/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bros, we finally won

Bears = NIGGERS

WTF I love inflation now

>>52682706
Au revoir

You have 30 seconds to buy SKYT if under $10.
Oh wait nvm lol.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon??

ALL OF YOU ARE GLOWFAGGOTS THAT WANT ME TO LOSE MONEY

Bears are going to go broke. Cause they are all silly dumb bobos who turned into greedy filthy dumb pigs. Coming from a real Bear. HAHA

that was a violent rally

>>52682721
SOXL may have won today, but I'll happily take second place with +6.24%

>>52682725
Too bad I only bought one of these SPY calls today

lol I bought a few VZ calls because of the 140 IQ poster and im up 120% on them now. Thanks

>>52682720
Some animals deserve utmost respect

What a day. Shout out to all my fellow triple leveraged bulls, we're holding and DCAing and we're going to make it, then we're going to laugh in the faces of all the faggot hater bears

and just like that i lost 10% of my savings in one day. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A BEARISH MEETING NOT A FUCKING PIVOT

>>52682735
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE RED FOR TWO WEEKS ON MONDAY YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

>>52682671
damn

So when is the actual stock market crash? So far we had a minor correction.

another +0.07% up and SOX will be above the 200 SMA
i have a 2000 share buy order ready.

>>52682746
I really like this one

>crabs 390 to 400 for three fucking weeks
>jpow says we are going into a recession and rate hikes are going to 10000000% for the next two years
>market pumps to 407
>people spam clicking buy all the way until close

I hate the antichrist I hate the antichrist. They wanted to touch the meme line. Had to touch the meme lines. I won't eat the cornsyrup I won't take the Vax. I won't get the microchip. Stop spying on my cellphone. Stop spying on my search history nooooo Stop ahhhhh

FUCKKKKKKKK. I FORGOT TO SELL SOXL BEFORE CLOSE!

I guarantee it will go to $12 tomorrow.

>so this the power of a double bottom

You did buy at the generational lows right guys? Right?

There are still bobos in this very thread thinking we surely have to reverse now because we touched some meme line despite pumping 14% from the bottom in less than two months. Let that sink in.

Give me your best FUCK BEARS pictures, gifs, webms

>>52682758
Literal bears are great.

DOW is unironically hitting ath

Did the cubicle cuck anon that had a meeting with his boss give us an update yet?

>>52682725
Its days like these that make me understand why merchants clasp their hands together and start laughing.

>>52682725
+1.63%

Lots of bears at the closing bell

>>52682778
Me, I lost 1k today. 80% of my portfolio

>>52682768
Never. We’re unironically soft landing with oil going down

>>52682771
Another anon has been pumping out the best memes.

Reminder that chance of 75 bps rate hike is still at 23%, and 50 bps is and has been confirmed for months. Predicting that the stock market will not go up is bear copium. 200 SMA OBLITERATED today, and market doesn't care if there is a depression.

>>52682725
+12%
Kinda wanna cry.

>>52682780

motherfucker

Bobo finally defeated for good

>>52682806

>>52682746

i closed my soxl with 42% profit today.

was in it quite heavily after hearing powell's soothing voice

was a good day.

>>52682824

>Live look at today

FIVE moon
OKTA moon
CRM dump
SPLK moon
SNOW dump

>>52682761
Ok.

update I just got fired

>>52682790
> mfw DOW is almost at ATH

Bears don't understand how the stock market works and it really shows.

>bobos getting short squeezed on the entire fucking stock market
>they short more
>they have to buy higher
>they short more because it's too high
>they have to buy higher
>S&P goes to 6000

It's early TSLA all over again...

>>52682780
I've always been partial to this one.

>>52682725
Was down 40k and turned it around by cutting and reversing fully midway through Powell speech. Good day I guess.

>>52682847
prove it

>>52682778
Same thing happened between June and August, buying shorts between now and next week seems kinda free

>>52682847
Are you the "discussion" anon? F. Also what did you do?

