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just wax it bro

Lmao my pubes are longer than my mediocre 7” penis and I fuck my wife relentlessly

USE WITH EXTRME CAUTION
WORKS GREAT THO

just stop listening to your gf bro

you are supposed to use a machine first, then have your gf get you hard so she can shave it for you......

>>52640794
the not shaving to not shave scam is a scam too anon..

>>52640794

Shaving your pubes makes your dick look bigger

>>52640822
what do you mean extreme caution?
isnt it something that you just leave for couple of minutes

>>52640842
your brain is literally a ruinous quagmire bro.

>>52640865
you don't trust your gf to shave your cock?

>>52640857
It doesn't know the difference between your hair and your skin.

>>52640794
What does any of this have to do with icp?

Let it grow out, get your gf to grow her pubes out too. Trim with a scissor, don't shave. Trimmed looks better anyways.

I used a number 0 hair trimmer on my pubes the other day. Shortest I've gone since making OPs mistake a decade ago. Pretty happy anons, no itch at all.
Balls are clean shaven however.

>>52640880
nice try fed_kike

>>52640822
I can put this on my ass?

I remember when I used to shave my pubes in high school before every single summer thinking "this year is the one"

now finishing college and still a kissless virgin

>>52640794
Just keep a disposable razor in the shower and touch it up every day. It takes 20 seconds. You do shower every day right? Right?

>>52640794
You don't shave down there retard, just trim with scissors

Shaving specifically, or just trimming? The latter is pretty easy.
In either case, lmao at letting your girlfriend boss you around.

>>52640940
SAD.

>>52640996
keyed

Also, put rubbing alcohol or after shave. You can get an ingrown hair really deep that turns into a cyst. Then you bust it or it finally pops and doesn't all come out and you get really sick from a skin infection. This helps to reduce that

>>52640917
>Balls are clean shaven however.
how??

>>52640852
It also makes it look like a dead rodent with no hair

>>52640794
Just shave balls and shaft, leave the pubic mound

My pubes just rubbed off due to all the friction

You have to use a trimmer for your pubes, not shave it. It's too late tho, you're fucked now

>>52640794
My mom made me shave mine off for penis inspection day

>>52640794
Imagine dating a woman against body hair in 2022.

>>52641612
That's a man

>>52640794
>shaving
Use picrel dingus, get a nice even length all over, then use a safety razor to smooth your balls and tidy up the edges

>>52641640

>>52640794
>GF forced me
no such thing

>>52641690
I want to impregnate that man

>>52641690
Imagine the stench

>>52640819
Anything under 9 inches with 7 inch girth isn't worth fucking with

>>52640794
What are you, 12? Getting someone to shave their balls is the oldest prank in the book.

>>52640837
>just stop listening to your gf bro
this guy fucks

>>52641760
and im an astronaut

>>52640794
>gf
>forced
NGMI you failed her shittest

>>52640822
So that shit 100% gives you cancer, right? Nothing is free.

>>52640794
shouldve used a trimmer instead

>>52640794
I had this problem before the only thing that helped me was Bengay on balls, shit feels cash thank me later anon.

>>52640794
only faggots shave their pubes, that;s why muslims do it

>>52641277
In the shower with a razer. You need to try it. Feels amazing.

>>52641690
what phenotype is this

>>52640794
buy an electric trimmer and just trimm
will never understand why people shave any part of the body and damage their skin and even worse cut themselves and give themselves itches