/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for FUCK BEARS

Long straddle

>>52683950
That's a woman

Will it dump tomorrow like it did last time?

It's like 1979 in here.

>smug Boboshits
>not so smug anymore after today

Get liquidated you fucking faggots. Pump my bags with your margin calls you fucking bitches.

>>52683984
Of course

>>52683950
that thing is uglier than the vtuber avatarfag

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXHUBERENCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history...

>up 6.24%
>The ONLY chip maker actually making chips in the US
>clear uptrend
>getting thrown money by the US government

Its basically AMD in 2018.

>>52684006
All i remember is the past 10 years of +20% bobo bitchass

i aint even remember '08 dawg

Take note Saudis, our market and economy are doing very well, we can clearly afford 90+ WTI. The recession is over. Go for it December 4th.

>>52683984
If it doesn't hold on to your butts.

>>52684020
I should have bought yesterday at $9. I got greedy, I FAILED YOU AMERICA

>>52684020
>only chipmaker working in the US
Texas Instruments.

First for GENERATIONAL BOTTOM!

Y’all ready for the golden bull run? Buying stocks now is like buying in 1980, you’ll more than 10x your money in the next couple decades. This is where zoomers who buy stocks become the multimillionaire and retire to Florida by their 50s and retire to Florida of their generation while the no stock retards become Walmart greeters.

>>52684036
Texas Instruments makes analog chips. They're important but they aren't the future, they're just good for industrial usage.
Intel makes chips but lol. lmao. they're useless.

>>52683935
I swear, the dxy is going to hit my target 10 days later then expected, after raping my ass

I just woke up....

Fuck you, Powell....

Oil pumped today even tho the DXY* went down .80%

Allah is great

>>52684046
Yes, I had a good day, but all this euphoria talk is making me nervous mumu bros

>>52684035
If it makes you feel better I averaged up today. Extremely bullish on SKYT but I did not expect Powell to be so dovish.

>>52684062
don't be a faggot, line only goes up

>>52684036
I remember some 8 years ago when I was applying for jobs they only had entry level engineering openings in like the Philippines.

Hah, Morgan Stanley was right, this does have legs to run til January with the NASDAQ leading.

Too bad I was a pussy and only bought utilities going into this rally. Will stick around for 1-2 more weeks then sell.

>Why yes, I bought one more KO share for my Roth, how could you tell?

This is some bullshit. Stocks are fake and gay. I want the railroad unions to give congress the fuck you finger and strike anyway. This economy deserves to crash!

https://youtu.be/TyKS0_J9RgI

>Jpow speech
>nothing new
bulls are just making shit up and going into extreme exuberance.
clown market in a clown world

>>52684067
I might write puts until i get exercised at a price i like, but i doubt there's much option volume on this ticker yet

>>52684084
>We are told that Maximin could drink in a day an amphora (or about seven gallons) of wine and eat thirty or forty pounds of meat. He could move a loaded waggon, break a horse’s leg with his fist, crumble stones in his hand, and tear up small trees by the roots.
One wonders what else he might invest in nowadays.

The pivoters have come out of their hidey holes

>>52684059
thank you for your sacrifice.

>>52684157
I've always been here lad, daily. As sad as that sounds.

Bobo we will stop pumping the market if you take your meds

>>52684180
there are worse fates. you could be raising black babies right now. be thankful that you're here with us, fren.

>>52684196
Please dont take your meds, I have 10 calls of 410C expiring tomorrow with my rent and food money.

Are we gongo up now bros? Is the pain over?
Please advise, I'm all cash waiting to buy back in

Uhhhhh UUUU bros??

>>52684157

PIVOOOOT HECK YEA

So is the kpop faggot a fed member a glowfaggot or a prophet?

>>52684154
>One of only two Roman emperors who came from a dirt poor background
>Literal gigachad
>Personally fought on the frontlines against Germanics
He came, he saw, he Thraxed.
>>52684025
>Take note Saudis
Arabs shitpost/shill here?

sure went through a lot of threads today

>>52684157

>>52684088
Low volume thread
Low volume end of the year pump
Low volume pre-cpi dump
Low volume santa rally afterwards

>>52684249
Hopefully this isn't me

>>52684252
how much are you down, bobo?

>>52684234
OPEC Dec. 4th followed by new sanctions and I am HYPED, can't focus at work or anything. Paired with the indexes recovering, we could see something very interesting.

>>52684277
When WTI $250?

Anyone else know the uncanny feeling where you're not doing much of anything, then you have like an appointment you have to go to and all hell breaks loose? Like where were all these retards coming out of the woodwork to fuck you over the minute you decide to do -literally anything-. It's like either the universe is trying to fuck you over or other people exist purely in a space where they actively try to ruin you and nothing else. It should be random coincidence but it seems to happen every motherfucking time.

No lube?
Not my problem.

>>52684025
Walahi?

>>52684274
I'm up because I actually closed my shorts in the morning, you retard. Instead of posting epic reddit-tier zingers you could accept the reality that this happens every december and live with it.

>tfw trying to analyze the stock market but a sick banger comes on

>>52684331
Nobody knows I exist.

>>52684331
That's something to do with Jung's collective unconscious

abraxas rules all

Lol the more the market pumps the more incentive there will be for powell to continue hiking even if the hikes are 50bps or lower.

>hurrrr durrrrr fed said they were gonna moderate hiking rates

It's like elementary school stupidity on display by mumus but hey I'm here for it.

Why wouldn't you through your money into the market now as it teeters on the edge of a hard landing as winter approaches hahahahahaha

>>52684364
You better pray the esnpee rejects 4100, or we're all getting bearskin rugs for Christmas.