>>52682838
Bulls make money
Bears make money…?
Pigs get slaughte-

alright, what now

>>52682847
For what? I'll play a sad tune for ya fren

>>52682847
What for?

>>52682831
PCE will come in cooler than expected.

>>52682787
portfolios like this are a clear indication the bear market still has to shake out the gamblers

>>52682853
Lets be honest bull/most of retail has zero fuckin concept of how market makers work

Me on suicide watch after realizing SPY 350 was the bottom.

>>52682847
Good. More time to learn how to day trade.

>muh generational bottom
>muh pivot
The bubble is being re-inflated with none of the problems fixed and these retards are euphoric over their lunch money gains

>>52682841
Has SNOW ever made any profit in any quarter?
Can't believe the company is worth 40 billion.

>>52682899

>>52682885
Is that good or bad for line? I can't keep up with clown planet anymore

>>52682885
then we get a santa rally

>>52682850
The dow has great companies like Boeing (-8.00 eps) in it anon. It is thriving in a 5% terminal rate environment

>>52682847
You are not the only one. Some higher up managers from megacorp I worked with got fired too. And competent ones, WTF America. Basically whole deprtment got nuked on the day Powell hinted we might actually be a-ok.

So who bought?

>>52682885
yes. spy ath by christmas

More AAPL march put cheapies

I was afk.
What the fuck happened in the past 4 hours?

>>52682902
>Has SNOW ever made any profit in any quarter?
nope

>>52682691
Weak sidelined capital, bears and worthless fiat holders in disbelief.

I shorted the absolute and unironic top. $100k in spy april $370p
I am literally michael burry

>>52682818

this is too much green it hurts my eyes fellow bobro

>>52682917
Pivot confirmed. Get in motherfucker we're going to S&P 6000

>>52682847
Time to go clean labs and offices for Johnny Fathands

>>52682909
>great companies like Boeing

>>52682783
Based fixer of hazard perceptual awareness

>>52682887
>shake out
then its going to have to try a lot harder, I was holding through -65%, and never sold.

>>52682909
Not sure what are you trying to accomplish. I have DOW 30 memorized, ordered by contribution %, updated every week. Most of those are profitable global companies, products of which are used even in Malaysia, place from which both of your fathers come from.

>>52682912
Powell literally fucking said we are going into a recession with a narrow window of it being a soft recession.

I want to strangle you fucking retards to death

>>52682917
A giant green dildo after dildo melt up squeeze for no reason other than Powell's relaxed demeanor

so we're going alll in soxl when soxx passes above the 200 dma and selling when it drops below right?

>>52682936
He meant that as a sarcasm, retard.

Kek it's funny seeing you retards always get shit wrong

>>52682894
It's not too late, you know. It's a generational bottom, missing the first few percents isn't so bad. You still have hundreds of % to look forward to. Just buy, it's THAT fucking simple.

>>52682839
Power pounce!

>>52682961
I must post the flying Dutchman whenever opportunity presents itself.

>>52682954
But, he said that we will slow rate hikes, and he will not crash the economy.

>>52682954
Nope, he didn't. Here is full recording from the meeting. Please show me a timestamp when he mentions recession:
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1669837153646627.webm

>>52682968
>markets rallying 4% on already known information
>market is supposed to average 10% a year
yes mumu has it all figured out, buy more calls line only goes up

>>52682931
Lil pomp to liquidate the shorts. That's all

>>52682847
First of all, I'm sorry to hear that anon. Secondly, lol. Lmao even. Thirdly, listen to this guy.>>52682935. I have toilets that have dried shit on them that need cleaning.

>>52682981
net liquidity is way down from SPY aths
unless we go back to literal QE there just isn't enough money to make new highs
best case scenario you crab forever

>>52682986
It was one of the first questions
>do you still think we have a narrowing window for a soft recession
>yes the window is narrowing
>I think we can have a soft recession
>trying to avoid a hard recession

>>52682995
Just curious: Did you ever get around to watching the Dune miniseries yet?

