/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52569259
some mcdonalds fries sound good right about now

First for natural gas chads

when do I purchase KOLD?

Yo, SOXL or UPRO? What do I buy weeklies on?

>U.S. Treasury Secretary Yellen: dispersement of $4.5 billion in funds for Ukraine to begin in coming weeks.
We're fighting inflation btw.

Oil.

SOXL PUTS

Gas is also below $4.00 at Costco. Still $4.80 at other pumps though.

>>52569297
will this dump everything hopefully?

>>52569297
not on the political end of the institutional cacophony

ASO sisters dicks killed it its finally our time in the sun

>>52569297
>We're fighting inflation btw
by sending money to confirmed Nazis, checkmate chuds
>>52569313
the oil chart will look like this soon

mandalay bay or mgm grand for the summer time pools?

>>52569259
Pray for my puts, anons. I'm committing sudoku...

tfw missed to opportunity to double down on eqt
good feeling tho to held them

>>52569313
This is the demand destruction we’ve been waiting for coupled with a supply glut. If we don’t see that line head upwards anymore the world is truly fucked and no amount of CB fuckery will be able to hide it.

Perks that would get me to come back to the office, for any HR anons listening:
Open office plans with walls and doors attached to the desk so I can watch porn at my open office, I’m used to watching it at work now it makes it hard to reintegrate
Fire alarms removed so I can smoke in the office. I learned to love smoking during covid, plz institute
Beer and energy drinks instead of Diet Coke in the fridge, it would make me feel more homely
Sex wife my wife at work. A receptionist could work as well. This would make integrating back into office easier
Please consider instituting these

>>52569297
Student debt forgiveness cancelled btw

>>52569280
I caught the knife. I won't let you freeze grandma

>>52569334
>by sending money to confirmed Nazis
I love the irony of clown world.

If a gay nightclub gets shot up every now and then is that really a bad thing for the stock market?

>>52569355
How hot does your work-sex-wife have to be?

>>52569297
WHERE'S MY STUDENT DEBT GIBS!!!

>>52569373
I could settle for a budget work-sex-wife, it doesn’t have to be top tier

>>52569373
Eastern Europe pornstar-tier.

>>52569372
Imagine an actual man doing this for his normie friends to see. Everyone posting pictures of their kids or their finish-line pose after completing a 5k and then Joe posts his cock and man-tits on everyone’s feed. How can queers not see how sex-obsessed and mentally broken they are?

>WHAT
>THE
>FUCKING
>FUUUUCK?????

https://www.reuters.com/technology/exclusive-bankman-frieds-ftx-parents-bought-bahamas-property-worth-121-mln-2022-11-22/

>>52569355
I knew this really fucking sexy hapa girl in college. She got a job at some really sus firm in a major city

>recruiter that recruits recruiters

They told her when she got hired she could only work there until she was a certain age. They had beer in the fridge at work. She definitely fucked all of her supervisors. Women have it rough dude

>>52569372
look these faggots are a plague upon our society. they indoctrinate children into their practices, and basically spread this mental illness like it's a any other disease. we need to vote for common sense restrictions upon their behavior, but the ends do justify the means for people who want to rid this country of this plague upon our society.

explain to me what this gap is, /smg/
does this mean it will fill back down?
I'm not used to seeing these and don't know what they mean though I have seen them before

btw if you don't know abercrombie and fitch broke out quite hard, seems like an easy short given that we're entering a severe recession

Yet another boring as fuck day with low volume

Lmao CRBPajeet banned again and he doesn't know how to reset his router. Chuds win again.

>>52569360
It's up the the Supreme Court. I'm not holding my breath but it might pass still

>>52569408
they got plenty of hohols to choose from.

>>52569428
>futures

>>52569442
That’s the most awkward webm I’ve ever seen

>>52569442
I fucking hate TikTok so much

>>52569442
It's like watching that Cain smile

Anyone else cringe about stuff they said or did in the past? I'm talking 10+ years?

