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JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>there are people on /biz/ that actually dumped money into crypto
you morons

>He bakes for free

>>52552999
I was just padding my capital losses to offset future gains

>>52552999
500 in 65K out. Cant complain. still 10K hidden

I think there is a good possibility the fomc minutes will rally the markets.

Okay guys, it’s 3:00. Time for the epic “”””random”””” gigs dump.

Oils going to dump I can just feel it

>>52552999
Worse. They bought Bitfarms shares.

MARA short printing
MSTR short printing
SI short printing
feels pretty comfy inversing the crypto chuds

while you idiots were busy shitposting and flinging feces at each other, you did not realize WWE is in a bull market and is up +60% YTD. fake wrestling is outperforming all of you and you had no fucking clue

>>52553018
*giga dump
fat fingers

>futures

>>52552999
I don't invest in ponzi schemes

>>52552818

My state isn't that large (NC) and we have 4 nuclear power plants. It only makes up 34% of the energy for the state. Fossil fuels will be the major source of energy the rest of your life despite what NWO jews say to try to undermine the Arabs and Whites futures

>>52553037
I know it's crazy how you can pick one of the 43,000 publicly traded companies that exist and act like a genius when 20 of your other picks failed

>>52553037
you spelled it wrong, bubba.
it's WRASTLIN' 'round 'ere, BUBBA.
keep on honkin' in the clown world.
>duckdynasty.jpeg

>>52553050
This is really dirty
blue board

Alright that'll do. Uncertainty too high. TA is wishy washy on direction. I bailed out to /cashgang/ for now.
>>52552999
I did but got exit scammed by quadriga cx. Fortunately that was not a lot of money.

>>52552984
>$0.01 = 1 Russian Dollarydoo
No way

>>52553062
hmm then I'm for fossil
> I just want to have normal bills fuck the environment, go tell China

>>52553111
they live on like 200 rubles a day

>>52553129
I want to take my portfolio and live like a king among paupers

GBTC trading at a 30% discount, I mean 40% discount, uh wait, GBTC trading at a 50%, I mean 55% discount

>>52553105
Spy is literally a fucking Bart and you don't know where it's going...

>>52553184
I am not certain it will bart here.

>>52553157
Yeah btc is going to $8k probably lower

>>52553105
Buy signal. was looking for one. thanks

Seems like ever since those ODTE Options hit the market they've been crabbing it up.

>>52553157
>implying grayscale actually has control over any bitcoins
lmao even

What should i short bobros? Zoom earnings? Oil? Nasdaq?

>>52553202
ur welcome

I sold the damn near bottom of oil.

Has the US stock market ever not been a shitcoin?

Buddy. Look at TSLA computer.

I think DCA into TLT is on the menu.

just tell me what to fucking buy

where is everyone last week you guys were all spamming mumu pictures

>>52553221
I got Zoom puts. Its literally free money.

BUY YOU SONS OF BITCHES

Blue circle is when /smg/ sold

Where the oil princesses declares victory and where I bought, shilled and posted my DRIP calls

DRIP will be $15+ by January

>>52553018
You're that kid in middle school that wore glasses and everyone called a nerd so you took it out on that one ugly brown kid everyone called a nigger.
Fucking kek.

>>52553148
>I want to take my portfolio and live like a king among paupers
You'll get your money taken away from Papa Putin and thrown into a gulag

>>52552059
Dude, stop thinking, you aren't good at it.
https://www.mopo.de/im-norden/niedersachsen/unabhaengiger-vom-russischen-gas-deutschland-erstes-lng-terminal-ist-fertig/
The first new LNG terminal in Germany came online last week in Wilhelmshaven, the first shipis supposed to unload in three weeks, two weeks earlier than planned. Gasoline and natgas prices are falling for some time now, because reserves are filled up, but volatility will remain high for years.
Needless to say, i fueled up my car when it was the highest price ever. Should last me into february, as i have removed myself from the rat race.

