/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52643181
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,069.174B, 95P = 21.781B per (roughly)
Thursday RRP: No
Friday RRP: 2,031.066B, 90P = 22.5674B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for Chrome and ios
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek kekkers

every doubles or better in this thread is going to make it.

umm yeah a couple hedge fund companies going bankrupt from being short is not going to destroy the financial market sweeties...

it happens all the time

i bought the float

WAGMI

Just watched Pepsi, Where's my Jet? We're in deep shit. This is gonna take years and will be dragged out in court battles and legal bullshit. At the end of it he didn't even get the jet. MOASS was a beautiful dream but it's time to wake up now.

>>52643126
>Couldn't institutions sell shares to them?
Not if they already lent the shares out for shorting lmao. This is such a shitshow, I’m just glad I’m alive to witness it unravel

>>52643242
Also, hedgefunds are BTFOing baggies, but baggies can't explain it other than "peepee poopoo!!1"

It will happen sometime in December, a quick rush up to at least 10000 USD per share, then steady increase for however long people managed to hold. Checkem.

>>52643278
but that... that's unpossible!!! we bought all the shares!

>the year is 2036
>GMErs won and are slowly DRSing thebrest of the market
>two more weeks

red baggies

There are jpegs, songs and soon games and books. My tits are jacked the store is still in Beta, but the potential is all there. Everything is going according to plan

>>52643278
65 billion in assets sold but not yet purchased means it'd take 15 quarters that good in a row to even get close. Kek meltdownies
>>52643242
Sweet, time to see what happens when unstoppable fraud meets immovable retards.

>>52643367
>"h-heh.. nice try indian shillies... let me tell you why the hedgefunds making record profits means they're HEMORRHAGING money hiding their naked shorting...."

>>52643371
Read Shitadel’s financial statement and tell me what you think the line item labeled “Securities Sold Not Yet Purchased” is referring to. Then ask what the number is in relation to their claimed assets. Then put the chromosomes down for a moment and try to figure out why that might be an issue for them

>>52643371
I didn't say you were Indian but good for you. Shorts are unequivocally fucked or else you wouldn't be here to begin with and it ain't big bear's problem. We doin thangs.

>>52643398
>>52643367
>change of 8 billion from 2020 to 2021
Wow, it's fucking nothing, and you both proved you don't even understand your "DD" from leddit, holy shit.

>>52643439
Using buzzwords doesn't make you right, and they do not have the capital or backing to cover madoff-equivalent levels of debt. It going from 57 billion to 65 billion YoY doesn't mean they're somehow not fucked, it means they dug a deeper hole, and you're intentionally ignoring this because you nor anyone on the short side can cope. It's why the seethe gets sneeded every single time, it's not my fucking problem. Pay me and fuck off.

>>52643439
>he couldn’t understand a simple request
The DD is helpful, but not necessary. I frankly don’t care what volume of the Talmud they use to justify financial crimes, or that preddit is starting to find out. The only DD I need is that YOU are here reading it for me and trying to use it as fud. Go ahead, dance for me, ser

>>52643215
What if I don't want to make it?

>>52643486
>>52643501
It sounds like both of you should buy more GME as soon as possible and DRS it all. (You're going to say this is "le indian shilly reverse psychology" but w/e)

if moass happens this week, i will cut my dick off

screen this baggies

Kek dumbfuck red baggies
No announcements
No new products or services
Just cohen telling you to diversify. Fucking idiots

>>52643506
im afraid you dont have a choice in the matter

This is the dumbfucks only cope. Ahahahahahahahahahahah

>>52643512
>>52643572
>>52643614
>Being this obsessed about a stock you don't own
Ooooh, meltdowniiiieeeees!

>>52643667
yea they don't have gamers
they have people who work 14 hours a day, fueled by cocaine, doing nothing but finance and markets with access to unlimited liquidity.
top fucking kek

>>52643658
Well shit.

I need MOASS before the end of the year. Why isn't Ryan Cohen doing anything? I am not delighted, not delighted at all.

>>52643278
Well then surely you wouldn't have an issues with me owning gamestop shares, right?

just got off the phone with my future self.
It’s today
INFINITE TIME LORD CHADS REPORT

kek shillies

wagmi tomorrow

>>52643717
I have an issue in the sense I have an issue with junkies wasting their life.

>>52643760
>he cares about our financial well-being
hello meltdownie

>52643760
Shit, you also go tell all the the other other generals how you feel about their interments?

Securities Sold Not Yet Purchased at 65b was fair market value for those securities at the time of filing. As time goes on and the market crashes, that number gets less and less

>>52643188
Checked and WAGMI

>52643797
So $4 to what's about $100 pre split?

