I saw a job ad which said "porficient" and I thought they fucked up and meant to write "proficient" but then I realized porficient is the company's name. Kek.

>>52715048

Could the US goes into a recession next year, and at the same time China ends zero covid? What does this mean for stocks

>>52715126
these aren't the numbers i'm looking for

Blessed anime saving children from predators

>>52715086
The rest of the board is literally trying to scam you out of your lunch money, the fuck do you think

>>52715159
anyone who suggests a pennystock is

>>52715177
now that's some fine aged Q1 2022 shilings

>>52715177
Penny stock shitters are pathetic and I like to fuck with them and make them think this will be the day I stop trading SPY and buy their smelly jeet stock scam

>>52715195
pennystocks is like playing hot potato with grenades and a blindfold.
>>52715182
I ended up losing money on it holding it a little too long RIP.

>>52715030
I got an email from my broker saying that certain partnership equities I owned would be subject to a 10% withholding tax and nontradeable Jan 1

>>52715211
good

Is there anything I can do alone on a Friday night?

>>52715226
You’ll think of something

>>52715226
Well, NNN is over

is the chinese market corrected yet?

>>52715249
20y treasury bonds have

Well I found out why AMZN has been getting worse lately. Layoffs are now trending up from 10k to over 20k workers. From work distribution center workers to engineers and even corporate executives.

Holy shit, how much more will they cut off in 2023? 30k? 50k? 100k+? It just keeps going. Stock price might actually dip to $70 per share if they keep fucking up at this rate.

>>52715249
I like china even at these prices. But if you didnt buy in last month I'd be hesitant rather than extremely bullish like I was. Xi hasn't shown if he's going to change policy now that he's been sworn in as dictator like Putin. And we know Putin has not given a single fuck about tanking his economy for his ideology. From what I've read Xi is also an Ideologist

>>52715226
masturbate
run doordash for an extra 70 bucks

> Switzerland could limit the use of electric vehicles (EVs) in cases of electricity supply shortages this winter under a new four-step plan to prevent power cuts and blackouts.
Kek who would've thought that electrical grid is not adjusted to adding tens of thousands of hi energy consumers. EV is a meme until we get enough nuclear and green energy sources.

>>52715297
Saudi arabia and russia being cunts is going to make the pivot go so fast towards renewable energy it will make your head spin. BUY BUY BUY

>>52715297
EVs are a giga meme until a plentiful cell source is discovered.

wen spy 500?

>>52715297
>nuclear
This is literally the answer but we're all too scared. The sun is over there just like Yo, I'm Right in your Face. No, Don't Absorb Me Faggot. I'm Nuclear

>>52715367
nah we're not scared. nuclear has already gone up 200% in a year or two. china is building 300 reactors. the west will soon follow after they manufacture consent for their "democracy"

>>52715367
commercial nuclear fusion would create an "energy revolution" that would so fundamentally change society its hard to imagine how different our lives would be when energy is so plentiful it is free.

>>52715367
big oil has too much to lose

>>52715302
After 10 attempts to reformat my message to go around anti spam, I give up. I tried to explain why I find it difficult to find pure green energy play, since many are connected to oil anyway, or are too volatile.
I guess Gookmoot cannot afford to pay for more moderators.

>>52715391
where big uranium

>>52715405
yeah i had that happen to me and it was a totally normal word i couldnt figure out

just buy a hydrogen etf or uranium ETF imo, yes you wont get full exposure especially for uranium.

lithium mining was huge for 2 years but i missed the boat

>sell my first covered call on Monday
>$195 TSLA expiration today
>TSLA closes at 194.86

kek

>>52715442
lucky ducky

ooooooooooooooo
OPEX is in the same week as fomc. its gonna be a very spicy week. vix has also basically reached the yearly low and we've been pumping for nearly 2 months straight.

i get the got gut feeling we've already hit bottom and been priced out, its surprising which is what makes it believable

>>52715453
I think we'll have a red week because "oh no 75 beepis points is on the table" from labor report, then CPI and FOMC week colliding with OPEX will give us the Santa rally.

