/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52550709
invest in Popeyes

>>52550709
Invest in fat tities.

>>52550709
WTF? Did they die?

>>52550810
They popped out in China unscathed, but died in an escalator accident shortly afterwards.

>>52550966
Kek

Short Americas, Europe and Middle East. Long Africa and Asia.

>>52550709
Diet pills. Fake exercise gimmicks. Health "shakes." The list goes on.

>>52551078
1 Cargill
2 ADM
3 Bayer

5 CNH Industrial
6 Syngenta
7 DuPont
8 Nutrien
9 Yara International
10 BASF
the biggest agricultural corporations by 2020 revenue and responsible for your onions-based, genetically modified, obesity inducing nightmare. Incidentally, destroy these companies and see nature heal itself and the world and population find balance. #4 is John Deere which is in the same segment but produces equipment.

Invest in clothing companies

>>52550709
where is that from

And bathroom remodeling

And bigger cars

And Knee surgery

>>52551309
Lmfao

https://youtu.be/1vAqaUwLg7g

>>52550709
that huge fat ass has broke so many chairs and floors before as well it's a normal day for her, but i would be totally ready to providefor all her mishaps

>>52551338
Boioioiooioioing

>>52551561
I have a problem. I have a webm for this

Home Liposuction Kits

This is now a fat hate thread.

>>52550709
Beauty Empowerment products
Food Empowerment products
Atheltic empowerment problems
nothign that frames them as the problem, but that they are above and idealizes that.
The more expensive the better.
Like lulumon.

>>52550801
Gib giant tiddy gf

(How do you actually get one? How much CAKE do I need to stake?)

>>52551078
fatasses will do everything and try every possible product as long as it doesn't involve eating less food

>>52551255
what a disgusting pig

>>52551255
Nothing but rage in that webm. Every loser lefty is basically this.

Olestra v2, fatties need to eat even if it means copious anal leakage

>>52551807
That is my wife! If you knew what's best you'll be apologizing.

>>52550709
Short Arab countries and Latin America

>>52550709
Long insulin manufacturers

>>52550709
Corn syrup

>>52551807
That is my wife! If you knew what's best you'll be apologizing.

>>52551997
Ever Marine I ever met was closet gay and retarded. The enemy never stood a chance

3 to 5 lb blocks of cheese, single serving size

>>52550709
Sell skinny girls to men

long diabetes

>>52552141
fatties are a menace

>>52551207
Novo Nordisk did a lot of "new" money with obesity and diabetes drugs.

>>52552060
is that why they marry land whales?
>Land whales are home homebodies
>have low sex drives
>least bitchy from low low self-esteem

>>52550966
Kek’d
>>52551000
And check’d

>>52552141
Oh fuck. I wonder what the father (ex father, rather) is doing now.

>>52550709
Invest in oversized caskets.

>>52552287
He is doing fine. Here is a webm of him just a few weeks later.

>>52552328
Took me a minute to realise he was actually dead

>>52552465
It also takes a minute to realize he shits himself too.

>>52551048
>Majority is overweight
Jesus christ, this is just sad, bros...

t. fitcel

>>52551997
Where's the other half of his legs?

>>52552465
their village will feast for months

invest in insulin stocks

How does one go about corrneing the market of the diabetic socks industry?

>>52552328
I had to move a fatty once. It's all unstructured weight with no grips. Awful.

literally can't lose just boomerinvesting in mconalds and coca cola

>>52550709
Quick weight-loss scam products.

>>52550801
BIG MOMMY MILKTRUCKS. Invest in natural breast augmentation for ever greater gains. Go long on big titties, for the good of mankind.

>>52550709
Short cocacola.

>but if people are obese why short sugary drinks?

We are in obesity euphoria right now. The amount of obesity is totally unsustainable. Western populations are declining, and fat people are getting heart attacks, and zoomers are eating carnivore diet and avoiding seed oils. There are no more fat people to expand market. It can only go down.

>>52554663
This is true. There does seem to be a growing health movement based on good eating. With the coming food shortages, I would not be surprised if everyone... even in western countries will be forced onto a diet.

