/biz/ - Business & Finance

Elon Musk is getting absolutely HEEM'd

Nuns heal the market.

if you FOMO'd into GEO because of Burry, you will regret not selling today. I've also seen too many normies hyping it up now.

>>52570926
(Female) Nuns versus (Female) Brokers?
Who wins?

>>52570913
Should be
pre bell bot murican edition

Hey HOME RUN options anon, are you still around? How's your trading been going?

>>52570920
do we know how much silver TSLA has in inventory?

>>52570933
What about QRTEA

>>52570937
I will impregnate both!

>>52570955
I don't know, but you can play The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt in your Tesla.

>>52570937
Obviously we need Nun OL brokers. Imagine how bullish it would be.

I can't buy on green. How do I trick my brain into averaging up?

anyone use VWAP for intraday trading and had success??

come on TSLA dump you pos.

>>52570928
>There aren't any shares left on the market man. Zero shares
>reddit is pumping GME and AMC while /smg/ was DRSing the S&P 500
WE OWN THE FLOAT!!!! MOASS SPY TO 10000000

>>52570976
You have a better chance of crossing your fingers, closing your eyes, and spinning around 3 times

>>52570963
Not too late there. GEO's just run its course from the midterm results, and I suspect it was just a swing trade by Burry.

If one must own private prisons, CXW is the better choice anyhow.

>>52570976
My friend uses VWAP for trading, I use my instinct. He's down 40% today, I'm up 10%. Do what you will with that information

>Supposed leaks saying Zuckerberg is leaving Meta next year as CEO
Imagine running one of the top glowie data farming sites and then fucking it up because you liked playing Second Life.

feel like I want to get into divvies probably SPYD, but it's way too early, not going to be a good time until the crash really plays out
feel like buying around $5-8 would be right
anyone else thinking like this?

>>52570905
>It's a porn star who was moderately famous like 6 years ago, but I don't remember her name.
Don't forget about me kek

Wassup, that's perfect! Everybody knows that crypto is the future, but have ya tried Bspin?

>Safe, secure Casino with a wide variety of provably fair Bitcoins games
>Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool
>Trustworthy / Lightning fast performance / Champion minded team of experts

Sold some SOXL and UPRO, what do I buy to make back what I lost on nigga bitfarms? Is that shit going to go back up?

>>52571036
whats her name?

>>52571041

>>52571041

It's been a great week. These types of gains are totally sustainable, right /smg, r-right?

>>52571047
just double down on BITF we're literaly at the generational bottom for bitcon

>>52571052
Izzy Réal

are the glowies shilling shit on /smg/ now? Seems we have an influx of shills

>>52570920
He been selling lots of shares for a while now

You know what. Just nutted to some free cam girl porn and delighting in the post-nut clarity. I needed that. Got myself out of the panic of my contracts eating poo-poo and realized that this sort of thing is the exact reason why I give my contracts an expiration with breathing room.
Jumping off, bros. Going to drink some mid-day London Mules and watch Fraiser.

>>52571090
It's always gayest before the dawn.

>>52571073
Who would buy anything tied to made up digital dollarydoos?

Had a good night in the online casino last night. I swear I do better at that then stocks.

>>52571090
Buy amazon, and Tesla, do the needful sir.

>>52571015
Subjective trading is superior to objects trading in every way. Feeling and emotions drive markets not math.

>>52570976
yes
but you only use it as of one of many, many indicators that you look at
I disagree with the strategies where it's entirely focused on VWAP
you can use VWAP as indicator for
>if it's trading above VWAP it is bullish
>if it's trading below VWAP it is bearish
>if it's trading way too high above VWAP it is bearish
>if it's trading way far below VWAP it is bullish
if you're a momentum trader, looking to trade on breakouts, you are looking to only be long when the stock is trading above VWAP
if you're a scalper / looking to fade rips and buy dips, you use VWAP as a contrarian indicator for when the price gets too far away from it
again I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to not use VWAP as your primary and only indicator
the most important indicators are
>what is the dollar doing
>what is the debt market doing
>what are commodities doing
....
....
....
powergap
then way down the list
>what is the VWAP for this individual security today

>>52571105
umm you will
next year
CBDC

>>52571093
Stop watching porn. If you can't jerk off with your own imagination that means you are a coom brain and need help anyway.