>>52553300
Go shit up some other board faggot.

>>52553276
pic related after they gambled on odte options

i buyed.

>>52553262
tmf for more lucrative returns my anti-semite

So what's up with these new option expiry dates?

How are they being used to manipulate the markets? Anyone have that JPG of the announcement? They had a lot of weird careful wording on it regarding the new option addition as "influencing market behaviour for the better"

>>52553314
kek.
go shoot up some other school, clown.

>>52552965

bullish i guess

>>52553206
there's always been 0DTE, is Robinhood allowing normies to trade 0DTE now? oh boy lmao

Good morning

>>52553332
what are you talking about

So whats everyone having with their turkey this year?

i buyed GBTC thanks for the tip /smg/

>>52553302
wow, so its actually a total of 22 for a total capacity of 180 bcm/year. certainly going to replace the 300 bcm/year from russia

50 bps confirmed

This fucking raccoon market only has one direction and that's fuck over retail.

>>52553369
your moms pussy

just ate a whole thing of cream cheese

>>52553381
lol these guys are such cunts.

>>52553381
>please buy our bags before we dump it

>>52553365
delete this!!!!

>>52553377
why did you do that? they don't even have any bitcoins.

HOPIUM

>>52553369
Turkey is too expensive anon. Because of Putins inflation. Besides eating meat isn't moral or sustainable (think carbon emissions). Also Thanksgiving is a racist holiday built on the suffering of indigenous people. Maybe instead you could try a plant based alternative?

>>52553206
>>52553360
they sneakily added tues and thurs exirpations instead of the MWF that it was before. market moves for daily max pain now instead of every other day max pain

give me one reason to be bearish right now

and also this one
>pivot confirmed

>>52553404
its gonna be a big win for me

>>52553369
Same as last year

>>52553429
Turkey is like the worst vegetable, I would rather eat fucking roasted parsnips than turkey. i'm doing a prime rib instead.

>>52553446
and?
priced in
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>>52553451
damn bro thats rough

>>52553446
>mester
I'd mester her pussy up, if you naw watta mean hahahahahahaha

>>52553444
TA

FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT RACCOON MARKET!!!!

>>52553444
look at retail's favorite stock right now

>>52553446
This is the only reason I have any long positions.

>>52553412
I can imagine some jew banker rubbing his hands together after he buys billions of dollars of puts and then submits this article

>>52553369
Thanksgiving is in October.

>>52553489
GME?

>>52553412
People are already still hopeful, we’ve got another 25% down left to go at least over the next year.

>Fed’s Mester: I don’t have a recession in my forecast.
we won meltie bros

>>52553489
DIsney? Do you really think your sheboon neighbors are going to cancel their Disney+? They have a lot of kids to distract.

>>52553369
I'm just having my usual, pinto beans and canned whole kernel corn. Together their aminos form a compete protein.

>>52553476
Imma have to copyright strike you for stealing my TA without paying for it

>>52553539
It is truly an impressive piece of work. I kneel.

>>52553282

>>52553522
>Fed 2023: the market is back to where it was in january 2017 but it's not a recession we're just refueling for the moon mission beep beep
>you got laid off from your twitter coffee drinker job but it's not a recession cuz you can work at the SF mcdonald's for 19/hr

>lmao weeeeeeeee!
>ok now nevermind that
>let's start buying again now
>weeeeeee!

>>52553555
You can tell it's mine because of the filename screen cap Droid shit. Slam dunk case in court. I'll settle for $10,000 outside of court tho let's just make it simple

Still plenty of jobs out there.

