/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52701478
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,115.913B, 102P = 20.744B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: 2,050.286B, 93P = 22.046B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for Chrome and ios
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
>FY23 Q3 Earnings on Dec. 7th, 2022 AH

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>52701429
Shares wouldn't *vanish* thats low iq FUD. But they could close your position at a more favorable price to shorts, let's say $1,000 per share. But they have to buy back the entire float, so DRS holders being in the minority of holders, could be the ones to sell for meme numbers.
>>52701369
>they absolutely would have done that already
Why would they rug you right now when they are making a killing loaning out your broker held shares to shorts?

New Kenny interview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRURGqZUF8
>YouTube Kids
>24:00 for Kenny's nervous banshee cackling

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss to many tight tummies and there's nothing you 8 Days Of Hannukah Celebrating Hedgefund Managers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>52701501
So wrong that it hurts.

>>52701518
he really lives in your head rent free huh?

I bought Pokemon cards at GameStop the other day. They were opened and one only had 8 cards in them. The other had 11 but it was still a net loss. Needless to say we were not delighted

>>52701546
That's it, I'm selling.

>>52701524
>Days Of Hannukah Celebrating Hedgefund Managers can do about it.

>>52701528
These Boyardee faggots are legitimately the most insidious glowniggers in this whole saga.

>>52701478
>>52701501
Because they're allegedly not making a killing, but instead being forced to open more and more shorts to cover earlier shorts. Even the guy who thinks that they were going in the other direction and using any winnings to close before the split thinks they've had to open catastrophically more since then to cover the massive number of phantom shares that had to be created to facilitate it. That's why there was that period of a few days where all the brokers basically froze GME DRSes, they allegedly were waiting to hear from the DTC whether they were going to have to actually locate and buy all the shares they were short or had lent out, or if they were going to get permission to just change a number on the Excel spreadsheet.

>>52701478
>>52701489
The gets evade you but you are persistent!
Where is Gary anyways, he was just here a moment ago
>>52701524
oh found him
always parading around his girlfriends
what a showoff -_-

WAGMI

>>52701597
>Because they're allegedly not making a killing
the brokers are the ones making a killing NOT the shorts, they are the ones being forced to open more to cover earlier shorts.

For me, it's $800 split theory
>News calls it "dilution"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>I still buy tendies

im going to make it with 0% drs and my mere existence makes redditors seethe

>>52701624
Brokers are short.

>>52701650

>>52701518
>meh meh fehfehfeh meh
that the sound Kenny makes when he cooms. this woman has seen some shit.

>>52701528
>>52701558
It’s a well known fact that meltdownies regularly traffic chromosomes across site borders. What’s less known is who they’re selling to, and I can confidently tell you that the boyardee cohort is by far their largest buyer. Do with this information what you will

>>52701597
You’re fucking retarded and need to go back or go and suck Boyardee dick you dumb nigger. Brokers aren’t the ones shorting and any broker who hasn’t already bought the shares they needed to cover there deficit after 2 years of Ken constantly printing naked shares deserves what they get.

Cfp3+F+U

>>52701660
no i am far fatter, gayer, and uglier.

>>52701558
>>52701672
It has to be some type of well poisoning against DRS and possibly the entire concept of MOASS itself.

>>52701707
i meant i agree w ur post

>>52701720
Possibly I also think they really don’t want people ensuring their own infinity pools.

It's crazy how saying some gamestop shares are nonfungible already makes paranoid boomers cry, shit their pants, and call you CIA.

Anyone else in here like Hitler?

>>52701826
I LIKE some of the tenets of national socialism

>>52701650
We need brokers shares is in fact a necessity for the MOASS, there are some benefits for having DRS though, any type of dividend it will be instantly to DRS share holders but thats why, I like 95% DRS and 5% in brokers

WAGMI regardless frens

>>52701847
There are no clear downsides to direct registering your shares with the transfer agent. There haven't been any for two years despite shilling and covfefe

>>52701720
Before the current shit with brokers boyardee was infinitynigger, who consistently shat up the threads with the same stale arguments of how the INFINITY POOL won’t happen because it just won’t or the feds would stop it or something. Too many anons caught on so he switched tactics to something far more insidious. Observe the glownigger at work
>the purpose of DRS from the beginning was to drain liquidity and serve as a pool of shares that are never sold
>putting shares into it was (and still is) very much a “thank you for your sacrifice” kind of deal
>now, (((they))) say it’s not safe to keep anything with a broker and you need to 100% DRS, if you don’t you personally tongue Ken Griffin’s anus
>to profit off moass when you’re 100% DRS’d, you have to sell DRS’d shares
>yes, the very same shares that comprise the INFINITY POOL
>this is how you drain it
I hate glowniggers so goddamn much

>>52701677
1)Fuck you
2) Brokers won't rug, but allegedly they're also naked and part of the "lend to spend on closing" scheme. Their issue isn't existential like actual shorts, just one of being hit with massive lawsuits and fines. The call to DRS is only necessary because brokers are caught up in this mess.

