/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobo just accept it, we won

today i made money
for the first time in days
yet gains are no match for
my persistent malaise

SKYT is going to $40

>what meme line do we reject at?

UPST $30 EOW screen cap this

>>52686329
>cock

>>52686349

>>52686341
$419

>>52686341
wait did we just break out of the channel?

>my +15 year average age of mortality relative died of covid because he wasn't vaxxed. Stop being a baby and get vaxed and mask up or maybe we'll shut down the economy again ok?

anyone posting in this thread before the other hits 300 is a gay

>>52686370
bigly. this shit is gonna giga pump back to ATH before EOY.

>>52686341

>>52686364
Just a funny id fren, cheers

>yields
the thunderous roar of the happening continues to grow louder as it approaches, can you hear it?

Bull thesis : Double bottomed, its priced in, fed is pivoting

Bobo thesis : OH MY GOD ITS JUST LIKE 2008 MICHAEL J BURRY SAID ITS OVER ON TWITTER, THE 100 YEAR CHART SHOWS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DROP BELOW 1000 AND YOU MUMUS WONT STOP BUYING ITS LITERALLY GOING TO CRASH ANY MINUTE NOW

>>52686299
My USD are with good mattresses
They Will Come Back

By PFE. The vaccine is 100% effective, well, it's 99% effective, well, it's...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ONHBQ0fGSRI

>>52686370
Say it with me: the bottom is in

Yeah... what a day. I end up with the "cock" id
At least I closed this month green
Not sure whether to be happy or cry

>>52686398
Go all in a leveraged long right now. Do it.

little too much enthusiasm

>>52686398
All leading indicators show we are fucked are still in play. I hope you all trimmed profits cause we all know how this ended last time and the timebefore that

>>52686398
we lost more then 20% as tec reported bad earnings.
Now we get a full blown recession and lots of bad earnings, but thats a reason to rally all of a sudden?

>>52686387
>>52686370
no dancing until spx 4300 breaks

>>52686329
poem anon are you really sick? i heard about the news yesterday

>>52686444
Sorry......... what?
Other than my 'cock' ID, I think... I'm healthy? I do not have HIV/AIDS if that's what you're thinking. That's misinformation

>>52686437
With margin calls and bankruptcies rolling across crypto affliated exchanges. Someones left holding bags and it won't necessarily just be the cryptokeks

>>52686428
cheer up retard wagmi

poemanon takes PReP, he good

>>52686429
i am lol
>>52686436
last time powell's speech was bearish, we dumped the next day and pumped friday in one of the biggest pumps in nasdaq history.
>>52686437
because good news is bad news we've been over this, a million fucking times. get with the program.

>>52686450
>pink cock ID
>no aids
Buddy..

guys I just flew back from boston two days ago and now I am getting a fever

>>52686341
4150

>>52686428
Both is good, crying is the body getting rid of sadness - literally in hormones in your tears. Plus then when you're done you can go back to being happy. Just know there's plenty of treatment options nowadays senpai, it's gonna be okay.

>>52686464
That was only the case as we had qe tho...

Dude, you are using that meme you stole from me wrong and its pissing me off you fucking newfaggot. Its a supposed to be sideways you dumbshit 2016 tourist. Ive been on 4chan way logner than you shit head. You better use that meme right or I will personally come to your house and anal rape you.

What happened today, exactly? People are saying there was a pivot.

>>52686398
Accurate

>>52686469
Do you have any cow bells?

>>52686464
The 3 month bond just inverted the 2 year. Post your portfolio gore here in a few months.

>>52686469
I know what you mean, massholes make me sick too.

>>52686398
>fed is pivoting
this is literally just as delusional as the entire second part of your post though, OK well maybe excluding SPY 100

>>52686299
Damn my boomer fund managers to hell.

They tax their commission and just underperform the S&P.

