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>office Christmas party tomorrow
>never talk to anyone at work and sit and have lunch alone every day
>plan to say I'm feeling too ill to go in and I'll work from home

>> No.52684172

All social butterflies are the same.

>> No.52684188

>>52684156
Honestly, stay away. It's always a bummer when the office incel shows up

>> No.52684242
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52684242

>gate

>> No.52684293

>>52684188
kek

>> No.52684295

>>52684242
Based, fuck these retarded reddit memes. You can tell some drooling retard made this, probably based on himself.

>> No.52684422

>>52684156
Nice starter gray man outfit. Now lets see his EDC.

>> No.52684531

I work at a restaurant which is under a company that has like 5 or 6 other restaurants and if I go to the Christmas party at all it’s only until they start playing music because that’s typically when everyone is black out drunk or on their way to it and I just don’t need the headache. I probably wont even go at all and I’m in management

>> No.52684538

>>52684156
They'll know you're scared...

>> No.52684588

>>52684156
This is my office persona, yes. Not sure why but it is the simplest to default to. IRL I'm a freak and have many loving friends. I sort of LARP as a loner around normies to avoid them because their small talk is soul crushing. I think many will be the same.

>> No.52684794

>>52684156
whatever makes you happy and comfortable. It doesnt matter in the end anyway.

>> No.52684814

>>52684588
Why do you feel it's necessary to have shit small talk?
>Hey anon, get up to much on the weekend?
>Me: yeah actually, I was on the beer all day with the lads. I was so wasted I shit myself. Sunday I was so hungover, I thought I was going to rope myself. I crawling around on all 4s because I was so fucked. I lay on the shower floor under the shower until it ran cold. Jesus, it was rough. You?

>> No.52684840

>>52684814
sounds like the average NPC tradecuck

>> No.52684901

>>52684840
>Me: hey John, what's the story with that loser with the twig arms over there? Who's he?
>John: no idea, but he sure does look like a boring faggot.
>Me: oh, I remember him. He's that beta cuck pussy who can't look you in the eye and mumbles like a social retard.
>John: sounds about right.

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52684936

>>52684156
>tfw everyone at work calls me Bryan
>mfw my name is Ryan

>> No.52684968

>>52684901
tradecucks don't care if you're a weirdo as long as you can pull your weight
t. weirdo who works with tradecucks

>> No.52684983

>>52684156
Isn't it `gait` and not `gate`?

>> No.52685015

>>52684983
already been mentioned, four-eyed fuck

>> No.52685030

> office Christmas party
> on Dec 1st
> a Thursday
I don't believe you.

>> No.52685333

>>52684814
>>52684901
>has imaginary conversations with himself about how normal he is

>> No.52685393

>>52684936
actually they're calling you be ryan, as in
>be ryan
>be a total fucking loser
>kill myself