/biz/ - Business & Finance

Putin more like poopin.

>Cannabis

>>52711245
DUDE

>>52711226
Are the niggers out of money yet, or is there still more profit in selling ghetto bullshit?

I miss "lol, lmao even" posts bros. It's almost like everything is back to normal and noone is cynical anymore.

>>52711245
damn bro you can buy a whole ounce of chronic with those gains.

>>52711213
+3.3% in 24 hours on my brand new $200 account. All positions green.

Literally the exact same movement today as yesterday. Fuck this rigged nigger market.

>>52711245
They should be voting on the SAFE bank act soon, it's buried in the National Defence Appropirations Bill and has bipartisan support so it's likely to pass. But that being said I rotated out of all my WEED and everything into SKYT.
>SKYT Green
>SOXL Red

>>52711261
did you see the california reparations panel stuff?

The Bears mad
The Bulls sad

The Crab is king
Its Pincers really sting

SKYT green
Haters being mean

See you at Movie Night
Hopefully its another Fright

APSI up 41.2% today closing at the HOD @ .60 cents. Do some simple research over the weekend and be in it Monday morning at the open. Still an easy 10X from here. Have a great weekend everyone.

>>52711289
Do you actually think any of that will happen?
It's too ridiculous.

>>52711299
i cant buy penny stocks

>>52711294

Fucking crabs...

>Goyim financial advisor

I'm not going to make it am i?

>>52711305
I am fairly convinced nothing is too ridiculous anymore. This is the state that decriminalized both aids and shoplifting

>>52711299
> research
lol, lmao even
I simply ask my female broker to buy every pennystock I see mentioned on /smg/. The trick is to hang up before she asks any questions.

>>52711307
I'm sorry to hear that. See you Monday

>>52711305
Dont see why it wouldnt happen. We're the same retarded state thats spending billions to build hobo shacks...cause they cant be homeless if they have homes ammirite?

DXY weekly close is confirming the reversal again
103.166 next week

I bought natural gas

Here's a taste

>>52711264
Nice gains.

>>52711327
faggot

So now that everyone is long, we're back to algo trading among themselves

>>52711391
If my post made you seethe so much, I guess you're going to get a stroke by looking at >>52711313

If your post is real though, then congrats. If I were you I would spend some of it ony psychotherapy to deal with your insecurities.

Grabbed a few VIX calls at close. Weekly RSI on the VIX has a 100% historical bounce at these levels, I'll take the odds.

>this time it's different

>>52711264
Lol, lmao even
You are literally quoting the meme chart, return to normal. No santa rally this year. DAX did 9 green weeks. And they were big green ones. Not itty bitty asian cock candles, outperforming shit and piss 500. If you think this is normal and not an indication that we got another -40% coming you are a nigger monkey faggot bull kaffer

>>52711403
>everyone is long
how would you know that? Any tickers in TradingView to verify this?

>>52711428
Thank you anon, your post reads like poetry

So we got the ECB speech now,the fuck are they going to say?

What the fuck is going on with AMZN?

>>52711435
Just think about it for a bit.

>>52711440
irrelevant

Somehow..... the crab has returned
>>52711428
We haven't seen the meme chart posted in a while

>>52711454
I found it odd theyre also going to speak on sunday,after the OPEC meeting

>>52711413
You made $500 today. Why are you even posting here? /smg/ is a fuggen mess. All you newfag gay kids have totally fucked this place up. I only come here to help my frens. Now go play WOW with your little sister, kid. No one here gives af about your losses or retardation. I have no time for you. Have a nice weekend

>>52711446
>double your workforce in 2020 from 800,000 to 1.6 million
>layoff only 10,000 going into a recession
lmfao

>>52711305
The country is $30 trillion in debt. What does it matter anymore? Might as well just keep rolling with the handouts until the great reset happens in another 7 years. Might as well make yourself look good on the way out.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn't it more diverse to have a country with both hardcore racists and trannies, then only having a country with trannies? So why do diversity experts want only a country with trannies, that’s way less diversity

>>52711423
VIX actually looks like its bottoming. DIA DJT XLF BAKA IWM all look like they're way over bought. Source: MACD/RSI