Play in only the trusted casinos! Like Bspin.

>Casino with Bitcoin main currency
>Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
>Up to 20% CashBack bonus and the greatest benefits

>>52571109
are you ok now fathands? I saw your sperout earlier.

>>52570913
Is it too late to buy SOXL?

>>52571073
So far bulls today have said
>450 spy for Christmas
>generational bottom of bitcoin
And
>there's no one left to sell in the stockmarket

>>52571144

>>52571148
No one cares what you saw, you oversocialized faggot dipshit. Go tell your fuckin' ~social hierarchy~ i.e. village of imaginary friends.

>>52571041
Good morning sir!

>>52571148
Yeah I got back on my meds, just a minor bump in the road. I was also pissed that scoopsies wasn't answering my question.

bot activity increases significantly an hour before closing bell, interesting

>hurrrr we know a little something about you
Yeah same to you, i.e. how you're a fucking faggot who just goes around giving people shit to feel important when you're actually just some b-tier glowfaggot toolshed

>>52571153
Two of those are true. SPY will be approaching 450 by year end, there are no natural sellers but bitcoin is less certain

Can't wait to see Shitcoin dead.

>>52571153
kek
yes
and we were all 100% serious and giving sincere financial advice and you're a fool for not following it unquesitoningly. SPY to 500 EOY dont get left behind sucker

>>52571135
CDBC = Digital version of cash
Shitcoins = ones and zeroes that are worth x amount because I said so.

>>52571171
nothing chloroform can't solve.

>>52571169
Actually it's evening over there I think

>>52571115
Yeah, he'll talk about random shit and justifying his target with numbers meanwhile I dont have a particular bias and tend to do well but take profits a bit early tho.

>>52571167
What the fucks your problem chud?

>>52571213
>he knows literally nothing about monetary theory or economics

>>52571213
okay who's gonna tell him?

>>52571134
based and thanks. yeah i have the dollar / bond yields as part of my process and VWAP is just a little extra thing. what time-frames do you use it on? the 1min candles?

>>52571203
die! idk, but once btc falls below 10k, the crypto pits will start getting quiet again

>>52571203
booba

>>52571232
What the fuck is VWAP? Very wet ass pussy?

>>52571231
kek i was gonna but it'll be funnier when he finds out the hard way

I just realized it's over for me... I will never amount to anything more than a stupid rice fucking burner. I'm going to go kill my self.

>>52571213
nice bait

>>52571232
vwap is vwap on any time frame
it's the weighted average price, for all the trades that day / period (as afterhours / premarket on most charts will show a different vwap)

These things are very simple.

>3rd bear flag formed
>buy puts on flag break

>break above trendline
>wait for pullback to retest, after bounce go long

>>52571243
Yes - I like to look at very wet ass pussy before entering a trade, VWAP

>>52571248
post gookfus titties first

So i took a roll of toilet paper from work and am currently taking a shit. This toilet paper is so cheap you can literally see through it. This is the toilet paper the cubicle cucks at the office I clean have to use. Lol. Lmao even.

>>52571248
dibs on his boots.

>>52571031
this is the one thing you don't want to do. Student loans are guaranteed by the US Gov't meaning if you don't follow thru on at least pretending to follow up with these people. At some point you breach good faith, and once that happens Gov't just keeps the loan going and reaches in to your paycheck and your boss is the enforcement arm of the Gov't & bankers. Breach of contract and they've got you by the balls.

why are burlington abercrombie and fitch and american eagle up 15%?>

>>52571284
Whenever I use a bathroom with shitty toilet paper like that I make sure to piss and shit everywhere in protest and leave a mess

>>52571248
post nudes and then go ahead

>>52571252
>vwap is vwap on any time frame
right but which timeframe do YOU like to use it on?

