/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52621006
Imagine Jesse and Kevin making passionate love, the bald head, the long hair. Perfection, oh God.

I'm not Kevin, btw

>>52621006
>this kills the link PoR concept

cunnymetoo

comfyalone

>SOL is 14 dollars and rank 14
>NYtimes canceled their event with Sam
>BTC dominance near ATL
>/biz/ is dead

>>52624727
I want to go all in on crypto asap.
Today my stepdad mentioned tether for the first time, he says CIA uses it to move money and calls it fake crypto. There are local news about crypto collapse, but also young investors still have faith.
January 2023 can't come soon enough. I'm going all in with my massive amount of cash.

>>52624780
I don't think the bottom of the Krytokalypsen will be January but am already all in.

Please translate that picture.

>>52624885
I'm not sure if it will be the absolute bottom, but it will be a new year and a new me, financially. Otherwise, even if I was sure it would go down 10% until then I'd still just buy now if not for that, but I believe my patience will be rewarded when I cash out with less paperwork, gonna have to hold for 2-3 years minimum probably anyways to see any substantial returns.
Just praying every day crypto doesn't pump yet. It's kind of nice being a poorfag again, just gonna throw money here and there and not give a shit, pic related. Having money but not enough money to retire is hard, I wouldn't wish that curse on anyone.

>Please translate that picture.
I sorta did already.
Here's a link if you wanna throw it in machine translation.
https://www.nrk.no/norge/kryptokalypse-na_-1.16191499
>"Cryptocalypse":
>Young investors still have faith.

>>52625045
>I'm not sure if it will be the absolute bottom, but it will be a new year and a new me, financially. Otherwise, even if I was sure it would go down 10% until then I'd still just buy now if not for that, but I believe my patience will be rewarded when I cash out with less paperwork, gonna have to hold for 2-3 years minimum probably anyways to see any substantial returns.
Longer than two years and you need to worry about laws changing or taxes increasing.
>Just praying every day crypto doesn't pump yet.
I haven't seen a single argument for why it would. For me it's praying one of my bags moon while everything else dies. I estimate at least 99% of people who do that during a bear market lose money compared to holding BTC.
>It's kind of nice being a poorfag again, Having money but not enough money to retire is hard, I wouldn't wish that curse on anyone.
Yeah I bet you have blisters on your hands from working hard.
>Here's a link if you wanna throw it in machine translation.
What a silly language. I think I understood the outline of it from the pictures and guessingwhat the words mean. The art is great.

I don't think young people even believe in crypto. They just hate the current system. For that reason I expect more capitulation as they realise they hate crypto too. A gold bullrun would supercharge this.

2023 is gonna be /myyear/

>>52625337
2020 - the year of Coinmetro
2021 - the year of XCM
2022 - AAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
2023 - your year

>>52625247
>Longer than two years and you need to worry about laws changing or taxes increasing.
That's a good point, would suck if they increase taxes on crypto. It's already fairly low here. 22% on crypto, 35% on stocks. It probably wouldn't come as a surprise if they bumped it to 30-50% on crypto as a fuck you just because they could, but for now it's just a normal commodity. If I buy today or next year wouldn't change that percentage though as it only matters when I cash out. I just want less paperwork so if I bought it in 2023 there's nothing to file for all my buys and sells of breaking even of 2022. Really don't wanna do paperwork for something where nothing changed, it's too pointless.
>I haven't seen a single argument for why it would
Because everyone thinks it won't and it would piss them off if it goes up and clown world and yolo and fed pivot and whatever it's gonna hit number 19 on the roulette okay?
>Yeah I bet you have blisters on your hands from working hard.
You can only buy and sell at break even so many times before your hands get blisters.
>I don't think young people even believe in crypto. They just hate the current system.
One of the people in the article said he realized he wasn't gonna 10x his money in some days and is now a long term holder sitting at a loss. He thought he was just going to make money quick, but he now sees the value in a decentralized money he can own.

>>52625337
Pantsu da yo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE63blvJg_4

>>52624727
>NYtimes canceled their event with Sam
Source? Looks like it is still happening:
https://www.nytimes.com/events/dealbook-summit#sessions

>>52624780
How do you know this is the bottom?

>>52626052
Did I say I know? >>52625045
You gotta start buying at some point if you're gonna be in the game.
It's over a year since ATH now, much longer since may mania which is the real peak imo, and BTC is down 75%. Maybe it will be down 80%, maybe 85%, who knows. I don't want to watch it go to 60k again without having bought. Buy when people are scared yadda yadda etc etc?

>>52626147
I didn't read the rest of the thread yet, I'm so demoralised I grab every ray of hope.
Could be you had an uncle working at Bitcoin.

