/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52609233
Kek marriage in current year JUSTED

>>52609233
Just put all the crypto in your own wallet and run away from her.

She is an oathbreaker of a wife OP. She swore to be your wife through sickness and through thin. Shes a cunt. Put all your money into crypto and fucking bail. Divorce her. Don't get caught though because a court can make you pay her 100% of your crypto and claim you were fraud. Ive seen it happen. Wives are horrible investments.

>she divorces you when you're down
50%
>takes half
>which is 25% when the bull market resumes
Take the deal OP.

bottom signal
>>52609485

>>52609233
>2000 +22
>falling for the marriage meme
why would you do that OP?

She doesn't love you. Leave her.

>I invested heavily in tech stocks and crypto and we were doing very well until this recession
>years of our savings
>she thinks I'm at fault for it.
You are.

>>52609233
I would also be concerned if my husband lost half of our savings buying fake internet money.

>>52609233
Well I mean it is your fault, you invested in those things.

However, if they did a x3, she would be kissing your dick, it's (((our))) money, etc.

As it is, fuck this hoe, and get rid. If her main concern is money, then she's a bitch and for the streets.

>>52609233
she never loved you. Agree on the divorce. Good Riddance.

>>52609415

>>52609237
This, I've done wedding photography and it's a fucking nightmare out there.

This woman is a whore. She doesn't love you. If you become sick and need support, do you think this cheap whore will stay with you and help you? Read what you wrote and ask yourself if this is the piece of shit you want to have in your life.

Can't relate. Been crushing this bear market, and playing the ranges.

>>52609780
Yes she does. She's obviously just panicking. Every market cycles. Just DCA in, and tell her to relax

>>52609801
They were headed to the bedroom, weren’t they?

>>52609830
Sadly a lot of people fall in love with the idea of a woman and can’t bring themselves to let go of that idea when it’s clear the woman was never that person to begin with.

>>52609854
She was everything I ever dreamed of.
And I won't let shit evil people drag her down into the cess pit with the rest.
You have surrounded your self with the scum of the earth. Run!

Once they say "considering" divorce, it's over. No turning back.

>>52609848
KEK

>>52609233
>women don't care about money
you personality not cutting it op ?

>>52609233
Ahhh made all the mistakes.
>Never tell how much you make
>Never tell how much you worth
>Involving women in finance

Never do this you gain a woman in fo the money.

Don't say i don't have the money say I don't see the value preposition.

>>52609905
>Ahhh
Shut the fuck up, queer

I've done about 5000km this week.
Brisbane to Melbourne to Adelaide, now on way back.

Been so action packed, but still find time to write. Your always on my mind.
Wish you were here..
You do love me btw

Not sure who makes the larp threads. Sometimes I think it's you..maybe you think it's me, but it's not

>>52609958
You will die on a lithium fire and your last thoughts will be "why won't the door open"

>>52610082
Lifep04 chemistry doesn't burn like lithium iorn. Also, I'm a chad diver and won't crash.
Keeping eye out for skippy tho. They like to jump out on road at night.

>>52609233
Not your keys not your wife.

>>52609233
>I invested heavily
>she thinks I'm at fault
You are. Enjoy losing the rest of your money to fund her second ride on the dick carousel.

Fuck her bros. Polygon community has your back. screw your wife. She'll try to crawl back when the bull run hits.

You simply don't gamble when you have a family. She is right, you fucked up. Gambling is a luxury for a single man. One of the few luxuries actually.

CR7 Coin has your back too

>>52609233
Checked. Anon, you're not supposed to marry in a bear market, also how much did SHE invest? Probably zero. zip. nada. Yet she complains. I hate women moderately

>>52609233
>she thinks I'm at fault for it.
because it is, you gambled you're family's wealth on magic internet money and now half is gone
>It's over isn't it bros
yes, she's probably fucking some pmg chad right now

Never invest more than you can afford to lose. Guess your marriage wasn't that valuable after all.

