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>>52661653
It has just begun

minoxidil 5% applied to scalp twice daily

finasteride 1mg daily (oral)

dermapen once per week

Ketoconazole shampoo twice per week

Report back to us in 12 months.

>>52661672
Have sex once in your lifetime!
Never come back!

>>52661672
Minox is a même
Fin causes ED
The others don't work

>>52661672
>fin
enjoy your limp dick and depressions

>>52661653
buzz it with no guard. When you look okay, problem solved. When you look like a fucking egg might look into SMP. Don't get a hair transplant and don't take fin.

OH NONONO

>>52661694
I'm taking a vitamin and using nutrafol and after 2 months I have more growth of hair at my hairline. ymmv, and I also quit drinking and smoking last month, everything helps, maybe

>>52661697
whats SMP?

>>52661653
massage your scalp, stop masturbating so damn much, exercise, eat well. if you don't try all this, you didn't care that much anyway

>>52661688
>>52661694
>>52661697
Seething bald manlets detected

I went to Istanbul to get my hair problem solved

>>52661756
basically tattoo hair. Looks btter than it sounds when you get it well done but you have to keep your hair very short at all times obviously

>>52661694
Minoxidil has been working for me albeit very slowly and I only use it once a day. At the very least it will stop the balding on its own without fin

>>52661806
Lmao. Lol.

>>52661653
Fear stage, not even reached capitulation yet
No, this is not a bot reply.

>>52661806
My hairstyle since I'm 20

>>52661806
THIS obvious economical solution

just get a transplant dude. from your pic, get 1,000 - 2,000 now, establish your hair line and fill in the top
wait 5 years for the rest of your original test sensitive hair to fall out (transplant hair stays, duh.) and then get another 2,000 to fill out that, and you are golden for the rest of your life. no worries, no wearing hats, no fixing your hair in the wind, no worries about swimming with qts at the beach. no fin, no min. just you.

>>52662324
why bother, just get a tattoo, that is the one tattoo I approve of
and the pigment it might actually also protect you from the sun

>>52662351
Not everyone looks good with a buzz style

When I see these posts it makes me kinda sad desu.
Background picture : nivea shit shampoo, gels, shits skincare products.
That's how it's easy to tell biz board is
1) poor
2) stupid

>>52662431
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>52662431
>nivea shampoo
that's sunscreen retard

That's how even with shitgenetics you can outperform baldcels :
-sunlight 1h per day (walking, slow run, bike around nature)
-natural shampoo every 2 weeks (no your hairs don't get that dirty because apending time outside will outweight the dirt / wet effect)
-use natural body soap every day / 2 days (body ONLY)
-stop using ANY product outside the first 2 I mentionned
-If you can meditate 10min per day it's even better (stress breaks high regen cells completely that's why people on chemotherapy lose their hair and have broken skin first)
-1h sport per day minimum (7-12h per week) no need to describe "why" it's obvious.

It will not replace shit genetics but I saw men 50-60 yo with shit hair gens having a great lifestyle and they could cover their balding absolutely naturaly (a bit the same way zoomers cover it on tiktok) seems odd but it works wonders.
-also if you think stress is not important think about this : go to an opera / jazz concert very specific with lots of musical people full of old people. I swear : the last jazz concert I went there was 0 guy bald and they were all 60-70 yo. Why ? Because music relieve stress. Same for sport (careful with ultra distances)

>>52662479
Even worse. Use natural coconut sunscreen it's 100% natural and 100x better for your skin

If why people are hating on this guy >>52661672
Follow it OP, it’s the only tried and tested method that works with patience. There is an entire subreddit for it r/tressless and its a sticky there, you can also read their wiki.
Inb4 reddit, it is good for niche communities.

>>52661806
looks ok fresh, what about in 10 years when every dot is a blurry mess

>>52661756
It stands for Shaking My Penis

Jump on low dose finasteride. If you get sides then reduce dosage or take a break completely. You can stop the drug completely for up to 4 weeks without losing your gains. If you're getting mild sexual sides then low dose cialis should do the trick.

Nobody wants to be on finasteride but going bald is often a death sentence for your dating life.

>>52661672
No need to go on 4 meds treatments all at once. Try finasteride alone for 12 months then add more if needed.

