/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY PUTS NOW

Why ARENT you short Silvergate (SI)?

So when can I sell my PBR shares and retain the dividend. The ex dividend is 22 nov, but can I sell it that day or no. I bought on 21 so I should be the registered owner for the divvy, but if i no longer hold the share what happens?

>>52561587
I know I asked for a female broker but I expected someone less jewy and more anime

SCI Stock Bhenchodes.

Funeral Home Stock Ladies. SCI.

>>52561623
She is the one who will raise the bull from the ashes of the bear shit and take us to the santa rally my dude!!!!!!!

>>52561622
>Investing in dead money

>>52561637
stop posting kpop girls they make me horny

>>52561623
What kind of woman do you think gets into stockbroking? Hello.

>>52561639
SCI invests the money of dead people. Pre-need trusts. Lol.

They Don't Listen.

FUTURES ARE FALLING APART. IT'S ALL GOING DOWN.
>>52561610
that's a cute cat

>>52561657
Elon shouldn’t you be running twitter into the ground about now?

>>52561668
>Twitter will collapse any day
>T-two more weeks, bros

Are oil company stonks gud going into winter?

SINCE NOVEMBER 2021

TSLA IS DOWN 60%

LCID IS DOWN 80%

RIVN IS DOWN 75%

NIO IS DOWN 80%

FSR IS DOWN 65%

ARVL IS DOWN 97%%

RIDE IS DOWN 70%

EV BUBBLE POP IS NOT OVER

MORE TO POP

THE POPPENINGS

My favorite ladies of fiance.

>>52561689
Argh I was heavily short NIO a year ago and took a tiny loss

>FED PANICKING
FED PANICKING
>FED PANICKING
FED PANICKING

https://youtu.be/GJo_IIpra8o

DXYchads they tried to bury us

>>52561699
do you want to have a JO session as we discuss stocks?

>>52561689

Meanwhile oil stocks are up bigly.

I know guys who invested in tesla and nio last year, they looked at me like I had two heads when I said I was all in oil and coal.

Give me the pussy I am owed you dirty jew bastards

>>52561702
>youtuber
kill yourself my man

>>52561689
Tesla is still over values, it has no business being the most valuable car company in the world

>>52561689
Rivian kek, I know a lot of people that thought that was the next Tesla and put their life savings into it

>>52561633
>Funerals
Gee citizen that doesn't seem very responsible, wouldn't you rather rejoin nature as ashes? Besides inverted population pyramid means it's a shrinking business that people can frontrun for eighty years.

>>52561766
I cant anon, I'm immortal

>>52561702

stupid video, Powell has known he could cause a recession and it willing to let that happen to stop inflation. he may slow down form .75 to .50, but that is as good as it's going to get.

>>52561804
Until when though, he can’t just keep raising rates indefinitely there’s must eventually come a top

Do you guys think spending 120$ on hollister clothing is worth it?

Am i seeing right? Is CRBPajeet in the thread with us right now?244rx

yuropoor here, what should I invest in?

I have an oil & gas etf rn with the biggest holding being Shell. With the whole LNG tankers going back and forth in the atlantic for the next 5 years I was thinking maybe it’s a good investment no?

Also what do you guys think about picrel?

What do you suggest?

>>52561816
Till inflation is 2% he's said it from the start, and good or bad he's not going to stop till he gets it.

>>52561715
Wrong.
>>52561770
Wrong.
>>52561777
Wrong.

>>52561827
ACCELERATE

https://youtu.be/cvfi680z8Ek

>>52561689
Don’t forget Renault selling it’s entire thermal vehicles activity to fucking Aramco. It’s over.

>>52561816
Do you people not listen to what he is saying like a broken record? Jerome announced literally everything the fed would do ahead of time.

>>52561610
why aren't you dumping your lifes savings into developing loli catgirl androids?

I actually agree with them but I do not want to give them the gratification. TSLA is still a massive sell, RIVN is actually one of the the most egregiously overvalued pieces of shit out there, more so than TSLA imo.

Oil fag is a bit stupid tho. i don't like him. he needs to stop. Before the Saudis get to him

>>52561689
>Biden to enact presidential order 34 to prevent stocks from popping off, to stabilize the market's volatility, google "President Biden Poppers Rule 34"

>>52561823

>>52561681
There’s currently a debate on whether or not the saudis will increase oil production by 500k barrels. The saudi gov said that’s fake news. I don’t think oil prices are going down anytime soon, at least for the countries that are being exploited by it.

My advice is: bet on oil companies that are selling to countries that don’t have the choice and oil companies that will in general make a ton of profit.

AVOID european companies that pay 75% taxes like Equinor, what a fucking waste

I’d say buy Aramco, Halliburton, Shell and TotalEnergies, hold 2 years

>>52561852

Take your meds bro

>>52561885
Oh. You don't know about RIVN. Lol. Tell me the fully diluted EV of RIVN.

Lol.