The top is in
Dumbfuck millenials are buying thinking they got a good deal

>>52711510

>>52711477
its just some conference. bank of thailand anniversary. lagarde is like von der leyen, absolutely incompetent and the worst that could happen to the eu after merkel

>>52711299
>Do some simple research over the weekend and be in it Monday morning at the open

>Aqua Power Systems Inc. does not have significant operations. The company intends to engage in merger or acquisition opportunities. Previously, it was focused on the goal of developing solar energy collection farms on commercial and/or industrial buildings located on distressed, blighted, and/or underutilized commercial land in North Carolina and other southern states of the United States. The company was formerly known as NC Solar Inc. and changed its name to Aqua Power Systems Inc. in August 2014. Aqua Power Systems Inc. was incorporated in 2010 and is based in Winter Park, Florida.

Unless you've got some other information I think that's about enough simple research for me, but Im all ears if you've got some interesting info.

>>52711519
beats nov 2021

>>52711519
she seems single, think I got a chance?

>>52711520
That’s my peepoo picture now tranny

>>52711538
>think I got a chance?
Her eggs look dried up so probably.

>>52711532
you was saying they were going to buy a trucking company in angola yesterday

>>52711524
>thailand
i wonder if shes into SS

>>52711553
*he

>uh yeah
>ima soxl baggie
>microchippies mah thang
>holdan since 2020
>still down I ironhand it they like me like stinkie linkie marines
>bobo aint cool mumu my homie we get bitches on our horns bobo get shit stuck in his fur
>give me leverage I'll stack em calls
>powell aint shit I buy more give me those interest raises I buy more you aint scare me old man these chippies be the future
>I dont need thinkan I got my bros on ES EM GEE they buy I buy they sell I buy they paper handed I diamond handed never finna sell clap back if you diamonds I hear that echo like the ice I play with them no SOXLers be mad we get that bling bling

>>52711519
>Default on two loans
what the fuck...

>>52711305
>>52711348
>>52711318
Boy they gonna riot till they get their $200k

>>52711584
that's not what that headline is saying

You guys are bearish right? If we can't even admit were in a reccesion just imagine what happens when SHTF
Hold SQQQ sell when up 25% buy when it drops 20% it's the easy

>>52711584
...where do you get that? I read "failed attempts at buying" as she got outbid, and didn't have anything else to do with what she saved for a down payment

>>52711532
Traditional Trucking in Angola Indiana is merging into APSI. None of that other BS greentext you posted matters. You obviously know nothing about the OTC. Stay in your lane, kiddo. Stick with your SOXL

after the fake and gay pump wednesday I was definitely eying some overnight puts yesterday but decided to sit out because my tax bill is already going to be ridiculous and dont want to pay another 40% on a winning trade

might just inverse momentum dec 14th with the next fed decision

>>52711604
We're not, this year was a correction. I've said it before, in a debtmaxxed economy:

>corrections are recessions
>recessions are financial crisis

>>52711617
>>52711602
Oh I misread.

>>52711624
So they will uplist to NASDAQ with this merge right?

>>52711624
>Traditional Trucking in Angola Indiana is merging into APSI
Why would a trucking company merge with a company that plans to put solar panels on derelict real estate but doesnt actually do anything? Shit reads like any other pink shit scam pump and dump but hey itll probably moon just because it makes no sense. I will stay in my lane thanks.

>>52711635
>I don't wanna make money because my tax bill will be higher
I've seen stupider things on smg but this is up there

Up 13 cents today. Lfg

>>52711656
>We're not, this year was a correction.
>layoff only 10,000 going into a recession

>>52711604
thinking about taking profits on RIO, BHP, FCX and LPX
but if it's only rates going up then they may all do pretty well in that environment
if SHTF we would do a infinite printing bail out, lets not delude ourselves
so really companies with low debt and TIPS are probably the best bet
maybe bonds once we hold at a steady interest rate
TLDR bearish on shitco's with lots of debt

>>52711659
yep

>>52711665
dude...just stick with your SOXL. I don't have time for you retards. You're clueless, kid. Do this place a favor and just stfu and go away. /smg/ is a miserable mess because of low IQ fags like you.

>>52711675
The retards say it all the time, usually about divvys for some unknown reason.

>risk management guide gone from OP
This will end well.