>>52643278
Revenue is not profit. Everything Citadel has put out is such obvious bullshit that any high schooler with a decent father could see through it.
>sneed

>nooooo the financials are fake we are totally owning the hedgies and their secret shorted shares!!!
top kek

>>52643867
If I could buy more GME with your money I would. If I could somehow track you down, blow some scopolamine in your face, and get you to drain everything you own and purchase GME with it, I would. Obviously, you'll come out of it so you'll need to be restrained while we await MOASS. Could be a while, hope you like chairs and sitting in them for 2 more weeks.
>sneed

>>52643181
So satisfying.

>>52643897
lmao i could easily pin you down and claim your bussy for my own in an instant little twink boy

>>52643778
I prefer the original

World sure is getting crazy out there.

>>52643867
Here’s your (You)

>>52643830
More like $483 to $25 sweaty

>>52643760
/biz/ must be very painful to browse.

>bought during the sneeze
>drs and booked
>hodl for two (2) years through all the 'catalysts'
Why am I not rich yet?

>>52644026
More like 3$ to 100$ yet somehow still an argument to short. Sad, many such cases, their buttholes will never be the same.

>>52644062
Because you fell for a scam

>52644026
>Yeah man they completely offset their loses by shorting the top of the sneeze!
>Yeah there's not enough volume for that to make sense, and the fact they disabled the buy button for retail means that there was no way for them to buy the shorts sold meaning they can't have profited off of it.

I'm working on a song for /GME/ did you anons want to take a look at it? I'm looking for some feedback before recording it.

ngl kinda comfy desu

>>52644062
Because you're the Chosen One. You have to shit your pants before the squeeze starts, and not a little hershey squirt either I'm talking full on grumpy dumpy right in your chair to completion. Until you do this, you will not be rich.

>>52644158
Sure

Which Metroid is that? Samus be lookin gud

>>52643760
You don't actually have an issue with it, you just think you're better than addicts.

>>52643899
Shooped/10

>>52644026
They had a stonk split. So it's more like $483 to $100

is the wutang thing still a thing?

>>52644362
Wth inflation, it's more like $483 to $50. You're paying probably around twice as much for gasoline as you were when it was $483.

>>52643760
addicted to opiates and buying shares of gamestop, ama

>>52644366
no

>>52644384
Why opiates? Pain meds just put me to sleep.

>t. Burger who loves amphetamine powder

>>52644424
because my life has been hell and I cant cope. Socially awkward add faggot and almost universally disliked every job I work and everywhere I go. When I take opiates, people tolerate me and I'm not as anxious. It seemed like a good idea at first, because it actually helped for those reasons, but it has rotted out the core of my life, where I dont even spend time with my own mother without them. Instead of helping with the problem, it made it infinitely stronger because I stopped challenging it and started medicating it. It still helps but nothing like it once did.

>>52644366
yea

>>52644458
Did you try coke? I feel thats a way better drug to increase your social abilities. I'm generally quiet and reserved because I don't have alot going on so I don't have much to talk about. I also have controll issues so I can't relax so I'm not much fun at a party or bar enviroment. Back when I was doing coke I became a social butterfly. I could actually relax and enjoy a party or night at the bar made it easy for me to get pussy too.

>>52644502
imo coke is the most overrated drug of all time. You are chasing the first 15 minutes the entire night, and it gets progressively worse as the night goes on. By the end of it you just feel like shit, youre pissed off and edgy, and your jaw feels like shit. I find adderall much better for that and I take it everyday. I've done pretty much every popular drug known to man and about a million lesser known ones. After thorougly seeing what is out there I find a opiates to be the most functional for me, especially when mixed with amphetamine, which is a completely ridiculous thing for me to say because they are making me less and less functional as time goes on and are ruining my life.

3K shares traded so far on the German market. That's heavy but not crazy heavy. Smells like...smells like WAGMI.
Also cordite and broccoli.

>>52644525
If you're doing speedballs on a regular basis you're pissing in the face of death and should probably stop. Here's your sign.

>>52644525
Well of course thats the nature of drug addiction. You must have been getting some shit coke. I used to acetone wash mine and just take small key bumps throughout the night id be able to go at least 8 hours before I was just chasing the high. I was also 18 so that may have something to do with it.

>>52644622
for about the last 5 years. and thanks, duly noted.