>>52551273
wait until they see japanese bathrooms. i’m skellymode and i have trouble fitting in sometimes

>>52550709
i need to stop taking test, the one in the white is giving me a semi

>>52550709
Where is the bloody rebar in the concrete. Fucking 3rd worlders

Why the fuck isn't there an easy cure for obesity, just a magic pill that kills your appetite or something

>>52550801
Do people find this attractive?
I dislike seeing veins so promptly displayed

>>52551997
What's up with his arms? They look like socks filled with rice pudding

>>52551048
asians are the only ones that should be counted as normal bmi because we all know that if africans had enough food to be as obese as the innercity amerinigger aunt jemima, they would be half fat too

>>52550709
open your own food truck in Idaho for the college roasties to get their drunk grub on

>>52555007
solutions exist, you can get your stomach stapled for christ sake. these people just enjoy their lifestyle and dont care about the consequences

>>52551338
Yeah I have a overweight sister in law who just got a total knee replacement at age 30. Fuck.

Looking back at Michelle Obama's move campaign. I don't hate her and I want her to keep it going.

MCD and KO. Some of the best stocks I ever bought.

>>52551048
I've been to Nigeria, Congo and Uganda and they're full of fatties. Any form of domestication and the negress balloons

>>52550709
They all died of the coof

>>52550709
Invest into the medical industry. Private medical care will be a massive growth industry as the population both ages and becomes fatter. Secondary health issues from ageing and obesity are hugely profitable. Trannies are also a massive profit area for the medical industry. Huge medicinal, therapy and surgery costs which go on for years. If you can see if you can make friends with young doctors. When they set up a surgery invest in them, youll make fat stacks.

>>52550709
That was fucking awesome.

>>52550709
Open a restaurant

>>52555706
I've been to Nigeria, going to Walmart in the US is worse.

>>52555869
The idea of making money from serializing lefties sounds like an amazing job.

>>52550709
Yeah I'm gonna need more context on this vid. I can't find anything online, guessing 3rd world architecture though.

Love that one video of the hundreds of fat black women in the hotel pool, like how the fuck did the engineers prepare for this situation.

>>52555988
Never been to burgerland so can't comment

>>52556021
Don't, it's a cesspool of degeneracy.

>>52552141
I bet the mom was pissed

>>52550709
feed them plain sugar

>>52556078
She did notice after 3rd dinner.

>>52551048
what are the actual chances of this situation improving? i personally cannot picture everyone reversing their lifestyle by choice

sell goyslop

>>52556163
It can’t the whole economy is propped up by goyslop

>>52556078
she did not notice after having 3rd dinner.

>>52556090

>>52551620
The right one I would

>>52551997
kek manlet

>>52550709
Buy SENS

You're Welcome

>>52551620
Im only buying these chairs from now on

>>52551724
only if you want a BLACKED cheating gf.

>>52551309
>TFW my fetish is massive men dwarfing/not fitting into/breaking things.

>>52551048
>Short Americas, Europe and Middle East. Long Africa and Asia.

>>52552141
i would kill myself. there's no coming back from that

>>52552328
>come on Sergey we need you on stage for your smartcon talk

>>52555010
virgin

>>52552141
Yeah yeah, it's from the Walking Dead.

>>52551724
Just get an average titty gf and slip breast enhancing pills and tranny hormones into her diet/protein powder.

>>52551338
Her calves are super skinny wtf.

>>52555007
Desoxyn exists

>>52556449
Do Americans really? I hope Russia nukes that entire shit country into dust.

>>52550709
long food production associated with high-carbs and vegetable/seed oil usage
long pharmas related to cancer and common auto-immune/inflammatory conditions

insulin will be kept cheap and diabetes will become the new normal

>>52552141
Save this and reflect on it when you feel down and full of regret bros.

>>52552328
Saw this nigga in Blade (1998)

> 90% of the women on Hinge are whales
Pain

>>52555010
That's because you're a giant faggot but fucking homo man.
Captcha: You're a faggot
Verification: not required.

>>52558083
This is a worthless fucking graph as it's literally a heatmap for effective healthcare systems that detect cancer early.

The bluest countries have the longest lifespans.

>>52551764
Or exercising

>>52551207
MOO is an ETF that probably contains lot of these names

starbuck

mobility scooter

airbag for stairs

any fast food. Or do you own fast food where you mix other fast food garbage

>>52560027
I'd love to stab that guy to death.

>>52560279
You would need a very long knife if you hope to hit anything vital.

>>52559976
My god

>>52559976
White girls be like

>find fat chick with obviously attractive face
>get her to date me
>help her lose weight
Is this a good strategy? Seems like a good way to get a girl fhat would maybe typically be out of your league

seems they were celebrating their favorite shitcoin screaming "WGMI!!" and then reality sunk in literally and it hit rock bottom

>>52552141
Obese people should never reproduce

>>52560361
I read about one guy who did this, he told her that seeing a girl near-exhaustion is his fetish so he would put her on the treadmill until she collapses. She ended up getting in great shape, apparently

>>52560411
kek, actually not a bad fetish either i could see it

>>52550709
Unironically. Ozempic.

