/biz/ - Business & Finance

ahem. fuck the jews

Thoughts on DUO?

Futures

>>52702926
one hundred and nine
https://mega.nz/file/u6p2mBKY#cahqSF1_G33SA-x5so_dK3x5ITgMvQrfM8dLlvIoh9o

>futures

>>52702862

MR PLAY IT SAFE
WAS AFRAID TO BUY

>>52702914
APSI closed up 22.8% at .425 cents. 100mm+ in revenue 6.4 million market cap. Trad Trucking in Angola Indian is the acquisition. I've been trading these for 30 years and this one is as easy money as it get. Start building a position asap(tomorrow). Trust me frens, I know wtf i'm talking about.

Thank god it's Friday! :)

>>52702944
is he killed by a heart attack because of a bird?

>>52702984
ok i'll buy 100k shares tomorrow. Look for my order

>>52702993
the bird is a symbiote that picks bugs off him
its like when you scratch your dog and they roll over

>>52702997

Read this APSI $3.00 to $37.00+ Valuation**Post Acquisition. Do the math. 100K shares is a 7 figure trade easily. Do it fren and thank yourself later. GL

https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=170426504

>>52702985

All these fucking pajeets scam their shitcoin companies it dumps and we never hear form them until the next shitscam. Begone Rajeesh!

>>52703062
the deal has been public knowledge for months, but somehow people just havent heard of it yet. 30x soon hehe

oooo I'm making gains
>short 10YR T-bond
>long Dow
>short Nasd-ACK

Sirs, this Aquarium company will be acquired by Microsoft soon. Jeff Brazos is also looking into it. Please proceed with due haste.

Regards.

>>52703062
Do you have any examples?

What to do when up against impossible odds?

>>52703109
somebody is tracking these shitcos on /smg/ and most are down 80-90%

>>52703062
>>52703088

Which one of you is the genius that lost $68 dollars today? You offer absolutely of value to /biz/ go shit in some other bread you worthless faggot. Anons come here to make money so do em all a favor and stfu

MY TEA'S GONE COLD, I'M WONDERING WHY I
GOT OUT OF BED AT ALL
THE MORNING RAIN CLOUDS UP MY WINDOW
AND I CAN'T SEE AT ALL
AND EVEN IF I COULD IT'LL ALL BE GRAY
BUT YOUR PICTURE ON MY WALL
IT REMINDS ME, THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD
IT'S NOT SO BAD

>>52703155
post any other reverse merger you bought that made money, preferably with a trade screenshot.

AS WE GO ON, WE REMEMBER
ALL THE TIMES WE HAD TOGETHER
AND AS OUR LIVES CHANGE, COME WHATEVER
WE WILL STILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER

>>52703176
lol they already have an SEC complaint filed against them

>>52702930
Since /biz/ has nothing to say time to buy!

>>52703155
>seething this hard
go back to shilling bayhorse or whatever gay shit you use to pedal fag

>>52703021
tnks for the info.
sometimes animals dies from heart attack because of stupid things. it's pretty rare, but...

>>52703228
It was different company back in 2010 you brainless mong. You're clueless kid. Do some basic research before you address me again. Low IQ worms like you have ruined /biz/ now why don't you go back to reddet and clog up those threads with your gay stories about how you lost $68 dollars today. No one here gives af

>>52703273
yeah he definitely wont try to defraud investors in a more intelligent way this time... he had a change of heart and is a good boi

>>52703283
>>52703273
and if you knew he defrauded a previous company, why didnt you mention it as a risk :^)

now SKYT
that's a company

>>52703273
thats a man

>market starts crabbing after kanye talks about hating on alex jones' podcast
Are the jews losing their grip on power? By all rights it should have dumped on this.

>there is still time

>>52703030
Any "company" that makes their financials public knowledge on twitter are scams

>>52703296
hating jews*

hilarious how as soon as the bullrun resumes all the pakis start flooding back here shilling their dogshit.

>>52703253
I come here to deliver you broke wagies a quick easy 10X minimum and you all sperg out like this? /smg/ is worse than dead. Filled with fags like you

Bros, why did the fuckboy fed powell's speech send stocks through the roof? I was sure that at the 200 SMA and trend line resistance that it wouldn't blow up like this.

Although it closed below the trend line still, this still got me worried.
>t.bearfag

>>52703304
It's a fully reporting SEC company. Read the filing you smooth brained freak. APSI is not a scam. Don't be dumb like your little /smg/ cohort here. Why do I feel like I'm being surrounded by special ed students?