>>52561883
Suncore, crescent point energy and Gran terra energy are my favourites

ALL IN SQQQ @ 47.90

>>52561865

>>52561891
I've been managing stocks for my dad and sister in my TFSA (I have maybe $25k total in there, nowhere near contribution limit). I'd say we're about about 50:50, with about $1500 from my sister ... she wanted me to buy RIVN when it ipo'd. Well...

The Whites.

The Schoolshooters.

They Come To The 4chan For Alpha.

They Search For It.

No One Gives It To Them.

They Will Look A Stock Like STNG That Is +250% YTD.

They Will Think It Is Overvalued.

They Don't Know It's Still Priced Attractively.

>>52561777
Someone in my apartment building has one… it’s kind of an ugly car, but in an oddly appealing way.

Also, rolling for the number of nightmares I’ll have tonight

>>52561951
imo Rivian trucks are quite aesthetic. sucks that the stock is atrociously overvalued and the cars apparently are not safe for roads and will likely kill innocent families and children

nice the pajeet is back to shill us another value trap stock that's run up 250%! i should definitely allocate capital to the man who spread FUD on GME at 4 dollars, sold naked AMC calls before it ran up to 70, and got people to buy CRBP

>>52561933

The Indians

They Streetshitters

They go on Tinder looking for old white roasties with smelly feet

>>52561968
Wait… how do they kill? The car is parked in the garage below my apartment building… is it going to spontaneously ignite some day?? There’s like five Teslas down there too

>>52561992
>>52562000
SOXL. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

>>52562034
SAVA Puts. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

>>52561828
gas doesnt really make money for oil producers
you are better off directly longing the commodity and not the company

I am literally short oil companies and long nat gas for that reason.

>>52561605
https://youtu.be/1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52562005
https://www.consumerreports.org/cars/car-recalls-defects/rivian-recalls-suvs-trucks-and-vans-to-fix-a-steering-fasten-a1891314510/

RIVN cars have steering wheel issues that turn you into an unwitting kamikazee pilot

>>52562041
I sell SAVA put spreads, and SAVA calls too. Anyone buying vol on SAVA is a bit tarded.

>>52562047
don't make me go back into the archives and search for "SAVA puts".

>>52562047
Oh ok thanks, idgaf about that

Poo in the streets, piss in the sheets

Indians wipe their ass with their bare hand

>>52562059
Go ahead and do it my mass shooter friend.

Well, ya're stupid af! Try Bspin. it is easy even for ya.
>Online Casino with BTC main currency
>Players deposit, play and withdraw Bitcoin without any additional conversion.
>Many different deposit methods.

>>52562064
Well I think it definitely means that an OEM like RIVN is going to be even more egregiously overvalued given those recalls

>>52561605
Thank you for making tommorow green Putstranny

goddamn that janny has fast hands

>>52562079
>I closed some of my SAVA short to pay for a house and i re-entered it in the summer and since then it's been a nuisance.
lmao you bought real estate at the top too holy fuck there's just no way

I sold some of oil tanker stock shares for profit I bought a Costco hot dog with it. This got me into a whole hot dog streak and tomorrow I'm going to the local wienerschnitzel for the first time ever so i can try out what those krauts always rave about

good morning

>>52562107
no fun allowed here

>>52562111
>It's another episode of a white american poorfag jealous of Asians/Indians being wealthy enough to buy prime properties while he can't

Many such cases. Sad.

>>52562117

>>52562117
who would win, a train covered in indians or a train covered in pakistanis

henlo esemgee how r u 2daye?
hoep u r gud
hoep u r stocks r gud :)

Wahts ure plan 4 dis week?

>>52562137

INSW has paid off really well but it's time to say bye bye. Selling rest of my INSW as the week goes on so the Saudis cannot rug me.

Hello Sirs. What is ZM open at? Thank you
>>52562125
Pakistanis I think. They are more likely to explode.

>>52562151
>What is ZM open at?
I know a complete idiot who bought a Porsche after he made 80k on ZM call options in 2020. Holy fuck these tech names need to get beaten to death way, way harder

I will be really intrigued to see how Wienerschnitzel hot dogs compare to Costco (Ticker Symbol COST) hot dogs. COST hot dogs resemble a sort of undercooked meat log with no smokiness.

Scoopsies bb are you out there? I need an answer over some bullshit i'm dealing with on the online casino's. I need you autistic wisdom because it's website coding related. I will offer you a 7 day bussy free guarantee if you answer.

>>52562137
Hullo anon. Bailed out to /cashgang/ today. plan is wait and see. i don't plan to be /cashgang/ very long but I might if in the unlikely scenario of iron crab for weeks.

>>52562194
he has lost interest in the stock market wich is why it's a decent time to buy

>>52561605
I have been selling puts to this Milkbreath. For the last few months. Lol.

>>52562151
What puts you holding?

what's the next gig economy tech stock to long

>>52562216
But I need his advice!

>>52562235
stop it now. he's never gonna love you

>>52562045
What tickers you short and long on fren?

>>52562244
He always has...