>>52560361
I did this. Still has some body issues, but was in the mindset to actually lose weight, hiring a nutritionist of her own and counted calories. How many women actually do this though? Unknown.

I'm also in great shape and she's said before that she thought she was out of my league. With consistent autism, I gaslight her into thinking her hair is falling out, lost a little weight to make her (comparative to me) feel fatter, and I basically continue to better myself assuming that she will follow in lock-step. I've always verbally upheld the belief that being overweight and obese is unacceptable to dating me long term as well.

>>52560361
Fuck no. /fit/ will often warn newbies about this, but I'll do it right now:

Anyone you're dating considers you their equal. She will leave you and try to date up if she thinks she has improved in value, such as after major weight loss. Whether or not she succeeds won't matter because your relationship with her will already be ruined. It's the same reason bariatric surgery almost always leads to divorce (look it up)

>>52557002
Kek

>>52550709
That looks like a sinkhole.
Also the fat bitches jumped so hard they caused a weak piece of earth to collapse, probably into some faulty sewer system or leaking underground liquid pipes like water or sewer.

>>52557864
wait, i have an average titty gf...does this actually work?

>>52557864
wait... wtf does this work what pills??????????

>>52560530
This video was DISGUSTING.

>>52559976
How are this many calories possible? Do they top it up with pure oil or something?

>>52560361
Good way to get cucked bruv, she will fuck other people and leave in 99% of all cases

>>52551255
I’m sure the spot between her asshole and vag-hole is the best smelling. It almost always is on a girl.
You get the nice sour scent from her front hole mixed in with that wonderful musky warm aroma from her anus, topped of with just hint of that salty goodness of her sweaty taint.
You know you’ve got a keeper if you can detect a bit of urine as well.
The back of my mouth tingles and puckers like I just sucked on a lemon when I smell this. It takes my everything in me to not give it a lick so as to not ruin this symphony of a smell.

>>52556450
Same.

>>52557002
TOP KEK

>>52560361
yeah these->>>52560534 >>52560923
Also, fatties are fat because of underlying behavioral habits and psychological profile, so discriminating against them isn't just selecting against someone who's physically unattractive but also an underlying cognitive traits. Fatties are more impulse and obesity inversely correlates with conscientiousness, so even if she does manage to lose weight there's a possibility of a relapse. I could only see this working if she was really internally dedicated to changing her lifestyle, you couldn't make her.

>>52555706
>we will live in a world of obese people

>>52556163
>>52556201
BRAWNDO
IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE

>>52561075
... LOL sudoku science at work...
Don't date a fatty because she's fat period. It's all reward driven.

>>52551338
if your knees snaps like that you can potentially be looking for an amputation (no joke)

>>52551255
That’s fucking hot

>>52560901
>rice
>curry
>curry and rice

>>52550709
lol, a fucking sinkhole right below where they were jumping?

>>52555007
It's called cigarettes.

>>52555010
Get a load of this fucking faggot.

>>52560836
>>52560892
seriously what do i need to buy

>>52550709
People eat to regulate their emotions. If you really want to make bank you should invest in psychologists and heavy, international marketing of a clinically backed self help book you would be entitled to a share of profits from.
It may sound strange but obesity is 50% a mental health issue. The other 50% is the creation of favorable conditions for it: sedentary jobs and transportation, and unhealthy artificial sugar rich foods pumped into the market.

Invest in Ozempic, Wegovy, and Mounjaro.

>>52551620
My fat sister just broke one of these chairs at my child's baby shower.
Also chairs with immovable armrests that are tight are good too. Fat people literally can't get into them, and if they somehow do the chair will be stuck to their ass when they stand up. I recently brought an office chair to my work, I share a room in a factory with 3 other shifts and adjusted the armests with a hex key to the tightest and closest setting so the fatasses wouldn't be able to make it into my chair.

>>52560836
>>52560836
I recommend you to do some research on breast hypertrophy, macromastia, m to f hormone replacement therapy and drug induced breast hypertrophy. There are certain hormones that can induce the effects of a second puberty in adult women. It can happen with medication and pregnancy. There are some unknown causes. Pretty interesting stuff.

>>52559976
I think it’s interesting to push the limits of unhealthy food without outright making something actual poison. It’s probably less hazardous to your health to smoke a pack of cigarettes or drink a 6 pack every day vs. drinking one of those every day right?

