/biz/ - Business & Finance

>shows useless application
>brags about it
>wonders why his bags are so heavy

>>52618836
it also has betting built in, no kyc no nothing. you can make bets on any event you can think of

>>52618847
No thanks, don't wanna lose all my money for a bet I won because the centralized oracle had a "bug"

>>52618868
luckily you can just call a trusted web2 betting website directly for the results and use that :)

>>52618815
>wait until you see the url
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>>52618926
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52618926
>>52618935
>le url look different therefore must be bad
kek

>>52618836
Cope

>>52619042
"Mass adoption"

>https://nmkbs-aaaaa-aaaam-aadfa-cai.ic0.app/

>>52619080
the fud isnt even interesting anymore its just boring. i know you probably know whats up already but im trying to help you see the potential that is already being realized on the IC. theres no amount of fud that would stop me sharing this stuff here or stop me buying

>>52619064
>>52619106
Looks like the only thing that's not interesting anymore is this coin after the first few weeks

>>52619042
>le computer is on the internet therefore must be good
lmao

>>52619113
Cope.

Too bad itll never see enough adoption due to the retarded URLs for ICP cucks to discover that they have to get in a queue to be one of the 300 people who are allowed to post or like a message per second kek

3c

>>52619147
>finds any metric to post about just to cope with the fact that the terrible price action has permanently driven people away

>>52619147
I love how ICP tards also bandy this about like its some sort of dunk on other chains, not realizing that it is a direct numerical measure of just how centralized their pisscoin is.

i own 1000 ICP at a cost average under 4 dollars

>>52619204
That’s the cool part: you’re wrong.

>>52619266
>20 data centers

>>52619204
Cope.

>>52619309
Rope.

>>52619309
Are you claiming that as the number of data centers goes up, TPS will go down?

>>52618815
Nice URL

We are pleased to announce our new website: ebrjf88e2jrhfo0gyn5-thdid87w6q6-1fwgx-jcnfnrb4vegx-7x.ejdbdbxo-wnb2e8richfh.dbd-9e93k3n4m-tpg9ch

>>52619413
No. I claim the inflation rate would rise to pay for the new nodes sending it into a death spiral.
>>52619383
I note you didn't call me a liar or post an image showing how many data centers there are.

>>52618815
Sorry, I prefer Decentralized Reddit

>>52619489
lmao you have outed yourself as clueless and uninformed

>>52619460
> ok everyone, get your pencils out, ready? It’s “eych, tee, tee, pee, then colon, ok…yeah, pee and colon, hilarious…ok, then it’s TWO slashes, ok? Forward slashed, not backward ones, they kind of leans like this…yeah, like forward…now, after the slashes, here we go, it’s double-u, double-u…double-u…that’s right, THREE double-u’s, it stands for ‘world wide web’…got that? ok, so then it’s a dot…”
If you were there when the Internet grew up you’ll be having such flashbacks. Yeah, you’re laughing now. Bet you would have back then too, if you had been born yet.

>>52619489
Hardly. Node provider rewards only account for 6% of minted ICP since genesis. They're a drop in the bucket that's easily absorbed by the amount of ICP being locked and staked in neurons over time. You'd have to add hundreds or thousands of nodes instantly to cause that level of inflation. But new nodes are only being added as they are needed.

20 isn't bad considering the number of nodes on those "decentralized" chains that are actually running in Amazon AWS controlled datacenters. Amazon could cripple those chains with the push of a button. Much harder to take 20 independent datacenters offline.

>>52619536
>comparing the internet to a dead grift
What's next, the ICP price is like Amazon stock in the early days?

>>52619168
>has permanently driven people away
and all the midwit neckbeards like you will say

>nooooo i could have bought ICP for so cheap but i was too scared to dca waaaaaaa

>>52619489
You just reek of desperation now.
Increased usage -> higher tps -> greater burn rate, not greater inflation. You’re imagining a scenario where the number of data centers increased without demand, but then why would tps go up, other than in some load test, since demand didn’t go up? So how is the high tps a result of centralization again?

First page fail. Shorting Insane Clown Posse ASAP
>>52618847
Can I bet you will die a lonely virgin?

>>52619561
unironically the smartest thing you've posted here yet

>>52619561
I guess since you couldn’t buy stock in the Internet itself, Amazon was the next best thing. But owning ICP will be much closer to directly owning the Internet itself and therefore a much better investment than Amazon (just like investing in Bitcoin when it was up a mere 100x was).

>>52619594
If I wanted to burn my money then I'd just do it

>>52619587
What kind of fucking browser do you run that doesn’t support BigInt?