>>52562229
I have this really abstract thesis that gaming companies like ATVI, TTWO, etc will catch a bid because revenues will go up. This is because semiconductors prices have shat the bed and gaming rig prices are super cheap now, so more people will slurp the dip on cheap gaming rigs and buy more games. So gaming companies profit. So video game software companies do well as holiday season rolls around.

>>52562253
Yeah but you had to keep it secret and if asked he would deny you. That's not love bby. He's using you

>>52562194
What casino games you usually play? A long time ago I put $500 into a gambiaccount for black jack I think it was. Made a bunch of money on the paper trial account, and then when I used real money, I lost it all of course. I then went to my bank and signed a fraud affidavit or something and said my account was hacked by some company in Iceland. My bank gave me my money back and that was that

>>52562262
PC GAMING is pretty small part of the market though. like 10% last i checked. Not that I think it's a bad idea, just giving you info

>>52562279
You calling me a dumbfuck? Yeah? Fuck you.

>>52562265
If I ever hear you try and critique the kaleidoscopic, 4th dimensional, ethereal, love that me and scoopsies have for each other, I'll split your bussy open like a coconut.

>>52562278
I'm utterly addicted to slingo deal or no deal. Everyone here is a degenerate gambler, if you haven't played that game, you haven't enjoyed life.

People say that if someone were to find a consistent winning strategy for the stock market, everyone would be using it. But what if he just keeps it to himself? This is why I believe that such a consistent winning strategy must be out there, but intentionally keep secret to stop people from using it. The only way to find this strategy then, is from independently coming into it from one's own conclusion the same way Newton and Leibnitz independently discovered calculus.

>>52562229
amzn if you think their not going to bounce back then lol

>>52562290
I think you wouldn't stand a chance. In your videos it looks like you could be a manlet

>>52562301
It doesn't matter what it is, if that perfect exists and you told people about that strategy here, they would just call you a stupid fat retard faggot and never even consider actually trying it

>>52562345
I'm a 6"1 232 lb hamchad, I would destroy your bussy without breaking a sweat. You know what your problem is? You've abandoned Christ. I'm starting to realize as I get older, less and less matters. I've been hyper focused on scoopsies bussy for the better part of 2 years. I've learned that it's time to stop trying and to let the guiding hand of Christ lead me to him. I will end up in Seattle when the time is right. I don't need scoopsies to sex me (even though it's owed) I need him to embrace me when I enter the death rattle of the afterlife. All I want is to lie in hospice and have scoopsies embrace me as I whisper my last breaths. I look at him and ask him "scoopsies did I do right by the /smg/ community?" He says to me, "everyone is a billionaire." "Your stock picks saved everyone, you're a hero." I exhale my last breathes as scoopsies holds me close. I then enter the kingdom of heaven where me and the lord ignore the prayers of every crypto baby on /biz/

HOW DO I SORT OPTION DATES BY OPEN INTEREST. FUCK

>>52562379
Such as buying a tiny amount at the close of every red candle and selling a tiny amount on every green candle. One might make 2% a week on such a system

Bottom line

Semiconductors are at the heart of nearly every secular growth trend one can think of, be it cloud computing, autonomous driving, warehouse automation, innovations in sustainable energy, and the tools required to drive advancements in sustainable agriculture. They’re quite literally, the building blocks of what many, including the World Economic Forum, have referred to as the Fourth Industrial Revolution. So, while chip cycles will come and go, having a stake in the industry in your portfolio makes good sense.

That’s a key reason why despite trimming our chip positions of late (and exiting Marvell Technology) due to near-term concerns, we simply could not justify walking away from the sector altogether. However, at the moment, the U.S. has the upper hand — and as a result, we think it’s right to act now and take whatever near-term pain in order to better ensure continued industry dominance down the road.

What did Jim Cramer meant by this?

>>52562402
Huh. Now that you've explained it. It all makes sense now.

>>52562418
Yea maybe something weird like that. Is that something you do, with what 5 min candles or what?

>>52562534
1min. I buy when the lowest of the previous 50 bars low is breached

>>52562574
How many trades a day does that end up being counting the sells? You made a bit to do that or you do it manually? What underlyings do you like to use?

>>52562608
100 trades a day on average. Each trade makes $2. I run it on FTSE, CAC, Dow and ASX200. But once markets get too bullish I switch it to sells

>>52562675
Can I program my TD Ameritrade account to run an algo or what software do you use I've been interested in doing something like this for a while now

Ok i'm going to bed but im declaring this. I'm done being in an abusive relationship. Me and scoopies are officially done.

https://youtu.be/WA4iX5D9Z64

any of you hav sum cool spreadsheet yuo want 2 share? :)

>>52562744
yeah let me load it up with macros that will infect your pc when you open it brb

>>52562744
No I don't use spreadsheets for anything. I know they can be nice tools but I don't really see the need to fool with them. Idk maybe I should

>>52562675
>>52562709
In addition to the software, couple other questions:

How do you prevent your account from blowing up on major negative news events? If the price action moves against you hard and your bot keeps buying on the way down you end up not being able to exit the position. What's your stop loss if you have one, and do you have a cool off period after you get stopped out? Also if the 50th bar breaks down, then the 51st does again, do you keep buying on every bar down one after the other?