GET READY FOR SOUR MINUTE, ACTUALLY SOUR NANO SECOND. MY ALGO IS ABOUT TO MAKE 2 CENTS ON THIS RED CANDLE

>>52571248
RIP in pepperoni

>>52571304
imagine having a boss and wages that can be garnished lol what a cuck

>>52571284
Singly ply is absolute junk

SOXS or SOXL?

>>52571284
>referring to someone as a cubicle cuck
>cleans toilets for a living

>>52571342
SOXL
Whatever happens, go long longterm

>>52571284
I just fold it until it gets to the desired thickness

>>52571342
Dumb animeposter

>>52571284
just use your left hand like a normal person and wash it in the tank on top of the toilet

>>52570971
You don't. The green is fake anyway, the market usually dumps after black friday and we've got 1) powell 2) the threat of a fucking us government shutdown in the next 3 weeks. This thread is so full of zoomers and retards that I've seen people saying this is a "santa rally" because these mouthbreathers don't know a single fucking thing about what they're talking about. The market is clearly going to retrace, at least because of fear of Powell jackson cornholing it again. From there it'll swing up in the actual santa rally, which will occur after the 16th (you know, in the actual range when santa rallies are supposed to occur, not in fucking november).

>>52571309
>>52571337
You guys want to see my shit? I ate a lot of broccoli last night. It's literally a pile. I was impressed. Hold on let me switch my IP before it gets banned

>>52571383

The market has an odor today.

>>52571383
You gotta cut back on the booze man that's looking unhealthy

>>52571308
I bought their clothes for black friday (I actually bought us polo assn and hollister)

>>52571284
>cubicle cucks
you literally clean offices for a living rocker. you're even lower than cubicle cucks

No one ever responds to my posts about dividends ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSnR80kY0m0

>>52571304
Spent five years teaching nigglets math, six more months and the taxpayer forgives my loans.

>>52571383
>You guys want to see my shit?

>>52571371
what's wrong with anime?

>>52571419
at least 30 posters itt are bots

lol

>>52571342
SOVL

>>52571450
there's no point in botting /smg/.
even if it only costs $12, still no point. we're literally just a group of tards of various levels of wealth, and mental health.

>>52571284
Just use your hand you stupid right winger. The ice caps might melt as another one grows. Do you want New York city underwater? Are you trying to flood Obama's Martha's vineyard beach House CHUD? We just cut down 14 million trees in Ireland to install a couple windmills because we are green and care about the planet. And don't even think about flushing the toilet you planet killer!

>>52571419
I've heard that dividends are your friend

>>52571410
It was way more impressive in person. I wish one of you guys were here to get a first hand look. I through our my back over the weekend and one of the muscles included was the one that helps you push out shit. So I kind of just have to sit and let it fall out.

>>52571450
beep-boop nigga

>>52571323
go to vwap on 1 minute, 3 minute, 5 minute, 15 minute
what is it on each
it's the same
you're really just then asking me what timeframe do I like to look at
you should look at several timeframes for the same security, personally I like to look at the 1 minute, 5 minute, 15 minute, 1 hour, 4 hour, 1 day, 1 week

>>52571450
How do you know you're not a bot?

kek
how many of you lost money on this one?
Just how cooked are those books to pretend Best Buy had a good quarter.

Why does it feel like the market is topping?

>>52571490
a dozen real posters. 1:2 ratio, average

>>52571508
>I through our my back over the weekend
ugly, fat, weak, etc
you should be ashamed of yourself for continuing to breathe.

>>52571530
She absolutely fucks that dog

>>52571530
who is this hapa chick and why is she always posted?

>>52571342

>>52571419
That divvy looks like junk, happy?

>>52571530
probably because /biz/ seems mostly bullish which is a good indicator that the top is in or near

>>52571425
did they learn?

>>52571547
I'm a beautiful, strong, hamchad. You think the words of some lanklet NEET are going to affect me?

>>52571574
I didn't even mention one in that post
Anyway I was asking about the possibility/likelihood of buying SPYD post crash at about $5

>>52571603
I know I found your one other post. etf's are mostly managed junk.

help me turn $100 into $500 in the next hour

>time in the market beats timing the market
ft. wrinked aberration of nature only sustained by modern medicine

>>52571659
modern medicine is a joke. Average lifespan of doctors is less than the average of the population. And people actually listen to these idiots

>>52571658
All on red

>>52571658
0dte SPY 400 LFG

why has no one shilled msgm?