>>52610189
>Lifep04
It's LiFePO4 (letter O) and it's a type of lithium-ion battery chemistry
Still true that the idea of dying in a battery fire is fucking dumb though

>>52611392
EVs spontaneously combust from thermal runaway all the time. Tesla pull a neat trick right before they erupt in flames. You see, the interior door handles are electronic and the power loss before the battery explodes ensures that you are trapped inside and burned alive from the feet up. Oh, and 1st responders won't be able to open the door from the outside because the door handles have disappeared into the door KEK!

>>52609233

good times brings ungraful wife, bad times bring the perfect one.

>>52609233
Its only halved if you sell, women fail to understand even this basic concept of investing.

>>52609233
FWTDHWQAD soon brothers....

>>52611486
Tell me, what happened to those people?

>>52609716
>our

>>52611486
>the interior door handles are electronic and the power loss before the battery explodes ensures that you are trapped inside and burned alive
I guess they couldn't make them fail open because of theft? But I'd rather have my car stolen than burn me to death.

>>52612311
But actually the doors could just be mechanical.

>>52610201
How to obtain private keys to wife ser?

>>52611486
>Batteries erupt into molten lava

Lel

>>52612311
Pretty sure there is a failsafe open

>>52609237
I'll put it this way...the two most miserable types of people I know are those that have lost their parents recently and those that are married (or are in a shitty relationship). And quite frankly, I'm a lot more worried about the married people killing themselves than the people who lost their parents.

screw her and nut inside her

>>52609233
This is why I preach privacy, I mean hiding your transaction details from your wife's prying eyes would have solved a lot of issues.

>>52612321
But how will the three letter agencies, government and police remotely lock you in or out of your car without your consent if they deem you a threat? All future cars need to be fully electronic and also connected to the internet so they can have full control over everything

>>52611486
A concern but you greatly exaggerate. This was an issue and a lawsuit in 2019 when someone burned to death after they ran their Tesla into a tree. Now there are manual safety latches, though they probably could and should be improved upon further.
EV batteries going up in flames is very rare. Might as well try to convince people to stop using smartphones because their batteries exploding and causing fires are way more common

>>52610189
your last thoughts will be "why won't the doors open"

You haven’t lost until you’ve sold. We’ve had almost 12 years of almost non stop growth from QE stopped only by a fake Covid scam to reset the world.

Just relax CBDCs are coming , the FED will cut rates so will BOE and every other Central Bank...

>>52613765

Wife needs to fucking chill out. She thought we could print money forever ?

Paper handed bitch

>>52609827
greentext pls

>>52609233
Fuck her. Sign an agreement that if you get divorced now she won't be able to come after your gains.

Why tf would you get legally married? (Or ever set foot in a state that recognizes common law marriage).
Just have a ceremony and come up with some vows. Hell, even wear rings if ya want.

>>52609840
Women love to get that feeling that things will be alright. Make him understand that this is just a phase, and improve his communication skills. Constant game nights and purchase games like Family Feud and Scene IT from Target stores. I believe this will help. >>52609233

>>52610403
What the fuck is that cuck mentality, so you’re buying muh vanguard funds only? Get real if you want your kids to make it

>>52612407
both parents simultaneously?
父母双方同时?

>>52610403
>One of the few luxuries
What are the others?

>>52609233
Good chance you'll be a lot happier without her.
The only thing I regret with my ex is marrying her and wasting a decade of my life, money, etc on a failed relationship. Luckily, we didn't have kids at least so there's no little ones suffering because of my bad decisions.
I still would like a good wife and kids, I feel like I've learned from the last time, but it's a pain trying to find someone not taken or not already a single mom or other shit. Still would rather be single than be raising someone else's kids or with a fucking whale, etc.

>>52609233
it's over

>>52609233
you are basically in the same situation as if you paid a prostitute weekly

>>52612407
>and those that are marrie
You mean to say, those marriages you saw in the shitty sitcoms you watch showed shitty marriages of unhappy people

>>52611486 #
>t. Never experienced a model 3
They have manual door releases inside, and while the handle its flush outside, it operates without electricity.
>https://youtu.be/2Zw2IqCj_HA [Open]

I'd have a lot less trust in chink engineering for sure, but it's amusing you seem to think there aren't loads of petrol fires (there are more)

Here's a comparison of lithium ion to LiFePO4 batteries in various conditions that show how much safer they are.
>https://youtu.be/Qzt9RZ0FQyM [Open]

>ID change cos fag jannies banned my IP for a post when someone else had this IP, kek

>>52609237
VIRGIN detected. i love my wife and she loves me!

