/biz/ - Business & Finance

If you want to work with us, you buy a better car, wagie.

>>52627593
working at best sucks. get a work at home job

It could be worse, wagie, you could also be half-wagie.

>>52627593
It’s intentionally done that way to create a stress response and make you learn the difference and remember it better.
The wage requires constant spoon feeding

Bullying wagies is our prime directive.

Not only do we pay you little, wagie, we also make you keep track of how little.

>>52627618
I would just keep the same car and have them keep sending me these notices until they fire me, then sue the shit out of them.

I do this all the time, by the way. About twice a month I think.

>>52627618
just paint it a different color but do nothing else.
bonus points for using spray paint only

>>52627618
holy fuck, hahaha
Not wasting money on a newer car makes you suceptible to fraud
>not responsible for the position you maintain
Well then fire him, wouldn't work well in Europe. But this seems to be US, where you are a slave anyways.

>>52627593
Uh-oh!! Wagie was out to extort us! Thank god our digital measures weeded out this rentoid wagie fuck.

You had one job, wagie. Don't act like you didn't deserve this.

>>52627765
That whole cringefest was because of too spicy nuggets? hahaha, even more pathetic

Don't let us catch you posting #negativity in your free time, wagie.

Ooohhh why did you not apply yourself, wagie?

>>52627737
kek
>a) to help the business owner make enough money to pay their bills
>b) to earn enough money to pay your bills
correct answer a

Don't you dare try and make a friendly work environment, wagie. Stress increases productivity!

Which one is it bros? I think it’s #2

You could get a bonus if you're our eyes and ears, wagie...!

Are you texting while on the toilet, wagie? This is not allowed in the toilet time you've been granted!

Based wagie making photos of wholesome tips!

Pledge now, wagie!

>receive paycheck
>still be a greedy bitch

The absolute state of wagies.

>>52627618
I would bust the boss's car up with a bat. Then give him shit for the rental he's using until he buys a new one.

>>52627765
Do white people really?

>>52628031
You wouldn't do shit, wagie. Now pay for drinking water.

>>52627665
I remember when my union steward got mad at me for shitting off the clock. Told me that the company should pay for my shits and wouldn't help me if I didn't shit during work time

>>52628079
This is privacy glass, wagie. If you sit too long, it'll turn fully transparent.

>>52627641
This is just asking for the part timers to dump the rest of the coffee pot down the sink whenever they're alone in the break room.

>>52627696
this whore definitely works at a nigger cinema

>>52627655
Based as fuck image

>>52628071
I'm sorry Michelle. Don't pull my water privileges, I am a company man! I swear I'll never punch in on overtime again, I know it costs money. I can do a Saturday, you don't even have to pay me for the full day!

>>52628094
Sounds like a great way to miss out on all the other benefits, wagie.

>>52627696
Wakanda is my guess

>>52627618
Probably fake, but if you are making a decent salary you have 0 excuse to continue driving a shitbox that is falling apart, as it does paint a negative appearance about you,

I'm not saying it pays well, but the perks are pretty damn cool. Dare I say, minty?

- wagie

>>52628131
Unironically a raise in pay isn't everything for keeping employees (jerking them around and constantly changing expectations of their job is a good way to lose people fast), but that assumes a set decent level of pay at the start which most careers don't provide

>>52628192
Also a fucking ping-pong table won't keep people around

>>52627853
are the lyrics to the newest nigger banger?

>>52628152
Fuck you thats private, not work time.
If the company wants me to drive a specifc car from and to work they can give me a company car.

holy fucking kek burgers live in a real dystopia. If I was a burger, I'd get myself a semiautomated gun and kill some randoms.
Consider your credit score before posting online

>>52628152
>>52628192
I knew I could count on you two, my best wagies! Allow me to express my appreciation for you both.

>>52628232
I'm not being a very good wagie if I'm saying employees shouldn't be treated like shit anon

>>52628228
Then you're definitely management material!

>>52627593
"greet" literally means "welcome"

>>52628245
I know, I was being sarcastic. You both have outdoor duty now.

If only we could help the wagies improve their lives...

>>52628297
>1 book summary/day
>5 year goals listed on paper every morning
???

>>52628297
>ittermittant fasting 6 days a week every week
I guess eating is a fucking privilege now.

It's GO time! Wagies, GO back to work!

>>52628297
jesus fucking christ this guy is truly satan incarnate.
guess what he does for a living? "gen z advertizing", i.e. pushing shit to children. https://www.trndsttrs.com/

>>52627765
Who wasn't in the wrong here?

