/biz/ - Business & Finance

>need to get laid

Just flick your bean ffs, incels live a whole life without sex.

>>52636617
man

sir we do business and finance hear I kindly ask you to go elsewhere sir
thank you in advance

>>52636617
stop being ugly and men will throw themselves at u

>>52636617
Jerking off is better anyway

>>52636617
fuck u nigger stop larping

>>52636617
Either do the needful of start whoring it up.

>>52636617
Sir please post tiddies with timestamp or get the fuck out of this board right fucking now

sage larp sage

>>52636659
Enjoy your shit riddled board I'm gonna go make some money this place is an absolute waste of time without proper moderation.

>>52636642
>sir

>>52636636
it is not satisfying im not even kidding


>>52636642
shut up i see unrelated threads all the fucking time here

>>52636617
Hey, Caroline. I'm down for whatever.

>>52636617
>real
>woman

>>52636711
>it is not satisfying im not even kidding
Yeah? No shit? No one wants to have kids when the economy sucks dick and WW3 is around the corner.
My advice? Deal with it, maybe go find a Canadian man.

>>52636617
Clean this shit up jannies

>>52636711
Get a giant sized dildo then.

>>52636744
Shut the fuck up, nerd.
Let people post what they want.
MUH free speech, fag.

>>52636733
what am I doing with my life I cant even hit a shot from 11318.9 feet away

Pin the weasel.

>>52636762
>giant sized
Protip, virgin, women dont need large dicks.
It's the motion and the girth.
Only homo Amerifats need large and giant size, due to their prolapsed asshole.

>>52636656
This

>>52636795
Grow up in Canada and get gud with pellet guns, skrub.
That's how we all learned, turns out mag dumping at paper targets at a dozen paces away wont make you a good shot.

>>52636818
Like how fucking horny are American women? look at craigslist all the time and your casual encounters are not there any more.
Ive fucked 50 different women in my life and most of them was because I would walk around late night.
You ever thing maybe American men are just gay? Low T? I dunno, I have a fucking hard on right now, I need to tame some fucking strange too.
Probably why I keep using my meat cleaver to chop up wood.
Fuck this country so much, sex was really easy to come across in Canada, here? I feel like a creep.

>>52636617
tits or gtfo

>>52636617
lose weight, go to the gym, get a skin care routine, etc.

do butt excersizes to get a crazy ass and then join bjj or kick boxing and guys will throw them selves at you.

>>52636641
this

>>52636711
Get a rabbit or a body wand
Those toys will help any woman
Womanizer is another popular option

>>52636617
Become a makeup god. You can go from a 1 to a 8. Workout and eat healthy. Leave your house often. Its not that hard. Avoid one night stands.

Checked goy. You should run away from any woman who offer you sex. They are nothing but trouble. She might be already pregnant, and want you to take care of her and Tyrone's twins. You'll notice this if she is in a tremendous hurry to have sex without birth control. Remember to always make a woman pee in a pregnancy test in front of you before performing coitus, if she doesn't want to do it or say something like "it's degrading" know for sure she's already pregnant, she'll become angry with you and call you a misogynist; that's your cue she was already pregnant. I've dodged like 10 bullets with this modem operandis, no woman wanted to do the test

>>52636617
Post:
Tits (or at least cup size and fat density. A pic is heavily preferred)
Height
Weight
Bmi
Body fat %
Vagina type (innie or outie)
Hair color
Skin color
Nationality
Ass size
Pants size
Torso size
Networth
Relationship with father (good or bad)
And hair length.
I'll diagnose and treat all your problems getting laid but can only do so with this information.

>>52636992
>Become a makeup god. You can go from a 1 to a 8.
>avoid one night stands
choose one.

>>52637001

>I've dodged like 10 bullets with this modem operandis, no woman wanted to do the test

kek

>>52636617
go from morbidly obese to just obese and then step outside