>have professionals manage your money

They said

>it’s less risky and they know what they are doing

They said
I’d have done better just buying lambos…. BAKA

>>52686341
my meme line, so now

>>52686486
i'm waiting,buddy.Come

>>52686491
was gonna post the same thing kek

This time is different

>>52686491
I took a multivitamin and am drinking tea / mucinex

>>52686483
the bull case is the return of QE from fed pivot. which is currently in progress.
>>52686490
I swing I'm not a Hodlcuck like you faggot bears who can't stop circlejerking about old facts and bad charts.

>>52686502
Look outside. Im gonna fucking kill you.

A dove just flew over my house wtf

>>52686469
literally all you have to do is take 10-20k iu of vit D a day, unless you're jabbed. In that case your immune system is fucked

>>52686507
chicken broth, a bunch of potatoes chopped up, and a shit ton of garlic. boil until tender. add more fresh minced garlic.

>>52686398
Fed is pivoting. He literally said increases well into next year, eventually hitting higher rates than they expected were needed a couple months ago. This is a classic bull trap before a large drop.

We still haven’t hit the point of widespread defaults and bailouts yet.

rocker your post about the IT person applying to you was a bad omen I literally got fired/laid off the next day

>>52686498
Jpow pivoted to "I don't want a recession", previously he did not care. Its happening. His backbone is shattering.

>>52686501
how far are ya willing to let it run? before thesis is dead

>>52686503
>>52686507
Well here, follow these directions
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9Zg6yGlQ4

>>52686529
is that THE Bruce Dickinson?

>futures

I think its amazing how people here think they can make money shorting and with puts a year into a bear market

What happened today, exactly? People are saying there was a pivot.

>>52686501

>>52686540
All of /smg/ be wearing gold plated diapers.

>>52686545
I think it's amazing that redditors still don't understand the bond market.

>>52686450
they told me it was HIV not aids, even though its the same thing. are you on treatment for it?

Well I narrowly dodged a bullet today

>>52686520
Will do anon, I have home made chicken broth, home grown garlic and a bag of potatoes although I have some in the garden too.
>>52686518
Not jabbed, although I read some crazy shit in pol about my gf transmitting it to me since she took the mRNA one.

>>52686545
c'mon man, we both know there is at least one more leg down on this

also lol someone reported my hairy forearm pic

>>52686450
Jesus that's you poem anon? You really have bad luck
>has HIV
>works at Wendy's
>gets assigned cock as his ID

I give up. I’m staying in cash forever. None of this makes any sense. I just can’t buy at these inflated prices. There’s no value left in this market and growth companies that aren’t growing are still going up in price. Insane.

>futures

>>52686610
who tf still drinks shasta

>>52686597
>wendy's
>rap
implying this could ever be topped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRBY9x1YlIQ

>>52686597
i refuse that pic is real.do leafs really?

>>52686604
anon just buy gold and / or land. we are all mad here in the stock market.

>>52686626
That's not even a leaf-specific thing, any modern minimum wage customer service job will have a questionnaire where they try to suss out if you can swallow your pride and be a good front for the company, or at least not be an absolute dumpsterfire that gets in a fistfight with someone's mom in the dining room that ends up on worldstar.

>>52686498
Last year the Fed projected they would do two 25 basis point hikes in 2022. The fed is bad at forecasting, but you believe everything they say now. Did you know that during the 1970s great inflation the market bottomed while inflation was at 7%?

>>52686648
>min wage
>pride
Come one thats just employers being total sociopaths,also most zoomers nowadays wouldnt pick a fight

>>52686669
This time is different

>>52686499
How did you get 3 million dollars

>>52686669
and inflation was -2% during GFC.

Anyone else still holding calls? I think I should have sold

>>52686604
Feels weird that we're only 10% away from SPY all time highs.

>futures

>>52686615
That’s la croix if I’m not mistaken

And, to be fair, what kind of homo drinks that shit? That’s a woman’s drink.

>>52686718
Futures are on your side at the moment. I almost went all in on SPXS the other day. Jesus Christ I would have gotten BTFO.

YANG
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52686370

I'm bullish but why are we pumping this hard? Powell seeming to agree that raping the economy with hikes isn't going to go on much longer? If I heard correctly, he appeared to say that a pause in hikes was imminent

>>52686755
damn. it is. Fever dream is hitting bros.