>>52561993
based, i'll look into it. but have you ever seen any of this stuff work though?

>>52555007
>why isn't there an easy cure for obesity
literally just stop eating lmao

>>52560027
there is something about this fat fuck that makes me want to watch, its like an animal in a zoo. the video of him and his gay boyfriend eating while their neighbor screams while being stabbed to death should be saved into the archives of humanity

>>52555034
sun+very fast hypertrophy causing stretch marks and skin ageing
either from steroids or just working out 4 times a week for his entire enlistment because thats what marines do

>>52557864
imagine if men could take test injections and grow another 6 inches
love from kazakhstan

>>52551997
>5 and 1/2 heads tall
>laughs in loomis

>>52560027
WTF is this?!

>>52562587
that is moldy fried chicken, surely

that man(?) is in a dark, dark place.

>>52551997
Imagine roiding and only working out arms.

>>52562629
he gets paid millions of dollars a year to eat himself to death
people like him are the epitome of why we haven't gotten anywhere near the bottom yet
when he's dead and every healthy youtuber is looking for an actual job we've hit the bottom

>>52562662
I'd buy that for a dollar!

>>52550801
Context?

>>52556868
Probably a fake story, anon.

>>52562220
I think he's lying to you bud.
He didn't tell you any drug and if this were real you'd be seeing people who get implants just take these drugs instead as it would be cheaper.

>>52562349
That's the problem with obese people, they just can't

>>52550709
>girls fall into ground
>cameraman doesnt rush forward to see just waves the camera around like a goof
GET THE FUCK OVER THERE AND LOOK IN THE HOLE RETARD

>>52563356
The cameraman didnt want to fall in the hole.

>>52550810
They fell into a cake shop in the basement, they were saved

>>52560534
>9% had divorced or separated within four years of their surgery, compared with 6% in a control group.
That's not that wild considering women who get the surgery obviously have insecurities, or are looking to get out of the relationship, and any big choice like that will usually snowball into a whole life changing thing for women. Same is probably true of breakups after any cosmetic surgery, or implants. Don't just blindly drink the /r9k/ incel juice, women are just people at the end of the day, and most of them are insecure.

>>52550966
lel

>>52556450
was thinking the exact same

Why have I been blessed with such a gold thread on the start of my water fast

>>52551309
The funniest part is burger man's reflection in the window.

>>52562662
Some people are in professions that ruin their body much worse and get paid much less. I see no problem with what he does. He's providing entertainment for money. And he's his own boss. I'm jealous.

>>52560910
Half a pound of pure sugar and a quarter pound of milk fat

>>52556163
One day there will be a once daily to resolve this shit

>>52558083
>>52559889
This

>>52550801
So become a surgon?

>>52560507
lmafo

>>52565733
>determined to get it done privately
>signs up for a fucking clickbait article regarding the procedure
What did she mean by this?

>>52551078

This. I saw a guy shilling "structured water" (ie. tap water in a glass bottle) on twitter the other day for $40 per bottle. This is the golden age of fatfuck grifting. Just got to come up with a good gimmick.

>>52555007

Its called Meth anon, and unfortunately there are like 8 doctors left on the planet who will prescribe it for weight loss

>>52555007
There is anon - it has only been around for 8,000 years.

>>52566125
It means she pays or it herself you retarded mutt

>>52551078
is it too saturated to get into these markets nowadays?

>>52552141
Holy fuck that’s just sad if true. Can’t even imagine your lifetime of bad decisions leading to the death of your child

>>52566332
I lost 2kg in a week when I was doing coke, so can confirm. I weighted 63kg at the time. Imagine how much you can lose if you actually have weight to lose?

>>52566405
I just chew the leaf; no Pablo's Puro for me.

>>52565733

>>52566405
how much coke per week?

>>52555007
There’s a million of them, adderall, ec (ephedrine/caffeine) stack, various appetite regulators like semaglutide, procedures like lap bands and shit Kirk that to physically reduce stomach size, diet sodas, chewing gum, I could go on. Fatties just really have no self control so once they get addicted they don’t want to stop and don’t have the willpower to do so. As a former obese child that got fit in his teens (thanks mom and dad) I have no sympathy for them. The resources are out there they just delude themselves into thinking this is okay and society (lefty morons on Twitter) don’t help this by pushing body positive so now we even have “celebrities” like Lizzo trying to act like she’s healthy when she’s gotta be 300+ lbs. It’s pathetic. All these fat asses would have to do is do some self reflection and accept that the things they’re doing to themselves are actively killing them slowly but that would require some amount of humility and the ability to admit you fucked up which sadly the vast majority of people can’t handle. They’d rather suffer for the rest of their lives than work through whatever problems their eating away from.