>>52661697
baldie spotted.

>>52661694
This
>>52661688
Also this
If you have even a little bit of man inside you, balding shouldn't ruin your chances with women or drop other males' respect of you.
Now if you want to go into politics or something where appearance is a must, just wait for it to get real bad and get an implant instead of wasting 30 minutes a day on a beauty routine like a complete faggot. I might go for one in the future, they don't require finasteride anymore, there's some stem cell alternative.
>t. balder than OP, and still wearing vans sneakers, pissing zoomers off while idgaf

>>52661653
who cares, 95% of this board wont get with a woman anyways

>>52661697
The sexual side effects of finasteride are largely placebo and simply knowing that they aren't real can immediately reverse them.

Poof, I just fixed your broken dick. You're welcome.

>>52662534
Also if you think what I'm saying is useless nobody will do anything for you.
I have good hair gens but have VERY shitty skin gens (had huge pimples a f* nightmare) and the day I started doing NOTHING for my skin and hairs I noticed everything went perfect. It's been 3 years and there's no comeback. With my gf we are 100% natural products and it works wonders. Almost had to to do accutane (isotrétinoïn) and made the change just before the treatment. Finally never done it and I cured my acne for free. Think of your DNA & your ancestors. They did'nt spread shit all over their face everyday. Look at "blue zone" people over 100 yo with hairs & perfect skins, they do nothing.

>>52662731
You don't know what male pattern baldness is or what causes it, retard

Baldies btfo again. If you're going bald before 50 you got shit genetics

>>52661672
>How to kill yourself in 12 months.

That's not very nice anon.

>>52662761
Cope harder. My 2 best friends gave the worst balding gens and they make it work just fine going natural and having a lifestyle turned towards nature low stress and sport. You're so focused on the process of being bald you don't even process how to escape it or manage it. If I sent you a pic at 21yo with full acne disgusting with my doctor telling me I have long term acne and nothing other that accutane can cure it and I couldn't f* any girl since I was f* disgusting you wouldnt believe me

But again I know since I started trading srsly and stop waging that only less than 10% of humans can in fact change themselves so I know that when I write all of this all this f* retarded board will not even grasp the idea or the concept I wrote. But that's fine I'm just bored

>>52662840
No I'm telling you straight up that even insinuating natural shampoo and sunshine as a cure to male pattern baldness makes you look completely retarded.

Why are you blogging in a thread of which you clearly have zero understanding of the content? Yo drop your socials so I can follow your epic advice threads.

>>52662938
That's whats makes you even more retarded : I'm talking about managing gens
And you tell me : " you can't cure gens with natural"
Who said smth about "cure" ? Not me. I still have shitty skin and I still need to be careful regularly because I have shit skin dna. If you think you can cure dna with some oestrogen I think you might get some psych help.
And I'm telling you that if you accept the fact that you have shit balding dna BUT you can manage it with a good lifestyle and good choices, your badling won't be even noticed. If you don't believe this it's simpky because you need to get out of your room and see the world. Go to an opera, go to any sport club then go to a supermarket. If you can't notice differences between people there's nothing to help you

>>52661672
None of this shit works, I've been on all 4 for 13 months now and I still shed 50+ hairs per day. Pic rel is my sink when I comb my hair every 2 days (post shower too btw). Don't bother with hair loss 'communities' either, they're the exact same as cryptofags. They all tell themselves it's "just a shed" or "just 2 more months until you see results!" because really they're all just trying to convince each other that it will work eventually. If it did, they wouldn't still be posting there. Your only real option is a hair transplant.

>>52661653
Does smoking make you lose hair?

>>52663063
Those a dead hairs. Its normal to shed those if the follicle is growing new hair in its place.

>>52663062
Shut up retard. I've not seen this much confirmation bias and anecdotal nave gazing in a while. I never said pharma > natural, you're making retarded inferences and insinuations because you are legitimately a stupid person.

I've traveled most of the U.S. by car and been to Europe. What the fuck are you talking about dipshit? I also have perfect skin and eat clean, I've never been fat.