>>52644633
I've done it probably 60 or 70 times in my life id say, and yea most of the time it was bad, a few times it was really good. The secret is like you said, doing really small amounts at a time, and not doing the hollywood scarface lines. For every up there there the corresponding down with drugs, and with coke, the little steps up is the way to go. Otherwise its like jumping up 4 steps at once and falling back down. Drinking while doing it helps a lot too

>>52644458
sounds like your head is trying to figure out what they're thinking while also trying to figure out what you should say & do based on what you think they're thinking and it overloads you. your heads in too many places, vro.

>>52644653
Without a doubt. Have you ever tried low dose 2cb or snorted ritalin. I find both give me absolutely no come down with a great high I could do day after day. 2cb is just mdma lite with no depression or hangover. There seems to be a clear split on the ritalin for me and half the people I've talked to its coke lite. Less euphoria and a little weaker but almost no comedown or tweakiness just drowsiness. The other half say it's the worst shitty weak high with a horrible comedown I've always found that to be interesting.

>>52644686
Yea I've got the psychology really well figured out. I've got degrees in it, and spent about 5 years pounding psychology philosophy and religion books while on adderall jobless or as a 3rd shift security guard. I have a great connection with God and a real sense of peace despite my problems. To distill it down as best I understand it, it is that most mental emotional disturbances can be see as logical consequences of deeper and “normal” but very painful existential challenges.
behind many depressive states we often find an existential pain, related to truamitc early experiences of rejection that were too painful for the child to face back then and still are in adult age. Which is whats happening in my case. The depression now becomes a meaningful and actually creative response, in that it actually helps the person avoid feeling a pain that is unbearable, given their personal, social, spiritual resources the person may have at the moment.

>>52644725
Rejection is natural, anon. You're not a failure for being rejected, just like being accepted isn't instantly success.

>>52644718
yea 2cb and 2ce are alright, I was never really a big fan. They're a bit too psychedellic for me. I dont like to fuck around with my amphetamine script too much because I really depend on it, but I've definitely snorted a few ritalin. and after doing so I researched gamestop, to keep it on topic

>>52644740
I know. Healing just takes time. Longer than we like in our culture of instant gratification, instant coffee, fast food, payday loans etc. Patience is what it all will come down to, for gamestop and everything else. Also just need to be a man and face the pain of everything. I'm lucky because I have God so its easier to do. I'm about to turn this franchise around pretty soon I pray

>>52644777
The pain is you remaking yourself, sculptor and marble, etc.

New estimation is there's under 8m shares left to DRS before there's officially less legal shares in existence as compared to officially disclosed shorts

henlo?
yes, wagmi today?

thanks

OH YEAH THE SHORT SQUEEZE IS COMING ITS ALL GONNA IMPLODE WOOOOOO

kek baggies

>>52643673
Better than being obsessed with losing money

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>>52644991
I haven't lost a single pesos with this stock since Jan 2021 my benchode, quite the opposite

>1000 shares DRS'd
>safe and secure
>system is failing on all sides
>shills in overdrive
maximum comfy

Todaybros, how are we looking?

>>52645075
its today

>>52645082

>>52645075
it's literally today

>>52643899
>>52644366
>>52644622
>>52644633
>>52644777
chequed frens

>>52643188 absolutely checked
I feel safe with you around

WAGMI

>>52644718
All ritaline does to me is make me unable to sleep. No high at all. Took 12x 60mg once and couldnt sleep for two days, but no high.

>>52645417
Did you snort it? It won't get you high if you dont.

>>52645075
Lookin good anon, lookin good

WAGMI

guys I ordered an onahole. Do you thinks thats a good investment?

>>52643188
checked!
WAGMI

>>52645572
Only if it's a high quality one. Things you use alot shouldn't be shitty and cheap. Same goes for beds, pillows, and computer chairs. And given my knowledge of the average anon, I bet you'll be using it quite often.

>>52645729
hmm, ok. I'll see when it is here.
What pricerange you talking about?

hey guys?

we are going to make it

how much do they pay each day to maintain the flat?

this is absurd

>>52645427
No, swallowed

>>52645760
Who do they pay to?

>>52645760
currently flatline costs them ~10B/day (check out FED liabilities)

Dilution announcement today in about 1.5 hours. Prepare yourselves, gonna get ugly. Rain (Cohen) is aiming to make another 2 billion, so expect a 100-150 million share "offering".

>>52645760
>>52645782
check this out >>52644372

reminder

>So many people concerned with my investment.

bros why we dumping in premarket?!

are the jews too powerful?

>52645850
>We still crabbing at 25

>>52645763
That's why then.

>>52644791

This is great, but thing is, before we get close the institutions will unload some more again to kick the can. We hit ~60% DRS of free float this week, and they willl unload a couple of million GME again to keep us just under 50%.