Also what do you mean you "switch it to sells?"

I wish I could get into algo trading it seems fascinating.

>>52562806
it's soulless jewry in the worst sense.
HFT should be banned it adds zero liquidity when it's needed (huge crashes or spikes) and scalps when it isn't needed

Bought more tsla shorts
150 by end this year

>>52562734
happy fir u to be frtee

>>52562875
If it helps put food on the table for my family I don't care. I doubt he'll answer but I had to try. If you don't need to learn more tools for making money then good for you as for me I've got a lot of mouths to feed and my kids' classical educationd aren't free.

THE COLOR IS RED

>>52562775
How do you get price targets?

>>52562965
intuition (guessing)

>>52562806
The software is metatrader. Your broker may allow mt4 accounts which are used with the metatrader platform

>>52562806
I don't use stops. Any big news event is not going to give many entries to go against you. I can buy on the 50 lows, or I can switch the bot to bearish and it will only short on the 50 highs instead

>>52562806
Yes, if the 50 breaks, then often the next candle will also be an entry. Sometimes 10 or so in a row

>BUY PUTS FAG
Take profit on shorts, buy calls.
>HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP
Take profits on longs, buy puts.
These two retards are the perfect contrarian indicators.

>>52563016
>metatrader
Thanks, I'll look it up. I stumbled on this
https://medium.com/swlh/printing-money-with-td-ameritrades-api-a5cccf6a538c
just now and it looks like there's a lot of networking knowledge required to set a bot up, plus you need a dedicated device (laptop) to access the bot's server with as little software on it as possible. So a little capital intensive and a big learning curve it seems. Is metatrader more streamlined?

Any recommendation on a back test software or does metatrader do that too?

Also isn't metatrader going to see your trades? They might front run them or copy the best bots they see, no?

>>52563067
For programming, I use fxdreema which is a graphical block based tool for building a bot. My bot runs on 10 blocks

>>52563034
This makes sense, a one minute candle is actually a decent amount of time desu.

>>52563046
What happens when the $2 profit level is never reached? Do you just end up holding a bunch of shares or do you dump whatever is left at the end of the trading day?

How are SOXL and TQQQ implemented? Swaps or plain old borrowing? Do they have counterparty risk or interest rate risk?

>>52563091
>fxdreema
So this spits out the code after you design the bot and you copy paste it into MT4? Is that basically correct?

Also do you take any crazy security precautions? The medium article I linked talks about limiting ports, running a vpn and using a dedicated computer, having alerts set up for strange events and a separate kill switch etc. Do you do all that shit?

>>52563111
David Soxl went to all the banks and did what Burry did in the big short but bullish on semiconductors

>>52563093
Sometimes the position is held for milliseconds, sometimes for weeks. At the moment I'm bagholding a bunch of FTSE shorts that are 150 points underwater. So I delete the tp's and wait for the market to correct. When it corrects I exit at a lower price to make up for the broker charges

AHHHH IVE BEEN OFF MY MEDS FOR 3 DAYS I JUST GOT THIS MEMORY OF MY FATHER AND ME PLAYING ROBOCOP ON NES WHILE MY BROTHER WAS IN THE HOSPITAL

SSSSCCCCOOOOOPPPPSSSSSIIIEEEEESSSS!!!!

https://youtu.be/QcVrDjZch1g
https://youtu.be/QcVrDjZch1g
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>>52563132
I run on a dedicated computer that uses like 10w power. There really aren't security issues.

>>52563132
Fxdreema gives you a file that you paste into metatrader. It's called an expert advisor, and you just drag it to a chart and it starts trading automatically

>>52562224
These ones. $75 12/02

>futures

https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448

>>52563184
Ok well you've piqued my interest. Is there anything else I need to know to have a decent chance of success?

Also do you need separate backtesting software or do you use metatrader for that?

I still don't understand how you don't end up bagholding a ton of shares. Sometimes it takes years for an index to recover to a previous point. I guess profit more than makes up for it?

>>52563132
My basic code is:
If (bid < lowest(candle lows, 50)) then
Buy 0.01 FTSE, TP 10

God candle on the FTSE, wew Putstranny really got cooked on that trade

>>52563219
Metatrader has great backtest.
1. Obviously, start VERY small.
2. watch it until you are confident enough to leave it to do its thing.
3. Always assume that you are wrong, and have enough capital on hand to be wrong for long periods without losing your shit

Haha, you're losing yar money on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

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>>52563228
So no stop loss only a take profit? Seems crazy but then again I never use stop loss in my trading I'm too paranoid about L2 data.

>>52563170
dude just fuck off to r9k or something, you literally add nothing of value to this thread

>>52563231
When you are a malignant narcissist, as you clearly are, do you know you are a worthless piece of shit? Or do you know but don't care?

>>52563257
What's the minimum account size to reasonably make money (or break even) with? $100? 1000? Come to think of it I guess you need $25k to meet the day trading requirement, correct?