>>52711711
Correction in stock prices yeah, Amazon's retarded business decisions just means they'll see a bigger one unless layoffs are massive going into next year.

W A L L O F W O R R Y

don't make an investment mistake that you can't recover from frens

>>52711778
Bah,nobody did bother reading it anyway

20 days of chart patterns on the SPX 10 min time frame.

Currently forming a rising broadening wedge.

>>52711790
Maybe that's why I'm still up for the year.

>>52711711
you know amazon hired 800,000 people from 2019-2022 right? 10,000 lazy PoC's getting laid off is a nothing burger and sensationalized in the news cycle.

Yellow: Back month (VXV) vs. Front month volatility (VIX)
Brown: VIX
Purple: SPX

Heading into territories last seen at the tops of bear market rallies.

>>52711819
We're in a bull market.

>>52711831
Based on what?

>>52711831
no we're not in a bull market until SPX breaches 4100 and stays above till market close. I think we're headed down here for a bit thanks to stupid fucking job openings no one wants that have no right to exist, but the santa rally will begin after CPI comes in lower again and the fed sticks with 50 bps.

im just going to "forget" paying taxes this year. probably next year too.

>reddit, /smg/, CNBC, Cramer, Twitter, Stocktwits all expecting a santa rally
Not a chance in hell it's happening.

>>52711852
Based on inflation rolling over while the economy is still strong and the Fed set to moderate the pace of future hikes.

>>52711887
For there to be a rally there has to be a dump.

>>52711831
Wait until OPEC turns off the tap and J-Pow gives some 75bps cocaine to bears.

Whoever rigged the job numbers must be loaded with puts.

>>52711896
there will be one, we will dump until CPI

>>52711790
>2020
Just imagine- he could have been posting on 4chan about how he's 23, lost all his money on /biz/ and can't get laid because zoomer women are all gigawhores. Instead he's dead. Sad.

>FINANCIALLY DEVASTATED
Kek.

Threw away $3k trading options for the first time because I forgot we were in clown world. Anything cool I can I do with what's left with this account or should I just go back to TQQQ?

>>52711789
>>52711790
You can recover from every investment you just have to drive fast enough and flee to a country where extradition is illegal.

>>52711910
Hope so bro, hope so.

>>52711893
Who cares, banks are utterly fucked this time, even more than '08

>people burning through savings -> less collateral to hand out new loads, even with fractional reserve requirements
>high yields scaring people off from buying houses which consequently pushes house prices down -> margin_call_time.exe

The upcoming recression will be like no other.

> OTC penny stock pumps on news that is 2 months old
> on the exact same day, right after close, an enlightened chad comes in to spread his wisdom
I must say, there is nothing more bullish than that. I'm saying that as a person who invested in Garbage Don

>>52711952

>>52711960
penny stock scam pump and dump jeet bullshit is as old as /smg/ is I still remember one called "silverton adventures" and endless garbage posts about how theyre going to moon and then you look up the financials and its a shell company in a strip mall that gets rebranded every two years.

>>52711876
bidens bill better™ IRS army might want a word.

>>52711973
kek yeah, it's fun when you catch it on upwards momentum. I wish I still had a screencap of an anon responding to someone advertising an airlane stock that had headquarters in literal shed.

>>52711963
I'm not into cults, no matter how nice they might sound.

>>52711973
Give me a solid bear case on SKYT.

>>52711998
>The upcoming recression will be like no other.

>>52711952
The banks and the Fed have many more tools at their disposal this time it doesn’t matter.

>Friday night
What can I get you, anon?

>>52711928
Double down and get your money back. Fortune favors the bold.

>>52712025
oh tell me... what can the fed do besides the ramping up of interest and speaches?

>>52712030
Cyanide please, on the rocks

I am financially bored. How do I resist the urge to trade instead of buy and hold?

>>52712044
Mmm S tier Peaches.

My favorite.

Man this whole week fucking sucked, nothing but crabs, kangaroos and salads.

But I find it interesting that Amazon was gradually losing all those gains. What happened? Cyber Monday sales were shit like Black Friday?

>>52712059
become systematic instead of discretionary

>>52712030
What do you have for European lagers? I'll take a Zywiec if you got one.