>>52703351
it's christmas in 1 month. Remember last year? Bear market started jan 1 2022

>>52703351
He didn't say anything bullish. The best you can take away as far as bull case goes is his wording was a hair softer than previous maybe kinda a little from a certain perspective.

>>52702944
>Be capybara
>Can't remove parasites and bugs on you on your own
>Have to deal with bites and itching like a mad bastard on top of the pain
>All of a sudden a literal winged fucking angel appears and lands on you
>Literally collapse in relief as they rid you of the vermin
Bretty cool desu

>>52703351
Every nigger and his mother is calling or a recession when there is still more than enough leftover printed money still circulating around to ensure pumps are still happening a year from now. Actual pain from raised rates probably won't be felt for a few years at least, at which point we would have had a years long bulltrap to trap retail. Just close your mouth and buy.

amc spiked up, it signals the top when the morons buy in.
11 billion of outflows from SPY, most since 2020
volume of a blowoff top
I'm jealous of anyone who was patient enough to wait until now to short.

This thread is full of highly sophisticated derivatives traders that make lots of money guys, can we please keep it on topic and stop talking about $68

>>52703413
Kpop anon clone?

The only shilling is for SKYT, I won't have another Bayhorse here.

>>52703294
Fucken bring it here brother. USA USA USA USA

>>52703440
aight, should I pick up some NVDA $150 Dec 30th puts? The further out dates feel a bit pricy.

>>52703456
In this economy?

Are we voting for Ye?

>>52703460
I guess.

I replaced BUD for PEP and T for TER

>>52703439
>santa rally
>but in reverse

>>52703468
>voting for a jew loving nigger
I don't think so.

>>52702993
>>52702944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NztY2bo8H0

FUTURES

ROCKLER!!!!!1!!
Quick reminder that ain’t no good self-respectin nigguh gonna clean that shit up, yt boi.

THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/4zhoYnF4_2Q

>buy soxl

Don’t forget to like and subscribe, fgts

>>52703351
>why
Because it did the same thing as in october. This is a bullish time of year. Anons always want to fight the fed, fight the trend, fight the history.

>futures

>>52703439
Nigga, don't give me false hope

>futures

>>52703499
So that's your youtube channel. Not what i expected.

>>52703499
Scoopsies I'm gonna be needing that $3k right about now, funk soul brother.

>>52703531
If he doesn't have the money, he needs to get his ass to California.

>>52703553
He's so black he's probably going to get twice that.

>>52703553
aiight bros what do black people like?
we buying MO and cheap jewelry?

>>52703553
That would do wonders for inflation.

>>52703573
Apple merchandise. Of course they have the standard five finger discount so that won't help your AAPL.

>>52703553
>reparations bill
>CA
Everyone in California knows that all our taxes get embezzled. This will be no different

>people going on about a santa rally again
It's already been a year?
damn
feels like it was just yesterday

>>52703576
Imagine the holiday spending

>>52703499

Coal bros WAGMI

>>52703530
>>52703631
I changed my mind.
Found a much better thread theme:
https://youtu.be/yzC4hFK5P3g

>>52703531
quick reminder that ain’t no good self-respectin nigguh gonna clean it up, yt boi.
I’m on pace for beating you in total channel views sometime in the next 2-3 months now… for subs, you’ve been decimated for a while now, and my average video is hitting about 1k views pretty easy, but the overall view count hasn’t passed you quite yet…
Those intro cuts are mainly intended for boosting the retention graph, aren’t they?
I’ve literally just been considering doing something exactly like that…

I exited all markets when Russia fucked Ukraine expecting a giant dump. Not sure what I should jump back into. Last I recall there was hype around oil but I feel like its a bit late

I'm a hamchad and I'm done feeling bad about it.

ye
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my childhood friend asked me to move in with her.

only 2 weeks to go. eager to pinch off a short soon

Did bond yields finally peak? They've been going down since late October. That should mean that we're about to crash, right?

OH MY GOD THE FUTURES

One of my hookers just hit me up with some random nude pics.
Today’s the first of the month…
I’m thinking she got caught with her pants down via no gameplan for how she’s gonna pay her rent.

How do I take full advantage of this opportunity, bros?
I’m thinkin I’ll have her wear one of the 10 or so cosplay outfits that I have lying around for my hookers while I ravage her butthole.
Any other ideas, bros?