Me slurping TLT and TIP while people crowd into overextended divvy plays and still bloated tech.

>>52684325
Don't know, but they better get handsy with those muh china and recession fears articles, my greasy goo is neither going to take out itself or dump alone

>>52684364
Hikes are "bullish" because bulls know that other bulls said it was bullish. Bulls will sell as soon as there's a pivot because they're already being mentally primed with the "pivots are bearish" narrative being spammed everywhere. The FED WILL achieve market meltdown.

>>52684364
In 1970s great inflation, the market bottomed at 7% inflation. Eventually you'll get it bobo

People getting sicker?
2nd graders dying for no reason?
Climate change somehow breaking down immune systems?
Sounds like PFE's fault.
So I'll buy JNJ instead.

So what happens tomorrow?

>>52684457
Remember that time JNJ gave people cancer with their baby powder?

>>52684364
You missed the part where higher rates are now good. Companies can buy treasury bonds and use the interest to cover their previously issued bonds and while still having more interest income to invest in share buy backs and capex.

It’s literally free money. Before it was free money cause you could take out loans for nothing and buy your stock back now it’s free money cause you can take your profits and loan the money to the government and make money to buy your stock back.

People complicate the market more than they have to. It’s really quite simple; is the FED doing a thing? If yes, buy stocks. If no, they will later so buy stocks.

Stocks go up

>>52684463
That was actually pinkeye.

>>52684440
anyone got any good youtube documentaries on the 1970's stock market?

>>52684462
I'm gonna watch how Big Lots does, could be interesting.

Is there a stock market green candle bar dildo

I would like to invest in that company

>>52684457
I'm buying MRNA puts in Jan. I seriously doubt everyone will wake up that all pharma is bad. They might figure out that mRNA injections are bad

>>52684463
Thanks to that shit you literally can't find talcum powder at the store and have to special order it. Fucking garbage. Keep that in mind if you bros ever need to powder some bedbug interceptors.

>>52684462
Looking good to me, because I do business with some of those companies.

>>52684478
The fuck? Is this some degenerate bong show?

>>52684196
Deal. Just tell me which ones to take

>>52684477
You missed the part where there are no profits and all their costs are rising

>>52684497
>"Chair Powell, one question about black unemployment if I may..."

>>52684457
>Pfe
Don't they have more total criminal fines for fraud then any other country on earth?

did i miss a news cycle? why is it poomping?

>>52684550
GOODS MORNINGS TAH YOUSE, MASTER POWELL.
MY NAME IS PONTIAC BONNEVILLE, AND I'S WAS WONDERING WHY THE SCRATCH-OFF LOTTERY TICKETS IS SO EXPENSIVES.

>futures

>>52684589
Powell raped my puts and my portfolio today

>>52684589
Because Kpop anon said it would and it did. He is probably a fed insider faggot. Leaking really juicy information out because he is a A class troll.

>>52684589
powell said reduced pace in hiking, 2% goal over 2 years, keeping rates at 5ish and letting market role while workers and white collar get fucked with sticky inflation, no wage growth and artificial demand reduction, through taxes most likely

>PRTY 2026 bonds are trading at 8 cents on the dollar
>only 10% of the float is short
this seems inconsistent. I'd have expected 25%+, not 10%, given the comparably shit situation BBBY is in.

I've never had sex.

>>52684646
>2% goal over 2 years
>keeping rates at 5ish
lol

>>52684675
Good

>>52684675
I have and it gets old.

SOXL is about to break 14

did jerome imply lower rates??

santa rally coming??


ive been watching the world cup and been out of the market. only checked few indexes after close.

>>52684477
>Companies can buy treasury bonds and use the interest to cover their previously issued bonds
And where are they going to get the money to buy enough treasury bonds to cover their interest? They'd have to take out a loan with a much higher rate therefore defeating the purpose.

>>52684710
>>52684675
You'll learn to hate it when youre trying to have a kid. Gets so old.

>>52684710
really? care to elaborate? all i know is porn so explain it to me like i was a retard.

>>52683746
this is legitimately mind boggling to me. How do democrat voters honestly live with themselves? Yeah I know what I'm getting with republicans. Tax cuts for billionaires and more money for Israel, status quo. They don't lie so much as just not tell the truth.

I swear that democrats have no fucking consistency at all. The party of the worker voting to shutdown a strike because muh economy is fucking unreal to me. I mean it's probably required because otherwise we're fucked but I'm still shocked everyday by the decisions I see out of these clowns. MAGAtards are only a few steps behind though. Glad economy will die soon

>>52684735
>>52684710
you must be fucking a whale or low T

Sold 80% of SOXL calls but no shares.. is this rally going forward? What the fuck? Do I buy UPRO calls?

>>52684677
If, as he said, their method works in this uncharted territory, by keeping rates this low while fighting inflation through demand reduction for households and signaling the private economy to just not open as many jobs, inflation is at 2% in 2 years, with wages having stagnated, compounded inflation somewhere around 25%, the working middle class with no assets empovrished, the working class unable to survive without government hand outs and the upper class and asset holding middle class well off able to invest in the next long term growth cycle.

>>52684728
No, just slower hikes and long term rates around 500bp

>>52684735
>trying to have a kid

IN THIS ECONOMY?!?

>>52684623
I went grocery shopping today because tomorrow's the first of the month and that's when all the niggers come out.

I don't think I've ever seen so many bears so mad on smg.

>>52684423
those are extremely mannish arms

>>52684768
flip this upside down and post it on the next red day and you've got retard permabulls the last year

>>52684778
Yeah but the difference is the permabulls will be right eventually.
There are bears on here that are absolutely shocked when a stock/index doesn't go down FOREVER because the meme lines are broken.