>>52715384
That would be crazy actually. I wonder if we'd see endless world war when small countries begin to militarize at the speed of free energy. Imagine Luxembourg with a million Cyborg tanks
>>52715391
Oil is pretty cool. Some people think it regenerates. I don't know if it does but that's cool.
>>52715381
I feel like they should be talking about it soonish. What's the wait

He will save the market

>>52715434
Hydrogen is connected to oil too. For example, infrastructure for it is built by ENB in Canada, which is also responsible for oil pipelines.
When Toyota Mirai was released, hydrogen was sold by Chevron and Shell.
Parts for hydrogen cars are developed by Borg Warner.
Why I find it problematic? Well it doesn't exactly sound like a growth story. It's lots of money spent on R&D to produce a substitute for clients that would otherwise buy diesel car if they had no alternative. And since hydrogen is small part if business for those companies, I doubt it will put a dent on earnings anytime soon

>>52715472
they've already started making moves on nuclear, they just havent gone all out. it's also a recession at the moment.

https://www.energy.gov/articles/biden-harris-administration-announces-major-investment-preserve-americas-clean-nuclear

>>52715434
green energy especially in america is never going to be rapid growth the oil lobby is too powerful from the federal level all the way down to the municipal level they will manage to influence legislature to protect their bottom line. the average person still thinks a chernobyl style meltdown is still possible because of bigoil.

>>52715472
I imagine nuclear fusion reactors will only be reserved for the most important locations. California for example would get one that could then do desalinization and solve its water problem.

>>52713635
Just a /pmg/ anon here to check up on you guys and how you're doing. While I'm here can anyone tell me why orange juice futures seem to go up during financial hard times?
Music:https://youtu.be/VVu37EXgC7E

>>52715497
It could be very easy to shift it though, if congress wants it done it will be done. I think a push-pull fiscal policy would help accomplish it asap.

Subsidies for smallcaps and any reactor being built, and a nuclear version of carbon tax unless the company has shown to re-invest at least 5% (really anything) revenue into nuclear or hydrogen

>>52715468
yeah that is true, employment is still an issue with jpow, although his tone has become more dovish from what i gather.
looking at the dot plot we appear to be very near the target range for 2023 with not much more increase ahead.
this market is way too resilient, labor hasnt been responding to jpow. inflation is going to be a problem going into next year i think. honestly i dont think the fed went hard enough even though my folio is kill

>>52715367
Yeah, I've seen Event Horizon. I know how that shit ends!

>>52715512
Nuclear fusion would only become possible widespread through a system that slavery went through related to intense debates and governments involvement with other energy providers. I imagine nuclear fusion would require oil and other energy providers to put considerable cross-training work towards the electrical grid etc.

>>52714498
>divergence between the smart money and dumb money
what indicator is that?

>>52715516
im looking at the economic calendar and there isn't much going on next week that matters. we'll have a mid rally correction and go onto the santa rally. Will be buying as many calls as I can next friday before close.

>>52715538
i dont think fusion is necessary for nuclear to be the future

I've just been informed by my roomate the brownies I had eaten were ediables and will be kicking in as little as 30 minutes and I will be "greening out", I've never done weed bros what the fuck will happen , Im already drunk. Do I dare open my trading app

>>52715549
i think institutions are going to pump our bags to get their bonuses as others have said. this is all still heavily reliant on cpi/fed though

Bed time. Next week may be green. Then again it could dump. It's big toss up and no one knows anything. Watched Ep8 of chainsaw man. Main dude's still an idiot. Spoiler(small); Dude could've fucked the drunk girl from previous ep but turned her down. Won't say nothing else cause I don't wanna ruin it for anyone. (Half-demon girl is hot; thank god quality hentai exists of her. Unlike the dumb ass m.c I'd give her all my "sin" and do it very happily and suck on those nice tits to)

>>52713677
Michael Gayed is a literal god among men. The lumber/gold and leverage rotation strategies either one would have saved every SOXL shill from the 2022 drawdown. I sold my SOXL in April and will wait for BAKA to broach the 200 day before I get back in. I saved so much money doing that it's unreal and without reading that paper I would have rode it down a lot further before finally getting out

>>52715566
they'll wait for bobo to blow his load again next week and then, woosh, meltup short squeeze OPEX rally for the record books

The key tht comes before B hs finlly broken on my mechnicl keybord

>>52715226
You can read.

https://youtu.be/FF8r0JpxGn0
> Why are you buying stocks REEEEEE
> Haven't you heard Fed?!
> Why aren't you providing liquidity for our puts GOYIIIIIM

>>52715573
lumber/gold is correlated to interest rates, really not that impressive

>>52714606
she's almost standing up!