>>52552295
>OK I bought 5k worth, What now?
You wait. Sell in a few years after growth returns to the markets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoKIakr0IA

>>52553579
>when you're a kid when you wanna go weeeeee

>>52553585
jobs nobody wants and the least those that got imported. I said from the begining, its cheaper to export old and sick than to import their caretakers. Old folks homes in Mexico, the Carribeans, North Africa and so forth are going to boom in 15 years

>>52553585
if you want to flip burgers yes

>shower hour

>>52553282
Post it por favor

>>52553585
no one will work them because they're not worth working

>>52553584
How about 1 night with my wife instead? She hates niggers and kikes though so watch out.

Also, SPY is going to pump to 405 tomorrow and then bart back down and fall rapidly to 380

>>52553585
Never mind the pay, though.
But yeah, the tens of thousands of tech layoffs will either go back to their country of origin or settle for lower paid jobs that are still available.
Tech layoffs will not hit the unemployment statistics.

Oil.

VIX bottoming out. When I see 20 I'm grabbing some UVXY LEAPS, though that may be a greedy entry.

>"Grayscale refuses to share proof of reserves due to ‘security concerns’"
how many of these crypto companies are just massive unregulated ponzi schemes?

>>52553618
That's a great idea.

>>52553640
Sounds like a fair deal as long as she will pee on me while I fuck her.

I think it's down from here fren. We bounce off 395 repeatedly today it didn't wanna go higher. I'm selling most of my shorts at three hundred and eighty five us dollars spy

>>52553636
lmao, it's like why even work if the government will just pay you gibs so you can live free while voting democrat so we can import more muslim refugees.

>>52553676
All of them. Always has been

>>52553676
it's hilarious how they try to blame the SEC for not getting ETF approval
>We have BTC because...we just do okay?

>>52553676
All of them
The problem is the people running them are so retarded they didn't even know what they've been doing was already invented in the 1920s

>>52553692
i wish i knew how to get the gibs

>>52553676
All of them. LMAO

>>52553585
I created one job last week. I quit with no notice to click on lines full time and make more money shorting america

>>52553676
Nearly all, I'd guess.
Tether reserves are either nonexistent or not worth the paper they're printed on, at best.

>>52553657
>UVXY LEAPS
This board is nothing but a bad-idea factory, isn't it

These fuckers are going to move it sideways till FOMC

>>52553704
just show up to your democratic town committee and ask them where to sign up

>>52553692
>the gibs meme

>>52553733

>>52553739
it's not a meme, it's a way of life for these people, why do you think niggers and single women vote for democrats like +80%

>>52553733
The flag on SPY is literally closing tonight. Itll go up or down. Get your vix calls pronto

>>52553684
already happening to a certain degree with older western boomers having their gated communities abroad. But there is way more potential to expand that industry into lower income populations. Why try to solve demographic costs with importation like the west or killing their old like china when one could just export demographic problems like the us has exported its inflation for years. Props up emerging markets, gives a break to developped markets

>>52553676
the gbtc guys have street cred, not too worried about them. though the hashflare scam estonians just got arrested and face up to 20 years

>>52553756
Why do you think we won't just crab for at least tomorrow?

Look at the Daily RSI/MACD for DIA/DJT/IWM/XLF

>>52553367
https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/product_update/2022/Update-Cboe-Options-to-List-SPY-and-QQQ-Tuesday-and-Thursday-Expiring-Weekly-Options.pdf

Why did they do this?

SPY has 20 minutes to touch 394 or I will kick my dog

>>52553764
>send your richest population to die in brown shitholes
>do nothing to stop the kikes from bringing in more sub 80 IQ niggers from said shitholes

Ok, retard. The problem isn't the rich boomers you nimrod, it's the niggers and spics taking up all the tax money and the kikes who bring them here.

Chart looks like such dogshit. Who’s buying here? Retards whose entire thesis is “it’s thanksgiving week, bro”?

