/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52680589
I'm not gonna tell my gf I lost 12k on crypto

>>52680589
what about "don't have a wife" as actual advice? fucking cuck

>>52680589
this thread was brought to you by a wife.

>>52680589
>marrying in the first place
>making a contract with someone incentivized to break it
>supporting a captured and now immoral institution that only shares its name with what it is impersonating
ngmi

>>52680589
Dudes rock

>>52680723
this

What exactly could legally happen to you if you didn't disclose your crypto during divorce? The onus would still be on her to 1. find out 2. pursue it legally, right? Like you wouldn't catch criminal charges?

>>52680589
why would I get married in 1800+222+? the courts are absolutely bias against males and in custody cases along with the females initiate around 70-73% of all divorces and win roughly 90% of the time. HARD PASS and only the dumbest of chumps would get married in current year +

>>52680589

why the hell do they give women your money in a divorce anyway? arent they supposed to be equal now or something

>>52680915

It's equality when it benefits women, tradition when it benefits women, aren't you with the program yet?

>>52680589
heh most of my net worth is in my brain wallet, the only way you can rekt me is with a club

>haha crypto is not real money LOL!
>except when you should give it to your wife as she divorce-rapes you of course

Ot your keys, not your coins. Sorry, wife!

>>52680915
I'll believe women want equality instead of special treatment the day feminists demand women be legally required to register for the draft like men have to do as soon as we turn 18.

>>52682122
>pic
both sides are dying for jewish oligarch yachts
it would be funny if it wasn't so sad

>>52682142
The female side isn't dying, they're on a foreign cock carousel vacation.

>>52680589
yep, just put all your money into crypto and say you got hacked, better it stay frozen than to give it to a whore. You can always give the key away later to someone that deserves it.

>>52682122
you're acting like picrel is anything new. Women literally used to marry the conquerors that killed their sons and husbands.

Just don't buy it with a joint account or write off tax losses.They can legally claim it as shared assets and make you split it.

>>52682122
one of the reasons ive read given by governments before is female soldiers are kept alive to be raped and brainwashed and tortured so it being only men protects females from those atrocities. So that might also be part of it.
dont shoot the messenger

>>52681771
>brain wallet
that's cool that you memorized the words but you do have the key saved somewhere else just in case you forget right?

>>52682142
>both sides
Putin hates Jews, others in the government pander to them however.

>>52680806
if you get divorced you should always move to a different country anyway. no reason to stay in the US after a divorce

>>52682253

This. Their loyalty to anything is very conditional. There is no such thing as female honor.

>>52682271
It's understood why women aren't expected to be the military. What anon here >>52680915 is saying is that feminists think women are equal in always to men, so they should be consistent and demand women not be exempt from the draft. To ignore this is to basically acknowledge there are differences between men and women which cause the whole feminism spiel of "women being equal to me" to fall apart.

>>52682272
> honey what’s that?
> ah its just my netflix password haha

>>52682283
Putin hates jews about as much as Trump

>>52680806
A Jewish feminist judge sends you to jail where black men ass rape you

>>52682442
oh oh im sorry anon I thought ... I read the topic wrong somehow. Yes I agree its a great example of not equality that feminists call for. Either they are and risk those things I mentioned on the battlefield or they dont and thus equality is a lie. sorry anon im caught up on the topic now

>>52680589
>No wife
>happy life

Damn! I thought this was one of the coolest things about crypto that I could get a divorce and still keep a lot of my money.

I guess I'll just have to use Tate's method. Don't own anything. Just put whatever you own in the name of a trusted party who will hold it while you use it...for a fee.

This thread is radicalizing me, I had to check the URL to make sure I was on /biz/. Why are bizbros so based and redpilled?

>>52682645
>Tate's method. Don't own anything
oh, he's one of those...

>>52680806
1) (((S)))he get half
2) plus punitive damages for being incompetent at hiding your tracks
>>52682236
On you to prove that you lost it after it's proven that you had it.
>>52682335
Only correct answer

>>52682236
Also, don't forget to shield the wallet with railgun or something

All she need to do is find your wallet and your entire history and balance is going to right before her on a block explorer.

Repeat after me : NO USE CASE

>>52682272
Yes but it's encoded to a point no one can recognize what it is, just little drawings where the longest line pointing somewhere means a number, combine all of them and you get the rank of the word in the bip 39, if someone took a look at them figured it was a seed to a wallet, they would already be sherlock holmes tier autistic and deserve it.

>>52683858
Stay poor. Crypto is hitting mainstream adoption next year. Wait for it

>>52680673
Or sign a fucking prenup. If she declines, its obvious she has ulterior motives.

>>52680723
>can't handle a woman
it's alright dude don't take it so hard

>>52683858
brazil just voted to accept crypto as a form of legal payment

>>52680589
Did your husband know you posted here?