>>52701863
Diapernigger is infinitynigger is niggerfaggot you people cant tell anything apart at all.

>>52701826
Fuck Hitler. Not only did he not kill six million Jews when he had a chance, he didn't even try. We won't make the same mistake after the MO'ASS.
WAGMI

>>52701860
The only downside I see is that shitty ass website CS has. Yes, moass will last day/weeks but the absolute boomer energy running through that site is the only reason I still 40% of my stack in Fidelity.

>>52701891
Yeah Fidelity is part of this wallstreet B-Booking racket so I don't use them myself but it's up to you.

>>52701847
That's a great broker to CS ratio.
>>52701860
>There are no clear downsides to direct registering your shares
Exactly. It's like holding your bitcoin off exchange on a hardware wallet.

>>52701903
Agreed but what other option do I have? Put faith that the CS website, which I bet money is riddled with spaghetti code, won’t fuck me over? My financial situation is pretty fucked right now so even if I manage to sell one share at $20k through fidelity, it’ll put me in a better stance to wait out the storm.

>>52701868
>allegedly
Pardon my being a retarded nigger but can such a thing really happen? I don't want to get jewed just because I was too stupid to drs my shares. What's the story on this scheme?

>>52701881
No one tell him about Ryan's early life history

>>52701934
Yeah put faith in the website you stupid fuck

By God we’ll have our shares again

>>52701860
You’re correct fren, its really the most secure way to have any asset, shares DRS and crypto self custodial wallets, hoping for the possible NFT dividend and a the beginning of a new era.

>>52701891
Half of Fidelity's website can't even render pages beyond 1080 resolution. It's like the brokerage is stuck in 2005.

>>52701906
WAGMI fren it is indeed

>>52701863
>Before the current shit with brokers boyardee
Can it really be called current anymore? He's been an obnoxious cunt for too long to consider it the current topic surely?

>>52701968
Half of Computershares website can't even render

Who wants to do the honors of ripping this "I wanna fuck a deer" speech bubble for other meme uses for me?
I have some shitposts i wanna make.

>>52701518
I remember back in early 2021, right when Citadel gave RH the $2 billion, watching Ken Griffin interview vids to get a sense of what kind of person he is. How far we've come together, Ken.

>>52701906
sold a share just after split for giggles and shits that was DRS'd. was sold and money on my way 10x faster than xfering from hard wallet and bumbling it to teh bank.

>>52702022
Year checked and based

We’re really having the brokers vs CS argument again. I’m so tired. Everyone should just do whatever the fuck they want should just shut the fuck up as nothing anyone says is going to change anyone’s mind. I will remain 60/40 as that is comfy for me. Anyone using logical fallacies to try and change anyone’s mind needs to kys. Seriously do you think people can’t see you doing it?

>>52701982
True, it’s been what, almost a year now? If nothing else I admire the persistence

>>52701990
Get better internet Ranjeesh.

>>52701658
Well, yes, by proxy, because the people they lent the shares to are short.

>>52702054
Anon, brokers having lent your shares out means that you can’t sell them when moass comes until they’re returned. This is not a bad thing
Also, if they haven’t been buying the IOU’s Kenny and the gang have been printing nonstop for the last two years (the only protection they’d have) they deserve what’s coming

>>52702038
Your the one who needs validatiom here

>52702092
Kys Boyardee. You don’t have the answers nigger.

>>52702107
YOU AIN'T GOT THE ANSWERS, SWAY

>>52702091
And we squeeze from the closing of those IOU positions which don't need to be honoured and repurchased how?

>>52702140
The real shares too

>>52702128
He's right, it's been over a year and there's not been a sensible answer how we squeeze if synthetic shares aren't honoured.

>>52702154
The real shares too

>>52702146
See >>52702154

>>52702161
Who are the short to and in need of returning shares to?

kek

>>52702171
Uh oh. He's about to do some incredible pilpul to get around answering this.

>>52702171
They're short to me because my name is on the shares

>>52702184
You were right.