>>52628166
Of course a company that jewish beat expectations by the magic talmud number

>>52628387
Uhm, the customer is always right, wagie.

Now clean up after said customer.

>>52627783
>3 years

>>52628377
The oldest gen zoids are either 32, 28, 25 or 22 depending on which of the many consumer driven start dates you use.

>>52628377
>21
>just "has" 1 million net worth and lives in LA
So all the worst bosses are the kids of the worst bosses.

Bullying wagies should be mandatory, and if you can't spare time nor manpower then you should be obligated to buy a robot to do it for you.

>>52627593
Thank God I'm a perma-NEET. Blessed thread.

>>52627593
BTW (((employers))) do this on purpose, all this obtuse horseshit drives people away and then they can complain to the government that they "can't" find anyone to work and can import another billion Third Worlders for cheaper costs.

>>52628232
>Work at WalMart
>Be referred to by name

Pick one, you fucking number

>>52628489
actually these kinds of questions are supposed to drive away people with zero patience who will chimp out at the first sign of discomfort. if you're the kind of person who starts yelling at the exam proctor because you answered an unfair question wrong imagine what you would do when interacting with a customer. saves corporations lots of money filtering these hotheads and gets them more docile drones.

>>52628377
>young
>wealthy
>continuing success
>/fit/
You’re just mad he isn’t shilling some dumb fucking j*w coin right?

>>52628166
>>52628400
Checked. 6 gorillion confirmed myth

>>52627691
This. Plus the subject heading says Personal Matter. Therefore not related to business. I would sue and use the money to keep the old car running while saving on insurance and car payments. Added bonus: seething HR and Finance Dept.

>>52628131
I actually didn't apply to a slightly higher paying job simply because they allowed

>>52628045
You know there are more spices than Lawry's seasoned salt.

>>52628079
Good thing you pay an extra tax- union dues- for paid shits.

Feeling stressed wagie? Here's a cuck box-I mean, mindfulness booth to relax in.

>>52628326
>1 book summary/ day vs 1 book/ week.
fuzzy math

>>52628763
>Relax and do mindfulness exercises while your scan gun counts the seconds of ToT.

>>52627665
I can't imagine working for a company that is so poor that they give a shit whether I take my coat off on the clock or not. Must be horrible for employee morale.

>>52628166
>My job?
>I staple single mints to slips of paper

>>52627765
fuck this is so based

Bros, what am I doing wrong? None of the easy wage-slave jobs are responding to my applications, I need money quickly...

>>52628152
I can't justify paging these car prices right now homie

>>52628999
It isn't a matter of being poor, it is a matter of having to hire niggers. The act of "taking a coat off" on nigger-time can take up to 45 minutes between loitering in the break room, calling another nigger on speaker to yell about nothing, and shufflewalking back slower than a 90 year old man.

You can't just tell a nigger not to do things like that, because in his head he did nothing different from the rest of the employees who simply walked to the back to put their coat up. If you single out his shitty behavior suddenly your picking on him and being racist. So now everyone must suffer.

t. wagie who wasn't racist until he was actually exposed to niggers

>>52629066
I said spicy nuggies wagie, not extra spicy! *smack* now go clean up my table and youre going to want to check the bathroom also, as I have been providing liquidity to your bathroom. *answers phone* yeah chad, I’ll meet you on the golf course in 20 I’ve just been dealing with a wagie who doesn’t understand his place. Hahahahaaa yeah his name is anon. Oh shit that’s the guy? You fucked his mom? Nice bro bye. Anyway wagie I apologize for educating you with such vigor you might want to get your face looked at, that’s a nasty bruise. I’m afraid you don’t have health insurance do you? Oh well wagie have a good day.

>>52628527
And they get the docile drones they want, in the form of cheap, desperate Third Worlders who will put up with whatever wagie nonsense you send their way.

>>52627641
Interns and contractual workers immediately and utterly btfo, YET AGAIN.

>>52629132
You're not necessarily doing anything wrong, the roasties in charge are just lazy, incompetent, and often unresponsive to their own staffing needs.
I used to apply to jobs and I would hear back from them 3 months later and forgot I even applied.

>>52629177
Another way of interpreting my post could be "I can't imagine working for a company that hires niggers."