>>52684747
>t. never gets any
Having sex every day for weeks takes all the excitement out of it, just mindless work.
>>52684754
Better now then when im 40.

>>52684768
it's pretty sweet, isn't it?

>>52684772
she doesn't have them, but there is something special about a girl with hairy forearms

>SOXS under $30
Tell me one reason why I shouldn't buy

>>52684737
Once you fulfil your degenerate fantasies it's like OK cool, what now. Unless it's with someone you really feel an emotional attachment towards, WHICH IS RECPROCATED, it's like having a tennis partner or some shit.

>>52684807
im honestly not even gonna bother unless i get rich. failing that im gonna take a year or two off at some point and travel around the country and maybe the world, just trying to spread my seed as far and as wide as possible, and then leaving. it's up to God now. if i get rich, i'll make tons of White Christian babies, but if he doesn't want that then i'll be poor and make a bunch of single mothers. his choice. if i were God i'd make me rich, but, you know, that's out of my hands.

>>52684753
so isnt that bullish news? they need to go less hard on the rates. bearish long term since it will take longer.

>>52684805
Ah it's the retard trying to pump an unprofitable small cap that has the horrible takes. Figures. How heavy are the bags?

>>52684827
maybe i'll just stick to porn, then. real sex sounds pretty lame, dangerous, and requires a lot of work.

>>52684768
I've learned to cash out before Powell starts yapping. I'm a bobo but came out completely unscathed today. And scalped some profits. They say Bobo never learns, but I learnrd not to let Powell heem me

>>52684675
wow that must suck haha

>>52684805
i'm not so sure about that but even if I'm wrong I'd be concerned about the implication that 25% below the ATH and then going back up quickly means for the economy and if that premise really makes sense even in clown world. Like damn I don't feel good investing right now where was the capitulation?

Whatever I'm still mostly long anyways

>>52684717
Cool story.
It's still going to 8.30.

>>52684847
He said inflation hasn't slowed despite their efforts.

>>52684847
market gets used to it. it is just going to hurt companies that survived on cheap rates and the middle and lower income households, which is good to get inflation to 2%

>>52684859
Nah, do it for the experience. Just don't venerate it or anything. Once you get that mental block out of the way you can focus on other, more important stuff (like making money).

>>52684882
I'm 98% bullish and 2% bearish.

>>52684891
this. It's not a bad idea to try and get laid naturally through self improvement but eventually just get on and pay a whore just to get it out of the way so you understand. I'm not an incel by any stretch (despite my lack of any pussy as of late and my demeanor) and i passed up on opps wanting my first time to be something worth remembering and special. Within reason it was but that was like 9 years ago (I'm 28 now) and it just seems whatever.

I'm really just trying to get laid right now so I can get it out of my brain and get back to other shit because I'm horny as fuck and haven't had sex since 2018 or 2019.

>>52684920
Just get used to jerking it and you never need a woman again.

>>52684847
>so isnt that bullish news?
No, the Fed always said that they would eventually slow the rate hikes once they got passed neutral. The level we are slowing at now is way more than what the market expected a few months ago. Powell himself said that 75bps wouldn't be common and then hiked 75bps four times in a row. Even if the Fed paused right now at 4% it would be very bearish for stocks. The entire global economy is built on cheap USD and forever declining rates. 5%+ FFR held for a year is absurd levels of bearish. The market is pumping because it is in denial. It simply can't accept that the Fed will hold the FFR at 5% until the economy cracks so it's created a mass delusion where everything Powell says is dovish. There are a lot of similarities between the covid mass delusion and the dovish pivot mass delusion.

>>52684859
It is. If people spent their energy on making money instead of chasing tail most people would be rich.
Women are a vice.

>>52684854
You’re going to be saying this all the way to a 4bil marketcap. I told people to buy at $8.
You are genuinely retarded.
A retarded bobo that got heemed today while my index funds rocketed and my “shit stock” went up 6.2%

Cope and seethe, you aren’t Michael burry. Double down so you can get blown the fuck out tomorrow.

>>52684754
I had a kid earlier this year and tbqh it's not been nearly as expensive as I thought it would be. Then again I live in a state where they're pretty generous with doling out bennies to new moms and it's been a massive help on top of the wife breastfeeding, but a kid is really only like 10-20k a year and usually on the lower side of that estimate. There are people here that lose more than that gambling on faggy d's in a fiscal quarter.
>>52684807
>Better now then when im 40
This guy gets it.

>>52684887
>it is just going to hurt companies that survived on cheap rates and the middle and lower income households
In other words the entire world economy.

>>52684926
I'm actually trying to limit my fapping and porn intake right now because I'm getting too degenerate and I think porn is evil and self destructive, so I'm trying to decouple the two. I've done nofap before and never had a problem, harder now though because I think I've gotten too addicted to big boobies on the net. f course I keep failing but that's life. Just gotta keep moving forward. I don't pay a hooker now because I'm cheap and not sure i really am comfortable with it but I debate on it sometimes.

Kinda mixed feelings today. One hand who don't like seeing green flowing into the greedy pockets? Other hand fucking Powell denied me my chance to further bag cheap VZ shares at sub 35 a pop. But maybe it's for the best; gotta personal loan that I've been slowly paying off so maybe I should jack my payments up a bit.

WTF DO I BUY

>>52684950
some are going to survive, others are going to get dismanteled and absorbed. And scared capital will as always gravitate toward the biggest pile of horse shit. spx new ath by eoy

And just like that, Bobo and Mumu will still be arguing back and forth til the end of time, won't they?