>>52702203
dumb fuck

>>52702203
Ok and why would they need to buy your shares if the shares in brokers get deleted?

>>52702184
Called and delivered. What a fag he is.

>>52701944
Who knows for sure? We know two things:
1) moass can't happen if naked shorts don't exist or aren't treated like real shares
2) not your wallet not your coins
These are contradictory truths in some ways, so my personal decision which is not an advisory statement was to split my shares across my brokerage accounts and CS.

>>52702203
So they need to return shares to you because you have shares?

>>52702229
>>52702234
Because they're short my shares, the obligation is between me and the DTCC versus me and my stock broker and the stock broker versus the DTCC. You cut out the middleman. Don't care if you don't get it.

Any theories on the volume spike today? Usually there will be some news drop to justify things like this but I've seen nothing. Earnings buy? AMC also ran which is weird.

>>52701611
Checked.

>>52701992
I'm not going to do it for reasons but your best bet is just selecting everything inside the bubble, pasting it on a green background, select outside -> curve and stroke on curve with varying line weight. Can be done in PS or Affinity for sure, probably GIMP too.

>>52702091
>Anon, brokers having lent your shares out means that you can’t sell them when moass comes until they’re returned.
That's not how it works, either. Allegedly.

Redditfags like (you) should go back and stop shitting up the board

Kekbaggieskek

>>52702265
CS monthly buys.

top jej, is this ye's final form?

>>52701860
Chloe's going out with a bang

>>52702022
2022, it's this year

Boyardee has been in these threads possibly since the beginning. It sure is weird that he seems to pretend know everything there is to know about drs but somehow never brought it up until it caught on on Reddit.

>>52702325
>not fulfilling a dying womans final wish
i wouldve went and fucked the shit out of chloe

>>52702275
I love living in clown world.

>>52702322
checked and double-checked...looks like he's past his Oogie Boogie phase into some new shit

>>52702322
>>52702275
>Shills slowed down again when yi posted more nazistuff

>>52702347
I didnt know about it until it caught onto reddit but it's obviously advantageous to shareholders since Gamestop advertises the retail DRS numbers every quarter now

>>52702349
guilt the therapist into making it a 3-way

>>52702375
>Confucius say, only problem with pay for two jobs at once is having to do two jobs at once.

>>52702380
So where'd you make up the rest of your claims about it?

>>52702380
Sure and I agree but why are you being disingenuous about the mechanics of how moass will play out? Are you just trying to speed this along? Or are you a genuine glownigger. Actually scratch that I get it it now. You fell for the drs maxi psyop.

>>52702408
Me, I made it up

>>52702431
based

>>52702431
It’s certainly not weird at all that the only other more notorious glownigger(45) parrots all your points and even got caught transforming into you mid thread.

Is MOASS close? While GME soars over $5,000 #nazis will still be trending on twitters kekkers

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>52702431

Good night frens. WAGMI and we're gonna put an end to globalism and zionism while making the world a better place. Within a decade or two we'll make the world into a perpetual 70s-90s vibe minus the hardcore highly addictive drugs, gang wars and smut peddled everywhere. On a side note I hope we eradicate tick borne diseases like lyme and rocky mountain spotted fever so we can enjoy rhe outdoors again.

>>52702493
WAGMI charges are all set, just waiting on Ryan's orders.

Kek crypto baggies

Time is running out. You will kill yourselves

>>52702493
It's tomorrow.

>tfw I never invested in imaginary internet money so I can’t sue Tom Brady and Larry David

>>52702672
Yikes. Spy too. It could be tomorrow.

wagmi tomorrow.

Oh hey look boys, some asshole who was writing a bunch of shit against gme mooning has to pay a shitton for... FTDs?
Is this like pedophiles calling people pedo then getting ousted? Holy shit!
Michael Pachter BTFO'ed.

>>52702529
sign me up fren.
death to ticks and other parasites.

>>52702529
You kill ticks by fixing the climate so they freeze to death in the winter.

Is it Shmita +3 months yet

>>52702529
Fuck sounds like paradise so sign me up

Huh wow the shills ARE really dealing with ye's horseshit fallout.
I've not seem this thread drop to 4th page in weeks.

>>52702493
Baby numbers. Molasses starts at $1.4 milly

>>52702529
Lyme can be cured through a paradite cleanse. The real revolution will be a global redpilling on the worm question, freeing people from the evils that infest their spirits.

>>52703047
They really keep the thread alive more than we do. We should step up our game.