>>52629177
That's a really good take thank you anon

>>52627641
Whenever I posted this image I kept hearing about part timers who kill the pot and don't bother to refill it

>>52627644
What the fuck is the difference then, asshole?

Animal is patient, you give it a treat. Not a job.

>>52627644
Obviously not really about welcome and greetings, they just want the wagie to know its place and prevent any of them from getting uppity.

>>52627780

>>52628071
I worked in a government office that had this.

Same office didn't have enough annual budget to afford enough paper and pens to last through an entire fiscal year.

I got the fuck out of there ASAP.

>>52628112
>>52628144
Literally White People Land, kek.

>>52629682
>Britain
>White People Land

>>52628297
>HIIT
>Every day
If you're doing HIIT right, you should only be doing it 2 or 3 times a week. It's "high intensity", it's supposed to fuck your nervous system and force adaptation.

>>52627853
>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop

>>52629704
She said Europe.

>>52628209
Profoundly underrated comment

>>52628071
>>52627618
>>52627641
are these images all fake and gay, or are things really this bad in the third-world shithole that is America? wish i could short the whole country
t. leafcuck

>>52629859
Globohomo Remoaners still consider themselves "European"

>>52627641
my last job did this shit, except it was with a water cooler, so one day I grabbed the water tank and pissed in it.

>>52627641
If I was running this joint I’d have 1 coffee maker going at all times per employee, part-time or not. Caffeine make wagey go faster. Mush mush!

>>52627991
YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT!

>>52628297
No activated almonds? Jake is mid.

>>52628144
wakanana nigress foreva
seriously who is watching these shit movies?

>>52628446
Those ages are all millenials...people 25 turning 26 are the last millenials after that is when gen z started. I dont' make the rules faggot but you could just google it yoruself

>>52627765
We wuz niggas n sheet

>>52627905
Holy fucking shit this can’t be real. Can you actually imagine working for a company that does this?

Just dropping a reminder for our wagies.

Do. Not. Fucking. Commit. TIME FRAUD, WAGIE!

Positive feedback also encourages the wagie :)

>>52628071
Inb4 Sandra and Michelle will make a NFT set of the very cool WATER CLUB. Utility of the NFTis getting access to the water fountain.
>This water ain't free yo.

Wagies need an attitude adjustment.

>>52627618
>scams niggers out of their cash to get a car
>ser, if you dont own a car you may be susceptible to fraud
kek

>>52628377
Honestly based.
Instead of seething, you should think if he can do it, I can do it too.

>>52629927
Unless it's some retarded small business it's fake. Most people who get high up on the foodchain realize legal liability is everywhere. You either communicate what you're trying to say indirectly or you at least don't put it in writing. Looks like it was written by the antiwork nerds

If you want to rile up employees, go work for a union, wagie.

*mic drop*

Wagie got served.

>>52629506
as opposed to not doing any nice "sorry" gesture at all? id rather take 50 rejections and 50 starbucks gift cards than 50 rejections and 0 starbucks gift cards

>>52627655
Nice larp faggot
As if you've ever left your mums basement to go to a bar

>>52629335
this is true. they're not trying to sort through a shitload of applications and have to interview people to see if they like them or not. they'd rather just hire their cousin Tyrone and their weed dealer's younger brother.

>>52629927
Images like those became prevalent after antiwork found a new way to farm reddit karma

>>52631936
>This is your brain on lead poisoning

>>52627618
Get wagies will get fired for not being good enough consooomers

>>52627618
More like
>Wagie, your car is full of McDonald's wrappers, soda bottles and is generally full of shit and smells like a dyke's ass, please clean it up wagie or else no paycheck...

>>52629859
Westen europe is negro, abdul and paki slums and ghettos

The customer is always right, clean it up wagie

>>52627665
Kek. This isnt even time clock fraud, it's literally illegal for the company to try and claim so.

>>52627837
based, i wish i worked in a place that encouraged autistic behavior.
normies btfo

>>52628152
The eternal consoooomer strikes again

Didn’t read; still collecting free paycheck

>>52627853

mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop mop

>>52627853
>>>52628209 >>52629758 >>52632566
Shouldn't you dip first so the mop is moist and infected with the cleaning agent?

>>52631936
Boomers are insufferable faggots. The guy who made this thinks it's witty, but to believe that this is witty you need to think the following;

>I'm your boss and I own you.
>Your job is your identity.
>You live to serve me.