>>52609233
>I invested heavily in tech stocks and crypto
Your wife married a halfwit. Obviously she wants to reverse that mistake.

>>52611860
>Its only halved if you sell
Yeah, he should wait until it's quartered.
Cryptofags are the greatest lolcows of the 21st century.

>>52611969
>he doesn't know the legal obligations that come with marriage
Be thankful you're an incel, and will never have to deal with them.

>>52609780
>agree on losing half of everything you own and paying child maintenance
Yeah, it's that simple.

>>52609233
sounds like a gold digging whore

>>52609905
>this level of incel
A woman will never marry you until she finds out what you're worth.

>>52609233
just gamble harder and make it all back

>>52609716
would you divorce him if he bought 9 months earlier and quadrupled your money with the exact same activity?? or if he quadruples your money in 18 months with the exact same activity (which he will only down 50% right now)? Again: the exact same activity?

Lesson to all young men; women stand at the finish line and fuck the winners. They don't care how you get there.

>>52609485
This OP. Sooner the better before the next bullrun starts.

>>52616641
>before the next bullrun starts

>>52609233
Dude just show her the cyclical market cycles. This month is literally the lowest ebb.

If she does divorce you over this, it will be funny when you get rich over the next cycle. It will send her into a (deserved) depressionary spiral.

>>52609233
at least you'll only need to give her 25% of your stuff

>>52616661
No, it will just boost her alimony payments while she fucks Chad Thundercock.

>>52609233
Do you have kids together? If not, you should strongly consider divorce after figuring out how to hide your assets and leave her with nothing. My suggestion would be pump and dumping your own shitcoin using a small percentage of your money, but saying you lost it all and secretly having most of it in monero or something

>>52616714
No she'll be depressed missing out on "what should have been hers."

>>52609716
cute. you have an OF ?

>>52609801

>>52609801
>>52617622
YJK

>>52617622
kek what a bitch

>>52609233
You're asking a board full of incels and jeets about marriage advice, what answers did you expect anon?

1. Did you withdraw the funds or are you still invested?
2. If you're still in, buy a book about basic economics and beat your wife with it, then make her read it. Explain to her that your funds aren't lost as long as you didn't sell (which I hope you didn't).
3. Explain to her that the whole world is experiencing recession and straight forward heading into depression. People are getting rekt left and right, and the retards who hold cash will be even more fucked in the future. Line goes down, line goes up. It might take a few years but eventually the markets will recover and you will reach your invested value again, then make even more money in the next bullrun.
4. Explain to her that we're experiencing a once in a life time investment oppurtunity, then keep stacking gold, silver and bitcoin.

If she doesn't understand this she's retarded. It's also her faul for trusting you with her money. Good luck Anon.

>>52610082
>>52613170
>ice cucks still seething
lmao

>>52609827
Is there any you can share?
>not your own ofc

>>52612407
I lost my parents recently. Mom 4 years ago, dad almost one year ago. This is accurate

>>52609233
>Wife is considering divorce because of bear market
lol, right because of the "market"
defintely not
>constantly bitching to wife about the market
>doubling down on losses to try to recover
>staring at graphs alone in the dark for hours like they're magic 8 balls
>every social setting glued to your phone
>never stfu about fotm schemes
>secretly moving around joint finances
yep, definitely not tired of your shit, it's the market

>>52617963
>Explain to her that your funds aren't lost as long as you didn't sell
This is horrible advice. If your shit is clearly never going to recover don't baghold.

>>52609233
Tell her to stick to the things she's good at and stfu

>>52618468
Found the roastie

>>52619380
but she's doing exactly what shes good at

>>52609233
You told your wife how much you invest ? Are you fucking retarded you stupid nigger ?

>>52609233
Shoulda stuck to DOGE, BCH, LTC

>>52609905

Nah, you tell them. You just don't tell them everything.

>>52609233
It's just numbers on a screen. Tell her you invested in a pump and made your money back.
Also if see talks about divorce you are already fucked. You could also "lose" the rest of your money so you don't have to give her anything in divorce.