None of this has anything to do with male pattern baldness.
>Can't cure genes with naturals
>Who said cure?
>Oestrogen
Who are you talking to? Are you a chatbot? And you end this post by carrying on about your anecdotal observation about... People who play jazz music and go to sports clubs..?? You are a fucking monkey. Thinking is not your strength and never will be.

>>52663123
Yes

>>52663130
The level of cope.

people notice insecurity
just embrace it

>>52661672
minoxidil turned my face into crepe paper and gave me pitch back circles under my eyes. never again.

fin literally destroys your manhood

I tried a 1mm dermaroller once and it gave me scars on my forehead that are still there 5 years later. the affected area looks like turkey skin, every pinprick left a scar

ketoconazole sounds like a meme

basically everything that might stop hair loss kills off another part of you in equivalent exchange. may as well just baldmaxx and keep all your other masculine qualities intact.

>>52663132
You don't even make sense at least enjoy your day that's prly all you have

>>52663168
>minoxidil turned my face into crepe paper and gave me pitch back circles under my eyes. never again.
Did you go back to normal after stopping?

>>52663174
I don't expect you to understand what just happened because you are a moron.

>>52661672
>dermapen once per week
this is how you ruin your scalp you need over 2 months to fully recover
>finasteride 1mg daily (oral)
this is how you will troon out - personal experience started as a joke now dick only gets hard with traps, currently fucking a trans and dick is not that hard anymore
>minox/Ketoconazole
ok/whatever placebo mostly

my suggestion - try saw palmetto instead of finasteride, weaker effect on your testosterone while doing the same job against DHT. even better - neither

>>52661694
>Sources: my uneducated imbecile pigeon-sized brain

>>52662324
>No fin, no min
I've always heard you still have to take that shit or else your transplants die.

>>52662558
I'm with u on this one. Fuck these malding retards.
Hey op do it and disregard what those faggots say. Do some research first but if you're legit concerned do at least on of these things. Reclaim your hair bros

>>52663168
Thanks for wasting your and our time spreading lies. Now kill yourself.

>>52663178
yes mostly but it took such a long fucking while like 6 months. during which I avoided all optional social contact because I looked like a fucking corpse. luckily it was still mask szn so I could hide most of it for grocery runs etc, otherwise I might have literally killed myself it was so bad and demoralizing.

I think I'm a little permanently worse off than when I started (this was 2yrs ago) but it's 95% resolved. of course you lose all hair benefits as soon as you discontinue as well. some guys never seem to experience this problem but if you're white with a propensity towards translucent skin and eye bags to start with, minox will absolutely fuck your shit up

>>52663063
Hair falling out is not how you go bald. When you go bald the hair gets thinner and thinner over time until it disappears entirely. You don't shed yourself bald.

Idiots. Cretins. Just flay your entire skin the fuck off and encase your disgusting body in a shell of ceramic plates. Horrify and intimidate those around you. Gain respect through fear and self-dominion through pain.

>>52661806
this looks fake as fuck IRL, and if you don't shave your hair everyday the scam is even more obvious

>>52663255
You could do a entire graduate level study on the intense astroturfing of hair loss forums over the past ten years, it is absolutely unhinged. Hair loss is a trillion dollar potential industry and if you think half.or more.ofnehatnyou read isn't paid corporate shilling combined with delusion malders with body dysphoria then you don't have a clear picture of reality.

Finasteride isn't safe. Anti depressants aren't safe. Having such a fragile self image that you will take hormones blockers for the rest of your life with serious risk of permanent bodily harm, is not sane.

>>52663259
Sorry to hear this. Monoxidil impact on skin and HEART health made sure I never touched it. The FDA is funded by the same entities they are supposed to regulate. Americans are pozzed with glyphosate and atrazine which are totally banned in Europe, imagine going and loading up on pharma "treatments", on TOP of what you've already been poisoned with by your food and water supply.

>>52661672
>finasteride (oral)
enjoy having the dht of a 12 year old korean girl (inb4 much dht does nothing after puberty)
>being bald
enjoy not getting laid with cuties

>>52663374
maybe it was poor phrasing but I'm not trying to shill anything. I'll take your word for it as advertising in general has gotten out of hand for years now. As for mpb, i am aware of the potential risks and same goes for pharmaceuticals. I only support op, or anyone in a similar position, who is willing to take said risk and give it a try. If someone starts putting stuff in their body bc of a 4chan post without doing some research, then it's their fault

>>52663465
doctors and thousands of cucks will tell you to take finasteride before they tell you to take a cold shower, slap your self in the face and get a fucking grip.

you're a fucking man, right?

you might as well just just go on blockers and estrogen if your hair is more important to you than your virility, mental health, and physical prowess.