>>52569442
i'm glad that faggot got beat by hot wheels

>>52569472
No, my life is perfect.

bussin

>>52569472
Trust in Christ, bro. You will be forgiven of all errors in your ways. Heaven awaits and it’s free of cringe and sin

>>52569449
>law prevents us from breaking the law to pay for your leftists university indoctrination training

dat volume is top 10 doe

>>52569470
I miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>52569472
there's never any reason to say anything
unless you're robbing a bank you need to tell people to get on the ground or something

I think I figured it out:
I'm going to wait till banks start lowering their savings account APYs, then I'll jump back into stocks

>>52569472
I had to take a shit really bad in the woods one time in high-school on a camping trip. Like have to go right fucking now diarrhea. This super hot girl with nice tits I had a crush on smelt it. I felt really awkward about that for a long time but then she died in a car wreck drinking and driving a few years later.

But nah man.. I literally shitpost on social media nowadays and don't give a single fuck. The people that keep in touch with me are true friends and we are 100% honest with each other

>>52569508
Blessed/based

>Trust in Chri-ACK!

>>52569534
this. I have probable a handful of people i legit care about, the rest fuck em. people are snakes

>>52569508
Truth.

is it safe to buy pay safe?

ummm we are BARTing????!??!

petrobras is a load of arse

>>52569507
The government breaks laws all the time. If they can give crooks ppe loans for fake companies, niggers food stamps and free phones/internet/housing and pump billions into Ukraine then I want my 10k too. Fuck you boomer you are gonna milk the shit out of the ssi/medicare ponzi and leave me with shit. Pay my loans nigger

Any of you goys looking at TSLA? -46% since September high.

>>52569510
52 week low on UVXY

>>52569567
Is that the Brazilian oil company that pays 45% dividends or something stupid?

Should I buy some ITM SPY leaps and write daily calls against them?

>>52569571
I am against all gibs because its nothing more than an opportunity for feds to steal somehow someway they will find a way to rob from the piggy bank so just eliminate the chance and we will have less problems and less debt

>>52569581
Explain like I’m 6. Not quite so dumbly as 5.

What’s the situational benefit versus simply writing out of the money calls or an entirely different strategy?

>>52569567
New government is redirecting the dividend money to "renewable energy".

>>52569577
yes, it is but SJT pay better divis in a non-commie jurisdiction
let the europoors freeze

>>52569600
If no gibs was an option I would take that. I'm sick of gibs only being for jews, blacks and Hispanics. Pay my student loans boomer or I'll just go back to clicking defer on them for the rest of time

>>52569600
This. The welfare system has been siphoning taxpayer money since the 60s and has no real inherent benefit for the average working guy.

>>52569571
based

>>52569575
I have puts on it but this motherfucker is just waffling around now. I got some gains but they're being eaten away by decay. How is this shit not falling faster?

>>52569581
no, that's how I got fucked up
I'm imagining you're thinking of buying a call 400 for say januari and then sell daily 420's, or smt like that?
The shorter time on the sold option makes it also be more volatile in price, so if it starts moving against you, i.e. the price rising, the sold will hit you harder than your own call makes in green
If I'm not completely retarded

>>52569629
Yeah the focus of government intervention ought to be to drive up supply of goods, thereby decreasing costs and bettering the livelihoods of all while making welfare queens themselves more productive

>>52569625
completely fair I took every penny of those stimmies in 2020 and played the market reatrds went out and bought motorcycles thinking they were rich. the amount of gibs is insane if they werent being pilfered from we would be in an entirely different situation but we cant trust them to help us

>>52569575
its going bankrupt

>>52569616
writing uncovered call could be a very expensive endeavor
they made a movie about that

>>52569673
>People thinking the reason for this is the dumb Cybertruck still hasn't been released.
Elon has created a gaggle of retards in his wake.

Today has cooled quite a bit from yesterday.

>>52569730

OIL CHADS!

>>52569376
Whups sorry had to send that money to ukraine.

>>52569673
Jesus Christ. I bet it's already as bad as South Korea's secret women shadow government full of old ladies who literally think the other half of their own species are the enemy, never stopping to think how long their line of successful ancestors is.