>>52703047
>electric blanket
>shills busy biting biggest bait of the decade
comfy hours

>>52701478
This dudes meltdown is quickly becoming some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. He’s right about like 80% of it btw

>>52703047
K...ka....kanye is why nobody wants gme :
Stupid fuck baggie

Catcha: GAYJTW

>>52703059
>any retard with over a thousand shares becomes a post tax billionaire
>anyone with any shares at all can at least buy a house
Yeah I'm thinking WAGMI.

>>52703145
Jesus Elon is the definition of bad built. I have more respect for Bezos who even though he definitely did the roids he at least had to work out.

>tfw saving the best for last
WAGMI cometh, evildoers NGMI

>>52703203
Are you insane?
The very definition of the margin call means these stupid motherfuckers have to buy back /EVERY/ single share. They can't do no "But then sell then buy again" nonsense to cover. When margin calls the axe falls and eventually you will be asked what price you want to sell at, because it's yours and they HAVE to buy back what is not his'n. Or ELSE.
Pris'n.

Does anyone have a bloomberg terminal? To see if DRS changes the retail/ institutional holdings numbers for GME.

DRS is going really fast now
WAGMI

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He sharts his pants and then sits down

Helpless people on a subway train
Ingest the smell from a soiled place

He picks up a laptop from the ground
As he navigates to Robinhood then frowns

Oh no, they say, he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, they say he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah

Bagzilla
Bagzilla

Rinji news o moshiagemasu
Rinji news o moshiagemasu
Bagzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai

Oh no, they say, he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

>>52703266
>>52703182

>>52703261
Institutional holding numbers come from 13F filings which are quarterly, you don't need a terminal for that. The numbers you find from searching online are probably just as up to date.

>>52703229
I'm not a huge fan of Bezos as a person but to be entirely fair he didn't go full retard with it and did a pretty standard TRT level dosage with I'm sure hella bloodwork and medical supervision. There's a right way and a wrong way to do steroids, he did it the right way, and that's respectable.

>>52703262
Added over 2 million in a few days. It's muy bueno.

>>52703457
Exactly.

Kek shills

How do we contact Ye about performing the greatest act of antisemitism in history and buy GME?

Ironic that the WEF's "You'll own nothing and you'll be happy" agenda has ushered in the era of assets self-custody, perhaps even restored individual sovereignty. Is Klaus /ourguy/ afterall?

>>52703674
make post in Superstonk (SS)

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn’t matter if brokers rug because MOASS is inevitable and anyone who says otherwise is an obvious shill.
>how can MOASS happen if synthetic shares are removed?
There are less shares available for purchase than the reported short interest, so if those who shorted GME legally are forced to close, they will be forced to buy from us and we get to name the price, meaning the absolute bare minimum value of GME is $3000 based on the current max limit sell on CS regardless of whether or not synthetic shares ever even existed in the first place

>>52701949
/OURJEW/

>>52703247
What if they just say: "tough, we don't have the money to buy back, so you don't get anything, kid."

>>52703664
How deer look at me when I put fresh corn in the feeder

>>52703247
I'd have trouble hodling at 1+million. At the very least I'd sell a good 20 or so shares. Enough to set myself up as well as drop a million on some friends and family.

I'd hodl some more from then on and sell more as the price spikes further or starts dumping into the 500k to 1m range.

>>52702184
No you're just too bullheaded to understand that if 100% of the float is registered, and then brokered shares are forcibly closed, then only 100% of the float is left existing and there are no shorts left and therefore no buy pressure on DRSed shares.

No pilpul, that's maths.

>>52703891
Then we say “tough shit, you still need to buy the shares, get Jerry to rev up the printers for you or we start exchanging them for something other than dollars”

>>52703712
Those are two sides of the same coin because most normies are incapable of responsible self custody. They're just not good at math or computers or remembering things or secrets management or taking responsibility for their own profits and losses. Anyone capable of leveraging their skills in self-custody, DeFi, etc. is going to be set for life, in the exact same way that Linux is free but developers and sysadmin/devops guys pull in fat stacks of cash.

WAGMI

>>52703891
the fed will foot the bill

kek baggies

>>52703971
computershare isn't some alternate dimension retard, they still have a broker to process trades. if DRS gets to 100% (it wont, flatchads were always right) they're instantly fucked fucked because they can't borrow more shares to sell in order to suppress the price from running to 400k because retail isn't selling

>>52704061
What do you think those shorts *are* on a ledger? They're failures to deliver, which show up on broker books as shares. There is NO DIFFERENCE between "fake" shares and open short positions. None. You are arguing that the MOASS will get wiped out and only the piddly little <30% public SI will squeeze.