>>52684891
im already focused on making money, anon. and yeah, i'll have sex for the experience just so i know what im apparently missing out on, but besides that it sounds pretty lame.

>>52684926
basically This.

>>52684956
it's like the "drink in moderation" commercials for alcohol, but with jerking off and porn. it's like the seven deadly sins, anon. all of them are only problematic in excess. you want to do things in moderation, not excess. moderation (rather than complete cessation) isn't degenerate, it's natural.

i had an injury in the past that prevented me from jerking off for months and let me tell you, it's not fucking pretty and i wouldn't want to ever go back to that lifestyle. it literally hurt to cum and i had to force myself through it for a while before i got used to it again. like it builds up in your system or something, gets backed up. you gotta clean the pipes.

>>52684985
>some are going to survive, others are going to get dismanteled and absorbed.
That's not an environment where stocks hit and maintain new highs.

Seriously are we gonna rally from now until the end of the year?
There is gonna be another pump when CPI data come out next week isnt it?

>>52684948
>anyone who disagrees is a bobo
I won't post my position again. You saw it last thread. Everything but the VIX was massive green, intraday means little to me. Doesn't matter, if you loved it at $8 you'll love it back at $4. Keep that power ready!

>>52684989
I'm just looking forward to weekends being about stock picks and strategies, instead of doomers ranting about how unfair it is that the market isn't collapsing.
Its getting to the point where its only worth coming for movie night.

>>52685018
>There is gonna be another pump when CPI data come out next week isnt it?
It won't even matter if the CPI is hot or cold, the market will spin it bullish and pump regardless. It's going to pump until it gets exhausted and then crash to new lows.

>>52685018
>Seriously are we gonna rally from now until the end of the year?
Maybe.

>>52685024
>Intr-Intra day means lit-little to me
Bet it didn't mean little to your portfolio bitch

What the fuck happened. Why is Sp500 up 3.15%

>>52685026
Where can I watch the big short for free? I think I've watched most of the movies recommended here, just never seen that one for whatever reason

>>52685006
large caps absorb small caps, investors hide in large caps, all that is going to happen is slower growth rate to new ath leaving less competition and more oligopols

>>52685047
Doomer headfake. The Santa rally is on.

>>52685047
We're pivoting. It's finally here. Santa Rally confirmed.

my amex platinum arrived today.

>>52685038
>>52685054

>>52685047
>>52680612
>>52680658

>>52684427
Retard here. Let me ensure that I am understanding the thesis here. You're expecting that the economy will crack, the fed will lower rates and TLT and TIP will moon when this happens? What happens to these in the event of a US government default?

>>52685076
>What happens to these in the event of a US government default?
nothingburger compared to what happens to the entire global economy :))))

>>52684477

Bull bros can you feel it? Bobo is losing

>>52685076
>What happens to these in the event of a US government default?
In the event of a US government default the game ends and the world economy crashes. So a US government default will not be allowed to happen.

>>52685006
Least of all if we face protracted long intervals of continually hikes. Death by a thousans cuts.

>>52685099
>So a US government default will not be allowed to happen.
he says while the deficit only climbs every year

>>52685097
the healing process has finally begun.

>>52685043
>$92.99 (0.25%)
I mean yeah up $100 is pennies in my portfolio since I just started allocating my capital.

>>52685076
>What happens to these in the event of a US government default?
Then the only currency that matters is food, shelter, and ammo.

yo lil bobo I just took a big brown poopie haha it was same color of your fur, I even grabbed that poopie out of the shitter and drew a big frown on it and sad face eyes. Looks just like you today.

>>52685018
>are we gonna rally from now until the end of the year?
Yes.

>>52685100
there wont be continued hikes. Powell confirmed, lower pace, longer look wait and see periodes. So we might get 0.5 in december, 0 in february and depending on what happens another 0.5 or less

>>52685102
The fun has only just begun in that regard.

>>52684956
What worked for me was still jerking it about as often as I used to but just using my imagination rather than any media to get me going, and then gradually tapering off how often I cranked my hog. I'm at twice a week now and I'd say that's a healthy number to keep everything in good working order, gonna try to make the switch to fleshlights rather than my hand so I don't have to get myself close during sex. Although as much as it's been frustrating it's also probably the only thing that kept me from knocking up chicks left and right when I was young and stupid so I try not to beat myself up about it.

>>52684546
Doesn’t matter, government en pays either directly or indirectly around 50% of everyone in the country. PE is literally irrelevant and has never mattered. Stocks go up because stocks go up. People need shit, nobody produces their own shit anymore so they buy it from companies, the government subsidizes everything, the money will flow into equities because the people who control the money flows own equities.

It’s really not that difficult to understand.

Is the S&P ludicrously overvalue? Of course it is. It would take the better part of a century just to break even on your investment from SPY dividends. After inflation you will literally never break even on revenue even if you head for a thousand years.

Does that mean it will decline? Absolutely not.

Stocks go up, that is the entire purpose of them, so just buy stocks cause they go up. Why will they go up? Cause stocks go up.

>>52685140
>0 in february
Holy shit, bros, imagine...

why would anyone ever buy BRK shares when all they've done is underperform the S&P?

so biztards whats the maximum prime rate gonna look like in 2023 before it goes down or at least flat lines for a while??

>>52685192
People with billions don't need to outperform the S&P, they just want their wealth protected with growth that exceeds inflation over time.