>>52715561
It’s all fun and games trading on drugs until you accidentally buy a nat gas options mutual fund with a 60 day lockup period anon

>>52714606
she's so naughty she needs a good spanking

>>52715453
>>52715468
squeeze when 50 bps?
>t.quad witching

>>52715030
February gigadump confirmed
Verification not required

>>52715625
so that's all the outta the money march 2023 put oi
>Verification not required.

Poem anon, where are you?

>>52715697
inside you

>>52715697
I am here

>>52715704
>poo ID

you really can't catch a break can you

I DO NOT HaVE aN a KEY THaT WORKS I aM TYPING PaRTIaLLy WITH a SCREEN KEYBOaRD

>>52715704
Dammit, I still have the 'poo' id
>>52715710
Yeah, last night I had 'cock'. Idk wtf is wrong with my life

>>52715715
Phone posters win again. And you faggots said we destroyed 4chan

Poem anon or anyone else. Here is the zoom link. I'm really high and fairly drunk so if you want to come talk to a hamchad, feel free

>>52715742
Oh, I was going to give a burner email, so you could send me the link. Give me a couple min to get ready and I'll join

>>52715742
Pathetic. Reminds me of that one guy that used to post his phone number here.

They're trying to say that SBF was ackchyually a republican now.

>>52714129
My boss always told me this:
1. Don't get shot or stabbed
2. Make sure you know what they took and when
3a. Ensure you are out of view from camera's, associates, and customers.
3b. If need be your store is having technical difficulties which is why no footage is available in that area.

We also had a LOT of red tap when it came to doing that portion of our job as asset protection. Honestly it's easier to scan through books and watch employees to see where internal theft and operational errors would occur.

>>52715759
60% dem/ 40% pub donations

>>52715621
week of the 14th is going to be the craziest week of this entire year thats for sure

>>52715748
Poem anon hurry up I have questions

>>52715827
I am in the call, I'm watching you cough

>>52713613
2023 is going to be a crab year my friend

>>52715788
someone needs to shop master splinter as bobo lol

Americans will never give up their favorite sugar fizzy beverages, it's recession proof. What's your favorite goyslurp ticker, /smg/ bros? I'm looking at KO, PEP, and MNST so far and I like the PEP chart best

>>52715261
At least someone was listening to JPOW and is doing their part to wreck things and make him happy.

>>52715741
Phone posters will inherit the boards

>>52715261
itll rally, this is how stocks react to layoffs typical.

Post your best 4chan posts

>>52715900
their e-commerce side of the company runs on quite tight margins, as long as interest keeps raising they are going to keep getting squeezed, and they arent really generating money from advertising now. their next earnings report wont be very strong if interest is still rising.

>>52714409
>/x/ tier afterlife believing schizos on /smg/
It's fascinating how far a place can fall having never been that good in the first place.

>>52715955
Is this you?

>>52715955
Christian website, Christian board
Fuck off faggot

>>52715949
If interest rates do keep raising above 5%, then it certainly will fuck Amazon stocks and the rest of retail I'd imagine.

Are we getting a Rocker video tonight?

>>52716029
their next earnings report is on feb1 and jpow has said interest rates will keep raising through the new year. their stock wont rally because of layoffs. even bezos himself has said projected earnings arent going to be very strong. that type of sentiment is going to kill any rally.

>futures

>>52716031
Hopefully yes. I'm editing it now.

Well, my interview with Rocker is over. Definitely turned into one of those types where the interviewer talked more than the interviewee, but oh well
>>52715905
This one is the classic

Apologize.

>>52716103
cant wait

>>52708888

Poem anon, I just rewatched the footage and this shit is gold!

