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>first day of new job
>coworkers already don’t like me

>> No.52702734

>>52702724
Water + soap combo

>> No.52702736

>>52702724
Stop acting like such a weird little fag

>> No.52702738

>>52702724
Stop being cringe?

>> No.52702749

If I knew someone I was working with posted frogs I would publicly ostracize them

>> No.52702770
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>>52702724
Play the silent autist card until you observe enough to make specific remarks about peoples hobbies or interests, always an instant ice breaker for me desu

>> No.52702796

>>52702724
Heavily imply that you got the job because you are an in-law of someone in the executive suite

>> No.52702798

>>52702724
Did you not hide your powerlevel sufficiently? You need to get a thing. You can be the baseball guy, or the camp g guy, or whatever. Just fins some normie friendly persona.

>> No.52702824
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>>52702749

>> No.52702835

>>52702724
just be good looking and charismatic

>> No.52702870

>>52702796
Bruh, they’ll hate him even more if he implies that he’s got a silver spoon

>> No.52702881

>>52702835
KEK I love how this is really the golden rule of life we are just dumb apes

>> No.52702893

>>52702724
I am extremely good at lying to my co-workers, I have developed the ability to pretend to be happy and normal despite being a fucking loser weirdo. Hoepfully next bullrun i can fuck off forever.

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at least you have a job. i got fired this week

>> No.52702942

>>52702898
yeah also you're ugly.

>> No.52702946

>>52702893
I mix in a bit of schizo energy into my normie banter at work and i can consistently entertain pretty much all of my coworkers, just need to make sure you're witty enough to not fall flat and people will think you're actually charismatic when really half the shit im saying is the first thing that comes to my head lmao, make their days go faster and everyone will love you

>> No.52702990

>>52702898
Welcome to the NEET master race

>> No.52702995

>>52702724
But do you like them, that's what really matters.

>> No.52703043

>>52702724
You may be too based for them

>> No.52703074

>>52702898
did you get caught sniffing the seats again?

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>>52702724
Never liked normie coworkers. Its either roasties + single moms and the men are all boomers who worship nignogs playing handegg on a tv.