>>52686702
I am independent consultant for cybersecurity incident response. I guide F500’s in responding to hacking incidents. My rate is $10,000 per day. It’s extremely stressful but the money is extremely good.

>>52686776
>falling for the chinese meme

>>52686782

>>52686789
>3M / 10000 = 300 work days
That's a lot of companies getting hacked

>>52686784
Stocks pumping is inflationary. Powell won’t take kindly to this. He will keep raping our assholes until you retarded fucking mumu’s stop overreacting when he says something dovish

>>52686787
It’s ok. I flushed $2000 down the toilet today trying to buy puts at the top of QQQ twice.

Someone on /smg/ should post their gains and then offer investing services. I’d give them their money if they outperformed the market.

>futures

Well so much for the giant pump

Esssh, china keeps rolling on... Haha.

3X ETF chads it's our time. The 200 SMA and EMA have been broken. This is now a ProShares thread.

>>52686769
I shouldn't have tried to short after the conference I lost a shit ton of money, thought I was being smart and that we would start dropping after the conference. Switched to calls last moment but I feel like I'm too late

>>52686552
There was a pivot. The one sponken of in the prophesy, it arrived today as JPOW spoke at a local book club he admitted that they want stocks to go up cause he and the rest of the ruling class own most of the stocks. Therefore stocks pumped. The generational bottom is now confirmed. You will never again be able to buy SPY under 400. The only question is how high will we go before the next dip? Some say S&P 4100 ( we are there now basically, some say 4250, others say 4500 EOY. Really it doesn’t matter much for long term investors cause we are fresh off of generational lows, meaning lows that will never ever be seen again.

Will the S&P trade 4500 before it pulls back to 4250, will it pull back to 4050 before it blasts past 4100? Will it hit 6000 before it pulls back to 4500? Nobody reall know but everyone with a brain knows it will absolutely never trade back down to the lows of 2022; literally zero chance of that.

>>52686810
I have retainers. Companies pay in advance to reserve my time. They don’t typically use all of their retainer

>>52686822

>>52686812
He said he wasn’t going to purposefully crash the market. He’s going to keep rate hiking and it isn’t going to do shit because everyone has so much fucking cash they’ll keep buying the dip until the bull run commences.

I think they’ve finally figured out a way to make capitalism crashless.

>MFW the USD is slumping and sinking any plans of visiting Europe/UK next year

>>52686822
Should have bought before. Just saying.

>>52686855
Why the fuck would you visit the UK?

>>52686800
Right here my man.

>>52686329
Delete the word 'my' and this is great. Your poems all rhyme ok but they really lack meter
t. Professional poet

reminder to sell your GEO and switch to CXW.

there is indeed a reason why it has a ~20% short interest, and you'll be mad at the post-Burry-taking-profit dump. CXW comparably only has 1% short interest and is getting overlooked by the normies (which Burry also owns) despite being from the same industry.

>>52686931
How is anyone a professional poet in this day and age?

>>52686931
>Professional poet
How do you get paid as a poet and who pays you?

>>52686931
> professional at something subjectively valuable
Post something you made or else who cares what you think

>>52686938
I’ll add it to my AQB and BHSIF make it stacks.

What do you think will be sufficient? 10,000 shares? Maybe 20?

>>52686955
Be a songwriter and make sure the shit you're writing rhymes and has a structure conducive to putting to a beat in a given genre.

>>52686955
Some people sell their sword.
Others sell their quill.

>>52686329
nice cock

>>52686967
doo doo pee pee poo poo
i fart big poopy doo doo
shart face in stinky poopy pants

>>52686955
Sell it to an illiterate negro for 2000$ so he auto tune some grunts over it and sell it to the jews for 20mil.

>>52686329
good id

lmao @ pink cock id guy

>>52686971
depends on your risk tolerance, but I don't really foresee it falling below $10 at this point. perhaps buy 10,000 and sell 100 puts at $10?