Right before power/sour/shower hour, still rising. Weird that yesterday was red markets and it closed at around $250, having reached highs into the 330s, but today with green markets it's struggling to break $100. Green is green though.

>>52571587
No.

Semiconductors. Yay or Nay?

>>52571726
Eh, one last update before the final hour, because it has indeed broken 100 since I started making that post.

>omg nobody talks about divvys!
>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PUMP MY PENSION SO I CAN RETIRE

It's probably a good thing this is a short week. I'm hook on a particular vidya game and haven't been paying much attention. What the hell is everyone trading this week?

>>52571419
Why do dividends when options exist? its a mid strat, what is there to talk about? how you're too lazy to sell your own stock? How you're too lazy to learn options? How you're too cucked to dream? You want everything done for you a robot literally does your job better and you sit here wanting to talk about your incompetence. You're too stupid to know you're embarrassing yourself.

>>52571762
Every single one of the stocks are green too. Yesterday one was slightly red but the rest stayed green all day.

>>52571761
Long long term yeah
Short term its a gamble

BUY REDDIT BUY

>>52571682
Rockefeller foundation created the American Medical Association, and they were huge depopulationists. They won't cure diseases, because all this excess of people need to die from something. Also, their is no money in curing diseases, as healthy people don't need constant medication. The money is in treating the symptoms of diseases for the rest of a patients life.

Shower hour time

>>52571419
Just buy JEPI. That's all you need to know about dividend/income stocks.

why is the volume so low

>>52571822
It's a holiday week, nobody is paying attention to the markets. Most people took the whole week off from work

>>52571822
Because it's a fake fucking pump. What do you expect?

No more sellers

>>52571822
1 day before fed announce, holiday weekend most people fucked off

>>52571071
Great job on buying the right $200 Lotto ticket option, anon. I hope you make it, sincerely
t. It takes one to know one

>>52571682
doctors are pro-vax
many such cases

man i hate taking losses i dont think im wrong on

>>52571818
>washing off the pheromones that attract females
NGMI

>>52571848
whats the fed announcing?

>>52571071
only 92% on options? yeah you're not making enough to cover your risk

>>52571820
Since I think a recession is coming I'm 100% JEPI in my Roth IRA. I'll move back to growth stocks whenever the recession ends.

>>52571822
There is a sewage leak in the NYSE building and it smells. This pump is being done entirely by retail with robinhood accounts.

>>52571870
0.5%, and decreasing rate hike pace

>>52571761
Hahahahahahahaha

>>52571815
>Rockefeller foundation created the American Medical Association
They also laid the foundations for public relation firms when they had to deal with the fallout of the Ludlow Massacre in 1914.

>>52571860
I have to wash off the medicated ointments every day...

>>52571870
The Santa rally.

>>52571881
ah, I figured that wasn't till the actual fed meeting in like 3 weeks

>>52571881
>1.0%

FTFY

Bulls need to be brought to heel

>>52571858
just don't take the losses and continue living in the illusion that you're not wrong duh

do i hold my 396 puts for tomorrow or sell for a loss

>>52571890
>medicated ointments
Ok please elaborate

>>52571883
yes or no

>>52571526
The fuck? I sense Judaism. Not even black Friday could save those shitty retailer

>>52571815
>The money is in treating the symptoms of diseases for the rest of a patients life.
I used to believe this was a conspiracy theory because I wanted to, but actually working in medical research it absolutely is the truth. Having a profit motive in healthcare is absolutely evil.

Just hit 400.00 already so the bots will turn off

>>52571908
Nothing special. I just have skin fungus, mostly on my feet but also my back. Have had it since I was a kid... unable to completely eliminate it, but daily creams keep it mostly in check

>>52571761
It's spelled yea or nay, anon.