Just think about that for a few seconds. I really don't get how these people aren't swinging from a pole

>>52632242
this is a great way to get a nigger to dump trash on the lawn

>>52627593
do americans really have to prostrate themselves in front of every nigger and wigger that comes in?

Don't worry wagie...your hard work and dedication to the company will be rewarded eventually, if you survive that is.

>>52633291
>on jah that nigga rolled up on us and started cappin our asses!

>>52632583
those wages a pretty good actually

>>52627837
Kinda based.

I love these threads

>>52627837
Unions are fucking cancer.
>waaaaahhh I want to get paid to do nothing and also exclude people who actually want to work from taking my "job"

>>52633429
I agree. Fucking entitled wagies.
>inb4 livable wage
If they can't afford housing, heating, education, clothing and food they should just die and reduce the surplus population.

>>52633490
But I want the working class to thrive, that's why I hate unions that fuck them over.
Why should some lazy slob get a job over someone who actually wants to work?

>>52631596
Durring

>>52632577
Holy shit this is just sad.

>>52631746
kill yourself

>>52627905
Someone photoshop wojak into this

>>52628547
>gen z advertising
He probably IS shilling Jew coins desu senpai

>>52631936
>With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days

????

>>52627618
You just know it’s some retard with a modded 90’s era Honda civic, crx, or Acura Integra lowered with a loud fucking ’muffler’. We got one of them at work too, he’s got all these body kit parts and he painted it himself and the paint is peeling off everywhere, the carbon fiber hood is cracking and peeling, and every time he hits a bump is sounds like parts are falling off the car. He’s a zoomer so I’m actually surprised he even know how to operate a car though.

>>52629132
But, wagie, are you not "on call"? You lack commitment.

>>52627765
They dipped his nuggies in milk and he got mad because it was too spicy.

>>52633291
>battlefield boulevard
>its real
the absolute state of america

Think twice before you call in sick, wagie.

>>52629616
I currently work in a government office that has a $5 water club lol. To be fair the tap water is free but it’s disgusting and no one dares drink.

Why can't you recognize opportunities, wagie?

>>52627641
when I waged in the supermarket, we could only buy the coffe from the machine, no free shit, everything had to be thrown away, bags were checked in and out, felt like military checkpoint

we literally threw away good food, wasnt expired, package was slightly damaged, could not take anything with us, pay was shit, hard labour (potatoes, gabbages come in large containers) lot of heavy lifting.

>>52627853
C makes the most sense

>>52630268
No you didnt

>>52627905
Imagine wiping standing up in this situation

>>52634241
Imagine wiping standing up in any situation. wtf is wrong with you

This entire thread is full of r/antiwork posts to farm reddit karma.

>>52634241
>>52634254
imagine wiping

>>52634376
based post fellow wagie! looking forward to the grind tomorrow? gotta make that bread!

Laugh all you want. By 2025 you will be begging for even the lowest paying wagie job. I believe by that time most people will find themselves homeless and hungry.

>>52628166

remember the 6 million

>>52627618
If not a larp then whoever received that letter should have gone straight to a lawyer upon being fired. I'd be delighted to receive such a giveaway as that. Holy shit. Settle out for a nice figure tyvm

Think twice, wagie. You may not be welcomed back...

>>52631924
this is literally illegal lmao

>>52633904
>lets set some record profits this quarter

>>52627641
fake image. this is in someone's home and posted for le up boats and (you's)

>>52627696
>movie theatre workers want to stand around and do nothing
clean it up wagie

>>52627815
>jamal didn't clean the bathroom on may 13
>jamal is off on may14
>no goy drink for anyone today!
>assuming this is can be policed as

MFW biz is actually full of entitled communists

>>52634376
I suppose humor is the healthy way to cope with stress, wagie.

>>52635807
It shouldn't be.

>>52636133
its not a problem if you aren't jewing your employees
if all of your grunts are making x there is literally nothing for them to complain about
if you give x grunts y income and z grunts less money and then they realize the jewing you deserve the consequences

>>52627696
I always finish my popcorn and drink because I'm a fat pig, but to make up for this I always make sure to take 2 extra cups of butter and then I'll pour them all over the seats surrounding me so I have my own section. I make sure to let people know there is. Utter on the surrounding seats so they dont sit by me. One time I was leaving the theater and I could hear in the distance an usher shouting "aww what the fuck" after seeing my buttered up chairs. They now charge $1 per butter cup since those incidents but that doesnt stop me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52636248
Unfathomably based, I have no words to describe my gratitude for you doing your part.