I literally thought the green line (SPX 3200) was going to be the bottom

Bears fully coping today
lol lmao even

>people shocked American industry is in demand

Holy shit do you bears just read negative news to fit your worldview all of the time? American industry is in high demand, in case you don’t look at corporate earnings reports.

>>52682997
the good thing about low liquidity markets with a lot less players is they are easier to spoof pump

so that was it huh, less than a year of a bear market.

>Hey, female broker.
>Here's your Christmas bonus, I guess.

Teslabros, how are we looking? A very good day for TSLA shares, up over 7%. WOW.

Everything is screaming bullish. We are still down 51% YTD and you still have a chance to get in on the fire sale. Then it's a moon mission straight to $1000 a share and probably another delicious 4-1 split! Mmmm.

I'm off to buy more TSLA.

>>52682997
Dont bother trying to explain. They think inflation is the only cycle that moves the line. They think decreased rate of liquidity destruction is equivalent to restarting liquidity injections

>>52682997
you dont need a single bit of liquidity to make all time highs lmfao, all you need is a single order filled at spx 5000 and boom ath created

>>52683020
Not share liquidity
dollar liquidity
big difference

Guys will it go to 410 tomorrow? I bought 10 calls to compensate for today's loss. Last bit of money I have (rent, food, etc)

I haven't touched this line since I drew it a few weeks ago

>>52683018
In all seriousness, the doomporn is strong these days. It's rather brilliant the (((media))) and (((powers that be))) use it like a lead.

SPY will NEVER be below 400 ever again. I'M G-GONNA RECOOOOOOOOVERRRRR

>>52683041
so this is the average investor...

More inflation data comes out tommorow that'll further fuel the pivot rally, I expect a ton of short positions to be closed and covered.

Alright I'm done with /smg/ for a while. I have two months on my puts. I'll be back to call you all niggers in a few weeks. I hate the fucking antichrist. Not a single goddamn bullish thing in the whole meeting and we retard pump just to clear some redditors q4 dte puts so we can touch a goddamn meme line

Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkkk

>>52683009
dune miniseries is the best adaptation of dune
the chronicles of riddick is a close second even tho it has nothing to do with dune
all else is trash

>>52683026
>>52683028
Are you two related? Cause you're both obviously retarded.

>>52683059

>>52683052
or it comes out bad and we start heeming
or it comes out good and we heem anyway because we touched the meme lines

good luck pal

>>52683059
Post dollar amount before you go.

>>52682972
Imagine believing this when banks are continuing to lay people off

im watching the world cup. why the fuck is nasdaq up 4%

nobody wants to talk about the 200 SMA with me.

>>52683018
>high demand
ok now quantify how "high" should relate to SPY's price.

>>52683036
Do you think crypto jews like alameda and ftx are the only one gambling with their customers funds. After wirecard, I wouldnt trust any auditing company being honest about Robin Hood and the rest. They know their customers have dollar in their accounts, spoof pump, fomo, dump, repeat

>>52683063
It's the best (closest) direct adaptation of the book, but... man, it had some low production values

>>52683087
we got to wait and see if it passes or rejects

>>52683096
(((high production values)))

>>52682776
lmao

>>52683095
that's mega fucking illegal and unlike doggy coin marketplaces big financial institutions have the shit constantly audited out of them

>>52683087
Because only pussies use SMA; real men use EMA.

>>52683041
YOU fucking WHAT
Holy fuck. You're about to lose your shit

>>52683087
whats there to say. we hit it and now we have to wait until tomorrow. when spy hit the last meme line, 430, the market gigashat.

>>52682760
>babby's first proompt
git gud

>>52683051
It's gonna dump tomorrow? please dont say that, this is literally the only money I have left.

>>52683043
so you're expecting it to turn down just like the past 3 times?

>>52683105
it closed well above today.
>>52683116
EMA is for homosexuals
>>52683121
last time it touched then dumped. this time closed above.

>>52683026
Did you migrate here from (insert crypto here) thread?