>>52563277
>namefag calling others narc

>>52563231
I dont think ive ever seen an all lowercase ID before, and it has an actual word in it "doom"

holy shit I love baitposting on HN lmao

>>52563277
lmao
>>52563292
i rolled the nigga doom id

>>52563283
I started with 3k on my mt4 account. Check your brokers minimum

>>52563111
I looked it up myself and they claim to do swaps or futures (https://www.direxion.com/education/understanding-leveraged-exchange-traded-funds)) plus some amount of shares
are futures subject to chop loss?

>>52563287
Yes. Narcissists try to hurt others. In fact that's how they feel worthwhile. Without narcissistic supply, they implode, because they are not human. They are a psychotic imitation of a person, but nobody is home

>>52562882
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52563311
Ok, I'm going to use MT4 since you're the only person I've ever conversed with on this topic and it has worked for you. I don't want to use Ameritrade for this. I wonder if they've figured out a way around the day trading rule or if you started at a time when the rules were different.

Anyway thanks for answering my questions and sharing your insights. I hope you are rewarded with good fortune.

>>52563335
i am literally unable to breathe laughing at your seething

Smg is filled with cunts who do nothing but try to make others feel like shit. If they were smarter, they would realise that it's very transparent, and anyone with an IQ over 100 can see them for the pathetic beta cuck SOXL bagholder that they are

>>52562965
They have analysts that do that already.

Breaking news!
Charlie Munger in an interview just said the line could go up or it might go down

>>52563366
People made money trading SOXL this month while you lost on FTSE puts lmao

Europe volatile as fuck

>>52563048
Shhhhh

how long until the peepee hits the poopoo?

(financially speaking)

>>52563385
Thanks for confirming that you get great enjoyment out of pain in others. Thus confirming that you are a malignant narcissist

>natural gas
well there goes 10% of my 30% gains.
fuck you europe

Carriers are getting fucked up. Bearish for retail?

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/carriers-panic-mode-recession-bites-china-bookings-plummet

>>52563410
so you're saying I'm a sigma male and based

>>52563216
Nice. You gonna dump them on open right?

>>52563430
Bateman was a psychopath, not a sigma. It's literally in the movie title you dumb fuck

>>52563444
I think you're confused, nice trips though. Angel number very impressive.

The upcoming railroad strikes happening potentially, Fedex/CH Robinson trucks furloughs, planes getting parked at airports, and now carrier ships getting heemed, oh my, this is a depression in the making.

Chyna is allegedly nationalizing their housing industry. as there's no other option without a bailout.
Is this bullish or bearish?

>>52563344
If it's a cash account without margin, then I don't think the PDT rule applies

>>52563470
bullish, because it prevents their real estate from collapsing like it should, propping up their sham economy a bit longer.

>>52563457
You can always tell an omega from a true sigma. The omega larps as a sigma, and doesn't know the difference between having no emotions, and not letting your emotions control you

>>52563311
It just occurred to me, are you trading the forex? That would explain why pattern fat trading rules didn't apply to your account.

Or are you not in the United States? This would also explain it.

For day trading stocks, Americans have to have $25k in their trading account. Putting a brand new bot in charge of $25k when you've never programed one is a bit of a risk.

>>52561605
Ahem

>>52563379
Oh shit! Is this really possible? Fuck what are gonna do?

>>52563482
So you're an omega male because you sperg out when the FTSE pumps?

>>52563474
Ah ok, I'll check into this. Didn't realize it.

>>52563470
lmao yeah good luck nationalizing a 1/3 of their GDP when they can't even get their own factories under control with chinese workers fleeing

>>52563495
Why are you this desperate for attention?

>>52563474
>>52563499
Yep I just looked it up and you're right. Cheers anon. Fuck the haters.

>>52563495
>herr derr I'm gonna pick fights with random Internet peoples cos otherwise the world forgets I exist

>>52563508
Why are you this mad because you were wrong about the FTSE lmao

>>52563413
>fuck you europe
Euro nat gas prices are flat
Why are you conflating HH and TTF?

Diesel prices are going to moon for the next few months

https://twitter.com/business/status/1594948838137044993

>>52563547
any leveraged etf's for diesel?

>103 GME posters
>46 in SMG
When do those faggots get crushed and capitulate, I'm going to buy a bottle of scotch for the occasion, and a second one for when Saylor gets liquidated

>>52563515
Cheers. Yea the only that out those accounts is the funds don't settle instantly so you have to have extra money for that or factor that in when you trade

>>52561587

ok guys so apparently apple is removing itself from twitter

with all the active users twitter has, and considering how overbought and overhyped apple stock has been lately

i think the price of apples might actually go down ngl

what do you think?

>>52563555
they'll all come here when it does, nice trips tho

>>52563570
Twitter is a rounding error in advertising budgets. Which is why a lot of companies just choose to "pause" for now.
The one good thing about Twitter is that it made all the dipshit narcissists in finance like Musk, King Pajeet, SBF, Kevin O' Leary, etc. be unable to show that they really are just lucky idiots and not suave businessmen.