>>52661818
>At the very least it will stop the balding on its own without fin
It doesn't stop the balding. It only masks it by activating more of your roots at the same time which makes your hair look more dense.
The ONLY thing that stops balding is fin

IT'S OVER

>>52664010
fin + t-blocker + estrogen if you REALLY want luscious locks!

rogain x2 daily, nioxin shampoo primarily, and nizoral shampoo x2 weekly. throw in some saw palmetto and a derma roller and your set. biotin can't hurt either unless you take too much - then you get acne. there are some sides to the above, most notibably the rogain. truly, the most realistic sides you experience are acne near your template/forehead from it and sometimes an itchy scalp. i personally have never experienced any other side effects. as mentioned, biotin can fuck your face up if you take too much too. but any of these side effects will be very temporary if experienced and not permanent. unlike fin. absolutely do not touch fin. you don't need to if you have enough coverage leftover.

>>52661662
fpbp

>>52661653
I had a nightmare the other day where I had begun balding. Pure horror. Hairlets you have my sympathies.

>>52661806
thanks but bald / fake bald is not for me, im too pale with big ears (yep rip i know)

gotta transplant to even have a chance Sadge

>>52664137
I don't think bald chads need sympathy from feminized males who are genetic dead ends.

If male pattern baldness was so terrible for reproductive purposes then why do so many men go bald? It's because men with MPB are literally apex predators who crush vain "men" under their heels

>>52664175
Cope

Just go full skinhead yolo and work out too

>>52663374
These forums are a disaster for balding men, they will drag you in by sharing the 1/100000 result of someone going from NW3 to NW1 in 6 months and insist that fin/min work wonders for saving hair while denying anything could possibly go wrong. I just looked at some and found this, apparently the guy's been on fin for a year and started min recently and his hair has only gotten worse. What are the comments saying?
>oh dayum thats one heavy shed. but usually the people who shed hard get the best results. i would recommend shaving it off for now and enjoying the regrowth then
>That’s the craziest minox shed I’ve ever seen. Pro tip. Maybe keep a buzz cut for a couple months. You’ll look a lot better then feel a lot better when your hair starts growing back much thicker
>That shed is crazy. But the lighting difference between the pics can also be a factor by making u seem less bald
>NW 2 in 3 months trust the process
>Get on derma rolling too for best results
>Stay true I had a strong shed but by month 3 I've recovered and made up ground
>Are you on Fin? If not you really should attempt it. Fin tackles the root problem
This reads exactly like a shitcoin telegram, everyone's just telling each other that these drugs will work and his hairline will be recovering to the moon any day now. You have people drinking topical medication cocktails, ordering experimental research chemicals from chinese labs, raising the pH level of their shampoo to adjust their 'scalp microbiome'. It's nonsense.

>tfw big eared 6’1 white man with 190lbs skeletal muscle mass and pale as fuck
>will look like a neo nazi if I shave my head ever

Sigh oh well, my great grandparents were actual nazis so it’s just full circle

>>52663168
I don't have the study handy, but literally 100% of respondents who had sexual dysfunction using fin found the side effects were completely reversible when they were told that the side effects are psychological. In other words, stop believing that fin causes sexual disfunction and you will magically find that it stops causing sexual disfunction.

It's essentially a negative placebo effects it's not a real side effect.

>>52664188
>30y/o boomer
>balding since 18
>simply don't care
>zero problems attracting women and maintaining long term relationships
Do you know what coping is? It is taking hormone blockers every day because you can't help but cry if you see a definitely male figure reflected back at you in the mirror. Waking up every day and taking HORMONE BLOCKERS because you have such a weak character and presence, that you utterly dissolve psychologically at the prospect of other people looking at you and seeing a definitely MALE figure.

I'm giving good advice here, and that advice is you should transition.