>>52712059
You look at this chart and buy fucking puts

>>52712030
Get me a wife that is better than my ex and would bare my children who also loves me dearly.

>>52712030
Rum and red gatorade for me

>>52712024
You don't have to be an literal autist to realise that, mate.

>>52712030
Whiskey on the cock please

"FED WHISPERER SAYS AFTER NOV JOBS REPORT THE FED IS LIKELY TO RAISE RATES ABOVE 5% IN 2023"

Hmm, bearish for stocks? No pivot?

>>52712100

>>52712100

>FED keeps saying no pivot
>People surprised when no pivot

>>52712129
decade long bull run is a hell of a drug

>>52712129
>Fed’s face when CNBC misleads the market into thinking a Fed pivot is imminent for the fourth time

So what is Michael Burry doing? I remember hearing a few months ago that he was short on META and some other stocks. Anyone know what his next moves are?

>>52712144
Those are some terrible implants,jeez

>>52711819
I'm just going to keep buying AAPL puts for march

>>52712151
Hold on I've got him on bloomberg terminal right now

>>52712059
Find hobbies or other passive income projects.

SANTA RALLY

>first time buying options instead of writing them
>stock literally doesn't move for multiple days
>0.0%
>get raped by IV crush
cool, at least it's dated 7 months from now

>>52712172
Still cant fucking believe germany lost to fucking japan.What the fuck happened?

>>52711906
OPEC will turn it off but the data that oil is 150 dollars a barrel won't reach the fed until mid January

Nothing brings me joy anymore besides banging my jewfu in the butt or watching SOXL die. I've conquered local jam and pickle market. What else is there to achieve?

>>52712197
>diversity is our strength!

>>52712059
https://movie-sounds.org/horror-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-american-psycho/get-a-goddamn-job-al-lxq

>>52712210

>>52712129
I mean I do remember people keep saying December 14th would be the pivot day, but it seems like bullshit

>>52712030
Bourbon. Im learning to understand the american borbon market.

>>52712255
bourbon is the best

>>52712241
king Qtard clif high says Dec 13-15th are going to be exciting. Not sure if up or down tho

>>52712208
I mean i dont know.portugal losing to SK,this is one wierd world cup to say the least

>>52712265
I found I enjoyed it. Was some random company I didnt know about but I was never a big drinker but the taste intrigued me. I cant really stand beer and such.

>>52711446
I'm wondering the same too. Inside info about even more layoffs and cutting off shit like Twitch in the future perhaps?

>>52712288
my favorite was wild turkey 101, but maker's 46 is also really good imo.

>>52712302
Thanks anon. I work in oil so cant drink much but one of these days going to try stuff.

Beer gang.

>>52712330
Cheers Sire. Homebrew is tops.

>>52712319
>i work in oil
Chemist or engi?
You should try some of pic related too

>>52712330
>beer
Fatty

I work
Ask me anything

>>52712319
I'm down too much and trading my way out of heavy losses still, I miss trying new stuff all the time, rarely did I ever get the same bottle twice, just fun to have different tastes all the time

>>52712064
name?

>>52712346
Hey fuck you I'm a fit manlet.

Please Santa I have been a good boy, can I please have at least a 5% dip?

>>52712100
>terminal rate priced in at 4.75%
>we'll go to 5%
not spooky enough

>>52712345
Neither, rigside MWD. Otherwise i could drink.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52712100
>FED WHISPERER
Who the fuck is this guy? I bet it's Jerome just trolling everybody with a pseudonym.

Its now the weekend

>>52711519
Why are millenials so retarded when it comes to investing?

WTF I have 3k euro in that company. I've been bamboozled

>>52712375
>rigside MWD
Shit,ive seen shit on the rekt thread,spooky stuff

>>52711519
How the fuck do you fail to buy a house at 31?
I bought a condo with a 50K down payment after two years of working at 22

>>52711675
the risk of a 100% loss is worse than the potential gain of 60%

you'd have to be ultra certain

>>52712414
If its anything like my dum fuck friends its spending most of their salary on door dash

>>52711538
Are you black?

>>52712406
Blackstone is getting redeemed because people need liquidity and they have been juicing ther real estate numbers.