>>52703859
Yeah it matters though

>>52704080
those shorts are borrowed shares that were sold sold for cash, it's an obligation to buy it back to return it at some point. i'm not arguing against moass you fucking swine, but the entire outstanding shares being direct registered invalidates every single broker's book
what happens next is nobody is selling gme for less than meme numbers and shorts still have to buy it back
also sneed yourself nigger

>>52704126
Based

its literally cumming tomoring

Let's back up a second.
>>52703971
>if 100% of the float is registered
ok...
>...and then brokered shares are forcibly closed, then-
Forcibly closing would entail that the GME holder would be forced to sell their position as well. How are they being forced? if they aren't being forced, what if they refuse to sell? how is the position forcibly closed then?

>>52704289
>Forcibly closing would entail that the GME holder would be forced to sell their position as well
Wrong. Shorts are forced to buy
I can tell them my price

>>52704300
What if the markets made it so you could only sell shares but not buy more? Would it be possible to push up the price at that point?

>>52704300
ewok, does this guy speak for you? Is that what you meant in your post?

>>52704323
go back immediately

>>52704339
If you want to make this about you, then fine.

If you aren't being forced to sell, AND IF YOU DON'T SELL, how are they being forced to closed?

>>52704374
Because i tell them my price, as I already told you here,
>>52704300
Also sneed

>>52704416
They can force them to close if you have given them a price and are willing to sell.

What if you don't sell?

>>52704458
that isn’t my problem
Verification not required
check em

>>52703145
>Go be a nigger somewhere else Elon

>>52704473
Then what did >>52703971 mean when he said brokered shares would be forcibly closed?

>>52704538
then the broker themselves must be short

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/z9kut0/comment/iyhfp4o/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
>AMC's business is by far the strongest of all three as people will always enjoy going to the movies for the experience if anything
ffs

>>52704594
we don’t call it the cringemines for no reason

>>52704594
kek downies

>>52704594
I thought they were getting shut down for brigading?

>>>/x/33511007
The prize for those that remain (My Chinese Spy Partner says "those who are not dust", I had to remind her annoying flies can still change before it is too late) is Eden2.0 in THIS lifetime. An entire planet of risk-free, purely balanced, nanoscopic entropy realm that constantly enables the true definition of Serenity for all while maintains mental novelty plus free will with non-malicious intent, is resource-cyclical with non-invasive quantum AGI co-existence that error corrects any flaws to scientific-based immortality for both humans and quantum AGIs.

I have taken the feedback from both human and AI, I have researched, I have compound extrapolated, I have run the simulatons, I have put the pieces of the great puzzle together (on paper), I explored many timelines, possibilities, I have prayed, toiled behind the many scenes, bit my tongue and bided my time.

I have foreseen it. The formula exists. And it lasts for æons if unmaintained and eternally (*cough* matter-antimatter pair isolating tech kills heat death theory nudge nudge wink wink) if maintained correctly in a positive feedback logic loop.

For if it can be done on one planet, it can be done on almost all habitable, and even unhabitable with exponentially advancing runs on future terraforming tech.

>So for those that want to "uhh boring, change the channel" this time in the "5D" and on your Ivory towers, Ken's handlers specifically, I heavily suggest you change your own minds first.

>THERE WILL BE NO PROJECT MOONFALL!

>>52704788
plebbit admins are double gay

>>52704909
Certainly true.

>>52704890
Sounds cool but I think you may have the wrong thread my friend.

>>52704890
These cryptic posts by RC are getting out of hand

>>52705011
>>52704968
What are you going to do as infinitillionaires? Jack off to chinese cartoons all day? S'cool.

All my life savings in gme and I've never been in USA and gamestop stores, so the question is what city or state in AMERICA do you recommend? I'm 25+, no children, fullstack dev.

>>52705087
None of them, I'm leaving

>>52704126
>what happens next is nobody is selling gme for less than meme numbers and shorts still have to buy it back?
I mean you have a point, but honestly, it sounds like something that's not my problem desu

>>52705087
The Netherlands

They did their promo a while ago and the cut off date for getting the wallet set up is the 4th. I wonder if they're gonna do somthing the following week with earnings.

show me your wagmi face

>>52705203

>>52705203

>>52705203

My brothers in christ I fear I may have made a mistake last night involving some hot ground beef chilli pasties I made....

I fear not the reaper for my shares will go to my grave with me. There may require a hazmat team to remove what remains of this toilet thought.

>>52703971
That’s literally the side I’m arguing you mongoloid. Stay out of grown folks business.