Another strategy to same point is to just manipulate official SI %.

However, in principle, all this is only cankicking. First milestone is having the available free float being < than official SI. Thats the takeaway and its a valid case. I think it will not be a needed case to make though, as hedgelings will not last Dec-Jan.

WAGMI my hombrxs

Kek shills

>>52645850
Doesn't matter, price is fake until it's at least 69,420, 000

Trying to push a new lockdown? Is this the new distraction? Kek.

>>52646057
kek faggies

>>>/x/33478211
The heat is being turned up on Wall Street and Alameda Research from the /nobody/-glowthread.

The CIA are nootocing they have been double-crossed by Alameda's Moonfall simulations.

Forced-MOASS soon. I warned you, Dream Devourer.

>>52645951
luv u deeranon

>tfw MOASS

I will be buying another share on open

What do you say to that shills and meltdownies?

>>52646205
>Boobytrapped his house on the astral plane

Why tf is there so much deer porn out there? Who is consuming all of this deer porn? Who the hell are the target demographic? It's a relentless barrage.

>>52646425
LMAO MY ID IS FUZZ LOVER!!!

YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP!

>>52646434
kek, I would suggest waiting until the next thread to post, that ID has brunt you

Is gamestop one of the bad guys? Seems RC is dragging his feet when he could have ended this months ago. Is he waiting for the vaxx die off?

>>52646502
there was a theory that kenny g is actually trying to save retail investors and ryan cohen is antichrist who deceived good people to destroy the world. Cohen, BlackRock, wef are all on the same team and Kenny G alone on the other.

Seems like brainchode is taking the piss writing kids books lecturing on delayed gratification instead of doing his job and protecting shareholders from predatory shortsellers. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB CHOBANI

Flatchads, I kneel.
>WTXMAS

>>52646574
I have to admit it is boomer tier to hear him claim he was working flat out and he only lies hiring people who were bullied or who are immigrants.

Lots of hard working people out there who don't have the benefit of being able to turn to a father who ran his own successful business for years.

I've worked hard my whole life, just received a lot of shit luck too.

>>52643680
>with access to unlimited liquidity.
*had access to unlimited liquidity

It also seems like raincone is stalling while the bad guys quickly get their cbdc ready to roll out and fully enslave the world. Verification not fucking required.

>>52646740
Why do it now just to have worthless fiat, think ahead

Guys it's the first trading day after a four day weekend and pre-market volume hasn't even breached 50k. Something is going to happen, I feel it in my gut.

>>52646766
Terrible attitude. The loss of cash is the loss of whatever little freedom we have left. Again verification not required.

Kek crypto baggies

>>52646801
I've barely been able to sleep this last couple of days. Something big is coming.
I hope it's this.

Ok schizo theory time..

Basically the ponzi scheme that is the entire finance industry could not continue forever. There's been some 35+ years of excessive profit made off of the derivatives market which, as we now know is completely fraudulent.

They always knew they would have to end it at some point, covid was brought in to begin the transition to a new financial system. But then GME popped up....

At first they panicked, but then, not to let an opportunity go to waste they have allowed this situation to go on to syphon as much money from us as they can. All the while they continue to flood the West with fighting age, male "refugees". Picrel.

When this shit collapses in the next year we're going to be so busy foraging for food and fighting our new guests the "elite" will be able to enjoy their newly cooked up system under a CBDC which the masses welcomed with the trojan horse of UBI.

>>52646822
Digits confirm.
Vnr.

>>52646823
is this a threat or a promise?

>>52646814
Correct. The dollar is still the reserve currency of the world, so if $ cash is suddenly invalidated it's literally game over for the world and a total jew victory. There should be blood in the streets once they start seriously thinking about getting rid of cash.

I just don't want to work anymore. I hate most people and most people just don't want me to be happy. If Im a billionaire, I just can stay inside all day or own my own mountain for when I want to go outside. That's all I want biz. Please, make it happen for me. You probably don't want me in your world either.

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1597223031327363074?s=46&t=_gPKlNPS1OoVdfGGwwtsdA

Another day closer to crypto baggies killing themselves

>>52646877
Don't sweat it, fren. We'll get there.

>>52646823
God I wish I was actually the massive, devilishly conniving black brute of white man's despair-but-also-an-erection fantasies instead of a sickly manlet with math PhD aptitude but African Art History BFA intellectual courage.

Anyway, I don't think they have that much control. They're trying to make things go their way, but as you saw with Afghanistan, making out like bandits financially doesn't mean you get your geopolitical spoils cleanly.

>>52646877
Based and samepilled.