>>52664206
>ED caused by directly castrating your DHT, the strongest form of Testosterone, is literally just a placebo effect
Okay, cool! Sounds like a cool study. I hope millions of people gamble their health on it, thanks for the link too! One study is pretty much all you need to make a good decision right? One good study? That you agree with? That suits your bias? That is funded by the company selling you pills? HAHAHA
>>52664207
Idk if you're a zoomer or what but if you are fit, tall and shave your head and just own it - women will notice. Women have been squirting for "neonazi" aesthetic for decades.

The real cancer is all these Internet forums aggregating a bunch of losers in one place to crystallize their delusions into collective delusions of "truth".

>>52664175
You may be right. I actually had a benign opinion on male pattern baldness and if anything thought guys who decried it made a big deal out of nothing. Then I saw my dream self with norwood in a mirror and miasma washed over me. Didn't like it one bit. I hope I never go bald.

>>52664333
buzz your head to a zero and get over it, even if you aren't balding. it is seriously fucked up that our male culture has fallen so far as to have an intense visceral fear and hatred of simply looking like a man.

>>52661653
It’s ogre for me brehs. Remember me chads, for you stand on the shoulders of 5’10” manlets.

i'm going to see a specialist doctor tomorrow about hair loss and will take advice from them. will probably also do microneedling once every couple of months, also done by a medical professional.

>>52664308
Oh I know when I was dating I always have off that buff white frat boy vibe and black, latina, and Asian chick all flocked to me. And skanky blondes.

But balding bros just get fit, take care of your appearance, and youll see massive improvements

>>52661672
Kek this would unironically cure OP and all these faggots malding about it. OP will pussy out and end up NW5 taking tranny hormones instead of this regimen. MANY such cases

>>52661653
just shave your head dude. looks better than having a patch and shows confidence

>>52664435
Here is something weak minded young men don't understand and need to get a GRIP on FAST.
>Women don't know what they want
You're basing your self worth off of the opinions of teenage girls if you are worried about your hair. If you're that vain and desperate to stick your cock in shallow pussy, literally get a toupe and spend the money you would have spent on hair transplants and meds, on facial surgery.
>Modern women are not even feminine anymore
And you're still worried about what they think about you? Maybe you should worry about what the few remaining good females out there would think of you clutching finasteride pills and crying over your hairline when you could be getting fit, learning to cook healthy food for yourself and a family, learning a skill, earning money to be a caretaker/provider/protector?
>Other "men" want you to be as miserable and deceived as they are
You can be happy, strong and attractive without taking big pharama poison daily. You can literally disagree with 90% of current year "culture" and "scientism" and be as close to nature and god as your ancestors.

>>52664609
Bottom line it’s just about self confidence.

>>52663928
look man, i don't like balding, and if it is because of a shitty lifestyle and not genetics, i'll do give it a try before going bald. Not taking fin. I do the dermapen thing and put some mix of argan, coconut and argan oil. I'm not taking fin and mix because i'm sceptical and have not done proper research on the topic. What I'm saying is, if there is a way to treat mpb i don't see why nobody should try and just go with it, but not before aknowledging and accepting the risk and (potential) reward

>31 with thick hair
>longest it's been in my entire life
Investing in diet, exercise, and laughing at minorities has been an absolute win here

>>52664735
Hey if you want to take extra care that's fine, just don't do it with Pharma. You can't trust anything you read online about the legitimacy or efficacy of that poison. I'm not trying to invalidate your pain, just saying that it is at the end of the day an illusion which has zero impact on your potential.
>>52664747
>31
>don't have male pattern baldness
wow, it's almost as if it has nothing to do with your diet or exercise. ever seen a homeless guy chain-smoking with a full head of hair? damn what is his secret? is he on your diet?

>>52664747
also curious as to why you're posting from diff ip's in this thread. did a bald dude cuck u or something?

>>52664175
No. It’s because men used to have children early before the MPD showed passing on their garbage jeans. Why do you think men wore hats all the time kek

>>52664874
I'm not the other guy, he's not a manlet like me. Read my forehead. You've been coping all over this thread, so I assume you're bald and seething over it when hairchads like me post anecdotes about doing the bare minimum to keep decent hair. My hair's so good I've been gaslighting my gf about her hair falling out for fun, and even if mine did tomorrow it wouldn't affect my mood in the slightest.