TESLA! FUCKING FALL ALREADY!!!

>>52569673
which one gives the sloppiest ass to mouth?

>>52569769
no shit. i'm getting raped on my 160 puts

>>52569784
When is your expiration? I'm 162 at 12/2

>>52569616
Similar. Only he's using his long call to collateralize his short calls. Reducing his already low cost of entry vs owning shares outright.

>>52569567
just sold puts on today's dip. Did a bit of research, seemed stable enough and it's already pretty cheap. I read they are 50+% gov owned, and are lowering some prices in a populist move which should cost them some margin

>>52569797
Friday

>>52569811
Ouch. You think you're going bounce out? It's pushing back way harder than I expected

>>52569259
i wanna sniff her farts

>>52569428
Earnings price action can be very unpredictable. I wouldn't bet on that gap being retraced anytime soon. It's a coin flip.

>>52569376
gibs are only got negros, Ukraine, and incompetent business owners. Play again next time

>>52569297
As a value proposition, it's all in America's favor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxE_UUrbMNA

>>52569297
looks like SBF is getting his bailout.

Pbrbros i'm not feeling so good

>>52569822
probably not.

>>52569775
2nd from left

This is going to be a crab week, no market Thursday, half Friday. Selling premium this week is free money

>>52569508
Are anime tiddies a sin?

>[additional retarded nonsense]

>>52569822
low volume.... every other week we would be down already...
slowly we are creeping down again...

UNG coming down. I knew I should've bought puts on it at $23

>>52569833
I think he's going to be the obvious fall guy.
>Lawyers representing FTX in the firm's Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings called the company's swift demise earlier this month "the most abrupt and difficult collapse in the history of corporate America" in comments before a Delaware bankruptcy court Tuesday. "Your honor, what we have is a worldwide organization that was run effectively as the personal fiefdom of Sam Bankman-Fried," James Bromley, newly appointed counsel to FTX’s new management, said.

>>52569825
>I wouldn't bet on that gap being retraced anytime soon. It's a coin flip.
I guess that's fair. It's just the general trend of the market is so fucking down that it just makes me want to stomp down anything that pops up by 20% like A&F did.
Even if it only retraces by 5-7% that's good enough for me, not looking for giant wins off a single move.

>>52569851
Yep. I love these crab weeks. These types of weeks is where I make most of my money

>>52569846
Don't know man. Your clocks ends before mine and I'm getting nervous about my shit. Give me a good reason to hold out a bit longer and I'll give you a pic of a big tiddy goth girl

>>52569851
what did you sell premiums on

>>52569833
>you don’t tug on superman’s cape
>you don’t spit in the wind
>you don’t pull your coins off of FTX
>and you don’t mess around with Sam

>>52569854
Depends on whether you look at it (her?) lustfully (See Matthew 5:28)

>>52569910
THANKSGIVING RALLY

>The charges, officer?

i might be able to afford butterball brand at this rate.

>>52569927
Beastaility, sex with a chipmunk

Can someone redpill me on Solana future?

I wanna have steak and crab legs for dinner. What's a good scalp to flip between now and close?

>>52569923
Everyone and their mother knows the market is going higher for the rest of the year; it’s already priced in.

What news came out? Green dildos out of nowhere

>>52569297
wait until you see how much we've been giving Israel

>>52569984
I sold -- no need to thank me

Im buying more TSLA and COIN

Nothing worse than watching this rip and having no cash to buy anything

>DUDE its like thanksgiving!!! Market go up !!!

>>52569993

>>52569883
>>52569851
what's the go to strat and ticker crab bros?

>>52569989
Zelensky admitted the plan for Ukraine is Israel 2.0. They want their Khazarian homeland

>>52569993
We got a certified retard here. If you wanna gamble just put it on bitcoin, same risk but better returns

Just waiting for the algos to go full assrape mode here desu.
We obviously picked a direction after a consolidation period, so now it's the federal government's chance to shove its massive faggot dick down our throats until we go back to our hole digging.