>>52646913
>B-but muh new paradigm!
We've entered a period where money and investors will be increasingly harder to get, so all these "disruptive crypto startups" will be deleted from existence. Only those who are actually profitable and are not bankman-fried schemes will be spared.

>>52643709
You don't understand this play. It's attrition. This is possibly a five year grind. DRS numbers keep going up. This means the movement is still strong, people are not selling DRS shares.

In before: "I've always wanted an apple tree. But I don't want to plant an apple tree because I don't want to wait for the fruit."

Remember that if you are DRSed, you have 200,000 frens holding alongside you. You are never alone.

>>52646822
Dubs=destiny

>>52646801
Hedgie are probably seething from the Millions $ whale we got this weekend, exepect price to go down as an attempt to show him who the boss.

>>52646913
charlie munger is a dead man, i wouldn't listen to him. Every day should be a blessing for him, I don't understand why he still cares about money and market. The man is delusional.

I can't wait for the market to be open so I can buy another anti-semitism ticket. I will cherish every on of the 1312 of them. I will nurture them and I will harvest them when the time comes. My bounty of noses shall be plentiful and my garloids will eat well and provide much milk for generations to come

>>52646877
I want a quiet 500 acres to raise cows and pigs and shoot deer. I will never buy meat from the goy store again.

Can the hedgies please drop the price hard, I wish to make a purchase and for DRS to speed up. Around $20 would be a good start.

>>52647126
24-28 is flat theory, once we get to 30 we go PARABOLIC. PA - RA- BO- LIC. No 20 for (you)

>>52647126
This stock will never go below $25.

>>52647197
>>52647195
A man can but dream

Kek dumbfuck idiot baggots

>>52646814
>>52646853
Kill yourselves zogbots fuck america fuck the dollar

>>52647093
Planning to establish a garloid farm? What do they eat, besides noses?

>>52647337
You kept this screenshot three days since Friday so you could post it on your Monday commute? Kek dumbfuck city slickers

>>52647365
I heard they like boiled oranges with a touch of cinnamon

I just noticed
>NNN ID
It's like it's mocking us

>>52647382
Nice. Is that what a fall smells like? I think we're in for a treat in near future

lol Lmao even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-BZ5-Q48lE

They don't have gamers.

They. Don't. Have. Gamers.

They don't have the guy that stayed up until 4am on a Tuesday grinding out weird little robots in WOW looking for an obscure rare drop. They don't have the guy that ground and ground and ground on everquest to get to level 1000 just so he could walk through a door. They don't have those guys. Every single guy they have is motivated by money. They cannot win because we are here to play the game and figure out a way to beat them.

And gamers always, ALWAYS, find a way to win, to break the game.

I just wish we could get an achievement for this.

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

We will moass because WE ARE GAMERS.
They have no clue who they are f*cking with bros. Countless nights toiling away at Mario 64 for every star, this is effortless in comparison.
deer porn me deer anon

>>52647530
Moass happens when deer porn posts Quints

>green
poggers

You joke about the whole "we are gamers" thing, but it's actually the tenacious power of autism. Most people look down on the autists and underestimate them. Once an autist targets on something, they will relentlessly obsess over it until they get the desired results no matter how long it takes. They don't get bored even with the most redundant, trivial, or monotonous tasks. And now these people are buying a stock like it's a goddamn high score. The power of autism in large numbers is NEVER to be underestimated.

>>52647530
Mo'ass deer and market-size gay bears are a match made in heaven. Wagmi coomers.

>amc
xd
>ape
xdddd

It's not that I'm a gamer, it's that I no longer have a reason to participate in your society and you can die mad about it

>>52647594
I remember my autistic college roommate sand casting MLP figurines out of fucking cast iron in the back yard at midnight. I've seen the fervent hold it has.

moshi moshi
BBBY $3 waiting room desu ne?

>>52647698
>Hedgies thought they could defeat this

>>52647706
>this is all he posts now
Sad really now that you've been forced to retire all your other personas

>>52647594
You could say that the autism was...weaponized.

>>52647720
post BBBags

>>52647698
Yeah, my cousin and my friend started watching it as a meme to piss me and other friends off by talking about it. It stopped being a meme real fast.

>>52647594
Hell yeah, lets go full CWC on these hedgecunts.

Fuuuuck this schizo crab is killing me I want to OOO or AAAA

>>52647720
Kek BBBaggie

>>52647594
>>52647698
>>52647715
>>52647737
it would be extremely hilarious if autism was created by pharma companies through unnecessary shots and """vaccines""" (that aren't for shit that will actually kill you) to push drugs and """therapies""" only for it to blow up in their faces a few decades later.