>>52686560
I have no diseases, other than foot fungus. I'm treating that... but I've been treating it for 20 years

>>52686527
it literally stopped right at the line so far. I'm thinking a daily close above and I'll cut my puts

Fuck you, I sold SOXL today. Do I buy back? Do I go VOO or UPRO?

I call this pattern; The Efficient Market (featuring random walk theory)

>>52686597
I don't work at Wendys and I don't have HIV/AIDS. I don't have nearly enough sex to have a chance at catching HIV/AIDS.
The 'cock' ID is true, and unfortunate, but... whatever. Bad luck is bad luck
>>52686931
Yeah, this one wasn't my best
>>52686997
Thanks, I've been working on it

>>52686718
I am but undecided what to do tomorrow.

>>52686501
I hope you're right, I bought puts right at the fuckin bell during all the peak euphoria

>>52687063
I'm really unlucky so I'm thinking we go to 400 tomorrow open and I panic sell my calls before we go to 415 on the same day.

>>52687069
Those puts could be five strikes in the money today and they will still be expiring worthless no matter their duration. I hope that’s money you can afford to lose cause it will 100% be lost.

>i actually have to wake up at the opening bell tomorrow
fucking christ

>futures

>>52687086
big words

>>52687087
>he doesn’t buy 1DTE calls at the bell and set GTC closing orders @+25%

Do you even know how to print money in these Hebrew markets?

>>52687086
No they won't. I only trade butterfly spreads so IV and theta don't mean shit to me. I'll rephrase, I bought bearish buttery spreads at the bell

Guys do I buy SKYT?

>>52687112
>UMD girls

>>52686299
▲
▲▲

>>52687124
>SKYT

>>52687112
everyone in this video deserves to be executed in the name of Allah

>>52687084
kek you sound like me. Its hard to avoid taking even some money off the table but after a day like to day it may be the right call, who knows?

https://youtu.be/RDJiWlAC9yk
Powpow showed his bitch side today, we all knew he had one.

>>52687176
>imagine how many loads that girl has swallowed in her life


I’m betting it’s well over her body weight.

>>52687176
>today

Bobo it's time for ropes

>>52687187

>>52687200
We handing them out to mumu?

>>52687045
interesting , i call it
FUCK BEARS FOREVER

Looks like still a lot of room to run

>1 year - 10 year spread at 1.166%
>bulls celebrating
pic related is a glimpse of the future

>>52687045
That's how Bart's start out

>>52687231
>>52687233
Bobo,i..

>>52687233
We're in a bart within a bigger bart within an even bigger bart apparently.

>>52687241
Oh poor poor tarded mumutard. When will you ever learn?

>>52687117
Butterfly spreads are the worst spreads of all time. At least calendars give you options. Butterfly spreads are lottery tickets. Just buy wide out spreads with a deep it’s long strike and OTM short covering most or all of the premium aka a synthetic short stick position.

Golden Bullrun soon

>>52687258
>learn
What am i supposed to learn?

>>52687268
Post the gif, faggot

>>52687282
How to duck.

>>52687264
I don't use them as lottos like most people that don't trade them all day everyday that think they are only used for lottos

>>52687288

>>52687268
saved for later

>>52687268
>Two more weeks

>>52687292
What do you do, genuinely interested. Center the butterfly’s around various round numbers and close them as the thots burns and they pass said strikes?


Idk how else you could make a strategy of it and that seems commission intensive.

I WILL WRITE PUTS ON EVERY STOCK FOR INFINITE MONEY

>>52687305
>saving a 1 post by this id
Bobos sure gotten butthurt today huh?

>Futures

So, that was the generational bottom? Everything kinda feels like mid-March 2020 all over again. And I should've loaded more back then.

>>52687326
Not as much as mumu will be by friday.

>>52687334
Based movie

>>52687334
stuff like this is why my therapist said i shouldnt browse 4chan

>>52687345
all lizard people must perish.

>Futures

>>52687343
Go ahead and short this golden bull, see what happens.