Bobo is so predictable. He thinks buying puts going into JPows speech is a pro gamer move, then gets obliterated when jpow says what the Fed has been signalling for a month based on inflation slowly coming down

/smg/ is going to be even lower volume now

>>52683125
it might crab
but its not gonna go higher lole
it's joever

>>52683134
is net liquidity rising or falling? (is the fed doing QE or QT)
You can easily extrapolate the correct answer from there.

>>52683134
Yes, transports haven't confirmed higher high

>>52683112
wirecard was also constantly audited, so were all the 2009 zombies. Auditors are only humans, and humans can be bought. but as long as you know the amount of dollars your customers hold and have developed psychologiscal profils of them, you can nearly infinite pump the market, as long as they dont redeem

>>52682847

Blood red tomorrow guise.
>Inb4 Bobo cope, I'm +4.83% today

>>52682847
I got laid off a couple weeks ago with severance but I’m happy. My friend already got a new job and there’s opportunities out there.

>>52683007
Seems like they transmitted different audio stream to your telecomputer. First question I heard was
> Is there anything we can do to save the planet from recession?
And I shit you not, he responded
> buy Oil
It was deep and thoughtful message, full of wisdom
On serious note, just because it doesn't make sense to you, doesn't mean it's stupid. Maybe people who have enough money to move the markets see something that you don't?

>>52683112
Who audits the auditors? The SEC is run by a Ashkenazi Jew worth $100 million and so far he hasn’t arrested anyone who made a boatload during the last bull run.

>>52683163
>if they don't like our credit ratings they'll get one from our competitors
literally 2008

I have been trying to trade for years but only breakeven, thinking about giving up and just start to buy index funds

>>52683177
Reminder said Jew ALSO has strong connections to another Jew who just fleeced the cryptofags out of like 32 billy.

>>52682691
>They still fall for kosher pumps
There will be a clarification tomorrow and a -6% correction, thanks for playing retards.

>>52683041
Just go to a casino and bet everything on red you fucking retard

>>52683177
I'm sorry but if you unironically believe brokers can get away with FTX-tier fraud you're delusional

the main driver of liquidity is the fed and not retail brokerage accounts anyway. get real.

I sold a call in profit and turned around and bought a put and lost all my profits by the end of the market

look at it.

>>52683059
Are you the guy who claimed that Oil will dump because Venezuela was allowed to increase output by 50k bpd?

>>52683143
Nigger he literally said inflation isn't down. He literally said core inflation is in a bonesaw market (its going nowhere). He said inflation is fucked. He said higher rates for longer because inflation is fucked

He could come on stage scream nigger and throw feces and say terminal rate is 20% and bulls would hear something different

>>52683210
hope ur put is a week out at least

>>52683168
>you will get laid off, own ze nothing, and you will be happy
Maybe Klaus was on to something after all

>first sp500 close above 200DMA since april

>>52683210
maybe you should have put 2 EMA's on your screen and looked at what direction they were headed before you bought that put, anon. just a thought.

We literally saw the same fucking move a few weeks ago.
Jpow speaks: 5%up
Next day: -6%
Mumus will be coping so hard tomorrow

>>52682853
i know, they think we actually have to put 1 trillion dollars in for the stock market to go up 1 trillion

LMFAO, embarrassing

>>52682847
Getting fired is awesome, collect that unemployment and chill

Wonder how many retards fell for that blow off top

>>52683228
this
we pumped to touch the memeline

>>52683221
>cross and close above 200 DMA *AND* double top resistance ON VOLUME

It's... beautiful...

>>52683140
then it will retest it. if it holds as resistance when it retests then i might have to eat a loss.

>>52683240
Pretty weak cope bobo.

>>52683210
I did the same but sold that put 15 minutes later and bought more calls so I still ended the day like this

>Anons getting fired.
>Soon they will work with Rocker.
Who failed us, brothers?

>>52683087
>SPY rejected at the 200DMA the last pivot high
>SPY closes above the 200DMA today
What can be said that hasn't already been said? I don't see a Monthly negative divergence, but the Weekly is getting Bullish.

>>52683259
So, what report is coming out Friday? Do we just crab til then now?