>>52685194
between 500 and 700 bepis
the market is literally always wrong about both inflation and interest rates, remember that

>One of the applicants for the open position has an interview with me at 6pm
>call him and tell him where to meet me and what time to show up
>great sounds good I'm looking forward to the interview
>doesn't show up
Kek American labor at its finest. So many lazy fucks are going to starve this winter. I'm going to get a sick pleasure out of seeing the homeless population grow during this recession.

>>52684423
Yeah I'm sure we will get plenty of smug bobos if we get "rugpulled" from 4500 to 4300

>>52685224
powell said stop opening jobs, its bad for inflation. McDonalds needs workers

>>52685215
7% base rate? how does that translate into mortgate rates and CD rates?
10% mortgage rates??

>>52685269
more than 10
less than 4% cd rates because fuck you LOL

>>52685224
He probably found a better offer. That's part of the deal these days.

>>52685209
then why not just buy the s&p lol, he's right. BRK is a retard company.

>>52685235
Are you kidding? They were out on parade this morning after 2 red days to start the week. Of course we will.

>futures

>market moons
>down money after daily inflation

T…thanks boomer portfolio

>>52685272
lol they already at 4-5% if you go to an internet bank
my local bank (BELL BANK) paying 3.5 already and they are stingy af

>>52684966
VZ is just 10% up from the bottom in October. I think you will be good. with this divvy it's just 2 years of holding.

>>52685274
Well the thing about BRK that cracks me up is that its basically just an Apple spinoff at this point.

bros china's gonna do it, they're gonna end the lockdown

FEELS GOOD TO BE A BULL

STRESS FREE GAINS

THE DOLLAR IS STILL GOING TO ZERO LONG TERM

SPY $500 LEAPS

GOD SPEED

>>52684956
>I don't pay a hooker now
Just don't do it, especially in the USA.
1. It is expensive.
2. It is dangerous.
3. It is unsatisfactory.

>>52685303
yeah if im paying a premium to have some hedgies manage my fund and i see them put 40% of their folio into APPLE like a retarded 20 year old zoomer im gonna cry. might as well just put 100% in. at least they would have outperformed the market that way with barely any more risk

>>52685284
>MFW

It's over bobo

Bull bros.... Santa Clause is coming to town.....

>>52685237
I wish I could. But in all seriousness, Americans are going to suffer bigly and they deserve every bit of it. Mother fuckers are so lazy these days. People want a $10k signing bonus to work at McDonald's if not? They are perfectly content being complete losers in their mom's basement.
>What's the point in working if I can't buy a mansion and a Mercedes in 6 months
Lol. Lmao even.
>>52685273
That's entirely possible, but I literally talked to him this afternoon. So that would have been a really quick turnaround.

>>52685353
>FaG index
>On CNN
This will always be funny.

what the fuck happened today? why is the market up over 100 points??

Who bought calls before the bell? I sold all mine one minute before close. My neighbor who is a rabbi said not to go to the stock market tomorrow. That is all

>>52685359
Rocker, the problem is I'm getting mixed signals.
We have the Fed telling us too many people are working, yet all these minimum wage jobs are screaming about not getting enough people to work.

We might be seeing the boomer retirement movement in action. We need more automation, nobody wants to flip burgers anymore and not be able to afford bottled fucken water.

>>52685359
Cant speak for others, but I wont work a legal job or stop trading on exchanges that dont report to the irs until Fauci and co have been put before a wall and shot, and the HR departements and boards that forced people to take their jabs have been castrated and blinded with hot irons.

So not lazy per se just never going to be productive in this society ever again

>>52685389
I sold calls, thinking we wouldn't keep pumping. I realize now we're going to do 5% a day until new years

>>52685384
Honestly I think it happened just because the algorithms that control the market thought it would be funny, but probably had more to do with powell taking his dick out of the markets ass and telling it to figure it out before he goes back in.

>>52684462
Earnings don't matter and the markets plummet 8%
2 of these companies will soar green despite there being absolutely no reason

>>52685384
Powell opened his mouth and dumped the dollar. Everything correlated with weak dollar and/or low rates started mooning. Pretty standard stuff. Still stuck in the same range, so its really just noise.
Basically its all pure bullshit and will reverse by the time actual FOMC rolls around. Note that this month's FOMC will align with CPI release, so that entire week will be a huge shitshow.

Why does /smg/ say intel is useless when their 10nm chips are just as fast as AMD’s 7nm chips?

>>52684976
Shorts on everything but retail

>>52685424
>Just bend over and be a slave for peanuts?
>No thanks, I'm just not gonna work
>I know, I know, sorry... it's just that
>I'm not gonna do it, lol

>>52685448
Because they all lost their stock virginities to AMD since it was in their consoles all along

>>52685406
UBI and automation is the only way out of this unironically. Give the lazy NEETs enough retard bucks to barely survive and reward the few, and I mean very few hardworking Americans left with high paying jobs. Klaus is right, you will own nothing and you will be happy. I'm on his side now.
>>52685424
At least you're honest about it. But we don't require the jab for my job so that definitely isn't a factor. But you are still surviving somehow obviously. You either have a nest egg or are making money on the side which technically means you aren't lazy.

>>52685448
Shhh. Nobody here actually gives a shit about what a company makes or if they're good at it, and I'd like to keep loading up on shares so when they moon in a few years once the US fabs are online I can come back here and point and laugh.

>>52685448
Intel isn't useless.
Its a great way to concentrate all the ESL Tranny shit into one company so it doesn't infest my SKYT.

>>52685448
Is intel still going to be on 10nm chips when everyone else is on 5, or 3? You see the problem? They are technologically stuck.

SPY 420 in the next 4 weeks, easy.

>>52685448
The products work and make okay money. But that's not good enough anymore.