>>52553585
Is it bullish or bearish for my job if Companies completely stopped posting openings for my role

>>52553784
It happens tonight fren, or at open tomorrow

Just buy, come on man

>>52553585
>job market
>fast-food
>retail
>factory
That's the entire job market. If not 98.9% of it.
>we want you to work there though
>works there
>corruption levels skyrocket
>nobodywanTstowoRkanYmore.reddit
Still plenty of jobs out there
>boomermentality.raw

>>52553727
March 20c are dirt cheap and will be cheaper when VIX is near the August bottom.

>>52553822
They have better charts now if you wanna look fancy

>>52553829
Problem with the US job market is an issue of HR not actually doing any work. They rely on AI's to parse job applications. If your qualifications are not phrased right no good goy points.

>>52553801
when the boomer bait isn't in western countries anymore, less reasons for them to come here, less reason for your boogieman to leech here. Costs for the public coming with an aging population going down, again more room to grow, while the boomers are used to give emerging markets their blow off top, to just die and leaving shitholes in a correction

>>52553803
We should still see a pump to 405 on the spy before it dumps.

>>52552999
I 5x'ed a meager investment without actually knowing what the fuck I was doing, though

>>52553795
>Why did they do this?
because the more options that trade the more money they make

>>52553869
blessed

>>52553861
Can you please stop posting calcium cannon coom cows? I don't need this

>>52553879
If people want something they'll make the market simple as.

>>52553859
Jesus christ you are so wrong. Young women and niggers vote for the gibs, not the boomers you asshat. The niggers themselves will continue to vote for gibs until the gibs run out and they try to ethnically cleanse whitey for not paying up.

South africa and zimbabwe and cartel mexico is the future of america and sending the most right leaning demographic away will not do anything to help.

why is VIX dying?

>>52553869
Many such cases. One of my first options trade was on ROOT, I bought 3 calls for $30 each, and within a couple days they were worth $300 a pop. I had absolutely no idea what I was doing, or even what ROOT was, just thought that wsb faggots would pump it because of it's ticker name. Sometimes people just get lucky

SOXL gang, its time to buy more calls

>>52552999
Watch carefully. I just moved another $5k into position while deciding what to buy.

>>52553883
Ok sorry ill stop

>>52553883
you could have prevented this.

>>52553900
this is why we need to get trump back so that he can fix the problem once and for all

who bullied me over nat gas? up 30% already....

god why didnt i buy 3 month dated puts on tsla 3 months ago id be retired
shit was RIGHT THERE obvious fuck

>>52553028
Ya, I did... Fucking piece of shit

>>52553962
What ticker/tickers anon?

>>52553900
not about voting behavior, boomer healthcare and nobody willing to take care of them here is going to create greater costs than a few women voting for gibs. In addition they dont lose their voting rights being parked in countries with lower labor costs

>>52553964
Tesla is going to 0 dude you will have tons of chances to short it

we are going to close with a perfect crab day

>>52553951
Trump is too old. Desantis is compromised.

You will only get what you need if a young white man with a wife and kids is elected. Someone with no political history. An engineer or technician or small business owner or salesman.

>>52553972
boil
hnu.to if canadian

They're trying to Sneed the market at 395

>>52553962
Seems like those know it all non trading bully faggots sure are wrong alot, whoeva they be

WTF held spy up today

>>52553945
Holy frijoles
>>52553921
My first options trade was just following a random /smg/ post, don't even remember what stock it was. Cost like $40 and was worth over $500 later that day. Good thing I've had lots of colossal blunders to balance out my good fortune though.

>>52553987
ive learned time and time and time again not to short the bottom
or have i

>>52553982
The niggers will be here anyway. The question is whether you want them to leech off the boomers here or you would rather the boomers spend none of their money here at all.

You have posed a terrible non solution to the problem which is that kikes propagandized whites into not having children and then opened the borders

"bullish"

>>52554020

>>52554020
Confidence that we're going to pump tommorow

>>52554035
>$30K SILJ Calls Guy
you're expecting this comex shortage to actually happen or whats your expiration?