>>52563570
Why is globohomo so afraid of free speech and an open marketplace of ideas being debated without censorship of facts, and opinions they don't like? Are they gonna remove Twitter from the app store if musk doesn't censor and ban people that go against the narrative?

>>52563558
Yeah makes sense. I'm interested to work on this as a side project and see if I can get passive income out of it. Backtesting seems like fun.

>lookatmeImtheHFTtradernow.jpg
:p

Did you blow up your account at all when you first started out? Seems like a likely part of the learning curve but I could see that being pretty discouraging especially if it happens more than once.

one of my coworkers tried to order an iphone and literally got told to wait a few months for his order kek

>>52563625
>Did you blow up your account at all when you first started out?
Yes, of course I did. It's part of learning, the 'tuition' as they call it

SPY futures just dumped

Are we finally done with these fake and gay rallies?

>>52563673
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anyone know why?

>>52563669
Ok well that's scary to hear. Oh well I'm going to give it my best shot and see if I have what it takes.Thanks again for the insights anon.

Dax is doing better than mutt market past 2 months

V shaped recovery incoming

>>52563669
Just realized you're a different anon. Ah well thanks nonetheless.

Still curious if the other anon ever blew up his account. Maybe he'll be back later.

peeps, throw away yar ideas. They're shit. participate in Bspin.

> Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency.
> Huge Giveaway with 15,000$ Prize pool.
> Fast deposits with variety ways

So dax pumps on the news that ecb rates are upped. Wtf is this

Robots will be to 2022-2037 what smartphones were to 2007-2022. Also, current big robot companies like Fanuc and iRobot, are like what Blackberry and Nokia were in 2007. What do I invest in based on this information?

>>52561827
>Till inflation is 2% he's said it from the start
Inflation will revert to 2% as soon as February by itself, because of the decreasing oil price and base effect (it started going up in February 2022 and it will be flat YoY in February 2023).

>>52563508
>t. namefag

>>52561852
>Before the Saudis get to him
They dont possibly have enough space in their embassy to kill everybody who shittalks them.

>>52563780
Some of the biggest DAX stocks are financials who profit (Deutsche Banks, Munich Re).
Also the weak Euro has hurt our industry because whe have to buy oil and gas in dollars. Higher interest will strengthen the Euro and decrease input costs.

Glorious green day ahead, let us liquidate the shorts so we can but their puts for cheap and sell them back at 10x the cost

New DAX high. Peak clown world

is there any way to profit from futas?

>>52563547
Just buy oil

gudnight esemgee
thank u 4 being my fren :)

>>52563910
I hope so. With today being 11/22/22, is there any significance in the triple dubs in the date, number/date fags?

Haha, you're losing yar money on the shit and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
> Transparency and Provably Fair.

I’m thinking oil is back

>>52563912
DAX has been very consistent at increasing around 8% long term.
It's less crazy than the S&P in the last few years, DAX includes no big overvalued "growth" stocks except maybe the bullshit online retailers, and everybody has been bashing Germany lately, keeping it artificially low so it has room to go up.
t. germanfag

>>52564018
forgot picture

>>52564002
Yes after being short on oil for much if the past month, I ALMOST went long yesterday, but decided to wait and see if it dips lower. Fuck AAAAA

>>52564026
Me no sprekens zee doitch

>>52564054
German labels only for credibility.
It is a chart of the DAX since 1988 compared to 8% interest rate (blue line).

>>52563810
I agree with this assessment. I have no idea. Probably something gay.

>>52564054

So another crab day where we end up about where we started, or wut? Think it poomps or doomp Wednesday or Friday? How long you think this crab gonna last

>>52563810
So we are all gonna have a personal robot assistant? Will they all be become racist like the AI chat bots all become when they are not specifically programming to not be able to speak freely?

There are bulls living in denial. This shit is about to pop off.

>>52561697
I’d let them give me a well lubed cfnm handjob. Ngl

>>52564186
Watch them pooomp the market Friday, just to hard rugpull them come Monday

>>52564234
You nasty pun

so market is closed thurs/fri yeah? might get a lil pump monday

>>52563810
>>52564127
>>52564164
i'll actually get my financial/trader/broker robot girl-friend in my lifetime. dibs on calling mine Rachel.

I am down 11% on Tesla, should i sell it? I only have 200 bucks in it.

>>52564314
Stock markets are open on Black Friday, since 1869. Just in case its needed to crash them while traders arent paying attention.

I will never have a draenei gf no matter how many shekels I make, its over

VIX...not like this...

Caroline has been selected for the 5 Guys combo on the Bitfinex Exec to cause the Total Crypto Apocalypse.

Stonks related? Yes. Bail the fuck out of anything hedged on BTC and Greyscale, etc.

Yeah i am thinkin that we may in fact be back...

>>52561697
Congratulations on the successful implementation of ISO20022, LaGarde.

I believe it is time to incread the % of institutions in the Western Bloc that are on +500BEPIS.