>>52683271
Good times, weak men, etc.

>>52683233
It's a January TQQQ put its finish.

God Bless America

>>52683254
read the thread LOL

>>52683274
tomorrow is core PCE, an inflation report

>>52683228
you are biased. it isnt down, but he specified how to get it down. fuck over the working class and pump his backers folios

>>52683236
I was just trying to play the market suddenly realizing Powell is still hawkish as fuck and pulling way back.

What's the pattern?

Bears at 3500 said the market was delusional when we back up to 3700.

Why are mumus always right? Bears suck a fuck skskssksk

>>52683288
The only thing he said he is going to pump is terminal rate higher for longer and hold it there

He literally said zero fucking chance of a rate reduction.

I hate the fucking anti christ

holy fucking shit did i just make a correct play
i bought okta before close because i started a new job and they use it
had never heard of it a week ago or aware it was publicly traded until an hour ago

>>52683300
>suck a fuck
>>52683302
>anti christ
Are we in the Donny Darko timeline?

>>52683296
I'm sure this comparison has been made already, but he looks like a Goomba from the original Mario movie.

I don't even know what the market is doing anymore.
I don't think traders know what they are doing any more
I don't think the FED know what they are doing any more
I don't think what long and short traders are currently doing is wise

I do think that this time truly is different and people are trading with the only book of rules they have ever known.

>>52683300
At 3500 I was the only one here shilling to buy...

>>52683320
>people are trading with the only book of rules they have ever known.
Boy you know it.

>>52683320
Anyone claiming to know what the fuck is going to happen after literal trillions were printed into existence is a fucking retard.

>>52683302
>higher for longer
you are still biased. It is high from their perspective, that is why is why the pace is being reduced. 5% terminal long term crushing demand by making middle and lower classes suffer. 5% is nothing in terms of interests, 1% not affected, buy stock

>>52683228
Because inflation isn't at 2% Bobo, there's a big difference between inflation being down at 2% and in the process of getting there, which means higher for longer but less aggressive rate hikes

Seethe lil bobo

I've been posting in smg for three years.
Bears TA is always so fucken retarded.
You think I'm exaggerating, but this picture is exactly how they think the market works.

I just won half a year not working.

I better not hear any bitching from y'all tomorrow when this crashes.

What is Jerome thinking when he checks the markets after his speech and sees that he just pumped the Nasdaq almost 5%

it's still going up.

>>52683120
>>52683146
>>52683207
Pray for me guys, tomorrow determines everything or I'm borrowing my friends gun. I can't show my face to my friends and family after I promised not to trade anymore and I can't ask money from them anymore either

>>52683351
And I better not hear any coping if we poomp again.

>>52683209
I suppose you’ve never heard of Bernie madoff or, I dunno, the subprime mortgage crisis, have you?

Oooh my lil Zestimate finna pump tho

>>52683059
I would like to kindly point out that I'm saving some of your thoughful posts. The highlight will be their compilation together with DRIP chart in February, because I assume you will stop posting your charts before then.
Keep in mind, I'm not doing this to mock you. We're all anonymous here afterall and if you wanted you could come back in the next thread with a different alter ego.
I'm doing this to hopefully humble down beginner traders who might fall into the same traps you did in the future. I went throught this shit myself, seen it happen to multiple anons too. It's pretty tiresome but I guess it's just a phase you have to go through.

>>52683355
>I wonder how my calls did

>>52683362
pump was absolutely irrational. not going to lie, pump yes, but this was just retarded

>>52683333

nice quads bro

It. Is. Still. Going. Up. In. After. Hours.

>>52683362
You best be hoping for a negative MoM PCE, nyickuh.

>>52683355
"I could announce the apocalypse and the markets would still be bullish, fucking idiots."

>tfw bought yesterday, but was too conservative
Oh well, at least I made a move. But stocks market is nothing but regrets either way.

>>52683378
I'll keep it real with you chief, I don't think the market has been rational this millennia.

>>52683386
bearish.