>>52687334
I just speculating but i'm gunna say we retrace to 4000 tomorrow before bouncing back up and continuing the rally

>>52687218
Imagine being a Biden supporter.

>>52687360
Same with tarded mumus.

>>52687370
wtf is this

K W E B

>>52687383
Mumutards future

So the house voted against the railroad strikes but what about the senate? Will they cockblock the stikes or actually let the unions go with it?

>>52687345
>2 more sessions
Nice slampig tho

>>52687403
>2 more hrs

>>52687231
>"no you can't rally look and the heckin' yieldarinos!"

>yields

>>52687436
>just

>>52687396
strikes dont need to ask for permission, i can see this going tits up fast. and the natgas prices skyrocketing from 6 to 7.3 proves the uncertainty

oh no no NO NOOOO WTF IS THE MARKET DOING I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE NEXT MICHAEL BURRY

>MFW retail and retards are shorting in AH just to get absolutely BTFO tomorrow by billions in programmed buying

Get liquidated faggits

>>52687345
>giga pump short squeeze tommorow as 4100 is breached
>bobo buys record number of puts and shorts the "top"
>short squeeze friday because labor data comes in weaker than expected
>bobo : "b-but noooooooo mumu is dumb"

>>52687469
I am, bitch.

>>52687471
I will, thanks. Hopefully Friday is bloody and I can break even.

>>52687477
I went 100% cash a few weeks ago.

>>52687477
there isn't any options expiration tomorrow

>>52687496
Yea there is

Jesus christ, there are so many redditors ITT that are going to get completely shrekt.

>>52687467
Unionkeks will go back to work until they die. Korean truckers are also getting their balls stepped on.

>>52687512
truckers are a lot different than train operators. anyone with a week training can drive a bignigrig

>>52687496
the fucking state of bobos, also put/calls are high again at 1.27 so lol enjoy your raping tommorow bobo

>>52687519
Korean truckers are striking for minimum freight loads. Not sure specifics but government always step on union balls. House is now mandating 358 work days with 7 "sick days"
Trainers still on call 24/7.

>>52687525
>hedge funds have been buying a historic 0 day and near dated options
I dont need the luck, you are the one trying to time the bottom with the world burning

>>52686915
Well played anon. Well played.

>>52687496
>I don’t trade options

Options expire every day. (((Market makers))) realized the goyim like short duration options gambles so they made options that expire ever single trading day on all major instruments.

The computers hedge them in milliseconds upon filling the orders and keep their positions balances at the speed of light so it’s just more free money for them.

Literally every trade filled for retail is a losing trade the second (really millisecond) it is filled or it wouldn’t be filled at all.

>>52687531
Oh even worse -- paid sick leave is a seperate bill that way they can strike it down.

>>52687539
we left it retard. world burning is bullish, do you not understand how things work yet?

I have $90k in the bank just sitting there. No bills, no rent. I want to invest but I'm afraid of an upcoming market crash. What hsould I do? I've been investing like $300~$500 a week from my income but that lump sum is just sitting pretty.

>"yeah so basically we're going to keep tightening through 2023"
>HOOLLLYYY SHIT I'M PIVOOOOOOTTIINNGG!!!!!

>>52687510
smart money or reddit money?
>choose your fighter

>>52687566
Average into companies with good prospects and good balance sheets, maybe 5-10k every month or two

>>52687566

>>52687568
did you not hear "I dont want a recession" come out of his mouth, we're ultra close to one because of his rape hikes, he's preparing to pivot, he's scared.

Look at the bigger picture. This +4.5% day is but a small blip on the chart. We are in for crab conditions for at least the next year. We will have rallies during this time, but don't be expecting to go to ATH anytime soon.

>>52687566
I am in a similar boat. Parked 75K in 3/6 month treasury ladders. Spent the remaining amount swining shorts and DCA'ing some bags. I, once again, was not expecting another retard strength pump so I am sitting out now.

>>52687471
Retail are the only ones buying right now, look at SPY on stocktwits. People on there are the reason why I think stock trading should be restricted to those under 25,000 in portfolio value.