>buy soxl

LET'S GO
DON'T WAIT
THIS NIGHT'S ALMOST OVER
HONEST, LET'S MAKE
THIS NIGHT LAST FOREVER
FOREVER AND EVER
LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER
FOREVER AND EVER
LET'S MAKE THIS LAST FOREVER

Remember in life, to always be a forward young man.

>>52703982
that song is as old as the beatles when we were kids

>>52703715
Wrong version

>>52703999
I actually did watch POMF POMF POMF right before watching this other one. I like this original a bit more despite the clearly superior lyrics on the POMF POMF POMF edition.

I went and saw Black Adam cos I was bored and it's cold, bad movie but I did get a big stiffy when the Witcher showed up

>>52703961
get her to cook u a nice dinner and maybe eat it off her

>>52703961
>the 10 or so cosplay outfits
What does this portfolio of yours consist of?

>futures

>>52703439
Opened at $403, feels great

Bobo's and mumu's, I love you both. We are all gonna have a great time in heaven.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=WRGzLl1DTqo&feature=share

>>52704114
i saw these niggas in 2019....was so good john-chan
https://youtu.be/51W-QqbicTs

>>52704072
>What does this portfolio of yours consist of?

>Megumin (of course)
>generic japanese school girl outfit (obligatory for any asian hookers)
>that female school uniform from kakegurui
>maid outfit
>playboy bunny outfit
>couple flowery summer dresses
>puella magi madoka magicka, pink one for the main character (pic related) — this one is nice for an extra humiliation aspect
couple others that I can’t think of, but the above is the big ones…
any ideas for any others that I should get?

>>52704157
i could unironically pull off a small

>3 month/10 year inversion steepened even more yesterday
>we've never inverted this deep, this fast in history
It just keeps going.

>>52704164
u gay or sumthin? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZoO8LyizLA

>>52704122
Good shit. I miss the 2000's

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ1vT0aPcYE&feature=share

futures will be green soon

>>52702914
Just found out the girl I like is a lesbian and has had a girlfriend since 2020. On my 3rd beer while laying in bed. Any good stock tips guys?

>>52704181
no, cursed genes

>>52704170
This time it’s different

I WILL be a woman.

>Futures

ANOTHER fucking crab and kangaroo salad on Friday? Fuck this shitty gay market.

>>52704220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1aCPyLs-ko

>>52704239
this is clearly bullish

DXY IS BROKEN
POWELL WAS NOT HAWKISH (READ DOVISH)
BEARS GOT HEEMED
PIVOTOORS WERE RIGHT
INFLATION EXPECTATIONS HAVE SET IN AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF GOVERNMENT
HIGHER FOR LONGER DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING

>>52704209
Time to become a transgirl.

>>52704278
Listen, I'm just not gunna buy.
I'm a risk taker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

>>52704209
Sucks but atleast she’s not a whore or something, more of a damn than a fuck

JXN long

>>52704304
i think thats fine. just be careful with puts. bulls are over the rubicon and they propping it if not running it up

fag index is at nice

Check it out: rate kikes

>>52703553
I need to leave this state. I can't stand it.

Yields....

Vix bottomed
Spx at resistance
Amc pumping like a tard and showing signs of blow-off top
Faggots calling for a Santa rally not realizing it just happened
Market expecting pivoot even though Powell keeps making it clear there is no pivoot only a slower rate kike path
Dec 14th FOMC + 50bps which usually has a little pump followed by doompa
DXY breaking down even though the rate is heading to 5%
Recession locked in for 2023 and possibly a 2nd great depression
Best of all, mumus still euphoric because they're saying rate kikes have ended and that means the easy money starts again even though Powell just stated the opposite

Also I'll add, BTC dump hasn't been reflected in the market yet, and yes it doesn't necessarily need to, but it typically always does.

>>52704367
Vix is bottomless because its clearly been manipulated all year, SPX broke thru the trend channel and is once its over 4100 tommorow its over for Burrytard bobos.