>>52619606
are you asian by any chance? you sound like you have a lot of pent up self loathing

>>52619606
Are you looking up your tired comebacks in a list?

>>52619489
Rope faggot.
Check the data centers you disingenuous fuck

>>52619619
Are you looking up your comments on bagholder bingo?

>>52619587
>too retarded to use the most user friendly blockchain on the planet
You’re ngmi.

>>52619626
> no u

>>52619621
You think 40 is an acceptable amount when it has been live on mainnet for almost two years?

>>52619626
yup chink detected. I feel sorry for you little bug man

>>52619641
Yes I think it’s fine and should scale as the network grows dependent on when the network needs the extra throughput and storage.

>>52619573
>you reek of desperation
Not like the people at ATL saying they own the next internet though right?

>>52619610
Ipad pro, a browser millions of people use. Good job alienating a majority of your potential audience lol. How do I short ICP?

>>52619641
for two years of progress absolutely.

>>52619637
You know you win and can stop playing after you get a line vertically, diagonally, or horizontally? You didn't have to fill in the entire board

>>52619651
> ipad pro
I said what browser?

>>52619659
Kek

>>52619659
KEK the actual state of icp fudders fuck me

>>52619659
Ipad moron, it's obviously safari

>>52619657
> he doubles down
> “no u, no u!”

proclaimed love for my waifu, which will be forever stored on the blockchain :)

>>52619650
I’ve never been more comfy than when accumulating ICP at these prices.

>>52619671
Yeah that’s what I wanted to hear. You’re not supposed to use Safari.

>>52619678
kek cycles well spent

>>52619650
Yea, terrified. Icp adoption and development is going parabolic in the middle of a bear market.

>>52619689
>not supposed to use one of the most common browsers

$4 is overpriced for this shitcoin

>>52619659
You must be very technologically retarded, there is only one browser on iOS which is safari. But what a chrome and firecucks? Your midwit brain must be wondering. They are just reskinned safari.

If you are the brightest icp has to show then there are no shorts big enough for icp.

>>52619460
Does ICP do URL forwarding like tinyurl???

For instance, could I create an alternate link to a youtube video like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52619702
Sir curry of the SIR CURRY BRAHMA

>>52619716
yes, ICP web3 links can be mapped to web2 links so the website actually has a normal URL

>>52619699
I don’t mean you shouldn’t use Safari for Internet Computer, I mean you shouldn’t use Safari for anything. Not supporting BigInt is just one in a very long line of embarrassments for that shit browser.
Try downloading literally any other popular browser to your ipad and see if it doesn’t work.

>>52619728
Literally millions of people have an iphone and use safari. The biggest websites in the world are specifically tested for it. Your shitty proof of concept is just poorly built like your coin

>>52619702
So why does it work on chrome and firefox? Because “just a reskin” isn’t exactly true, there’s a lot of compensating going on for the bits provided by apply sucking hard.

>>52619738
>ching chong ching zhong
can anybody understand what this yellow fella is saying?

>>52619728
>>52619738
Btw I’m browsing the dApp right now on my iPhone, so “doesn’t work on iOs” is bullshit and really means “doesn’t work on shitty Safari” just as I assumed.
I can’t be arsed to open this in Safari to see if the BigInt requirement lies with the dApp or the IC, but I’m assuming it’s with the dApp so your whole argument becomes irrelevant.

>>52619774
Just stop making excuses. People want gains, not shitty high school level projects

>>52619785
lol…again, you should have been there at the early days of the Internet. Somehow it all worked out.

>>52619720
>autistic screeching

>>52619728
You’re talking as if apple gives you a choice lol, how new are you.

>>52619737
Are you using it on an iPad? They are reskins.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25850091
The smart question you should be asking is what version of iOS are you using.

>mah bigInt
Yes continue alienating most of the internet, im sure that is the path to success.

Now where to do I send my consulting fee? you are racking up quite the bill

>>52619799
The internet is a once in a lifetime, revolutionary invention. ICP is one in an endless amount of shitcoins. Spoiler alert: it's unlikely that your coin will have a fraction of the same success. This market tends to be unforgiving and moves on quickly. Your tech will never make up for the price chart. The next cycle will flush this shitcoin all the way down the toilet

>>52619813
>You’re talking as if apple gives you a choice lol, how new are you
What the fuck are you talking about. I'm browsing the dApp in question on my iPhone right now, on a browser that isn't retarded like Safari. It's on the app store. I don't know anyone who uses Safari on their iOS devices.