>>52569974
buy and hold PSNY for an hour

>>52570006
Why would you want to buy the rip?
Sell the rip, buy the dip

>>52570018
>They want their Khazarian homeland
And to think Hitler wanted to give them Madagascar.

>>52570015
I sell calls on amzn and goog.

>>52570015
Long butterfly. Just closed some out I just bought yesterday for +100%. I do SPY or QQQ usually, but I do other shit too sometimes

And literally nothing in this fucking world will make the thing run because PPT has to unwind all of its "overnight repurchase" i.e. WASH SALE agreements whenever the price starts to move up.

>futes

Huh, bobros...

>>52570054
Looks like a man

>>52570046
buddy look at the gains in call options

>>52570030
COIN is at least protected against going to 0 in that it will go bankrupt and liquidate assets

>>52570076
I really don't think I could have made worse moves today

>He's not buying NASDAQ-100 when it's this cheap
>When we're bout to reach singularity
Jump in the Shinkansen right now or be left out forever at the station

We are here. Plan accordingly.
Hard mode:
no bank CDs or treasury bonds, cant hide your cash there cause its becoming worthless there too.
Suicide mode:
Cant stock up on goods to get rid of that cash, the supply chain overlord demons are crashing those too.

Good luck marines, hold out until the klauscoins wallets are released and you will make it to the fourth industrial revolution. Prize is more surveillance, advertising, and ground up mealworm diet.

if we don't close above 400 on the week it's a triple top if you count the wick kek

>IT LITERALLY WON'T JUST FUCKING TREND
>LITERALLY NOTHING CAN CAUSE THAT TO HAPPEN

>Hello yes, I'd like to speak with Roth from the IRA

why the fuck is tesla going up

>>52570137
>I'd like to speak with Roth

>>52570137
I started making too much income to contribute to roth anymore :(

Watching robots bid everything up 1 penny at a time is boring as fuck. Gonna start getting drunk I guess. My puts are for January you can't shake meeeeee you won't shake meee

>>52570137
Not yet, faggot!
Grab a snickers! If you want to sit around hoping other people fail, then grab a snickers, and don't be surprised when it's hilarious to everyone when you have to just shove that broom you rode in on right up your bitch faggot ass!

>>52570127
>posts an index full of dividend stocks without the dividends
kill yourself

crypto turds about to get their buttholes reamed again

>>52569571
You took out a loan. Simply pay it back. You didn't take out a loan you can't afford to pay back, did you anon?

>>52570085
Honestly... at this point in my life, with the dryspell I'm on........ would

>>52570146
This shit is cursed, not touching TSLA again.

I have been waiting for oil to go back down and I'm starting to think I'll be waiting a while.
>mvq I could have bought the last two dipperinos, held for 3 days and sold for 20-30% up
What am I even doing. The answer is right there in my face, free money swing trading and I'm still obsessed with shit like shorts and soxl.

>>52570123
What does he mean by 500x more powerful? There are diminishing marginal returns to making deep learning models larger.

Im up 85% on XOM. Do I cash out and wait and look for greener pastures?

>>52570127
>every correction is the nikkei

>>52570185
>buy calls, it dumps
>buy puts, it pumps
every single fucking time

>>52570193
It means you need a 500x more powerful GPU so that NVDA can sell you more expensive hardware

>>52570146
people realized TSLA is never going to have to pay for advertising ever again now that Musk owns twitter.

>>52570127
In fairness bond and CD holders did just fine from that point. But if US dollar hyperinflates as you suggest than stocks will rocket. So what you're describing doesn't make sense unless you're saying nuclear war, then sure, gold or silver

>>52570200
Me today buying amd puts after the pump and then it keeps pumping
>please dump tomorrow or Friday

>>52570168
Communist professors and universities exploit your children...
>hur dur PaY iT bAcK
The brown fist of the nursing home is looming ever closer boomer.

>>52570123
>Steinwold

>>52569259
I'm starting to see some upsides in dementia. Today I received a parcel which I forgotten I ordered. I had no clue what is inside it. To my surprise those were comfy pyjamas I ordered a week ago. It felt better than receiving christmass presents, because I expect getting those.
Also I'm up 0.6% today on my boomer dividend paying stocks, life is good.