>>52664908
>men of the past wore hats because they cared about what people thought of their looks
>men of the past stopped having kids past their twenties
You must be a well educated individual
>garbage genes
Yeah, no successful person has ever been bald. It isn't extremely common among notably strong men, or wealthy men. Never thought about that..

You know what, I take everything back. The peak signal of male fitness is how attractive he looks to teenage girls whose primary obsession is Hollywood thinks and makeup videos. I'm so fucking deluded bros....

>>52664982
I'm not sure what point you're trying to make in a thread where young vulnerable men are being discouraged from taking potentially life altering medications marketed by shitty doctors and predatory pharmaceutical companies, but if that is what you're into more power to you, I am not trying to stop you buddy.

Just so you know, it is the equivalent of posting in any thread about "I have x affliction due to no fault of my own" and saying "haha, worms, I do not have this affliction, what now?". It's disingenuous, at best. I don't have diabetes, bad teeth, an ugly face, blood disorders, myocarditis, risk for heart disease, liver disease, cancer, etc. so I'm gonna go find some people seeking support for that and let them know that I am not dealing with the same problem - because I'm BASED as well.

>>52661653
This was happening to me, started taking Biotin every morning... fixed, even my barber mentioned it.

>>52661769
gaslighting shitfuck detected

>>52664996
The sexual dynamics and market has completely changed in the west men had all the power back then. Women pick the men now and no bitch was some baldie

>>52664174
I could easily afford a good transplant but I don't for good reason. Unless you are completely hairless on the top, you will need 3+ transplants over your life (yes, 3 fucking transplants) and your donor area most likely doesnt hold enough grafts for that. It's not as easy as you think anon. Also you will need to take fin for the rest of your life which causes depression and limp dicks for many people.

>>52664982
full head of hair chad at 30 here

stop making fun of baldbros, they can't help it
only kind people with warm souls are allowed to have long hair

>>52665108
Women don't pick men, they don't even know what they want. Have fun basing your worldview off of the most fickle and vain creatures alive. I'm sure you'll be very happy with the outcome and free of the cognitive dissonance that has you relentlessly interacting with a topic you pretend to be above.

>>52665178
Yes they do baldie KEK stop coping a woman takes one look at a man and decides if she would fuck you think she’s gonna put out for an average bald guy?

>>52665161
if the genetic theory of MPB (follicular sensitivity to DHT) is true, then in THEORY the hairs that come from the back and side of your head will not be terminated once transplanted. I find this theory dubious as it does not take into account two major factors of baldness which you can read about if you search "ivory dome theory", which deals with calcification, inflammation and expansion of the skull / tightening of scalp dermis.

I don't find it unlikely like massage, natural oils and red light therapy could halt or reverse male pattern baldness.

>>52665220
You're a brainwashed goy porn sick soul, I'll pray for you

>>52665244
Keep coping baldie
> 20 PBTID

>>52665047
Equating sympathy for balding with more serious diseases is truly disingenuous. Treating balding as something to hide or treat medically is obviously as harmful as giving trannies hormones, but vulnerable young people doing anything they can to improve their self-image medically, at their first doc recommendation and expense of their health, is nothing new as well. Again, read forehead, just get jacked and shave your head.

>>52661694
Whats the difference between a 'meme' and 'dont work' ?

>>52665279
Balding, especially for young men, can lead to body dysmorphia and depression which are absolutely life threatening.

>>52661672
DAILY REMINDER MINOXIDIL IS FATAL TO CATS

>>52665161
agreed but some people just dont suit bald

>>52662675
>BRO JUST BE BALD LIKE ME REEEE
No

I am so glad I wasnt born with inferior white genes

t, jesus hair

>>52664175
>21 malding posts by this ID

>tfw full hair but disgusting acne which never goes away

>>52665824
This guy has the most terrifying soulless bug eyes

>>52661818
i grew a full beard from almost nothing by putting minox on my face every day for like 2 years

>>52664175
The idea is to reproduce before MPB sets in. If you haven't had children by the time you go bald you have failed.

