/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52675828
If that shit matters it’s already over when it comes to fucking, just be attractive

>I make a living wage from cryptocurrency dividends
>disability assistance
so what is it?

>>52675828
tell her the truth: that you're mentally ill and on disability, and you cope with your dreadful existence by deluding yourself into believing that you will one day get rich off crypto gambling (a slightly more sophisticated version of the archetypal poorfag who blows his minimum wage paycheck on scratch off tickets.)

>>52675828
you gotta play up the good parts anon. you have a lot of time free time so you can do things with her anytime of day while even chad might be stuck in a 7am-6pm banking job

>>52675828
just say you do consulting work and if she presses for more information just lean in close and whisper "thats classified" then look around extremely conspicuously and when it's clear nobody has seen you smile and wink directly at her.

>>52675870
Just say you do IT/software consultance, that it's not full time so you kept time for yourself to enjoy your hobbies and seeing your family more often.

Also consider volunteering to any type of local association for the homeless or climate or kids or animal shelter or whatever, then you can say it's a part time work.

Just sell yourself as a semi-succesful guy that don't chase money to keep a healthy work-life balance. If she's chasing high earners/career npc then she wasn't for you in the first place.

>>52675828
You can just say you're a stock trader.

>>52676354
I would avoid mentionning stock/crypto, girls don't find it as atrractive as you might think. They are more attracted to stability and by knowing a guy can devellop his skills.

>>52675828
just be honest and go on a full-on spaz rant about most women are coal burning, baby-murdering, face-filtering, app-oppsessed narcissists who only care about abusing White men at every opportunity but want nothing more than a super-rich white guy so they can live out their brazzers fantasy because all women are also degenerates :) if she leaves ater all that truth then you dodged a bullet because her vagina was wretched and definitely gaped by at least 70 dicks in the past 180 days. Kek. women are trash. that's especially true for every single crypto lady here, they're the most degenerate. example: caroline ellison and jewberg's disgusting sister, RANDI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp0diaVLPrQ

Honestly my biggest dream is to just be able to pay myself a monthly wage from a massive savings account, and to have enough room on the budget to pay for 1 other person as well. I'd create two lifetime accounts each designed to support a person for 60 years or so off monthly dividends. The first one would be mine alone, and would be a higher income than the second. Anyone who dates me would get to live off the second income, and if she leaves me, the rest is still there for the next whore. Nothing of real value lost, and I'd get to cuck the chads who have to work to support their gold diggers. It's the blackpilled king existence.

>>52675828
Jus thell her that you are an investor, it sounds good and it's true

>>52676444
No anon, "investor" is a known dogwhistle for "unemployed". Bitches use twitter and are hyper-vigilant about avoiding cryptobros and other zeitgeist evils. There will guaranteed be follow-up questions designed to sniff you out.

>>52676424
I hope you find a woman who loves you and whom you love. You sound like a great guy.

>>52676469
Thanks anon! Y-you too.