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Should I invest $500 to hire a professional to help me with my virginity issue?

>> No.52711663
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>>52711636
no. $500 is highway robbery. wait for either the bubble to burst or interest rates to be sub 2% and capitulate $500 then

>> No.52711706

>>52711636
Virginity is no issue unless you're out of shape and don't have hobbies

>> No.52714131

>>52711636
you mean a prostitute? sure, $500 is kind of expensive though, you could get a nice whore in Amsterdam for $50

>> No.52714167

>>52711636
I’ll do it for free. What’s your @?

>> No.52714308

>>52711636
not if it involves a condom. srs. that's barely even sex
go to a rub+tug. they'll probably jerk or suck you off with no condom for less. some even eat ass.

>> No.52714340

By professional you mean a pajeet?

>> No.52714436

>>52714308
Unless you know 100% the woman you are having sex with has no stds it is retarded to not wear a condom especially if you are dealing with literal whores

>> No.52714444

Do any of you make your sugar babies take an STD test before you fuck for the first time?

>> No.52715262

Anons help I'm trying to get my dick wet here.

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>>52711636
Sure, I see no problem with this.

>> No.52715330

>>52715303
That made me laugh.

>> No.52715352

>>52711636
>issue
You will never be a wizard

>> No.52715535

>>52715303
kek

>> No.52715706

>>52714444
checked

>> No.52715734

i'm 25 so i'll be able to summon succubi in a few years. are 3d women even worth it?

>> No.52715770

>>52715734
Only if you genuinely love each other. There is no bigger waste of time, money, and energy than trying to jump through hoops set up by a woman who was never going to give you her heart. When you meet the right person, forming a relationship with her feels like the easiest thing you've ever done.

>> No.52716307

>>52711636
it wont make you any happier or relieved if thats what youre looking for

>> No.52716318

>>52715770
>There is no bigger waste of time, money, and energy than trying to jump through hoops set up by a woman who was never going to give you her heart.
Yes

>> No.52716356

>>52711636
>$500
I did that for $300. Pricey yes but worth it for my 1st time

>> No.52716524

You will need money either way, whether it's going to nice restaurants and movies, spending on gifts and then getting in after a few months or if you directly pay a whore. So wear a condom and just go for the whore, at least your heart won't break when it's done.

>> No.52716722

>>52711636
The first time I had sex I was 17 and paid 20$ for it, it was what you'd expect it to be for 20$, she had a scar on her cheek and was the first time I saw a crack pipe.
OP just pay for premium hookers, I was lucky enough to only catch herpes since at that price you'd be grateful if you don't get the T virus, but I somehow repeatedly done it even when my link stack was worth a lot more than now (2020 when I was 29), there is something about the smell of cheap whores that is nostalgia inducing.

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>>52716722
Checked and once again having read this post, have any of you had your sugar babies take an STD test? I know when some men make it and create harems they do that and have private investigators watch their whores to make sure they don't cheat.