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So I have 600k in stocks and a 600,000 home.

I have no girlfriend, I hate my entire family more than life.

How can I profit from this?

I don't want to put my family in my will, and no girl will fuck me to be in my will...

Can I sell the rights of my will?

Maybe start a family in phillipines and keep them their so the woman can't divorce rape me?

>> No.52711175

>>52711159
put me in ur will lol

>> No.52711256

>>52711159
why do you care what happens to your money after you're dead?

>> No.52711317

>>52711256
I don't really, but I want to extract value from it while I am alive.

A lot of companies give you free life insurance, it's peanuts like 20,000$ but there I get 0 value from it.

Basically, will any one give.me one btc to become my heir for 10 years?

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>>52711317
i think what youre looking for is called a tontine

>> No.52711488

>>52711356
No.
I saw the Simpsons episode of hell fish tontine.

An annuity would be a better example, but I would be happier with more money invested in stocks.

Basically I want to get paid for someone to be my heir for the next 10 years.

There is quite a lot of value not being extracted by these crappy life insurance policies every job gives people with no families.

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>>52711488
You would have to talk to a lawyer to set it up, but assuming its even possible, dont you think thats a bad idea ? How much would you be charging and how much is the payout? dont you think it could create a situation of moral hazard where the investor would stand to realize a huge percentage gain if you were to die?

>> No.52711651

>>52711594
Yes a similar situation occurs with a tontine.

All inheritance is the same.

A family member or someone you have never met.

>> No.52711697

>>52711159
>>52711159
Doesn't it take like 30 years to pay off a house? Did you inherit it from mummy?

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>>52711651
maybe the best idea would be to put it into obscure yield farming rehypothecation schemes on the blockchain. that way nobody will figure out how to recover anything before its all worthless anyway

>> No.52712093

>>52711159
There are charity wills

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>>52711594
>dont you think it could create a situation of moral hazard where the investor would stand to realize a huge percentage gain if you were to die?

What OP is suggesting boils down to a million dollar assassination contract on himself, where his would-be assassin pays for the contract then has ten years to come up with a method to do it without getting caught.
If they succeed, they "win" $1,000,000.

Maybe it would be fun, OP, if you want to spend ten years paranoid, knowing you've agreed to pay someone a million dollars to kill you. IDK maybe it'd seem like a game or something, if you're into that kind of thing.
I think you're an idiot.