>>52626284
>I'm so demoralised I grab every ray of hope.
There is still too much hope on twitter

>>52626292
Tomoyo

>>52626292
>settling for a long hair gf

>>52626333
When I was 14 a classmate asked how I like girls and I said long hair and he said I watch too much anime. I don't know what long hair has to do with anime, but he wasn't wrong.

>>52626348
You must've said something more to get that reply or it was a trap all along.

For me, it's a baseball cap and a pony tail.

>>52626429
>You must've said something more to get that reply or it was a trap all along.
I have genuinely no idea why he assumed it had anything to do with anime. I just said long hair. Maybe it was that I was indeed imagining anime girls and he could smell it. The super normalfag homosexual in the class laughed at my wallpaper even, but I'm not sure about the time and order here.
>For me, it's a baseball cap and a pony tail.
cute

How would the logistics of this operation work?

>>52626514
Assuming it's not pic related, post the wallpaper.

>>52626878
Honestly don't remember, I've had many girls. I'm a bit of a player.

>>52626052
gotta start DCAing at some point. Next run won't happen until late 2024

>>52627142
>Next run won't happen until late 2024
I have a feeling it will already be above 30k by then, and when it approaches 60k people will fomo in again because "now the bullrun is confirmed and safe to buy".

>>52627162
>I have a feeling it will already be above 30k by then
it's possible. BTC will most likely hit ATH in 2025 though if we're following the 4 year cycle. The ramp up will probably start in 2024

>>52627301
>>52627162
>>52627142
So what you girls are saying is that, 2023 will not, in fact, be /myyear/?

>>52626292
No there isn't. It is just desperate shills trying to stay relevant as their meal tickets commit mass suicide. The only thing I am not happy about with the current bear market is that people still haven't figured out twitter influencers are all retail liquidity miners.

Lettuce take a moment to think about something for a second
our lord and savior kevin murcko holds 7 figures of kadena and didnt sell a single one because his target was triple digits
well that never happeend and noa kevone is down lets say he has exact 1m, so $27M
holy FUCK
I mean, i'm only down 150k in unrealized gains because i'm a retard and a poorfag who refuses to wageslave and now back to poverty but how the fUCKw does kevone tolerate this
he's probably down a fuckload more in other invfestments as well thanks to sam kikeman
interdasting,,,, yep vemry intshterdamstinge
hmmm
feet

>>52624780
>January 2023 can't come soon enough. I'm going all in with my massive amount of cash.
Me too, but may wait until Feb/March. Don't have the balls.

this gimmicky black friday XCM staking bonus that only applies to
>newly bought or deposited XCM
does it apply if I withdraw my XCM to a wallet and then re-deposit it straight away?
or one could ask "can I sell and re-buy my XCM?" but you can't sell kek

i only come to cunnymetro threads for the anime posters

>>52631820
No and no, just buy on uniswap, for some reason the price is still not 60 there
>>52632023
For me :3

>>52628949
it can be, if you start buying during that year. Remember, bull run will make you money, bear market will make you rich

>>52621006
So future of the finance checks balance sheets over tweeter? Truly an upgrade over current system. kek baggies

>checks volume
reminder that nobody uses this sorry excuse of an exchange and this shit is only shilled by schizos who bought in at presale and are determined to miss out on another cycle because of their poor decisions

>>52632321
What exchange should I use instead?

>>52632321
What exchange should I use instead?

>>52632339
A DEX. It's a plus if you use one that supports privacy and anonymous trading

I was just about to bump and then this benchod bot does it for me.

>>52633845
while replying to a file deleted post no less

>>52625247
>I don't think young people even believe in crypto
Perhaps they don't even understand it. More reason why simplified wallet solutions are underrated

>>52633857
Is it a suckers rally?
Volume just 4x'd.

>>52633879
I started buying my 3 favourite coins today since you called the bottom.

>>52634040
I can't believe you pumped Flux instead of THT. I feel betrayed.

>>52634078
You're right, THT is also part of the holy trinity, but I had to start somewhere.

What do the single quotation marks around "the thread" mean?

>>52634212
Twitter has a max character limit so by using single quotations ' instead of double quotations '' you save two characters per quote.

>>52634233

>>52634246
Uso da yo

Should I get rid of my dogshit awful nonsense peee pee poo poo scam-tier, bag of flux or should I keep holding just for fun and because I'm cuirous to see how high they can pump and dump it. It's just 600 fluxies

>>52634302
What's your average buy in for USD/BTC?
I have zero faith in flux as a project and it's pretty high on the BTC ratio still. I feel like BTC is a better bet over the next 3 years of miners dumping flux, but I was wrong last time too. They really do seem to market a lot for liquidity so who knows. If you'd listen to me you'd sell flux in july which would have been a huge mistake so who knows... I think q*** is a better retard shitcoin gamble since it's dumped so relentlessly, but the chart looks ICP tier unrecoverable and Flux has a better looking "next paradigm" shillable chart.