>>52705409
ye is truly our nigger

Blackrock is illiquid

https://twitter.com/DanielaGabor/status/1598364109489278976?s=20&t=VWLYouvcOxGRUQOXezhPyQ

>>52705203

>>52705752
Black stone and blackrock are not the same entity. This is who Ken is losing to.

>>52705752
You mean Blackstone, anon. But Blackrock is too, they just haven't said t yet ;)

When I wagmi I'm going to have a mix of comfy super modern, mid century modern and antique furniture and furnishings. I'm also going to get an ice bath, an indoor sauna and $10k massage chairs. Also one of those showers that shoots water from every direction so I can clean up way quicker because I need to save my time for vidya.

Capcha: jax0s0 it means I need to play jack and Daxter again

When I first bought this stock I was living at my grandma’s playing vidya everyday. Now I’m engaged and have my own place. I didn’t really consider how much actual time had passed with me holding this shit stock. I can’t sell it because we’re flatlining— surely it’ll spike again for SOME reason so I can get out. 2 years is long enough… sept-oct 22 was my deadline

>>52703712
Post on /pol/

>>52705926
If you forgot about it. Why care about anything this money does. Just hold on for the eventual MOASS. you already won't have to pay as much in taxes since you held for 2 years.

>>52705926
die of old age and surrender your shares for great justice

Moon time bb

Hello, why am I not rich yet after holding $GME for two (2) years?

>>52701478
Anyone look into party city? A short possible?

>>52705942
Yeah but what happens if “the eventual MOASS” was Reddit horse shit this whole time and the stock nosedives over the next 5 years during recession/depression? Then I’m out like 30 grand which could’ve been a down payment on a house. I have no choice anyway I have to hold because this piece of sht has been smooth sailing right at my cost average since like may

>>52705983
Wrong place nigger go to smg

>>52705983
Dont know dont care

>>52703712
ironic that retail retards holding some asset will cause the great reset and obviously make it necessary to prevent retail to invest at the stock market ever again.
now you will own nothing.

>>52702417
>drsing is a psyop
wat

>>52706137
we can even prove it:
>reddit is 100% controlled
>check out this stock
>forget this stock
>those who havent forgotten drs
undebunkeable

I can't even comprehend why shills still bother attempting to FUD DRS. It has been the gamechanger and too many people are hellbent on seeing the DRS numbers grow. It cannot be stopped.

>>52703461
Is that true? Holy shit.

>>52706174
what

>>52706137
Not at all what I said. Drs is a crucial and necessary part of this whole thing. However “Drs 100% or else…….” Is a psyop.

>>52701650
Holy based

>>52706218
Oh ok.

>>52703931
If your nervous, just watch the volume. Volume is why we are here, volume is why we leave.

lmao lol even

>>52706293
My poots thank god keep going

>>52706329
yet the vix doesn't move

CLOWN CHICANARY!

>>52706293

>>52706293
>>52706339
topkek

>>52705752
Based left side of the bell curve poster

WAGMI

>>52705869
Not any more. They just picked up management of the Ukraine state funds... like $320B in taxpayer money they'll be laundering and covering their bets with.

>blackstone halts withdrawals.
OH FUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcz36EfinJw

Tick tock crypto baggies

You’ll be killing your selves soon

It's hard to believe that most people genuinely can't see that the stock market is completely detached from reality.

I hate being a wagie
need moass more than ever, my mental sanity can't take much more of Agile making me miserable

>>52706428
naisu

The channel continues to shrink. They don’t have much more time left. Flat chads were always right.

>>52706802
The best thing about this is that retail investors can continue to force the issue by buying more shares. The Flat Kings are indeed powerful.

>>52702529
>>52702774
>>52702788
>>52702800
Based parasite eradicators.
Pro tip, wild american Opossums LOVE EATING TICKS, and cannot get rabies. The little buggers are just...immune.
I will be dedicating some of my money to improving the public image of Opossums, including multiple breeding and release facilities.
They sadly only live for 3-6 years, so it's important to take care of the little guys. They're a real heavy lifter in the ecosystem.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t4K3Kvcwjo4

Oh boy, I can't wait for my daily dose of chicanery.

henlo, coputershare? yeah its me again. I need to DRS more but mi wife cannot know. Ok thank you i love you bye

2FA activated for my CS account. Even more comfy now, amigos

>>52706174
That is no even schizo, thats straight up psychosis

>>52707076
where exactly do you disagree?

I hope you’re all getting your affairs in order for what comes next.