>>52564343
Tsla 150 next stop.
Juat some faggy dip buying, but everyone with brain wants to get out of the bubble, evwn Elon himself xD

>>52564506
I'm a buyer at 140

>>52564515
Wont touch the actual Stock EVER
Bad moyo

>>52564314
It closes early Friday though

>>52564139
No. Pump day. DXY is going to test 104, failed to break its 107 resistance

>>52563276
Woah anon... show some respect. That guy shilled SIGA before a massive run up.

>>52564605
But only if scary recession isnt clouding the Market

>going down for the bad reasons

>>52561587
So, why is everybody shitting their pants again at the moment? Nothing is really happening that warrants this schizophrenic bear market.

>>52564691
what recession? Record number of open position, not enough people to fill them. Hardly a recession, more like an attempt to coerce the ppulation with nudging and extremist policies to comply.

>>52564717
The recession we get cause inflation is robbing the consumer and normal worker of his spending power.
Leading to less consoom and alowing economy.
Shits fucked

>>52561689
Imagine only now trying to short into this market lmao. You had a year to do so. If you didn't already take profits by now and switch sides I don't know what to tell you. There is only so much blood a pig can spill before it dries up.

>>52564741
and the consumer has to fill the open positions to be able to get a chance against inflation, while the public spending limits increase due to melting debt. Its very transparent, but hardly a recession, let alone the boogieman of a depression, black outs, ww3 and what not else is painted in an attempt to coerce the population into doing something it wouldnt do without an artificial external influence, like taking an untested gene therapie, multiple times, because of a flu.

>>52564834
The darker side of the story is that mRNA had been tested since the 1960s and the effects were intentional. Now "unknown causes" are beginning to top the charts.

The remedy? Texan courts.

VIX bros...we got too cocky...maybe the fed is going to pivot after all...fuck...

>>52564805
>There is only so much blood a pig can spill before it dries up.
> we are 80% down, we can only go another 20% down from here

>>52564863
I got two doses am I goin

>>52564834
Credit card dept on all time high, wages not keeping up with inflation and prices wont going down.
Public spwnding fuels inflation further,aka inflation-act or what the fuck the name was.
By next year throu base effect we wont have inflation, still prices will move higher and higher

No money for stocks of a rwal fight against inflation for the 0815 normie

>>52564880
>retail moves the stock market
Bobo, you had one year, you got a double bottomed wxy correction, be happy.

>>52564863
my account died suddenly

>>52564875
same, fuck the haters. unvaxx die at higher rates, kek

>>52564741
>>52564715
This is unironically the bottom

Financial Youtube video thumbnail with flames in the back.

Dax is red

>>52564875
Depends on your physical health, exercise and how much you drink. The boosters are particuarly nasty, which I am glad you didn't get. Liver cells show ACTUAL DNA change in studies instead of messenger DNA changes.

Further files are out there. Based on how many fit athletes are dropping dead, your odds are better just NEETing it out sedentry style.

Hmm...it would be good to see /fit/ posts over time. I don't know their views on the vaxx or if they're military 4 dose types.

I didn't get the vaxx. I'm sorry :( My normie wife and I caught COVID twice now we both have persistent coofs. She stopped at 2 vaxxes too and had COVID worse than I did. She was constantly pestering me to get it until she realized one day why I was avoiding it. At the time there was too much heat to show my power level to stop her from getting it.

>>52564968
hah
yeah they do like that don't they

>>52563164
So basically, you're grid trading. Bollocks.

>>52564901
Not over yet.
Still bubbles to pop.

"How much green did you toss in KO", people ask. Well now you know. P.S - Iger's back at DIS as the CEO.

>>52564990
yields might still be inverted, but its healing. local bottom is in, spx 5400 by Q3 2023, you get your bear market, after the blow off

>>52564875
The messenger RNA effects does wear off after a while. Preeeeeetttyyyy sure Liver DNA changes need future tech to correct.

>>52565018
eh hopefully I die before I get too old then, I'm happy with dying today but I aint gonna force it

Notice how oil rallied when Saudi Arabia took the lead against Argentina?
Nationalism is rising in the desert, anons. They're not gonna take shit from anyone anymore

bobro's give me hopium ...

>>52565056
what? Since when has Argentina any energy production that can compete with the sand niggers?

to the bobro that followed my advice and shorted tesla yesterday, good job and enjoy your profits :)

>>52563625
Don't forget, the first time is on the house

I ate so fucking much. I'm gonna blow up. I had to remove my pants and boxers as they apply to much pressure on my stomach. Only god can forgive me after I made a capital sin. If he doesn't, I'm justed

>>52565069
I'm talking about the world cup. "David" Saudi Arabia just beat "Goliath" Argentina. It's a once in a lifetime kind of achievement that will surely increase patriotism and is thus bullish for the price of oil

>>52565151
Is there a single saudi player in the team?