>>52570198
>memes you post when you just sit around looking at memes about trading instead of actually learning a single fucking thing about trading

Here's a better one for you, you clueless poser! The trading rules in question were, in fact, published. You should look into them and then stfu until you actually know something.

>buying the top
>shorting the bottom

Never change /smg/

>>52570197
I bought XOM puts, but I'm probably early

>>52570242
Tell me why Oil should fall under $80 at any point in the next 3 years? You have no bear thesis you're just looking at lines on a chart

>tfw bought the grindr SPAC at $2 then sold at $36

btw, are there any good investing forums without wsb cancer?

Another limp dick go nowhere rally, as though the pump never even happened.

The U.S. Dollar is literally a shitcoin now. The price is whatever whales say it is.

>>52570217
Strange you would willingly put yourself into debt to be brainwashed and exploited. Doesn't sound like a wise financial decision.

rip my spy $396 puts

>>52570262
credit cards are all maxed out boss

>>52570240
>>52570239
Since I know for a fact you're too stupid to make the connection yourself, this post applies to you also, retard.

>>52570242
Love perusing through low IQ trades on /smg/
Literally only thing that can save you is another worldwide pandemic where government forces everyone indoors again. Ironicly other black swans like more war will keep your Put options equally worthless.

You have to decide whether you're scalping or going for a trend trade. That's what determines whether you buy the break-out or sell it.

This is incredibly basic shit, you fucking imbeciles who just showed up. Go back to your home. Go be a shill somewhere where it doesn't just make everyone hate you and everyone like you.
>>>/reddit/

>>52570274
Rip my $72 amd puts

>>52570240
I'm all short still. Sold my TMF even so literally nothing bullish. Getting heemed today but it's okay I just zoom out when the red gets scary.

>>52569927
The person who took over to clean up this mess already reported that his company had algorithms in place which prevented Alameda Research from being margin called and that favoured Alameda over regular FTX clients. Still, I doubt he will go down, he laundered enough money for democrats to be invincible.

Energy bros....

>>52570240
muh swing gizmos are very unimpressed with the green today. They are late stage neutral leaning bearish here.
>>52570225
Nice

>>52570271
Children listen to their teachers and parents. All of whom say 'go to college.' They didn't know that their parents were sociopaths/communists. You should care more about the wellbeing of your folk. Instead, your just a selfish nigger.

we're finally starting the next leg up?
or do we need a news catalyst for that?

>>52570313
>doesn't know what a volatility expansion is
>too stupid to even understand the trade thesis
>tells us his glowfaggot reddit opinion anyway

I need to stop gambling on options and save it for casino gambling. at least i get free rooms and booze

>>52570313
saved for later

>>52569259
It's taxloss season. What are you selling?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQbwI61GHSQ

>>52570123
Read through the GPT subreddit and you'll never trust an anonymouse comment again

>>52570286
Ok and even with a catastrophic economic collapse there's barely enough of a bear thesis to bring oil down to $50wti. The truth is the supply is nowhere near enough to fuel demand and we're about to find that out. Paper price of oil is nowhere near where it realistically should be. The winter of death starts now. $500 oil in 2023.

>tfw I shorted the rip and it just keeps ripping

Should i short spy right now ?

>>52570350
I don't have any losses to harvest because everything I bought is green.

>>52570316
I might scoop up some DRIP at these prices

>>52570383
Threadly reminder about Baggies 'gains'

>>52570347
I get ya, bobro. This TSLA rally just outright defies fucking logic. I'm staring down puts on WYNN and LVS too and - despite both making near their entire money in China and China saying that they may not reopen - green candles for days...
Did you off your TSLA puts yet or are you still holding?

>>52570383
Just put some into a Robinhood wallet of some shitcoin and transfer it to me. Then you will have something to write off. Isn't that nice of me?

