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52642581 No.52642581 [Reply] [Original]

It's your son, Jim. I need to borrow $16163.41 to pay back some debts. I can pay you back with interest in about 14 days.

>> No.52642655

>>52642581
Why do need to borrow money from me, son? When I was your age I got a job at the local bank with a firm handshake and bought a house, a car and a wife.

>> No.52642668

>>52642581
Just don't pay it son lmao fucking kikes gottem

>> No.52642794

>>52642655
>don't live in saudi arabia so can't purchase a wife
Why live?

>> No.52642849

>>52642581
Just declare bankruptcy

>> No.52642859

>>52642581
Wow imagine having a dad you can borrow more than $20 from

>> No.52642902

>>52642849

On 16k? Just pay $3 a month until they sell 3 times then settle for 25%. Never make a payment if you just want it to drop off in 7 years. Every time you pay it resets the counter

>> No.52643236

>>52642581
>dad
i never asked my dad for any money and he never gave me any. is this a normal thing for people to do

>> No.52643337

>>52642581
My dad bailed me out a few years ago when my business partner started stealing money from me.
Now he is struggling from inflation I have returned what he spent to bail me out back then. Helping out family feels good bros.

>> No.52643368
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52643368

>>52642581
yield curves are inverted, son. you should borrow from me for longer. you'll pay more total interest, but I can give you a better rate that way. You're just competing with banks short term right now. Your mother never wanted to have you by the way. I sort of forced her.

>> No.52643381

>>52643337
feel good story. bless your family anon

>> No.52643394

>>52643337
My mother took on a bad loan without asking me since she knew I wasn't able to help her at the time.
I got a 17k settlement and spent 7k paying it off for her.
I then blew the 10k I had on crypto and lost that.
I'm just glad I was able to give back, I had lost 50k in crypto and didn't help a single person that wasn't a good feeling.