>>52634359
>buy in for USD/BTC?
I'm not into that mentally ill stuff
>q better than f
interesting, which pile of shit is more likely to pump, both are highly hype based but with extremely different approaches. I seriously couldn't be able to say which hype approach is here to stay or not.

>>52634487

>>52631820
if you bought on uni one day before the double APY nigger fridayu announcement you would have earned the same amount you would staking the entire year
this is why steakinge is a mayme
>i-i'll just hodl throughj a 99% drop but hey at least i'm earning 10-30% APY xd d passive incomerino i'm garn make ittttttt
4% on $1M is 40k/yr and 4% is the most easily obtainable on stable shiedt GICs / bonds / dividends etc unless yhou expect governmental kollapse within the next 2-5 years then meh time for a boating accident
also kadena back at $1 wat de hemk

>>52635082
Don't forget that benzo withdrawal for addicts can be deadly, you should probably start tapering down today before you run out.

>>52635082
>if you bought on uni one day before
What? the price didn't change by a lot

>>52635112
bunnies. don't see 'em, never will,. not taking 'e.
nompe.
>>52635124
idk I just chemked a few hours after they e-mail'd mej and it was 22c now its .2849
u fell for kevones scammerino ploy to destroy uni poolz
gg
no refunds

>>52635112
This isn't a real concern for normal benzo abusers. He should just drink some spirits to calm his nerves and lie back and look at the ceiling while focusing on his breathing if he finds the withdrawals unpleasant.

ye ye ye spirits, demons, LAM, Xenu, blue & white saturnelia entering your deep subconscious suppressing your pine-coneal gland facing divine assembly
goode thinge im not taking jeffery benzos hehe

I know Coinmetro threads posters are the smartest posters in this board, so tell me, is Genesis/Grayscale really going down and nuking crypto with it?

>>52635842
Crypto will survive, don't care about Genesis or Grayscale.

Ok you motherfuckers, who the hell took down comfymetro? What the fuck!!!! That was such a nice resource. Very sad.
Anyways, who has the Kevin Murcko fake tweet about being the one to pull the rug next time.

>>52637327
Someone very close to you.

>>52637327
Fake tweet? That really did happen you know.
Here's what he said when confronted with it.

Whys KDA up? My paycheck is next week

>>52637462
Thank you. And yeah I figured. I was just being dramatic in hopes they put it back.

>>52637756
I pumped and am about to dump it. Some Of You Guys Are Alright, Don't Buy KDA Tomorrow
>>52637879
I want a fren group full of girls agian aaaaa

>>52637884
Dump it on wed so I can buy

remember when the sell wall was gonna be fixed in october guys
maybe kevin meant october 2023

>>52637929
Sell wall seems fixed to me, you can sell any time you like and that at only a -50% drop where other coins are down -80% to -90%
You're welcome.

>>52637884
>I want a fren group full of girls agian aaaaa
>again
Did you have a bunch of girl friends?

>>52637955
I longed xcm like a dumdum so I have collateral tied up in it

>>52637986
Yeah I think I even mentioned it when I was oversharing that one time.
Towards the end of what most consider high school there were not many people to hang out with anymore (they left with lower education, this was a possibility in the school system I was in) so I got closer with all the girls in my class. For that one moment in time I was enthusiastic about going to school, It was fun making fun of them, apparently they like it, and they kept giving me compliments, all that made me get addicted to the wemon.
After school was over we all kept hanging out which was also a nice time, until everything violently fell apart that is.

Havent had that feel ever since, not being at a place where hanging out with girls is the norm had me seek out romance anime kino, some good ones are clannad, bunny girl (fantastic), horimiya, Kokoro Connect, myseriousgfx.
Interestingly, there was a time last year when I was a half-half-millionare, and I felt absolutely no need for any of this. Very strange seeing the correlation of my networth go down and me posting about "aaa gf pls" on here.

Strange indeed.

>>52637884
>I want a fren group full of girls agian aaaaa
>again
Don't you have a bunch of girl friends?

>>52638012
The trick is to set your TP to .60 and your order will be filled first.
With a bit of luck you'll be filled before the promo ends.

>>52638238
>they left with lower education, this was a possibility in the school system I was in
What is this?
>not being at a place where hanging out with girls is the norm had me seek out romance anime kino
I do this, but as a replacement for offline friends. Romance is like a very strong friendship, sorta. I've felt platonic love or some sort before, it's nice.
You might be able to revive some of those feels if you find some hobby with frequent IRL meetups or something, but it's probably very hit or miss in regards to age/gender and whether you get along.