>>52704367
>Vix bottomed
>>52704278
VIX IS LITERALLY BROKEN. NO ONE IS MAKING ANY HEROIC BETS. THIS SHIT IS JUST GONNA GRIND HIGHER UNTIL THE REAL SANTA RALLY

WE LOST. WHEN POWELL BRAINARD AND BULLARD STOP KICKING THE CAN DOWN THE ROAD WE CAN DUMP AGAIN

THEY'LL RETIRE BEFORE THAT HAPPENS MMT IS BACK 90% OF STOCKS ARE GOING TO RALLY EVEN THE ZOMBIES

>futas
I'm feeling crabby

>>52703468
>an actual retard who think Hitler invented microphones without which he wouldn't be able to make records
By extrapolation given the cognitive capacities of the last several presidents he's perfectly qualified for the office

>>52704278
>Powell was not
It's not Dec 14th yet retard

>T-bonds getting heemed again

>>52704479
I will laugh if they do the reverse uno card and cockblock everyone on Dec 14th with a "nope no pivooooootting yet guys"

>>52704426
VIX is gapping up today

>>52704324

>>52704479
WE WILL BE AT SPY 430 BY THEN

LOOK AT DXY
LOOK AT THE YEN
LOOK AT BTC
LOOK AT VIX

>Verification not required.

>>52704493
1. ITS GONNA FILL
2. VOL GOES BOTH WAYS
3. VIX IS A COMPLETE SCAM

>>52704505
Its so obvious that BTC has bottomed its not even funny anymore. Every stupid fucking nigger and kike bank calling for 10k, you just know its going to rally to 30k.

>>52704493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

>>52704505
SPY could still rally by then I just doubt it will
Doesn't look probable right now

>>52704515
It's going to doomp again with the market like it did with the corona crash.

>>52704515
there's a whole lot of shitcoins that have to dump before btc gets more rekt. that money isn't all going straight into cash

>>52704539
one the SPX breaches above 4100 it will squeeze short positions, rally everyone in a bullish frenzy that will be fueled by Biden going to his podium and bragging about how the bear market is over due to his leadership, retards will buy in and pump it all december long, if energy doesn't go too high in december, CPI could come in favorable in january and we're back at 4800

>>52704543
It's not like it directly converts to BTC either dumbass
Most will want to rush to stable coins

>>52704552
Kek.

we finna pump in 20 mins

>>52704555
>people with money in shitcoins will immediately make rational decisions and/or think shitcoins are even safe

>>52704573
That's just dumb cope c'mon
If they're as scared and irrational as you suggest then btc makes the least logical sense
Mumus coping this hard should be a signal

>>52704563
I'm 100 percent serious this is the most likely outcome, its entirely possible 5000 could be reached as layoffs and hiring freezes heat up and Elizabeth Warren will ride out of her teepee to bitch about how wall street makes money while people lose jobs and pee pee poo poo stinky. Bullard will make daily media rounds to try and stop the rally because the Fed didn't get to buy before it pumped, but it'll be too late because the recession has begun and they must pivot.

>>52704581
>should
is it or is it not? look at the fucking charts and tell me you aren't getting heemed this instant

>>52704564
someone make a bobo version of this

>>52704586
They won't pivot if the market isn't ranking. You've reversed cause and effect.

>>52704613
*tanking

>>52704613
>mass layoffs
>government can't afford to service debt while paying for unemployment and stimmies to the laid off
>"Sorry we can't do anything until those darn mumus sell their calls hahahaha another 50 beepis points"

>>52704640
Layoffs will be viewed as healthy by the Fed. QE is supposed to be an extreme measure, used only under times of profound economic and financial duress. There was severe banking contagion in 2008, and a once-a-century in 2020. A few layoffs won't cut it.

>>52704659
*once-a-century pandemic

FFS, I worked too many hours today

Talk me out of buying APE now that it's sub $1. Looks like an easy 4 or 5x.

>>52704659
You're being hyper rational and forgetting the human element, powell is getting bitched at for making wagies pay the toll for his moneyprinting. Biden is about done draining the SPR. Bad news is good news for the market because the worse the economy gets, the closer he gets to pivoting. He's already turning dovish for fucks sake.

>>52704672

>>52704659
This. Powell said as much a few days ago.
I just don't get how mumus only ever hear what they want to hear.
Maybe the heeming commences for a reason.

>>52704672
dont ask us, ask /gme/ schizos lil nigga

>>52704682
>I just don't get how mumus only ever hear what they want to hear
watch tv

>>52704679
He's doubled down on rate kikes this hard because of a loss of confidence and credibility in the Fed. Your thesis is basically that he will keep doubling down and lose all credibility. Hmm yeah that makes sense, I'm a mumu now! Buying QQQ calls.
Why didn't I notice the genius of mumus before now

THIS IS FROM A WALL STREET JOURNAL ARTICLE

>>52704696
this was very predictable and its a damn shame you cant trade twtr anymore