>>52619774
Bro it’s ok, you proved to use without a shadow of a doubt you are a retard and have no idea what you are doing. We will never take you and your brainlet piece of shit project seriously. The only reason we are still lingering in this thread is to point and laugh at your stupidity.

Your project is bad and you should feel bad.

>>52619823
Wow very dedicated in your retardation.

>>52619813
here’s me again. on an ipad now. browsing the dApp. Any more bullshit you want to gargle?

>>52619822
Yea, development is really lacking

>>52619822
>The internet is a once in a lifetime, revolutionary invention. ICP is one in an endless amount of shitcoins.
I'm not talking about the coin, the coin is an implementation detail (albeit one that will make me rich). I'm talking about the protocol, it will be as big as TCP/IP, and there's no stopping it. Finally there is a way for anyone in the world to run hardware contributing to a true world computer. This is what the Internet was meant to do. You simply have no idea how big the Internet Computer is going to be.

>>52619855
caused by one app, OpenChat
which is a project Dfinity was supporting years ago kek

Scam

>>52619830
> we

>>52619876
Just refer bag to bagholder bingo. The tech doesn't matter if the price has burned retail and it's gained a reputation for it. You're eventually going to come around to this reality check

>>52619850
Post live video of you doing it with timestamp on your face.

Only way we know you’re not lying.

Spoiler alert you won’t do it.

>>52619848
> I'll claim the dApp doesn't work! No, no, wait! It'll claim the INTERNET COMPUTER doesn't work!! Hahaha I'm such a genius, they'll make me Gypsy King of Bulgaria!!
> Damn, I got called on it...but wait, Balgdanof, you can still do this, you are still genius: claim it does not work on IOS!
> Darnation, called out again! Ok, ok, think Balgdanof, think! I know! I claim it does not work on iPad!
> Very specific iPad with particular software update!!
> DAMN YOU WHY ARE YOU SUCH PERSISTENT RETARD!!!

>>52619894
>The tech doesn't matter if the price has burned retail and it's gained a reputation for it

lol that means we're literally getting to buy it at a discount compared to it's true value. Now compare it to Cardano with a 10x bigger market cap and millions of redditors propping up the price because le tech

>>52619894
> ...and retail never came back to tech after the dotcom bubble popped, and after 2008 nobody has ever bought a house again
Your little theories are so cute

>>52619895
I will, right after you post a video of yourself with a shoe on your head, today's date and your id on a post stuck to your bare chest and a sharpie in your pooper.

Spoiler, you won't do it.

>>52619925
A discount implies that the price will significantly go back up. Nobody new will touch this shit with a 10 foot pole. Cardano has a massive community, hypes itself, and hasn't burned retail to the degree that ICP has. You guys have literally nothing going for you except inefficient remakes of websites that don't even reliably work for everyone

>>52619915
I posted a screen shot proving it doesn’t work while you’re only posted autistic screeching. You might think I’m the retard but we all know who it is.

Spoiler alert; it’s you.

>>52619933
Lots of dotcom companies went bust, just like ICP has already died off. The internet ended up being extremely useful. In this space, we're here to make money. Is ICP good at that?

>>52619942
I won’t do it because I’m not the one trying to scam a bunch of people with a shitty dapp, i mean how delusional are you lol.

I don’t need to prove anything, you need to prove your shitty dapp works.

Spoiler alert it doesnt lol

>>52619972
>you need to prove your shitty dapp works.
it's not my dapp you doofus. if it were my app I'd honestly prefer running off and fixing it to arguing with you, so I'll give you that much.

>>52619986
Oh so you’re just a simp? Thats worst!
Lol
Lmao even

Ahahahahahahaha

>>52619949
>Cardano has a massive community, hypes itself, and hasn't burned retail to the degree that ICP has

And yet they're all bagholding and retarded despite what lies their neckbeard messiah keeps telling them

>>52619949
>You guys have literally nothing going for you
wrong not even going to refute that because you sound retarded and offended i made fun of stinky cardano

>>52619960
>Lots of dotcom companies went bust, just like ICP has already died off.
Yes the fucking pets websites and random shit that had no technical value. The companies that continued to grow had underlying fundamentals and could provide unique value with the internet rather than just providing a pointless revenue for hype. That's Dfinity compared to the thousands of pointless projects.

>>52619960
>In this space, we're here to make money.
it took Amazon about 7 years to ever make a profit lol

>>52619880
False. The OC principal only controls about 32k canisters.