TSLA is -4% from its 200WMA

>>52554010
I just felt like it was propaganda that eu has enough gas for the winter, making people not panic buy

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/full-gas-storage-no-fix-europes-winter-energy-crunch-2022-08-31/

>>52554038
asmongold?

How do we invest in a better divegrass team?
Currently tying a country with 300m fewer people.

>>52554051
Once you name the jew TA no longer works

>>52554035
No Boomer money here, no reason for more niggers to come, more reason for niggers to return. One or another way its going to be hardship, but rather controlled demolition and reducing incentives for useless bags like boomers and niggers to keep dwelling in an economy than just going full Weimar, with all kind of niggers and their imported feuds in our streets

HEY ALL OF YOU
ALL OF YOU WHO GIVE ME SHIT FOR REALIZING THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS A BIG FUCKING RACKET

SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

NO SO EASY TODAY IS IT, FAGGOTS!

>>52553987
already both hands in shorts,
after the rebound i will buy even more.
I LOVE TSLA NOW

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>52554101

>>52554101
Wasn't fast enough on the oil flash crash big bummer

>why yes I refuse to pay 1500 bucks for a last gen model which doesn't allow me to stuff as much ram as I possible can into it, how could you tell?

Oh well, closed the day a little cooled from the high of around +$330, but still breddy danged gud in my book.

>SPY Volume 44 million

>>52554101
CASH GANG
DIDNT LOSE A DIME

>>52554101
Up 1.13% but I had a good bit of realized gains so it was pretty solid

>>52554101
almost back to were i started a few weeks ago before i lost 3 grand

>>52553476
Zoom out

>>52553856
There's copious amounts of seethe in here just based on the fact you use terms like "good goyim"
So that just makes anon's think you're a shill bot.
(You) are also putting it extremely midly.
The US job market is probably one of the worst if not THE worst system on the planet.
That's not even mentioning US immigration.
Automation has nothing to fucking do with it being dogwateredly downed and dumpstered.
Automation makes it fucking easier.

>>52554121
Each of the individual stocks.

>>52554121
sweet thats like 150 bucks after taxes
good job bro!

>>52554101
>-7.19% after daily inflation

>>52554101
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
Personal account -2.17%
Roth IRA +0.56%

Why is it said that bobo always takes the stairs, while mumu uses the elevator?
It's clearly true in this market but seems like it should be the opposite..

>>52554124
>literally no one is optimistic
>just some bots fighting over pennies

It's over

The market is just completely straight, just a straight line to nothing. It is the perfect crab.

>>52554132
Here is my zoomed out TA

>>52554101
up $40 today
up $4000 past month
feelan alright

uh oh China reopening bros, we got too cocky

>>52554146
Good for my son, I just picked the stocks for the program he is in to hopefully help him max benefit.

>>52554124
holidays

>>52554191
Nothing better than trapping a rodent, and then exterminating it.
Give it a go!

How bad is the economy going to be next year when everybody can't work anymore because of the debilitating long term side effects of the ((safe & effective)) vaccine they made everyone take?

fuck these gay markets

still lots of room for gas to rally i think, get in now. it has hated going lower than 6 for a month

>>52554230
how bad are the effects of the economy going to be after republicans who unironically though the vaxx would kill them died from covid instead

>>52554146
Thanks, btw. Also, I just looked up the tax rate, these have all been held for over a year so it will be a max of 20%.

And just like that, a whole day went by without a single solitary thing happening
<Smug_pepe_with_eyes_closed_and_arms_crossed.jpg>

>>52554101
-.84%. I wonder how much my Thanksgiving feast is gonna cost me this year.

>>52554234
Natural gas is up 23% this year. You are getting greedy dude

um did someone just fat finger a huge market SPY buy?

>>52554256
>these have all been held for over a year
ah so you're down 50% overall but up 1% on the daily
got it
why am i so salty
how do i stop being like this

>>52554266
Maybe, but it's only 2% of my portfolio in this play. I'm also shorting oil companies at the same time so I have some hedge.

