/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52604537
Homeless. I refuse to work. Thank god crypto made me rich.

>>52604537
homeless in CA. BTW i identify as a women and transitioning now. looks like i m no more homeless....https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-11-18/san-francisco-launches-guaranteed-income-program-for-transgender-residents

Ziggy says you're a homeless crack addict and you have to go in there and service that john, lest your pimp get too suspicious

>>52604537
Neither

>>52604537
homeless. at least i'm still free.

>>52604537
Wageslaving and homeless, why not both?

>>52604550
More like thank god mommy and daddy's basement is comfy and they pay for everything and feed me tendies at will

>>52604707
That was me before the bull run yes. Now I bought my own place.

>>52604734
i plan to do the same as soon as i get my money back from celsius and FTX

>>52604774
reason #7540582 why all fatties should be executed in minecraft

>>52604774
>clean it up janny

>>52604774
Oh say can you shart in the local walmart

>>52604537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

It's an abstract kind of hell.

>>52604942
>walmart

>>52605076

>>52604537
Homeless

>>52604537
What kind of homeless are we talking about here? A van with a microwave and a mobile Starlink terminal is all you need

>>52605331
are you fucking retarded? that would cost more than just renting

A recruiter just contacted me to do a phone interview for a job I applied for.
I don't know if I really want the job though.

>>52604537
based captain Archer poster

>>52605171
Is that a sonichu medallion?

>>52606020
fucking kek, that's what I thought it was at first too.

dead

>>52604537
Homeless > Death > Wageslave

It’s not that I don’t want to work, it’s that I don’t want to work for our gay ass system. I work everyday in the woods and nature but I’m not making any money, so the likelihood of me being able to propagate my offspring is slim to none. Granted, I’ll always have this wonderful nature and mommy daddy taking care of me, but I’m being essentially forced to be incel or be forced to leave this wonderful forest oasis I’m building. I hate clown world so fucking much bros

T. NEETing on 15 acres

>>52605419
MOBILE
COMMAND
CENTER

>>52604537
wage, I like to work and eat in the same place (macdonlads)
at least it's a good way to afford my dext bags, it's the only way to stay here

Homeless

>>52604550
> Thank god crypto made me rich.
based

>>52604537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kav7tifmyTg

-Wageslave
-high credit score
-take out lines of 0% apr for 2 years credit and student loans for another go around the college meme but online to save money
-live in cheap places like a white midwest city or taiwan to fuck sideways pussy
-work online at some meme job with certs making just enough to qualify for tax credits for basic needs like healthcare or education
-minimum payments using more credit and loans taking advantage of the FED knocking interest rates down again once the demand is crushed by recession
-put all money into dcaing the market once it goes down more
-get a graduate degree in machine learning
-crypto goes back up
-have my bots do work for me
-multiple income streams and never pay off my loans while fleeing to ulaanbaatar in mongolia because 80% of the population is under 40 so lots of chicks dtf with a westerner in a no-extradition country

Easy.

>>52605171
A good wagieshine is always humorous.

>>52611489
>mongolia
Being in a nation with such heavy chinese influence could be risky to your assets. You and your money could easily end up trapped there due to capital controls/lockdowns.

>>52615112
The mongols will rise up and restore the empire.

>>52604645
I did this when I was 18, lived in a tent on the edge of a lightly wooded area by a cow field and a small private airfield. Was pretty comfy desu