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Financially speaking, how do I profit from being a 31 year old failed normie who ignores his wife to browse this website and laugh at memes? How do i profit from my life being so bad that I have to stay here? What is the most financially prudent way for me to describe to you that despite working 40 hours a week and becoming a millionaire that I am completely financially depressed and can barely financially take it anymore? I am losing my financial mind

Pic related - at least this guy has it worse than me (financially speaking)

>> No.52630237

you aren't a failed normie; it's just that no one told you that it's okay to not want to go outside. there's nothing wrong with you. some people don't want to go outside. some people prefer to stay indoors and laugh at memes. you are simply living your best life. stay true to yourself, king.

>> No.52630274

>>52630237

I should rephrase this - my wife is a bitch.
I enjoy going outside, she doesn't. She doesnt like anything. She raises the kids poorly. If I leave or cheat i become the failed normie. Or is broken family normalcore now.

I am financially puzzled on how to proceed and economically speaking, there are no good boards to discuss having a total bitch who I am not financially attracted to taking up space in my financial life.

>> No.52630348

>>52630274
>kids
there's no way out without behaving immorally. you made some choices and now you're going to have to live with them. whether or not that means having to be the father of children with divorced parents is up to you. for your children's sake, i at least hope none of them are boys.

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>>52630132
Touch grass and your wife.
>>52630274
Clearly, you haven't trained her to be your bitch. Treat her like a dog, I mean with all the love and affection necessary to see any positive changes. Since you are the head of the household, you honestly need to sit down and actually TALK to her? Apparently she thinks she can take you and your breadwinning dick for granted. Make it clear what you need and want; it's necessary.

Read the Five Languages of Love by Gary Chapman, because you clearly aren't speaking the same language, especially not anymore. If she's fucking toxic, she's toxic, and you might have to take your chances with a divorce - but treat that as a last resort. Talk to your family, they should be at least willing to listen.

So yeah, touch grass and your wife.