This bald faggot thinks he's an apex predator LMAO

>>52666293
He said he started balding at 18 that probably fucks you up real good

Dear balding bizraels,
The cause is parasites.
Sincerely,
fren

Excuses. Excuses. I mean... look at this hairlet. He's managed to bag himself some top tier posh ass.

He's mounted it.

He's bred it.

All you've got to do is go back in time, become a direct heir to the throne of England, go to precisely all the same events as William, and you're in.

>>52662544
>natural coconut sunscreen
no such thing as "natural coconut" protecting you from the sun retard

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>>52661653
Take the Vsaucepill.

>>52666609
>no such thing as "natural coconut" protecting you from the sun retard
It probably will do to some extent desu because it has unsaturated bonds in it. Sunscreen is basically jammed full of them. Personally, I'd just use actual sunscreen. The UV block is extremely strong. It's also extremely well tested.

>>52661653
My family has extremely strong hair genetics
My grandfather died at 86 with a full head of dark hair and only had frays of gray along his sideburns, zero treatments.
I was born incredibly poor so I guess Jesus was like we can't make this guy poor and ugly and hairless then he'd literally just rope.

>b-but being bald means I'm high test!
LOL yeah I guess Reddit is the center of high test in the universe.

>>52664747
Also based. Ignore the (22) seethe
faggot.

Get some brown hair fibres off ebay shake onto head after blow dry and add texture powder will completely fix it. I'm doing this until i can go to Turkey for a transplant.

>>52661653
shave your head you fucking pussy. I still have enough hair although its thinning, but because i was sick of the haircut jew i shaved it off. my wife thought i looked hot and fucked me. you have a normal shaped head, get a buzz cut and go get some pussy you fucking faggot

>>52666538
the fact that he doesnt shave it off and grow a beard is mind bogglingly stupid. Is it a royal decree to look like that when you bald?

>>52661672
instead trying taking;

>zinc
>fish oil
>saw palmetto

and rub rosemary oil and peppermint oil in your scap with coconut oil every day. should work with no side effects. this is for male pattern

>>52666538
I'd rather be dead than look lke that seriously

imagine looking at that mr burns shit in the mirror everyday

>>52661653
1mg finasteride, prescribed online. just look it up, don't wait.

>>52661694
me and my bro have been on finasteride for a year with decent results and no ED issues. 1mg of finasteride is the safest option. NEVER take a 5mg dose, that's what causes ED.

>>52666099
a 5% benzoyl peroxide cream on your chest every day and it will go away. you just need to be careful in the summer with the sun

There are no good solutions. Just accept it. A bald head looks always worse most of the time imo. Just leave it like it is rn

>>52667099
the royal protocol forbids you to shave it or buzz it for some reason. he would look ok.

>>52661653
just stop fapping bro

>>52661653
Nettle tea. This post is under rated.

>>52661653
Gee, I wonder (((why)))
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https://goyimgazette.com/food-poisoned-care/

>>52664462
baldcels just love company. been on fin 2 months now and feeling great

start hating yourself and become an autist libertarian

baldies are ego driven normies. unless you can overcome your nature.... your hormones will kill your hair.

self hate and loathing of the world saves your hair

>>52664196
These forums are infested by pharma shills

>>52661672
Kek I got banned for a few days on this board for posting the truth about pharmaceuticalmaxxing with NAD+, Adderall, test, and finasteride. Weird how there are so many glowie shills replying to you with FUD

>>52661672
I did minoxidil for a year.
It didn't do shit for my hair.
It did however make my face age 15 years practically overnight.

>>52662711
>DHT is a placebo
lmao

Been on fin .25 for over a year completely stopped my balding at 25 cage at faggots fear mongering fin

>>52661653
Just get a FUE hair transplant? Lol

>>52664175
If balding doesnt affect your reproductive success then how come the overwhelming majority of genes responsibl3 for it are on the X chromosome (the one you get from your mother) with virtually none on Y chromosome

i just started fin and it makes my balls ache. did anyone else get that

>>52671985
didn't you just answer your question?

>>52661653
It is not
https://replicel.com/products/rch-01

>>52669204
>I did minoxidil for a year.
>It didn't do shit for my hair.
>It did however make my face age 15 years practically overnight.