>>52687566
lump sum investing beats DCA 90% of the time. You had a beautiful time to buy in at 3700 for an entire month, should have asked back then. I can't in good faith tell you to buy at 4100, but you could still miss a lot of upside. Hard choice. JEPI might be a good compromise.

>>52687554
I wanna see your front flip skills.

>>52687595
why not just throw everything into SCHD? I'd get $2000~ in dividends in the first year and just snowball it.

my buddy linked me a live updating new headline aggregator site but i cant remember it. any one have any ideas about something similar

>>52687591
>Retail moves markets
Bot

>>52687582
Is there any hope that we go back to the left instead of this fucking schizo shit?

>>52687591
the absolute state of bobos lmao

>>52687608
news headlines*

>>52687566
Just go into JEPI. In crab or bear market you will outperform the market. On the year, if you factor in dividends, your holdings would not have lost value. It also has capital appreciation upside in case we do rally. JEPI is the best bet for the medium term in these uncertain conditions.

>>52687603
4% is the yield of treasury bonds my dude with much higher risk.

>>52687484
You won’t ever get close to ever breaking even if you were short going into today. You should have covered with the smart people after JPOW started speaking but obviously you didn’t cause if you were that smart you’d be a trader at Goldman or JPMorgan.

You are not, you will hope and pray that the (((market))) goes in your favor. You are not a trader, you are a gambler. A trader was either king this morning pre JPOW or reversed their shorts after he started speaking.

You are a loser. Your money is going straight into fuel for actual traders yachts.

>>52687610
Who do you think has been dumping on retail every cycle this year after a big pump? Same story with GME, almost everyone involved on the retail level lost money. Institutional has a lot more money but there are tens of millions of dumbass people in this country who are bullish about anything and everything including dying companies. Meanwhile they overlook stocks like Amazon losing a trillion in value while Apple is basically untouched.

>>52687591
The absolute state of mumus lol, lmao even

If you want a one stop shop of garbage to ride the meltup of turds, look no further than Cathie Wood and ARKK

>>52687613
>>52687630

>>52687629
>Retail moves markets
Bot.

>>52687581
>he's preparing to pivot, he's scared.
what a pussy, at this rate we'll see 2% inflation back again by 2030 probably

Usually dump day after fed if pump on fed albeit

>>52687636
Im thinking I want to get PLUGged in if ya know what I'm sayin

>>52686444
trips. check em.
>pink cock id, kek

>>52687623
85% of my account is in JEPI and the rest in SKYT.
JEPI has been a king.

>>52687654
>only one turd and not a diversified toilet of turds

>>52687627
what?

>>52687643
That show was trash.

>>52686979
>>52686988
>>52687006
Is there really money to be made making poetry for rappers?

I feel I could do this. Here, lemme try:

/smg/ blues

The market, I’m timin’
Or at least I’m tryin’
my baby is cryin’
And my old lady is fightin’
With me cuz I’m losin’
All my money, who am I foolin’ (?)
On puts and calls
Until I hit the wall
And crawl back in the bottle
So I don’t throttle
The family I coddle
And slip away into darkness
That’s all, god bless

How’d I do?

How come it’s not as easy to farm (you)’s on reddit as here

Way before Powell today and the giant green dildos, BTC and eth shot up like crazy. Is it that far fetched that some corrupt whales with connections got an inside scoop before hand?

>futures

>>52687629
GME was actually the only play I made money on in a long time. Turned $1000 into $30000 in one night lol

>>52686299
So is it unironically the time to go into TLT? Any bond anons have any recommendations about a good bond related ETF?

>>52687672
Your bad and you should feel bad. Take a college class on creative writing. And listen to mf doom before you think you are good

>>52687666
schd returns as much in yields as bonds from the government. schd has a higher chance of losing value. you are still betting the market goes up with dividend stocks, so if youre comfortable with that why not just buy regular stocks and not dividends

>>52687670
Name me 2 good shows from the last 5 years

>>52687700
SCHD better diversity than picking my own stocks.