>US in the middle of reindustrialization bigger than WWII growth
>unprecedented capital inflows from all around the world
>bobos still on warpath thinking they are gonna make it
Imagine being a bobo right now.

>>52683320
If the Fed knew what they were doing, they would've Volckered and slam dunked the market into the toilet and flushed before 2020 was over, after they saw what the money printing was doing to inflation.

>>52683355
>"inflation could be here" he thought

>>52683390
I am, and that's a quality Kornheiser my man.

>>52683402
>reindustrialization
It's actually re-reindustrialization.
Which basically equates to letting Meta fail so that Elon can buy that for cheap as well.

>>52683059
good, the begging for validation from anonymous strangers is embarrassing to watch

>>52683361
larp
post proof

>>52683340
bulls are euphoric, I wonder what happens next.

>>52683355
I don’t think he gives a fuck if markets go up. He said a lot of nothing today besides “maybe we’ll pivot on good news, maybe the news won’t be good”. The Fed is keeping investors in the dark on purpose and won’t tip their hand until they have to and even if JPow hikes to 100 bps bulls will find a way to pump. Maybe this was the plan all along; tame inflation while the market believes they’ve reached a bottom.

>>52683425
My friend with the gun lives 10 mins away. I'll tell him I'm borrowing it for hunting

>>52683320
yeah instead we should make up some totally random idea instead because you have a spidey sense that "sum ting wong"

SHUT UP HAHAHA
BULL 4EVER

>>52682725
/cashgang/ and this is a sucker's rally

>>52683396
only the last 10 years have been off the rockers.

>>52683059
Now this are good, old-fashioned, genuine tears. Keep 'em coming bobos.

>>52683433
im sure there's a way to get yourself locked out of brokerage accounts permanently

contact a gambler org

>>52683433
dont do that to your friend faggot sell your mouth at a truckstop like a normal addict

>>52683337
>thinks we are going to pump to ath with 5% terminal all of 2023
>thinks 5% is nothing when half the companies are zombie corps financing billions of dollars of debt

Worst smg ever. I'm gone until spy is sub 3900 by mid December and then I'll come back to remind you faggots how retarded you are

Rehhhhhh

Pumped to touch a goddamn meme line.. the entire fucking world economy is a goddamn retard shitcoin

>bruh p/e doesn't matter
>interest rates don't matter
>profitable companies don't matter
>athhhh buy roblox and carvana

>>52683361
Close your position wtf if wrong with you
It fell further than it pumped the day after Jerome talked last time

>>52683450
you come back and if you are lucky your meme line is a support

>>52683340
>strawman
Yes bears think SPX is going to 0. Just like bull market TA is the line going to infinity.

Retard.

>>52683439
I'm not sure dot com was rational. Though, in regard to monetary policy I do agree with you.

>>52683240
I won't because I sold covered calls today.

>>52683240
Last time Jpow spoke he said bearish shit retard.

>>52683451
this time is different™

>>52683432
>maybe we’ll pivot on good news, maybe the news won’t be good
The market now prices in 50bps in December as 75% likely, 75bps as 25% likely. News matter not, only FOMC.

>>52683370
top kek, is this the same anon who was acting cocky because he'd been trading options successfully for a WHOLE MONTH?

>>52683465
dot come was fine. Just the result of boomers and genx with high nominal incomes gambling and losing it all. even 2008/9 was rational. but everythinf since then, weird

>>52683474
Everything he said was bearish, you're complacent.

>>52683361
Maybe you can move in your parents or something for a bit and get back on your feet. Don't kill yourself anon

>>52683430
>>52683463
Enjoy looking at your red accounts today.
Its going to keep getting worse.

>>52683451
But it always dumps after the conference, it didn't this time and I kept on doubling down and I lost a shit ton of money on puts before switching to calls. Please dont say that, this is literally the last hope I have

should i just take a 10% loss after hours? its going to pump again tomorrow isnt it

>bobo is going to blow his brains out over a lost series of coin flips
cmon man

>>52683361
they would rather you be a retard than dead, retard

When are bears going to learn that the fed and US govt are at war with the world economy and sabotaging it every chance they can.
>raise rates to destroy shitcoin currencies
>bomb nordstream so europe has no cheap natural gas
>sell them inflated lng at 5x the cost at home
>buttfuck european manufacturing and bring it back home
We'll have another post ww2 like boom because we'll fuck europoors so hard

Short puts looking better, thanks Jerome!