>>52716160
Oh great. I hope I don't get kidnapped

>>52715561
>I've never done weed bros what the fuck will happen
Paranoid schizophrenia.

>>52715905

Oil sisters, are we sussing or bussing on Monday?

so now that russias war is over and gas doesnt cost $120/barrel when can we expect companies to stop charging $7 for 20g of flour?

>>52715905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UrpAuWTys

>>52716286
won't happen unless we have a recession and people can't afford to pay those prices #TrustThePlan #RapeHikes #I'mWithJPOW

#recessionproof has over 45 million hits on TikTok. Another case of the most obvious recession in history!

>>52716315
The only thing that's truly recession proof is looting and pillaging

>>52716315
JPow is conducting a psyop, if everyone thinks we're having a recession, people will naturally cut back on spending, creating a soft landing and bobo gets BTFO as well as everyone else who thought they were smart sitting in cash. I'm a subscriber to maximum pain theory and too many stupid people are betting on the same thing right now because it sounds smart

>>52716338
The pros I follow and respect predicted the fed would only be capable of increasing interest rates up to 2.5% before something broke and forced the fed to pivot. They were all wrong. The macro environment has proven to be extremely resilient. The faux soft landing to rug pull every bear is not out of the question. The real crash will occur, when people least expect it.

>>52716315
"Recession" is the new "pandemic". Both words used to mean something in the past but now both are synonymous with nothingburger.

>>52714760
atheist spirituality will always be cringe

>>52716160
Rocker how's that upload coming? I'm about ready to doze off... hopefully I don't wake up tomorrow cancelled or in a Chinese interrogation room

>>52716338
>if everyone thinks we're having a recession, people will naturally cut back on spending
Completely false people are idiots

Poem anon interview.
https://youtu.be/D0zwXQ2Y8bo
https://youtu.be/D0zwXQ2Y8bo
https://youtu.be/D0zwXQ2Y8bo

>>52716409
Oh good the voice filter worked

a new dawn is rising

>>52716409

>>52716315
KEK I'm just waiting for the #Depressionproof trend to happen next year with zoomers and twitch streamers waiting at soup kitchens.

Lol

>>52716389
I'm not an atheist. Love Sophia.

>>52716443
God is not a woman.

>>52716409
This is gonna be good

>>52716420
stunning

>>52716409
fuck you rocker I'm laying in bed with my gf and she was asleep but that opening sequence almost made me spit out my drink laughing and now she's awake wondering what the fuck I'm doing playing on my laptp so late

>>52716409
so glad Poem anon got cured of AIDS

>>52716450
Correct the real god monad does not have a gender.

>>52716409
kino

>>52716395
Your "disguise" is about as effective as butter on an ice patch to prevent slippage. You should be paranoid for the rest of your life because anyone anywhere could have seen this vid. They may not even tell you if they did but they'll be thinking it the entire time, silently, and barely be able to pay attention to the interaction, just constantly thinking "this is the dude from that vid".

>>52716516
thanks

>>52716409
any timestamped highlights

>>52716409
Is there a timestamp where you two masturbate together? asking for a friend

>>52716420
>markets been dumping since thier death

>>52716409
If this does wind up being the last one for a while, it's a good one to rest on (rather than outright end on because you should not outright end them at all). It really makes the reality of the Anons here real, like they are actual human beings here. The worth of that is really a lot to anyone that it's worth really a lot to. I hope you realize that and I hope others do to. I do at least.

>>52716588
new arc begins in 2 weeks

>>52716615
>It really makes the reality of the Anons here real, like they are actual human beings here
The Rocker persona and psyop are working I see

>>52716409
>stock market general
Fucking losers.

>>52716673
TBLT you nog.

>>52716693
I am unironically bullish on TBLT. They reached profitability last quarter so it’s all upwards from here…

>>52716409
lmfao, sauce for that intro?

>>52716409
I'm MD, by hearing his voice I can tell he definitely has HIV. But it's ok, meds nowadays are very god and he most likely lives normal life.

>>52714606
>falling anime girl pattern
Bullish for bonds, if you ask me

>>52716798
Very sad, that's disappointing that he lied to the interviewer, integrity is important for that channel to be successful. Thanks for sharing your expertise

>>52716848
You're welcome, lying about your condition is also one of the symptoms of HIV, so please be gentle with him.