>>52571897
its only the minutes from this month, but they are going to confirm the "rumors" on which the market has been rallying fort a month

>>52571916
they probably closed a couple stores

>>52571905
what's the % to say "you're wrong"

>>52571928
>>52571928
have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>52571917
Reminder that there are dozens of people who had "groundbreaking cancer treatment research" that coincidentally died before they gave speeches or public releases.

>>52571928
That sounds real terrible, what the hell causes that? My employee has full body eczema which sounds awful too. Why are you bodies so gay and fight you?
>>52571958
Pretty sad that people are so greedy that even bettering humanity is off the table

>>52571958
i saw firsthand a revolutionary personalized blood test that could find stage 1 cancer get bought up by a biotech and put on the shelf never to be heard from again

>>52571381
I don't mean this week but in general. I try to be an investor but I can only ever buy once. After a position is at +10% or more I can never bring myself to average up.

>>52571967
It's not like eczema. It's just the same fungus that causes athlete's foot. Typically, it starts on the feet, but if it's able to get under the toenails it becomes almost impossible to eliminate. There are some pills you can take in addition to creams that supposedly work better... but they really fuck with your liver so you can't drink alcohol while you're on them... and, no, not doing that. I need alcohol

>>52571993
>investor
Investor means long term, not short term buying and selling. So you'd be buying red every time to DCA downwards and in 5 years you'll be up assuming a market recovery.

>>52571946
99.23% with "buy orders suspended"
no relation to any current position I hold

>>52571917
>I used to believe this was a conspiracy theory because I wanted to, but actually working in medical research it absolutely is the truth. Having a profit motive in healthcare is absolutely evil.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
CUMMIN TO SAVE THE M*FUCKING DAY YEAR

>>52572035
I know what an investor is and I didn't mention selling.

>>52571967
Some of the 50+ vaccines mandated for babies and children have been linked to excema in kids that stay with a person their whole lives

>>52572054
>The meme of finding a backdoor Asian shaman who just prescribes a green tea concoction that cures everything is real.

Do I suicide hold my nov,25 401 calls into tomorrow AM?

Anybody make any money today? My bonds are going to the moon!

pass the danish

>>52571917
Thats why they push trans retardation so much. Industry is making bank of those retards.

>>52572079
What are they, how much you down?

should i hold these or naw

>>52572068
Makes sense since it's an auto-immune disorder

fake and gay thanksgiving week pump. next week we go back to 390

>>52570926
how do you get ai to generate those fuckable hips?

You would think both the left and right could come together against the evil greedy pharmaceutical industrial complex, but the left loves big mega billion corporations like Pfizer now.

>>52572079
>just 2 bucks away
Tantalizing.

>>52572125
AI knows what the people want.

>>52571526
>best buy
in retrospect the writing was on the wall, this webpage said yesterday "dont expect best buys earnings to be a slam dunk" which meant buy calls its going to pump, theyve since updated the page to say "best buy surging"
shameful cramer-esque
https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3e5c73ac-73ce-3b00-9a19-37a6d158833b/don%E2%80%99t-expect-best-buy%E2%80%99s.html

stop buying puts and it will go back down frens

hopium rally on half the volume, nah, not buying it

Thank you buy puts fag. I closed my shorts today because of you buddy. I didn't play the upside, I'm just sitting in cash, but gains are gains.

>>52572152
I've been absolutely inundated with "this rally still has legs" articles for the last two weeks and here we are testing the same fucking 400 resistance for the 20th time in two weeks

No point in giving up now, I'm just going to keep shorting until it goes down or my account blows up

Oil.

Vix btfo

>>52571036
who is this whore and why is being shilled on /biz/?

I wanna say lena something or something lena.

>>52572213
someone we're trying to ID

VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED VIX GAP FILLED

ASO sisters finally the promised land of 50+ can we hold the line

>>52571935
I bought MULN instead

Why is essemgee volume so low today? Don't tell me you have families and shit for holiday events.

>>52572077
My mother got a tea out of one of those old-fashioned Chinese herb/Medicine shops, in Thailand.
It even had crushed sea shells in it, the whole package must've weighed 2-3kg.
Cured her high blood pressure.

