/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52561501
Oy vey, it's another Shoa!
Shut down this antisemite!

Of course she will not be held responsible for anything.

why do you care

>>52561501
I wanna suck her toes

>>52561526
cuz she's criminal scum and needs to spend her life behind bars

>>52561542
kek okay. have fun with that

>>52561501
She looks like a young Larry David

>>52561526
I just like to see Jewish women suffer

she will be the fall guy while the kikes in the operation get off scot-free.

Everyone involved should go to prison for life. Before society lost its nutsack, we would have killed people like this

>>52561501
hit or miss, i guess they never miss huh
you got a boyfriend, i bet he doesn't kiss ya

>>52561501
Sometimes some ugly girls have strange charm and sex appeal around them. But not this one. This one is just physically repulsive and I get angry just by looking at her photo

>>52561501
I want Caroline Ellison to sit on my face telling me about how much im down this year.

Rare Caroline coming in

>>52561680
saved, will do well for when someone inevitably edits a pic of her sloping down a slope for the hoilday season

>>52561680
Cocktease, show me bottom right, right now

>>52561542
liberal jewish female
good luck with that, i'd bet all the FTT in the world that won't happen

Jews Are a protected class. Nothing will happen to her or sbf.

>>52561501
>Is she going to be held responsible?

She's one of G*d's chosen people. What do you think?

>>52561501
>weasel
Should feed it coffee beans and make it shit beans sell it to other rich assholes and get our money back.

>>52561680
>Narrator: it wouldn't be the last time she handled two poles at the same time on ice.

>>52562994
i was going to try and make this joke but you already did it for me, thank you

They may have performed nearly every legal and illegal sex act known to man, but they haven't tried prison sex yet.

Be comfortable with risk, Caroline, those be some dirty silos in Alameda and you're running out of time to figure out the crypto CFDs (deflecting attacks onto Bitfinex is your only clue, I know you follow my twitter, you liked my post).

>Caroline and SBF are getting fisted!

shes the US version of do kwon, and by that i mean she's a spy

We all know even if she is guilty of crimes nothing will happen.

>>52561526
H probably lost all his money on her scam.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rH-zwicySQE

>>52561501
Elizabeth Holmes got 11 years in prison.
Caroline Ellison will get 20+.

Whaddaya say, Caroline? Wanna do a 5 Guys combo one last time on the Bitfinex Exec and infohack for a total crypto apocalypse? It would please the Elders of /biz/.

You know you want to, @Spacegoat.

>>52561501
WHERE IS HER GODDAMN SEX TAPE?????????

>>52564291

>>52561501
The problem with our world today is that worst case scenario (which won't even happen) these people get to spend the rest of their life in jail in what amounts to a vacation.
In reality we should live in a world where there would be a livestream of their eye extraction right about now and all other forms of televised humiliation + 15/10 painful levels of torture so others would feel discouraged from doing the same.
Some kind of a revolution needs to happen for the world to become good again and so the jewish infection can be cleansed.
Crypto is just a cope, a more fundamental change is needed.

>>52564345
never do that, always go for the swift execution in minecraft
back in the late colonial days of the 1960's the bongs did something similar with hard labor camps for the nigger rebels in africa, but then 2-4 years later independence was declared and these prisoners were high ranking members of the new government now

>>52564291
Imagine being Sam in that tape and having to be all like "damn, Caroline, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight weasel body and horrific rodent monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my personal NFT persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is funnel another U$ 16 million unto the Democrats. Like seriously imagine having to be Sam and not only lie on that bed while Caroline Ellison flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her leathery skin, and just stay there, minute after minute, hour after hour, while she slammed her bony ass on you. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone watching later on will say she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CAROLINE ELLISON LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her jewish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been doing nothing but a healthy regime of fapping to blacked porn and paying for the occasional alleged tranny for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of your mom’s desk in Stanford. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then she calls for another round, and you know you could kill every single fool that bought into your castle of cards exchange before the SEC could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Samuel Bankman-Fried. You're not going to lose your future motivational speaking and writing career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>52561501
Imagine being involved in a product where that thing was able to cuck all you nerds. The absolute state of /biz/ !? Kek, more like
>/b/iz

>>52561501
Test

u really wanna waste that grippy bro?

>>52561501
She knows too much, she will be resettled.

>>52561501
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

women are not held accountable or responsible for their actions

are you new to america or something

Wouldn't you like to play Pin the Weasel?

Holy shit! What an ugly cunt!
Fucking hell, i can literally smell that mouth breathing rat face from here

>>52565113
That sounds like the answer from someone who’s never had sex.
If a pussy grips it grips all the time.

>>52565280
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>>52561525
based
>>52561501
cringe

>>52561680
my God look at that feminine shape

kek we told you it's the super shemitah, so you'll have to super forgive (((them)))

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>>52561501
>Is she going to be held responsible?
She's Jewish and a woman, what do you think?

>>52561501
kek baggie

>>52561501
what is with you guys? people don't just get arrested on the street the next week for committing a white collar crime.

>>52561680
No way this sperg ass out of shape kike could even make it down the bunny hill

>>52561501
women don't face consequences retard

>>52561745
>i'd bet all the FTT in the world that won't happen
so... $5

>>52561501
Nothing will happen to those two figureheads. They want to redirect all the rage towards managerial ends.

>>52569586
Sometimes they do. A large amount of police "activity" these days in a highly bureaucratic society is everything up to the court case. If they dislike you, the potential crime, or think there's a lesser chance of a conviction they will do things like arrests over an interview to fuck up your record, prolong investigations to attrition your legal funds and fuck up any record at the time, seize evidence such as phones, computers and cars for as long as they want.

Usually the court case comes as a relief because no matter the outcome it puts a definitive time period on the remainder of police involvement in your life.