>>52715261
How is it bearish that they are getting rid of waste?
As Musk's actions at twitter have shown, for most tech companies you could probably fire 80-90% of the workforce and the business would be barely impacted.

>>52715261
They hired 800k people in 2020-2021. Fired 10k+ in 2023. Oh horror. And most of it is HR and retail business.

>>52716909
That's just it, the layoffs won't stop at such a small number. Expect Bezos to trim even more fat soon.

>>52716936
Yeah, recession gives them good excuse to trim underperformers. Which is great, I wish my company fires some of the idiots that are not capable of delivering anything useful no matter how much time they spend on it.
And as >>52716874 pointed out, it's bullish, not bearish. Amazon is still hiring, so they will most likely simply replace fired people with actually useful goyim.

>>52716956
But there's freezing hires with AWS, so I can't see them caring enough to hire more wagies

>>52716409
poem anon is not boring. Lady is wrong

Incredibly bullish, TQQQbros

>>52716002
No, Christcucks should fuck off

If I use this exclusively for evil, I'm sure to profit like a jew would. The question is how?

>>52717341
use it for good

>>52717345
Then I'll stay broke like Jesus. When I want to ball like epstien

>>52717353
yeah we should try to be like epstein not jesus

any of you use VPN for steam? if you buy using vpn from say Turkey, will it activate the purchase only for that region or does it apply the purchase globally for your account?

>>52717399
most games are region unlocked
https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/58D3-B80D-2943-3CC6

>>52717428
shiiiiet niga i should be buying all my games with vpn.
vicy 3 costs $80.00 where i live but only $20 from turkey

Help. Ive been under a ton of stress recently. Had a very bad throat for about a month, and recently went on a 2k online gambling bender, with roughly 20k left for me to put in on a prayer, what the fuck should I do? Ive scared myself with how stupid ive gotten

>>52717597
buy a nice money market fund and dont gamble, we could dump

>>52717607
Got any good ones to recommend?

>>52717610
SQQQ
Expecting shit to profit on the 15th, Jobs were fucked and keep rising. No way JPow pivots now.

Since you like to gamble though put an equal amount on TQQQ and see how it pans out. Don't worry about decay you should at the very least break even.. hopefully

>>52717610
BIL
or SWVXX

you could also go short, but i dont know when we'll dump, peopled expect it though, just be careful

>>52717666
Nah if I short I know for sure that I will be too stupid and lose money, and ive certainly done enough damage to myself as is. It's not irrecoverable, since my net lose was honestly only 1k, since I hit a big win and I was really just fucking riding the high hard chasing the dragon for that spark of dopamine, but I ended up instead going full fucking retard, so im not looking to get too stupid.

>>52717694
Also to clarify I am not saying shorting is a dumb move, honestly I dunno, im just saying if I short I will find a way to ROYALLY fuck it up

>>52717710
stay in a money market or cash. every analyst thinks inflation is coming down, the fed will be less aggressive, but the real recession dump is gonna happen soon in the next 2-4 months. we have pumped all the way back to 4060, so it could be a huge reversal soon. its dangerous to be a hero, i am accumulating cash

>>52717597
Invest 10k in soxl. I guarantee that within a month you will be up 10 percent at least, then after, sell, uninistall everything, close ALL accounts, because you aren't cut out for this shit if you are that impulsive

>>52717744
How long would my cash be locked up for in a money market? I plan on looking for houses in april or may with an older sibling who is gonna room with me and I wanna make sure id have enough out for the agreed upon budget + 6 months expenses while locking the rest away tight

>>52717759
its very liquid you can sell it anytime, you get a small dividend payout every month, its like a high interest savings account

>>52717784
Ah ok, I guess it wouldnt hurt to shove all but like super immediate expenses in there and say "fuck it" then, so long as I meet the minimum requirements

next
>>52717871
>>52717871
>>52717871

>>52714577
>>52714760
OK schizo

You do know that DXY peaking usually correlates with bear market bottoms?

>>52715030
>claims major change will occur
>listed events is just more of the same shit already happening
Super gay and pointless.