>>52712406
>no one allowed to sell
bullish

>>52712398
Everyone is retarded at investing. That's why 60/40 dca performs the best overall longterm for most people.

>>52711973
>>52711960
The issue with the penny stocks is that they will sell into any buy orders, but when you go to cash out NOBODY is buying. You were the exit liquidity and now all you have is a worthless stock even though you were "up" 40% , it was entirely you and other suckers pumping. As soon as the pump is done it's over for the baggies

>>52712434
I'm so tempted to VT and chill but I want the VXUS foreign tax credit

>>52712423
Yeah, with high interest rates I expect real estate market to stall. But that's fine, the only reason I bought BX is to get raped by jews down the line.

>>52712100
They will get to 5% and most likely stop. Check the 2 year yield. That is what the Fed has always followed. Two more rate hikes and they will most likely pause.

When the FUCK do I go short on everything?

>>52712444
> checked
Also, I'm not buying into this thing for sure unless there was some legit news today that there is to "research". As you said, once stock is pumped, it's advertised to lure in exit liquidity. It might continue to pump if advertising was good enough, but at this point it's just retards playing musical chairs with each other.

>>52712100
Why is anyone surprised? No I'm serious fucking why? They literally said they will raise rates until we get back to low inflation or unemployment goes high enough for a recession

>>52712450
Check the charts. Rate increase is almost over.

>>52712452
December 31, 2021.

>>52712452
You had your chance for 12 months (and counting) to short. If you didn't by now I don't know what to tell you.

>>52712452
>49
The wall didnt get close to this one huh

>>52712030
Your finest claret my good man

>>52712450
I honestly don't think they will even get to 5%.
4.75 is the most likely outcome.

>>52712447
Tbh right now I am considering bond laddering this years retirement allocation in treasuries and waiting for a bit. I just don't see anything but crab and bear cycles for a long time for stocks

>>52712498
The problem is inflation lasts at least a year or so. The food we eat next year is being planted right now with expensive fertilize and seeds

>>52712452
booba

>>52712498
What about inflation, wouldn't you expect inflation to pump corporations' pockets? Or do you expect interest rates to suck out all of the excess liquidity together with earnings compression?

>>52712151

>>52712522
Dollar cost averaging bros are making gains. For people who like to time the market though they have been cash money for over a year now

>>52712524

>>52712452
Shorting starts dec 12th. Until then feel free to short the dollar.

>>52712513
I wouldn't be very surprised if somebody fucks over farmers and crashes the grain prices in the next six months or so.

>>52712542
Europe is doing everything they can to fuck over its farmers

>the stock market doesn't bottom on average until 9 months after the fed stops hiking rates

>Why yes I listened to the SOXL_shill and invest solely in SOXL, how could you tell?!

>>52712553
>9 months
so is the stock market pregnant?

>>52712549
europe is beyond fucked.

>>52712531
I DCA too, couldn't be bothered at this point, stock market it's just place for me to park part of my savings. I also seem to be doing much better (as in less retarded things) since I stopped trading.

>>52712553
The market has already bottomed. No recession.

>>52712556
>even the AI keeps the man shoulders

>>52712556
>they all have tranny colors hair.
You're on thin ice ai.

>>52712562
Germany especially is committing energy suicide. Moving their entire grid to green solar and wind. They even rejected the creation of LNG import sites because the 20 year contracts would "take too long"

They are going to waste trillions only to end up with their infrastructure failing. Ever looking up how long it takes evem residential solar panels to pay for themselves? Even in sunny desert areas its decades. They will break down before you get your ROI

>>52712470
Also hs on us02y. See you guys at 3.9

>>52712553
how many datapoints were used to calculate this average? Is this statistically significant at all?
I have a slight problem with stats like this. It takes very long time for anything to happen in financial world. At the same time, recorded hostory of investing is quite short, and one must remember that circumstances keep changing (i.e. tech sector from 5 decades ago looks completely different compared to now).
I don't know, I guess what I'm saying is that stats like that give us false sense of understanding the markets, and I would be careful with making decissions based on that.

Blessed it be thy market crash. Bless it be die death. Bless it be by Tragedy. Bless it be thy Bear. Bless by thy insolvency because all bears go broke failing to short a bear market.