If oil goes up too much, inflation is back in play since energy feeds almost all sectors of CPI, and will reflect on core. There is a concerted effort to FUD and paper raid the futures.

>>52570340
Ironic you're calling someone else a selfish nigger when you've got your hand out for muh gibs. Pay your debts.

>>52570387
Got a few calls on them with expiration that gives breathing room, but it's been ugly so far

>>52570361
>$500 oil in 2023.
hahahaha you think we'll let sand niggers and maduro make that kind of money next year? republicans in congress are going to implement their "drill baby drill" policies and pretty soon we'll be back to sub 2 dollar gasoline and they'll stop selling those american flags with the rainbow colours on them.

>>52570387
I bought some drip, kold, uvxy calls, jnug puts, soxl puts, upro puts for 1/20/2023. Sold some sqqq calls this morning and closed them this afternoon for 40% gains.

Done shopping today keeping dry powder incase this goes past 400 (doubt it)

>>52570397
Keyed, fuck redditors and fuck retail.

>>52570397
i never wrote that, that was written by an imposter. i'm going to fucking sue the shit out of you for defemation. like 10 billion dollars, and i'll laugh at you for having to fork it over.

>>52569921
It doesn’t sound like this religion is for me

Listen up because I dont have much time,

I have evidence that can implicate Hillary Clin-ACK

Long Meta: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2022/11/after-controversy-meta-pulls-demo-of-ai-model-that-writes-scientific-papers/

We'll have alight power Hour in 80 minutes

How do you guys decide when to take profits? Anyone have a good system? Sick of holding my trades past when they’re profitable and then losing money.

>>52570430
Even if they wanted to increase supply starting TODAY it would take years for that production to come online. You do know that, don't you baggie?

Buy oil dips save apu memes repeat

>The TSLA bears are crying in pain over THIS candle

Maybe you retards should stop trying to enter shorts at the 52wk low

Uh bobobros... is it time to capitulate?

>>52570436
Nice. I closed out most of my shit today too. Up bigly. Only thing new I bought was some QQQ butterflies exp tomorrow. I'm mostly cash til next week, but have a few bearish and bullish positions but very small

>>52570493
forgot pic

>>52570469
lol, even ai knows niggers are stupid and jews control everything.

>>52570478
Sometimes I don't use RSI and just pick a number that pops into my head, say +21% and then just stick to it. Not too scientific, I know

>>52570423
post nose usurious faggot.

im too scared to play tomorrow's game,so im gonna stay in cash till next week

>>52570480
they got that shit on tap, they literally just have to turn the faucet on. it takes like 2 seconds, but biden has banned them from touching the spigot. under our new "fuck the niggers & drill baby drill" domestic agenda we will have cheap energy in 2023.

quick /smg/ I need a 100x

>>52570514
I don't care what redditors think. The economy is fucked and the future is bearish. They can offer me cheap puts with a scam push and I'll buy them while these niggas on reddit gamble on "yolo squizzles"

>>52570514
>I believe
>perfect spot
>Listen to me
No, thanks. I'm good.

>>52570549
hahaha!! man are you just on acid 24/7 or what!?!?

what is he gonna come up with next, guys!?

>>52570549
COIN, wait 10 years. Simple as.

>>52570549
NGE

>>52570564
>implying crypto will be a thing in 10 years

>>52570514
Last time levels were at what they were now in terms of being overbought was in early August. Even though I'm down 2k for the week I'm still holding onto puts.

>>52570564
10 years??? but the world is ending in just two more weeks!!

>>52570564
lol coin is going to be the next FTX, nobody, and I mean nobody is going to touch bitcoin ever again after what just happened. shitcoins are finally done for good.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/rail-union-strike-create-crippling-economy-industry-official-warns

LETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

>>52570612

anyone else feeling "safe" picks like SCHD are getting a bit overbought

>>52570563
picrel ranjeesh

COIN is an easy 2x

>>52570638
The divvies must flow, Paul.

>>52570549
>100x
Aim lower or wait 20 years.