>>52550709
Long macdonald's

>>52559844
That’s because girls that are in shape don’t need hinge to find a boyfriend/date. You have to stop online dating if you want a chance with a normal not fat girl. Girls on dating apps are only there because they either want validation constantly (red flag) or they have no option irl (massive red flag). We as men need to stop paying for these bullshit apps and giving even 6/10 whales an army of simps, that’s the only way this gets better for men.

>>52560361
If she can’t lose the weight on her own wtf do you think you’re gonna do to make her stay consistent long enough to do so? She might lose some of it but she’ll just gain it right back if you ever let off the breaks. Hard pass.

>>52551048
tf is up with kuwait

>>52566631
They out-fatted the USA over 10 years ago. Not sure what happened but the population, mostly women and oldies, ballooned starting in the 90's and now are the fattest country. Their fatties never even leave their homes because its too hot to go out anywhere

>>52559844
downloading hinge right now

>>52560530
>Breakfast routine.
>Five other routines after this

>>52566725
i don't think i've ever seen a picture of fat people in the middle east

>>52566451
>>52566489
Me and wife were snorting about 2, to 3 gr each. But not peer week, per weekend. We didn't do it in the middle of the week. And I know it's not much, we managed to stop before it got bad.

>>52566631
Muslims can't drink alcohol so they drink soda.
They manufacture and drink a lot of soda.

>>52567016
I have terrible news for you anon
alcohol is degraded into sugar in the body

>>52566332
How do you get it?

>>52567045
Why is that terrible news?

>>52567089
Some dispensaries have it in my neck of the woods (Vancouver Canada). There is even a cafe that serves the tea. Other than that it's not easy to find

>>52552498
I think this chart is outdated, for example I heard Oman is super obese now because their government started allowing American food.

>>52556163
Very low; crap food filled with sugar that causes this problem is very addicting and very profitable for its manufacturers, plus in some places that are less regulated they don't even have to tell you if something that you're eating is full of crap that's bad for you so people will just make themselves fat and not even understand why.

>>52550801
Booba thread?

>>52555622
I remember back during the first women's march or whatever it was called during Trump's first 100 days in office, someone made the joke that Trump got more overweight women walking in three months than Michelle did in eight years

>>52555007
There is, its called fasting

>>52556163
global warming destroys all the plants and grasses animals eat, and acidifies the ocean and famine ensues

>>52567342
Kek

>>52562220
Sometimes it works. Sometimes it does not. Girl from my school got an hormonal implant and her tits got bigger. I know correlation doesn't equal causation, but what happened was pretty interesting and amazing.

>>52552141
kek, okay fat people are funny

>>52559844
I feel this post...

>>52552584
Lost'em in iraq

>>52564295
look incel, I'm just not gonna date the fatty okay, hahahahahah

>>52551255

>>52556449
That's evil

>>52556449
Americans deserve all the shit that happens to them

>>52550709
invest in cranes to get them out

>>52559976
Holy fucking shit. Even if you shared one with a friend, you'd be overdoing it.
[AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREEE]

>>52560279
Keep your whore mouth shut about Nick, he gets a free pass

>>52550709
I believe some states allow for private ambulances to operate. So see about starting one up? If you offer a strong wage (paramedics get surprisingly royally fucked on wages) and are able make it a thriving business that operates between hospitals, you could easily make some money. Shit ton of red tape though. You could also look at pharmas that have heavy hands in stuff dealing with blood pressure and the like

>>52551309
I was really hoping to see the car noticeably lift after he got out

>>52559844
you don't say...

>>52567342
I'd be so happy to see Trump come out with his old 2016 spirit and make some comment like that, make it a mini campaign thing like how he's aiming to reduce obesity in the college age demographic

>>52550709
History?

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>>52550709
I can't remember who does it but there's a guy with a team including doctors that is like rehab for fatties and all they do is starve them while monitoring them. They're there for weeks, months

>>52556449
uoooaohhhh i'm hungry now

>>52566547
This. Dating apps haven't been usable for like 8 years.

>>52551997
NEVER SKIP LEG DAY

>>52566547
Based

>>52550709
goyslop stock

>>52550709
Belly-wheels

>>52555010
Woman

>>52555007
>i want something that makes millions of jews in the food industry seethe
there were probably a bunch before being epstein'd