Moass in March. Check em

>ZeRvs7TL

Its decoopling

Kek retarded bagniggers

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/z6yq4l/rule_2b_must_post_original_sources_help_revise/
kek they're trying to legislate (that's creating rules in their favor) their way towards tightening the narrative control over at the cringemines
>>52647787
No. December 2022.
>>52647792
You're so predictable it's not even funny anymore
>kek BBBY
>(You) REEEE
>get absolutely buttblasted you don't even want attention to your REEE posts
>post the same three to four reaction images with slight variations
Bonus points:
>BBBY price drops further

>>52647771
Maybe it was.
I read a screencap here speculating why boys had elevated levels of autism and girls started puberty earlier than they were suppose to.
Supposedly, the vaccine for hepatitis B, which in the USA is administered immediately after birth, is the most likely culprit.
I with I had that screencap.
I'll see if I can find it.

>>52647771
There was a funny pasta about how autism is evolutionary response to judaism. Without judaism, autism genes would go extinct.

What wrong hedges? Can't naked short today?

>>52647859
KEEEK
WAGMI

>>52644686
Fuck, thats 100% me. How do you stop?

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have 1 share or 99,999 shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>52647815
I thought it was catshit parasites. "Boys weird, girls hot," same symptoms.

>crabbing at 26.26
>after weeks of crabbing at 25.25

>>52647882
>How do you stop?
literally stop caring

>>52644261
It's a Castlevania game for DS.

>>52647895
Nah, catshit parasites cause faggotry.

>>52647897
Flat chads, fractal chads, squiggly struggle chads and critical margin chads were always right. Shills, deniers and hedgies can tongue my anus. No but seriously though Keith why can’t you just ignore them?

>>52647897
>>52647935
there's actually a very slight upward trajectory to the crab, it was never truly flat

>>52643512
Nigger you have both a shit colored and a tranny ID. GTFO

>>52647950
Of course not fren. It’s really an oversimplification of a fairly complex concept. Plus the ta makes me Kek.

>ZeRvs7Tl.

wen mun?

>>52648093
If my calculations are correct, it will be approximately some amount of time between soon and eventually.

>>52648093
Sometime between tomorrow and 2 weeks not even kidding.

There are people in this thread right now that bought BBBY @ $25+.

>>52648150
i just bough 30 for the lulz

>>52648175
Poorfag queer power couple like ZeRvs7Tl and Fu33L5vr will never comprehend this

>>52648150
There are people that have been holding APE through-out all this time.

>>52648175
Samefag

Uh oh crypto baggies

>why contain it?

https://pacer-documents.s3.amazonaws.com/109/1094078/118164199368.pdf

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

>>52648251
Imaginary money sisters... not like this

Just in : every single gamestop holder is red

No cope, no hype dates
No green days

>>52648271
still holding
still comfy

>52648288
We call that a discount.
Do you not have anything better to derail us?
Pathetic lmao

>>52648251

RIP my 300 linkies that were 'staking' on BlockFi
Good thing GME is DRSed

Justin Sideurmaum's Walls

We’ve been fluctuating between 25-30 since a September. When will this crab end?

>>52648282
That's a pretty cool Wojak edit.

>>52648288
>ID: ypfwGdoe
>doe
Your I'd betrays you shill. Sneed.

>>52648336
Jiemies: DRSed
Monero-chans: self-custodied
Blankie: warm

Yep, it's comfy time.

>>52648415
If only GME had a side chain for XMR, truly you could be your own bank and be anonymous. Shame it can't be done

>>52648388
Thanks, I love my Wojaks. On the other hand I cant not notice basedjaks irl and always and up giggling like a psycho. Im starting to think I may have a problem

>>52648441
Kek do Electric Win God Fists dream of wakeup spam?

>>52648251
love to see it

You guys see that shit about the treasury? Have they decided to let the dollar die and hyperinflation to come, with the endgame of fedcoin? That's the real fud to me.

>>52648441
It might be possible to use Ravencoin's assets-on-chain-rather-than-general-purpose-smart-contracts code on top of RandomX/RingCT/etc. instead of forked BTC code.

>>52648039
you seem awfully upset at getting your BBBags getting keked for someone who only had a few hundred dollars in BBBY. Either you're poor enough that a few hundred dollars makes you REEEE or it's just not a "few hundred" in BBBY.

>>52648468
Burn it all down with me inside : )

>>52648456
kek Heihachi got done dirty in kekken 7

>blockfi email confirms it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzOstLklJ1A

>>52648501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BekjyAH7c2A

Im financially bored

>>52648553
Scream : )

>>52648501
>>52648518
Sorry fren, this content has been debunked. It's ogre.