Make sure you hate the other sex.
That's how we will get ahead.
Definitely look at all the losers who have no love to offer each other as guidposts for relationships.
Definitely check out all the creative writing assignments on reddit.
Don't get married. Tell your ancestors who were alive to see Alexander's rule to go fuck themselves.

>>52682271
No shit, anon. Nobody wants to see a woman's head get blown off because bankers decided they hate someone.

>>52680589
Serious question bros, is the US the only country where if you get a divorce the women can take 50%? Same question regarding child support. Which country has the best marriage law?

>>52684799
>prenup
lol
lmao

>>52685144

Islamic country of ur choice.
Mashallah.

>>52680723
>institution that only shares its name with what it is impersonating
This

>>52680589
how do i hide my crypto from my future wife when i publicly work in crypto

>>52684573
>>52684943
Yes, that's the joke.
There's a fuckton of use cases, and OP is just one more.

>>52684818
I know this is bait but
>can't handle a woman brainwash by the us government which will bail her out the second things seem slightly south for a single minute
Ok

>>52686667
go back to your incel containment board

>>52680589
Token wife not needed.

>>52680723
Immensely based

>>52686849
https://www.euromomo.eu/graphs-and-maps

>>52686849
You're on the containment website

>>52682271
>War crimes would happen if women were soldiers!
Anyone who seriously advances this argument is a hypocrite who has no idea what war is like

>>52684799
Prenups get thrown out all the time. If the woman literally says "I felt threatened when I signed it" it's basically automatically thrown out.

Based and gtfo pilled.

>lose half to wife
Or
>lose 90% to doomps

>>52684092
Is this real? Wtf? I think some people get off on this kind of cryptography larping. No one cares. You’re $500 are safe bro, you could put your seed phrase on your kitchen table or frame it and put it on a mantle, no one would ever, in a thousand years know what the fuck it is. Just write your seed phrase on a piece of paper- put in safe deposit box- write again on the Last page of a book in your library. Fucking done

>>52687970
good job crafting an even more retarded response to the original bait post

>>52680723
Correct.
My GF of 5 years is pregnant and we are whatever is beneath common law marriage so I can get health coverage from her job.
We will never be married and her ring will never be a jew diamond and the local orthodox church will marry us and the government won't receive fucking nothing about that marriage ever happening.
I told her she can have a ring, I'll pay for a wedding but we will never actually be married.
I went overboard with a last living will and testament to be sure all my property that this faggot government will probate goes to her quickly but 12 to 24 words gets her 8 figures the day the lord calls me home.

>>52680849
I understand the majority of men get absolutely shafted in family court.
In Arkansas, I know a lot of men who get either 80% or full custody of the children. Men still get screwed with child support, but an increasing amount of men are retaining custody of the children. Maybe that speaks about the quality of women, or the character of judges in Arkansas. They have to fight for it for sure.

>>52684799
>Prenup
In a perfect world, a prenup would be required for all marriages as default. A lawyer would draft one before getting the license at the courthouse.
But suggesting a prenup shows the lady that you don't trust her/you expect the relationship to fail. That may not be the case, but that's how it appears.
Prenups can get thrown out because the woman says that she signed it under duress.

>>52680589
if you have enough money to get fucked over, put it in an irrevocable trust, it can't be touched.
>>52680723
>no legacy
fag
Sure if you marry some whore you will get fucked over. don't marry one and make sure to dick your wife down good. not hard
>>52686713
so blackpilled and retarded
>>52680849
because some of us want a family
>>52680915
supreme court ruled that due to the "unequal burden in child birth" that fucking over men in family court is not against the 14th amendment. Another great ruling from the fags who brought us the roe v wade ruling (the warren court). So Jewish judges are gay and fuck liberals
>>52682236
no I lost it in a boating accident.

>>52689551
>make sure to dick your wife down good
what if you don't care about having sex?

>>52689569
You never get horny?! sounds like some low T, get that checked. some will say you're Asexual but thats made up bullshit

>>52680915

In case you haven't it figured out, the basis of capitalism is slavery.

And one (of many) tools of enslavement is to give women power over working class men.

>>52682283

>>52684799
Prenups only work if the judge isn't woke aka it's a gamble

>>52689551
> because some of us want a family
And you need to sign papers in front of some stupids government parasites in order to take responsibility for your partner and your offspring. NGMI.

>>52682283
>Putin hates Jews
putin was raised by chabad jews as his parents were always busy working for the jew

>>52680673
Based and concubine pilled.

>>52680589
Holy pajeet, the grammar in that fucking article

>>52680589
my old boss was getting rinsed in his divorce and i told him to hide assets in crypto and gold, think it's a smart move. cash is king

>>52692536
no, you're ngmi. there are other benefits too for that as it relates. Honestly if you are worried your wife will fuck you over, dont marry her, dont even date a bitch like that

Isn't crypto all that declared on public institutions though?