>>52685465
Works until it doesn't. The money is going to dry up, and those that participate in the downfall of society are going to suffer just like the rest. This genuinely feels like the fall of the United States. China is going to end up absorbing us, and you'll wish you did something about it when that happens

this time is different

>>52685406
>We have the Fed telling us too many people are working, yet all these minimum wage jobs are screaming about not getting enough people to work.
For as long as we've been trading, there has been unlimited numbers of underpaid jobs. They'll be around until the end of days. Problem is now that the internet exists nobody is under the illusion they need to respect a shit job, they can always just ghost the boomers.

>>52685486
Yea but eventually they will require endless jabs in perpetuity and anything else they decide for us on a whim to get UBI credits

>>52685521
>felix salmon

>>52685521
It is indeed. You can right now literally buy the ten year and sell the 30 year and collect free money for the next ten years with zero risk.

Do you people even trade?

>>52685486
its not about requiring the jab now, its if the company in any capacity even just tried to enforce jabs, masks, distancing and other crap. Cant work with nazis if you managed to get alive out of the concentration camps and they said sorry.
There is no possibility of any kind of coperation possible anymore with those people and entities.
I am very lazy, but risk reward, and if you dont consider laws a risk anymore, rewards are great

>futures

Anyone else think Powell is lying. He's not really confident; he's just acting that way because he knows markets will go up on it. Then CPI will smack it back down, returning us to where we were.

Maybe the truth is he likes where we are.

>>52685546
what if i don't live that long?

>>52685570

>>52685536
Well if you're a recipient of UBI you are therefore a liability and expendable so yeah there are definitely going to be some stipulations. You can't just sit on your ass all your life and expect people to want you around. That's just life man. It's been that way since the dawn of time. No free rides. You have to contribute to society of you want it's benefits.

>>52685595
>benefits?

>>52685595
>contribute to society
>by dying

>>52685577
>powell is lying
Yes,more news at 11

How many more latinas do we need to ship in to fix the labor market and inflation?

>>52685546
10y yields less than 30y.

There's really no point in buying treasuries above 6M duration right now.

>>52685572
the queen is gone lads...

>>52685595
>benefits of society
Society doesn't even exist and trying to take the U out of UBI is just the current system with it's failed incentives. Getting people out of negative-value jobs is a very good idea.

Bet there wont even be a santa rally - just two spaced out days of insane green in Dec and nothing in between.

>>52685642
UK went downhill right after thatcher was gone

>>52685546
yeah but you will FOREVER have taint of being gay becuase you purchased a bond... NOT worth it.

>>52685629
According to Powell, about 10 million. 5 million if they have big booties.

>>52685608
You doomers are going to be disappointed when in another 40 years you're still here and sat on your hands your whole life. I hope you realize that. The vaxx is a shitty vaccine but it's not designed to kill you. It's just shit.
>>52685643
Fair point but even if I got UBI I'd still probably work six days a week to get ahead and stay ahead

>>52685224
Lol. Wagies suffer while I sold 1273 jars this month. Imagine waking up to sit in traffic to then be stuck in a wagie cagie for 8 hours when all you need to do is make jam. Lol. Lmao, even.

>>52685776
Could have sold 1275 if you would have just gave me 2 green beans for 10 bucks.

>>52685632
If there is nothing reason to buy long dated bonds, why do they currently have lower yeilds than short dated bonds?
Clearly they are being bought more.

thank you based jerome, going back to the workforce is cancelled

>IN THE FUTURE THERE IS ONLY SQUEEZES

>>52685769
>sat on your hands your whole life.
Who says I'm sitting on my hands? I read the mrna whitepapers from 10 years ago and every test animal died, kek. Excess deaths are increasing and it's not from lockdown. Red deer didn't play out but we can't know long term affects yet, especially when the (((peer review))) process is compromised. I think job openings is a sign that many people are now unable to work. I'm predicting a large depression in late 2023 and am betting accordingly. We will see if it plays out

>>52685787
Sorry we're sold out of green beans. Should have paid $8 and I would have shipped it for free.

>>52685823
go back to /pol/ nobody cares about your same bullshit youve been saying for 2.5 years. nobody is dying from the vaccine. stop off topic shitting up the thread cause youre an angry weirdo

>>52685824
I got my gookfu to make us our own pickled green beans.

>>52685807
is this real?

my folio is up by 1.8k ooooooooooo
what happened? did jpow say something nice?

Look, I dont give a fuck, if I have to sell at a loss I will. I still made a good chunk of money in a bear market unlike others. I can easily just buy in for the pivot pump. I will admit that I shouldnt have held my SPXS for so long.

>>52685845
right cuz 30-40 year olds dropping dead is normal and always was. Greater Depression

>>52685852
>only 1.8k

>>52685850
unfortunately, yes
f b.com/ChuckECheesesKent/photos/a.1240487735991879/7409393689101222/?type=3

>>52685795
Forced buyers. No rational human being is looking at the yield numbers and picking 10y right now because they think they'll make more money.

i was at Value Village earlier and it started to snow, this goth Zoomer wagie was complaining that she had to walk home in 10 minutes because her ride flaked, so some random customer offered her a ride and she went with him. wtf is wrong with girls

>>52685867
I would be down for free sandwiches and pizza, provided I don't have to clean the ball pit...

This is the top.

>>52685891
>>52685867

The problem with these kinds of jobs and one of the reason NOBODY works them anymore is that you get sick all the time.

>>52685871
A 10y bond will perform well if inflation goes back to baseline in the future.
A 6 month bond currently yields negative real returns.