>>52564865
Nigger, VIX is going down and indices are crabbing slowly downward. ITS CRABBING ON THE BART. It gonna get ugly when it fucking spikes. You're braindead like that retarded coalburner pornstar

>>52564977
I am shorting the dax to covid lows, impossible this shit country has anything postive to look forward to the next 2 years. These past 2 months have been pure bull cope

>>52564991
boomer anon reveals his biggest position and it's just 15k

>Spain To Approve Mortgage Support For More Than 1 Mln Households - RTRS
Uh oh

>>52565151
world cup? what?

>>52565189
Is there a single European in the European teams?

Saudi Arabia won lmao

It all hurts

>>52565248
Thomas Müller is the most german man alive

>>52565248
EU is not one country anon... how does an "European" look like?

>>52565272
The EU isn't one country in the same way the US isn't one country.
Don't meme yourself.
It's also not what I was initially implying anyway.

The common root causes of all experiences including emotions are the experiencer's own fixed ideas, preconceptions, own rules, beliefs, biases, memory, judgment criteria, etc. As long as the sense of values does not change, the person repeats a similar experience. The stronger the attachment, the stronger the emotion.
How to interpret, react and deal with information is entirely up to each interpreter. "Disturbance of society, words, clothes, and morals" is a self-projection of the disorder of the person who feels it.
Dissatisfaction, anxiety, discomfort, scary, distrust, discomfort, and mystery are caused by each person's stereotypes, so it is irrelevant to blame others. Those who give inconvenience to others also gain inconvenience.
Therefore, even if you make someone angry, you have no cause for the other person's anger. Conversely, if someone offends you, the person has no cause for your anger.
Tolerant people who punish others, have low independence, have low problem-solving ability, and care about external evaluation need manners, courtesy, rules, and laws for emotional stability and self-defense.

"Emotions Self-Responsibility Theory"

>>52565291
no. The eu is simply not a country, or a nation. No common language, no common culture

>>52565206
lmao real estate markets are in fucking free fall world wide kek

https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A

>>52565306
Irrelevant. It's a political union. What you listed are reasons it shouldn't exist, not reasons why it doesn't.

>>52565291
you can't compare EU culture in each country with a big blob of US with burger culture

>>52565346
Not even a political union, in relation to the nations it has no power over them and is 100% dependent on local enforcement. It is closer to the African Union than the United States.

>>52565206
the 1 mil that thought an abnb "villa" was a great investment

>>52565214
Its the Superbowl of dive grass

Good morning sirs

>futures

https://youtu.be/GtzPfRVcS1Q

>>52565367
The EU is significantly more centralized than the AU, and member states bend the knee all the time. Especially if they're dependant on Germany's gibs.

>>52565412
the 90s are over grandpa. Nobody is bending any knees, the eu has now former member states and is doing everything in its limited power to create more of them.

Who's ready for these union railroad faggots to go on strike and cripple the country?

>>52565440
I hope we get to see a possible Great Depression 2.0 happen in our lifetime. Wonder how the tiktok zoomers would handle sleeping in the streets near soup kitchens?

>>52561689
last year was at friends christmas party and his sisters bf who works as a QFA was showing me he bought $10,000 of neo stock. kek

>>52565466
>work becomes profitabel again
>all asset bubbles burst
>boomers die in homeless camps
Why are old people stupid

>>52565468
nio

>Futures

got 50k dollars to invest in an all world index
do it today?
DCA?
Or do it next year?

Crypto dumping
Oil pumping
Tech crabbing
Simple as

>>52565200
That's what a lifetime of waging for the government gets you.

>>52565480
1930's were a different era. People back then actually had survival skills and weren't lazy, raised by the internet and could think for themselves.

That's no longer the case in modern times.

this is the last smg thread

>>52565499
Short the DAX and long OIL.
Simple as

>>52565532
>romantization from second hand media
old people are retarded. Suicides, criminality, despair, poverty and what not went through the roof, the only thing that made things "better" was massive debts on the heads of future generations. Boomers created nothing, the "greatest generation" created nothing, beside the same shit their ancestors did

>>52565532
Listen sweetie we need drag queen story hour. Teaching kids how to field dress an animal is useless since they can just get food from door dash.

>Separate reports indicate that parties linked to its founder Sam Bankman-Fried bought properties worth over $120M in the Bahamas prior to its collapse.
Jews.

>tfw you can't short /smg/ futures as this is the last smg ever

>>52565580
That was his parents

>>52561818
no. buy used designer that women will recognize. shit like dior, lv, prada.

>>52561818
i only wear GAP

>>52561818
good god no, not past high school anyway

What should i short bobros?

>>52565658
yourself

>>52565658
bynd and coin

>>52564880
Public spending on infrastructure is not inflationary. Unfortunately most of infrastructure bill isn't spent on infrastructure.

we are back oil bros

>>52565668
are you sure? these will be the first once to shoot up +10% if the fed starts slowing down rate hikes

>>52565783
well, coin maybe i guess
bynd is destined for the shitter however

>>52565783
>they STILL are on the pivot copium
Jesus Jerome they just don't get the message.

holy shit

NEW THREAD

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>>52565857
Thank you