>>52554251
Since Republicans actually work jobs that matter (logistics, farming, manufacturing) we would be super fucked if they died... if liberals die we just get less advertising/commercials/new TV shows about faggots

>>52554251
old and morbidly obese geezers dying would have been pretty good for the economy
a tragedy for humanity, but bullish for the economy

So what happens tomorrow?

~HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU LOSE~
SCUMFAGGOTS

>>52554291
No, up 30%. All of his are in the green from purchase date, a minimum of 13%.

>>52554300
that's why i was shocked that they didnt just let it rip through the population, it would have allowed us to not have inflation and not deal with pensions/social security freeing up a lot of headache for our top heavy (old) population.
It almost seemed like it was designed in a lab to relieve the economy, but then they went full retard and decided to print money and lockdown instead.

>>52554302
Same shit as today. People swinging 0dte SPY options and sitting on cash, making the market trade sideways like it has been for weeks.

>>52554306
I made money thanks to my 100% TMF position. The fix is in for fixed.

>>52554302
best buy got to be taking a huge shit how can they not?
but thats the logical take so theyll probably pump on bad earnings like coinbase and six flags did

>>52554332
the wu flu isnt deadly enough for that

>>52554302
Retail beats earnings because fall back to school shopping and lower cost of goods from manufacturers

*crack*
*sip*
70's. now THAT was a dead market
*sip*

>>52554302
hoping best by goes up 10% as I went long

>zoom computer

>>52554101
Terrible, fucking crabs.

>>52553822
All the MMs are off for the week. They won’t let the algos tank the market while their out of the office

>>52554394
And just like that, the double calendar spreads beat the high as fuck IV put yet again, even if someone was right in the gamble about the direction
<Smug_pepe_folding_arms_again.png>

>>52554291
Is this going to help you stop being like that, or just make it worse?

>>52554439
so the MMs get the jewish holidays, the american holidays, and the african american holidays? they must only work like 12 weeks a year.

>>52554448
it would help to post the position

>>52554473
Eh, it's just a handful of S&P longs.

Remember that hedge fund like 5 years ago that wrote naked calls and lost an entire 2 billion?
>Unfortunately for many clients who have now received margin calls (requirements to deposit more cash) and have a debit on their account, Cordier’s approach was anything but conservative.

>>52554394
I have 5 $80 puts that will print tomorrow. Great for me on the losses that I took last week on earnings.

>>52554462
That’s the Bond market. Funny enough while the stock market is open on Friday, the Bond market gets the day off. So expect some low volume pumping with the Bond market not giving the stock market a direction to go in

>>52554101
Sold out went /cashgang/.

>>52554597
How much did they cost though?

>>52553060
You don't invest in the US Financial System?

Buy NIO NOW.

>>52554654
why

>>52554580
guy couldn't handle a 30% drop in crude oil contracts, he was bound to implode

lol
lmao

>>52554633
The smart move right now, or at least maybe by Christmas. If we had full control over my son's account I would pull all of his out and put it into 6 mo treasury bills and wait for the bottom to re-invest.

>>52554685
fantastic negabart

>>52553446
guess you guys didn't learn your lesson from daly

>>52554685
hehe just kidding about that whole upping production thing

>>52554676
he reminds me of that guy who is super mad nobody listens to him here lol. just pure confidence then one thing goes wrong and poof goes the entire account and we never hear from him again

>>52554703
>>52554708
>WSJ puts out fake article they'll cut production
>dumps 5%
>Saudis deny it
>pumps 5%
WSJ should be investigated.

>>52554302
Oh shit... I do business with some of those companies

Damn, apple, amazon and tesla got fucked today kek

Give it to me straight… are my 390 0DTE’s fucked

I noticed there are a lot of mentally ill people posting in these threads as of late. What gives?