>>52694749
No mate, both me and my girl agree on the difference between marriage and family. As it stands today getting married is no more than a simple business partnership in order to get “benefits” from the powers that be. They rather have you playing their game instead of your own.

>>52684799
Or just don't get married althogether. Marriage is a fucking scam, it's literally a contract so you're forced to be with a person and if you decide to break up all your money is gone. If you actually like the person you're seeing there's no point in making such a contract, imagine if you had to marry your friends or family in order to feel like you trully liked each other lmao.

>>52684943
The adoption rate is going higher anon. This is not a bad time to accumulate altcoins with good potential

>>52696269
lmao what's "your own" anon? and what's their game you retard

>>52682283
Kek Putin hates Jews. Go back to plebbit newfag Jesus Christ. Their literally faking a war to make a big Israel.

>>52680673
>>52680589
don't have a wife, just get a stay at home girlfriend where you had a religious marraige ceremony without signing any papers

>>52696903
Making you ask stupid question because you have no arguments against mine. Making you take stupid desicions to let go of your autonomy. Right now marriage is just a scam dude. Enjoy your benefits.

>>52697153
Youre not making any arguments my dude. Just a blackpilled fag larping about his "gf". Here when you wanna argue honestly and debate the actual merits

>>52689551
>>52694749
>because some of us want a family
i've been with my partner for over a decade and we have two children. we're not married. can you detail some of the benefits that we're missing out on? she doesn't work so filing jointly instead of as head of household is worse for our finances.

>>52697438
Can you detail some of not? your arguments are just being bitter and blackpilled

>>52684818
feel free to address any of his points

>>52697357
My argument is very serious. Family is not marriage. Marriage is a scam. Family is respect. What if you start enumerating the many benefits of being married?

>>52697438
additionally, can you provide in detail how you save money? Most cases Ive seen married always saves money. Do you have paperwork for say gf visiting you in hospital, next in line in case of your death for inheritance and what not? Anything you buy for her goes against your gift exception like a car while for spouses it does not.
>>52697739
There, I just started fag. You never detailed how it benefits not to besides being a scared little bitch of divorse. Again, if you can't keep your bitch in line or she's crazy, dont date her, dont marry her.

>>52697604
>Can you detail some of not? your arguments are just being bitter and blackpilled
you responded to my first post in the thread, I have no arguments so far.

>>52680589
post your FUCKING tits

>>52682283
oligarchs are jews.

>>52698374
Yes they are. It’s hilarious how people think Putin of all people, would hate Jews,

>>52686849
Dilate

>>52684799
Ok retard, let's see how that document holds up in court

>>52697782
>how it benefits not
Me don’t signing a contract sounds better than me signing a contract in front of inept government officials. Do you do stuff because it doesn’t do any harm? Or you deliberately choose to do what benefits you? Again, what are the benefits of marriage? I think you may be just not very bright.

>>52699807
I told you the benefits anon. Please re-read my comment and come back to me when you are able to rebuttal them :)

>>52689630
How is it slavery? What kind of commie retardation is this?

>>52697635
>literally cannot keep a woman in check
>folds like cardboard the minute she screams and cries and rages like the child she is
simply tell your wife she is not free to divorce you? never had a problem here

>>52700336
I’m sorry if my views are against your interests. Enjoy your spouse and the “benefits” that you get while signing papers and completing paperwork for your government.

>>52680707
the solution brought to you by Monero

>>52680723

>>52680589
>millions
kek

>>52680589
Good day, Rabbi

>>52700435
>what is no-fault divorce
>what is domestic violence
congrats if that worked for you, but it's a bluff and you just got lucky. the real secret is to establish guardianship, marriage is literally a scam

>>52700546
You are just deflecting instead of confronting the points Ive brought up anon. Your "views" are factually invalid and not as benefitical as Ive outlined and unless you rebuttal, you are confirming I am correct :)

>>52682335
What about the kids?

>>52680723
Makes 0 sense to marry in Jewsa.
But in other countries there is no such incentive of 50%

>>52686849
if you think this whole website is not just a huge incel containment board then you're a fucking retard.

>>52701275
I would say it's best to buy some luxury apparel from Gucci with Crypto and keep their mouths shut.

How do you hide the paper trail? i dont see how its possible to buy crypto or onboard anonymously. Ok, I have 10k cash here. How do I go from here to owning bitcoin..without doing a f2f transaction with a friend or shady guy? How would you do it? Explain to me like I am 5.

>>52680589
>standard arguments over entry to the children
Hmmmmmmmmmm

>who bought the crypto?
Who wrote the article? Rankesh? It's all over the place.