>>52571526
Inflation goes somewhere, anon. As such, Books are inflated. And big numbers make markets go up. It's that simple.

anyone going short?

>>52572312
Why did she do that?

>>52572077
I drink a shitload of tea, especially green tea. This must be why I am a sexual tyrannosaur.

>>52572312
$397 11/23 shorts opened just now. I think $400 will get rejected.

>>52555235
>>52555235
>>52555235
>>52555235
Oh yeah? Yeah is that it? Yeah? That's what you're saying is it? Thanks, I made 63% in a day with a CFD on best buy.

WALLA

JUST LIKE THAT SPX WILL NEVER GO UNDER 4000 AGAIN!!

>>52572312
already have, I'm betting on spy going below 350 by eoy

>>52572337
i'm bagholding 396 puts for tomorrow

The VIX has been pretty range bound this year and when the it goes to 19 or so, we seem to start a new down cycle, be prepared

I really hate the ban evading faggot who keeps spamming these disguising webms

>>52572354
>(((Dimon)))
Pump my JPM bags, you cryptokike.

>>52572312
no place for it to go but down. bear flag in down trend

>>52572125
Basically what >>52572138
said.
When singularity hits, it'll be comfy time for mankind. In all sorts of ways.

>>52572341
just inversing logic? its a good strategy in 2022 but don't pretend you actually used due diligence to come across that trade

>>52572343
wow, /smg/ poster using spx with the correct number of digits in the price
unprecedented and bullish

>>52572354
should have told you all to know

>>52555107
Any Day now, the Big Crab is gonna eat the smol crab

>>52572382
I was arguing with that guy that best buy was a best buy and he was saying it wasn't.
I didn't make the trade based on inverting what he said.
All US retail is doing well and BBY was down a huge amount before the release.

>>52572389
>not mixing and matching between the SPY price and the price of the S&P
wow, do you even regularly post here?

>>52572389
wow it's almost like some people trade SPX and some people trade SPY

>>52572375
>>52572375

I made money today anons. Should I buy puts?

>>52572398
>All US retail is doing well and BBY was down a huge amount before the release.
best buy had some really dire news releases leading up to earnings but I didnt gamble on it however my logic was sound kek this was me
>>52554351

Thanks, satan

wtf I thought the market was unsustainable why is it still going up

>>52572429
its not look at the volume

>>52572426
Kek, I admire your honesty.

I just bought a couple puts for Friday. $287 QQQ puts. Am I retarded?

why are you all talking about puts going into thanksgiving?

>>52572429
Dollar losing value so market pumping

gas bros i keep winning... poor ass niggas doubted the EU squeeze

>>52572446
Because the shills here are selling puts.

FOMC Minutes tomorrow. Gonna be a stinky one tomorrow

>>52572446
they enjoy losing money. also, some tard keeps talking about "always red on nigger friday". obvious bobo cope.

>>52572418
dxy broke down on the bearflag. bullish for stocks

>>52572446
Last two years black friday have been red as fuck because bobo strikes when no one is around

thanks bobo

>>52572476
meaningless without the position(s)

>>52572446
Well mine don't exp to Friday. These are long term leaps to me just bought a min ago. I have all the time in the world

>>52572474
seems like no one is around now too

The s&p surely won't go higher than 4100 before a pullback

>>52572467
That's a man

>>52572486
They don't care. Their purpose is to troll and shit up the thread. They spend their entire day, every day, trying to make life unpleasant for people, and it's never even funny. There's never any creativity or insight or novelty.

Just some faggot bringing his faggot fartcloud everywhere he goes.

>>52572476
You're welcome. Now can I get some of my money back? Somebody hacked my account yea that's it

>>52572476
I'm down 52% today bought puts in the AM you're welcome

>>52572535
same

wish i put more than 2% of my portfolio into nat gas. ltierally up 40% in a week

>>52570937
Liz Ann Sonders from Schwab is my favorite broker mommy.

>>52572415
nah, most people here trade spy but say spx to sound fancy, while mentioning a 3-digit price

>>52572520
Cope, I made $2000 today how about you?