>>52648271
you too comfy comfy fren!

>>52647883
this girl seems so joyful
I wish more smiles were genuine like hers and children used TikTok to spread joy not propaganda

>>52648279
can I get some flaming hot doritos and green tea arizonas pls and thank you :)
who needs real food when you have that?

WAGMI

>>52648415
stay comfy fren

>>52648501
>>52648518
Top work anon

>>52644791
i get the feeling no one controls the ride anymore
the old world order is being rolled up
a new world order is going to be rolled out

>>52648501
>>52648518
Chad anon. So this was just a trailer

I'm not comfy. I want mun

>>52647594
If /pol/ could find a flag in the middle of a field in less than a day we can hold indefinitely just to watch the hedgies seethe.

>>52648251
>>52648641
aww it's okay fren, let it out
We're gonna be rich soon, just a little bit longer! =D

WAGMI

>>52648667

WAGMI

This volume is incredible

kek baggies

>>52648785
Yeah wtf why is nobody buying? Wtf
All our run ups have followed large volume so we're never going to squeeze:((((((((

>>52648874
kek shillies

>>52648785
kek

>>52648880
>How do you, fellow apes
>I'm totally one of you

>>52648785
>>52648893
Can someone explain to me why low volume is good? Does this mean no one is buying or selling?
>t.brainlet

>>52648560
>>52648553
Ill just get dubs to kill the crab instead

>>52648938
Yes, now imagine you're obliged to repurchase 50 million plus shares at a minimum when fewer than a million are traded each day.

>>52648938
It isn't good. Anyone saying it's good is a coping idiot. They can short with our without shares available.

>>52648938
hedgies are losing the ability to short as the volume is drying up due to DRSig of shares, which means they will be struggling to close any positions as shares become rarer than rocking horse shite Some guy just bought like 150k shares via options exercising and will be DRS'ing them this week lol

>>52648667
Don’t forget about the time they watched an ISIS propaganda video, then from the background figured out precisely what part of the Syrian desert it was filmed in, then contacted some Russian AF guy on twatter about it, then you saw news articles about some training camp that got airstriked. I’m seriously considering starting my own intelligence appratus after this is over, digits decide what we investigate

>>52648938
>liquidity is defined as the ability to enter or close a position without affecting the underlying price
They already entered their positions shorting the stock but now they can't leave.

>>52648962

>>52648979
you already know the answer anon

>>52648974
>>52648980


Yeah yeah any day now. Red on every chart but hedgies can't short anymore right???

You don't have volume dumbfucks. Nobody is buying. Their short position literally doesn't matter

is this the $3 BBBY waiting room?

Volume depends on context.
High volume but going down? Bearish or shorted to oblivion like us.
Low volume but crabbing? No one selling, and buys being re-routed?
Wagmi so hard they are going to talk about us for decades on the history books.

>>52649017
brb opening a huge short position on BRK/A. Volume’s incredibly low so that means I never need to close it, right? I can just keep that money forever?

>>52649027
Yes

>>52649017
>Nobody is buying
LMAO, statistically false.

Kek crypto baggies

BTC going to 0 fast

>>52648979
Pedophile hunting organization like the one Ashton Kutcher's got with his ETH gainz lmao.

Short It then, pussy
>52649017
>ypfwGdoe
Wovmn

>>52649043
Ahahahaha. You couldn't buy a fucking pen from brka. Nice argument brainlet.
>>52649048
Look at the volume fucking idiot.
Record
Low
Volume

Look at superstonk users
Lower
Every
Week

>>52649067
>Low volume bad
>The shares need to be cold for hedgies to win
>Volume has not been enough for that to happen in almost 2 years
Look at shills
Dumber
Every
Week

>>52649041
>Low volume but crabbing? No one selling, and buys being re-routed?
This is important to note, that the volume is likely 2x-2.5x what we are seeing due to of exchange trading, now couple that the exchange volume is 50-70% Shorting nigger behaviour then no one is actually selling, we are draining their dark pools of shares and they need to buy them o f3rd parties dark pools for millions

And all we do is buy and hold kek

DRS is such a great statistic because it shows a sample of actual retail buying interest and cuts out all the fake bullshit

>>52648938
it's not about volume, it's about liquidity

>>52647950
It comes after a slight downward trajectory; in effect, crabcepting.

>>52644372
So looking at this thread a question arises.
When MOASS happens, will our money become worthless? Will there be time to prepare for hyperinflation?

>>52649067
if you insert <clap> after every word I think your posts will have more engagement and impact.