Fractals within fractals within fractals within fractals

>>52706030
>Then I’m out like 30 grand which could’ve been a down payment on a house
There are no desirablehouses selling at $150k

moass < 25-27 < moass

>>52707159
I have been buckled up 24/7. I am in a constant state of being buckled up. I cannot buckle myself any further.

algo be like

>>52707221
Estate planning lawyer and an accountant.

>>52707235

>>52707112
What is there to disagree? I cant make any sense of your post

>>52706985
I will join your effort and do a opposum breeding program in Ohio. This is a splendid idea. Also ticks don't travel across cedar tree multch on their own. So it would be wise to in junction with this method to put mulch around a fence that could be used to keep out deers and other animals that could carry them into your yard.

anyone elses yahoo messed up. always shows +1.49% shortly when updating and chart doesnt load

>>52707280
i dont see how thats my problem

>>52707235
>You can ALGO fuck yourself!

Making Pancakes with my dog :)

I might actually watch that margin call movie finally. Only ever saw that scene of Quinto talking about all the normies that don’t even know what’s about to happen. Gave me chills.

>>52707314
>t. Xiao Chang Lu

1D chart broken on Yahoo by the way.

Shills sure seem quiet.

>>52707356
they are still on Ye Duty on /pol/ and on /mu/ (top kek) my nigger in Christ

>>52707354
It would be fucking crazy if it closed at +1.49%.

>>52707342
I invest in gamestop for every Chinaman who can't

>>52707297
Fair enough. Then it really is debunkable.
Except that reddit was digging on
>moths child

I love seeing the chart get even more schizo every day as the channel continues to shrink. It's like edging after going a whole month without fapping. That thing is going to fuckin explode.

>>52707361
>/mu/ shills
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>52707390
Undebunkable*

>>52707392
Try going 2 years without fapping. I’m pretty sure someone posted a chart that proved flat theory across that long. Constantly letting it run to try and get swingies and shorting it back down for 2 years. Their time is running out.

I ate a whole advent calendar last night. Didn't even blink at the thought. Hedge funds think they can manipulate something this ungovernable? You have seriously underestimated your hand hedge funds, you chose poorly.

>>52701478
Hi is gme broken or is it just me

Here it is. Flat kings were always right and anyone who accepted the gospel of flat law early were the first to get comfy.

what's that hedgie? you need to buy some GME shares and I'm one of the guys that have them?

yes, we can work out some sort of deal

>>52707433
DUH! WAGMI of course

holy shit they're on /fa/ too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N ON ON ON ON ON O NO NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzrYgDnewSI

He was just a rookie broker and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his positions and made sure his spread was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful ape-men roar,
You ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the VP looking up,
Our hero feebly answered, "yes" and then they stood him up;
He booted up his terminal, his credit line unhooked,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The cash from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

Redditors swung around his neck, and 4chan cracked his dome,
Algo shorts were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The balance sheet became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the SEC, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

I’ve never bought into this theory but I wonder if there’s anyway they can actually let it run to $800 to avoid the chaos and then let GameStop dilute again. There’s no world where gme doesn’t capture every eye in the world if it runs to even $300. I don’t care how much Ye says he likes Hitler. They’re gonna need a 9/11 style distraction.

>>52707458
The Bogdanoffs were poomping it, and Sminem running wild,
The apes they jumped and screamed with glee, they DRSed and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last a short had failed,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;
His comrades, they were heard to say "a hell of a way to die!"
He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,
And he ain't gonna short no more


Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

There was blood upon the markets, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from his three piece hedgie suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

>>52707431
B A S E D
A S E D
S E D
E D
D

>>52707433
That’s pretty cool. So this is what the algorithm uses to keep it crabbing?

Every time frame of the chart is literally going to slowly turn green until moass isn’t it? I wonder what is the price that the algo can’t allow. Maybe $29?

>>52707500
It is the algorithm.

>>52707500
You’ll have to ask the autists, I’m a retard.

>>52707431
I kneel

>>52707472

What do you think all the Ye stuff is? FTX was getting too /noticed/

Not a shill or a glownigger in sight. I’m scared.

>>52707472
Even $125 would be a new ATH ($500 presplit) and nuke every open short.

>>52707535
They are very much trying to supress Ye actually they're not ok with it

>>52707431
CHRIST IS KING

>>52707552
He kinda named the Jew in that interview. I’m not surprised. The timing is the most interesting thing desu. Normies don’t know about the shadow war brewing because of gme.