>>52570595
Sp500 volume is 25% of average. This isn't even humans trading just bots set to crab 400 max

>>52570595
Bullish sentiment is a function of how high we are, the higher we get the more bullish everybody gets.

what just caused that move in oil? any news? seems a little vertical for normal random price action

I love when I limit order and someone sells to me way lower. Dumb retail just pressing buttons kek

>>52570642
>Subcription based boomer pill dispencer

What a business idea.

>>52570647
schd is up 9% in a month, vti is up 4%, not to mention the higher divvy. I feel a huge correction coming

come on TSLA fucking dump already

>>52570612
>While the original agreement gave rail workers a 24% wage increase during a five-year period and thousands of dollars in bonuses, some unions have voiced concerns about the lack of sick time off.
They really couldn't give them sick leave?

>>52570595
S&P is going to rally for the rest of the year. It’s all buyers at this point. Will probably close out December around 4500

>>52570681
It dumped 6% yesterday the fuck do you want?

So, when does big volume rugpull come? Sour hour, we'd, Friday? Or not til next week?

>>52570683
they cant hire more workers because the damn zoomers dont want to work. According to the fundamnetals of capitalism, the only reasona company would ever fail to attract labor is because the youth are lazy

>>52570684
Absolutely fucking euphoric retards.. yeah this is a top signal

>>52570658
like this thread
2/3 filtered

Wow it actually did it. The 1 minute ATR36 actually dipped down to one fucking cent on TQQQ, the 3x leveraged ETF.

>>52570684
this has to be a bear making pretend mumu shitposts
is that you CRBPajeet

>>52570695
150

What in the holy fuck is this fucking bullshit seriously though?
Can the market possibly be any more blatantly pretend?

>>52570708
this is the start of the santa cruz rally, you get that warm air from the south blowing up and it's going to be super mild while bubbling up from here on out.

>>52570721
>The 1 minute ATR36
What is that?

>NEPT is at a fucking 9m market cap
Holy shit I remember when that was shilled here last year

I bet this is how the market acted all the time back when scumbags would spread their propaganda about the "EMT' and it wasn't just another way of saying "fuck you, slave."

it's amazing just how mentally ill /smg/ has become
it's slowly degenerating into stocktwits

>>52570153
>I started making too much income to contribute to roth anymore :(
Lookup "backdoor Roth" You can still contribute due to a loophole and it's 100% legal.

fucking called it, the logical trade was puts so of course they pump this dogshit just to bleed retail

now that ive gone full contrarian where logical trades lose and have to inverse it to be profitable i think im done with the casino, this is like 5 trades in a row that went inverse reality, six flags, coinbase, CPI, bonds (when UK came in with QE) jesus fucking christ what a shitshow
glad i sat out today

>>52570242
Thought of dumping my XOM and buying VZ.

when's the MULN bull run starting?

/smg/, I've been closely following the market movement this morning, and this is my latest analysis:
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>>52570764
average true range
Useful as a variance based "yard stick"

>>52570750
>start of the rally

Nigger
SPY was 370 18 days ago
SPY was 348 1 month ago

You got your Santa rally already you greedy fucks

>>52570785
yes I've looked into that. The pro-rata rule when converting will fuck you though if you also have a traditional IRA (e.g. 401k), which I do.

>>52569730
Pickin' back up some

>>52570788
logical trade today after dxy failed to keep over resistance was selling calls on anything

>>52570599
>FTX
>Having anything to do with Bitcoin (BSV)

>>52570707
This whole shit would've probably already been over without government interference.

>>52569449
Its a fucking trap. if these things are causing a hardship do the fucking payment plan. its something like $25 a month for 10 years and you're done.or are you telling me you can't come up with $3,000.

Its the responsibility of the lender to not give outrageous loans to people who can't afford them.
I don't know this if fucking with people if you cna't afford it the loans default to 3k over 10 years.
niggas do not know what the fuck they're doing.

>>52570785
whomst

>>52570738
>>52570708

Who is gonna sell that hasn’t already? Institutions are buying, companies are buying their own stock, pensions are buying, retirement funds are buying, normal people are getting holiday bonuses and buying. Dip buyers are buying. Shorts are buying to cover.