>>52647882
Use your conscious mind to tell your meat-brain to focus up. You can't know what someone else is thinking so it's worthless to try and simulate it.

>>52649134
This is when you put it all into physical gold and leave the country, a wealthy king in some shithole third world.

>>52649067
Low volume does not matter when the buy ratio has been much higher than the sell ratio for over a year now, this isn't even up for debate. I don't understand how you can spew blatant lies that are easily verifiable.
>b-but the stock becomes too illiquid! The stock isn't as volatile anymore!
Who fucking cares? The only people who are concerned about high volume at this point are swing traders.

>>52649139
>>52649091

Citadel posting record profits. Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahahah

>>52649174
*revenues
*securities sold not yet purchased
*sneed

>>52649134
hyperinflation is usually extremely telegraphed

>>52649184

Oh shit I didn't realize you were an accountant.

Record profits fucking idiot. Thanks for holding

>>52649172
Yeah that's really cool sweaty. Let me know when it makes any of you have green portfolios. Because Ahem *checks charts*... literally all of you are red

Users are dropping like flies@ ahahahahahahahahaha

>>52649174
>he can’t even type laughter like a native English speaker
You will never be white, and your streets will never be without shit

>>52649174
https://voca.ro/1lsbKdzPV4mz
All i hear bro

>>52649174
>profits
Revenue. Revenue is measured by money going in. Money going out is not considered in revenue. You know this.

>>52648979
Jej that's right, also the bike lock fugitive

>>52649209
Revenues, not profits. These are entirely different concepts and you're too brown/ESL to understand them.

>>52649134
The possibility of hyperinflation is probably why so many people say they'll never sell.

Who the fuck types like this? It's like arguing with a grade schooler.

>>52649218
>>52649226


>Record highs

.... b....but.... but.... it doesn't matter

?

Dumb fuck. No wonder you're both so red

>>52649134
we are the hyperinflation.
no one knows where this ends. keep shares until banks collapse and dont say 10 million is more than i need.
good luck timing the top.

They targeted gamers

https://twitter.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1597254175175639041?s=46&t=_gPKlNPS1OoVdfGGwwtsdA

Are you ready!!!

I SAID ARE YOU READY!!!

Ready for countless reports of crypto baggies committing suicide?!?!?!?

>>52649216
Sir please do the needful thank you for the same sir

WHY DOES THEM NOT FO THEIR NEEDGFUL RAHUL?!?!

>>52649245
Record high revenues don't matter in the face of record high(er) securities sold but not purchased.

>>52648938
>buy pressure off exchange/darkpools
>sell pressure on exchange/lit exchange
it means 1. no one is selling, 2. Because of DRS numbers we know people are aggressively buying and it isnt being reflected 3. They cant push it down any further because liquidity is drying up thanks to DRS. Because if they could, they would

It is a sign you are on the right track

>>52649276
Let
Me
Know
When
It
Impacts
Your
Very
Red
Portfolio
You
Fucking
Retard

>>52649276
At this point I'm pretty sure he's just some jeet reeding a script.

>he thinks my portfolio is red when I am sitting on 1,200 shares at an $84 pre-split cost average

Sad!

>>52649302
every post you keep losing ground. Soon it will be the ledge. For you. In real life.

>>52649302
https://voca.ro/169Ro1rl752S

>>52649331
>>52649331
>>52649331
Threaded.

>>52643813
>>52643899 Checked
>>52645360
>>52645590
WGAMI.

>>52643899
It was so good getting there the first time.
>>52648580
Shanoa's great.

>>52648294
Based.

>>52648501
>>52648518
>>52648677 Checked
Very nice.

>>52649330

Red on every single chart
Citadel record profits

Use a thick rope fat fuck

>>52649263
>$10 billion in liabilities but only $256M cash on hand
>BlockFi made misrepresentations and omissions about the level of risk in its loan portfolio which did not allow investors to have complete and accurate information
>was involved with, and became bankrupt because of FTX
What the fuck is with these crypto firms and their blatant use of selling unregistered securities?

>>52649243
You. Have. No. Defense! You are defenseless! Anxiety is absolutely about trying to prepare for and be hyper-vigilant towards but you must recognize your lack of control, not just in your own mind but even if you could handle your brain flying in six different directions at once, all of that is futile as well. You have to use that cold hard fact to wrangle your brain into submission, because it doesn't come by that behavior naturally.

BBBY about to go sub three dollars. Bankrupt within 1 year. And THAT is the best distraction the shills have now. It’s almost sad just how pathetic the shill strategy has been.

>>52648580
It is pretty genuine by internet standards. We could definitely use more of it.

>>52647883
He's cute.