>>52712560
giving birth to recessions

>>52712391
It's Nickileaks >>52712372

>>52712589
The last time inflation was this bad we needed the interest rate about 10% to stop it. ((Everyone)) seems to be coping that its just temporary supply chain issues and not the fact that we increased the money supply by 25% in two years

>>52712605
>Nick Timiraos
Totally sounds like a legit name.

>>52712609
Inflation is coming down. And it will be coming down fast and hard.

>>52712406
Bunch of fucking rats lmao

>>52712625
Why do you post those effeminate things?

>>52712630
Because it's beary funny.

>>52712629
Hey, don't insult rats. They help us test medicine and are affectionate pets who appreciate if you take care of them.

>>52712625
Do you mean the rate of inflation will slowly decrease or do you mean we will have deflation?

>>52712406

>>52712647
Deflation, which scares the central bankers more than Jesus Himself

>>52712647
No way in hell does the fed allow deflation. It would fuck our debt based society so hard. They'd sooner go japan negative rates before that happens

>>52712625
>Inflation is coming down
bearly.

>>52712406
Thank you for your donation, goyim.

>>52712659
at the first sign of deflation the printer goes into hyper overdrive

>>52711245
Tried weed twice both times I just feel a delay in my senses for 2 hours and then have brainfog and cant even focus my vison for 20 hours after shit sucks

>>52712659
To be fair Jesus had a history of flipping out on bankers.

>>52712406

>>52712686
He specifically whipped the shit out of the jews charging people to go in the temple. Jews tried to categorize people into worthy and unworthy of his grace i.e. "muh chosen people" shit and so he got righteously wrathful

Best part is that he actually handcrafted the whips himself. He left, fashioned them, and then came back still furious at them

>>52712661
Why did the fed allow deflation in 2000 and 2008?

>>52712694
>Asset Deflation
Tangible assets or digital 1's and 0's?

>>52712694
If your meaning that the cost of everyday stuff (groceries,gas,etc) all fall while my salary keeps right on going, hell bring it on!. More green that stays in my pocket the better.

>>52712704
Numbers? Only deflation year was 2009 and 2015 with barely 0% and 0.1%

>korean spammer got hammed
Based mods

>>52712741
what did he do? just avatar fagging rule broken?

>>52712720
So they'll pivot when we hit 0, when we're currently at 7.7% No one is afraid of deflation right now

>>52712757
Yeah thats my guess. Faggot wants to larp like the bunny retard

>>52712757
his other posts are up, he probably just didn't like his answer and deleted his post

>>52712759
Bingo, anyone scared of deflation is straight mental

>>52712647
Increase of inflation. Asset deflation will occur when the real crash happens. Consumer goods will be inflationary. Leading to a severe decrease living standard in the west. Poor countries and emerging economies will have a small increase of living standards. It will be similar to the dot com bust. CBCD is the big mystery. It will def. play a part in the next crash.

The mainstream media is already sending out hints of this occurring. Check the screenshot.

Had no internet the whole day but the market just crabbed anyway

>>52712785
Nice /pol/ larp. Now back it up with literally any data

>>52712207
That's some nice jizzed meat you're selling.

>>52712448
Their private REIT wont really affect them too much. Probably. Unless they fudged actual numbers on that. I dunno. Would honestly seem kimd of stupid to me. More likely their clients are just searching for liquidity especially from Asian clients.

>>52712807
People are generally referring to oil, stocks & home prices when mentioning deflation.
You're being autistic.

>>52712522
QT and fed hikes will compress earnings. You already saw that q3 begin. Corporate profit reading this morning went negative. People have said as long as fed hikes remain market won't bottom.

>>52712452
Same candle for me this year.
I would like to oy her vey,
if (You) know what I am alluding to.

>>52712865
picrel

>>52712556
the average vtuber

>>52712625
It cant until umemployment goes up. Wage-inflation spiral will continue until the two begin to diverge.

Just so you all know, I'm buying and I'm holding and there's nothing you can do to stop me. "Oh it went down!" Good. I bought more. What are you gonna do about it? Give me more cheapies? Good. I actually got an engineering education, faggots. I can do this all day. All year. All decade. Don't fuck with me.

Have sex, bobo, you little virgin bitch.