Watch some of these, I don't think you've seen any of them. Maybe finish some of those shows you're 3/4th through first or put them on-hold / dropped.
https://anilist.co/anime/7054/MaidSama/
https://anilist.co/anime/14227/My-Little-Monster/
https://anilist.co/anime/1530/Kanon-2006/ (2002 is fine too, half the episodes, or play the VN).
https://anilist.co/anime/20966/Yamada-and-the-Seven-Witches/
https://anilist.co/anime/2476/School-Days-TV/
https://anilist.co/anime/16067/NagiAsu-A-Lull-in-the-Sea/
https://anilist.co/anime/5630/Eden-of-The-East/
https://anilist.co/anime/120/Fruits-Basket/

>>52638279
>Buy XCM
>Large sell wall
>Long XCM with collateral
>set TP
>Larger sell wall
I don't know about that one.

>>52638507
>https://anilist.co/anime/14227/My-Little-Monster/
Watch this ^, but don't watch this v
>https://anilist.co/anime/2476/School-Days-TV/

>>52638507
>I don't know about that one.
Don't ask me why it works, but it does, at least it did so in the past.

>>52638279
>The trick is to set your TP to .60 and your order will be filled first.
>With a bit of luck you'll be filled before the promo ends.
really? I'm going to try that

>>52638626
I initially wrote (hate watch) on school days, but figured it would be funnier if I didn't. Another hate watch would be Domestic Girlfriend, but not as awful classic shit anime as School Days.
Maybe https://anilist.co/anime/1722/Nagasarete-Airantou, and https://anilist.co/anime/2104/My-Bride-is-a-Mermaid/.. It's kinda childish, but it's cute and some of my first anime after pokemon/naruto tier stuff.

>>52624727
>>NYtimes canceled their event with Sam

this is the first I'm hearing of this, did they really cancel it?

>>52638507
>What is this?
When you are retard dumb dumb you go to a school that does this. I can barely explain it because I didn't pay attention nor do I care about how it works.
>You might be able to revive some of those feels if you find
..a place to be a frequent at, ideally where people my age hang out, but I can not think of a place and I know the answer is probably parties and I really hate that idea.
>tfw I will just go shitpost from a library instead and one day I a qt3.14 will notice that I always sit there alone grinning at my screen and when she comes closer to ask what I'm always doing on the laptop I will explain to her that I am a researcher for a board of investors, an image board to be precise, and she will be very impressed - yes yes It's going to be amazing.
>>52638626
What is wrong with school days specifically. And yes I know you like shilling MLM to me and I will watch it and if it's bad I will blame it on you.

>>52638696
I don't recognise any of those, that's probably a good thing.

>>52638822
You're taste is horrible, go ahead and give it a try.

>>52638908
I am not a weeb so my taste being bad seems fine.

>>52638927
>*pauses one of the 50 animes currently in progress to post on an anime imageboard*
>I am not a weeb

how did he know

>>52638908
>I don't recognise any of those
is really cute though.
>that's probably a good thing.
I don't see what's so great about not having had a childhood, but if that was your aim.

>>52638822
>What is wrong with school days specifically
The story is literal garbage in a trashy way.

>>52639249
There are many animes out there, being picky and having the courage to drop animes you don't like are not bad things.

>>52639340
Not saying otherwise, just throwing a playful jab at you in response picking on my youth shows without even having seen them. I'm also very picky and have no problem dropping shows. I dropped one at episode 9/12 or something because the protagonists annoyed me for an entire episode with a sudden BDSM fetish being done in public despite previously enjoying it and being a very cute and friendly show. So annoying.

>>52639390
>a sudden BDSM fetish being done in public
I hate when that happens

>>52639415
School Days tier show degradation.

>>52639390
B-b-but you said
>Another hate watch would be
I thought the whole post was a list of series you thought were awful.

I didn't always drop bad series, it's something I had to learn.
Of course I also mentioned dropping because someone else in this thread has a big problem with it.

>>52639518
>I thought the whole post was a list of series you thought were awful.
It's okay.
>I didn't always drop bad series, it's something I had to learn.
I didn't learn it when I was younger either, that's how I finished garbage like >>52639439 and a gazillion boring spinoff OVAs just sitting there bored out of my mind. I worked real hard on my MAL completions.
>Of course I also mentioned dropping because someone else in this thread has a big problem with it.
Big is an understatement.
Two of the shows are even at the last episode... Neither complete nor truly dropped. Just eternally almost done. I couldn't live with that.

Will we ever break above 60c? I feel like Kevin has a silver bullet to fix this shit but there's no point doing it during the bear market

>>52635842
Nobody without insider information can answer that but all the publicly available evidence says yes.