>>52685884
shes "goth" which is code for gigawhore

>>52684522
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>>52684522
Cyanide

>>52685901
true, my wife is a teacher and she's always sick because these cunts think public school is daycare and send their kids to school sick
she always used to get sick constantly when she worked at Disneyland for the same reason, noone will cancel a trip when they're sick, why should THEY be inconvenienced?

>>52685764

>>52685871
according to Jim Rickards, creditors are demanding the 10yr as collateral which is reason for the forced buyers

>>52685769
>stay ahead
The reason you feel you'd need to do this is why every money printing scheme fails.

More handed out money = more price gouging = people end up with even less purchasing power than before lol

>>52685823
>red deer didn't play out
Yep, /pol/ was wrong again, what a shocker. And yes, vaccines have been killing people since their creation. Modern medicine has been killing people since it's inception. I do agree that I think there are certain types of people that are predisposed to having problems with it. But every single person I know in my life that took it is alive and well and not having any problems, but they never had any problems with previous vaccines either. I mean you won't see me go in for any boosters but, if it was designed to kill, there would be, WAY more deaths than we are seeing right now. Modern medicine is just shit. It's no different than any other business. It puts profits before people, but if you kill your customers how the fuck are you going to drive up profits. It literally makes no sense for a pharma company to do that.
>Hey you know what would be great for our stock? Let's kill our shareholders.

futures open in ten minutes.

I will eat da poo poo.

>>52685940
there's no arguing with poltards m8

>>52685943
>>52685944

>>52685845
All cause death is way up among young people, but only since the clot shots came out. Alot arrogant faggots like you have died or gotten severe adverse events. Tik tok faggot

>>52685940
its not about money anymore, they have enough money, its about power and taking over the planet for only them and getting rid of the billions of useless people. they think long term, the vaccine is going to kill people very slowly, significantly reduce their lifespan. the more boosters you took the sooner you die. look at people who took the vax their faces have marks on them because their immune system is shit.

>>52685516
Meh. I work barely enough to survive and shirk it otherwise, it's been a raw deal for most of my adult life and I've got enough saved and invested to not really worry. I think that'd be a much bigger problem than what you're describing, people capable of doing much more strenuous or intense work deciding to just say fuck it and get a part time at a car dealership or something. The ones that just lay down and refuse to work are suicidal to begin with, they're not changing their mind and are broken people - I'm just refusing to do anywhere near what I could do because the compensation doesn't match and I'm not going to reward behavior I find reprehensible and treasonous with excess taxes beyond the bare minimum required to keep their thugs off my lawn.

You can't keep fucking the people and expect everything to be hunky dory, and being smart is just applied laziness to begin with.

>>52685940
mRNA is not a "normal" vax. You can't compare the two. I know a lot of jabbies too and they seem "fine" except they are always sick now. I don't think excess deaths can be hand waived away and it is real. I think it increases. It's biz related cuz MRNA puts are on the menu along with a huge financial meltdown

>>52685959
the only thing im adversely affected by is you guys making me feel bad how stupid i was assuming antivaxx was a fringe movement. I am buying calls on big pharma just for you. SEETHE AND COPE.

Spy option traders, which meme fib line do we reject at. I'm starting to think 430

>>52685940
I never gave a shit about any of that, if people wanted to get the vaccine to protect themselves then they should have that right the same way people that don't want to get it should have that right as well. The issue is that those two concepts were so duplicitously handled in practice as compared to theory that people were being forced out of careers which certainly caused deaths of despair to not even mention the societal division the whole kerfuffle instigated and still fucking does. It was an exceptionally shitty flu, and I'm sorry it's killed millions of people, but it's literally not my problem and attempting to take peoples bodily autonomy away from them is heretical. And in saying that before some troon comes in with a "whatabout abortion" I think that shit should be available at a fucking drive thru because if someone's dumb enough to kill a baby they definitely don't need to be forced to raise it.

>>52685866
excuse me im in the top 1% of /smg/

>>52686006
Enjoy your negative efficiency subscription service, kek

>>52685845
>>52685865
>>52685940
>>52685959
>>52685971
>>52685982
There’s a lot of things 4chan gets right but the schizo doom posting about the vaccine gets so old
You retards can’t even trade profitably but you think you understand mRNA vaccine tech
Don’t get it, get it, idgaf, just shut the fuck up already

>>52686084
So do all the lies about how safe and effective it was

>>52686039
I 100% agree with you. I think the world panicked and thought covid was going to be way worse than it ended up being but you also have to look at where we live compared to others. The United States is very open and spread out unlike places like India and china. Covid was literally rotting the population in India, so much so that they were threatening the lives of doctors to get a vaccine. I think the technology has tremendous potential but it very clearly needs a lot of work and the government just said fuck it let's try it which was a big mistake. It's also interesting to note that, a Russian study showed that drinking alcohol after taking the shot up to 40 days after killed the efficacy of the vaccine which is also an interesting read. Kind of a random point but I still found it interesting.

I am psychic, I bought tech call options yesterday because I was literally inside of Jpow's head

>>52686084
nvax/zm were some of the best shorts on the market this year

my BILI 19c are gonna be worth 3 tomorrow

I should not have bought a horse in a bull market...

>>52685902
10y bond will yield less than 2% in real terms if inflation goes back to baseline. If you think that's anything close to a good yield, you're delusional. You've been tricked by 10 years of retard QE policy.
Anyway, suppose they start cutting short term rates, inflation is going to the roof. 6M has a 1% premium right now over 10y, and you're crazy if you think it's going back to zero any time soon. The best "easing" we can expect is for hikes to slow down and eventually stop. The fed is trapped. If rates die, the dollar sure as hell dies with them and you're better off avoiding fixed income entirely.