>>52704689
Haven't watched it since 1996

>>52704694
>confidence and credibility is more important than literally everything else
he's fucked no matter what, crashes this economy with no survivors and refuses to pivot he'll be removed and will be remembered as an incompetent fuck up responsible for high inflation and an economic crash, they'll even use his futures trading to prosecute him. He pivots, people go back to work after layoffs, government continues to govern, he can save his ass. I'm betting on powell saving his ass instead of "muh institutional credibility"

>>52704679
>Biden is about done draining the SPR.
The SPR running out will be inflationary.
>Bad news is good news for the market because the worse the economy gets, the closer he gets to pivoting.
This is how you get hyperinflation. Money isn't just some abstract idea: it's a representation of value stored somewhere else, and when you start fucking with the money supply like that to cover up actual problems in the economy, you cause serious misallocation of production. It can either manifest of devaluing of currency, like the Weimar Republic, or severe supply shortages, like the Soviet Union. In either case, eventually the bullshit becomes too much to bear and your civilization suddenly and irreversibly collapses without warning.

>>52704681
>The_meme_formerly_known_as_Kuk.jpg
What did he mean by this?

>>52704718
we'll do better than the rest of the world and really that's all that matters, no one in this country wants to deal with another great recessionon, let alone a great depression. Inflation can be solved better overtime with production increases, as it will have to anyway.

>>52704716
You're reaching hard there.

>>52702914
he guys, smg-newfag here. i sold most crypto except for chainlink and want to diversify. i bought into first hydrogen and uranium energy corp stocks and hydrogen and uranium etfs.
would a buy into chink oil and gas make sense, like china oil & gas group, because it dumped?

>>52704696
free my nigga yee he dindu nuffin

>>52704733
Only a redditor could have takes this dumb.

>>52704737
no, bobo thesis is just to unrealistic in the later stage.

>>52703715
I've seen her in concert at AX 2019. She brings surprisingly positive vibe in the crowd. also cool dance move
I've been to numerous Rammstein concert for reference...

>>52704756
A year or even 6 months from now, yeah bobo thesis won't last. Even so, the recent trend is still strongly bobo. But yeah I agree it can break, just not anytime soon.

>>52704718
>This is how you get hyperinflation
Right so we come to a crossroad of:
>banks implode and the economy deflates ruining the average man which is the end of the world
>we cut rates and bail out banks, but then we hyperinflate and that leads to the end of the world
Which end of the world path we taking? Rates as they stand now already have a nasty recession in the cards. Long soup kitchens and crop seeds either way yeah?

>>52704769
there is no bobo trend for now, its just bullish until we get a CPI increase

>>52704777
Do mumus really

>>52704754
Reddit are bobos now. The bobo thesis where Jpow hikes rates until inflation ends no matter what, hell or highwater, depression or recession, is GME baggot tier. Do none of you bobos realize that inflation is not the only fucking thing that matters to everyone else including the government? When fighting inflation becomes a pain for the public and the government, it will end. Our world is not the world of long ago where people had the grit to tough it out thru Vocklers giga hike.
>>52704795
>bobo's junior TA
lmao, keep buying those puts like putstranny did. see how it works out for you.

>>52704705
>this was very predictable
tw*tter pulling that shit down, obviously yes.
kanye literally tweeting a swastika, no; that’s a WTF.
I didn’t realize that he was very directly naming and ostentatious naming the fucking jew.
The clintons are going to get him suicided by year’s end at this rate.

>>52704753
based.

ALSO, he apparently just got a fucking divorce like one or two days ago… wtf.
this dude’s life is going off the fucking rails rn

>>52704733
>>52704754
>>52704756
Redditors blindly trust the system to work its problems out on its own, but that strategy doesn't work anymore because the people running the system now also blindly trust that the problems will work themselves out on their own. This systemic complacency that is leading to worsening crises over time is due to people taking it for granted just how hard people had to work behind the scenes in the past for United States to stay afloat. The current generation retards just think that problems go away because we're america 'n shiet.

i dont invest but want to make a test portfolio. is marketscreener an ok site to use?

>>52704750
fren those are all shit cos.

Buy stocks with billion+ market caps when investing in commodities or ur gonna get burned. And fuck the CCP

>>52704806
see >>52704812

seems like you can read UN white papers and see where the money will flow. is this a thing people do or what? I want to create a shell non profit I can staff so I dont work. I will be fall guy for your scheme as long as I get paid. Im serious about this. contact me here

give me some seed money and I will create the next enron we can milk all these boomers who dont understand anything about climate or computers are begging to be scammed

>>52704817
thx fren, any longterm recommendations?