>>52712901
>They don't know about meh faux soft landing.
Unless there is a black swan that I can't price in. The fake soft landing is the most likely outcome for early next year.

>>52712916
cool story bro
i dare you to leverage up like a real man
buy some calls on your favorite 3x ETF
bonus points if they have strikes within the next 3 months

>>52712901
As evidence: wage growth was up .6% in november and average working hours fell. You now have more money in consoomers hand to consoom with. Inflation go up. I expect fed funds futures might go 50/50 by next week on 50 vs 75.

>>52712916
Go for it.

>>52712710
In your dreams. They’ll never give the suckers an even break.

>>52712207
Holy shit that's a lot of cum

>>52712703
I thought it was about the merchants inside selling pigeons to the poor for animal sacrifice. Am I mistaken?

I’m currently trying to understand my faith better, and I’ve read some of the gospels thus far as well as Isaiah

Its Friday so here's audio from the Chicago pit during The Flash Crash of May 6th, 2010.

https://youtu.be/rLvDpStdRUQ?t=331

Unlike some of you anons with high paying jobs or even a decent income...
I use my investments to pay for my education. I've managed to not take out any loans. I have paid for all my expenses using my investments since I started in 2020.

My big breaks have been:
>PLTR
>GME
>SPAC bubble
>Oil
>and SIGA
I can't afford to be wrong or DCA like a braindead fuckwit. I have to both preserve my wealth and grow it and withdraw from it occasionally.

IF YOU DO HAVE A STEADY INCOME, please PLEASE at least DCA like 90% of your investments into a vanguard fund. You have no idea how much I want to do that, but I can't because I can't afford to lose money. When I see some of you making tons of money losing it all on some stupid options play it drives me crazy. You could have generational wealth just by DCAing into a fucken vanguard fund.
I'm convinced Scoopsies is just a diversity hire, no way someone that makes that kind of money can be so fucken stupid.otherwise. And CLF anon, holy FUCK, dude donated $500k to some Wallstreet fuckward when he could have turned it into millions without DOING ANYTHING.
I don't know why I'm rambling. Too many beers. Just invest most of your money wisely if you have a steady income. Not all of us do.

>>52713097

Welp, 4 interviews set up. 3 on indeed, 1 from an employee reference. Nobody showed up for the interviews. Fuck it, I'll just absorb the hours and do the job myself. Poem anon, I have to warn you. I may be a little rabid tonight.

>>52713094
I'm imagining this is the kikes watching the Twitter files drop rn.

>>52713097
> I've managed to not take out any loans.
Shame, biden would have taken 10k off of it....for free.

>>52712710
>>52713097

Another good example of what I'm talking about. You have a steady income, a good job, and instead you're WASTING your money buying absolute fucken GARBAGE. When I finally finish this fucken masters program I'm going to shit on you by just DCAing. Fuck you, you're nothing but a fundraising operation for Wallstreet.

Fellas why in the world is Dillards' stock so high? My 85yo grandpa is on a full blown anti dillards rant saying they arent like they used to be and nobody shops there. Short Dillards. You're welcome

>>52713097
Based boozin Bogle.

>>52713106
>nobody showed up
well at least it wasnt your birthday

ELON RELEASED THE DIRTY DOSSIER.

>>52712950
>I'm buying and I'm holding for however long it takes. It costs me nothing to hold shares of stocks in good semiconductor companies
>OH WOW BIG MAN HOW ABOUT YOU LEVERAGE YOUR TRIPLE LEVERAGE AND OH YEAH NOW YOU HAVE 3 MONTHS OR YOU LOSE EVERYTHING HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT HUH????

are you retarded or just pretending?

>>52713161
I wish I had a birthday party one day.

>>52713106
Ok. I'll be sober and sleepy probably
I did a mic check earlier, so should be good there

>>52713106
what's the job? what's the pay? post the ad.

Why is Yahoo showing KO earnings to be close to $3b, but when you mouse over 3Q2022 it shows just $1.9B?

>>52713187
Meh,people only show up for the free food and thats it.i'd rather not have one

>>52713197
Unless you live in southeast Michigan there's no point in even telling you.
>>52713188
We'll have to use zoom to do it and I already have it set up. I'm gonna take an early day anyway because fuck it why not. Nobody else has to put in an honest days work, why should I?