>>52636168
This is actually not true:
>inequality breeds tension between employees
>tension between employees prevents friendships and comradery
>without the urge for socializing, productivity goes up

>>52633904
I have no problem with this as long as they pay the regular hourly wage when you are on-call (as is required in my state).

>>52636168
>its not a problem if you aren't jewing your employees
employers dont control wage rates, the market does

>>52627701
Europeans have lower disposable income than americans
enjoy being slaves

>>52628112
n-word used

>working in low stress/high pressure environment

I'm blessed, I don't think I could handle american wageslavery without going postal

>>52628045
Yes, we hit from the front, not sucker punch like a faggot from the back.

>>52627853
Im guessing B?

>>52636248
>r/thathappened

>>52636168
what happens when john makes 12 an hour and is new but bob makes 25 an hour, has been there for years, but is a lazy piece of shit. everyone can't be making the same. bob will get pissed if the new guy makes the same. john will get pissed that lazy bob makes the same.

fag wagie fag faggot

>>52627765
Was there ever any follow up on this? If I were the wagie I would've sued him into oblivion on trumped up charges of emotional distress and shit

>>52627837
fucking based I hate people trying to make small talk with me when we're supposed to be waging

>>52627618

Fuck, this is why I wish lockdowns and Trump never ended because both were absolute screaming hell on normies.

Normals control the world and they are literal optics obsessed monkeys who only care about bigger shiny bling. The ultimate sheep consumers. Slaves to sociopaths. Easily bamboozled with racial guilt and 2000 year old Q LARP Jewish cults.

Anything that makes their lives miserable is a joy to me, hope we get superflu next that maroons them in their homes until they snap, get the virus, and die face down in their own blood.

>>52631936
Ok, i worked for a day, now pay me for the year, faggot.

>>52632583
Buc-ees is the fucking best

>>52627905
>Polish toilet stalls

OOOOOOOHHH WAGIEEEEEE

>>52627665
Oy vey! One week of one employee per month?

>Maybe if I work extra hours I'll finally get that promotion!
>*dies*

Smile or you're homeless, wagie.

You want a day off wagie??? That's one day too many!

COVID bonus? What bonus?
Wagie, we accidentally paid you more than you should've received. You are required to pay the money back, you can choose the increments of payments. Pay it back or you're fired and we take further action to retrieve that ill-begotten wealth.

FASTER WAGIE FASTER, THE ORDERS ARE PILING UP.

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA, FOR YOU AND ME.

>>52632288
how did he roll up tho

>>52632577
Wtf I want to work at Burger King now

Wagie is deep into Pavlov's bell.
Ring the bell and all Wagies in your vicinity will turn their attention to you and your needs, just ring the bell.

>>52627641

I don't know what's more shameful. The fact you couldn't be bothered to print out that paper or the retarded niggers replying to it like it isn't photoshopped.

Everybody left in /biz/ should kill themselves, myself included.

>>52628152
And why would I care ? Or anyone with a spine for that matter? Why would any employer care about anything other than that you do your job and you do it right.?

>>52629177
It's like niggers have no concept of time

>>52627593
Can anybody help me out I want to get away from my city and start my own life away from my family but I'm only 23 and am getting unemployment but I have to pay my family rent so it goes mostly to them, I was hoping someone maybe could help get me started on my way the hell out of here, I know I could make enough with crypto if I do things right to be able to leave and make my own life where I choose and I am patient I can wait longer to build it up but I just have this gut feeling I'm about to miss out of something big I won't ever see in my life and just thought maybe someone here has been through something similar and could raise a hand to a fellow struggling brother, Kentucky is not where I want to spend the rest of my life it's been hell here and I'm gonna end up trailer trash like the rest of this town if I don't find my way somewhere, biz bros if you could help me I know with your knowledge and my patience I could be a future millionaire and hopefully I can do the same for someone else someday.

If you can I don't want to post this more than once but if It's taken down quickly and I end up reposting it my address won't change because I've seen a lot of people samefag recently and it hurts my heart seeing scammer's trying to rip off from peoples bad fortune. My address is
0x8E91a40DE28488256F35c6A1F9596F392990F080

>ITT: butthurt commies

>>52627665
I enjoy committing time clock fraud so much. For a while I would leave work and go drink beers and then come back two hours later and clock out. Everyone else working thought I was supposed to leave at the earlier time. As long as I clocked out on the wifi with my phone they were none the wiser, if they even cared

>>52632577
Works for me, just applied.