>>52704847
No uranium it's a meme fuel and sector is full of shitcos. buy AUS or US thermal coal instead. BTU and others.

Hydrogen stocks are dogshit and only explorerco gambles get bids

Oil + gas I own VET and PBR for divvies

>>52704718
>Money isn't just some abstract idea: it's a representation of value stored somewhere else
Money as its conceptualized today is 90% speculatory lotto tickets. It doesn't represent real value. In a debt-based economy like ours, there's no limit to the amount of goofy shit that can happen which is clear to everyone by now.

energy and telecommunications infrastructure is where the future money goes in developed markets and in emerging ones it production and farming. according to the things I read. how accurate is this assessment?

>>52704864
will look into it, thank you

>>52704888
in developed markets, the government extorts money from its subjects and uses the funds to destroy production and farming.
See the last few years and maybe Netherlands/Canada specifically.

>>52704686
I already know they'll lose their shit because anything AMC-related makes them shit themselves.

>>52704949
in emerging ones it seems like they intercept the funding from developed and try to funnel it towards paths that aren't very productive like women and eco friendly companies.

Futures are green, today will be the first day of the new bull market. Spy 420 eod. Death to bobo, death to hawkishness.

>>52705062
No.

how do I invest in isotope production? I think it will expand in size.

>You don't have to run faster than the bobo. You just have to run faster than the mumu next to you.

>>52705067
Yes, my horoscope said I will have many fortune today (source : hindustan times)

>looking for a game to play and chill
>they're all trash
guess ill just shitpost here instead like usual

>>52705114
Fistful of Frags

>>52704949
>>52705035
yeah in developed nations the kikes and their lapdogs just embezzle and squeeze the cattle class, like the 3rd world except they are better at it

>>52705135
>Fistful of Frags
that reminds me of an old half-life mod i used to play, it was based on western setting. cant remember the name though

For equities to go up here, it would strongly imply a soft landing, but the bond market seems to strongly believe that the Fed will cut rates soon and rapidly, completely contrary to the fed's statements so far, implying hard landing.

I don´t want to put a crayon in my wallet you fucking kike shills!

Fed is not cutting rates it will stay the same if anything. Jobs report wont be good that is going to be announced today

Red or green today , quick /smg/

>200dma
>crabbing after a vertical pump for 3 weeks now
>vix on lows
Get ready
>

>>52705285
im feeling red even though I feel fine myself.

>>52705285
blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

>>52705285
>>52705288
>>52705305

Dubs for GOOGL

>>52705114
Have you played recettear yet? It's required to post on /smg/.

>>52703573
Colt40 and a swisher sweet.

I-is Jerome p-Powell best fed ch-chair ever?

>>52705434
Im impressed with him considering the shitshow he was given. Seems like he saved us from a harder crash but its not over yet

Where can i buy clothes that Ye designed /biz/?
Also recommend some redpilled companys.

>>52705383
looks like work to me

>>52705207
We pump till February. Sell in may and go away cuz fed pumps 25 bps. Revisit 2022 lows during summer cuz muh recession, muh unemployment, blood on streets, blah blah blah. In fall, fed pauses so we stick around 2022 lows -3%. This is when you should max buy. H1 2024 recession announced which fucks up biden and democrats. Fed pivots. H2, max leverage.

S&P 500 futures fall slightly as investors await Friday’s U.S. jobs data

>>52704774
Maybe the precious metal bros were right holy shit

>>52705477
If you say so senpai

>>52704552
>Thinking we'll climb through December
And people thought *I* was delusional when I bought long exp puts in April

The market never climbs the last few weeks of the year and always crabs through February load up on TVIX equivalent before Christmas and make money on people cashing out/clocking out for the long holidays

>Railroad strikes cucked by congress

Welp, there goes my shorts and puts opportunity, fuck

>>52704864
not escaping from PBR after Lula take over? he already said he wants to cut dividends

>>52702914
crab chads I kneel

>>52702914
Capitulation happens today
Redeem the fake pump

>>52705114
Why don't you embark on your journey to unify the six elden rings and take your rightful throne as elden Lord of the lands between?

I have covid. How to financially benefit from this? Im long tech...

>>52703299
did david soxl create that power point?

>>52705114
I've been playing CS:S zombie escape again lately for the first time in 10 years. There are still a couple of active servers in EU surprisingly, unloze and nide.