>>52713097
>You could have generational wealth

why the fuck should i care about that? what evidence is there that there is even any sort of an afterlife when i die? why the fuck should i care about having kids who are gonna party and do drugs and be pieces of shit with the money i worked my whole life to make?

fuck that. i make money for me. i'm spending that shit. generational wealth? try early retirement, faggot.

>>52713218
>Unless you live in southeast Michigan there's no point in even telling you.

i'm not working for you you piece of shit, i actually have an education and i'm white. i just want to see it and laugh at you and your troubles. post it already you pussy.

>>52713097
>at least DCA like 90% of your investments into a vanguard fund
god no! Theyre all terrible right now, pretty sure most /smg/ outperforms them. That shits for the plebs.

>>52713218
What time do you think I should be ready? I might need to run out later

>>52713106
There are 6k job offerrings in Ann Arbor right now. Good luck mate. I might sign up in a year after I move to USA. The only condition I have is that I must be allowed to take a break at 9:30AM to post WTFWT on /smg/

>>52713236
I ain't posting shit you nigger
>>52713282
You'll have time to do that, I can wait.

>>52713106
Use it as justification, ask for more pay.

>>52711226
Where are the cheap stocks with high dividend yields? I miss comfy divvy anon like you motherfuckers could not believe. Spending huge on low volume but my returns are nothing but up even in shit economies . . . slowly

>>52713312
i always knew you were a coward. just like your father.

>leave for almost 3 hours
>same thread is still going
grim

>>52713097
woah... you started in 2020... the easiest year to make money since recorded history

that's crazy bro. ill be sure to write this all down

>>52713335
Markets closed & its friday what do you expect?

>>52713335
a staggering number of smg anons have committed suicide recently

>>52713335
this happens literally every weekend starting on friday after market close, nigger. this your first week on /smg/?

>>52713364
>>52713346
i miss the 2021 bullrun. nonstop posting weekdays, weekends, all hours.

>>52713326
Dunno what comfy means for you, personally I'm not worried about those:
KO, PEP, ADN.TO, GOLD, BHP, BSET, DOW, WILC, GS (banks might have issues maintaining liquidity if we see economic slowdown), HIMX, INTC, JXN, JNJ, PG, SBSW, SU, CNQ, UMC
You would have to check them and see if they match your definition of comfy yourself.
Personally I don't think that there are many safe hi divvy yield stocks. You can find some in commodities, but those are usually cyclical.

any merit to memorizing candle formations like hammers, comets, dragonflies, gravestones, etc.?

inb4 >memorizing tea leaf patterns

i just need more defined entry/exit conditions rather than fucking eyeballing it

we recovered almost what we lost form jobs data, was it a nothingburger?

>>52713422
all you need are moving averages and bull/bear flags, anon. after that it's all just risk management.

>Gayed calling for a market crash

What do I short? Or do I just long VXY?

And what have I missed in /smg/? Any good content?

>>52713345
Yeah, and yet these past 6 months have been my best yet.
You smug fuck, go ahead and ignore the most rational advice you'll get on smg.

>>52713331
Papa rocker could turn your bussy into Swiss cheese without even breaking a sweat.

Interesting stats for today:
- Amazon added 800k new jobs in 2020 and 2021
- They laid off 10k people this year, mostly HR and retail business
Is this it bros? Is this the end of USA economy?

>>52713507
WHAT is your advice though? Passive invest? I do that as a core position yeah

>>52713505
>Gayed
Gayed is a fucking retard. We're going to have a dip, maybe down to like, 3800 next week but we'll have the santa rally for CPI week after.

New

>>52713581
>>52713581

>>52713097
please no reee at me

>>52713440
>just risk management
>just
>risk management
>just
>risk
>management
>just

>>52712452
I recommend buying puts on DIA now. Also, look at ROST and TJX. The implied volatility is very low so the outs are very cheap. Look at the charts they are running out of gas and soft goods get crushed during a recession.

>>52715777
If you want to be more speculative, look into ETSY puts. The stock could easily lose over half its market cap during a downturn, and there is some probability of bankruptcy. 7-8x sales is a joke for this company with no moat.