>>52628152
t. retarded faggot kike.

>>52632577
I will now work at your business

>>52627853
MOP FOR ME, MY BOY

>>52627991
>So help me Sam
Who's Sam?

>>52641493
Sam Walton, founder. Apparently he’s the god of minimum wage jobs now?

>>52627737
Your responsibility is in fact to do your job... I think you misread the question as "why do you want to work for us".

>>52638237
They unironically don't. Someone post the analysis of African language relating to temporal accounting.

>>52628377
oh my god get this person out of kansas city, I hope some nigger steals his car

>>52628377
I think this is fake. His "TRNDSTTRS" twitter page only has 60 followers. His personal page only was 340 followers. Clearly this guy sucks at marketing. All that shit is probably fake. He probably moved to KC because he couldn't afford LA

>>52628489
>>52628527
It's moreso for demoralizing the employees. They want people who put up with lots of bullshit. They don't want an employee who has self respect

>>52631936
By "day" he means "24 hour period". But here's the problem. He says "you normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave". For most people, that means 16 hours of sick time, two 8 hour days. But he is implying that his coworkers use over 48 hours per sick time each year. So he's saying that each employee is usually taking 6 sick days (assuming one 8 hour shift) per year.

But then he says they are off for 5 holidays, and this means only 15 days are left. This isn't true, 5 holidays would be 5 8 hour work days, or 40 hours, which is less than 48 hours, which means it is less than 2 days, not 5 days.

He says they give 14 vacation days, but that means 14 8-hour days, not 14 24/hr days. Basically there's no way the person who wrote this was serious. I think it's intended to be funny

>>52637094
yeah but that's usually not how it happens. It's usually the opposite. Bob who has been there for 10 years makes $16 per hour after 5 separate raises. John gets hired on at $18 per hour right out of college because the market is just so crzy XD. Then Bob becomes a lazy pos because he realizes he isn't valued

>>52627618
This is extremely fake. If HR or a VP wanted to car-shame you they would do it behind closed doors and verbally, so if they do fire you for it later they would 'not recall that conversation', etc.

But hey if it was real? Go to the junkyard and get the biggest piece of shit abused lambo you can find and treat it like a beater

>>52636469
Diversity first was a union busting tactic. If Jamaal, Pedro, and Jimbob are too busy hating each other, Shecklestein doesn't have to worry about the three of them unionizing.

>>52627853
1,2,3,flip,1,2,3,dip

>>52628270
wish I had a job where I could just stand around and hang with the homies.

>>52632577
>>52633624
Free food is BASED
cute highschool girls are BASED
I'm working at BK or McDs

>>52627696
>i hate you i am sorry
this is the attitude that keeps her at this job

>>52627618
>his/her
suing for discriminating against my pronouns, see you in court

>>52628131
The trick to HR is about losing the company less money both economically and legally. A ping-pong table costs like 200 and it's existence can help a company fight against worker grievance lawsuits with the excuse of "WE TRIED TO CREATE A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT"

>>52631936
God damn I love having PTO

>>52632583
Buc-ees is amazing. They literally were sued by straws because they kept their gas "too low"

>>52643549
You can't date or have sex with colleagues, wagie.

>>52636414
Traffic cone is cool to protect you from the weather but why the fuck are they wearing a mask?

>>52627618
Unironically, I worked at a small manufacturing place as IT, and the VP gave me shit because I bought a new Ford Fiesta and was egging on me to buy a BMW or such, and that I could skirt the finance guys because he'll back whatever number I write down.

The ford fiesta was a great car, bought it new at 13k sold it for 10.5k 4 years later - honestly have no idea who would've bought it for that price but the dealership just handed the money over in a check. I guess most people are underwater on their loans, I had it paid off in 3 years. 0% APR from Ford.

I would buy the F150 EV though, that is a cool as fuck truck.

>>52632577
This one seems better than the rest I really am weak to anime girls holy shit do not let advertisers learn about thisb

>>52634097
This one's kinda based except that those grandparents had way better opportunities than flipping burgers.

>>52637735
Oh no, not "further collection efforts" lol fucking karens

I've never paid a tip in my whole life

>>52643730
try and stop me

>>52644014
bro if the manager notices you joined up to touch highschoolers then all he has to do is call the cops

>>52636034
I don't want to buy shit without looking at the pricetag, wtf.

>>52635840
Are you that ignorant?