>>52687702
banshee

>>52687702
I cant name two because there are zero.

How is it possible that we can get these retard pumps out of nowhere?
I thought everyone was suppose to be poor, getting hammered by inflation, how is it possible that there is still so much cash laying around?

>>52687650
Today wasn’t even FED day, it was JPOW speaking at some bullshit conference. He said literally nothing new. Todays rally was a symptom of pent up demand and money on the sidelines piling in triggering algos sho trade against algos. There is a duck load of money on the sidelines now waiting to but back in. The funds talk bearish in public but really they just wanna be the first ones back into the market and that was what today was, a rush back into the markets but funds who have been looking for a reason.

The one ray of hope for bears is that these funds are managed primarily by diversity hire women and blacks. The Jews and whites are still bearish and will likely sell into this cause really the S&P only opulent be fairly valued unless it was 50% lower than current levels all things considered.

>>52687702
Not that guy, but damn I can't.

>>52687702
Kingdom
Good Korean show, lots of fun, biz would enjoy it

>>52687726
Sorry chud this chart needs to go to zero

>>52687717
$VOO my dude. all you need. yield is ~1-2% as well, so you still get dividends with much higher capital appreciation

i have 40% of my portfolio in this ETF and i'm an active trader. it's a very good core position.

>>52687581
He also implied no cuts that high elevated rates over a long period of time.

>>52687728
The absolute state of mumutards. LMAO.

>>52687745
High elevated? Like 5% for 2 years. So scary

>>52687702
House of the dragon
Dexter new blood

>>52687757
do you not understand just how catastrophic 5%+ rates are for shitcos who were barely scraping by at near zero

>>52687761
Ooof
what an airball

>>52687757
>sustained sticky inflation
>debt rolling over at 5% instead of 0%
Lol

Generational top. We've finally made it bo-bros, it's all downhill from here.

>>52687726
There's nowhere else for it to go.

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>>52687782
this but unironically

>>52687737
Honestly, feels like I dont even know what money is anymore
Like what is this, where is all of this cash suppose to be?

>>52687775
I love this part

>>52687768
Who cares. They go bust, reduces labor demand and increases unemployment and creates fire sales to scoop up cheapies for those that manage to survive and expand real capital. Bullish for large caps

>>52687745
jpow : "we're not going to have a recession"
jpow : "I'm okay with causing a recession if it brings inflation down"
jpow : "I don't want to cause a recession"
How can you be strong in your convictions when the king of the economy isn't?

>>52687566
Dump it all into BHSIF

It either does nowhere and is the same as holding cash or you 100x it and never have to work again.

There is no risk.

>>52687797
most of the "large caps" are companies like appl whose stock price growth was literally fueled by taking on 0 rate debt and buybacking shares

when those companies have an earnings compressing and their debt rolls over to 5-7%+ rates they will take a tumble

>>52687784
Where else do you want to go? Lock your entire portfolio in short term treasuries? Long treasuries were in the shitter. Stocks were in the shitter.

Want the whole world to sit in cash or PMs? Stocks were going to go up. Now it's bonds turn. TLT, TIP be ready.

The futes are scaring me, I think I'm fucked

highest up volume in 3 months bull bros
>144mil volume on spy
price action bros wya

>>52687801
Jobs data was bad this morning but I dont have much trust in adp after they "fixed" their data. I believe that inflation will remain sustained and high and believe the fed will stick to their 2% target. Because thats the only thing the fed can agree on.

>>52687775
>generational top
the absolute state of /smg/ bobos

>>52687820
is the fed still tightening?
have we reached the top of the memeline channel?

answer those two questions and then ask yourself why you bought the fucking top

>>52687815
A correction that got priced in this year. Bottom is in for stocks, deal with it

>>52687839

>>52687815
Shitcos yields are 8% on their bonds already. On a 3.75% risk free.