>>52620001
Another delusional Amazon comparison. I can't even tell if you guys are serious anymore

>>52619951
>You might think I’m the retard
I do.
> but we all know
again with the
> we
I'm going to go out on a limb and say very few of you shills make it from shilling for Scam Bankrun Fraud as he pays you a pittance in quickly vanishing FTT. Further, you don't become a Bulgarian shill because you have options, so it's not like you move on to other venues. What I'm saying is I don't think the circulation with you guys is that high, I think you're pretty much the same, dumb shills that are as stuck with us as we are with you. That's why it fascinates me that some of you can never seem to learn to avoid falling into the
> we
trap.
Btw, you never notice these things either, but do you know when I had you this time? In the reply that you couldn't stop yourselves from responding to all three of you at the same time.

>>52619995
> Dear diary. Today I was called "simp" by a simple Bulgarian. I have never felt so upset. I'm positively seething. I know only you can understand my butthurt, dear friend, so I will confide in you that these gypsy scoundrels make me so mad! I can only tell you this, my dear diary, but I think that, gradually, I am beginning to hate them.

i like how the fudders keep going in this thread when they could literally fud directly onto the blockchain with the decetralized twitter and nobody could do anything about it

>>52620015
>>52620036
Wow a mix of autistic screeching and copium.

I find it funny you accuse me of shilling when the only person shilling here is you.

>>52620036
You got called simp by a swiss, you don’t have to worry about me, I’ll be fine. You on the hand will stay mad.

Thanks for the lulz but I’m going to hangout with my girlfriend for the rest of the day.

>>52619960
>Lots of dotcom companies went bust,
I know, I was there. While a bit scary at the time, it turned out to be very good for those of us who actually contributed value to the space, when all the charlatans were shaken out. Just like it will be good for ICP to have all the shitcoins shaken out.
> just like ICP has already died off.
No, ICP is down just like all tech went down during the dotcom crash (and like all crypto every cycle). Then the ones with real fundamentals rise back up.
>The internet ended up being extremely useful.
Glad we can agree on something.
> In this space, we're here to make money.
So investing in tech that even you paid fudders are forced to admit is amazing in every thread, and that you then resort to try to fud by pointing out how extremely undervalued it is at the moment, might be an idea? Are you able to invest a bit under the table without your bosses finding out?
> Is ICP good at that?
The best tech may not always win, but this isn't VHS vs Betamax, this is the Internet vs the fax machine. And when Internet tech wins, like the Internet itself, like Bitcoin, and soon like ICP, it wins big.

>>52620076
> I find it funny you accuse me of shilling when the only person shilling here is you.
No, I accuse you of fudding. But why beat around the bush, I'll ask you directly: Are you paid to post here? And second question, are you Bulgarian? Third question, do you have proud gypsy blood running in your veins?

>>52620109
- I am not paid to post here
- I am Swiss
- No gypsy blood

Take your meds. The biggest fudder is you. I posted a screen shot of your dapp failing and was rewarded with a bunch of autistic lulz.

>>52620148
I believe you on all three.
It’s not my dApp, and if you think I’m mad you’re misreading me. The only thing that has rustled my jimmies in this thread is someone using Safari in 2022.
I’m very, very comfy. I was there when the Internet went from a joke to something everyone takes for granted, helping to build some of it too. The vibe was exactly the same, including most being too blinded by greed to objectivity evaluate what developments the introduction of certain protocols make all but inevitable. TCP/IP. BTC. ICP.

>>52619722
He asked if you can give a YouTube link a faceroll url not if url forwarding still works lol

>decentralized twitter
no one's heard of https://twetch.com ?

>>52620058
No one would ever see it then

>>52620248
>Twetch is an extension for signing in and using distributed applications built on the Bitcoin SV (BSV) blockchain.

ICP faggots BTFO by a literal faketoshi scam

>helped build the early internet
>been through every crypto bull cycle
>still has no money so has to relentlessly shill icp
How is that possible?

And that would mean you're at least 50+

>>52620290
I tried using it yesterday, very intuitive and smooth
(not financial advice!!!1)

Nothing wrong with being 50+ but shilling on /biz/ and lying at that age?

>>52619042
>"let me just type this into the Internet computer"
>https://nmkbs-aaaa-aaaam-aadfa-cai.ic0.app/
>"gordon Bennett I missed an A"
>https://nmkbs-aaaaaa-aaaam-aadfa-cai.ic0.app/
>"what the devil, JASON COME DOWN HERE AND HELP ME COUNT THE As FOR MY INTERNET COMPUTER"
>https://nmkbs-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>"grandad? GRANDAD??"