>>52705733
>I have covid.
Nigger its almost 2023. Don't tell me you went out of your way to get a PCR test as if knowing whether you have covid or not is a useful piece of info to have when being sick?

1 hour remaining until mumus spam pink wojaks and ask why we're dumping

Is it possible to still get an actual paper bond?

APSI for an easy 10X. Get some today and enjoy this blue sky breakout that is upon us. Stop being slaves to the fed and your wage cage masters. APSI is the best tip that has hit this /smg/ board in months. Don't fuggen miss it.

>>52705699
its a great game, ive basically done everything in it though. honestly i need to take a break from gaming and focus on my projects

>>52705928
>AQUA POWER SYSTEMS
>Bangalore Urban, India
sir I'm not going to feed your village

>>52705928
dont like their fundamentals too risky and based in florida

TMF seems like the easiest multi-bagger play out there

>>52705963
?

>>52705888
>Don't tell me you went out of your way to get a PCR test as if know
Nobody needs to go out and get tested dude i got like 20 tests the feds gave me for free. I was curious if i had covid or just a flu.

hearing bad things about chinese yuan future

We're not gonna make it are we bros?

>>52705959
>AQUA POWER SYSTEMS
That's the previous company, shrimp dick. Traditional Trucking is merging into the shell. APSI is the easiest 10X you'll ever see. You're welcome

>>52705961
>dont like their fundamentals too risky


Revenues x Net Profit Margin = Net Income
Net Income ÷ Outstanding Shares (OS) = Earnings Per Share (EPS)
Earnings Per Share (EPS) x Price to Earnings (P/E) Ratio = Share Price Valuation

$87,000,000 x .19 = $16,530,000
$16,530,000 ÷ 17,204,180 shares (OS) = .96 EPS
.96 EPS x 39.29 P/E Ratio = $37.71 per share
and the 87 mill is audited. They did over 100mm in revenue in 2021. This is a no fuggen brainer.

>>52703038
Tendies for everyone! Happy Friday!

>>52706022
no, I am getting heemed

>>52706022
that's correct

>>52706029
negations are going to fall through they dont have a good record im warning you bro I know someone that knows a board member

>wake up
>see NRGD did a 10x overnight
>think the world ended and I've finally made it
>turns out I didn't actually make it

>>52703512
What is that from?

>>52703986
What's this from?
I always loved that actress. She has nice big eyes.

>>52706022
>We're not gonna make it are we bros?
Not following these broke ass smooth brained neets here on /smg/ they offer you nothing but misery anon. You want a 10/10 Trad gf? TRADitional Trucking is merging into APSI. Buy as much APSI as you can afford and break free from your wage cage, finally land a cutie gf, and leave this empty hole call /smg/ forever. This is your best chance fren. I suggest you take it

>>52703553
Where's the reparations to the native Americans who literally had their land stolen and then flooded with niggers, Jews, and shopping malls?

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.ft.com/content/e1ddc6f0-eb0a-4d52-8971-b1d9c2cb5c02

>>52706048
> im warning you bro I know someone that knows a board member

You know nothing kid. Go play your fantasy roll play games with your retarded little sister.

>>52706085
I'll buy if APSI can break and hold above that fierce resistance around .45.

im not a kid probably your elder show some respect punk. thats a warning. the first and last

pre-emptive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jobs report is going to poomp da phuckin mrkets

>>52706111
Checked and it'll blow past .45 with ease. GL fren

>>52706103
Any real estate anons that can give me a quick rundown? Is this the start of the HELOC death spiral?

>>52706103
>selling casinos in an upcoming time of financial troubles and reopening
interesting. Not sure why they decided that.

should i long right now or not? Bad news are good news right?

>>52706103
How do I profit from this?
All in DRV?

>>52706126
Jobs report will be bad but they will act like its good as is usual with democrat president

>>52706103
YOU SHOULD NOT REDEEM
seriously gtfo centralized non distributed ledgers

>>52706204
>>52706126
>jobs report come in hot
>economy is still great and resilient, keep on pumping

>jobs report come in bad
>we did it, we reduce employment and demand
>inflation is killed, it is time for the bull run, giga pump

Either way, we will giga pump

>>52703553
Wasn't California founded as a free state? Fire eaters and barn burners, I tell ya.

Why do stocks go down during recessions when a recession means that QE is coming to pump stocks?

2 minutes
either my CAD short is getting raped or I am making bank.
most likely crab

>>52706228
well thanks for the money

>>52704114
Thnx fren

is this a short?