Are you for real anon?

>>52663347
god you're such a faggot imagine thinking that people keep track of when you cut your hair.
literally no one gives a shit and just looks better atheistically

>>52661694
No it’s not, you idiot

>>52664264
Literally this, i have a fulll set of hair.
I have balding in my genetics and my hairline is looking more mature now.
i'm fully prepared to embrace my baldness coming soon.
I feel bad for the failure of men who are slaves to medication, they're no worse than a fucking tranny. the reason most men say that growing their hair back has increased their confidence, was because their confidence was built on a house of cards.The next thing to strike them will be infinitely worse than simply balding.
They might as well fucking transition if they're gonna act like a women 100% on the money here.

>>52661653
Thank God I started taking fin early.

>>52664747
>laughing at minorities
retard

>>52661653
Buzz it off you fucking pussy

>>52672976
based and cueball pilled

>tfw I was applying Minoxidil to my hair while scrolling /biz/'s catalog and saw this thread.

>>52672985
>bragging about failing to reach sexual maturity

>>52671997
unironically testicular atrophy
have to decide if it's worth it to castrate yourself

>>52667109
If you want a nice laugh, check out the hairloss subreddits.
Motherfuckers be mixing their own blends of products, concentrating their minoxidil at home, adding fin to minoxidil topical solutions, it's wild watching people chemically castrate themselves because they're so butthurt over their hair.

I looked like Fabio as a teenager, now I'm a crippled Benjamin Franklin; your hair doesn't get your dick wet, shave your head, pretend you're Johnny Sins, get over it.

>>52661672
>just try to fight nature bro
lol k gl with that

>>52672985
fin solved 2 problems for me: hair and libido. now I feel good and I can think freely, god-like medicine

>>52673516
This is why I'd rather do the tupee or the transplant route if my hair gets bad. Got a maturing hairline currently but its coming back from supplements/diet change/washing with non-city water. I bet I could get a badass tupee, might be fun.

>>52671997
>>52673516
He's not joking. If you can actually feel your balls aching, you need to stop using immediately and consult your doctor.
That is a big red flag marking the start of your journey towards permanent erectile dysfunction.

>>52661653
btc is finally going up and I can finally sell my dext shit before I become poor again.
who did they kill to make this happen?

>>52664206
how much are you getting paid

>>52662731
Everyone can tell you're balding lmao, you look like a rat, shave it off or get it fixed

I just remembered I spend a ton of time running my fingernails through my scalp and hair. I wonder if that's replicated the effect of a 'microneedle' and kept my hair follicles healthy?

>>52661694
>>52661697
fin only has a 15% chance of causing permanent ED, most people can pause treatment when they need to have sex, it's worth the risk to keep my hair

>>52664747
Sorry bro but you're coping a bit. You will be needing to tie the remaining strands up into a ponytail by your mid-30s. Sort out your affairs now while you still have the rapidly fading illusion of youth on your side.

>>52661653
Do these massages daily while upside down (let your head hang off side of bed with legs up the wall or something)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yehk_h_Uj6k
1 - General warmup 3 mimnutes
2 - Focus on one scalp segment 17 minutes
3 - pinching 6 min
4 - pressing 6 min
5 - stretching 5 min
HAIRLINE PINCH - double handed 4 fingers each, hold each for 1-2 seconds
single handed pinches with thumb and index finger going a little below each hairline
HAIRLINE PRESS - knuckles together pressing into scalp wiggling around, squeezing sligthly but nowhere as much as a pinch
HAIRLINE STRETCH - 4 fingers each, one hand below hairline, one above, hold each for about 4 seconds+
stretch should not hurt

VERTEX PINCH - if too tight, just do double handed pinch, once it s more loose, use some single handed pinching
VERTEX PRESS - use knuckles but if that gets too tired, you can try pressing as hard with fingertips
VERTEX STRETCH - double handed

SIDE PINCH - single handed
SIDE PRESS - can use palms to press
SIDE STRETCH - usually very loose, so use more single handed
SCALP RIDGE - focus on scalp ridge where tight skin meets the loose skin, single handed pinches

You can also get derma-needling if you can afford it. (Its better than derma-rolling)