>>52635921
Libertarians are communists who want to be rich kek

>>52644646
>implying he's not there for the same thing
also pills and good vodka drinks

>>52643769
What's with American males and their obsession with trucks? Owning a truck is like on the to-do-list for every past-30-Americans

>>52645435
Everything has to be big, including themselves,its their culture

>>52645385
>>implying he's not there for the same thing
Exactly, it's an easy way to get rid of the competition.

>>52627593
>>52627737
>>52627783

I know we laugh at wagies, but these are like basic reading comprehension tests. Failing these is like failing an exam because you forgot to put your name in.
For example:>>52627737
the question says "What is your primary RESPONSIBILITY when you acquire a new job?" Earning money, being promoted or making friends is not a responsibility that suddenly appears because you have a new job.

>>52627641
>literally and unironically every shit job has at least one fucking asshole who prints out signs like the little hall monitor faggot they are
i want to understand every single facet of the mindset of "people" who do this

>>52627765
>black man in white face

>>52627853
The people who come up with this shit diverse to be shot, and as the world keeps falling apart they probably will be.

>>52641493
The God of Walmart, Antichrist of the World

>>52629177
Based info.
So everything in this world is just about getting away from niggers, isn't it?

>>52642593
No, is to pay bills, that's why you get jobs, you simp.

>>52627863
The 'Rat Snitch on a Fat Bitch' program is a winner

>>52628071
>>52627618
where do people find jobs this bad?
is it sales?

>>52643366
good luck with that. reconditioning shitty lambos/other supercars has been a trendy thing on youtube for a long time so the supply will be very scarce.

>>52627665
Reminds me of picrel.

>>52646405
Well, you could have a point.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/live-blog/virigina-walmart-shooting-live-updates-rcna58508

>>52633764
365/8 = 45.62
They’re taking every round up and assumption possible to get you down to 1 day of work for the punchline.
It’s boomer humor targeted at managers

>>52647257
America runs on avoiding the negroid. It's a huge industry. People pay good money to avoid them.

>>52637681
5 business days * 52 weeks = 260 days
260 days * 8 hours = 2080 hours
2080 hours is considered full time
2080 / 24 = 87~ days

this sign is retarded

>>52627765
Hope he got double-slapped

>>52632577
Unironicaly looks good compared to wagie hell in rest of the thread

>>52627618
>3 months before "covid"

why even black out their info? id send them at least an email talking shit...

>>52627618
>Buying a newer and more expensive car is a financially sound decision

>>52627655
>accuse any random bartender true or not
>get 25% off
What's the catch here?

keke this thread still going

>>52647969
I was 100% serious, of course. This is the internet.

>>52650433
literal OP here: I did my best to keep it going and I'm proud of the result, even got a few new pics for my collection.

Thanks so far, and keep them wagies seething.

>>52645811
>>52644646
The trick is to work somewhere that gets a lot of cute young girls but won't hire anyone under 18. I managed a Petco for a few years and we couldn't hire anyone under 18 due to potential legal issues if they were injured by our animals or something like that but there were tons of cute girls who were literally waiting until the second they turned 18 so they could "work with cute animals all day". Most of them quit pretty quickly once they learned what it was really like but that just meant that we had a nice revolving door of barely legal cuties.

If you're an attractive, older (but not OLD, of course) guy in a position of authority over a young girl then they'll go fucking wild. They love it. And that's normal women, not even getting into the ones with daddy issues...and you're the one in charge of hiring so you can literally hand pick the cute ones who are giving you good vibes during the interview.

I'm not a complete predator because I did end up marrying the last one I fucked.

>>52632583
>a cashier there makes 6 dollars more than my management position here
i'm so tired bros

>>52627765
Soon white people are going to talking about bwc, going " we wuz colonizers" and making shitty music

>>52627905
>>52633706
wagie wagie get in cagie

>>52631648
Imagine if you take this put it on a forklift and maim someone. Tell your boss made you do it and he does not take no for an answer.

>>52628152
New cars fucking suck ASS, you're a fucking retard if you finance a brand new shit box. They are literally designed to fail and be expensive to fix.

>>52651291
Post story of your craziest one.

>>52643816
when advertisers in the west learn about anime girls we're all fuckin done for

>>52654546
westoid marketing teams are made of women and lefty jews
they physically can't understand the raw appeal cute anime girls have to masculine men

>>52631924
America is a fucking shitshow

>>52651291
Based groomer

>>52627665
I used to have sex on my break with my gf and put customers on hold while wfh at a contact centre to eat my gfs pussy.