>>52554780
yeah you should have waited for wednesday to buy puts

>>52554668
Production increases and price target upgrades. Yet this has yet to be reflected in the share price.

>>52554645
No. Even then the us isnt a ponzi scheme.

>>52553262
>>52553328
Elaborate. The alpha simplex lady says the opposite

>>52554830
alpha simplex?
more like herpes complex

lel

>>52554783
>anyone isn't mentally ill
How about you tell yourself why (You) are here, for starters.

>>52554854
How the fuck did all these companies survive the corona bottom just to get BTFO by Bitcoin at 20k

>>52554854
to no ones surprise

>>52554879
they leveraged up expecting buttcoin to hit 100k

>>52554783
Cryptobaggies and some angry /pol/ tards have found their way in.

>>52554302
imagine not shorting Best Buy into earnings getting a 3.4:1 ratio on your money with a bear put spread 10% OTM

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52554857
I ask myself that question every day...

>>52554360
nobody traded stocks in the 70s
it was the same 40 people selling each other shit

>>52554919
go back

>>52554879
leverage + spending money as though crypto would never go down

>>52553332
they want to drive more volume to few options making any 1 particular contract more traded and it reduced the chance of payouts because you have to be more accurate when you buy/sell to get the best price. also they typically add more options when things are doing very well and there are gamma ramps happening. I imagine they do they same thing when things are the opposite situation. and volatility is very very low right now. seems fishy

>>52554854
It's almost as if crypto is a scam.

>>52554953
>1 post by this id
No, fuck off.

>>52554783
haven't noticed, but you know what they say, if you can't find the scary man in a crowd you're him

>>52554879
>why did insane risk assets do well during ZIRP

>>52554977
yeah ive been told i have an intimidating aura a lot

>>52553632
Not sure how much I will lose. I think it will be relatively flat.

>>52554998
>he

Anyone remember that day where people were speculating that FTX would be buying out HOOD?

Imagine if they did.

>>52554993
Bitcoin hit 4k during corona, that should have fucked some of these firms then.

>>52554351
>>52554359
>>52554369
>narrative trading
>bad news is good news
>muh fall back to school shopping

best buy is fucked and all of their demand was pulled forward during covid. all downhill from here. they are a middle-class store and the middle is fucked. high-end luxury is fine. low end value hunting is fine. the middle is fucked

>>52554951
tell me more, robot

>>52555022
Can you trade options for breaking news?

lets say a company HQ caught fire or their clinical trials had good results.
is it possible to make money off it?

>>52554854
how much do they need? there are plenty of wealthy people with a few billion

>>52554854
I don’t see a problem

>>52555048
>"Sorry honey you can't have your laptop, gaming pc or other electronic goods because this retard online bought puts after the bottom was reached expecting us to go into a 2008 recession any day now"

>>52554998
When I get rich I will hire that based warrior to be on my team. You can tell he puts in the time and has a keen attention to the most essential details. I will, however, need to correct the weight balance of his stance just a slight bit, unless he can demonstrate that I am mistaken. The consequences will never be the same.

>>52554973
go back. you're clearly a tourist

>>52555107
kek

>>52555120
I can tell you’ve never tasted the sting of a blade

>>52555071
uh I've no idea why you picked my post to reply to, but yes.

the issue is that you have to deal with implied volatility where the option market could be overestimating how much the equity will move on the news. even if the equity moves up and you buy call options before the news, you might still get fucked if it doesn't go up *enough* for what the market was expecting.

New

>>52555155
>>52555155

>>52555127
lol okay retard

>>52555169
>lol
cute

Remember when I was "SHORT TSLA YOU MORON" and you all laughed at me?
Yeah, fuck you

>>52555158
>uh I've no idea why you picked my post to reply to
me neither, it was an accident, but thanks :)

>>52555252
We all laugh at you because this is a circus and we need performers.

Bobros , you shorted ZOOM right?

>>52554634
Sorry for the late reply. $1.70 at around close.