>>52572520
>they
bots, just filter their signal words

AAPL please stop going past $150, i'm begging you

>>52572543
>wish i put more than 2% of my portfolio into nat gas. ltierally up 40% in a week
natgas is the most crooked goddamn thing on earth, oh this time it goes up on a snow storm but when theyre trying to punish putler itll go down even during a "bomb cyclone" event fuck

>>52572520
how did you know i have bad gas rn??

>>52572556
Prove it, faggot.

>>52572520

SOXS looking mighty slurpable tbqh

Uhh we're rallying because?

>>52572474
>bobo strikes when no one is around
the christmas-new years period is traditionally bullish because nobody is around (professionals are on vacation so retail just pumps the stocks up with merry christmas spirit with nobody to short)

>>52572593
The goyim are paying attention to Thanksgiving.

>>52572571
>oh this time it goes up on a snow storm
nevermind its up because of talk of the rail strike and because EU is talking about price caps give me a fucking break

>>52572543
>up 12k on nat gas
Almost time to sell.

WTFWT

You would think now that they've got reddit all rigged up so that no one other glowfaggots are allowed to have opinions, they would just stay there and hang out with their glowfaggot friends, but no. They have to come here and punish us for not being a bunch of born-to-follow walking trashcans with no principles.
(Or maybe it's just that we have actual interesting shit to say because we're not a bunch of powertripping pussies seeking out safety in numbers.)

>>52570970
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

>>52572593
To dump harder tomorrow?

>that spy 1 minute candle to 400
>that instant sell order

>>52572593
santa :)

red day tomorrow, -2%

>>52572593
hopium because of a rumored 50bepis hike signaling fed pivot

>>52572605
yea i think im just gonna close my position. it's been rallying off of no news for a while, ill buy back in at 6.00 if it gets near there

>>52572593
because the fed will SURELY pivot (citation needed)

starting tomorrow you are about to see the nastiest scammiest wick on anyone has ever seen on VIX

>>52572611
i see

>Biden Administration Plans to Pause Student Debt Until June 30
It is never going to end is it?

this +1.3% day would be comfy if it was the typical gap up 1% then crab up .3%. but the slow trickle from 0.3% to 1.3% has been a top kek

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52572630
The next administration to even touch that time bomb is going to lose all support from millenials/gen-zers. it's going to remain paused forever.

how fucked are my tsla $160 puts for friday

bobo's becoming increasingly more irate the past few weeks is a pretty good sign kek. its mirroring the bull cope from back around after that march rally faded

and whats good with that 13 week/10 year treasury inversion though? what this means?

>>52572593
Maybe it’s my entry point to short SI?

>>52572645
What's wrong,bobo?

>>52572607
Just come here for the bot to poster ratio. There is maybe one in 2100 posts worth reading

>>52572638
Whales (i.e. glowfaggot assets) are literally just using game theory to assfuck us all back into employment.
They literally just don't believe in having a free society.

oh shit you are just one of the shizos. counted to the bots

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>>52572666
versus the 0 posts worth reading most other places?
HMM, SATAN?!?!

Someone hurry up and by calls, quick!

Huh , bobros? Should i short?

>I GOT HURT TODAY

>>52572693
oh shit you are just one of the clueless faggots

>>52572520
>t.seething poorfag

Bobo vs Mumu at 400

>>52572696
of 287 posts 248 are hidden

>>52572674
>Whales (i.e. glowfaggot assets) are literally just using game theory to assfuck us all back into employment.
gay

New

>>52572720
>>52572720

>>52572709
>t.uncreative fucking faggot who still talks about who is "seething" 7 years later

Oooooh baby this power hour

>>52572723
sheep

>>52572740
too many puts being bought today

Alright we tested 400 for the 100th fucking time and it failed again. Now we can get jpow to say the exact same thing he has said for the last 6 months tomorrow and they can use it as the excuse to rug retail back to 375 spy

>>52572800
it's only fed minutes no one is talking

>>52571870
SPY 450 EOY

Wound up beng "sour hour" as I'd gone as high as around +$116, but started the day with an hour in the single digits, so not bad at all on the whole.