/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52617068
Who's just like us?

>>52617068
He likes putting 12” meat in his mouth

>>52617116
the sandwich

>>52617116
The sandwich

>>52617068
he's based

>>52617117
High school humor, really?

>>52617116
That's Mark Zuckerberg in the picture. You pretending to not know him is not funny, it's cringe, kys.

>>52617126
This was a funny response ngl

>>52617129
you copied >>52617126's joke, you are dull and slow. stupid.

>>52617129
mein fren

He is a weirdo nerd who made it big. And he still lives quite humble. So many years of success and he never had an extravagant behavior. Which is extremely rare even among people with similar backgrounds to him.

>>52617133

holy based. I kneel

>>52617133
Cringe
>>52617158
You're even more cringe for sucking up to a cringelord. Absolutely locked

>>52617165

>locked

cringe

>>52617165
When you escape the matrix you'll understand the things I say, until then you're a pupil and I'm your master.

I used to hate FB and Zuck but now I just hate FB, I think Zuck is OK.

>>52617165
based post

>>52617165
cringe

>>52617172
>cringe
Locked
>>52617179
Umm yikes!

>>52617068

>>52617190
the problem are always retarded goyim
always

>>52617241
seems like u r a nazi nigger, juice r based nation, they rule US and made US greatest country, fyi.

>>52617133
time for your meds grandpa

>>52617068
He's a jew

>>52617553

and that’s pretty cool :3

>>52617068
> the metaverse be bussin frfr no cap

>>52617133
the sandwich

>>52617718

>>52617133
mark. MARK? MAAAARRRRRRKKKKK?????? MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS THAT YOU YOU LITTLE FAGGOT. I KICKED YOUR ASS IN COLLEGE AND IMABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

IM COMING FOR YOU

>>52617068
how do all these elite aristocratic billionaires maintain the facade of normalcy when they have to go to the Rothchild's monthly moloch worshipping to fuck kids and drink the semen of the elders that command them?

>>52617068
Is this the fool who tried to name his spawn after Xi and then was rejected, so he wasted a few hundred billion on a shitty vr universe before settling down to become a weakling spear thrower?

Yes, he is just like me, a real human citizen

>>52617068
>Please use this photograph of me eating protein encased in carbohydrates as evidence that I am indeed a human.

>>52617068
He's also a heemer and real one. Made a whole lot of people seethe when he rented out the ufc apex arena a month or so ago.

"I am a real human being with human feelings and emotions" human zuckerberberg human beeped.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52617229
fucking kek

>>52617068
>Okay, for the photo op let's have you sit down here in this pleb slop shop
>Don't worry, we won't be here for long and we sent a sterilization team ahead of us first
>Now hold this sandwich, it's okay I already asked the worker bee to take a bite out of it, he was grateful
>We crinkled this napkin up for you, so it looks like you used it
>Please attempt to smile for the photo
>Please attempt again

>>52617068
they all are

This guy is over. if regulators had not let him have Insta he would already be dead in the water.

>>52617068

>>52620294
yeh. i use cuntbook for the maymays and it used to be an ad every few posts now it is every second. marketplace is full of them. it reeks of desperation.

Why does MZ keep that ridiculous hairstyle? He looks like some peasant from the middle ages. Is it a bad attempt to conceal his receding hairline? Jesus, Mark, get over it.

one of us one of us, gooble gobble

>>52617068
If I had to guess, I would say he's programmed from the machine world.

>>52619929
>so this is what those fucking niggercattle eat
>absolutely disgusting

>>52619929
>"you there, niggerslave. Come eat this goyslop so I can pose with the empty box. I wouldn't touch your gruel in a million years."

>>52617133
It's time to go back, newfriend.

>>52617133
German or autistic?

>>52617068
>people enjoy junk food regardless income
wowzers anon you shook my world with this diamond piece of important knowledge

>>52617130
And then the surveillance state took over the internet.

>>52617068
Cute t b h.

>>52617068
those cheese curds look good

>>52621569
My money is on an Australian. That's some finely crafted bait, best I've seen in months.

>>52619912
Underrated

>>52617068
he's going to go bankrupt. his whole "metaverse" idea is retarded as fuck, he should've just stuck with making the headsets higher resolution and promoted them for cinema and as an alternative for home theaters / tv. instead he started to dump money into the "metaverse" which nobody will ever use because everyone just plays videogames instead and those are a better "metaverse" than anything this faggot can create.

>>52617068
his pupils are huge

>>52619824

>>52617068
test

>>52617068
Why is he obsessed with this retarded hairstyle?

>>52623286
and then niggers took over surveillance state

>>52626595
His wife looks like a man.

>>52626716
Hot as fuck man i might add

>>52617130
109 btw

>>52617068
>excuse me, could you clear out the restaurant? we need to photograph this billionaire larping as a prole

>>52626813
Incidentally did you know Xi's only daughter lives in Boston and takes all kinds of cock?

>>52617068
>State Street Brats
Fuark, some good times there

>>52626852
The webm of him eating toast in his kitchen was frightening small children. Better to get him out and about.

>>52621569
Imagine if both.

>>52617068
thats some disgusting food

there was the short period where he thought he could also run for president because trump won, but then he got smacked down back to earth because he is a nerd linger

>>52617068
>just like us!

>>52617733
Who are you gonna use that on?

where is the coke?

>>52621343
>>52621348
kek

>>52617116
Moot

>>52617130
i mean in this case he really was just like us
wonder what turned him into a reptilian robot as opposed to being a massive shitposter

>>52626716
Scoopsie BTFO