>>52628413
*Quits* suck my asshole.

>>52629177
People hired from third world countries are far far worse… they just don’t speak up about the absolute shit wages they get paid.

>>52651371
>making 10 dollars an hour
Where the hell do you work? Education?

>>52637648
I love this reality. I know this shit is psychological horror, but I'm lucky enough to be the kind of sadist who finds these things extrememly funny

>>52654565
True. Their eyes are corrupt, so they cannot comprehend beauty. As such, they are unable to understand and utilize it.
If they could weaponize anime, they would have already

>>52635577
and they were right, the fucking inflation nuked everyone's free money lmaooo

>>52628152
I'll tell the cunt I bought level four body armor, thermals, and a home fitness gym instead as well as ran my own background checks.

>>52657449
small downtown store

>>52628763
I only ever see fat people in these booths.

>>52628811
hello fellow amazonian, how's peak treating ya?

>>52627765
Burn it to the ground

>>52651291
based

>>52627853
ahahahahahahahahahahaha omg

>>52636248
Even if this is all made up, it's a great story and I laughed.

>>52627618
>You need to buy a new model car for our company image
Fuck off my life and my damn business, Karen

>work in Costco
>RTV
>don't have to deal with any members ever
>the cashier people look miserable in the break room

>>52628166
>6,000,000
Oy gevalt!

>>52628209

>>52632577
I enjoyed helping out at McDonald's while stuying, it was really fun all the time, the customers were the last thing you cared about.

>>52637797
*sticks foot out*

>>52633951
>>52635577
fake as fuck

>>52637648
>>52637681
>>52648525
It's literally a joke

>>52643549
>cute highschool girls are BASED

There's so many 18-24 year old Latina's with fat asses where i work. It's boneski city.

>>52660861
hahahahaha hiky crao anon that would be EPIC hahaha that stupid dumb idiot would fall lmaooooo now THAT is a prank haha

>>52628248
You can bet your whole house that the survivors did not even get a free day afterwards.

>>52628377
Fake as shit.
This type of influencers are known to take pictures of themselves next to cars they dont own and hotels that they try to pass as their home.

>>52632577
Doesnt seem like a bad deal at all. Amazon wagies get the same wage but no free burguers.

As a kid I would wagie at places to learn the store and camera setup. If they were cool, I was cool. If they weren't I would get a lot of free shit and wait for a bust day to no call/no show.

>>52628192

If your business can't handle high turnover then it wasn't meant for 21st century America. There's an endless pool of retards willing to work the shit job for 3mo-2years for shit wages. Instead of raising wages and fucking your bottom line, just have a supervisor constantly training new employees. My franchise pays minimum wage and we are always a little short staffed but that's just baked into the economics. We're also never not staffed.

>>52628297

My previous job sort of got away with this by paying shit wages but offering health insruance, but the insurance premiums were cost prohibitive unless you wore a fitbit and downloaded the app "Go365" to give all your data to Humana.


They had these fat diabetic librarians waddling around with a data collection collar, and the librarians were GRATEFUL! This is why I got into owning my own business.

Oh something else I forgot about was if I or one of my friends had a really jackass manager, while I was working and I had an eye on the bastard, one of my friends would slash the tires of the managers car or do whatever to it. I've seen so many 30 year old managers egos just fucking collapse from fucking their car up. People like to think they are so smart and better because they got a shit business degree and manage some shit chain store.

>every image with an online questionnaire having retarded unexpected answers
if you fail this shit you are RETARDED. it has nothing to do with mistreatment, you're just completely stupid if you think the correct answer between
a) I will suck your dick master I love you please step on me
b)I hate you and your family fuck you pay me
is b
this has to be some kind of NPC shit where you can't have internal thoughts that differ from what you actually say or do

>>52661397
So you like dishonesty for fake loyalty to a shit company. You are like the primo wagie. You know you are fucked and show up to humiliation ritual anyway.

>>52627696
bow down on your knees and lick the floor clean with your tongue you disgusting poor fucks

>>52634254
Sorry can't wipe sitting as I'm a 6'4 gigachad. No room when you are built like a god, I can barely sit without my dick touching the front and it touches on manlets toilets

>>52634097
I made 70,000 a year within 6 months after college, and 88,000 a year by the next year - I wonder how long it would take lower wagies to revolt if they realized how much "higher" wagies" are currently grifting from them