So again, it's all forced buyers and arbitrage. No one is buying this shit for income.
Maybe there are still a few suckers slurping up that 60/40 split too. Especially in 401ks. Feel bad for those guys. The bond portion of their 60/40 has literally underperformed cash over a 5 year period, and I mean as a total return, accounting for dividends. That's all passive money anyway though, essentially forced buyers since they're following the mandate of that dumb ratio. Personally, I've shifted my retirement portfolio to 60/40 a few times when the market seems overvalued, but I always go 40% cash or short term treasuries. Long term is just hopeless - all that currency risk for no almost reward.

>>52686104
>youtube video going over the statistics of adverse effects for the vaccines based on numbers released by government and compelled to release by court order from the pharma companies
>banner directly below video: CLICK HERE TO LEARN HOW EFFECTIVELY SAFE THE SAFE AND EFFECTIVE VACCINE IS

>>52684675
priced in bobo chud

>>52684073
yes, it's gonna hnng to 10 trillion on the spy.

My download speeds from 4chan have been really slow the last couple days. Thumbnails will stop loading halfway through the thread. Expanded images will load partially and then spin forever. Captchas will take 5 minutes to load. This is worse than no internet at all. I think the glowies are monitoring me through my ISP or 4chan is throttling my IP for 4channing too hard.

>>52686180
Kek, the 1984 blatant gas lighting is almost comical at this point

>>52686216
This happens to me too, then I remember it's because I'm banned and using the neighbour up the hill's Xfinity hotspot kek

Imagine being young and healthy and getting the vax. Your chance of bloodcuts is far greater than dying from covid. If you're a fat boomer go head and get it. But if you're young and healthy imagine being a pay pig for big pharma. The vax doesn't even prevent this virus.

>>52684352
this. it was so obvious. i made so much easy money i feel guilty

I got the PFE vaccine and a booster. My Wife got the same. So did other members of our family. Know what happened? Not one side effect other than it made some of those who took it tired. Big deal. A nap never hurt anyone. I'm not saying "you should've got it" just that in my experience the whole "ah its bad for you" is kinda overblown. But this did happen though; a member of the family died not due to the vaccine (didn't take it), but due to age and covid both. Covid knocked him down big time. This was a 92 year old dude who still was pretty active, health issues and all, but covid took him. Frankly it was a big shock. I honestly thought he'd live to be 100.

>>52685076
>no zroz

anon, I....

New

>>52686299
>>52686299

>>52686235
this post right here officer

>>52686216
Nah, anytime there's anything spicy happening on another 4channel board traffic gets slowed way down and there's problems with the captchas. My money says it's cloudflare having some issues since that's usually what it is when it isn't someone trying to shut something down before it hits striesand levels of critical mass and breaches containment.
>>52686248
This is the only sane take on the whole jab/no jab thing, if you're predisposed to getting shitdicked by the coof then you should probably get it and if you're not then you probably shouldn't. I have no idea why such a sane idea isn't more prevalent. Although tbqh I'm kinda fuckin' tired of talking about the jab after almost three years of the bullshit, thank christ I live in a state that doesn't have its head all the way up its ass.

>>52686302
what are you doing retard

>>52685764
That as the case may be; I’ll still be a multimillionaire and make more passive income than the average American earns per year wage slaving.

>>52686331
it's brainard jerry, you know that

>>52686256
old people die from sickness all the time and have done so since the beginning of mankind, no its not a surprise. corona virus isnt something new, viruses dont just magically materialize, its probably been around for thousands of years as well

>>52686256
nobody cares what you inject yourself with. its trying to force others with literal nazi methods to comply with retarded policies and go full ape shit fascists if people dont comply. Only acceptable solution is castrating those that complied, to eradicate their slave mentality

I went up 12% today.
How did you goys do?

>>52686256
i took it and have been in the ER twice now for conditions that never afflicted me before. I feel odd everyday and have numerous pains that i never had in my life. fuck the vax, fuck big pharma, fuck vax cucks that pressured people into getting it.

>>52684639
>Kpop

>>52685632
He also can’t short 30y treasuries. He’s not a central bank or something.

>>52683984
no. Because most people know the Fed could only hike so high, and Jerome today basically confirmed what the market had priced it: likely 1 more hike, then hold and observe. It could move up for a few more days...BUT, obviously if the market moves much more than 5% up from where it ended today, many people will sell. There's still a lot of fear. Fear and greed both. I feel it as well. We're all the same now...no one wants to be left out of a face-ripping bull run, but no one wants to hold a falling knife either. It's hard for any of us to tell, unless you're friends with people in politics like Pelosi, or Fed members.

I was horsing around on the FRED site, and this chart looked interesting: https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=X1HR (same as pic-attached, but you can fool around with it on their site). Basically, I noticed that housing permits are in decline prior to pretty much any recession, and even often decline prior to equities... which makes sense...long projects need more security to start. Any anons (literally any of you) smarter than me want to comment on the current market and where you think it will go over this next year? .....Powel today seemed pretty confident he could soft land this thing, and I partially believe him, but then I see the yield curves and charts such as picrel, and I feel less confident.

>>52687019
I wanted to add too, that when I see the new picrel, it makes me feel like we are actually in the buy zone. I mean, where else will people park there money? What's more secure, equities, real estate, dollars, or treasuries? In some ways, I think equities are.
...typically DJI is higher than DJI/income, and when the two converge, DJI goes on a bull run. Same can be said when pricing DJI in terms of money supply.
https://inflationchart.com/dji-in-income