>>52683532
No my parents are struggling financially, I'm not from a rich family but I tried doing this shit so I could give them nice things. But I can't tell them now that I need money to live bro wtf

>>52683483
Yep, and on Sunday he was telling people to buy DRIP calls on open because Venezuela will flood the Oil market in cooperation with Chevron.
Facts: Venezuela was allowed to increase output by 30-50k bpd, which accounts for 0.03% - 0.05% daily demand. He then entered euphoria mode and started spamming every 5 minutes when futures opened and oil tanked temporarily because of China fud.
It's pure euphoria of beginner trader who got lucky.

>>52683320
Everything will be fine as long as oil keeps on going down

>>52683535
everything being done is being done to protect the dollar. DXY has a little bit more to fall then it will butt fuck everyone, including the stock market

>>52683535
>We'll have another post ww2 like boom because we'll fuck europoors so hard
I'm an 11 on the Mohs hardness scale.

>>52683513
Bad news is good news. Smart people realized that immediately today; retards won’t accept it till we close out the year with SPY over 450 and even then some will doubt it. Just watch, as we are making new all time highs next year they will be calling it a double top.

>>52683513
>"i dont want to crash the economy, we're slowing the pace of rate hikes"
>mentally ill bobos : "this is bearish why is everything giga pumping you are all wrong this has to stop right now"
you fucking bears are acting like GME baggots at this point, knee deep in shitty charts and thesis's you cling to as the market moves away without you.

>>52683521
>implying I'd short the market before VIX goes under 20
Buying more TLT every single day. I exited the rally a bit early but now I'm starting to rotate. Stay in your bubble retard.

>>52683320
The market makes no sense right now so the only thing you can do is make trades that make no sense.

my browser autofilled my email address in the name field once so now i'm paranoid it's going to happen again

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>>52683622
>betting on line going up long term
>makes no sense
KEEEEEEEEEEEK BEAR BAGGIES

>>52683626
Don't worry, bro.

>>52682909
Boeing is the company that would have earned me the most in those paper trades this morning, before the speech.

Why the fuck does the market have these wild ass on days? It almost never did this for the past few years. Can't hold a rally cos it fkn gaps up so high on the first day. Shit is driving me insane.

>>52683677
the us economy is trash, and is trading just like the shitcoin it is.

>>52683677
Too fast for you anon? Can't keep up?

>>52683701
can you be nice to your US economy for once
grammas gonna be here soon, she worries about you two

>>52683677
The fed printed $7 trillion of money that they can't suck out of the market.
the more money to slosh around the more volatile the moves.

>>52683701
How much money did you lose today, betting against America?

>>52682909
Boing is the only remaining US manufacturer of Airliners and the sole supplier maintainer of most large US military aircraft and drones. They are quintessential Washington insiders and a legacy big business.

If you think Boeing is going away you are delusional. They don’t need to run a good business.

how do I make 6% on a 2% day buying calls?

>>52683677
I believe thats a symptom of shit liquidity
But Im a retard, and Ive traded like five times this month

i really don't like when things get at the 200 SMA. i become the BUY SELL BUY SELL pink wojak man as it bounces above and below the line. on 3x leverage.

>the party of labor unions votes to kill off a railroad strike
america is so back

>>52683722
I lost $50 on a hedge that bet on america. fuck the US

>>52683732
High as fuck IV premium

>>52683732
>>52683732
Short dated expiry. Less than 2 weeks out. Just bare in mind that 6% may in the other direction.

>>52683677
HFT algo trading.
Almost all of this shit is just automated bots spooking each other trying to front-run retail dumbasses and each other.