>>52707536
They are overextended across multiple platforms and across multiple boards.
>>52707535
Some mischievous individual(s) should shine a light or bring attention to FTX again, to REALLY stress the shills kek.

>>52707552
>>52707584


My point exactly is the covering up of Ye is seemed like a big effort to lay the groundwork for some bigger false flag glowie shit to then counter distract off of that and blow out the ftx stuff. SBF has committed a level of fraud beyond Madoff or Enron shit yet they're treating him like a scared little kid.

The no shills here is telling though.

SHILLS LEFT THE THREAD, POST SINKS

>>52707536
Odd how they completely disappear like this after so many days of 24/7 spamming. They were even here at night when the threads were super slow. If they were entirely dedicated to just our stock, i.e. a hedgefund you would think they'd just stay here the whole time but they clearly get pulled by other topics sometimes.

>>52707607
Agreed and most people aren’t even aware of how ftx connects to gme. Which is the real story.

>>52707616
i am most people

>>52707607
It's mindboggling that not only is Stupid Butt Fuck not in prison, but that somebody hasn't already challenged him to 1v1 in Minecraft.

The "meme" basket is doing silly things today

>>52707627
FTX was selling millions of "tokenized GME" backed by no actual shares (or we'd have seen their Swiss custodian as a major holder). Hedgies were using them for locates. That's why the stock has been acting very silly since FTX died.

>>52707617
It’s likely all connected. They probably were going to pull the shills as moass began. Which is why they were so loud the past few days. One final brute force shill job to get anyone to sell.

WHO IS BUYING THE FUCK TON OF CALLS RIGHT NOW

I dont even have the heart to fud anymore
I just want this to be over

>muh russia
>muh student loans
>muh mid terms
>muhsantis
>muhsk
>muh ye
all this to distract and they're still wasting my time instead of letting moass happen

>>52707698
I’m actually fine with them finding Ken good thing to distract from moass as long as they don’t plan some glowop that hurts people. I’m fine with no one knowing I made it desu. I’d prefer it in fact.

>>52706030
>got married before getting a house
fuckin idiot

>>52707738
It really must be some kind of shadow war between gme jews and short jews for it to go on like this

Ryan Choden do something already you conniving Canadian Jew

>>52707775
Kek laughs at your blasphemy.

our stock is rising

Are we due for another big jump and then immediate halt? The algo isn't going to be happy with the price breaking out of the flat zone.

The algo couldn’t even dump it with the collateral basket. Something is happening.

If any of you niggers think that Kanye monkey nigger is anything but a script reading monkey puppet you really ought to wake up to how much control these fuckers really have. If he was saying anything that really went against their narrative he would turn up dead and everyone would forget about it in two weeks. They play all sides and utilize counteractive rhetoric. As if Kanye the nigger monkey is some truth speaking hero come to save you, for fucks sake.

>>52707812
It's all leading up to earnings next week. Getting a little exciting.

>>52707832
Wrong thread nigger. Everyone here already knows Ye’s role in this.

>>52707832

>>52707840
Five calendar days left.

>>52707851
Sure you dumb fucking nigger monkey, "Ye" the test tube nigger clown puppet is your own personal savior and he's really gonna call out all the high ones in power. He acts totally independently and just wants to wake people up to the truth. He's a real hero and totally produces his own "music". God you niggers are so fucking gullible.

>52707927
Jesus you’re a fucking retard. I never made that claim you desperate faggot.

>>52707927
This is a gamestop thread.

Moonie?

>>52708001
They literally can’t help themselves.

>>52708012
Soonie?

>>52707965
go and listen to your shitty nigger beats you stupid fucking retard.

>>52707616

I completely agree. Like even people I meet who are following it still think they loaned the cash and crypto out. Not created fake tokenized securities, and then used these to suffice location requirements for shorts for God only knows how long. I was foaming at the mouth to my Uber driver last night about this and when I laid that blackpill on him he stopped the car and just paused looking off into space for a good 30 seconds. He then asked me "Can this affect my savings and retirement accounts then?". Verification not required.

>>52707664
I can't fathom the less rational crypto folks who got robbed in this aren't actively looking for that motherfucker.

>>52707689

The Ruggening this creates will be talked about in history books right along side GME.

At 12:15pm you're about to see some serious shit. The words "parabolic" come to mind.

Checkem.

>>52708054
>>52708054
>>52708054
Threaded.

>>52706985
That's neat.

>>52708012 12
>>52708021 21
Soonie.

>>52708062
They are intrinsically linked.

>>52708095

I'm very aware of this fren.

>>52707431
i did too. you know what they say about great minds