NOT GOOD NOT GOOD

>>52706275
Jep

>>52703553
>$559BN
4 lines later
>$569billion
How about $0. Final offer.

ho ho ho

> inflation peaking
> strong economy

bullish

>>52706263
There is no longer a catalyst for a huge market dump unless we got a black swan like credit suisse going under.
Every economic data good or bad or FOMC announcement have been followed by a huge dump. Bad news = good news now. The market maker are pumping the market with any kind of news.

HOOKED AND HEEMED

Why are futures crashing when Powell said that the hikes will stop now that morale has improved?

meme lines win

>economy strong
>lets all sell our stocks!

Why are boomer investment firms like this?

well

>>52706311
Maybe because Payrolls are indicating that Powell maybe shouldn't just yet slow down

>>52705901
KEK NFP DELIVERED

>>52702914
>Job reports are good, time to dump.
>Clownworld.jpg

>>52706311
He just said they're going to slow the pace down to like 50bp per meeting. Economically, a soft landing is most likely because the economy is still strong.

fuck bulltards :)

>>52706337
it's because higher employment numbers means that companies can afford to grow, which means that rates are too low, which means that rates will be raised, which is bad for stocks

mumutards what just happened?

>>52706349
they never fucking listen they enjoy losing money its the only thing that makes sense

>>52706316
because they'll buy in for cheaper while retoilet traders get heemed

What the fuck happened overnight?? Why are we down so hard premarket?

jobs

Unironically WTFWT?

>>52706316
Because stock prices are driven by QE not economic data. Economic data only matters insofar as it effects people's expectations regarding future QE.

Nothingburger

meme line status: validated

>>52706349
bearshit muthaphukker

BOOM! FUCK YOU BULLS! I HOPE YOU LOST YOUR RENT MONEY!

>>52706375
Go Dollar Go

Howdy /biz/raelis! I dont have any money to invest in stock nor any useful knowledge about trading but I do have some inside info that may be beneficial to you. I work for a medical company that provides CPAP devices in Europe. We' re almost done with the Dreamstation-recall so you may expect some increase in value of the Phillips stonks after the public announcement that will help their image and restore their credibility.

>>52706375
>Why are we down so hard premarket?

I have warned you about the NFP sell off literally for 3 weeks, many times..
You never listen..
>>52403515
November 13
>>52566747
November 22
You should have hedged. You should have listened.

>>52706350
>which means that rates will be raised, which is bad for stocks
how is it bad fro stocks though?

>>52706387
>>52706389
lol yeah fucking right bears are dumb as fuck. Bloobloobloo, jobs report is a fucking nothingburger. You idiots are so data driven when it supports your bullshit bear thesis.

>>52706228
This aged well

We pump on open.

>>52706350
I dont get it
50bps is already priced in
The NFP data coming isn't gonna make the fed hike 75bps

>>52706396
debt servicing more expensive, higher financing costs, higher discount rate for future cash flows.
Just to name a few

NEW
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>>52706391
thoughts on CPI report oracle anon?

>>52706375
This shit is so funny

>>52706337
Would you be saying the same thing if the market pumped on bad jobs numbers?

FUCKING STOP GOING TO FUCKING WORK

>>52706410
The only thing that will be pumping is the circuit breakers

>>52706403
what else should drive financial decisions? Is it about the feels.

>>52706388
Is it true that the foam inside the device only caused cancer if people used aggressive cleaning chemicals at home?

lmao the markets is literally collapsing under our eyes because people aren't losing jobs
ahahahahahahahaha

>>52706349

>>52706414
so it all comes down to companies having to borrow money to operate
maybe if you need to borrow to just operate you don't have a real business, only startups should be in that situation

>>52706403
Tbh I'm starting to think meme lines always win no matter what. No matter what the news is, the interpretation can be changed to fit the meme. Unless the next core cpi report is 0.2, I think the line states were going to lower lows

>>52706439
Its possible. Especially if you use Ozone cpap cleaners.

>>52706462
>maybe if you need to borrow to just operate you don't have a real business
Don't be anti-Semitic.

>>52706462
>not using leverage
also you're forgetting using how fucking important a discount rate is for future cash flows

>>52706145
There was a more elite jew who decided he wanted them. What counterparty has a birrion dorrar to throw at something like that with such a terrible ESG score on short notice?

Brainard is kinda hot...

>>52704209
Every situation like this is a few beers and a sexy card game away from a threesome. Just keep your options open before making any rush decisions