There are no sellers; this is the most bullish period seasonally and stocks are historically cheap as well on a recent basis. Split government is bullish, post midterms is bullish. It’s all bullish.

There are no sellers we are going DRAMATICALLY higher into year end then the borrow drops out Q1 2023

>>52570801
what are you looking for to use this as an entry?

>>52570785
>backdoor Roth
of course this exists, why wouldnt it
meanwhile wash sale rules make sure poorfags have to pay taxes even though they break even kek

All you had to do was a simple triple diagonal collared cakender wooden butterfly spread eating a jade lizard on one side as a hedge and you be both up big time and protected at the same time

>>52570809
>selling calls on anything
oof, how much you down today big guy

>>52570785
did we ever get a name?

>>52570834
I don't use it for entries so much as to normalize my downside risk across trading sessions and establish some objective criteria for breaks in a trend.

>>52570856
Shemmy Tata

>>52570832
I'm not buying or pumping your tech bags nigger. Fuck off

Thinking about going all in on a risky trade

Bart incoming. Only question is exactly when

>>52570829
No clue

>>52570856
Negative anon

>Why doesn't the market do what I want all the time?
>my 3 month chart was 9000%
>why is my 6 month chart always negative?

>>52570838
Ahh but I was in reverse contango on the vanna combulsion profit seeking the opposite leg of a vego rhinocerous

>>52570884
Her face looks very familiar

>>52570832
>Who is gonna sell that hasn’t already?
Perhaps the people who've kept the market sideways despite all this buying pressure you're listing.

>>52570816
don't reply to me or my gookfu with that nigger in your post ever again

It's a porn star who was moderately famous like 6 years ago, but I don't remember her name.

>>52570822
>Its the responsibility of the lender to not give outrageous loans to people who can't afford them.
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>52570892
I'm like 95% sure it's a young Carly Fiorina

New

>>52570913
>>52570913

anyone use VWAP for intraday trading and had success?

>>52570881
I only have 0 risk, high return trades.

>>52570905
You reach into that brain of your anon and try. Try like your life depends on it. I believe in you

>>52570918
bro if anyone here could get some very wet ass pussy we wouldnt be on 4chan all day

>>52570916
Why do you do this STOP

>>52570896
Crabbing for two weeks with lower highs is super bullish man. There's literally no sellers. There aren't any shares left on the market man. Zero shares. (Please pump my bags, they are so heavy)

>>52569575
as a stock sure swing trade it but I don't get the business side of it. cool toys for upper middle class. The only thing that might have been okay was the truck but its delayed. I get it he wants to make easy to use car for the masses but holy shit is he going about it the wrong way. Everything is locked down tight and the fuckers are still blowing up every now and again. I want explosions everywhere for a year, bring china to shame for their utter lack of explosions. and then we'll have figured some shit out. These things can go super fucking fast.
Repeat after me, We offer no guarantees for unsafe operation. You modify this at your own risk. Thats what really took the car industry off in this country was a flexible platform to build upon. Not this locked down borg garbage

>>52570794
Sir, what is the monthly fee to subscribe to your analysis and picks?

>>52570885
Yes this is me. Go fuck yourself

>>52569472
If you don't look back at you 10 years ago and realize you were a cringey retard you haven't grown at all.

>>52570822
>Its the responsibility of the lender to not give outrageous loans to people who can't afford them.

>>52570935
Good morning sirs, there is of course no fees for accessing to my insights, I ask but only that you kindly make a small donation to feeding my village. Thank you good sir, please needful

>>52570822
I'm just not going to pay back any of my debt. I don't care about my good goy score

>>52569259
Cute boy. Who is he?

>>52570904

>>52570423
i wish that was me

>>52570801
Thanks, I appreciate it!

SOXS or SOXL for tonight?

>>52570838
while walking counter clockwise with one foot in a galvanized bucket filled with saltwater and simultaneously swinging a plucked chicken around your head in a clockwise direction keeping one eye closed every other rotation