>>52682725
Mr. Baggie told me in the last thread my SPY calls were fucked, but that was early after the open. I'm content.

>>52683701
this, srsly

>>52683732
https://www.optiontradingpedia.com/options_leverage_calculation.htm

>>52683450
>I'm gone until spy is sub 3900 by mid December
I don't think it will turn until mid-january. But when it does, we will go lower.

>Mars goes retrograde on Oct 30, 2022, at 6:25 a.m. Pacific Time at 25°37′ degrees of Gemini.
>Mars turns direct on Jan 12, 2023, at 12:56 p.m. Pacific Time at 8°8′ degrees of Gemini.

>>52683701
I agree with you but the largest short-term pumps also occur in bear markets sir

>>52683786
>Astrology trading

>>52683450
there is literally 0 reason for it to dump to sub 3900 in december when the next fed meeting isn't till mid december and they're going to be dovish after another CPI decrease.

>>52683786
dumping in jan makes sense after a santa rally

>>52683701
>>52683721
>>52683740
>>52683775
Good answers. I can't trade this shit. Told myself I'd buy every dip and ended up selling the day before the rip at least twice. My gains are small and losses are big. Now have to fkn wait as the market stalls before the next gap up. How the hell do you get the timing right? I'm about ready to quit. My health is just going down the drain.

>JPow's Giant Green Dildos

>and tomorrow is finally dec 1st
he arrived one day early

I spent today sick as a fucking dog. What the fuck made everything rocket green?

>>52683878
dovish jpow speech

>>52683870

>>52683878
Dick Jackoff acoomulation is complete.

>>52683860
You are fighting the market instead of trying to go with the flow. Market is always right.

It feels like this huge pump today was all a distraction from the railroad strikes happening soon, I think

https://youtu.be/TyKS0_J9RgI

FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS FUCK BEARS

I sold so many naked calls today. You hear that, Jews?

>>52683860
>How the hell do you get the timing right?

It's actually surprisingly easy.

>Trend Direction (2 moving averages. faster > slower = uptrend, faster < slower = downtrend)
>Momentum (also 2 moving averages. moving apart from each other = increasing momentum, moving together = decreasing momentum.

if trend is up and momentum is up and you short, you're a fucking nigger. simple as. try this, and even if it doesn't work 100% of the time, it will honestly keep you out of a LOT of trouble as you learn more factors you can incorporate into your "edge".

>>52683927

New

>>52683935
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>>52683888
>888 trips
>GOD as first 3 letters of ID

GOLDEN BULL MARKET CONFIRMED

GIANT GREEN DILDOS FOR EVERYBODY!

>>52683915
I inversed myself and bought calls and was called a nigger. Cashed em out at the bell, now gonna put my crab suit on tomorrow and got my bear suit close by on standby at a moments notice.

>>52683927
same, got burned a bit by rolling them but i wont give up.

>>52683044
I felt that nutshot

>>52683860
>How the hell do you get the timing right?
You don't.
Timing the market is not an effective strategy because there are too many variables that affect price.
Buy good companies with good cash flow and ignore short term price movements.
Avoid leverage in uncertain markets.
Be disciplined about when you cut losses.

>>52683913
>we will strike
>well you cant! we voted and we agree that you have to work!
Thats not how strikes work

>>52683810
>and they're going to be dovish after another CPI decrease.
The Fed has not been dovish at all. This "dovish Fed" narrative is a mass delusion on par with the covid delusion. What they have said is that rates will be higher for longer and they will continue to hike into a recession. They will overtighten and not undertighten.

>>52683209
jewish claws typed this message

If the PCE doesn't come in shit tomorrow I'll be financially ruined

>>52682725
Down 22k then took it to up 16k by switching from puts to calls.

what the fuck happened today? why is the market up over 100 points?

>>52685332
Powell indicated he would slow the pace of rate increases

>>52685332
It's the end of NNN

HERE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOMES

>>52683888
>>52683961
HELL YEA, I BELIEVE. LET ME CALLS PRINT, IM SWINGIN LIKE A DEGENERATE