>>52687852
big tech bond yields are still only 4.5ish percent
I expect them to hit around 6% next year

>>52687817
Equities just nade it to the bathroom, they have yet to properly shit so hard vlood comes out its gaping mumu asshole. As for treasuries, im not toucjing them till i see 6.5%. See when it all comes down to it, my time is better served learning my new job and ill wait till my indicators tell me to go short or long. Equities are flashing fomo so i am not touching it, go ahead and pump my 401 for me though, i could give to shits less. Plus, once the 2 day does roll over ill be ready, but china selling the dollar to pump their dying market doesnt impress me all that much. Treasuries have been under the 200 for a long ass fucking time, go ahead and buy it and when china pulls that rug again dont you fucking dare bitch and complain about it. Like i said, im 100% cash and ill buy back into equities when i read at least 3 reports of suicides by window. I want my certificates drenched in blood.

>>52687869
The implication I was making is shitcos will easily go insolvent when their bonds start demanding 12%

>>52687258
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>>52687746
Behead all of these posters ISIS style for their crime of bearish sentiment

>>52687885
well that would only be the yield on newly issued debt tbf

New

>>52687897
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>>52687887
don't miss the top

>>52687887
>spy by april

>>52687899
Have you accounted for lack of investor enthusiasm to baghold their shit?

>>52687924
you do know how bonds work right
yield increases only affect newly issues debt

>>52687879
based cashchad, I'll be mostly with you. I think bonds will rip short term though so it's a small 10% trade that I feel has some decent risk/reward. Once the retard pumps stop I fully expect a flood into them. 40k ready to buy funeral home 3x ETF calls at the bottom next year

>>52687694
Well, it’s my first time. It wasn’t that bad, r-right?

>>52686299
First time i've actually felt like I'm going to make it.

>>52687702
Succession
Below Deck

>>52687815
this is apple
have you ever read a 10k in your life or you just type without thinking?

>>52687934
>shitco is going to need money bad in the future
>market starts looking for exits on their bonds
>yields on those bonds go up as they are offloaded for discounts
>now shitco is stuck with burned investers and a bad future outlook

>>52686398

Don't get cocky mumus... You might miss

>>52686527
2900

>>52686832
How the fuck is this sustainable? I'm happy that my bags will get pumped but in the back of my mind I have a constant feeling of dread.

>>52687665
I'll add some goybase as a hedge

>>52686339
They aren't even profitable.
What makes you think they ever will be?

>>52688088

>>52687603
SCHD is about to hit a new ATH heading into a recession of unknown duration and the Fed will not stop hiking rates. The dividend yield means nothing when the price drops by 50%. There is maybe 2% more upside left in SCHD

>>52687694
>mf doom
His own way was strange but it matters not
Tuned into a frequency tone that shattered rock
Hold it down like Shatner do Spock
Rapper jocks need to put a sock in they chatterbox
The block got light of Vioxx stock
Folks gather round, it's no joke like "Knock, knock"
It's them, they came home to roost y'all
And watch 'em transform the game to the rules of foosball
She's too small, any questions?
Him could squeeze blood from a penny in the recession
Keep guessing, it gets deeper than depression
The power of suggestion wake a sleeper, peep the lesson

>>52687566
Treasury bills. Don't buy the top of the stock market

>>52688118
The spirit of mf doom just possessed this man

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>>52686341
I bought during Powel's speech today, so that means the dump starts at market open tomorrow. I'll be sure to let you know when I sell at a loss so you can buy in.
>>52686370
we did. And I think we continue for a bit, then a bunch get scared and line go down again...but how far who knows.
>>52686437
I personally think this time around we may have a huge decoupling of the equity (and maybe real estate) markets from actual economy. Powel today basically said he would rob labor of a fat inflation increase, even though corporate already got it. Basically, Powel will work to keep wages down "to keep inflation down", so it wouldn't shock me if we see the real economy suffer for the next 8months to 2 years, but the stock market could continue to climb....why?....cheaper labor is bullish for corporate profits. Also, everyone knows we will again be at ATH at some point within the next few years, or at least less than 10, so those with the liberty of excess cash must decide what to do with it. So it's inflate it away holding as dollars, or put it in some kind of asset. What is money? https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=X1Za