Im sorry bud believe it or not if you just changed the name from internet computer it'd make a world of difference, you need something new sounding, web3 is upon ius. internet computer would have been cool in 1994

>>52620298
>still has no money
> How is that possible?
it is not. I'm doing ok. I have a couple hundred grand in ICP but I have more in Bitcoin (and stocks, of course).

>>52620325
neither shilling nor lying. I seriously believe in the Internet Computer Protocol, like I believed and still believe in the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol, and arguing with narrow minded naysayers who can't into future is what I've been doing for fun my whole life. I usually end up right, I certainly did about the Internet and about Bitcoin. But boy was I wrong about Bingus.

wait so other than the fud, can any other blockchain do this????

no????

>>52620851
>>52620663
Check the price.

>>52620859
wait so hold on.... because the price goes down... that means the technology running on ICP doesnt work? im using it now it seems to be working...

wheres the 100% on chain ethereum twitter? does matic have an instant messenger yet? avax would right avax has that famous avax youtube website hosted 100% on chain

>>52620889
My friend…. the price is too low to change sentiment and VC will dump Im until 2025… you have been warned

>>52620905
you sound like you have brown skin therefore i will disregard your comments, or at least keep in mind that your comments are coming from a subhuman source, closer to a monkey

>>52620926
I warn you anon I don’t want the VC to make you rope when it hits 1 dollar

>>52620951
i dont care about the price im asking where are the apps on any other chain that even compete remotely with ICPs you monkey monkey ape ape banana nigger?

>>52620959
I can go in the internet for the apps on the . Com

>>52620962
dumb retard doesnt have an answer for me because the answer is THERE IS NO OTHER CHAIN THAT CAN DO WHAT ICP DOES

>>52618815
yes it can

>>52618815
where can I buy this icp twitter you speak of.

Tried finding myself but was unsuccesful

>>52621035
its literally linked in the post

https://seers.social/
this enough of a spoonfeed for you, dumby?

This was a good thread, fucking Raj getting blown the fuck out even more than he's gonna be blowing me in a couple years.

>>52620333
Keked and nice titties

>>52621087
theres no argument against ICP when it comes to these sorts of dapps. no other chain can compete by a mile. meanwhile, i will be almost doubling a small stack of ICP when france kills denmark in the WC (no, i will not kyc to bet or report my winnings)

>>52618815
you already have twister and mastodon don't see why you need this

>>52619168
thats almost a good thing it means the tech is solid yet its underpriced due to irrational reasons

>>52620859
I am. It seems to be back over $4 and pumping. So now it’s more like buying Bitcoin at 150x than 100x - still very good but you might want to hurry if you don’t want to have to wait two cycles before making it.

>>52619699
imagine using proprietary software
imagine even buying apple products

>>52621164
Ok how much to make it for the token

>>52621035
yes I see the icp twitter but I don’t know how to buy the icp twitter usually it’s easier than this :/

I’ll probably figure it out on my own but I’m just hella lazy

>>52621364
the governance token hasnt been released yet, it is still in presale. only true ascended icp users know where the presale is being held. i have purchased some of the presale.

the token is purely for governance only, but the token you should be more concerned about is ICP since its so low currently

>>52621164
ackyshually it went up by 50 cents so it’s more like 137.5x than a 150x

and anyway if icp comes close to matching btc at ath than we’re looking at more of a 1000x

theoretically

>>52621374
REEEEEEE WHERE IS THE FUCKING PRESALE YOU STINGY JEW FUCK

>>52621184
> make it stack?
Depends. If there’s a blowoff top and you time it perfectly ICP might reach $500-$700, so you’d need maybe 2k icp to make a mill. But you should be buying icp to stake it until the day you can live on the passive income.

>>52621398
https://kn5ky-6iaaa-aaaai-qbikq-cai.ic0.app/project.html?projectId=63

shhh

>>52621414
much obliged

>>52621610
you owe me +1 ICP shill thread

>>52619416
>>52619080
>>52618926
>seers.bet

>>52621876
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST HAVE A NORMAL URL AND A SHITTY ONE U ONLY HAVE TO HAVE A SHITTY ONE NOOOOOOOOO

>>52621132
That’s because you’re literally retarded and extremely short sided- we can start with seers being COMPLETELY decentralized front and back end you absolute drooling faggot. Then we can go down the list of differences

>>52618847
Atleast privacy should be enabled as monetiation is involved.

Unironically gained a little sliver of hope for ICP in this thread thank you.

>>52619680
Most alts are at good entry anon, I am currently accumulating ORE, ICP and MATIC.

>>52619716
>boob envy
Man of taste

>>52619722
Cool,unironically projects that links web2 to web3 are on top list to ursher in the next bull season.